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#WoY Lord Hater x Reader
bones4thecats · 1 month
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Their S/O Is Related To Their Enemy
Type of Writing: Random Idea Name: Their S/O Is Related To Their Enemy Characters: Toffee of Septarsis, Bill Cipher, and Lord Hater Idea-Giver: Random Thoughts
A/N: Much like with my Vivziepop pieces, I will have the species of the reader underneath their header images. I had no ideas for HIM since I couldn't find a good connection for a reader and him in the relation to the girls context. I hope you do like this first creation of mine! Have great rests of your nights/days!
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Mewman! Reader ; Big Sibling of Moon Butterfly and Aunt of Star Butterfly
☄️ As the eldest child of Queen Comet Butterfly and Count Lazlo Marmalade of Lushreach, you were always held into high regards when it came to political affairs
☄️ While your parents mainly handled the more detailed affairs, you would watch over Moon as she aged. From looking over her when she was a toddler till when she grew old enough to organize herself into the many issues your kingdom faced
☄️ During those many years, you had held her hand throughout every single hardship that came her way. And you planned to hold her hand throughout this war that the Mewmans and Monsters faced
☄️ And even during these kind of dire situations, you always stayed strong to your family. But, when your mother and father decided to pass you up for your sister, saying she would fit better as the ruler, you snapped
☄️ You knew the only reason they chose her was because she was more like them; close minded on Monsters and Mewmans regaining trust in one another. While you were far more accepting and willing to work with the Monsters
☄️ Jumbling up all your stuff and jumped down from your room's window before sliding and sneaking outside with expect parkour practice, you landed by the woods and looked back at your sister's window, seeing the light turn off
" I am so sorry, Moon... but I cannot stay in such a corrupted land any longer... "
☄️ During your expedition to find some kind of Monster civilization, you had dodged many forced from your kingdom, each speaking of how your family needed you back home, much to your annoyance
☄️ It was during this travel that you came across an injured Septarsis, one that you learned the name of, Toffee. And, during your many years of living alongside one another, you shared your life stories, from your childhoods to your wishes, it was all out in the open to show your trust
☄️ Toffee wasn't very big on the royal family, viewing the abuse of power they held as illogical, and eventually viewing the magic they hold as overkill. But, for some weird reason, you didn't bother him
☄️ And he had to admit, watching the little offspring of his enemy Moon Butterfly look at you in shock as she tried fighting her blood made him smirk
" Uhm- Toffee? Why are you smiling at this? Isn't Y/N supposed to be just grabbing the wand and coming back here? " " Oh, you'll understand in a few seconds... "
☄️ Star was trying not to harm you, sending minor spells at you, trying to just knock you on your butt so she could just ask you why you had left and why you were siding with Ludo and the rest of his gang
☄️ Once she did, she was shocked to see that the markings on your cheeks, the ones that matched your mother's, but they were faded and covered with thin-lined x's
☄️ You then burst up and kicked the young girl away, bidding farewell as you pocked your cheek and stuck your tongue out mockingly before winking at where the camera laid for Toffee and the forces to see
" I-Is she...? " " I told you. You would find out soon... now! Y/N, I would like to congratulate you on retrieving such an important tool; Star's mistrust of her mother. Good job, my royal. "
☄️ Smirking at your husband, you pecked his cheek and looked at the boys as you handed Ludo a small portion of magic sealed from Star's wand, and just this amount would be good for now
☄️ Toffee then looked at your marks, which slightly glowed with magic... how troublesome could it be if that little brat got to your mind? He didn't want to even think of that...
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Human! Reader ; Older Cousin of Dipper and Mabel Pines (Early-30s)
👁️ Being only a baby when the incident occurred between your father, Stanford Pines, and your uncle, Stanley Pines, you had often questioned the point of why there were so many weird things happening in your small town
👁️ Gravity Falls always had small details that made no sense to you, and as you grew up being raised by your money-obsessed uncle, you had written these things down in a journal that you had numbered 4 with a hand-print that, by what your uncle said, was your father's
👁️ You always had these small visions growing up, from seeing some kind of weird gnomes around the woods to seeing a kind of large minotaurs (which were supposedly called 'MAN-otaurs for some reason?)
👁️ But none of those compared to the small triangle man that appeared in your dreams and would mess around with you from time to time as you grew older
👁️ And, when your little cousins, Dipper and Mabel Pines, had come by to spend the summer at the Mystery Shack with you and your uncle, these visions seemed to happen more often and get more and more vivid
👁️ This 'demon' has you labeled him, had been caught by you staring at your cousins as they slept for weeks, and because of the worry you felt for the two, you began to lose sleep, alarming your family and friends
👁️ Eventually, after being scolded by Stanley and having been forced by Mabel and Wendy to lay down for at least a couple hours, you had fallen into a deep rest as Mabel's pig, Waddles, laid beside you
👁️ You had awoken inside of a dark field, one that you had been in multiple times beforehand, and hearing the very light-sounding maniacal laughter of a triangle demon you called a 'friend', you turned around
👁️ A flaming yellow triangle appeared and allowed the 'one-eyed Dorito' as you called him to be summoned
👁️ He adjusted his bowtie and floated with his cane leaning against literal air as you groaned and motioned for him to come nearby, making him laugh and ask if you missed him
" Oh, I didn't miss you par say... I just missed doing THIS! "
👁️ Wrapping your arms around his frame you wrestled the three-sided demon into the grass and made him laugh at your actions, his arms and legs flaying about to try swatting you away without any use of his powers
👁️ Once you finally stopped wrestling the demon, or rather, stopped wrestling Bill, he had popped his hat of his head and began to ask you the questions you always said you had no comment on
" So, about the two flesh-bags your related too. " " You mean my cousins? Dipper and Mabel? " " Yeah! Pine Tree and Shooting Star! They've been getting far too close to my plans, and you know what happens to those who get too close. They go- "
👁️ Holding his palm up to the sky, he made a small figurine of an unknown man before lifting his opposite hand and smashing it, making a paint-like substance flay onto yours and his 'faces'
" SPLAT! And, I know how much you care about those life-forms. Now, since your father and uncle aren't in my reach anymore, I figured that you could talk to them about maybe taking a couple days off from monster-hunting, y'know, and allow me to work on this more~ " " Bill. We've talked about this once and we've talked about it a million times- " " Actually more like 7, but go on... " " A million times. Anyone with a somewhat functioning brain like Old Man McGucket's can notice how stubborn they- well, Dipper is on unraveling this town. It'd take a miracle to show him enough to get him to back away from his mission. " " Yeah, a miracle. Interesting point, human. "
👁️ Cocking an eyebrow and holding your hand out as if to grab something, Bill narrowed and widened his one eye largely as a small cat with silver hair and yellow highlights appeared in your hands, obviously with one eye that's colors were opposite (white <--> black)
👁️ Smiling and petting the demonic-looking feline, you looked back at Bill and held the cat as he made a ball of yarn to play with the animal, underneath his eye a small pink flush growing
👁️ You were by-far the most entertaining human he had ever met- even if you were related to that traitorous man you had to call your father
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Alien / Star-Nomad! Reader ; Wander's Older Sibling and Main Guardian
⚡ Your younger brother is a very energetic being, and if you were for certain, you'd call him the most energetic being in the whole Universe
⚡ You had spent most of your life watching over your brother as he and his friend, Sylvia, spread themselves around the many different worlds during their travels. With you being the one who had to get them out of many bad situations
⚡ But, a few years prior, you had given the two permission to travel on their own, meaning they could not afford to get into massive trouble since you wouldn't be there
⚡ They had been doing well as you traveled on your own, and during one of your more random leaps to another world, you had met a small eyeball with a tiny body who called himself 'Commander Peepers'
⚡ You had stared at the guy and cocked an eyebrow and heard a yell of Peeper's name, making you both look up in shock, though yours was hidden far better
" L-Lord Hater! To what do I owe the pleasure? " " You owe everything to this pleasure! Also, we're out of cheese dip. "
⚡ The cloaked man had looked up at you and lightly tilted his head before looking down at you and furrowing his eyebrows in both frustration and confusion
" Who is this, Peepers? " " I'm not sure myself, Sir. They had just appeared out of nowhere. " " You! Who are you?! " " I'm Y/N. Intergalactic Traveler. "
⚡ Lord Hater looked at you up and down, you looked like what the average Star-Nomad would appear, but you had a height advantage, maybe being a couple heads shorter than the Lord himself
⚡ You looked right back at him and scoffed lightly before asking him such a bold and broad question that not many would dare ask on that planet
" Why do you look like some kind of rock-emo with a deep voice? "
⚡ Commander Peepers looked at you in shock and back at Lord Hater, fear consuming his soul as he wondered one thing and one thing alone; How in the name of everything did you just ASK him that?!
⚡ Lord Hater began to chuckle and smirk at you, his skeleton eye glaring at you as they glowed lighter green in irritation
" Why do you look like some kind of wannabe villain? "
⚡ So, to sum it up, your first meeting wasn't the best one...
⚡ But, after a few more attempts to be civil to one another landed you a part as a new member of the Hater Army, your spot laying alongside Commander Peepers, though you were more of a spy than anything
⚡ And life was doing pretty well, you and Lord Hater had begun to court and try getting your traits to collide and mix well with your new lives together as Peepers had to keep you from snapping the hot-head's neck every week
⚡ When Wander, the brother that you had sent away, came back and found you alongside Lord Hater, his eyes sparkled; had you found someone that you loved like him?!
⚡ Sylvia and Hater do not get along at all, only putting up with one another for you and Wander, since they both knew how dear you guys were to one another
⚡ Commander Peepers and you always have to keep Hater from jumping up and trying to kill Wander for his antics, such as trying to play tag with him, resulting in you taking the day off and heading to a nearby planet
⚡ He and Wander see each other far differently
⚡ Wander adores your lover, whenever you ask him what he thinks of the Lord, he always laughs and gives you an honest and optimistic opinion as you smile and laugh at his small story of his last game with him
⚡ Hater on the other hand, does not share well things. Instead, it results in him whining about how annoying your younger brother was, and that turns into a sob story of a failed accomplishment, which led to him being curled in your lap with a large pink blanket around his frame
⚡ While they may not have the best bond, Hater can put up with your brother if it means you'll stay by his side. You're the best thing he had ever held to himself, alongside his planetary conquers of course!
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aimasup · 1 year
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How do you think Wander x reader scenarios would go? (I’m a WOY fan, so I’m quite curious)
sorry for the wait on this aaa
ok bc this is a romantic ‘x reader’ no one is undateable, I’m just ranking these 6 guys from ‘best partner’ to ‘most work needed to put into the relationship so it’s not a complete shitshow’. WOY is a show based on platonic love so some of these are stretches
Also unless specified otherwise in the ask, y/n isn’t a villain or anything, just some random person
long, long post warning
Wander:
buddy when I tell you that you SCORED
he’s SO sweet oh my god. has tons of specific scenarios for dates, but it doesn’t matter if it’s a life-risking adventure or knitting in the woods. he just loves every second spent with you
he’s snuggly! he’s cuddly! You’ll never be touch-starved with him! And he’ll note if you’re not a hugger probably but he might get too excited
You’re dating a walking plush toy built like a scarf with the cutest scruffy face at the end of it that also has wild animal mannerisms
you could toss him in a dryer with malicious intent and he’d come out with a love ballad for you ready to go
knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy. You’ll always have the option to meet new friends and go to new places
If you didn’t have an adventurous streak before meeting him you do now. He doesn’t seek conflict, conflict seeks him
He does his very best to accommodate any needs you may have, he respects your boundaries and finds solutions to brighten up your day
you also brighten up his day. get ready to be sick of the phrase 'I love you'
he does his fair share of the chores and more. He also loves cooking for you! You become the couple everyone’s jealous of because Wander’s in it and you get to experience his cooking
He doesn’t butt in to do things for you, but he loves making your life a little easier. So instead of ‘is everything comfortable my liege’ it’s more ‘I made you a lunchbox, have a nice day!!<3'
Wander has so many stories to tell. You learn new things about each other a lot. He has no problem filling silences, it’s like he never runs out of conversation topics
He loves talking about you so much. Now the entire galaxy knows they have something to use against Wander, next to Sylvia
He's your personal therapist now
Cons:
his energy can be draining, especially when he’s on a roll and oblivious to what’s happening with you
his selflessness blends into unintentional martyrdom often. You need to do some rescuing so he doesn’t get himself killed just so you could have some exotic dessert; it’s very stressful to see him put you above his wellbeing
he’s so stubborn actually. when he decides something’s for the better it takes some heavy lifting to shove the proof in his face
the concept of privacy is but a suggestion to him. And he’s open to suggestions! It’s just that a pet always wanting your time is cute, but when it’s your date it gets annoying
if you nicely let him know when he’s overstepping boundaries he’ll apologize and make up for it
Sylvia:
she rejects that lovey-dovey romantic stuff but she’s more similar to Wander than she realizes, in that this tall mass of muscle is endlessly devoted to you
if you’re fine with being lightly made fun of and sassed at a ton, then you both can spend any time ribbing at each other casually
It doesn’t matter what you’re doing, she enjoys time spent together
she loves chilling. just vibes. umbrella drink and hammock and nice music and all. You two can hopefully just exist in the same room for long periods of time, there’s a lot of comfortable quiet going on.
she’s very clear about her boundaries and expects you to pull your weight in some capacity, though it’s fine if the task she needs done isn’t done soon.
she makes you feel powerful and safe and secure because she has no problem beating the shit out of troublemakers for you, and also yelling the most profane of insults in public. She can talk to any stranger, take control of any situation, bust through any boulder; it’s kind of scary but also empowering to just witness
Logically she might understand why something could emotionally upset you but she can't truly empathize, so she settles for being there for you all the way
she ends up carrying you a lot. under her arms, on her back, with her tail, like a sack of potatoes by the leg, etc. and she loves! cuddle piles! and curling up around you when you’re both sleeping! Tease her about it and she’ll toss you into a lake (out of love)
she stutters when she’s awkward. it’s cute as hell
You can go to her with any problem you have and she’ll comfort you, and give you advice even if she states that it’s a ridiculous issue. 95 percent of the time she’ll be on your side too
if you’re willing to learn, she wants to teach you how to fight. She worries about you and wants you to be able to hold your own without her around.
If you order something and she says 'nah I'm good' it's a LIE. She'll have a bite of whatever you're having. So get her something too even if she protests
she’s also fine with goofing off when needed. And she’s tough enough to try new things with you, might even have more fun than you while at it
meeting her family is emotionally exhausting. the ‘WHEN IS THE WEDDING’ questions don’t cease. you turn to her and go ‘damn bitch you grew up like this’ and Sylvia ‘had a job at 6’ Zbornak goes ‘yeah why’
she’s not as open about herself as she’d like to be, but if prodded she could tell you some tidbits about what bounty hunting was like
You may have trouble keeping up if you’re not very physically active. She has trouble slowing down too
your wedding is officiated by Wander, who is also best man. Wesley is the ring bearer god bless
Cons:
She not as stubborn as Wander but has trouble putting herself in the shoes of others, or seeing things from another perspective.
unless given a good reason to budge, she’s not moving when her mind’s set on something
a bit too quick to anger. Not directly at you, but sometimes her remarks cut too deep and her snark is too dry, and the lecture’s too loud.
She’s not very (outwardly) jealous, unfortunately she doesn’t trust easy. So your new friends, or new job, or new anything that she catches even the slightest whiff of ‘not right’ in her mind, she’ll be worrying and pointing out flaws here and there, and now both of you are anxious
you can talk to her about things she can change about herself, and she’ll try. You ground her and her temper and she likes that about you.
Peepers:
see this post
Hater:
on paper the 7 foot tall skeleton overlord with teleportation, force fields, electricity, levitation, and planet-toppling raw strength sounds like some grimdark video game villain but he’s just your personal phone charger now
wants to know about you as much as he wants you to know about him
he always looks for an opportunity to impress you or gain your attention. He likes showing you random stuff, all his shiny toys, his video games, some flower he found at the side of the road, etc.
at the same time he tries to be cool and aloof. He’s also genuinely pissed that he enjoys your company so there’s a lot of screamed affection
not good at speaking or gestures, better at actions. Surprisingly touch-affectionate. He loves carrying you, or holding your hand, or kissing.
You end up being added to the list of people he makes an effort to listen to. consider yourself lucky
He complains about everything but when it comes to things you find neat he doesn’t hate them as much now that they’re associated with you. You are the chill pill.
He talks edgy but he's an open book, and you impress him easily
both of you can geek out over the same things like music and weapons
He’s actually really good at words on paper. So things like secret love letters, lyrics, or rehearsed speeches.
Will loudly defend your honour in public, will try talking it out if he has to
mate you are about to learn some RESPONSIBILITY this man has no home skills. If you don’t want your diet to be takeout for the rest of your life start learning how to cook
If you decide to get married it will be a whole Thing and you'll learn how many times he's organized a wedding before. Ask the watchdogs
Cons:
his whining gets legitimately annoying, and he doesn’t make compromises nearly as smoothly as you might hope. It’s almost like dealing with someone who only recently learned how the world works (so you don’t want to ask about his real name.)
loud, petty, self-centered, possessive, and sometimes you can’t deal with that if you’re both having a bad day
When he’s doing some grand gesture of romance it usually ties back into you giving him compliments
Despite being emotionally open he doesn’t talk about what goes on in his mind a lot, so he might come to bizarre conclusions or not explain his thought process, even if he’s on the right track
he’s self-aware to a degree at least, and he’s actively trying to not make everything about him.
Awesome:
banging my head on the wall, trying SO HARD to find redeemable qualities
he’s the kind of fucker to smugly say ‘you know I’m right’ regardless of how obviously he's not. He thinks obnoxious property-damaging prank videos are hilarious.
his style of villainy is almost worse than dictatorship because he has such little regard for the people and places around him that his hedonism literally causes worlds to end
in other words he’s so disgustingly shallow that the simple concept of an equal in his life at rock bottom would force him to fix himself
anyways uhh dating him would be weird. Like he’s physically useful I guess, also he’s rich so you’d get anything you want. Speaking of physical, he's a really good meat shield in times of crisis.
not controlling, just weirdly opiniated. Thinks any past time that isn’t clubbing or drinking or high-energy is lame, seperates himself from ‘uncool’ things, judges passersby in a mean way, is far too encouraging of you to step out of your comfort zone, etc.
You need to be assertive because he still cares about what you think, somewhere in there.
So if he goes ‘no biggie but I think you’ll look better in this’ or 'no don't spend your time like that', or ‘you shouldn’t call them back’ just get rightfully upset and demand why. Guarantee he will not have a good reason to keep this up. Know your rights and make sure that man knows guilt
Pros:
ok this is either a bad thing or a good thing but he’s observant enough to know how to distract you. If you’re mad or sad about something he can push all the right buttons to get your mind off it, but again he can use this to deflect from serious stuff
surprisingly responsible? Like idk how to explain it. He knows what items go with what needs and is really good at planning ahead. Not like making a shopping list, but like connecting the dots based on logical assumptions. “We could get this sturdier metal hanger for the drying rack but it rusts easily so we should get the cheaper package deal ones.”
such a stereotypical dude-bro that it’s kind of adorable. He watches sports and has opinions on canned alcohol. Also a great hype-man.
you literally never need to worry when going to social events. He has enough confidence for the both of you.
probably hits a turning point when he realizes that the people he hangs out with are dicks when they make fun of people like you and does the tiniest bit of self-evaluation without coping horribly
not protective or jealous. Doesn’t even get mad really. Laid-back about so many things and knows how to roll with the punches, knows when to draw some lines. He's very honest too, in the funny way
eventually he does get okay with mediocrity and mundane activities. He still tries to make things more exciting now and then, it backfires but that's the fun of it
his cats love you
Dominator:
hoo boy where do I start
there is literally an entire episode on why she’s a terrible date. Her thought process in the beginning was LITERALLY ‘ughh I’m bored -> ugh lookit that planet -> ugh I bet those guys are having fun -> how dare they -> I wish I could DESTROY THEM’ like girl what
needless to say getting her ass kicked might’ve humbled her by like 5 percent but she’s still kill-happy
She perpetuates her own cycle of a ‘dog eat dog’ world by being a dick before anyone else can. Either because it’s self-defense or a competition or it’s fun
The way she speaks to you, even if she genuinely enjoys your company, she just can’t help but throw some insults in there. Not passive aggressive ones, just plain insults.
If you’re into that then a one night stand would be fun but she’ll forget your name the morning after
If Emperor Awesome is manipulative, then Lord Dominator is controlling. She doesn’t understand why you aren’t feeling what she thinks you’re supposed to be feeling, or dropping everything to come spend time with her immediately, or egging that innocent old man on her command.
her casual, bubbly attitude can be dissonant with the actual situation. it’s not that she can’t read a room, it’s that she’s thoroughly analyzed it and concluded that it’s either hilarious, irrelevant, or beneath her
The only way she’d even get close to you in the first place is if you had something she wanted in the first place, like information, status, or power.
the relationship is an accidental bonus, and now neither of you know what’s happening, and ‘oh god what do you mean you’re Lord fucking Dominator’
You are dating a gangly pocket knife with anger issues and hips for days. This might as well happen
She’ll deny it to her last breath but she’s fiercely protective of you, like how wild animals become protective of those they see as weaker than them. The way she shows this is either by kicking ass or glorious, glorious insults.
Pros (?):
"What is this?" "Affection." "Disgusting. Do it again."
If you’re indecisive or anxious, her authority fills that gap. She fully emits the vibe that she owns any room she walks into, and eventually she might have you learn to stand up for yourself too.
She’s not a Mean Girl, she can’t fake nice with a straight face. The phoniness also wears her out; she prefers telling it like it is. This is also a con
Lowkey really hopes you find her impressive, which is easy given all the things she can do, but also hard because of her loser vibes
If you learn to banter with her, arguments get entertaining, and it becomes a conversation in itself. You also need to out-weird her and annoy her as much as she annoys you. And now you both can get your way with minor conflict
you can watch cartoons and talk about pop culture together. Not to mention she can always entertain you or make you laugh, intentional or not. She can recite a whole gorey B-movie from memory, and also act it out, and it intimidates you but that's what happens when the wifi goes out and she's bored
Like Wander, you end up in dangerous shenanigans together. She’s passionate like Wander, assertive like Sylvia, chaotic like Hater, organized like Peepers, fun-loving like EA, and also smart and diabolical and talented and dorky in her own way.
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I GOT WANDER!!! My favorite fuzzy orange star nomad!! 🧡⭐️
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biostris · 2 years
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If you're still taking writing requests, may I request general headcanons for Lord Hater? Platonic or romantic, whichever's easier for you.
A/N: you got it! i did platonic for this one since i havent personally thought out what hater would be romantically. either way i hope you enjoy!
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Platonic! Lord Hater HC's
- Becoming lord hater's friend is NOT an easy task, however if you were to achieve this feat it would be over geeking out over some heavy metal band meet up
- He is surprisingly geeky, he loves video games, heavy metal etc but he chokes down that jumpy excited side to appear more cool. However he shows more of this side to you! since you find him cool even when he is kicking his legs like a school girl on the phone
-he honestly listens to you more than he does to commander peepers, which probably causes peepers to see you are some sort of threat or rival
-he comes to you with all his issues, and i mean all of them especially when lord dominator comes into his life. however not even you can deter his feelings for the evil sorceress for the most part
-If you're on any of the good alignments on the chart you might beable to turn him good faster than even wander can, after all his best friend is more trustworthy and knowledgeable than his mortal enemy, right?
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yandere-toons · 3 years
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Hello there! May I request polyromantic headcanons between Wander and Lord Hater?
Wander & Lord Hater (Polyromantic Headcanons)
WARNING: implied violence + death, mentions of electrocution, psychological manipulation, toxic mindsets.
A.N. - I dove into this concept headfirst and have yet to resurface.
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HATER is seized by violent repugnance when his nemesis first suggests that they share a partner, but this antipathy is not present in Wander.
The Star Nomad interrupts an invasion or a battle with another villain to ask what type of sandwiches he should bring to the date next week. He reacts to the skeleton's expression of revulsion with laughter and smiles, vowing that the outcome will change his attitude.
Dates with Hater are infiltrated by Wander either pretending to be late or forgiving the skeleton for forgetting to invite him, while dates with Wander are hijacked by an infuriated Hater itching to vaporize the chosen planet.
Neither appreciates being excluded from what they deem to be important conversations, whether it is private or features a topic that is irrelevant to them. Hater is inclined to suspect the sly hand of Wander rather than any fault of himself, whereas Wander amplifies his courting tactics to try to earn the right to be included.
Where Hater responds to conflict with threats of planetary eradication, Wander offers concerned advice that evolves into invasive behaviour when rejected.
The Star Nomad stresses that electrocuting every unfortunate soul who is near to their partner is not the best way to obtain their affection, but the skeleton dismisses his warnings as elaborate forms of manipulation.
Hater complains that Wander is attempting to demoralize him and sully his villainous image in the eyes of their partner.
Wander refutes these accusations and insists that his criticism stems from a desire for mutual happiness, which activates Hater's paranoia and disdain for sacrificing attention. The skeleton convinces himself that Wander aims to sabotage the relationship through acts of kindness, leading to an abrupt increase in gifts and vigilance from Hater.
Watchdog patrols escort their partner around the galaxy, but Wander still manages to visit them thanks to Sylvia's passion for combat. Both Star Nomad and Skeleton encounter disapproval from their colleagues.
Peepers fears that the tumultuous relationship is distracting his boss from the galactic conquest, a sentiment which reaps enraged shouts and bolts of electricity to the face.
When Sylvia worries that his ventures in mediation are worsening the situation, Wander assures her that the tension will dissolve with enough time and effort.
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amooo1023 · 2 years
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My masterlist and rules.
This masterlist might get updated, so if you see something new in here then you know why.
What I will write:
Reader x (character)
(character) x (character)
Bendy x male reader. (He is literally my only exception to writing male readers NOBODY ELSE)
LGBTQ+
Fanfiction in general.
Headcanons, oneshots and scenarios.
I probably will post chapters of something.
Self inserts, platonic or romantic.
Yandere stuff, masochism, sadism, kidnapping and gore.
What I won’t write: 
Racism, pedophilia, incest, necrophilia, sexism, misandry, homophobia, transphobia, body shaming, gerontophilia, ( honestly it depends if the character is a supernatural being then I guess it is okay. Again it depends.)
OC x reader, OC x OC, (real person) x reader, dream sexual, Gijinka!(character) x reader, childlike! reader, yandere x yandere. Yandere! reader. (I don’t know how to write yandere readers sorry) Female readers or male readers. (it’s also just kind of not needed since I never need to use third person pronouns and never mention how the readers body looks like.)
(Because yandere x yandere is boring and you don’t really have to do anything with the dynamic. In my opinion.) 
Short nickname ideas for (character) x reader or too short headcanon/headcanons.
Smut or sexual shit in general.
What fandoms I will write about!:
Stardew valley ( Krobus, Dwarf.)                                                          
A hat in time ( Snatcher, DJ grooves, Conductor.)
undertale ( Flowey, Sans(CNR), Papyrus, Mad Mew Mew(mad dummy), Muffet, Napstablook.)
deltarune ( Ralsei, Susie, Kris, Jevil, Spamton, addisons, Sweet, K_K, Cap’n.)
portal and portal 2 ( GLaDOS, wheatley.)
fnaf (Fnaf 1: Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Foxy, Bonnie. (I write for all of the animatronics, it's just that the writer is lazy. But they will all probably be platonic because dead children. Except for security breach because the animatronics don't seem to have dead children possessing them.))
arcane ( Jinx, Sevika, Vi, Caitlyn, Ekko.)
kirby games ( Magolor, Marx, Meta Knight, Susie, Daroach, Taranza, Zero 2.)
paper mario ( Dimentio.)
sam and max
helluva boss ( Fizzarolli, Asmodeus, Blitzo, Verosika, Stolas, Robo fizz.)
hazbin hotel ( Alastor, Vaggie, Charlie, Niffty, Angel dust, Cherri Bomb, Sir Pentious.)
gravity falls ( Bill, Pyronica.)
batim/bendy and the ink machine ( Bendy(any form), Boris, Alice Angel, Twisted Alice, Sammy Lawrence.)
animal crossing ( Tom nook, Isabelle, Redd.)
ddlc/doki doki literature club ( Yuri, Monika, Sayori, Natsuki.)
fnf ( Hex.)
woy/wander over yonder ( wander, lord hater, peepers, lord dominator, sylvia.)
Toh/The owl house ( The collector, king (platonic only), Vee. )
Amphibia ( Cloak-bot, Frobo, Grime, Darcy(the core), Marcy, Sasha, Anne )
dhmis/don't hug me I'm scared ( Tony, Colin, Sketchbook, Red Guy )
Hollow Knight (Hornet, Quirrel, Grimm, Lace, Mask Maker, Divine, Absolute Radiance, Pure Vessel(the hollow knight) Oro, Mato, Tiso, Sheo, The Collector(platonic only), White Lady, Brumm )also silksong is never coming out (joke) 
Poppy Playtime (Boogie-bot, Poppy, Huggy wuggy, Mommy long legs, | and no I do not have a fetish)
Howl's Moving Castle (Calcifer)
The Ghost And Molly McGee (The Chairman, Scratch.) Don't judge me.
COTL/cult of the lamb (Helob, Leshy, Kallamar, Heket, Shamura, Narinder, Sozo.)
More fandoms!
When asking me please specify if you want it to be platonic or romantic, what the scenario is and how the reader is going to be like. I will not make female or male readers as it is supposed to be okay for anybody to read no matter the gender. If you want me to write about an unhealthy relationship or just a fluffy normal relationship please write that in your ask or you might not get what you want. This is highly suggested when asking me or I might not answer your request and even if I did answer, you might not get what you wanted.
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Yes, I am a licensed robot fucker and monster fucker. Damn it I'm simping for bugs now help. ALso here is my ao3 account https://archiveofourown.org/users/Amooo1023/profile.
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