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cherriesformatt · 2 months

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a day || matt sturniolo

matt x fem!reader

summary: what would a typical day as Matt's girlfriend would look like

warnings: pure fluff

word count: 1,6k

a/n: idk let me know how I did English is not my first language but I am working on it

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I was on my way from a long, Friday, morning meeting and all I was thinking about was going back to bed and never leaving it again. My week started with my car breaking down out of nowhere, then I got my period (which is not as bad when you think about it because it would be worse if I didn't get it), and then I had an actual meeting, in an actual office, with actual people (I usually work from home in my pajamas).

I had to drive my boyfriend's car to the meeting downtown. I am glad that I could, but let me tell you one thing, my boyfriend's car is giant and to park this lady downtown I needed to leave 30 minutes early.

chris 🦋:

waiting for u outside thx for picking me up kid ❤️

"oh fuck" I said to myself as I quickly did a U-turn before it was too late. Was it safe? No. Did everyone survive? Yes.

I totally forgot that I was supposed to pick up Chris from his own meeting since Matt couldn't because I had their car. I dialed Chrise's number.

"hi, ur okay?" he asked.

"yes, I just might or might not forgot to pick you up so I'll be there in 15 okay? I'm sorry I had a rough morning..."

"Bro no worries I'll pick up some coffee while I wait and you drive safe okay?" I smiled because wasn't he the best? He doesn't even drink coffee.

"Okay I'll see you there"

I ended the call and typed Chris's location. It wasn't that bad with the traffic so I was there in less than 15 minutes.

I was able to park where he was waiting so he got into the passenger seat and smiled at me while I started driving again. I really want to be home.

"I would say good morning but I'll keep that to myself. Got you an americano and banana bread" He put my coffee in the cup holder and threw his backpack on the back seat.

"Thank you, that's really sweet, I am literally half dead so that will help" I laughed and took a sip of my coffee.

"I still think that my brother is dating a weirdo, how can you even drink it black and unsweetened?" Chris looks at me with a disgusted face.

"You are all literally bunch of weirdos so I just matched the energy you know" I blinked at him and stopped on the red.

"How was your meeting? New fresh love is gonna be fire. I got the drafts in my mail this morning. Did not change a thing. You and the team did great" I said and smiled at him.

I was a graphic designer and helped Chris at the beginning of his brand, but I did not really want to work for him so I just help sometimes if it's needed. I am really happy that he still likes to know what I think about the projects tho. I also used to work for Laura but not anymore. That's basically how we all met. I quit after me and Matt started to be a thing.

"I know right? Well, I knew you will love it. The meeting was great, we should be able to make everything work by the end of the month. And guess what... I actually got samples and I have a pink set for you kid"

"Honestly... made my day, I am going to wear it for everything now" I laughed.

"Just don't post it yet" He said and started to click things on the car's screen.

"Just use my phone for music" I gave him my phone and he typed my code and put our favorite song by lil skies on.

"Still can't believe I memorized Niall Horan's birthday just to get to your phone"

I blinked at him and started rapping with the song. I loved make a toast. Music taste is probably one of the things that made my and Chris's bond strong. Don't get me wrong I love Nick as much as I do Chris, but he just always gets me and we were best friends since day one. The funny thing is that me and Matt did not really liked each other at first.

The ride home made my mood better. We sang and laugh, I wasn't tired of my life that much anymore. I took my shoes off while holding all of my stuff. Matt was on the couch watching something while we made our way up the stairs.

"Hi baby... How was it?" He asked as soon as he saw me.

"Crap, I am going to call Laura to take me back" I laughed and put my stuff on the table and went to wash my hands in the kitchen sink. I then walked up to Matt and just threw myself next to him to cuddle his side.

He kissed my forehead and started to rub my back.

"I am going to take a nice nap, you kids have fun but not too much" Chris waved at us and went back down the stairs to his room.

Matt rolled his eyes and kissed my head again.

"How about we do something nice together? Nick is going to come home with Madi soon, I think, and that means laud. We could go to that beach you like and just get food and watch the sunset later" He asked.

All I was thinking about was his cold hand on my back and how much I just loved that man. He knew exactly what I needed.

"Yes, please. I just need to change. I wore a bra man, can you believe this?" I sit back up.

He laughed at me and shook his head.

"Go then," He said patting my thigh.

I went to put my new fresh love set in Matt's bedroom, used the bathroom and when I was ready we went out.

"Wow, so it's your car now, huh?" Matt started to change the mirrors and seat but he also raised his eyebrows looking at my stuff next to the shift gear.

"Baby it's only essentials to drive, okay?" I smiled and got comfortable in the passenger seat.

We drove to get food and dessert. The weather was perfect to just spend an entire afternoon on the beach. Boys did not have any work plans today so I knew Matt was all mine for the rest of the day.

We sat on the beach, had our food, and just talked or cuddled in comfortable silence. That's what I mostly love about spending time with Matt. We could just sit the whole day without a word and be alright with it, but also we could talk for hours and we would always have something to talk about.

"I love you Matty, thanks for taking me to the beach. This new project sucks but I know it's going to be better after that. I really needed just you today"

I kissed his sweet lips. He tasted like the cherry Pepsi that we just had. He pulled me into his lap and slid his hands under my hoodie while he kissed me back.

I rested my forehead on his as I pulled away and smiled.

"Anything for my girl, I love you kid" He kissed my nose and I just wrapped myself around his body.

"I am not moving, you might as well carry me to your car like this" I said into his neck.

He laughed at that and hugged me back.

"Or we can just stay here" He lay back down on the blanket.

"I promised your brother that we are going to watch Criminal Minds with him tho" I said.

"Sometimes I just wish you and Chris weren't the same person y/n..." He joked and looked at his phone, holding it above my head.

"Let's go back after sunset in that case baby"

We did watch the sunset, my favorite part of the day. We came back home and spent time with his brothers as I had promised Chris.

"Spend the night?" Matt whispered in my ear while the last episode for tonight ended.

I smiled and nodded. I was off tomorrow and did not want him to drive me home that late anyway.

We said goodnight and went to his room.

"I will go take a shower" I said and opened his drawer to take a pair of boxers and a T-shirt.

"Go ahead, I went shopping while you were gone. I did restock your basket under the sink. I hope I did it right" He scratched his neck looking at me.

I had my stuff here, but I usually did the restock. Especially my period stuff under the sink.

"Matt...you did not have to do that, thank you, baby" I said pouting my lips.

"I wanted to, I want you to feel comfortable here. Not only you tho, all our girlfriends that come to our house. It's great that you did the basket and stuff" He smiled and I kissed his cheek.

"You are too sweet Matthew"

I went to the bathroom, when I was done he went to take a shower while I waited in his bed scrolling on TikTok.

When Matt came back from the bathroom I looked at him. He was wearing just his pajama pants.

"Should I just say what all of the girls in my books would say? Matthew, you are such a tease" I wiggled my eyebrows at him.

"Oh my god, would you stop?" He got into bed laughing at what I said.

"You love me for that" I put my phone on the nightstand and rested my head on his chest.

"Goodnight Matt" I closed my eyes.

He turned the lights off and tucked us in with the blanket.

"Goodnight sweet girl" He kissed my head while I was already half asleep after this long day.

The best way to end the day is knowing that I will wake up in his arms the next morning.

#matt sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #sturniolo fanfic #matthew sturniolo #Spotify

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isuckatwritingsobenice · 5 months

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Home-wrecker’s son

Synopsis: Toji Fushiguro is known as a home wrecker, breaking up several relationships, marriages and family’s just for a fun time. But when he finally finds himself a pretty thing to commit too, his son shows just how much his father has taught him.

Warnings: Cheating! Smut! P in V! unprotected (please don’t do this! )! over-stimulation! mild dirty talk! age gap between reader & toji! She / Her pronouns for reader! AFAB! reader! Aged up Megumi!

A/N: based off of this post I made, i feel like we need more of this Megumi content 🤌 I also literally did not know how old Toji was, so I went looking and someone like broke it down. If Gojo is 28 now, and 12 years have gone by of Toji being ‘dead’ but the two met when Gojo was like in his sixth year, Toji is assumed to be at least 20 when they met. By the time the two fight Megumi is already born, and that puts Toji at like 30 when he dies, so add 12 years that makes him 42. I don’t know if this is actually correct or not , but for the sake of today it is. Relatively short because idk if anyone would actually be interested in this but I’ll make a part two if this does well :)

i don’t care how old Toji is he’s still fine.

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The sounds leaving you were sinful, almost like you were happy to be in this position. Toji had told you earlier that he’d be out today for a mission. What you didn’t expect was to find his son, Megumi Fushiguro, at your doorstep minutes later asking to see his father .

“You can wait inside if you’d like.” Was what you told him, letting him into your home. Truly a mistake. He had walked in and gotten comfortable quickly, trying to make small talk. You hadn’t even noticed the way his eyes lingered on you as you walked to the kitchen.

“So, how have you been?” He asks, and you smile so warmly at him. You place a pot on the stove and light a fire underneath, looking through your cabinets for some ramen for the two of you to share.

“I’ve been good. Toji’s been gone a lot recently so I’ve had a lot of time to myself.” You say, struggling to reach a packet high on the shelf. Truthfully, Megumi was sure you knew of Toji’s reputation. Sleeping with countless women and leaving strands of broken hearts in every woman he touched. Toji was, and still is, a home wrecker. But maybe it was time for Megumi to get back at him. You stand on your tippy toes, fingers stretching to reach it one last time, until you feel Megumi press into you.

“You must be lonely.” He says, caging you against the counter. You freeze, hand slowly coming down to fall onto the counter in front of you. You don’t know what to say, and he speaks again. “I’m sure that old man isn’t taking care of you.” Megumi says, and you can feel his breath against your ear. You try to ignore the shiver that runs up your spine at his words, feeling embarrassed that you’re this affected by your boyfriends son.

“He’s a busy man. It’s not his f-fault.” you say, voice wavering a bit. Even Megumi can tell you don’t mean that. He moves your hair off your shoulder, leaning down a press a kiss to your neck.

“A real man wouldn’t leave you like this.” He says, kissing upwards. “He would be here to take care of you.” He says again, kissing behind your ear. Toji had gotten with a number of girls Megumi had dated, let alone had interest in. But who knew he’d pick the girl to be so easily swayed the moment he was gone. He pulls away, leaning closer to your ear to whisper. “Let me take care of you.”

Megumi had been between your thighs for who knows how long. His tongue working on your clit while his fingers pumped through your hole, curling just the right way to have you seeing stars. He had been waiting for this for so long. Too long.

“Megumi- Megumi, gonna-!” You stuttered, back arching so prettily as he looked up at you through his lashes. He felt you clench around him, cumming over his fingers, making a mess for him. His tongue never stopped, fingers pushing as deep as they could helping you through your orgasm. He only pulled away when he saw your eyes brimming with tears, the overstimulation making everything feel a little too much.

“you’re so pretty.” He says, crawling up between your legs to kiss you. It’s passionate, and it makes you feel hot all over, head spinning. He pushes his briefs down just enough to free his cock, before pushing the tip in slowly. “Been waiting for this for so long,” He says, kissing your neck as he slides himself into you. He bottoms out with a groan, feeling you tighten around him.

“M-move, please.” You whine, trying to move your hips to feel something. He responds with a snap of his hips, tip perfectly hitting your cervix. “man must not be fucking you right.” He said, getting faster. His hands gripped your hips. Maybe this would be the convincing you needed to leave his home wrecker of a father.

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Megumi had long forgotten the position you two were in. It had started out as taking a break. Round after round got tiring for you, and he wanted to give you the best aftercare possible. But that didn’t seem to stop you from making your way into his lap, riding his cock so well his head was spinning.

“So needy.” He laughs at you, watching you desperately fuck your self on him. Being alone for quite some time makes a person needy. He could see it in you.

“m’ sorry, just love this- so much-“ The words come out in short breaths, hips rolling into his. He just grins, hands finding purchase on your ass instead, grabbing fistfuls of the fat as he lets you ride him. He knows he can’t do this forever, he really shouldn’t be doing this, but he knows he isn’t gonna stop you.

“show me what that old man’s missing out on.”

#megumi jujutsu kaisen #jjk megumi #megumi fushiguro x reader #jujutsu megumi #jujutsu kaisen megumi #megumi fushiguro #megumi smut

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ughgoaway · 7 months

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Blurb of Annie's birthday... Matty brings a cake to school to celebrate his little baby's special day... he stays a little while...

I'm loving all the blurbs

oh, I'm so glad you are loving the blurbs!!! I am loving writing them, little Annie Healy has my heart.

Anyway, yes yes yes I love this idea so much omg.

(Can Ace write anything without saying “smile” and “eyes” 1000 times… wait and see!! (the answer is no.) Also, timeline wise this makes absolutely 0 sense but… I do not care!! All that matters is the vibe <33)

It's Monday when Annie comes in very proudly and announces “Miss y/n, I'm six on Friday” with her chest puffed out and a big smile on her face.

You pretend you don't know, despite having seen it on the system last week, “Is it really Annie? Wow! You're growing up so quickly” You smile down at her as she nods along to your words, holding her bookbag (do other countries have these? idk) in one hand and the other hand out, ready to gesture with when she spoke.

“My daddy says the same thing.” she starts. Then her face lights up further, “You know my daddy is coming in on Friday!! He asked Mrs Richards and she said that he could come and bring a cake for everyone!!” she recounts excitedly before her face drops, and she suddenly gets very serious. “But you can't tell anyone that miss y/n, it's a secret. Pinky promise?”

You smile at her but soon put on a fake stern face to match hers. You drop to her eye line, stick your finger out, and link it with hers, “I promise Annie. Now, how about you go put your bookbag away so we can get started?” she doesn't respond but instead nods and shuffles off to set her bag down.

Leaving you standing and reeling that Matty is coming in on Friday, in peak proud dad mode, to celebrate his daughter (who you love.) fuck. This was going to make your head spin.

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cut to the actual day, and Annie comes in wearing a little badge and a hat. You see Matty drop her off from the classroom. you totally weren't staring out the window waiting to see him arrive or anything…

he wasn't even really dressed up, just a chequered button-up and jeans. but for some reason, he still made your heart race. seeing him bend down and give her a kiss on the cheek, and a big hug almost made you audibly sigh, but you caught yourself before you did. because that would be inappropriate, you didn't have any feelings for him. none at all. totally neutral.

Annie came bounding in, a massive smile on her face showing off her gappy smile. she'd very proudly come in the week before talking about losing one of her teeth, and now, every time she smiled, her gaps were on show.

class started, and to avoid Annie literally buzzing with excitement all day, you allowed her to announce to the class the news of her big day.

with the happiest face you could imagine, she said, "It's my birthday today! I'm 6 and my daddy is going to come in with cake for everyone!"

a chorus of cheers came out as you sat behind your desk, trying to stop your grin from growing an unreasonable amount.

soon enough, you got the class back in order, and the day whizzed past. Suddenly, it was 2:30, and there was a knock on the door.

matty stuck his head around the door and quickly met your eyes, "hi" he breathed out, staring at you with adoration in his eyes.

“Hi” you breathed out in the same way. For a few seconds, you both stood there with stupid grins on your faces staring into each other's eyes. Of course, in a classroom of 5 and 6-year-olds, that peaceful staring didn't last long. But it simultaneously felt like a quick glance and a full minute.

Annie comes running out of her seat and to the door. Matty quickly catches on and comes fully into the classroom, managing to hold a cake in one hand and hugging his very excited daughter with the other.

“Daddy!!” she squeals with excitement, bouncing in her dad's arms as he tries desperately to balance a cake. Over the young girl's shoulder, he shoots you a worried glance, and you snap out of your trance and come to grab the cake.

“Ah yes, let me just grab this,” you say, and Matty smiles graciously at you. His other hand quickly scooped Annie up into his arms to greet her properly.

“Hi, peanut!! You have a good birthday?” he asks. His eyes flick between his daughter, babbling on about her day, and you standing at your desk showing a room full of mesmerised children the cake he brought.

In between his daughter's rambling stories, he manages to catch you chatting to the kids, “Yes Annie's dad Mat-” You pause and catch yourself before you slip, flicking your head up and making brief eye contact with Matty. “Mr. Healy brought us all cake! Let's all sit in our seats and get ready to say thank you like we practised!”

Matty's face briefly scrunched in confusion, but you did nothing to answer his silent question, only shooting him a sweet smile and spinning around to walk to the front of the room. The combination of the cheeky smile and the way your dress moved as you spun had Matty's brain stuttering through his thoughts.

Annie was still chattering along, completely oblivious to her dad being completely enamoured with the woman in front of him. She soon saw her classmates all in their seats and was wriggling out of her dad's arms, trying to join her friends.

Matty comes to join you at the front of the room, fighting every urge in his body to wrap you up in a hug. He wants nothing more than to grab you by the waist and pull you in, burying his face into your neck and breathing in the vaguely sweet smell that follows you around. He thinks about how his other arm would swing around your shoulder and pull you impossibly closer. Your arms would come around him, and he would feel you hum in enjoyment at the contact.

But he doesn't do that. He simply waves in a way that makes him feel so uncool that he internally cringes. You giggle at his clear discomfort and copy his wave, tilting your head teasingly at him.

You somehow manage to wrangle your mind back to the task at hand, you clap your hands and grab your classes attention. “Right! Everyone, this is Annie's dad, Mr. Healy!” Matty cringes at you not using his name, loving the way it sounds coming out of your mouth.

“As you can see, he has been very kind and brought us a cake to share! Can we all say thank you?”

Matty was staring at you, lost in watching you work, but soon the ensemble of small voices wrang out, pulling his attention away from you.

“Thank you, Mr. Healy!!” says the sea of children in front of him, Matty looks out at the crowd, used to the number of people but not quite the age range. He sees a mob of gappy teeth and excited faces and can't help but mirror them.

“Wow! You guys are welcome! I hope you all like it. It's already cut up... sooo-” he looks over to you for further instruction, and you snap back into teacher mode quickly.

“Okay! Everyone, can we all line up in register order for our cake?” Some groans come from the crowd, but you quickly catch them, “and don't worry if you're near the end. There is enough cake for everyone! I promise.” You smile and wave your hand, and soon enough, each child falls into line, all bubbling with anticipation.

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Quiet music plays through the classroom speakers, and the noise of children chatting and giggling permeates the room. At the front of the room, you are leaning against the desk as Matty stands in front of you with his hands in his pockets.

He stands with joy written all over his face as you continue to laugh at his stories and jokes, the sound of your laughter ringing in his ears in the best way possible. It's so melodic that Matty has the fleeting thought to record it and use it in a track.

“So you used a scooter to get to the smaller stage” you laugh, staring at Matty with an impressed yet questioning look. As he nods, his curls bounce. You briefly get distracted by how perfect they are, but his resonant voice brings you back to earth.

“An electric scooter, I'm not just furiously pushing myself on a razor scooter in the middle of a concert” Matty corrects, looking faux offended at your forgetfulness.

“Oh yes, sorry and electric scooter, of course.” You say nodding, “I don't suppose there's any video of this that I can see? I think I need to witness it.” You smile at him.

Matty pauses briefly, weighing up and showing you the video. On one hand, he can get closer to you to show his phone but on the other, you get to see a mildly embarrassing video of him whizzing away to the sound of “Vroom Vroom” by Charli xcx.

You take his silence as offence and quickly start stuttering apologies, “Oh I'm sorry if that's too personal, you don't have to show me. I was just-” Before you talk so much it makes you dizzy, Matty cuts in.

“Oh no don't worry love,” the nickname slips out without a second thought, Matty doesn't even consider it but you are sure you'll be thinking of his voice saying that on repeat for the next week, “I was just thinking how embarrassing this is going to be, but you're right. You do need to see it. Just promise me you won't think less of me, yeah?”

He makes intense eye contact as finishes, and you can't help but blurt out what you think of immediately, “I could never think less of you.”

A silent beat passes, and Matty doesn't say anything, just bashfully smiles and grabs his phone.

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Too soon for your liking, 3 pm comes, and it's almost time to leave, but before everyone goes, you have one more thing to do.

“Okay I have to play teacher now, sorry,” you say to Matty, standing up. He nods and steps back, letting you get everyone's attention and speak.

“It's almost time for our mummies and daddies to pick us up, so let's all do one last thing before we go today. As you all know, it's Annie's birthday,” Matty watches his daughter's eyes light up at being mentioned, “so let's all sing her happy birthday!”

You count them in, and the class starts singing to Annie, you and Matty included. Matty watches you sing for his daughter, pure joy on your face and a grin that makes his knees weaken.

The song ends, and everyone claps, just in time for the bell to ring, and you send them off. “Okay everyone that's the bell! Go grab your stuff and meet your mums and dads in the playground, Mrs Richards will be out there to help you find them if you need it!”

You wave each of them out until it's just you, Matty and Annie in the room. You spin around and bend down to her level, “Did you have a good birthday sweetheart?”

Her toothy grin comes out again, and she nods furiously, “Especially because my daddy came in, that was really fun” she says, looking up at Matty and grabbing his hand.

“I had so much fun too, sweetheart! Let's get going though, yeah? You've got Grandad and nanny at home waiting to see you!!” Matty says to his daughter, who immediately starts dragging him away and saying bye to you.

You laugh and wave them off, “bye Annie!!” You say excitedly. You make a point of lifting your eyes and meeting Matty’s.

“Bye Matty” you say softly, waving at him the same way he greeted you earlier.

He simply grins and waves back before returning his attention back to his daughter and continuing to be dragged away.

blurb masterlist here!!

#now do we have any annie birth date opinions...#like what star sign is she??? i cannot decide on my own #anyway heres a blurb i hope you all enjoy #thank you for the conept anon i love u <3 #dilf matty <33 #anon!#teacher au!

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brunobcciarati · 2 months

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Spring - Sukuna x Reader

(A/N: I literally haven't written fanfic since I was 9 which was 10 years ago so I'm so rusty. This is literally just for me to shit out an idea I had ages ago. I barely know English. Also the ending is wack so maybe part 2 idk 🥹)

"And then I want the heads of several village men as decoration at our wed- Y/N are you listening?"

This has to be the 7th time Yorozu has explained her plans to date and wed Sukuna. I haven't met Sukuna but from what I've heard it was very clear that he wasn't interested in love but she insists that he's enamored. As much as I'd love to tell her to wake the hell up, last time someone tried that she killed them in their sleep... so yeah I'm good on that. I have to play it cool and feed into her delusions for now.

"Yorozu, of course I'm listening but when are you actually going to declare your love to him?" I say raising an eyebrow. Yorozu smirks and exclaims, "At the peak of spring when all the blossoms have bloomed!" I swear I can see hearts in her eyes. "Ugh just be careful yeah? You know how Sukuna is-." "DON'T SPEAK ON MY FUTURE HUSBAND LIKE THAT! I can tell by the glint in his eyes that he will love me."

🕺🏾 TIME SKIP TO PEAK SPRING🕺🏾

Finally Spring. The cherry blossoms have grown and the flowers I tend to have turned into beauties. The sun was shining in a perfect blue sky and the breeze was hitting just right which let my curls flow effortlessly. Everything is perfect... except

"Y/N! TODAY'S THE DAY! Sukuna's going to be outside around midday to do his reading. I will know when the perfect time is." Yorozu says while grabbing me and swinging me round and round. "Do you want me to be your wingman? to be by your si-" "NO! I need his undivided attention. You can watch from your flower patch by the pond though." I stare at her blankly then give her a soft genuine smile. "I'll be rooting for you in the corner."

The time comes. I crouch down to tend to my flower bed which included taking out the old and sowing the new. 'Hmm Tulips, yeah that would compliment the cherry blossoms.' I start to place each individual seed in an allocated spot and that's when I feel him. His dark presence. So evil, so twisted, so majestic. I look up slightly being careful not to make eye contact with him and catch his lower half. By God, he's huge. Boy, I do not envy Yorozu's position. He walks towards a sturdy wooden raised seating area by the cherry blossoms and began his reading.

45 minutes later, I'm now cleaning out the pond and Sukuna has finished reading his book and is now... staring? I know I shouldn't be looking at his face but is he always this grumpy? "Sukuna, they just don't understand!" Oh nooo. "Don't worry, I'm here. I've already planned our marriage to ensure that you are loved and not lonely. I WILL TEACH YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF LOVE!" Yorozu exclaims. The short white haired person tells her to back off and respect the King. 'Yeah they can handle this one.' I think while tending the pond again.

From what my ears can pick up, Yorozu is still going on about the wedding but that's when I feel it. A disturbance. Darkness. Why did it feel like it was gobbling me up. To my surprise, I looked up to see Sukuna staring at me. My breath hitched a bit but we maintained it while she kept babbling about god knows what part of the wedding anymore. I give him a smile and return to my work.

What was this Sukuna was feeling? Why was he so entranced by you?

WAA might do part 2 it's 4 30 am and I'm so sleepy. also haven't proofread

#sukuna #sukuna x reader #jujutsu kaisen

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neallo · 8 months

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Umm what are your meronia divorce headcanons? 😇 Yes I am baiting you into posting those tags you wrote because they were SO CORRECT

HGFDSJFSDFSD <3 <3 <3 GIVING ME AN EXCUSE TO TALK ABOUT THEM AS EXES... BLESS YOU...

Okay. So. BROADLY. Here is how I imagine they break up:

Mello, being literally so fucking bad at understanding Near and also being so bad at being normal in general and ALSO being bad at seeing his own value... I could see him suggesting breaking up as a way to test if Near really cares about him (this is deranged but so is he) and getting DEEPLY hurt when Near is not sobbing screaming crying on the floor pleading for him to stay. IMO Near is actually genuinely gutted in pretty much any situation where they part ways, but he sees that as his problem to deal with. He's not going to attempt to coerce Mello into staying in a relationship that he's (evidently) not happy in. There are. UM. Exceptions to this. But we won't get into that (<- lazy and also IDK if I can do it without spoiling a future story).

The biggest problem here is that even when Mello realizes he's miserable without Near etc etc etc he's wayyyy too proud to actually admit he made a mistake ending their relationship. I do think, however, that he would struggle to long-term stay away from Near fully. His impulse control is pretty bad so, like. Y'know.

I'll, uh. Refrain. From belaboring the point here [<- already plagued empress with the most disorganized thoughts imaginable yesterday about this ghsgjfsfhsdf] but I love the idea of a situation where they're exes because of Mello being chaotic and terrible and then he continues to be chaotic and terrible by starting to sleep with Near on a multiple-times-a-week basis again without actually acknowledging that they're effectively dating.

Like he's not fucking anyone else, he tells people he's not single, but he will NOT ask Near to get back together. He will however take literally one shot of tequila and just leave the bar or party & walk to Near's. "Ohhh I was just in the area" <- he had to walk 30 minutes to get there and climb up three stories of fire escape to do this. And he WOULD walk further if that was what was required.

Near is very nice and pretends like this is normal behavior because IMO he on some level realizes Mello is profoundly dysfunctional and is trying to figure out how he's supposed to deal with the whole thing (but is still in love enough and sufficiently used to Mello's deranged nature to put up with it <3 ).

Bonus points in my mind if this is a college AU or s/t and Near is roommates with Gevanni, who Mello fucking HATES on principle (read: is attractive and in Near's general vicinity, therefore must die). He has only met George (<- intentionally gets Gevanni's name wrong) a handful of times, but he was REALLY annoyed to find out that Gene didn't even know who he was bc CERTAINLY Near would have mentioned him. Gerald should really pay better attention :/ [Near is an undergrad student, Gevanni is a PhD candidate who desperately needed to sublet somewhere cheap and thought he lucked out w/ the most relaxed quiet tidy roommate Ever until this rude blonde guy started showing up and having loud sex with Near 2-3x a week]

#meronia #asks #neallopost

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horrorslu7 · 1 year

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hii i saw you were taking corey requests so what if you did one where reader does the little tiktok trend where they wipe off his kisses? idk just a thought :)

Hiii, thank you very much for requesting. This request was so cute, I hope you like how it turned out and sorry if it's kinda short 💕

Wiped kisses.

Summary: After scrolling on your phone for an hour and a half you saw a pretty funny trend on tiktok and decided to try out on your boyfriend Corey.

Pairing; Corey Cunningham x reader.

Trigger warnings: -

You usually came home 30 minutes earlier than Corey, usually that gave you enough alone time to take a shower, drink a cup of coffee and then look for a movie or put on a show for you and Corey to watch together once he got home.

Today was different though, you worked in a coffee shop and they had to close it earlier today so you got home an hour and a half earlier.

To be honest, you liked that time alone. You missed your boyfriend and made sure he knew by texting him, but also you liked to just do nothing while waiting for him to get home so you guys could do the usual domestic things you both did together.

Like everyone else on probably the planet, you told yourself you would do some of your hobbies like maybe read a chapter of a book or maybe bake something, but instead you found yourself scrolling trough endless tiktoks.

It was pretty fun though, and you discovered a trend that was going around that couples did. Usually one person would film themselves without their partner noticing and when their partner kissed them, they would wipe the kiss off.

It was a funny and harmless joke, so you decided, why not try out when Corey got home? But without filming yourself, you just wanted to see his reaction.

He was very touch starved when you met him and started going out and you loved to shower him in kisses and hugs. So probably doing literally the opposite would get an interesting reaction out of Corey.

You put the phone down when you heard the door open. "I'm home!" Corey said once he closed the door.

He went to the living room where you usually where when he got home. "Hi baby, how was your day?" You asked him trying to play it cool.

Corey took off his jacket and left it on the armchair of the small sofa on the living room and then he made his way to where you were on the couch. "Busy but pretty well overall, how was yours?" He kissed you hello after asking you how was your day.

You wiped off his kiss and then answered him casually like nothing happened. "It was good, we had to close early and our manager let us take some cookies home." You looked at him with a smile only to find him staring at you with a shocked and tense face.

"What was that?" He asked looking at you with a puzzled look.

"What do you mean? You asked back.

"Why did you do that?" He looked like a confused puppy and it was so cute and funny you decided to mess with him a bit more.

"Take the cookies home? Because they're amazing and-" He did something that usually he never did, cut you off.

"No, I mean why did you wipe my kiss off? Did I do something?" That's all it took for you to break the act.

After letting out a laugh you wrapped your arms around his neck and brought him to you as he gladly hugged you back.

"I'm sorry baby, it was a joke I saw on tiktok." You said giggling before kissing his cheek.

His eyes went from confused puppy eyes to mischievous ones. "Oh so we're joking? Okay." He said with a smile before starting to tickle you until you were in tears from laughing.

"Stop, stop! I'm sorry!" You squealed while laughing hysterically.

"I'll stop if we cuddle and watch my favorite movie." Corey said to which you agreed and you both cuddled on the couch until you fell asleep listening to his heartbeat.

#corey cunningham x reader #corey cunningham x you #corey cunningham #halloween ends #I love writing fluff 🥹

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drippinpeachesnhoney · 4 months

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Vent non Ana related

I’ve spent this entire month decorating, planning, and preparing for our first real Christmas as a family and my in laws invited my BIL. Who I use to think was a great friend.

He’s actually an asshole. His core he’s a good person but he doesn’t think of others at all. We were super close when he was fat. Then he lost a bunch of weight (proud of him) but he just changed. He doesn’t check in on a single one of us. His dad is literally going for open heart surgery in a month and he wants him to take him and his gf hiking in a huge national park because he’s too scared to drive up there in the snow. Although we live close to it my FIL will either have to hike around with them or sit in the car alone for hours…fun.

They moved in with us for a little bit last year, completely trashed the living room we had no where to sit. It was just treadmills. Then when they moved out he left it that way. Knowing I’d have to clean it because I take care of the house and I cleaned his bedroom when he left the first time. Idk if he just doesn’t think of things like that? He’s literally in his 30s. I would think he’d be more considerate. (We live with my in laws btw)

Now he’s coming here for Christmas because he doesn’t want to be alone while his gf is with her fam. Which I get but he doesn’t contribute anything at all to anything. We had so much planned and I was going to cook so much because I enjoy it but I will not cook for him. He’s so ungrateful. So to not make things awkward I’m just not cooking. I’m not even being sarcastic when I say this but I’d have more interaction with a fake plant that’s how little he contributes to just life, with us at least.

We had a convo with my in laws telling them how we felt and that we just don’t want to be around him. We told them that if they invite him that’s totally fine and we will leave for the holiday. They said they understood and would reach out to plan for him to come around new years instead of Christmas. I’ve been telling my MIL to call him for the last 2 weeks. She finally did tonight and came and told us the news that he’s coming. After I’ve literally planned everything for just the 5 of us because she told me he was for sure not coming.

I just hate that she waited until last minute when we could’ve known this weeks ago and I wouldn’t have gone so hardcore in all my planning. It feels like she waited so it was like “too late it has to happen”. So tonight I moved all the decorations I put up in the living room into our room. I know it sounds petty but I (alone) put so much work into it and planned so much just for it to go to shit idc.

I’m usually down for being fake nice with distant family but I don’t even talk to my own mother anymore for not giving my little family the same effort we gave her. I’m sure as hell not gonna do that with a brother in law.

This is long and probably makes me sound horrible. I do feel bad about it. I hope he succeeds in every single thing he does but I don’t want to be apart of any of it. He was what I considered to be one of my best friends. We went through an insane amount of shit together. My alcoholism, some seizures (I’m epileptic fun fact), a huge move back into the in laws place. He was just nice to have around and the three of us did so much together. So to watch him use my partner for money to get back into college and then just dip and never ask us how we are after starting our own family hurt. My partner and I have the same birthday so it’s not easy to forget lol and we heard from everyone except him. When it was his birthday we reached out. When he graduated college we congratulated him. He never wrote back. We had our daughter and didn’t hear a thing from him. We heard from everyone in the family. I even heard from his gf. I had only met her once before! So I’m just a little annoyed and I feel like I wasted a lot of time. Okay that’s it. If you made it this far you’re an mvp. Goodnight! 💜

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fermentedink · 3 months

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I just had the weirdest dream yesterday, and forgive my English...it's my second language. So...let's dip into my story...

I was attending a morning class with my friends, let's call them A and L. The class was supposed to start at 8, but it's already 12, and the professor hasn't arrived yet. 30 minutes later, he arrived, saying that there's a problem in the professors office that needed to be fixed. He didn't tell us what the problems were and moved to the next subject.

Long story short, the class ended. But before we leave, the professor tells the class that there'll be a new student tomorrow. A came to me and said, "New student? Isn't it too late for that...? Our semester is near its end..." to which I replied."He must be a prince or something. Enrolling late, especially near the end of the semester, is weird and probably not allowed...but idk..." A and I parted ways.

Tomorrow morning, as usual, I attend morning class and the class is late again. Someone is coming, but now it's not the professor. I can't see his face. It was blurry and looked like a scribble. He sat next to me, and to my surprise, it was Neil Newbon...I was so shocked that I didn't have the gut to talk to him nor glance at him. After the class ended, he invited me to his place, like, "Come on, dude...we don't even talk during class, and we just met today." And I agree to him.

We arrived at his place, and it was my bloody house. Like how...why...did he just buy my house and everything inside?? He also bought my brother and taught him art😭😭, and Neil told me, "You can if you try hard enough..."At this point, I was just filled with confusion and flabbergasted. I stood in my front yard while the world around me literally warped in and out constantly, processing what's happening...until I wake up

#dream #neil newbon #weird dreams #story

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hi <3 what r your fave records from ur collection and why. gotta ask

EEEEEEEK !! BESTIE THANK YOU !!! such an excellent question !!! thank god you said records because um,,, there’s a few let’s just say

left - stoneage romeos by hoodoo gurus. i remember very clearly seeing this in a record shop and being amazed at the album cover. i had no idea who hoodoo gurus were but i mean just look at that cover, how sexy does it look! i also remember being amused because on the back it says 'if you enjoyed this album, please help the band: get your friends to buy a copy not tape yours' like yeah expose some bitches!

right - pigbag self-titled. now i love myself some funky jazz instrumentals. pigbag is definitely one of those bands which i know no one has heard but pls, listen to them. i'd obviously go with the class 'papa's got a brand new pigbag' and then maybe we can start talking. anyway never in my wildest dreams would i imagine finding a pigbag record in my country, let alone in a town 30 minutes away. i had to get my dad to drive me there after school to get this record and obviously got bullied because of the name of the band but my god!!! the pure joy of holding this record, i found peace <3

left - of skin and heart by the church. OH MY GOD IT IS SO HARD TO FIND THE CHURCH RECORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! most of my records used to come from ebay and there was always nothing. zip. like it was so ridiculous. SO this record store guy was like homie and knew about my struggle on finding the church records and he literally called me to say that he found of skins and heart. believe me, i got over there as soon as i could to grab this baby. yes my bank account did a little weep afterwards but it was so worth it. she's so beautiful.

right - waiata by split enz. idk i just love split enz so much and i found waiata with the pink colouring. i just feel like it's a very me record <3

left - the loved ones' magic box. so much gender on the album cover i mean look at all the colours!!!!! i barely have any records from the sixties because they are hella expensive somehow but when i saw this record at this record fair, i didn't even think just SWIPED it. i'm gonna nerd out for a second here - this is the STEREO mix of the album. now after around 1972 for some odd reasons i have no idea why but they basically started releasing this album in one side of the stereo completely gone. like there's a guitar solo that plays in one ear and suddenly just dips because, obviously, it goes to the other ear. the mixing is HORRIBLY which is such a shame because this band fuckign slaps!! anyway the guy selling it was explaining this to me and i just had to say 'yeah i know, the guy in the pink shirt??? yeah that's my grandfather!' :)

right - we never close by pink flamingos. let it be known that this was one of my first-ever purchases on ebay and started a trend of collecting records that will probably never stop. the guy in the middle below the album cover was the love of my life, yes he had been dead for nearly 33 years when i got into him but that's beside the point. i knew for a fact i was never gonna find this album anywhere because no one probably knows this band outside of new zealand, and i had never heard of them until i met the guy in the middle. so when i saw it on ebay i knew i just had to take the plunge and buy it. when it arrived i remember opening it up because it was a gatefold and being in awe of this tiny picture of the guy™. he was beautiful, i just stared at that picture for the longest time. had to take it into the living room because when i was watching tv because i missed seeing his face?? anyway 15 year old was on another playing field.

left - clockwork orange soundtrack. this album belonged to my mama because she's the coolest person ever. i have never seen clockwork orange but i love wendy carlos, she's such a pioneer of electronic music and when i got this album it just so happened to be around the time i got into electronic music. listening to it made me feel like i was in some dystopian wasteland of concrete and metal and hard labour. the best <3

right - dave dee, dozy, beaky, mick and tich's greatest hits. worst band to have ever existed. anyway, i was searching through an old flea market kinda deal and just kept thinking 'wouldn't it be funny if there was an album by dave dee, dozy, whatever band?' and sure enough i couldn't believe i actually found one. i brought a few other albums and it was definitely the cheapest one but honestly, i would have spent so much money on this album. it's worth gold in my eyes.

left - our favourite shop by the style council. their best album. i just love the album cover again because, as i've said before, it's a bit like one of those i-spy books. looking at the album cover you notice such small details like the rave magazines with the small faces on it or the coat hangers that features the face of george best and john lennon?? like how did that ever exist. also weller looks STUNNING on the album, like dear god sir what a face.

right - their satanic majesties request by the rolling stones. i'm a brian girl this is obviously my favourite album by the rolling stones. i feel so lucky to have this album because never in my wildest dreams would i think of even owning an original copy of it because um,,,, rolling stones are kinda expensive :(( but i just thought where else are you ever going to get this album again?? so i bought it. it doesn't have the cool 3D effect like it had but who cares?? brian is on top of his game here honestly, he made the album what it is. it's the best thing the stones ever produced. brian king i love u!!!

and of course last but not least <3

MY BABY OH MY BABY GIRL THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AN ANGEL!!! I KISS HER EVERY MORNING BEFORE I START MY DAY!! this was the only thing i wanted my parents to get me for my birthday one year, i remember saying 'just get me the stone roses self-titled debut album released in 1989 with songs written by some guy and god himself jonathan thomas squire and i'll be happy' AND YOU BEST BELIEVE HOW I FELT WHEN I SAW THIS ALBUM !!!!!! i can't believe lie, i would marry her if i could. she's the only album that stands proudly near my record player so everyone knows that i'm such a bad bitch. it's the perfect album, everything on it is flawless. like all songs are 1000/10. i'm just so happy to have this album in my collection.

#ask #lovescrashingwaves #introducing my crusty ass thumb and the band-aids on my desk #will this was so much fun. i'm so sorry it took so long for this to come out but this was so hard!!!#i was thinking do i go for records that i love in general or the overall vibe and joy they brought #i have so many more records and singles and cds. someone pls ask me more questions!!!!!

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could u tell us more about how u two met? only if u are comfortable sharing it of course, if not i just wanted to say im very invested in your posts about him and im glad u found someone like that, its nice seeing u happy ♥ wishing u all the best!!!

i'm very flattered that you've taken in interest in this lol. fair warning, this might be a tad long. ok so! we met on this app, it wasn't a dating app or anything like that. it was something more anonymous than that, i used it to try and meet new people and talk to someone when i needed a distraction from my own head, you know?? literally neither of us were really looking for something like that. in fact, he told me that he was just on there bc he was bored one night and he figured that i'd be nothing more than a 30 minute conversation. well.... long story short, we talked for like 4 hours straight lmao

he was so..... refreshing. as i briefly mentioned before, i have a dumb sense of humor. it's very teasing and dramatic and things like that. when i first joked with him he went along with it and that was so rare for me, it made me very happy

so! we met, talked for a few days and then he told me he was going to switch to his old phone bc the one he had at the time was broken and hard to use. so on this app, as i said it's all about anonymity so if you delete it or switch phones like he was going to, it doesn't save your conversations, you have to start over from scratch. unfortunately this did happen with ours and get this... he spent HOURS searching for me again like..... NO ONE has ever done anything like that for me before. thinking about it still makes me feel all tingly

he just gets me in a way most people don't. like with my overthinking, he's very kind and considerate to let me know when he can't talk to me or when it might be awhile bc he understands. i've told him things that i haven't even told my irl best friend and i've known her for years. he's like my very best friend but one i want to kiss and shower in affection and be with forever and ever

i feel bad bc idk when i'll be ready to actually meet and date and all that bc i have so much shit wrong with my life and it's embarrassing but.... maybe one day, if i'm lucky and don't fuck things up

#i rambled A LOT im sorry lol #youre also so super sweet and i appreciate you and this message very much!!! <3 #ask box #anonymous

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lovestuckyhatemarvel · 7 months

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Woooo, let’s keep going.

1.) “Hey there.” Hey, Nancy.

2.) Steve frees himself by biting.

3.) I know people love to make Eddie horny about the bite and swing and like, they’re right.

4.) The wounds actually aren’t that bad.

5.) Rabies are scary but it does take a while for symptoms to set in.

6.) Steve’s job this season has been at least 70% saying shit that will be disproven immediately afterward.

7.) Say it with me: torture doesn’t work. And also why would this agent have the exact location anyway?

8.) How many times are we gonna see this stupid can of coke?

9.) Oh Owens sort of has a spine.

10.) Usually people aren’t so easily defined but sometimes they are. El is not a monster but you are, Brenner.

11.) “This place is not a prison, this is,” Brenner says as he taps El’s head. Okay I rolled my eyes hard enough I remembered I haven’t eaten yet today and I paused the show to eat. I cannot keep watching this moron on an empty stomach. I refuse. Oh dear fucking god. This episode is 1 hour and 41 minutes???? I have an hour and a half left oN THIS EPISODE?? FUCK YOU.

12.) idk why Bremer thinks it’d be bad to be like, “You didn’t massacre a bunch of kids.” Unless he actually is stupid enough to think she did it.

13.) Dustin is a terrible liar. And while lying to the cops is technically a crime, it is morally right.

14.) Steve is not fine, he’s falling over.

15.) Duffers, I do not want Steve and Nancy to date again and you ca’t make me.

16.) How’d Eddie manage to climb up that fallen tree without stepping on a vine but now needs to be extra careful climbing down?

17.) ‘FOr your modesty, dude’. Jealous.

18.) I love Steve in the vest and so does Eddie.

19.) Hopper wishing wistfully for El to come into her own while she’s in a place with Brenner is so sad.

20.) “Maybe I can still help El, even if it’s the last thing I do.” Hopper is the reason why I think El has to survive this show. For him. Because Hopper needs to know he’s not cursed. Because he doesn’t deserve to have another daughter die.

21.) Murray and Yuiri do not look THAT much alike, y’;all.

22.) Two, maybe don’t make yourself an obvious target.

23.) That was fucked up. Torturing kids is evil.

24.) All 3 saved Steve but Eddie’s the one Steve narrows in to thank.

25.) Steve is so pleased to find out Dustin bragged about him. Eddie thinks Steve is a good dude. That’s like, huge praise from Eddie.

26.) I feel bad for the Duffers trying to even have Eddie be like ‘soooo Nancy and you?’ And almost none of the fans were like ‘yes, Steve and Nancy.’ Straight guys don’t stand this close together usually, guys. And they usually don’t stare into each other’s eyes.

27.) Thank God, the earthquake interrupted the script desperately trying to hook up a couple that doesn’t work.

28.) Erica found gay porn under Lucas’ bed, right?

29.) I love Lucas and Erica.

30.) Wait is it now being decided that El opening a gate requires contacting a monster in the Upside Down????

31.) No guns and Nancy figures out they’re in the past, specifically November 6th, 1983.

32.) Steve hears Dustin. Because they’re buddies. Flipping the switch does something. There’s now shimmery light on the chandelier.

33.) Eddie knows SOS. <3

34.) Wow, RUDE, Dustin.

35.) MURRAY STOP PLAY ACTING IN THE FUCKING CELL. OH MY GOD.

36.) Okay they’ve never met Yuri before.

37.) Murray is so fucking worried and he should be. Oh, Joyce recognizes that sound.

38.) IDK why the other kids are blaming El. Brenner literally said she didn’t talk. Two gave himself away by being a moron.

39.) CHESS. I one time started to learn Chess on a Simmons board and never was as good on a normal board as I was on that.

40.) WHY DO THE OTHER KIDS HATE EL SO FUCKING MUCH????? WHY HAS BRENNER BEEN PLANNING IT??????? NONE OF THE RAINBOW ROOM SHIT MAKES ANY GODDAMN SENSE.

41.) This better be Henry lying because if not, this isn’t Brenner playing chess, this is a pigeon shitting on a chessboard.

42.) Damn, they covered that board fast.

43.) Eddie and Steve commiserating on Dustin being a butthead.

44.) My roommate reminded me that there are syndication rules and so the reason the seasons are so breakneck and short in terms of episode numbers is so the show isn’t available for syndication. That’s why we’re getting a full ass movie length episode every episode this season. So Netflix can screw people.

45.) BIKES. Steve should be wincing when he moves though, let alone biking.

46.) Max is the best.

47.) “Oh, pigs, oh PIGS. Let Officer Callahan in.” One, who are you calling pig, pig? Two, are you comparing yourself to the big bad wolf?

48.) Erica MY NEW FAVORITE CHILD. DID YOU SLASH A COP’S TIRE? I’VE NEVER BEEN PROUDER.

49.) Four bikes.

50.) Is no one monitoring the cameras here?

51.) Has anyone done an AU where Henry was genuine in his help?

52.) Let’s see how bad this CGI demogorgon is. But of course the lighter isn’t working.

53.) FOr a demogorgon that is being routinely fed, this one looks scrawny. Also yeah, the CGI is bad.

54.) Okay why would the guard open the door, Murray? There’s a monster that will kill him.

55.) Of course the fire goes out just as the door is closing.

56.) nICE THROW, HOP.

57.) Aw, Hopper and Joyce reunited.

58.) How fucking close to the trailer park is Creel house????

59.) Bada Bada Boom. The gate is open and they can care each other.

60.) I just realized I don’t know why El was in a hospital gown this entire time? None of the other kids wear one.

61.) Henry goes from ‘powers blocked’ to ‘complete control’ in like 10 seconds.

62.) Eddie why did you bring up the stains? Also those are huge. Are you just jerking off directly onto your bed????

63.) Robin and then Eddie. Try not to stare at Eddie’s ass, Steve. And then Nancy does get to falling, but falls into a vision. Wait how is she standing on the ground again?

64.) Oh now she sees Barb in the pool. This is the first time she’s seen this though. So Nancy seeing this now makes sense. She would now know it’s the pool. I just don’t think any of them know until this season though.

65.) El literally missed so much murder hiding in a closet. And now she’s going down the very flickers hallways to find the Rainbow Room completely decimated. She literally missed ALL the murders except for Two’s.

66) Why is Henry so powerful? How did he even get his powers? What even is his motivation????? Why does this character make no goddamn sense?????

67.) Sweet of Vecna to give Nancy a full villain hallucination backstory. Are we literally trying to say Henry/Vecna/One was a child psychopath or something? Why was there a nest of black widows in a vent? What’s this got to do with anything? God, this character is dumb and pretentious.

68.) ?????? I’d argue black widows also operate under the wake up, work, eat, reproduce, sleep, die cycle even more than humans do.

69.) Okay so he was just an evil child. An evil, judgmental child. Why? Because fuck you, that’s why.

70.) Why would killing people make him stronger???

71.) Literally why would Henry think Eleven is better than the rest of the kids?????

72.) Why would El need to think about any memories other than the fucking DOZENS OF CORPSES SHE’S GONE PAST?

73.) fucking what????????? Is El REMEMBERING BEING BORN? FUCKING WHAT? I’M SORRY. WHAT? I FUCKING HATE THIS SHOW. THIS IS SO STUPID. I CAN’T BELIEVE THE THING THAT HELPS HER BEAT HENRY THE FIRST TIME IS REMEMBERING HER OWN GODDAMN BIRTH. Also! HEY, not to be a party pooper BUT NEWBORNS CAN’T REALLY FUCKING SEE MORE THAN 6 INCHES AWAY FROM THEIR GODDAMN FACE.

74.) Honestly how did Henry/Vecna/One survive El doing that? Like he’s just falling around in the sky and getting struck by lightning too???? None of this makes any goddamn sense. Not even in this world.

75.) YEAH, I KNOW HENRY IS VECNA. YOU DIDN’T NEED TO SHOW THE TATTOO. Although. How does he still have the tattoo and why is it bigger? God, you guys really think 14 year olds are morons.

I need too take a break from this show. It’s so stupid. Oh my god.

#stranger things #Stranger things rewatch #season 4 episode 7 #s4e7 #stranger things s4e7

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diorwoo · 7 months

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AAAAAAAAAAA REN im so happy to hear that you’re doing well, or…. trying to make everything fine, BUT IM SO HAPPY THAT U’RE TRYING YES BABE WE HATE LIFE BUT unfortunately we have to keep going just to spite it !!!!! (my motto 24/7) but yes omgomg we should exchange igs (i’ll send u another ask hehe)

i’ve missed u so so much and literally when i felt like i have feelings for one irl man i immediately thought of u and went,,,, my gawd ren’s gonna have a field day about this,,,,,,,, buT literally idk how and idk when but i fell for him and now im down bad IM A SIMP. THERE I’VE ADMITTED IT 😔. (i don’t even simp for san anymore 😨😨😨😨😨)

but to tell u a brieF bit abt this man (bcs if u let me actually talk about him, i could go on for DAYS), he’s literally the sweetest mf that’s living on this earth, i kid u not. it turns out, he’s been interested in me since my first semester of uni (im currently in my 5th semester) but he’s never gotten a chance bcs i get into situationships often and he’s super shy so he was not confident on approaching me at all 😭 but in the beginning of our 5th semester, we end up being in the same classes and we found out we have mutual friends and that’s when we started hanging out (at first, in group settings)!!!!

to answer ur question, yes he’s very handsome, he’s very tall, and he goes to the gym and……. welllllllll i shouldnt be thirsty on main but GAWDDDAMN he can literally headlock me n i’d say thankyou (LORDDDD IS THIS WHO I AM NOW) but yeah 😝 the first time we hungout, we’ve barEly talked, but long story short i got drenched bcs we went to a golf driving range AND THE SPRINKLERS TO WATER THE GRASS TURNED ON OUT OF NOWHERE AND I WALKED INTO IT 💀 he then offered me his shirt and it just started spiralling after that ehe (🤢 i folded 🤢)

we’ve recently been going on dates and he picks me up to go to campus even though he lives literally 5 minutes away from campus and i live 30 minutes away from campus 💀 like he spends an HOUR driving just to go to me and take me to campus then drives another hour to take me home and go back to hiS house almost everyday and he’s just…. so sweet. he’d open his car door for me all the time, never lets me pay for anything (we literally physically BRAWL in front of every cashier of every restaurant we’ve eaten in bcs i also insist in paying), is such a SHYYY person but gets loud whenever hes with me and texts with emojis with me, always waits for me anytime EVERYTIME, sends me tiktoks of cats bcs it reminds him of me, is allergic to cats but has FOUR who he loves veeery much, and thinks of the cutest activities for the both of us to do :’-)

also, one time i got him his favorite coffee (that he drinks. every. single. day.) and he literally couldnt stop going MMMMMMMM THIS COFFEE IS SO GOOD everytime he takes a sip and i was like… bro it’s the coffee u drink everyday tho????? and he went sorry it just tastes sm better bcs u got it for me 😔 AND I WENT AKAKKANFNDJSBJSJSSJNS !!!!!!!!! there’s so many things about him i could tell u but oops i realized i literally just wrote a 3 page essay about him 🧍‍♀️

ANYWAYYYSS all the simping aside, i can’t thank you enough for supporting me throughout my journey here!!!! you were the first person ever to send me an ask detailing abt how u loved my first work and that holds such a special place in my heart IM NOT KIDDING. literally trashed around like crazy when i saw ur ask ily. and i love love whenever u send me asks bcs theyre so fun to read and its so nice to get to know u!!! thank you so so much for being u, ren. i literally cannot thank you enough and im so glad we’ve met <3 i love u the mostest <3

OH MY GOD U ARE DOWN BAD ND THE THING IS U ARE DOWN BAD FOR A GOOOD ASS MAN A FINE ASS MF LITERALLY LIZ U WON IN LIFE DANG THATS HUSBAND MATERIAL

he DRIVES U HOME DOESNT COMPLAIN SIMPS FOR U OMFGGGG IM SO HAPPY FOR U LIZ IM LITERALLY SOSOSOSOSO HAPPY ND THE STOEY AAAAA IM SO ON LOVE WITH like he was right in front of u nd I'm telling u are gonna have ur happily ever after (my frnd also had the same story nd is now happily married with the guy ) MY GOD LIZ U ARE IN LOVEEEE Finally U PULLED A GENTLEMAN A KEEPER A LOVER A SIMP FOR U (when both simp for e/o >>>>>>) TELL ME MOREEEEE I WOULD LOVE TO LISTEN TO U ND YES I WILL ANNOY U 9N IG 🤩🤩🤩ND Y3S THANK U SM for coming back nd u just healed a part of me which u didn't break

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pottersfia · 2 years

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friends with benefits part two | theo nott x malfoy!fem!reader

part one | part three

summary: navigating your situationship with theodore nott is not the best emotional experience

warnings/content: full on smut, unprotected sex, little bit of fluff, misunderstandings lol, set in fall so halloween, kinda rushed

a/n: this came out a little ??? i think i’m still getting used to smut idk but hope y’all enjoy lol DONT FORGET TO REBLOG!!

word count: 2.1k

"are you ready for this?" theodore whispered in your ear as you laid underneath him. you eagerly nodded your head. "yes, please." you replied. he lined himself up to you and kisses you as you felt his hard-

"y/n! y/n wake up!"

your eyes shot open as you were met with daphne's face.

"daph, what are you doing here." you rubbed your eyes slowly sitting up.

"breakfast ends in 30 minutes so i was wondering where you were and i come in here to hear you whispering a certain someone's name." she smirked and you covered your face with your blanket.

"let me get dressed ok."

after you rushed to get yourself ready in 10 minutes, the two of you headed to the great hall. you were informing daphne about your theodore situation.

"so you've been hooking up for like a month now and it's never led to anything deeper?" you nodded. not only had he not expressed feelings towards you but the two of you had been making out and exchanging head occasionally for a few weeks now and it never went beyond that. all that happened was the occasional fingering but you wanted all of him.

"there's times i think he might actually like me but anytime we're not, well... horny it's just completely platonic. scarily platonic."

"maybe he doesn't want to admit it?" you sighed at her words as you saw your friends sat at their usual spot.

"either way, y/n, you really deserve better. if he's leading you on i'll take care of him." she put her arm around your shoulders and you smiled.

"violence is never the answer."

you took your seat next to draco and daphne and greeted everyone.

"good morning, sleepy head." theodore, who sat across from you, playfully hit your foot underneath the table. you smiled at him.

"morning to you too."

"we were just talking about the halloween party tomorrow night." blaise said.

"hallowe'en feast?" you asked.

"no, the other party." he replied. a party was thrown in the slytherin common room for the older students every year. you were planning on making a short appearance and leaving before it ended but as everyone talked about their costumes you had an idea.

so theodore wanted to act as if the two of you had nothing going on? fine. you'd show up to the party in a costume he couldn't ignore.

the next day, you were in your room drawing whiskers on your face.

"y/n you look hot!" you looked up and saw daphne standing behind you through the mirror you were in front of and smiled at her.

you had decided to dress up as a black cat, basic yes but who cares you looked good. the costume consisted of black booty shorts and an even shorter black tutu, a cropped v neck long sleeve, fishnet tights, black shoes, cat makeup, cat ears and a black tail attached to the tutu. you felt amazing. of course the effort put into your appearance was for your own fun and confidence but in the back of your mind you couldn't help but think of theodore.

"thanks daph, so do you!" you replied and admired her devil costume.

"thank you, now let's go." she grabbed your arm and pulled you towards the door out of your dorm room.

"okay." you laughed.

approaching the common room you'd think nothing was going on. it was completely silent until you two entered. a sudden wave of loud music, stinging smell in the air of alcohol, and warmness from body heat that embraced you. a smile appeared on your face as you waved to and greeted your friends.

"you actually went with the cat idea? rather boring, wouldn't you say?" draco laughed as he approached you. you rolled your eyes at your brother.

"draco you're literally a skeleton." you said making the people around you laugh, including theodore who stood behind draco.

the dark haired slytherin looked especially hot. you admired how he fit in the all black outfit, the black button down he wore only buttoned half way to reveal his chest. he had sharp vampire teeth and "blood" down his chin and a bit also on his chest. let's just say you'd let him suck your blood anytime.

he smirked at you as you noticed his eyes look you up and down. you smiled back.

the night consisted of dancing, karaoke, candy, and many getting completely wasted. you decided to only drink a little, at least a few people needed to have a level head that night.

"hey, y/n." you turned to the familiar voice and saw theodore.

"hey theo." he sat next to you on the couch you were on. "did you want something?" you asked.

"just some time with you." he smiled revealing his vampire teeth. his arm was resting on the couch around your shoulders and your legs were touching, he seemed to be moving closer to you and as you noticed his body slightly moving you also noticed the bulge in his pants.

"hey, not too close. everyone will see. including draco." you said, a slight smile stuck to your face.

"i don't care."

"but i do." he frowned at you. you leaned closer to him so you were right at his ear.

"meet me in my dorm in 5 and i'll help the problem in your pants." you smirked at him and stood up making sure to sway your hips a bit more on your way out.

in way less than 5 minutes, theodore found his way to your room, closing and locking the door.

"that was not 5 min-"

"i couldn't wait." he interrupted you and placed his hands on your hips pulling you close to him.

your lips met and you felt your body instantly warm up from the sensation. your hands explored each other's bodies as the kiss got deeper. you moved to your bed where you were straddling his lap with your hands loosely around his neck and his in your waist and the small of your back. you felt his teeth dig into your bottom lip which was extremely hot but winced and pulled back in pain. his eyes widened when he saw you touching your lip and finding a small amount of blood there.

"oh, i'm sorry. i didn't know how sharp these teeth were." he genuinely looked concerned and your heart melted.

"that was hot. i knew i'd let you suck my blood but i didn't think you actually would." you smiled. he smiled back, relieved, and put his lips back on yours. his hands went up under your shirt and he pulled away again.

"take this off for me?" his voice was stern with dominance but you had a different idea. you pushed his arms back down.

"nu-uh, i don't think so baby." his face dropped at your words and actions. you put a hand around his neck, squeezing slightly this time.

"why don't you undress for me." you commanded rather than asked. he immediately started unbuttoning his shirt and pants, until he was left in his underwear and a silver chain.

"that's more like it." you kissed his cheek, his chin, his neck, and trailed down to his chest. you reached into his underwear and he whined as you slowly began stroking him.

"please, please put me in your mouth." he still kept his voice deep and almost commanding but you could see just how desperate he was by the way his lips quivered. you pulled his underwear off and crawled between his legs, making eye contact as you fully swallowed his hard cock. theodore threw his head back in pleasure and tried to reach out for your hair but you pushed his hand back down making him whine.

your head went up and down on him, you observing the way he reacted to every tongue movement. you could tell he was close to the edge by his shaking legs but no. today was different.

you lifted yourself up, sitting back on your legs. his eyes widened and he frowned at you.

"why'd you stop?" he asked. you simply got up and pulled down your shorts, underwear, and fishnets leaving you in the tutu.

"what i want more than anything right now is to feel you inside me." you crawled up to him and gave a quick peck.

"are you sure?" he asked. you nodded.

"that alright with you?" he frantically nodded.

"yes please." you smiled at his eagerness. you hovered over him and slowly came down, whimpering from the feeling of him filling you up.

"you're so big, theo." you moaned. all the boy could do was moan back. his hands squeezed your ass and came up to tug on your shirt.

"y/n. take it off." his voice was now softer, he completely let the pleasure take over his body. you lifted your shirt up and unhooked your bra.

"fuck." he squeezed your tits as you started moving.

"i knew i wouldn't be able to control myself around you tonight." you said through moans. his dick hit all the right places and had you throwing your head back in pleasure. the feeling was amazing but you felt your hips get a bit tired from moving.

"turn over, theo." he instantly obeyed you and turned the both of you over. he pushed back into you and you both let out a loud moan as he continued his movements. you reached down to rub your clit which only made theodore go faster. his hands held on to your waist and you pulled him down by his head so his face was in the crook of your neck. you could hear his little noises a lot better now and it prompted you to be a bit louder.

"can i touch you instead?" he whispered to you. you took his hand and replaced yours with his. he went to town.

"holy shit." you rolled your eyes back making him stand back up and smile triumphantly.

the mixture of him touching you and his dick pounding into you had your legs shaking as you reached your high.

"i'm c-cumming," he kissed you as you came on him. he went slower but you shook your head you pushed him back over to your original position and bounced on his dick.

his hands helped your movements and stared right at you. he felt as if he were in heaven. the way your tits bounced and the print of his dick on your core drove him crazy. he felt himself getting close.

"ahh, can i cum in your mouth?" he asked. you got off of him and pumped his dick with his tip in your mouth. he came with a long moan that got you almost dripping again.

"that was so fucking hot." he sighed. you laid next to him and looked at him. he looked back and smiled.

"you look like a mess." theo chuckled.

"a hot mess hopefully?"

"definitely."

he got up and found a clean towel.

"let's get you cleaned up." you smiled and nodded at him.

it was getting a bit late but none of your roommates were back yet. you were exhausted but all you could focus on was theo. the two of you had been doing nothing but talking and cuddling for what felt like forever. he was ranting off about something but you felt your eye lids get heavy and decided to close them. he noticed this and stopped talking. he wished it could always be like that. sure fucking you was fun but all he wanted was moments like this. it wasn't like he was scared to admit his feelings, he never had girl problems, but you were different. all he wanted was to have you in his life, he was willing to settle for a friendship. he did assume you might actually like him back but after you two would hook up the mood instantly switched. it seemed when it wasn't just the two of you, it was like nothing ever happened. if that's how you wanted it that's how he'd keep it.

the next day you woke up at 12. it was sunday morning and your room was empty. you knew everyone was either at hogsmeade or in the great hall but all you could think of was theodore. everything felt so perfect last night and you knew you were ready to tell him.

you almost felt silly, making your way to the great hall in one of your favorite outfits in hopes of seeing him, but you knew exactly what you wanted to say to him.

"hey, where's theo?" you asked draco.

"think i saw him go outside." you instantly turned around and headed towards the courtyard. you did find him but he was talking to a girl. you’ve never seen her before but she was really close. her hand rested on his forearm and he was smiling at her. all your confidence left as you saw her kiss his cheek.

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diorjadore · 2 years

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hi bby <3 how do you think Vin would introduce you to his friends? idk i would feel so intimidated bcuz all his friends are pretty asf

I’ve actually thought about this! Okay here goes hehe sorry it took a while :((

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You and Vinnie had been dating for quite some time now and even though his friends know about you, given that he talks about you all the time, they’ve never met you. Vinnie had been dropping hints that you might meet them soon and that kind of made you anxious because of course a pretty boy would have pretty friends. You know it’s gonna happen sooner or later but that sooner seems to be nearer than expected.

You were dragged by Vinnie to get boxes of pizza suddenly out of nowhere. “Vin, why can’t you just have it delivered?”

“Y/n, I feel bad whenever I order food because we live far and it’s nice to get out once in a while,” he said, never looking at your eyes. Okay, first of all; he never wants to go out, second; the nearest pizza joint is a good 30 minutes away, third; it’s weird how he avoided eye contact and it was the first time too.

“Okay, isn’t that the whole point of getting stuff delivered? But I don’t care anymore, let’s go,” you huffed past him and led the way to his car.

You knew the route to the pizza place but somehow Vinnie wasn’t taking that road. “Isn’t it that way?” You asked, pointing to the other direction.

“I know.”

“Vin, where are we going?”

“To meet my friends, they already have pizza there.” He looked over and smiled at you but you were just dumbfounded, surprised he blindsided you. He’s literally been so excited for the past few days of the thought of his friends finally meeting you, the person that makes him happy, a better person, and a better friend.

“Dude! I’m not ready yet,” you whined as you lightly smacked him in the arm.

“It’s gonna be fine, baby! I wouldn’t be friends with them if they aren’t kind,” he assured you.

“No, it’s not that. It’s uhm…it’s because they’re all pretty.” You smiled awkwardly at him, your cheeks turning pink.

“What?” He asked in disbelief. “Well you’re gonna be the prettiest in the room when we get there, just see.” He adored how flustered you were getting over something simple and then he started to wonder: were you intimidated? A person being pretty isn’t even a factor for Vinnie to consider when he wants to befriend someone. That’s bananas!

Soon enough, you arrived at Liza’s house. The dread and the uneasy feeling brewing deep in your stomach. “They’re gonna love you,” he said as you both heard screams from the hallway. Vinnie knocked on the door and finally you were greeted by his assistant and best friend, Liza.

“Hey! Come on in. Nice to meet you, Y/n!” Liza ushered you both and then you see the whole group. Vinnie introduced you to each and every one and all of them warmly welcomed you to the space.

“DJ here has a crush on everybody…” Vinnie boasted as DJ scratched the back of his head. “I think he might even have a crush on you too.” You all laughed as you pulled Vinnie closer.

“Sorry buddy, I’m quite taken.” You retorted back and the whole room echoed in laughter, you didn’t even realize all eyes and ears were on you. You then realized that there wasn’t anything to worry about, that it was all in your head. I mean, apart from being pretty, Vinnie’s friends were nowhere near making it their whole personality. You also realized that they’re a lot like your boyfriend. They were kind, funny, and interesting.

You finally detached from Vinnie and went to go talk to Grace. Eamon pulled your boyfriend to the side and whispered: “She’s a keeper, bro. You finally found your match,” he said as he patted Vinnie’s back as if congratulating the boy for a job well done.

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Author’s Note: In short, he bamboozled you HAHAHAHA of course he did

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