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landoscar + text posts = true
#yes i have been mass producing these yes i have been procrastinating real work yes i will try to wait to post this and fail#im so fond of them it's actually not ok#bon aplle teeth#lando norris#oscar piastri#ln4#op81#481#twinklaren#mctwinks#landoscar#very very bad ship name but very very good ship#formula 1#f1#f1 + text posts#my txt posts#formula 1 x the internet
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👑 Sworn Partners ⚔️
(ID: Kirby series fanart of King Dedede and Meta Knight being cute and in love. Top panel - bust shot of DDD scooping MK up into his arms, smooshing the flustered knight against him in a great big hug as a little flurry of hearts bursts from them. Middle panel - bust shot of DDD holding MK in his arms, gazing down at him with an easy grin as the knight pushes his mask to the top of his head, a fond smile on his face as he gazes back. Bottom panel - bust shot of DDD and MK leaning in together to meet in a kiss, eyes closed and faces flushed, the king holding his knight tighter, the knight gently cupping his king’s cheek. More little hearts hover around them, the biggest just above their heads. In all panels, DDD's crown and MK's armor are - as usual - touched with white highlights and dusted with sparkles. END ID.)
Sketch started some time early 2024, render started 03/18/24, finished 04/15/24.
#veins art#veins ships#veins fanart#fanart#kirby series#kirby#king dedede#meta knight#king dedede x meta knight#metadede#kissing#I care them very much#beeg bird king and his tiny sword husband#ugh. disgusting. how dare they be this cute together#also I keep seeing people tag my posts with things like “I wish gay people were real” and it is *sending me*#why yes - the bi colors in the bg *are* intentional#more sparkles? yes. more blushies? yes#am I supposed to be working on other stuff right now? yes.#am I procrastinating again with more ship stuff? maybe.#veinsfullofstars
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Im so woozy and sleep deprived save me gem gem save me
#trying to be productive because Ive been able to do jackshit today after driving and running around the whole day on 4 hours of sleep#if this gem skin is real whoaggg shes so cool I hope thats real#gem I love you gem I love you#anyway yeah so trying to be productive but I cant draw anything but this abominationj#yes she's flipping you off#women can do that#“why are you not going to sleep” because I need to do work for tomorrow but I keep procrastinating because Im tired and then Im too tired r#regardless#shak's shitpost
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yes im never gonna let plant dad todd go. im not sorry
(incase your confused, read the “search history” from bottom to top so that its in order of what would have been typed!)
#idk what this is#im just procrastinating my real work#dghda#dghda fanart#dirk gently#todd brotzman#brotzly#yes i had to search these myself#my art
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okay no actually what is the hardy weinburg expected ratio of labrador colors if we pretend purely random mating and no humans making color choices? i.e., how common should chocolate labs be under Hardy Weinburg?
I found a study (open access, even!) that lists the allele frequencies of Labs in three separate populations (UK show, n=104; US field, n=175; US show, n=92) and also pools them in one pan-Lab sample (n=371) for easy analysis. awesome. (okay so I have to scrape those numbers out of the supplementals, but shh.)
that study puts the ratio of the e allele at 0.60 overall: 0.46 for UK show, 0.61 for US field, and 0.75 (!) for US show). excellent.
okay, and apparently there are three synonymous b alleles that can create liver in labs at TYRP1, but they all act exactly the same. so. uh, that's something. for simplicity, let's calculate the allele frequency for B instead...
obviously not all dogs genotyped at all locations, so the ns and allele frequencies for the TYRP1 locus at B for black are... UK show 0.64 (n = 107), US field 0.49 (n = 177), US show 0.83 (!) (n = 92)... with a total sample of 376 dogs here and a combined allele frequency of 0.61 B alleles. we can translate that to say all the non-black alleles (so the remaining fraction needed to make 100% of all the alleles) shakes out with these numbers for the pan-b allele we really care about:
UK show: 0.36
US field: 0.51
US show: 0.17
overall: 0.39
since the formula for the overall proportion of chocolate dogs would be p(bb) * p(B_) (probability of two copies of b = liver AND probability of at least one copy of E for not-yellow)...
easier to score this as p(b allele)^2 (which is the HW phenotypic relationship) and 1-p(y)^2 for the probability of NOT being yellow...
so that would come out with ratios of chocolate phenotypes such within each subpopulation:
UK show: (0.36^2) * (1-0.46^2) = 10.2% of all labs chocolate
US field: (0.51^2) * (1-0.61^2) = 16.3 % of all labs chocolate
US show: (0.17^2) * (1-0.75^2) = 1.3% of all labs chocolate
overall: (0.39^2) * (1-0.60^2) = 9.7 % of all labs chocolate
now I suspect very much that this is NOT the case because of chocolate lab breeders and of course you can selectively breed for anything forever. but this is probably why in many circles chocolate dogs have a reputation for not being "good" dogs: purpose bred lab communities tend not to have them pop up too much and . and especially this is probably driven by how much you give a shit about "yellow chocolates" bc the US show circuit is apparently AGGRESSIVELY trying to minimize the odds there, given that the US show circuit seems to be going in very heavily on yellows.
fuck this paper is awesome actually, it has some really interesting conclusions about breed ancestry and rare allelic variants that indicate deeper relationships. fuckin love that.
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i present to u the being human s1-3 og trio polycule thesis via shitpost ot3 alignment charts (original templates from here) feat. my awesome digital drawing skillz
#once again u may ask hey tumblr user cashmere caveman didnt u have other stuff to do? well yes but u see i love procrastinating#anyhow. do u see the vision. do u get it.#the urge to just write CODEPENDENT DOOMED TRAGEDY for all their tropes was so real#do ppl even do these anymore. i didnt put height bc idk and mitchells age is vibes mostly#ok time to tag this#triothesis#georgemitchell#cavetext#being human#being human uk#annie sawyer#george sands#john mitchell#shit thats so many tags but like half os these are personal so its ok!!!#anyway goodnight i need to finish my actual tasks and go to bed#bh memes
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Hey, this mead ISN'T dubious, I swear!
#art#demon#artfight#fantasy#horns#oc art#fantasy art#character art#elk art#the mead is based off of a real bottle of mead in my room btw#and yes the mead is dubious and definitely not drinkable anymore#i have a bad habit of always owning at least once bottle of a dubious substance#that i just procrastinate throwing out for whatever reason
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(Out of nowhere, you are approached by a familiar lightbulb-headed Cog.)
Ah, it's you, cat. Thinking you're oh-so-slick. Muttering and whispering under those raggedy whiskers of yours... Thinking I am unable to hear it all...
Well, you've simply underestimated my fantastic hearing. You probably want to know the reason why I'm here, taking a 'break' from my incredibly important scientific breakthroughs? It's quite simple, really!
(She gets close, and squints her eyes.)
I know what you are.
Farewell, now!
(She then leaves the way she came from.)
(Spam giggles immensely, covering her face... it always seems like she's giggling, isn't she? This lasts... at least thirty seconds. Longer than usual.)
And I know what I am too, Sparky! You broke through something, that's for sure. Really, broke through...
(She looks down, continuing to laugh nervously.)
You know, I find it odd you Havent tried to bulb blast me into the stratosphere by now. I mean knowing how you acted with Frostbite. Is there something peculiar about me that you perhaps can't quite track? Something about me that you... don't know what I am?
I know, I know, I'm talking to nobody again. But you were there when I had a moment today with the one the only Frostbite The Bravecog. You may be remaining. Lurking in the shadows. Knowing about these thoughts that I'm thinking.
(The giggling resumes, lasting far shorter this time.)
Your brother's a piece of fucking barp, by the way
(She braces for impact for a few seconds, wincing while smiling, before comically looking around to realize nobody's there. She sighs.)
Wow, okay maybe toony superhero show logic doesn't apply in this situation. Cool.
WAIT I JUST FUCKING REALIZED WHAT SHE MEANT but like. Dude if she meant that then what's the point I mean the whole ahh sellbot department barping knows unless you're Really low on the ladder. Heheh... maybe she did mean what I thought she meant.
Oh i'm so fucking screwed. What kind of bitch gets filament fever
#bright spark#<- for finding this again later. haha i called her sparky#the way she talks fucking tickles my brain so much im so . ohguohguohoghog SHE#SORRY THAT THIS TOOK SO LONG you see i was in the mindset that i would do this one little thing and then i would do my work which uh.#that leads to so so SO much procrastination. including on fun things! oh so fun things.#today was an event.#i also spent quite a bit of time ruminating i “would she really say that” is worse when shes literally you#to clarify. she is spam's aunt by like. building standards. not really in her found family. so its fucked up but as i said in discord this#is like. a “your mom's kinda hot” level crush. you know. also sorry i really wanted to say filament fever its been eating at me okay#nothing SERIOUS the way my f/os (and spam's f/os (plural now?? i guess?? if today was a canon event)) are#honestly mark still feels like the only real one with her to me but damn it. if spam's reflecting My Changes then she's Reflecting My Chang#spam in toontown unlike my other sonas is the most “its just you again” out of all of them and thats partially because her main#cog connection... is frostbite. they bounce off each other like we literally bounce off each other and damn it shes been so stagnant on her#own because of it. mark happened and she mirrored that because i kept fucking talking about him while we were in character and ideally#i should TRY to fix her. but also man because i'm not doing Serious lore stuff with her i dont. even know if i want to.#i kinda brushed it over the rug by saying that she relies on her constant entertainment so readily because she herself still doesnt feel#like she has a place outside of cogs only. sure she's in high roller backstage sure she's in allan's family now but shes not Doing anything#with herself the way that her friends are. mole's a ranger. frostbite cohosts. wishes... has chip. and something she doesn't have--#living and fully growing as a toon. rather than being haphazardly slapped into a world. and in some respects she's envious of frostbite#finding themselves so quickly because she distracts herself because she's still kinda struggling with it. despite everything. yes she lives#happy and carefree a lot of the time but she keeps buying those dumb phones because when she's truly alone... her mind starts to wander.#that's what mark is for. so that spam can dream of a world where she has a purpose. even if its fake and fragile and just nothing compared#to the great friends that she already has. where she feels like its worth it doing something when she doesn't have anyone. and in that#respect. with the goons ma allan parallels in sonboy the spam cathal parallels shine. seeking tv (and to a lesser extent games) as a#method of escapism. even when one's life is already pretty good. because there's nothing else worth doing without friends or family.#the internet isn't just cool. it gives her something to be when it seems like everyone is something but her. and maybe thats a lazy#excuse for why it seems like she doesnt HAVE anything to call her own but that but damn it i'm trying my best to twist it around.#spam has such a HISTORY yknow? even if it feels like i havent established her much.#spam is the hearts to frostbite's spades not just because they're the duo of all time but because spam's fake stupid love keeps her going#sorry i just started rambling in the tags of this post about spam it. happens. she loves her friends so much i need to reiterate that okay
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at least im fucking Good at writing essays but it would be nice to get them done on time.
#this one’s gonna be a week late and i know im gonna get an A on it anyways.#i cant even like. stop myself from procrastinating at this point cuz i always get good grades. like it literally doesnt matter.#due dates arent real to me at this point.#yes i am blissfully ignoring like 8 or so overdue assignments in favor of this one this teacher makes me feel bad#when i dont turn stuff in
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when in doubt start reading the greatest epic of our time again
#nah but i legit reread that fic every time i procrastinate making important life decisions#yes issues are being had. happy martian monday this still counts#god i tore through it the first time like. i was HOOKED#i think it was barely 4m when i started i cant wrap my head around how much of the story there is#also that georgia k has said before that it's all planned out. it's funny really how the older chapters are like 'still ~5 chapters to go'#scary to think that this will actually end one day#okay real talk i know georgia k never drops the ball on anything (ogs remember the menton easter egg)#so i really need them to go to the restaurant in monza again where they went before *that* race and the chef predicted the ferrari move#and i KNOW mark probably forgot because there were bigger things and seb... well yknow. but i need this as a coincidence. serendipity. w/e.#uh rant over please ignore this i am so invested in this. also the girl with the baby. how is she will we see her again. ok finished now.
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静夜思 being the one poem diaspora tend to know is so ironic considering how well it fits
#diary#chinese posting#like 低头思故乡 is so real#can u procrastinate from PACKING? the answer is yes i am doing it
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going christmas mode
#taylor.txt#for some reason the resolution is ass on mobile only but i did all the usual things and it didnt help#so whatever i give up. anyway#in the spirit of giving etc etc id like to do something Fun for christmas and i have an idea but thats entirely contingent on Time#if im not 1000% burnt out by the end of the semester i will do it but lets be real here#i havent even done my irl christmas shopping yet...so whos to say at this point#anyway YES im procrastinating but today i will give myself a pass if and only if in my procrastination i wash the dishes
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i could be writing but idk man scrolling through tiktok for 8 hours instead seems a whole lot more fun
#yes im procrastinating#as if you arent procrastinating too#i can see you not writing all the way from this side of the phone screen#writers' problems#the struggle is real
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completely unrelated to my last post, how sad can oliver wood be?
tune in to find out!
#oliver wood#hp#*looks at all the hp characters who have been through a war with so much trauma and issues*: free real estate!#what was I supposed to be doing? making oliver sad and pining#ah yes#the fic#the fic I want done#the fic I have been working on for months now#the fic I am now actively procrastinating because so much to write#ffdit
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Reading through the tags of one of my past fics and giving myself a right chuckle. My favourite is the ‘Philosophical Horror’:
Angst
Existential Angst
Existential Crisis
Existential Horror
Philosophical Horror
Cosmic Horror
Eldritch Luke Skywalker
It was just supposed to be an AU where Luke confronts his fears in the cave
Things just got out of hand okay
#did I make this post when I should be finishing skeptics of the force#yes but its just a little procrastination break#the real philosophical horror is will I ever finish it#I have been 'almost at the end' for months#and written so much#but there is always 'a little bit more' to go
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realizing part of my birdmen fixation has to do with the fantasy of being able to telepathically communicate my feelings and experiences because why did i just spend like three hours writing in my notes app and collecting supporting text because i feel like i didn't explain something well enough today
#yes it was about birdmen#i also obsess over my writing and constantly reread and edit long after its initial purpose has been served#1 because i lack a concrete self image and feel the need to constantly reference past work photos and my reflection to affirm that i exist#2 because i am deeply self concious and am fixated on the idea of expressing myself correctly and existing correctly in general#but i don't think i'm good at either so i tend to just give up#ugh god just get over yourself it's not that serious bro#like dawg i have difficulty talking half the time i am either braindead or too lost in the sauce to be coherent#to be a seraph and be perfectly seen and understood????#i am deeply unwell just thinking about it. inconsolable actually.#but also i did those 3 hours because i'm procrastinating on my real work like i took my meds but hyperfocused on the wrong thing
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