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Yandere story with Weiss?

This one’s gonna be a rather difficult one. But I’ll at least attempt to give it a shot.

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Anonymous asks: The Yandere Ice Queen and the Dorky Knight (RWBY)

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*Weiss starts muttering to herself incoherently, until she hears a conversation from down the hall*

Student 1: Hey, have you heard?

Student 2: No, what?

Student 1: Team CRDL’s dead.

Student 2: Huh?! How?!?

Student 1: They were literally turned into ice sculptures. And not as in a big block of ice, I mean, it’s like, you know the story about this woman with living snakes in place of her hair, and anybody who looks at her would be turned into stone?

Student 2: So…kinda like that?

Student 1: Yep. After they were turned into sculptures, they were tossed into a giant fireplace where they melted.

Student 2 (scared): J-Jeez! I sure wouldn’t want to invoke the ire of the person who did this to Team CRDL…

Weiss (quietly): As long as you stay far, far, FAR AWAY from my knight, I won’t make your death look like an accident… *Walks away*

*3 hours later…*

*At a comic book shop, Jaune’s trying to buy something, and Weiss, who’s disguising herself, is staring at him*

Weiss (fawning): *sigh…* I was such an idiot…to not give that tall, dark, and handsome knight a chance~…

Obnoxious Shopkeeper: Sorry, pal. We stopped selling these issues after poor sales.

Jaune (baffled): What?!? That’s BS! You literally have them on display!

Obnoxious Shopkeeper: Alright, let me rephrase that: I ain’t selling them to some damn nobody.

*Weiss’ eyes widened, glares at the shopkeeper*

Jaune: What do you mean by that?! C’mon, I just need this one issue to complete my collection, and that’s it! I will literally hand over all my money!

Obnoxious Shopkeeper: Not for sale.

Jaune (getting angry): You son of a- *The shopkeeper pulls out a gun and points it to his head*

Obnoxious Shopkeeper: I would advise you to get the hell out of here.

*Jaune sighs angrily to himself, and walks out of the store*

Weiss (glaring at the shopkeeper): …That does it. *Takes off her disguise* Hello, sir!

Obnoxious Shopkeeper: W-What the? Hey! Aren’t you…that Weiss Schnee girl?

Weiss (smiling): Yes! I’m surprised you’ve heard of me!

Obnoxious Shopkeeper: I-I’m a huge fan of you! C-Can I ask you out on a date?

Weiss (gritting her teeth): I’ve got something better! Is there a private room in this shop or something?

Obnoxious Shopkeeper: Y-Yeah! Right this way! *Opens a door*

Weiss (internally): Excellent…

*3 hours later…*

Jaune (shocked): I’m sorry, WHAT?!?

Sun: Remember that shopkeeper that treated you like trash the other day and three hours ago?

Neptune: He’s dead.

Jaune (scared): H-How…?

Sun: Decapitation.

Neptune: And his head was put on display.

Jaune (shaking): Oh, man…did the police at least find out who did this?

Sun (shaking his head): Nope. Apparently, any witnesses nearby were murdered as well.

Neptune: Not to mention that the security cameras were immediately destroyed as well.

Jaune (more scared): I don’t think I’ll be sleeping tonight…

*2 hours later…*

*Weiss is happily humming to herself*

Yang: What’s up, Princess?

Weiss: Oh…nothing much~.

Yang: I heard you’ve been getting closer to vomit boy.

Weiss: What makes you say that?

Yang: Yesterday, you demanded - and outright PAID - Jaune to take you on a date, asked him to give you his hoodie for you to wear, and lastly, I heard you screaming at your father over the scroll because he didn’t approve of you dating a “lowly peasant”.

Weiss (glaring at her): Don’t try to stop me. Are you going to stop me?

Yang (backing away): Woah, woah, woah! Calm down, Ice Queen! I’m not gonna steal vomit boy away from you!

Weiss (smiling happily): Ah, good~! *Under her breath* I won’t have to kill you then…

Yang (concerned): Huh?

Weiss: Nothing~! Now, have you seen Jaune anywhere?

Yang: Last thing I heard, he was out walking with Pyrrha or something.

Weiss (eyes twitching): I-Is that so…? W-What are they doing?

Yang (shrugging): I dunno, probably out on a date or something.

*Weiss gives her a very murderous glare*

Yang (backing away): Hey! I was just joking!

Weiss (still glaring): Don’t ever joke about that ever again. *Leaves*

Yang (taking a deep breath): Sheesh…that girl, I swear…better warn Ruby and Blake to stay far away from vomit boy.

*4 hours later…*

*The entirety of Beacon Academy has turned into an ice castle*

Jaune (keeping his balance): W-Woah!! How the hell did it get this cold all of a sudden?! Also, where in the world did everybody go?

*Jaune attempts to open a door, but not only is the doorknob gone, but the entire door is tightly shut*

Jaune (pushing the door): Rrgh! Come ON! Open! Open, you stupid- *Does a shoulder charge, but the door doesn’t budge* Agh…who could’ve done this?

*Jaune suddenly starts hearing heavy breathing*

Jaune (shaking): Agh! W-Where’s that coming from?!

*Weiss appears down the hallway, who’s wearing Jaune’s onesie, with a very big, evil smile*

Jaune: W-W-Weiss…?

*Weiss uses her semblance to reach up to Jaune*

Jaune (freaking out): Wah!

Weiss (panting heavily): There…you…are…

Jaune (shaking): Um…

*Weiss places her hands underneath his hoodie*

Weiss: Mmm~…you’re warm~…your hoodie and onesie are really something…

Jaune (nervously): Um…th-thank you?

Weiss (eyes turn empty): Let’s cuddle.

Jaune: What?

Weiss (angrily): Strip. NOW.

Jaune: Are you crazy?! It’s cold as hell right now! I’m not taking off my clothes in an environment that’s freakin’ cold right now.

Weiss (smiling): Hm~…You have a point~. Let’s go cuddle in my room instead~. Hold my hand~.

Jaune (obliges): O-Okay…by the way, do you know where everybody went?

Weiss (smirking): Oh…worry not, Jaunathon…they’re fine…everyone’s fine…everyone’s asleep…everyone…

*Flash cut to Team RBY, NPR, and every single student and teacher, who are all turned into ice sculptures, are placed outside on the field*

Weiss (under her breath): …Will die by sunrise.

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