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hidden-shame-707 · 4 months

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Fish Fingered

(gender non conforming (AFAB) ocxThe Deep)

Minors do not interact.

CW: Canon Deep behavior (diddling sea life and SA) mentioned, dirty talk, fingering, gill play, bottoming, doms, blackmail, taking him down a peg so to speak.

Kevin Moskowitz was many things.

He was The Deep.

He was a member of The Seven.

A champion of maritime justice.

Extremely good looking, if he did say so himself (and he did).

But he was also incredibly, mind-numbingly, stupid.

This fact was verified for Dom when he ‘conveniently’ missed an important HR meeting a week earlier about workplace harassment, much to their non-surprise. Maybe due to a guilty conscience. More than likely he just didn’t take this very seriously.

They took the time out of their busy schedule and set up another meeting today, specifically for the semi-aquatic little shit, only for him to show up just as they were packing up their work bag and getting ready to leave.

The heavy doors of the meeting room opened as he peaked his way inside.

“Hey, sorry I was late-"

He started before looking them over skeptically.

“I, uh, I’m supposed to be meeting with a Dominique?"

Clearly he was expecting someone else.

Not a tall, broad shouldered… Person… In a silk tie and tailored slacks.

'Someone with a name like that should at least have a nice pair of tits,’

Kevin thought to himself disappointedly.

He was so perplexed, he didn't even hear the doors lock behind him as he stepped inside.

“That's me. Some days I’m Dominique, some days I'm Dominic. You can call me Dom.”

They smiled kindly, hiding their true annoyance.

“Really,"

He started to laugh, before realizing that they were being completely serious.

“That’s a little weird."

Dom cocked their head playfully.

"Oh? You of all people would know that most Clownfish are born male, but transition into females. Parrot fish pretty much do the opposite. Some species of Gobies can switch back and forth.”

The Deep’s eyebrows shot up to his hairline.

"You… You like fish?”

"Hm, no, not particularly, but I try to do a little research on things that interest my clients. Certain things we might talk about. Keeps me one step ahead.”

Dom took off their suit jacket and hung it up neatly on the back of one of the rolling chairs that surrounded the large v-shaped table and carefully rolled up the sleeves of their white button up dress shirt, before gesturing for the superhero to sit beside them.

"Take a seat, Kevin."

Using his civilian name struck him by surprise.

He paused, but then obliged.

The order was spoken kindly enough, but with firm authority.

He couldn't help but feel like something was slightly off.

"Yeah, I’m honestly not sure why we are having this meeting," The Deep said breezily,

"I’ve already done like five of these classes and-"

Dom raised a hand to silence him, with all the patience of a long suffering elementary school teacher.

“Slow down, why do you think you’re being made to take this class?”

Kevin scoffed, shrugging his shoulders.

"I don't know."

He lied blatantly, not looking them in the eyes.

Dom leaned forward in their seat, clicking their tongue in disapproval.

“Come on, Kevin. I know that you know why you’re here.”

There was his name again.

"Is it because I missed the first meeting?”

He asked, almost sheepishly.

Dom sighed, clearly disappointed with his answer.

"Hm, to tell the truth, you were the reason why the original meeting was scheduled in the first place.”

They leaned over and reached for their black leather work bag, before producing a thick manilla folder with Kevin’s name on it, before setting it on the table.

"This is only some of the infractions that were reported. I'm sure there were more that I'm not aware of.”

Dom leaned back in their chair with their hands behind their head.

"And of course we can't exactly take reports from the numerous ocean life you’ve… Had relations with…”

‘Oh, fuck.’

The Deep stiffened in his seat.

Nobody was supposed to know about that.

“Look, all of that was completely consensual-"

Dom shook their head.

“I really don't want to get into the fact that you just said that. I have a lot of different jobs. I'm not a therapist. I don't get paid enough to deal with that shit.”

Dom exhaled deeply, collecting their thoughts.

"I have a very specific set of skills that I have been hired for. See, I hate when people who have power use it to step on other people's necks. Just can’t stand it.”

They stood up, letting the chair slide back behind them, and pushed their sleeves further up their forearms.

"So, my job, as given to me by the high-ups, is to provide you with a little... Corrective punishment. The public can only forgive an unrepentant rapist so many times, and that's before the animal-rights groups have your head for fucking the entire cast of Sea World.”

Dom smiled.

Kevin recognized that as the same look in a hungry shark's eyes right before a feeding frenzy.

“What… What kind of corrective punishment?”

He asked, his voice sounding very small, before clearing his throat and trying to summon some of his false bravado.

There was a brief moment of silence before Dom reached over to their work bag and without a word produced a bottle of water based lube, a ball gag, a ten inch silicone dildo, and set it all out on the polished wooden table.

Kevin's face went as pale as a sheet of paper.

“Oh… N-no, you can't be serious,”

He laughed uneasily.

Kevin stood up from his chair, quickly pushing it backwards before taking hurried steps over to the exit and frantically pulling on the handle.

Locked.

'Fuck.'

Dom raised an eyebrow, cocking their head in amusement.

“Don't take this personally, but you literally don't have a choice. Just think of it as a ‘learning experience’. Now, get over here. Pants down.”

Kevin swallowed.

Was he going to be made to take off the top-piece of his suit too? He reluctantly went to unzipper it, but before he could, Dom had gotten up from their seat and taken his hand firmly.

“I'm not evil, Kevin. I’ve read your files. I know you aren't comfortable with showing your chest. Just the pants. That's it.”

Kevin blinked in surprise.

"Oh. Uhm, okay… Thanks?"

“Don't thank me. Just consider yourself lucky that you had more agency than those women you assaulted."

Those words twisted shamefully in his gut.

Moments later, The Deep was lying across Dom’s lap in one of the office chairs, ball gag between his teeth.

“Be still. I’ve got to prep you, otherwise this will be even more unpleasant,"

They explained patiently, massaging fistfuls of Kevin's smooth, pale ass, giving it a playful little spank before grabbing the bottle of lube.

Kevin shuddered as the cold lubricant was squirted between his spread cheeks.

Dom’s skilled fingers ran along the outside of the pink, hidden muscle, causing The Deep’s entire body to tense up.

“I'm not gonna lie, this is gonna hurt a little bit at first.”

The superhero tried to protest, but with the gag in his mouth, it just came out as a pathetic whimpering groan.

“Deep breath, big guy," Dom encouraged, before plunging a finger inside.

The pressure made Kevin gasp involuntarily, his eyes rolling back in his head, hips jerking forward.

“Mmmmffff!"

He whimpered, his cries muffled as Dom worked their finger in and out, angling it deeper.

“Oh? You seem to be enjoying that a little too much. Maybe I should add another, hmm?”

They didn't wait for an answer before slipping another finger inside the tight muscle and scissoring them back and forth.

‘OH SHIT,'

Kevin squirmed, shutting his eyes tight.

“Mm, look at that, you’re taking it so well.”

Dom cooed in mock approval, using one hand to pump away mercilessly, the other to give comfort and reassurance by rubbing the back of Kevin's neck and shoulders. They were actually surprised when he started lifting his hips up to meet their hand. Dom could feel Kevin's hardening member rubbing against the side of their thigh, dribbling precum, desperate for some friction.

The whole image was comically pathetic.

A superhero being reduced to a whimpering puddle.

“Hey now, remember, this is supposed to be a punishment,"

They chuckled before letting up, just a bit,

“Can’t have you getting too comfortable, can I? If I let you cum now, the fun will be over before we’ve even started…”

The Deep strained to turn his head to look at Dom, praying that seeing him like this, at his most feeble and vulnerable, would somehow cause them to show him mercy.

Maybe not stop completely, because to be honest, he was really starting to enjoy this.

‘Fuck, does this mean I’m gay?’

He didn't know why that thought bothered him more than the fact he had sex with marine animals, but it did.

Dom managed to reach out and catch his chin in their hand, wiping a stray string of drool that had dribbled from the corner of his mouth, locking eyes with Kevin.

“You know what, I think you are thinking too much. I bet you don't hear that too often, do you?”

Dom chuckled, undoing the snap that held the gag in place.

The Deep used the back of his hand to wipe a strand of drool from his facial hair, and then rub his jaw to ease the tension that the toy caused.

Dom took notice of this.

“You need a break before we move on to the main event?”

“To be honest,"

Kevin started, his throat dry,

“I was kinda hoping you forgot about that."

“Mm, you aren't that lucky, guppy. Hop up."

Dom gave the man a playful swat on the rear before Kevin found his way to his feet, pants still around his thighs.

Dom got up and rustled through their bag before procuring a bottle of water and tossing it to The Deep.

“What are you, some fucked up version of Mary Poppins?"

He asked before taking a large sip.

“Ooh, clever with the jokes. Watch it or I'll have that gag right back on you."

"Is that a threat or a promise?”

Kevin shot back without thinking, instantly scanning their face to see if that was a mistake.

Dom just laughed.

“Why don't you give me a second and come find out,”

they teased before starting to unbutton their shirt and slip off their tie.

“What are you-" Kevin started, before being struck silent.

“Relax, I just don't want you to make a mess of my work clothes."

Dom realized that the man was standing there, staring at them. Staring at their bare torso.

“Oh. Yeah, sorry, hopefully this doesn't bother you too much."

They gestured to their surgery scars.

Neatly healed incisions on either side of their chest.

For a moment everything was quiet.

“Can… Can I see?”

"Uh… I guess, yeah?”

Kevin walked over to stand toe-to-toe with Dom, inspecting the marks before looking them in the eyes.

“Can I… Can I touch it?”

‘Oh God, was that a weird thing to ask?’

“I mean, sure?"

They let The Deep put his hand on their chest, carefully using his fingers to trace the path of the scars.

"Does it hurt?”

"Nah, alot of the nerves were severed so I don't feel much of anything in that area anymore.”

They were so close.

Close enough that Kevin could smell their cologne, clean and strong, like patchouli and peppercorn and fresh linen.

He wanted so badly to cup their face with his hands and steal a kiss that it was almost painful, and to be completely honest, it should be. He was disgusting. A freak. He didn't deserve to be anywhere near them.

He deserved punishment.

He deserved all the shame he felt.

They saw him as he truly was, pathetic and full of loathing, and made him look at himself.

They took him apart carefully, with the practiced skill of a master artist, and God he wanted more.

Kevin’s mind was clouded with desire. His heart pounded in his chest, echoing in his ears. Before he could even realize what he was doing, he had reached up and yanked down the zipper of his suit and tossed it on the floor like the vest was on fire.

He deserved this humiliation, standing there with his chest bare, pants around his thighs, expecting Dom to wrinkle their nose in disgust at the sight of his hated gills, but instead, they cocked their head.

“This is why you did what you did to those women? Because you were embarassed of this?” Dom asked quietly, before looking him right in the eyes and sighing disappointedly.

“You did what you did because people made you feel less-than human, so you made them feel the same way.”

For a moment, the statement hung in the air around Kevin. An uncomfortably heavy truth that wrapped around him like a weighted blanket. What was there that he could possibly say? Just when he thought the silence was going to consume him, Dom gently echoed the same question Kevin had asked earlier.

“So… Can I touch it?”

Dom smirked, going right back into their role of someone with a job to do.

The Deep almost felt his brain short circuit.

“Y-Yeah, oh my God, yeah, if you want to, I mean, I know it's pretty gross but-”

He could feel himself babbling and quickly tried to shut himself up.

They rested their hands on his pectorals, gently dragging their nails across his skin through the well manicured smattering of dark chest hair before starting to move to the sides of his torso.

He closed his eyes, partially because it felt so good, and partially out of embarrassment.

His gills flared out in anticipation of Dom’s gentle touches as they ran their fingers along the tiny filaments.

The feeling was similar to how it feels right before a sneeze, causing Kevin to inhale sharply, and the arches of his gills to flutter shut around Dom’s fingers.

He sputtered and winced at the sudden sensation, making Dom pull their hand back quickly, the friction of the dry digits being forcefully removed took the air from his lungs.

“Oh, fuck! I’m so sorry, are you okay?!”

They asked, voice full of concern as Kevin struggled to catch his breath.

“I-I’m fine,” he wheezed shakily, his pupils dark and blown out, his bare member at half attention already.

“Fuck, can you do that again?"

Dom blinked in absolute disbelief.

"Alright, but I'm using lube and we need a safeword."

“Octopus."

They rolled their eyes.

“Of course. Very on brand. Are you going to be able to say that if you’re choking?"

"Fuck, fine, I'll tap you on the shoulder or something, just please…”

“Alright, alright, I’ll take care of you."

They sighed like it was a herculean task, but a ready smile played on their lips as they reached for the lube that sat on the table.

Dom coated their fingers with a healthy amount, taking the time to warm it up between their palms.

“You’re going to tell me if it hurts, right?"

They asked, wanting to be one hundred percent sure that this is what he wanted.

“Pleassssee…”

Kevin whined as Dom laughed softly, sliding their hands down rubbing circles over his nipples.

“What a needy little boy, hm? We have to be careful though, darling, I don't want to hurt you more than you can handle…”

The Deep was already panting when Dom reached just under his ribcage, slipping into the gills with a wet sounding shlick just up to their first knuckle.

“Nnnngh…”

He threw his head back, chest heaving under the gentle pressure.

“That’s a good boy,”

they gently murmured, carefully exploring the inner cavity of his chest, curling their fingers, and removing them with a satisfying and raunchy sounding pop that made Kevin's spine tingle and curl in on himself, his hardening cock bobbing against his sculpted stomach.

“You aren't going to bother anyone again, are you? Because you know you can only get this from me. No one and nothing will ever make you feel as good as I do.”

Kevin took a shuddering breath as Dom massaged the inside of his gills, carefully working up to the next knuckle.

“And you are going to be so good, and so well behaved from now on, aren't you?”

He inhaled sharply, gills shutting around their fingers, the suction causing Dom’s digits to slide slightly deeper.

"Y-Yes… So… Good… All for you…"

Kevin rasped weakly, trying his best to suck in air.

Again, Dom removed one of their hands from his chest, but this time brought it up to The Deep’s lips.

“Open. Ahh, look at you, you’re a natural. One day I'm going to ruin that pretty mouth of yours…"

Kevin’s tongue wrapped lewdly around their fingers, his senses completely filled with them.

He couldn't wait.

#the boys #the boys amazon #the deep #kevin moskowitz #18+ content #fanfic #my writing #smut

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adj-thoughts · 3 months

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Create your own memory place by the use of MNEMONICS

Mnemonics is a technique which we can use to aid our memory retention. Like when you forget something, e.g. a fact or a phrase, and you need to remember it, mnemonics come in handy. Mnemonics is useful and can be bifurcated in various techniques such as -

Acronyms

Like ( L O L ) full form: Laugh Out Loud

Acrostic

A - Always trying to make the world embrace me,

D – Dozens of time I try for making people realise that how

V – Vivid and Determined I am and telling people how

I – I Inspire the world with my curiosity and

K – Kindhearted family who always admires whatever I do with this

A – Affectionate heart

❤️

Making a tune while reading them repetitive

Use Rhymes

"Hey diddle diddle. The cat and the fiddle..." Can you finish the rest of this nursery rhyme?. Rearrange synonyms that you are comfortable with.

Tell me what is your comfortable technique to remember various myriads of "Forget me not's!"

Regards Advika Jain

#Mnemonics #Memory #sharping your mind #mnemonics techniques #techniques #mind

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timothystillopf1 · 11 months

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Fundamentals Week 12 - Putting together my Children's book.

After finishing up my Hickory Dickory Dock illustration, It was now time to add it into my book. after exporting my finished illustration as a .png file, I opened my book file and placed my image onto pages 2-3.

note: after looking over my 'blueprint' for my book, i decided a full page spread would fit better within the assignment. I expanded my file from an A5 size to an A4 landscape, enlarging the window and adding a mouse (command + C, command + V) behind the curtains by going into my layers, layers and dragging all components of the mouse to behind the components making up the curtains.

after placing my illustration into my Indesign file, I then had to solve the problem of my parent page numbers not being visible over the image. To get around this, I moved my illustration out of the way of the numbers and, while holding Shift + Command, clicked on the page numbers. This over rides the parent page settings and allows you to adjust the text without affecting the rest of the parent pages. After doing this, I right clicked and selected Arrange -> Bring to front.

repeating this step and placing my image back to it's initial spot reveals the page numbers over top of the image.

I then added a text box spanning the space I had left in the illustration and set the font size to 34pt selecting 'Big Caslon' as my font of choice as it, again, fit the vibe of a children's book to me. I filled the text box with my desired nursery rhyme. For this page in particular I do wish that I hadn't made the window so big as I feel like the page is a little too cluttered for my liking yet may translate well into print as it will create a flow between pages.

I repeated this step for my middle page spread of 'Hey Diddle Diddle' on pages 6-7.

I also threw together a quick cover including some of the assets from the pages i had constructed. I decided to do this as it reminded me of story books i'd seen as a child where the cover would consist of text and a couple characters seen within the book which I always found fun as a kid coming back to the book and realising that and hunting them out from the pages. due to time constraints and workload, I was unable to complete the book yet I am very happy with what I managed to come out with. As long as it took me, the Hey Diddle Diddle spread i illustrated was super fun to create and put together with a mighty satisfying pay off after seeing everything together. Going into the Hickory Dickory Dock illustration, I knew it was going to be a little more simple compared to my other spread. With that in mind, I am still really happy with how it turned out! mainly the characters involved in the page but still all around fun. With more time I would have liked to add more detail and be able to put a little more care and thought into the illustration. on the note of time, I would have really liked to have finished the whole book. As i've already stated it has brought me such satisfaction putting these illustrations together and to have had all 5 finished and together in my book would have brought great satisfaction. i may still finish this in my own time but for now, I'm happy with the effort I put in to it so far.

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thevalicemultiverse · 3 years

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You've gotta see this! There's a cat in the car park, playing a fiddle! A cow's gearing up for some kind of athletic event! ... And lock up the cutlery!

Alice: Part of me thinks this cannot possibly be real. . .and part of me remembers that I live in a world where corpses walk and Cthulhu might be real if you believe the news. [goes to look]

#~M: I want some questions! now! (ask)#~M: grin without a cat (anon)#~V: Londerland Bloodlines #~T: Epic of the Ankaran Sarcophagus #hey diddle what the #~C: Alice Liddell #((I mean she's not TOTALLY sold #but trying to keep an open mind))#~M: with this hand I will lift your queue #Anonymous

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goodieghosty · 2 years

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What if. Orpheus wrote that one song:

Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle

The cow jumped over the moon

The little dog laughed to see such fun

And the dish ran away with the spoon

Like right after he learned he'd become a father. He got drunk with Damocles and could only vent his delight in writing poetry and he tried to write a cute lullaby but it came out as absolute nonsense. In their drunken state though they sang it like a hundred times and it caught on and the rest is history.

Orpheus writing poetry is literally the best thing e v e r and you can bet that Virgil has saved each one he's ever written for him

#godsides au asks

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meshugana1 · 6 years

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Could you do a story where a busty girl tries to steal the boob size of her equally busty friends, but ends up giving up almost all of her bust to them instead? And everybody remembers her as being the jealous small-chested one?

Suzie was applying her makeup at her vanity and reminded herself again that this wasn’t personal. She surveyed her work and snapped quick selfie. Her understated makeup served to highlight the regal features of her face. Her high cheekbones, pouty lips and deep blue eyes were framed by wavy shoulder length blonde hair and held up a by a delicate swanlike neck. Her proudest features however were contained in a pink deep v-neck halter top, her big full tits sat high on her chest and due to her care were still bouncy and perky with almost no sag.

A simple skirt completed her ensemble. She admired her look in the mirror for a moment longer, then grabbed her small purse and headed out the door to her apartment. During the car ride to the little get together she had arranged with her friends Tammy, Becky and Justine she once again reminded herself that her plan wasn’t personal. It didn’t matter that they thought she wasn’t as successful as they were or as classy. Tammy was a doctor and had her own practice, even so she still managed to keep her curvaceous body fat free and healthy. Susie didn’t know where she found the time.

Becky is a financial adviser and a very successful one. She spent her afternoons giving people advice that made them millions, and she never made less than fifteen percent. It could be seen in her manner of dress, she never wore anything less than handmade sulk business suits. They probably cost more than Suzie made in a year. Justine was the homemaker of the group, but that of course was after she sold of her new design for a kitchen device. It made her millions. Susie was the artist of the group, she never made any money though. She worked for tips at a coffee shop while she diddled around with painting and writing and making things. All very successful and not a one of them over thirty.

She might not have considered her current course of action had everything been the same as it was in college when they all met. She was the beautiful artist, creating things and making the mundane beautiful. Tammy, Becky and Justine were doe eyed newbies to the university. They were all smart, jumped up several grades in school and got to college before they were eighteen. Susie sort of took them under her wing, they were squat and skinny, nothing particularly special about them. But that has changed, Suzie lost touch with the group after she graduated but reconnected a month ago.

She found that all the ugly ducklings had become swans. They could’ve been models if they weren’t so dedicated to their careers. Their formerly slim builds had filled out and become curvy looking goddesses. They very much equalled her in the looks department and blew her out of the water in the career field. It wasn’t her intention to punish them for being better than her or anything, she wasn’t jealous like that. But the opportunity she was presented with was just too good to pass up. All she wanted was to deflate their egos a little, make sure that they didn’t get too full of themselves. It was some kind of spell that on elf her artsy friends had given her. She had gotten it from a genuine witch, or so Suzie was told. All it was going to do was lighten her friends up in their chests. That way they wouldn’t think they were better at ‘everything’.

Suzie finished up this thought just as she pulled into the parking lot of the small bistro. She could already see the trio out on the veranda drinking colorful concoctions and laughing about old times. “Hey girls! Remember little old me? Its been so long.” Susie said greeting each with a hug that allowed for a brief moment of physical contact with each set of breasts. She was told that it didn’t matter if they were naked or not. “It really has been a while hasn’t it? Four years right?” Tammy said. “That’s about right I think, ever since Suzie graduated.” Becky replied. “It’s so nice to catch up with you guys again.” Justine said.

“Hang on a second ladies, I need to order myself a drink.” Susie excused herself and made her way to a secluded corner of the bar top. It was there that she pulled out the piece of paper she wrote the incantation on and began to speak the words. It was all going well, no one had bothered her and she was nearly finished until she saw a particularly confusing word and stopped for a moment to think. The spell wasn’t in english and she really didn’t want to screw up any of the pronunciation. But she needed to get back to the group so she just gave it her best guess and finished it. She actually felt a wave of electric tingles pulse through her expansive tit flesh. That must mean it was working!

She returned to her group a moment later to find them clucking away about their work and their lives. She listened with baited breath and watched all their breasts like a hawk. Susie suddenly felt the tingles return and eagerly waited to see which pair of sweater puppies was gonna go first. She saw a slight wobble come from Tammy’s breasts and zero’d in. Bitch thought she was so special cause she was a doctor. We’ll see after she becomes a flatsy patsy. But Suzie didn’t see her friends titties shrink, nor did she feel hers get any larger. In fact she thought she could see Tammy’s simple grey sweater bulge out even further.

What the hell? Thats not supposed to happen, Suzie thought. She brought her hand up to scratch at her head, and old habit, but noticed something off. Her tits were so large that she usually bumped into the side of one when she brought her hands up, but this time her left hand didn’t come into contact with anything. Worriedly she looked down and almost fainted, it looked like HER tits had shrunk! Ordinarily she was a solid HH-cup but now she looked at how her halter top, once just tight enough to give a pair of keen eyes a hint of her areoles, had started to hang off her shoulders more and she discreetly pulled it tight to her chest. It looked to her expert eyes that she was now carrying a pair of F-cups!

If one could read Suzies mind at that moment all they would be able to hear is the phrase “Oh shit!” repeated rapidly. She racked her brain searching for the answer to her problem, trying to pinpoint where the spell had gone so wrong. She had become so fixated on her own breasts she had failed to look up and see what had become of Tammy. Her own pair of H-cup tits now were no less than a colossal J-cup! Susie had no clue how Tammy’s sweater hadn’t burst. Susie couldn’t explain it but something else had crept in alongside her amazement, it almost felt like admiration for Tammy’s big fat tits.

“Is something the matter Suzie?” Tammy asked giving her a playful look. She followed Suzies gaze to her larger rack and said as a mother would to a teenager “Don’t worry, I’m sure there’re plenty of boys looking your way Suz.” Before Szuie could reply to this odd comment the electric tingles returned and Suzie was pulled from her curious staring at Tammy back to her own smaller, but still substantial boobs. Her timing meant she could watch the whole process of her breasts shrinking before her eyes once again. It was different though, her right breast seemed to deflate rapidly first. When it was finished it left her so small she questioned if the even had enough to fill a training bra. She felt the same alien sensation in her right tit and watched it deflate like a balloon to give her a matching set of budding little 28AA cups!

A pall came over Suzie, her hands floated in the dead air where her once perfect and beautiful boobies had been. Tears were collecting in her eyes when Becky asked “Are you all right Suz?”Suzie was ready to explode, but when she looked up she could do nothing but gasp. Both Becky and Justine sported tits bigger than her head! They definitely rivaled Tammy’s Mammoth mammaries. The same feelings that Suzie felt before when Tammy’s chest expanded had returned to her ten fold. She was filled with a feeling of love and devotion that she had never felt before, and it was 100 percent focused on all her friends tits. “Uh-oh, looks like somebody is having another one of her ‘episodes’.” Tammy said with a giggle, her huge tits jiggling and jostling with even that simple motion.

“Looks that way, remember when we first met her in college? She’d just follow us around and when we tried to talk to her she’d just stare openmouthed at the goods?” Justine said, cupping her volleyball sized melons for emphasis. “I know right? Wasn’t she so cute? It’s a real shame she never developed much in the chest. But she’ll always be our happy little mascot wont she?” Becky said, patting Suzie on the head. This snapped her out of her staring and brought her back to reality. “Huh, oh right. Susie of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee reporting for duty!” she said with a mock salute, she relaxed laughing and readjusting her shirt it always seemed to come loose.

“Say guys, how about a picture for old times sake?” Susie said whipping out her phone. They all agreed to it and stood up, Becky, Justine and Tammy all in the background and Suzie in the front holding the camera. Cheese was said aloud and the group had a good laugh and another hug. They resumed their breakfast for another hour, but all good things must come to an end. They all said their goodbyes, each of the huge titted women receiving a big hug from Suzie and exchanging promises to get together more often. Susie was the last to leave, walking much more light-footed to her car. she plopped in the seat and couldn’t even wait to get home before she produced the picture of her friends glorious boobies surrounding her head. She remembered all the college nights spent jilling herself off to her friends beautifully bountiful boobs. And now she had another new picture after all these years, how could she resist?

The End. Hope y’all like it!

#trait theft #breast shrinking #Breast expansion #reality alteration #request

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serendipitousrambles · 7 years

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Mixtape (pt 9/10)

ao3

song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM0sTNtWDiI

500 Miles

June, 2002

"So, let me get this straight. He was bitten by a spider and now he can shoot webs from his hands?" El questioned as they left the movie theatre. "Doesn't sound very realistic." she joked.

"And I suppose a girl who can move things with her mind is more believable?" Mike wrapped his arm around her shoulders.

"Hey, I'm awesome."

Max and Dustin had volunteered to baby sit for Mike and El, after all, they needed the practise for a few months time. Mike decided he needed to take El out, something they hadn't done in a long time, not since their daughter was born last year. He decided they should go see the new Spiderman movie he had heard all about, both really enjoyed superhero movies and were delighted they were becoming more popular now.

"Do you ever feel jealous? Of my powers I mean?" she asked him as they walked through the park, both not quite ready to go home yet.

Mike thought about it, held tilted to the side. "I guess sometimes, it'd be cool not having to stand up for the remote -ow" she lightly hit his arm.

"I'm serious." she laughed.

"I don't need superpowers if my wife can use them for me. You always protect me." he whispered, resting his head on hers as they walked through the lantern lit park.

She rolled her eyes. He still managed to make her blush after 19 years of knowing him. His eyes got wide all of a sudden having noticed the swing set. He dragged her by the arm to sit on the swing set.

"Mike, we're not 12 anymore." El was hesitant to start swinging.

"There's no one around, where's your sense of adventure?"

They began lightly swinging, both laughing like they were teenagers again, not 31 year olds who had two young children at home.

"I'm going to jump off." Mike tried to time it right but he was a little out of practise- about 20 years out of practise. El saw him about to fall and managed to catch him in the air like she did all those years ago at the cliff he had stupidly jumped off.

She kept him upside down in the air and kissed him. She saw it in Spiderman and thought it'd be funny to recreate.

"If only I were Spiderman." he laughed as she put him back down on the ground. Both decided they had had enough adventure for one day, they really weren't 12 anymore.

El put a cassette tape on the player when Mike started up the engine. They often had sing-alongs in the car whenever they went on family outings. Their four year old son didn't quite understand why his one year old sister was always sleeping instead of singing but he still enjoyed their car trips.

When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you

Mike put on a fake Scottish accent whenever they sang this song, El wasn't quite sure how to do it so just sang normally.

But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more

"Would you walk 500 miles for me?" El jokingly asked.

"You know I would." Mike took one hand off the wheel to kiss hers.

Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles To fall down at your door

"This is the best bit." Mike turned the volume up.

Da da da (da da da) Da da da (da da da)

Both were shouting the lyrics, good thing they had the windows closed.

Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da

Mike tapped along to the rhythm on the steering wheel. They still knew how to make each other laugh after all these years.

"Did you manage ok? I know they can be a bit of a handful sometimes." Mike stood in the doorway of their house saying goodbye to Max and Dustin.

"They were absolutely fine, good decision in babysitters if I say so myself." Max joked and leaned in so Dustin couldn't hear. "Dustin basically slept the entire night so I had some peace and quiet."

"Maybe I'll call Lucas and his girlfriend next time." Mike whispered, both laughed and denied anything when Dustin looked confused.

"We'll be happy to return the favour soon." El appeared and smiled at the ever growing bump that would soon be the third child born to their friendship group.

"Let's just hope he or she doesn't have Dustin's hair."

"What's wrong with it?" Dustin looked genuinely offended.

"Goodnight guys." They closed the door after waving Max and Dustin off.

"The kids are asleep?" Mike whispered as they walked up the stairs.

They peered into their son's room to see him asleep under a large pile of stuffed animals. They then stood at the doorway of their daughter's room and simply watched her in awe that something so fragile and precious could exist.

El leaned her head on Mike's shoulder, both still awestruck.

"Can you believe, we made that?" he whispered, scared of waking her up.

El kissed his cheek and they quietly closed the door behind them. Things had finally come into place and given Mike more than he could have ever hoped for in life. His own family.

#stranger things #mileven #mileven fic #mileven fluff #fluff #mike wheeler #eleven #mike x eleven #grown up au

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possumsnoot · 7 years

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idk if this is gonna even work but hey why not. I was bored and did a bunch of small animation diddles so enjoy this like 3 sec long video

the lil onion lookin kiddo at the v beginning is from @couponkids aka a web comic i love dearly

#my art #animation #animation reel

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starfoam · 11 months

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"No, no, we don't talk to Michael Finnegan. He's stuck in a time loop and you don't want to get caught up in that."

#V: Hey Diddle Diddle #(hey did you know I know far too many childrens' songs than is reasonable?)#(I watched a ton of kid songs vhs tapes as a kid and for some reason that's what my memory retained)

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lito-thegawd · 6 years

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Juvenile Cares If Don’t Nobody Else Care

Whoadayyyyyyy🔥🔥🔥

This has been on my mind for a very long time. I really have tried to write this article 3 times. An ongoing attempt over the span of years to be honest. The first time was about 10 years ago. Sitting on Louisiana Ave Parkway had a random thought Popeyes. Because well..Popeyes are where all great thoughts start. Shout out to Al Copeland. One time for a heaven sent Angel. God bless you bro. I’m going to take this high cholesterol to the grave all for the love of spicy titty meat. That’s here nor there though. The thought came because Juvie has a line that says, “Popeyes for the ballers, the ghetto still eating churches”. Y’all don’t know the reverberations that line had on me. My momma used to bring home the family box every Friday night. My daddy used to take us to the Popeyes buffet on Carrollton. We used to punish that shit. It got to the point when the Buffett seen me coming they started putting chicken up. This ain’t a game. What you think I’m playing? Juvenile had me thinking my people was rich bruh

Honestly I feel like Juvenile-Nino is the greatest humanitarian of our time. Let’s step back right quick. My first indoctrination into the Juvie army was “bounce for the juvenile”.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XG0NTB3TVDI

Being from New Orleans bounce music was a right of passage. Honestly... i hated it. I didn’t get it... until I was a teenager and saw girls “catch the Wall”. But long before that I heard Juvie say, “Hey diddle with the Cat in the middle. Check out the juvenile while I bust this riddle”. Hold on now you got my attention pleighboi. Let’s point out a couple more highlights from this masterpiece. “Trick stop talking that it and buy juvenile his outfit. I want a shive Gold shirt. Polo socks. Girbaud shorts and a pair of Reebok’s”. 🌶 <——- that means hot and spicy for future reference. FYI Y’all have no idea how dope an outfit that was in the 90s.

Shout out to Joel Roussell. He won’t read this but I gotta represent for him. He’s not dead y’all just not on social media. Relax.

Before every biddy basketball game Joel used to make us listen to Soulja Rags. I’d like to point out we was city champs that year. So don’t tell me shit about Juvenile. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TFbpuuIZYZM

This is when i really figured out that Juvie Cares. Dawg... once the helicopter start at the beginning of the song I lose my mind every time. Every single time. This song meant so much to me I had it on tape. You ever recorded something on a cassette? No. Your lil young ass could possibly never understand the dire straights went to hear this song. Honestly.. before this song no rapper ever asked me questions. No other rapper ever cared about how I felt. No rapper wanted to know about my well being. It was like a spiritual rap awakening. Juve’s questions were so in-depth it’s as if he knew if my days were good or bad. I started wondering, “what if Juvenile is my guardian angel”. It’s as if he was your neighbor and he wanted to check on you. No seriously. If you’ve never heard Soulja Rags I’ll highlight some key points.

* You bout that paper? You on top Handling business ? <—- opening line so much concern

* Do you do your time w/o ratting on your potnas? (Very important questions when establishing a friendship. Juvenile even taught me friend interrogation questions)

* You be sneaking sweets? (Damn Juvie how did you know?)

* You go shopping every week? 👀🤐

* You want sleep in the royal sonesta? You wanna fuck Vanessa? —-( this line had me thinking. I don’t know if i ever wanted to be with Vanessa. But when he asked me this i was like.. sure. Yes. Yes Juvie i do wanna have a go at Vanessa and sleep in the Royal Sonesta. I didn’t even know I wanted to before .)

The crown jewel in Juvie’s hat is 400 degrees. The album has so many goddamn gems. My personal favorites are “ghetto children” “400 degrees” and “Ha”. To keep it a buck the first time I heard “Ha” I was stuck in a trance. Even though it’s very similar to Soulja rags in its questioning; Ha takes it another level. Chef Juvie’s knife was super sharp when he was sautéing this masterpiece. He was even more in-depth than before. Which is hard as hell if you think about because he literally asked “do you want to fuck Vanessa”. Bruh “Ha” was something else though. It was otherworldly. The dopest part was the language only a New Orleanian could understand. For instance.. “Ha” is actually “huh?” It’s not a question. It’s more of a definitive statement. “She bad ha” I’m not actually asking you if she’s attractive. I know she is.. my Ha is the proof. Also a sentence in New Orleans speak can actually end in “yea” or “no”. The song starts off so perfect. My dawg yells “THATS YOU IN THAT BAD ASS BENZ HA” that’s how he start the MF song bruh. You knew you was in for some shit when he start that way. Peep these very pertinent questions and their defined meanings.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww9VlmXKYgs

“that’s you that can’t keep a ole lady because you keep fuckin her friends huh”

The amount of compassion this question is asked with is the closet thing to hearing God speak. Tristan Thompson could’ve used this passage last week.

“Your dick got hard when you was looking at them broads ha” — aka don’t be chasing waterfalls big fella. You saw what happened to ole boy in that TLC video. He really just faded away.

“You keep ya body clean ha” — here Juvenile is showing that he is concerned about your personal hygiene. He wanted to know if you’re taking the adequate amount of baths.

“You don’t really wanna fuck with them niggas ha. You come up with them niggas ha. You stuck with them niggas ha” —- this means regardless of what you were born into it’s never too late to turn that minus into a plus. It’s okay to leave a tumultuous situation for greener pastures my brother. Let the lord say...

“When you broke you drove ha. When you paid you got beaucoup places to go ha” —- there’s never been a quote that has summed up life more accurately than this.

Couple major 🔑’s to take away from this article.

1. 400 degrees is the greatest album ever.

2. I’m not sure Soulja Rags isn’t better than 400 degrees.

3. Anything you will think or do in the future... Juvenile has already done or thought three times already.

4. 400 degrees, Soulja Rags, G Code are 3 very very spectacular albums.

5. Juvenile is the Bran Stark of the Nolia. He done seen it all.

- Gawd. Amen. Gone.

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alexandra-amaria · 7 years

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THIS IS BETTER THAN ANY FIC ANY OF YOU WILL EVER WRITE SO READ IT.

Role playing done by ME, @haidenschreave and @princess-eloise-schreave

This fic is done because Alexandra has the same B-day as Naomi.

“Hey, It's my birthday but no one remembered so I wanna get drunk, you guys in? I brought wines for haiden and for Eloise, chocolate and some alcoholic hot chocolate, and some vodka for myself.

or not, I mean you guys do you. I was only here for Eloise though so like if you wanna leave Haiden, that's cool too.” I muttered as I walked into Eloise’s room where haiden (or as he will later be referred to D-Den ) was sitting painfully awkward as he sat on the foot of Eloise’s bed. Maybe it was painful because I mean damn Eloise is just like freaking painfully hot, or because D-den is painfully annoying, or because I am already 6ft drunk and hit my head against the wall coming up here, either way, PAIN.

“Haiden don't leave, please stay here.” Eloise whimpered with a small sob as she gazed up at her brother. THE DRAMA. I suppose they were already getting turnt too, WELL MORE ALCOHOL.

“Why you scared I'll be too hot for you

I already drank some.” I flirted as I shook my caboose over to my gay queen (Aka princess Elo-please-get-in-my-panties)

“Hi.” Haiden flomped.

“Wines?” I offered throwing them onto the bed, hoping they would break on Eloise so she would have to get nakey-wakey eggs and baconey.

“Plural?” Eloise Wadonked.

“Yes, many. Too many for your small (hot) body to consume.” I beyelled only mumtering the words of her sexy hottness.

“Eloise, you don't need to hang out with this girl.” D-den defended his little one with the eagerness of a fallen guard trying to regain his honor. But still D-den’s getting turnt off my wines. WINES.

“Rude

Yes she does

She needs my mentoring” I sassased with my arms crocrossed, like a crocodile.

“Mentoring on what?” Eloise asked with the innocent sound of a young snow white in her pleasant not yet lesbian voice.

“Lets be real, I’m already corrupted by YOU.” Eloise replied with all of the sass of 20 old women.

“Please don't corrupt my sister.” D-den pleaded.

“on how to appropriately apply highlighter, and how to get turnt. Would you rather I corrupt you???” I asked hoping he would surrender his sister to save himself.

“Better me tahn her.” D-den slurred.

“wow so noble not sacrificing her to save yourself. And sure I'll teach you how to apply highlighter haiden

hai-hai

den

D-den

D-den it is.” I thought aloud coming up with his swaggity swag new nickname.

“Um.” D-den awkwarded

“We should our makeup on my brother.” Eloise screamed ecstatically.

“Yes

good

smart

small one.” I approved and supported my youngling.

“I don't know if I'd look good with makeup.” Haiden shyed.

“You'd look good if I put it on you.” I flattered myself.

“Everyone looks good with makeup.” Though you look sexy without my dear dear dearling

“I'm the exception I'm sure.” D-den grumbled.

“Here Eloise, you do his concealer and I'll feed you chocolates while you do.” GAY i offered in a very lesbian way.

“Smooth.” D-den flattered me so goodly.

Eloise began doing the makeup stuff

I began feeding my lesbian dearly her chocolate.

“This seems gay

I'm not gonna say anything.” Bitch you just did.

“correction, Lesbian.” I sass a frassed.

“Lesbian, sorry.” D-den corrected.

“I'm gonna play some music and drink some wines.” I excused as I went to the music TV.

“Anyway you're here r can't be gay

Or lesbian.” She defended.

“I want some wines.” D-den complained.

“Or whatever

WINES!” Eloise squacked.

“I'll like dump it on you and you can catch what you can with your mouth. And Eloise I'll get you a straw and hold your drink.” I suggested. I am the servant of my LESBIAN QUEEnnnn.

“Should I leave?” D-den offered politely. Yes D-DEn let me be with my Ass Queen- I mean Lesbian Queen.

“NOOOOOOOO!” Eloise yelled.

“Nah, we need you for makeup.” I said holding him down in a chair.

“DTAY BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER OF MINE.” Eloise pleaded to her non-insestual sun.

“Here is a non-red wine, D-den, and Eloise here is a red wine, red like a passion I feel for you.” I lamented.

“What do I get?” D-den asked.

“non-red wine

it looks like not red

and wine

Here.” I explained.

“Red like your blood when I slit your throat.” Eloise threatened as she stared at the smiling crooked man.

“Eloise...

I thought we got past this point in your life.” D-den gasped.

“Take me...In both ways.” I begged.

“Murder, murder and homicide.” Eloise chanted.

“sex, sex and sex

and making out

and wines.” I chanted.

“WINES!!!” Eloise yelled.

“get turnt cause its my flippn birtday.” I flippdazzled.

“Can you girls just do my makeup?.” D-den sighed.

“can we dye your hair, D-den?” I asked.

“Murder.” Eloise whispered to herself.

“Been there, done that.” D-den.

“the cat?

did you murder the cat

who did you kill D-den.” I interrogated.

“I-I mean the hair dye.” He stuttered.

“woops

how about NEON PINK

im sure the girls would love it.” I pressured.

“I'd rather not.” He dismissed.

“ here have an apple juice. It suits your bravery

Childlike.” I insulted.

“Eloise I'll dye your hair. I think like a hot pink steak would look sexy

I mean streak.” I suggested and began doing the magical pink sprinkle waters on her head.

“No

Not happening.” D-den controlled.

“stake is good too

Lets go jump off the roof

sky diving

with ropes.” I suggested as I finished the dying.

“YES

LETS JUMP OFF THE ROOF.” Eloise frantically screamed and rose to the heavens.

“YES!” I screamed and threw my arms up.

“COME ON HAIDEN

ITLL BE FUN!” Eloise peer pressured. Or sibling pressured. One of the two.

“HAIDEN YOU'VE DONE IT ONCE NOW

WITH THAT DRESS BITCH

I MEAN CRESS

Show us your ways D-den.” I begged in a whisper trying to be Seduuuuctibe

“I shouldn't.” D-den destroyed our dreams.

“Yeah haiden, your ways with women.” Eloise sass a diddle danged.

“Why do you want to know those? So you can use them on me?” I flitered with a flutter of the winking eye.

“I don't see you getting laid, Eloise, so shush.” D-den attempted to wrECK. Only giving me an opportunity.

“Hey Eloise, wanna fix that?

with me?” I offered.

“NO I WANNA JUMP OFF THE ROOF!

COME ON HAIDEN

LETS GO JUMP OFF THE ROOF!” Eloise pleaded.

“Hey, Alexandra, wanna put your money where your mouth is?” D-den burned.

“Does that mean pay to suck some D or V

is so hell yeah

Eloise how much you charging?” I asked.

“Nothing. She is not a prostitute.” D-D-DEN defended.

“NO IM GOING TO GO JUMP OFF THE ROOF

BYE!” Eloise ditched.

“I should go, except I have unfinished contour.” D-den whined.

“Alright D-den, this contour is chocolate scented

And has low-key glitter

it's all done now.” I completed.

“I want more glitter.” D-den bitched.

THE NEXT DAY.

Haiden and Alexandra awoke with a headache, Eloise was found on the roof with a pink streak and vomiting off the side.

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timothystillopf1 · 11 months

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Fundamentals - Children's Story Book - Middle spread.

This week we began work on our final task which is to be a 12-page children's storybook that includes up to 5 children's stories, nursery rhymes, or songs. The stories I have chosen are This Little Piggy, Hickory Dickory Dock, Hey Diddle Diddle, Little Miss Muffet, and Thre Blind Mice.

I decided to start with Hey Diddle Diddle as I figured it would involve the most amount of illustrative work and would take some time to complete as it was important to me that given the length of the story, all visual elements should be present. Because of this, I decided I would go for a 2 page spread in order to avoid clutter amongst the different elements within my scene. the text box (seen on the right of my sketch above) was inspired by memories of Nursery rhyme books I'd had as a child we're parts of the illustration would be whited out to make space for text. In my case though I plan on creating a transparent elliptical so that elements of the background will be able to be made partially visible to help integrate it within the overall image.

I began by creating the back and foregrounds (both separate layers) of my image using the pen tool with a green fill combined with a slightly darker green outline, to create rolling hills across the bottom as well as the rectangle object tool combined with the gradient tool to create the night sky. To polish this off I used the Star object tool and a lot of copy-paste (Command + C, Command + V; Option + Left Click + Drag) to fill the sky with stars. creating a new layer, the first of the elements I decided to draw was the Moon. I created this by using the Elliptical object tool, creating the basic shape of the moon, and then placing 4 ellipticals on the moon and adjusting them using the selection tool. I also made use of the Pathfinder tool in order to create a shadow on the right side to add depth to the subject. I grouped these and added them to the scene.

The first character I decided to draw was the dish (the dish ran away with the spoon) which I began by setting to its own layer and again with the elliptical object tool created the main body of the dish, followed by a light grey elliptical outline to create the center of the dish. the legs and arms of this subject proved to be my first hiccup within my process, while being rusty, I wanted to use simple outlines for the legs and arms of the subject but for reasons at the time, I couldn't get it to happen. I have since figured out why this was not working. Drawing the shapes for the legs and arms using the pen tool, I placed them behind the dish to avoid any clipping or disruption of flow between the body and limbs.

It was at this point I noticed I should have already planned out my text box and size so as not to make any mistakes further on with placement and spacing. I added this to its own layer and placed it at the top of my layers palette as nothing should be able to be placed over the top of it. I chose to lay out the text in a way that each section would be somewhat self-contained for it to be easier to read for children while also being able to follow the objects from left to right alongside reading. I also added a black line through the centre of the page to represent the centre of the spread to avoid my subjects falling into the fold of the book. I created another elliptical and lowered its opacity slightly and added a rounded text box. The font I chose was 'Apple Chancery' as it fits the fairytale-esque tones and nostalgic feeling I had envisioned within my sketch.

Moving on, I added eyes onto the dish and using the pen tool, created a mouth using Bezier curves.

after adding pupils to the dish and a transparent black elliptical for a shadow, I began work on the spoon. I began by first drawing half of the object with the pen tool and reflecting it onto itself to create a symmetrical object and removed the middle line.

I copied the eyes and mouth from the dish and adjusted the curves of the mouth to make it unique from the dish. Also adding another elliptical around them to create the illusion of a face/add depth to the head of the spoon.

much like the dish, I drew the arms, legs, and feet to match the dish so it would appear that they were in motion and running away together as the story tells.

After creating a new layer, I began work on the cow. I started by drawing a long, uneven-shaped oval to act as the body of the animal. After switching the fill of the shape to white, I then added a snout using the elliptical tool with a black outline and fill, with two smaller ellipticals with a darker shade for nostrils. for the top portion of the head, I used a rectangle and pulled in the inner nodes to soften the corners as much as possible then altered the lines with the direct selection tool to create a less flat-topped head shape. The ears were free-handed using bezier curves and turned out far better than I was anticipating and exactly as I envisioned them.

I grouped all objects making up the cow and placed it within my scene above the moon. I could not be happier with how it had turned out, the subject fit perfectly into the scene and didn't look out of place over the moon. I did however feel like something was missing. I decided to add some more depth to the moon by taking three, slightly bigger, ellipticals and layering them, changing them to different shades of blue, and placing them behind the moon to give the moon a glowing effect and have it feel more prominent within the scene.

Now this, I was very nervous for. But I accepted the problem-solving to come. I began drawing the Cat and the Fiddle. I started again with two ellipticals and experimented with their shape using the direct selection tool to see what I could make in relation to a Cat. After a while of experimentation, I settled for what is seen in the screenshot on the right. But next came the really hard part. The fiddle.

Not having any idea how I would even begin drawing a fiddle, let alone one being played, I looked to the internet for some inspiration where I found an image that looked as if it would fit perfectly in what I had already created and what I was envisioning. Placing the image on its own layer and turning it's opacity down to 12%, I began tracing the image using the Pen tool.

entering the layers within this layer, I was able to place the Fiddle onto my subject and it was a perfect fit! Out of curiosity, I decided to lay the image over my subject to get a sense of how my subject should be posed. This urged me to rotate the head slightly as if it were resting on the fiddle, holding it in place much like the image itself. This also aided me in figuring out where I should place the eyes and ears of my subject. I drew some eyes using the pen tool but felt they did not give off the very friendly or playful tone that the rest of my scene gave off. Because of this, I decided to remove the eyes and pupils and 'closed' the backing shape of the eyes to give the result seen above. I added some darker details to represent the patterns of the cats fur and added it to my scene.

Even more so than the cat, I was very nervous about drawing my next subject. I again took to Google and found a .PNG of a laughing dog which would be used as a reference as I'm not very good at hand drawing dogs and wouldn't quite know where to begin digitally either.

Having the reference image made things a lot easier in this portion of my spread. I set the image to a separate layer and set it's opacity to 12%. I began tracing the image using bezier curves and broken points, occasionally hiding the image to make sure everything was looking the way it needed to and to clean up any stray lines. The eyes, mouth, Tongue, Nose, Studs on the collar (ellipticals), and bone (Bezier curves) were all made as separate entities and placed onto the subject after the initial shape was formed.

I added the dog to the scene and placed a Shadow beneath it and I have to say, boy did it tie everything together! After a few finishing touches (resizing the cat, recolouring the cat, adding a shooting star) I was over the moon with how well everything worked! (no pun intended...) I feel like there is a pretty consistent art style across the subjects present in the scene and don't feel there are any colours that don't belong or don't work together. I feel pretty confident that I have accomplished everything I set out to achieve with this in terms of art style and overall feeling of the image. I had so much fun creating this spread and look forward to moving on to the other pages in my book and the challenges they may present. Not only in subject matter but in the use of space also. (sizing restrictions A5 as opposed to A4).

#otago polytechnic #adobe #adobe illustrator #editing #student #bezier curves #design #digital art #digital artwork #Nursery Rhymes #Hey Diddle Diddle

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abgrundsgott · 4 years

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Oh, you can search fad and wide you can drink the whole town dry

But you'll never find a beer so brown (But you'll never find a beer so brown)

As the one we drink in our home town (But you'll never find a beer so brown) As the one we drink in our home town

You can keep your fancy ales you can drink'em by the flagon but the only brew for the brave and true comes from the Green Dragon

Hey oh, to the bottle I go to heal my heart and drown my woe rain may fall and wind may blow but there'll still be many miles to go

Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain and the stream that falls from hills to plain but better than rain or rippling brook is a mug of beer inside the Took!

Blunt the knives, bent the forks smash the bottles and burn the corks chip the glasses and crack the plates that's what Bilbo Baggins hates

Cut the cloth, trail the fat leave the bones on the bedroom mat pour the milk on the pantry floor splash the wine on every door

Dump the corks in the boiling bowl pound them up with a thumping pole and when you've finished if they are whole send them down the hall to roll

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

There's an Inn, there's an Inn a merry old Inn, beneath an old grey hill and there they brew a beer so brown the Man on the Moon himself came down one night to drink his fill

Ohh, the ostler has a tipsy cat that plays the five-string fiddle and up and down he saws his bow now squeaky high now purring low now sawing in the middle

So, the cat on his fiddle played hey-diddle-diddle a jig that would wake the dead he squeaked and he sawed and he quickened the tune while the landlord shook the Man on the Moon "It's after three!" he said now quicker the fiddle went deedle-dum-diddle the dog began to roar the cows and the horses stood on their heads the guests all bounded from their beds and danced upon the floor the round Moon rolled behind the hill as the Sun raised up her head she hardly believed her fiery eyes for though it was day, to her surprise they all went back to bed!

#Hobbit #Medley #Drinking #Peter Hollens #Hank Green #Blunt the Knives #The Green Dragon #Hey Ho to the Bottle I Go #Bofur's Song #Tolkien #Folk #English #Movies #Film #Films #Movie #Smaug

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internetdetectives · 4 years

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11/12/19 - Chat with GHOSTBABEL and BUP

BUP 9:39 AM: "This is good song”

BUP 9:39 AM: "don't mind if I jack this account for a sec”

Slinky 9:40 AM: "ayyy babel”

BUP 9:40 AM: "I'm not babel”

Slinky 9:40 AM: "how you doin pal”

Slinky 9:40 AM: "wait w h a t”

BUP 9:40 AM: "I am stealin' their account without permission”

Slinky 9:40 AM: "oh shit r u sam?”

BUP 9:40 AM: "I am”

BUP 9:40 AM: "a bad guy :wink:”

Wolfcat 9:40 AM: "Sam I am”

ADULT_LINK△ 9:40 AM: "you talkin bout Nouveau Life™️?”

ADULT_LINK△ 9:40 AM: "good shit”

BUP 9:40 AM: "yes”

Slinky 9:41 AM: "wait wait who is jacking babels acc”

BUP 9:41 AM: "a bad guy :wink:”

Slinky 9:41 AM: "okay”

Slinky 9:41 AM: "quick, answer”

Slinky 9:41 AM: "Color or Colour”

BUP 9:43 AM: "coloour”

Slinky 9:43 AM: "okay its british”

BUP 9:43 AM: "cooolooooor”

Xenquility 9:43 AM: "Oh hi”

Slinky 9:43 AM: "too late fucker”

BUP 9:43 AM: "I used two oo's to fuck with you”

BUP 9:43 AM: "but I guess teenage intelligence is limited”

Slinky 9:44 AM: "dont say that shit”

Slinky 9:44 AM: "i only know one british hacker and that is SKM”

BUP 9:44 AM: "I never said I was British”

BUP 9:44 AM: "if you think I'm skm”

BUP 9:44 AM: "I have one thing to say to that”

Slinky 9:44 AM: "bruh you said colour”

Slinky 9:44 AM: "no one in the US says colour”

BUP 9:44 AM: "i said coloour”

BUP 9:44 AM: ":wink:”

Xenquility 9:44 AM: "He could be canadian”

Xenquility 9:44 AM: ":)”

Slinky 9:44 AM: "oh shit do canadians say that too?”

Xenquility 9:44 AM: "Yeah”

Xenquility 9:44 AM: "colour”

Xenquility 9:44 AM: "armour”

Slinky 9:45 AM: "fuck my plans”

Xenquility 9:45 AM: "inb4 jeff has hacked babel”

BUP 9:45 AM: ">when the ID thinks you're SKM but they're actually in danger”

BUP 9:45 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkYAdJHN5X4”

Xenquility 9:45 AM: "Oh”

Slinky 9:45 AM: "well if we are in danger”

Xenquility 9:45 AM: "Why are we in danger?”

BUP 9:45 AM: "Bup”

Slinky 9:45 AM: "b r u h”

Xenquility 9:46 AM: "Simpleflips is gonna blj through our wall and shove us in gbj?”

BUP 9:46 AM: "how dare you.”

ADULT_LINK△ 9:46 AM: "reveal yourself”

Slinky 9:46 AM: "BUP”

ADULT_LINK△ 9:46 AM: ":BUP:”

Xenquility 9:46 AM: "Could you just be easy and tell us who you are”

BUP 9:46 AM: "where's the game then”

BUP 9:46 AM: "you all want to play the game, right?”

Xenquility 9:47 AM: "I mean I guess”

Xenquility 9:47 AM: "Do we at least know who you are? (As in, do we know of your existence?)”

BUP 9:47 AM: "B U P”

Slinky 9:47 AM: "yo canadian hacker”

Xenquility 9:48 AM: "hey Thorin was the one to invite me to the simple discord”

Xenquility 9:48 AM: "he was bupping”

Slinky 9:48 AM: "help us making this logo #🎅art🎅”

ADULT_LINK△ 9:48 AM: ":sBup:”

BUP 9:48 AM: "ᴇxᴄᴜsᴇ ᴍᴇ?”

Xenquility 9:48 AM: "Oh welcome back”

BUP 9:48 AM: "oh look it catches on”

BUP 9:48 AM: "hahaha”

BUP 9:48 AM: "goodbye for now I guess”

ADULT_LINK△ 9:48 AM: "later bupper”

BUP 9:48 AM: "...”

Xenquility 9:49 AM: "What is it with these guys and saying "hahaha" all the time”

Slinky 9:49 AM: "The Bupper”

Slinky 9:49 AM: "new nickname”

BUP 9:49 AM: "ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴍʏ ᴛʀɪᴄᴋ. ɪ ᴍᴜsᴛ ᴀᴅᴍɪᴛ ɪᴛ's sʟɪɢʜᴛʟʏ ᴜɴɴᴇʀᴠɪɴɢ.”

Slinky 9:49 AM: "yo babel its been a while”

Xenquility 9:49 AM: "Also we kind of need you now”

BUP 9:50 AM: "ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴀɴ, xᴇɴ, ʙᴜᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛ ʜɪᴅᴇᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʟʟ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏꜰ ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴇʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ sᴏɴɢ.”

Xenquility 9:51 AM: "Which song? "Terrible country song" narrows it down to just about the entire genre”

BUP 9:51 AM: "ɪᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴀᴄᴛᴏʀs ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪs ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀʀᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴇɴᴅɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴍᴏᴠᴇs. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ.”

BUP 9:51 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM213aMKTHg”

BUP 9:51 AM: "ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.”

Xenquility 9:52 AM: "Oh god”

Wolfcat 9:52 AM: "ʜᴀʜᴀʜᴀ”

Slinky 9:52 AM: "s h i t”

Xenquility 9:52 AM: "What creature is listening to that”

Slinky 9:52 AM: "that song is shit”

ADULT_LINK△ 9:52 AM: "ᶦ ᵃᵐ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵃ ᶫᶦᵗᵗᶫᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵗᶜʰᵉʳ”

Slinky 9:52 AM: "yo i really hope its skm”

BUP 10:04 AM: "ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ sᴏ ᴀᴛʀᴏᴄɪᴏᴜs.”

BUP 10:04 AM: "ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴄʜɴᴏʟᴏɢʏ ᴏꜰ ʀᴀᴅɪᴏ, ʏᴇs?”

Xenquility 10:04 AM: "No never heard of it”

Slinky 10:05 AM: "babel”

Slinky 10:05 AM: "listen to tame impala”

Slinky 10:05 AM: "you will probably like it”

BUP 10:06 AM: "ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴜᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʙᴇɴᴇꜰɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀsʜɪᴘ ᴇɴᴅs ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇsᴛʀᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ.”

BUP 10:06 AM: "sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ sᴜꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴀɴɴᴏʏ ᴍᴇ, ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ.”

Xenquility 10:06 AM: "Do you have any reason to destroy us?”

Slinky 10:07 AM: "lmao”

Wolfcat 10:07 AM: "I think you're giving him one”

Densgivin 10:33 AM: "What happened”

Slinky 10:34 AM: "someone hacked onto babels acount and he is british or canadian because he is stupid”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:34 AM: "brutal”

Slinky 10:34 AM: "also his name is now BUPPER until he reveals his real name”

Densgivin 10:34 AM: "LOL”

Slinky 10:35 AM: "at least im calling he like that”

Jos 10:36 AM: "Reppub”

Jos 10:36 AM: "It's you…”

Jos 10:36 AM: "just jk”

BUP 10:37 AM: "BUP”

BUP 10:37 AM: "will do fine”

Slinky 10:37 AM: "ay bupper”

BUP 10:37 AM: "I think that's cute & funny”

BUP 10:37 AM: "No just BUP”

Slinky 10:38 AM: "BUP”

Wolfcat 10:38 AM: "new character”

Wolfcat 10:38 AM: "Bupboy”

Slinky 10:38 AM: "sounds like another way of saying SKM”

Jos 10:38 AM: "BP”

Jos 10:38 AM: "BU”

BUP 10:38 AM: "you are not BUP slinky”

Jos 10:38 AM: "Hello”

Jos 10:38 AM: "nice to meet ya”

BUP 10:39 AM: "I truly wish I could say I was skm and fulfill your every theorizing desire but alas I am not”

BUP 10:39 AM: "I'm just a bad guy :wink:”

Slinky 10:39 AM: “then....”

Jos 10:39 AM: "hoax?”

Slinky 10:39 AM: "AO SKM”

Slinky 10:39 AM: "im not giving up buddy”

BUP 10:39 AM: "In fact I like this account”

BUP 10:39 AM: "I think I will lock out your friend”

Slinky 10:40 AM: "okay sorry”

BUP 10:40 AM: "it's funny”

Slinky 10:40 AM: "you are not SKM”

BUP 10:40 AM: "he's very frantic right now”

BUP 10:40 AM: "she's?”

Slinky 10:40 AM: "tf u mean with she's”

Slinky 10:40 AM: “babel is an alpha male”

BUP 10:40 AM: "ghostbabel”

BUP 10:40 AM: "the owner of this account”

BUP 10:40 AM: "oh well I don't like to assume”

PAKO 10:40 AM: "lost video”

BUP 10:40 AM: "anyways they seem to have great power”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:41 AM: "respectable”

Slinky 10:41 AM: "okay bup”

Slinky 10:41 AM: "lemme ask you something”

BUP 10:41 AM: "but sadly it's not enough to overcome me”

BUP 10:41 AM: "I am placed higher”

Wolfcat 10:41 AM: "Dude”

Wolfcat 10:41 AM: "How HIGH do you have to be”

Slinky 10:41 AM: "are you the owner of SecretFamilly”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:41 AM: ":howHigh:”

BUP 10:41 AM: ":high:”

Slinky 10:41 AM: "i probably said the name wrong”

Wolfcat 10:42 AM: "ɢʜᴏsᴛʙᴀʙᴇ”

Xenquility 10:42 AM: "Why exactly are you a bad guy?”

PAKO 10:43 AM: "what happened in the end with tyler?”

BUP 10:43 AM: "because of stuff like this right?”

Slinky 10:43 AM: "ɢʜᴏsᴛʙup”

BUP 10:43 AM: "you were collaborating with this entity”

BUP 10:43 AM: "and now you are not”

BUP 10:43 AM: ":wink:”

Slinky 10:43 AM: "Holy shit you changed name fast”

Xenquility 10:43 AM: "(To be fair the guy himself is kinda a terrible person)”

Xenquility 10:43 AM: "Have you diddled any kids?”

Jos 10:44 AM: "the real question is”

Jos 10:44 AM: "are you just blocking our access to GB and nothing else”

PAKO 10:44 AM: "start life”

BUP 10:44 AM: "i don't know”

BUP 10:44 AM: "depends on what I feel like doing”

Xenquility 10:45 AM: "I can respect that”

Jos 10:45 AM: "ah, arbitrary fun, keep going”

Xenquility 10:45 AM: "Like playing games?”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:45 AM: "at the very least i respect your meme taste :sBup:”

Xenquility 10:45 AM: ":BUP:”

Jos 10:45 AM: "amborgesa”

BUP 10:45 AM: "ooh”

BUP 10:45 AM: "a game sounds fun”

BUP 10:45 AM: "what kind of game should we play”

Xenquility 10:45 AM: "Up to you”

Jos 10:45 AM: "what about destroying luna”

BUP 10:45 AM: "pfft”

BUP 10:45 AM: "pass”

Xenquility 10:46 AM: "Are you jevil lmao”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:46 AM: ":Jefault:”

Jos 10:46 AM: "what about, saving the timeline?”

Slinky 10:46 AM: "BUP stands for Brad Ulcher Parker”

BUP 10:46 AM: "jevil lol”

BUP 10:46 AM: "what does that even mean”

BUP 10:46 AM: "like in a literal sense”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:46 AM: "jester devil”

BUP 10:47 AM: "oh”

Slinky 10:47 AM: "lmfao”

BUP 10:47 AM: "i kinda like that”

Slinky 10:47 AM: "Toad Jester Devil”

BUP 10:47 AM: "oh hang on”

BUP 10:47 AM: "your friend is trying to use that thing you gave them”

BUP 10:47 AM: "ok back”

Slinky 10:47 AM: "huh?”

Xenquility 10:47 AM: "Welcome back”

Xenquility 10:47 AM: "Helper's hat”

Slinky 10:48 AM: "oh the hat”

Xenquility 10:48 AM: "Anyways at least you have a sense of humor”

BUP 10:48 AM: "idk i was thinking more like a flash game or sumthin”

BUP 10:48 AM: "but you guys are so bent on being serious”

Slinky 10:49 AM: "suck my weenie”

Xenquility 10:49 AM: "We can play some flash games”

BUP 10:49 AM: "fine if we play a fun game”

Xenquility 10:49 AM: "You guys up for monopoly?”

PAKO 10:49 AM: "what weeine?”

BUP 10:49 AM: "i'll make the stakes serious”

BUP 10:49 AM: "how about that”

Xenquility 10:49 AM: "Uh”

Xenquility 10:49 AM: "I'm fine with just normal games but I'm also guessing we have to chose the serious option”

BUP 10:50 AM: "the good shit”

Jos 10:50 AM: "tell me about this game”

Wolfcat 10:50 AM: ":flushed:”

PAKO 10:50 AM: "HHAHHHAHAHAJA”

Xenquility 10:50 AM: "If Ghostbabel ever comes back can we all agree to call him unit 344”

Slinky 10:50 AM: "why”

Jos 10:50 AM: “what about unit420”

Slinky 10:50 AM: "ghostbabel is cooler”

PAKO 10:51 AM: "babel”

Xenquility 10:51 AM: "unit 344 was his wyndstrom name”

Jos 10:51 AM: "@BUP what game are we talking about”

Xenquility 10:51 AM: "and I like bupman”

Slinky 10:51 AM: "i know it was his specimen number lel”

Slinky 10:51 AM: "yo bupman”

BUP 10:51 AM: "idk”

BUP 10:51 AM: "pick a good game”

BUP 10:51 AM: "something fun”

BUP 10:51 AM: "monopoly is the most boring shit of all time”

BUP 10:51 AM: "garbage tier board game tbh”

Jos 10:52 AM: "russian monopoly”

Jos 10:52 AM: "you share everything”

Slinky 10:52 AM: "MineSweeper”

Wolfcat 10:52 AM: "captain :b:oad”

PAKO 10:52 AM: ".ussrmonopoly”

Jos 10:52 AM: "nah alright so”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:52 AM: "romhacked mario64 online”

Xenquility 10:52 AM: "YES”

Xenquility 10:52 AM: "GOD YES”

Xenquility 10:52 AM: "I would kill for some mario64 online right now”

Wolfcat 10:53 AM: "Oh?”

Slinky 10:53 AM: "marioK64 is neat”

Wolfcat 10:53 AM: "Sounds like something a traitor would say”

Wolfcat 10:53 AM: “:thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking:”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:53 AM: "oof mario kart 64 is fun”

Wolfcat 10:53 AM: "Anyone find it strange how Xen was the one who recorded the call? And in perfect GM quality?”

Wolfcat 10:53 AM: ":thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking:”

Xenquility 10:54 AM: ""Perfect GM quality"”

Wolfcat 10:54 AM: "our gms arent very good”

BUP 10:54 AM: "^”

Slinky 10:54 AM: "are you guys talking about meta shit when a character is around, rude”

Xenquility 10:54 AM: "Sometimes you have to take things into your own hands”

Xenquility 10:54 AM: " -wolfjack”

Wolfcat 10:54 AM: "im kiddign dont spite me”

Xenquility 10:54 AM: ";)”

Slinky 10:54 AM: "how do you feel about that bup?”

Jos 10:55 AM: "come at me”

BUP 10:55 AM: "dude”

PAKO 10:55 AM: "ups”

BUP 10:55 AM: "the pokespam”

BUP 10:55 AM: "why”

Slinky 10:55 AM: "i like bup”

Slinky 10:55 AM: "i also hate the pokespam”

BUP 10:56 AM: "you shouldn't”

BUP 10:56 AM: "I'm thinking of erasing this mofo”

Xenquility 10:56 AM: "Hey Bup I have a question”

PAKO 10:56 AM: "idk that”

PAKO 10:56 AM: "sorry”

Slinky 10:56 AM: "dont say shit about babel”

Slinky 10:56 AM: "u wanna throw hands bitch?”

PAKO 10:56 AM: "who”

Xenquility 10:56 AM: "wait nvm”

Xenquility 10:56 AM: "Anyone got an idea for a game?”

BUP 10:58 AM: "y'all suggested it and now I'm sitting her squattin”

Slinky 10:58 AM: "AHEM whtcg AHEM”

BUP 10:58 AM: "setting up an emu for a romhack seems like a lot of effort tbh”

Xenquility 10:58 AM: "Yeah but in mario64 you might get to see your dad again”

Xenquility 10:58 AM: "He's in the castle somewhere”

BUP 10:58 AM: "what the fuck”

PAKO 10:58 AM: "uh”

Slinky 10:58 AM: "xen he is gonna kill babel the fuck”

Wolfcat 10:58 AM: "you boys seriously about to play vidya with a character”

Slinky 10:59 AM: "we are”

Slinky 10:59 AM: "well”

Wolfcat 10:59 AM: “:smh:”

Slinky 10:59 AM: "xen is”

Xenquility 10:59 AM: "I was making a joke about him being a bup lmao”

PAKO 10:59 AM: "wadafuq”

Wolfcat 10:59 AM: "i knew he was a traitor”

Xenquility 10:59 AM: "No I'm not”

Xenquility 10:59 AM: "Everything is great.”

PAKO 10:59 AM: "yes he was a fucking traitor”

BUP 10:59 AM: "yo i was talking about pako”

BUP 10:59 AM: "not babel”

Slinky 10:59 AM: "oh pako”

BUP 10:59 AM: "babel is kawaii”

Xenquility 10:59 AM: "Exactly stop yelling at me”

PAKO 11:00 AM: "i never talk with bup”

Slinky 11:00 AM: "pako ur gonna die my lad xddddd”

BUP 11:00 AM: "also i def confirmed this stupid mofo (babel) has been trollin”

PAKO 11:00 AM: "why”

Slinky 11:00 AM: "trollin who”

PAKO 11:00 AM: "why i going to die?”

Slinky 11:01 AM: "bup said he/she uwu is gonna destroy yo”

Wolfcat 11:01 AM: "i miss spingirl”

Wolfcat 11:01 AM: "welcome back spingirl”

PAKO 11:01 AM: "thank you @bup to want to destroy me”

Jos 11:02 AM: "actually if babel is here, she is already attacking you on another front you are not aware to”

BUP 11:02 AM: "im not going to kill you relax”

Jos 11:02 AM: "he*”

BUP 11:02 AM: "i was mad you were posting so much pokespam in here”

PAKO 11:02 AM: "ah ok”

BUP 11:02 AM: "babel is def a girl tho”

Xenquility 11:02 AM: "Hot”

PAKO 11:02 AM: "I did not know that sorry”

Slinky 11:02 AM: "no she isnt”

Slinky 11:02 AM: "FUCK”

BUP 11:03 AM: "ok cuck”

Xenquility 11:03 AM: "I knew the way she acted around me wasn't coincidental”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:03 AM: "whore”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:03 AM: "?”

Slinky 11:03 AM: "babel is my mother and she is not a girl”

Slinky 11:03 AM: "i can confirm”

BUP 11:03 AM: "i can confirm that maybe they don't identify as female”

PAKO 11:03 AM: "i've a charizard:fire: :fire”

Wolfcat 11:04 AM: "no wonder they always looked down on us”

Wolfcat 11:04 AM: "typical stacey”

Xenquility 11:04 AM: "dominatrix”

Xenquility 11:04 AM: "not exactly my cup of tea but”

Slinky 11:04 AM: ":okay:”

Slinky 11:04 AM: "how do you dare calling babel a dominatrix”

Wolfcat 11:05 AM: "is he wrong?”

Xenquility 11:05 AM: "didn't she prey on kids too?”

Wolfcat 11:05 AM: "why you always callin people pedos”

Slinky 11:05 AM: "...d-did she?...”

BUP 11:05 AM: "i don't think that factoid was ever confirmed”

PAKO 11:05 AM: "pedos:regi: :regi:”

BUP 11:05 AM: "just speculated”

Xenquility 11:06 AM: "close enough”

BUP 11:06 AM: "they are def a troll”

Xenquility 11:06 AM: "Like a literal troll or an internet troll?”

Slinky 11:06 AM: "HOMESTUCK TROLL”

PAKO 11:06 AM: ":person_walking: :dash: this are pedos”

Slinky 11:06 AM: "lmao”

PAKO 11:07 AM: "fuck”

PAKO 11:07 AM: "hahahah is that”

Wolfcat 11:07 AM: "I think "preyed on kids" means they like fucked with kids”

Wolfcat 11:07 AM: "not like literally”

Xenquility 11:07 AM: "ik”

Slinky 11:07 AM: "plot twist”

Wolfcat 11:08 AM: "but i dunno 979 deeplore”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:08 AM: ":honl:”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:08 AM: ":turboass:”

Slinky 11:08 AM: "bbabel is both a homestuck troll and a real troll with long nose”

PAKO 11:08 AM: "ooh”

BUP 11:08 AM: "maybe that is your prize”

BUP 11:08 AM: "for our game”

PAKO 11:08 AM: ":hando:”

PAKO 11:08 AM: ":dork:”

BUP 11:09 AM: "if you win I will discover and spill this fool's entire true deeplore”

PAKO 11:09 AM: ":grethpoint:”

Xenquility 11:09 AM: "hell yes”

BUP 11:09 AM: "but if i win”

BUP 11:09 AM: "well”

BUP 11:09 AM: "hmmm”

Slinky 11:09 AM: ".........”

BUP 11:09 AM: "what would be that good?”

Xenquility 11:09 AM: "you can smash babel”

BUP 11:09 AM: "that sounds fun!”

Xenquility 11:09 AM: "as in sexual intercourse not murder”

BUP 11:09 AM: "but i'm not sure i can”

Wolfcat 11:09 AM: "that'd piss babel off”

BUP 11:09 AM: "i did say they are pretty stronk”

Wolfcat 11:09 AM: "maybe the only winning move is not to play”

Xenquility 11:09 AM: "Just tie them down with some bdsm shit”

BUP 11:09 AM: "i know!”

Xenquility 11:09 AM: "They're a dominatrix anyways”

Wolfcat 11:10 AM: "and send pics”

BUP 11:10 AM: "I will take someone hostage”

BUP 11:10 AM: "but I won't say who”

Slinky 11:10 AM: "oh fucking nice”

Xenquility 11:10 AM: "why”

BUP 11:10 AM: "because the stakes are high”

BUP 11:10 AM: "and that makes the game interesting”

BUP 11:10 AM: "however”

PAKO 11:10 AM: ":ghost:”

BUP 11:10 AM: "in return”

Slinky 11:10 AM: "so xen, play and win bc i dont wanna play the: uh where is this dude game again”

PAKO 11:10 AM: ":ghost: babel”

BUP 11:10 AM: "if you lose, i will also let this character go”

BUP 11:10 AM: "after i spill their secrets”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:10 AM: "i uh”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:10 AM: i think i'm gonna go to sleep”

Slinky 11:11 AM: "oh”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:11 AM: "its 8:10 AM now”

Slinky 11:11 AM: "the secrets?”

PAKO 11:11 AM: "is the shortname”

Xenquility 11:11 AM: "wait so if we win we get Babel's secrets and the guy back?”

Slinky 11:11 AM: "gm and gn thorin”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:11 AM: "i stayed up a liiiiiiiitle late”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:11 AM: "o/ nighto frens”

Xenquility 11:11 AM: "I AM BECOME JEFFUMS”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:11 AM: "identity theft”

BUP 11:11 AM: "wait maybe i phrased that wrong”

Slinky 11:11 AM: "OH NO”

Slinky 11:11 AM: "NOW I HAVE TWO DADS”

BUP 11:12 AM: "if you lose you win you get babel back after i spill their secrets”

PAKO 11:12 AM: ":two_men_holding_hands:”

BUP 11:12 AM: "if you lose i will let them go anyway”

PAKO 11:12 AM: "our fathers slinky”

BUP 11:12 AM: "you don't get their secrets”

Slinky 11:12 AM: "so no hostage?”

BUP 11:12 AM: "but i move on somewhere else”

BUP 11:12 AM: "let's put it that way”

Xenquility 11:12 AM: "So basically if we lose you leave”

PAKO 11:12 AM: "uuhh”

BUP 11:12 AM: "not at all :wink:”

Wolfcat 11:12 AM: "sounds like a win win”

Xenquility 11:12 AM: "I am so confused but okay”

BUP 11:13 AM: "don't overthink it”

BUP 11:13 AM: "oh I have a good idea”

BUP 11:13 AM: "can anyone livestream?”

BUP 11:13 AM: "how about a speedrun”

PAKO 11:14 AM: "nop”

Xenquility 11:14 AM: "of what”

PAKO 11:14 AM: "a speedrun in what game?”

BUP 11:14 AM: "let's see, what would be appropriate?”

PAKO 11:15 AM: "minecraft”

Xenquility 11:15 AM: "Refunct”

PAKO 11:15 AM: "the world record speedrun is 0.47seconds”

BUP 11:16 AM: "pfft i don't expect any world record breaking speedruns”

BUP 11:16 AM: "I'll set a time limit of reasonable expectation”

Xenquility 11:16 AM: "Is that a yes to refunct?”

PAKO 11:16 AM: "but try at least”

BUP 11:17 AM: "refunct looks cute”

BUP 11:17 AM: "what about breath of the wild?”

BUP 11:17 AM: "i think that would be fun”

BUP 11:17 AM: "i am willing to discuss this”

BUP 11:17 AM: "I like having fun.”

BUP 11:17 AM: "it would be interesting because i could also set the parameter for completion”

BUP 11:17 AM: "like just 'killing ganon' would be kinda boring since some people can do that in like 30 mins”

Slinky 11:19 AM: "Stream in twich tho”

Slinky 11:19 AM: "I can't watch discord strens”

Wolfcat 11:19 AM: "Collect all Koroks”

BUP 11:19 AM: "I was thinking more like, acquire the Master Sword and walk to a certain point in the game”

Slinky 11:20 AM: "Yo wolf”

Wolfcat 11:20 AM: "Yo stinky”

Slinky 11:20 AM: "And btw stream the speedrun on twich pls :(“

Xenquility 11:21 AM: "k so who here is good at botw”

ARGdov 11:21 AM: "morning all”

ARGdov 11:21 AM: "have I missed much”

Xenquility 11:21 AM: "Morning Dov”

Slinky 11:21 AM: "Mornin”

Xenquility 11:21 AM: "Babel may be dying”

ARGdov 11:21 AM: "well, shitt”

Xenquility 11:21 AM: "Some guy has taken over is account named bup”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:21 AM: "yall botw speedrunning is nuts”

Xenquility 11:21 AM: "Bup is probably evil but he seems cool”

Xenquility 11:21 AM: "Likes to have fun”

ARGdov 11:21 AM: "ok so bup isnt a new player, cool”

BUP 11:22 AM: "they call me the jevil”

BUP 11:22 AM: "OOoooooOOooOooOo”

ARGdov 11:22 AM: "hai”

Wolfcat 11:22 AM: "i elect”

Wolfcat 11:22 AM: "thorin”

BUP 11:22 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkYAdJHN5X4”

ARGdov 11:22 AM: "well, good to meet you BUP”

Slinky 11:22 AM: "I can do ANYTHING”

ARGdov 11:22 AM: "Im ARGdov. My one claim to fame is fucking things up for the group spectacularly one time and thats it”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:22 AM: "i'd love to try to speedrun something but i hve to sleep”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:22 AM: "ive been up all night”

Xenquility 11:23 AM: "Ay was it Thorin or Circle that played the hell out of botw?”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:23 AM: "circo streamed it”

BUP 11:23 AM: "I assume this will take time to prepare anyways for someone”

Slinky 11:23 AM: "Yo BUP 1v1 ultrafigth kyanta”

ARGdov 11:24 AM: "holy fuck”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:24 AM: "what fuckin mc speedrun is 47 seconds”

ARGdov 11:24 AM: "I just jumped up and looked at Circles new timeline thing”

ARGdov 11:24 AM: "this is a fucking headache”

PAKO 11:24 AM: "yeah 47 seconds”

Slinky 11:24 AM: "YEAH RIGHT?”

Xenquility 11:24 AM: "Idk what the hell it is”

Slinky 11:24 AM: "It hurts to watch”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:24 AM: "thats 47 minutes ya doof”

Xenquility 11:24 AM: "For some reason people started assuming the mad Tyler was from ao”

Xenquility 11:24 AM: "(For literally no reason)”

PAKO 11:25 AM: "47 seconds with hacks”

PAKO 11:25 AM: "8 min is the world record without hacks”

Slinky 11:25 AM: ":hand: :hando:”

PAKO 11:25 AM: "https://youtu.be/C2uQOkrvgvs”

ARGdov 11:26 AM: "@/Mr. Circle\ you're probs busy atm but when you can maybe elaborate on this crazy diagram you made with the timelines”

PAKO 11:26 AM: "is a canadian guy”

Slinky 11:26 AM: ":hand: :jack_o_lantern: :hando:”

Slinky 11:26 AM: "Your arg, hand it over”

ARGdov 11:27 AM: "ok, so”

ARGdov 11:27 AM: "Im thinking what circles thinking is um”

ARGdov 11:27 AM: "well its complicated but I think I understand it”

Slinky 11:28 AM: "I dont”

Xenquility 11:28 AM: "COUGH That timeline is wrong COUGH”

ARGdov 11:28 AM: "I mean, I wouldnt be surprised”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:28 AM: "yall just havent woken your 3rd eye”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:28 AM: ":hylotl_eyes:”

ARGdov 11:28 AM: "but Im trying to grasp onto SOMETHING to make sense of everything thats gone down”

Slinky 11:29 AM: "I can't wake it up yet”

Slinky 11:29 AM: "I'm too young”

BUP 11:29 AM: "it's funny because none of it is simple and yet at the same time the entire thing makes sense and is simple”

BUP 11:29 AM: "BUP”

Slinky 11:29 AM: "BUP”

Xenquility 11:29 AM: "My understanding is: Tyler wanted to end his suffering, so the bad guys told him something like, "Hey if you get these internet detectives to fuck off we'll let you live" So then he tried to do that”

Xenquility 11:29 AM: "But they didn't kill him”

BUP 11:29 AM: ".yt bup”

Wolfcat 11:29 AM: "BUP”

Wolfcat 11:29 AM: " UP”

ARGdov 11:29 AM: "ok that would make sense”

Xenquility 11:30 AM: "And apparently Erika is canon”

Slinky 11:30 AM: "BrapBoy @Wolfcat”

ARGdov 11:30 AM: "but whats up with the video acknowledhing that this is an ARG, and acknowledging the 4th wall”

Wolfcat 11:30 AM: "You must clear your thinking”

Wolfcat 11:30 AM: "Compartamentalize”

Xenquility 11:30 AM: "I mean”

ARGdov 11:30 AM: "i.e it thanks Jad and Nintendo for "giving me so much to play with"”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:30 AM: "dov”

ARGdov 11:30 AM: "yes”

Slinky 11:30 AM: "That's all Tyler trying to end the arg”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:30 AM: "the video was AO tyler acting out of character”

Slinky 11:30 AM: "Btw”

Slinky 11:30 AM: "Anyone has it?”

Xenquility 11:30 AM: "In character, we're to assume everything is real. Calling all a "Stupid joke" would be the easiest way to get us off their trail”

Slinky 11:30 AM: "I need to watch it”

ARGdov 11:30 AM: "ok how do we know that?”

Slinky 11:31 AM: "The intro fog deleted”

Xenquility 11:31 AM: "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING AO FROM”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:31 AM: "meaning it was OG tyler playing the role of AO tyler breaking his character”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:31 AM: "idk it seems fuckin obvious!”

ARGdov 11:31 AM: "so OG Tyler, whos been kidnapped and taken to the AO timeline”

Slinky 11:31 AM: "ANYONE HAS THE VID WHERE TYLER BREAKS 4TH”

ARGdov 11:31 AM: "was forced to pretend to be AO Tyler 'breaking character', and ending the ARG”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:31 AM: "well”

ARGdov 11:31 AM: "to throw....someone off track”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:32 AM: "idk about our tyler being forced to be ao tyler”

ARGdov 11:32 AM: "well I mean”

Wolfcat 11:32 AM: "Ha ha ha ha.”

Xenquility 11:32 AM: "As far as I can guess ao Tyler is dead”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:32 AM: "fuck”

Xenquility 11:32 AM: "Which is why they needed ours”

ARGdov 11:32 AM: "it followed up with him being like "FUCK NO I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FREE"”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:32 AM: "i need to stop and get my ass to sleep”

Wolfcat 11:32 AM: "thinkin about beans sorry”

ARGdov 11:32 AM: "so ok maybe he was coerced into it idk”

Slinky 11:32 AM: "Yo wolf”

BUP 11:32 AM: "damn so like i feel like big moments in these chats these days have accompanying music but i dont”

ARGdov 11:32 AM: "thats not the important thing”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:32 AM: "o shit someone say beans”

ARGdov 11:32 AM: "beans”

BUP 11:32 AM: "BEANS”

Slinky 11:32 AM: "Beans?”

ARGdov 11:32 AM: "also how do we know Erika is canon?”

Wolfcat 11:32 AM: "what do you want slinky”

Xenquility 11:32 AM: "Beans are more important than jid”

Xenquility 11:32 AM: "Erika's tribute video”

Slinky 11:33 AM: "you archive everything rite?”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:33 AM: "she posted new content”

Wolfcat 11:33 AM: "ill update the timeline later”

Xenquility 11:33 AM: "Featured all new footage”

Xenquility 11:33 AM: "With Greth”

Slinky 11:33 AM: "No wait”

ARGdov 11:33 AM: "there's footage in it we dont recognize, thats all. that doesnt have to mean anything. we could just be forgetting it exists”

Wolfcat 11:33 AM: "someone said they archived the intro to the silentdork vid”

Wolfcat 11:33 AM: "i dont have it myself”

Xenquility 11:33 AM: "And she left the discord as soon as we found her channel”

Slinky 11:33 AM: "Ahhh”

Slinky 11:33 AM: "Almost”

Slinky 11:33 AM: "I'm so close to watching it”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:33 AM: "b e a n”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:33 AM: "ah fuck my foots starting to hurt fuck this shit i'm goin to sleep”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:33 AM: "nighto 4 real this time”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:33 AM: "beans”

Wolfcat 11:34 AM: "there were some vids that arent properly archived”

Slinky 11:34 AM: "Beans!”

Wolfcat 11:34 AM: "erika is apparently a SUPERFAN”

BUP 11:35 AM: "who is that smonkin”

Xenquility 11:35 AM: "

f Erika's video doesn't have any new footage then we've missed a good 3 and a half minutes of footage”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:36 AM: "dunno just found a beans image and added it to my folder”

Wolfcat 11:36 AM: "erika”

Wolfcat 11:36 AM: "more like”

Wolfcat 11:36 AM: "hairika”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:36 AM: "i keep misreading erika as etika and that makes me sad”

Slinky 11:36 AM: "

Yo is Erika the girl on her pfp?

Slinky 11:36 AM: "Like the girl on her yt pfp?”

Wolfcat 11:36 AM: ":edit1::edit2:”

PAKO 11:38 AM: "https://youtu.be/GWAlYC8NZzU”

ARGdov 11:40 AM: "I did just watch the video again cause I wasnt focusing too much on it before”

ARGdov 11:40 AM: "and yeah ok this is new”

ARGdov 11:40 AM: "this has been”

ARGdov 11:40 AM: "such a fucking mindfuck”

BUP 11:43 AM: "okay well i will retreat for now”

BUP 11:43 AM: "i hope we can play our game soon”

ARGdov 11:43 AM: "see ya BUP”

PAKO 11:44 AM: "https://youtu.be/WRzIuC2MKOU”

Jos 11:50 AM: "@Upd8”

Jos 11:50 AM: "https://youtu.be/r1w5VBYl6cc”

Jos 11:50 AM: "Wait

Jos 11:50 AM: "Why did youtube just warned me

Jos 11:50 AM: "Fuck you youtube

Eevee Reborn 11:55 AM: "There was a whole begining to that video that's gone now”

ARGdov 11:56 AM: "shit yeah what the hell”

ARGdov 11:56 AM: "the whole "out of character" bits gone”

((...))

ADULT_LINK△ 6:40 PM: "yall ever do bomb boosts”

BUP 6:59 PM: "bomboost”

Xenquility 7:00 PM: "Hey bup”

ADULT_LINK△ 7:01 PM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEtHpCfi_DE”

Wolfcat 7:01 PM: "you guys should speedrun Buphead”

BUP 7:30 PM: "no matter how hard you try”

BUP 7:30 PM: "you will never be this good”

BUP 7:30 PM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_n52JJpwe8”

ADULT_LINK△ 7:31 PM: "damn that musta taken like. a lot of tries to get that set up and timed”

Xenquility 7:33 PM: "Thorin you willing to do the run?”

ADULT_LINK△ 7:34 PM: "uhhh”

ADULT_LINK△ 7:34 PM: "i havent touched botw in a while”

ADULT_LINK△ 7:34 PM: "my switch still has my freinds blood on it from the car crash too”

ADULT_LINK△ 7:34 PM: "i havent gotten around to cleaning that off or really touching the switch at all”

Xenquility 7:37 PM: "Does anyone here actually play botw then?”

BUP 7:38 PM: "oh well”

Xenquility 7:38 PM: "What does "oh well" mean”

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