i just want to say i’m sorry for the person i’m going to be in exactly 24 hours

what maul and savage were surprised to find was an unlikely ally in the form of marshal commander cody with a durasteel fucking chair

thank you for creating this menace @merlyn-bane

the new outfits resembling their respective eikons…even god smiled.

It’s all: “you could have been my red queen” this and “thief/obviously” that, but WHEN are we going to talk about: “I thought of you in the end, I saw your face in the water.”????? HMMM?! When? When are we going to talk about this?

COMON GUYS

WE’RE SO CLOSE

i ran into my ex at the store today and he payed for all of my fucking groceries . . . i will never be the same

the fact that doctors can just Recommend Weight Loss with no instructions beyond ‘eat healthier/less’ is actually insane to me, i lost weight on purpose ONCE and it took me like 6 years to recover a semi-normal relationship with food and hunger

*he spilled my cup of paint water all over everything idk why I said he spilled watercolors I just woke up girls

I literally walked away for two minutes tops to make coffee and came back to his ass sitting on this water color palette and my painting open after spilling my watercolor water all over it

Look at that face. He knows he did something wrong hahahha

Idk what’s a bigger “female rage” energy than Rozemyne - a woman ripped from her family for the sake of nobility, forced to fill a role too big for her, swarmed with work as soon as she was of age, and brutally taught how to restrain her emotions…

Suddenly having her one pillar of strength robbed by royalty. And THEN questioning said love of her life for possibly being after the crown.

The fact that she didn’t inmediatly began to insult Eglentine on the spot is a sign of true character growth

i'm so curious: what's your favorite thing you've written? something that makes you nod and go, "yeah, that's it right there. i did that." just the best combination of words you've ever churned out in your personal opinion. it makes you proud just Thinking about it. could be a sentence, a paragraph, etc.

very cute ask anon, thank you. im going to assume for your benefit that you mean specifically my icemav writing—obviously I write outside of top gun and am very proud of that stuff but it wouldn’t make sense out of context.

There’s a lot of more recent stuff that I’m extremely extremely proud of on a technical level, but I’m prouder of this paragraph below on a deeper more existential level.

This paragraph was one of the first parts of WWGATTAI i ever wrote—august 12, i think, well before I had fully realized the characters’ voices or their attitudes towards life/each other; I only had about 5k written of what is now a 300k+ project (at the time of writing this paragraph i wanted it to be 10k max) and had no real outline, didn’t know who or what I was dealing with, hadnt seen TGM in two months, had done no research (so it’s not at all politically/militarily accurate or anything, why the FUCK is ice going to fucking GUAM)—and STILL this wound up being my favorite paragraph in the entire fucking series. not to suck my own dick or anything. I’m STILL so proud of this paragraph, 9 months and 275k+ words later, even though i Absolutely Would Not write it this way now.

i get to hold a baby tomorrow. taps the mic. hello is this thing on i get to hold a baby tomorrow are you hearing me i get to

a friend texted me today to ask if i could lend them $800 until they get paid next week because they’re behind in rent. um?????????

people here love to bitch about russian and ukrainian immigrants but the thing is it’s not one of those ‘they’re stealing our jobs’ rhetorics it’s more that the rent skyrocketed and moving into a decent apartment is laughably expensive because it’s all marketed towards them because they’re the ones with money and more than that i live in a city where if i’m at work outside on a smoke break our people will insist that i finish the cig and they’ll wait and chat with me while the immigrants have that late stage capitalism customer is always right kind of mindset like to them i’m an employee first and a person second and none of us are used to it and it feels like and often is just a bunch of people flaunting their money to us poor poor people and acting like cunts

I’m not asking for much this Valentine’s Day. All I need is for Mizu to stand behind me and show me how to use a sword by putting her hand over mine. It’s a simple request.

Crowley’s playlist has been released. the first letter of each song spells out “tempting.” and I AM LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND. I AM SHAKING AND CRYING AND THROWING UP

girl i don’t even care anymore like he’s never on my mind fr i’m free literally the definition of healed like who even cares anymore cause i know i don’t