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thegetoufather · 1 year

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goin a little manic thinking abt an erejean sandwich...specifically where eren's in the middle of said sandwich getting pussydrunk on you, effectively leaving you both absolutely stupid and needy, while also getting the attitude fucked out of him by jean

oh….plz my head broke a little bit

because eren doesn’t listen to you, not when you whine that its too much or when youre blubbering from being so sensitive.

he hums drunkenly in response, looking up at you all half lidded before sucking at your clit again. your head falls back against the pillow, practically melting into the sheets. you weakly extend your hand out to thread in his chocolate locks, only to brush past jean’s large fingers.

“sorry baby.” his voice is a low rumble, the clearest sound in the bedroom that pulls your focus back to earth.

jean punctuates the sentence with a roll of his hips, making eren moan into you as he slides up your sex with the force. the motion makes him lick a flat stripe with his tongue, your nerves on fire as you watch jean make a mess of eren. It makes you needy, clenching down on nothing as you wait for jean to notice what you want. so you reach out for him, brushing past his fingers in the mess of eren’s hair.

jean’s smiling down at you, lacing your fingers with his before tightening his grip in erens hair. “gimme a minute baby. need to finish putting him in his place”

#ive been thinking about this a lot so thank you anon #u are a gift #i love this sammich so much #and pussydrunk eren is my favorite #aot smut #eren jaeger smut #jean kirschtein smut #erejean smut

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bp-zb1fics · 1 year

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your reblogs to my posts never fail to make me laugh fr

ily 💜💜💜 i'm literally the most unfunny person irl so thank you for appreciating my written comedy~

#u are a gift #and ur anons are wild #idk if i ever want to reach that level #but my anons are a pretty quiet bunch most of the time #until i drop a leejeong fic or u send someone to haunt me for not having a bias #chaos upon my household #bp zb1fics answers #zerobaseonefics

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skellydun · 7 months

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I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.

#guess what our employee appreciation gift was. a chair. 100+ dollars on a camping chair for each HQ employee? why not just...#i was just like gee. glad u appreciate me. u ever heard of how companies can shower u with free swag but it doesnt distract from the #horrible culture???#like yes dont give us that 100 dollars but give me an ugly chair with our company logo that i had to lug up a hill.#im just tired of this aspect of HR i think. need me some new scenery

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bugeyedfreaks · 11 months

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#powerpuff girls #ppg #blossom #bubbles #buttercup #girls when #I bring you all the gift of a cursed shitpost #my favorite thing is how fuzzy’s eyes came out cihshdowhjxje #u know he ded

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sonhogentil · 11 months

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what'd she mean by that 🤔 missed the vtmb vampire lesbians so

pandora (girl with beanie) belongs to @napelf

#ocs #personal art #gift art #i will not answer questions at this time goobye #marilyn loves pythons is all u need to know

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ladysantos · 5 months

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play dos2? for them 🥺

#if u liked bg3 u might like dos2 too!!!#this was a gift for my friend @louquorice on twitter hehe #dos2 #divinity original sin 2 #lohsebille #lohse #sebille #my art

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twinstxrs · 5 months

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brennan reintroducing the bad kids with genuine titles they hold in canon like “archdevil” “captain of the owlbears” & “risen saint” but adding “holder of the tin flower” to gorgug’s intro because of how gorgug offering his tin flower to fabian, even after they fought, so effectively represents the type of person gorgug is (a kind one).

#what if i died #gorgug thistlespring #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #if u think about it this is a win for the thistlecaster agenda (i’m delusional)#fellas is it gay if offering a tin flower to my bro which he later got put on the ax holster he gifted me is a core tenet of my character?#(no)#idk if tenet is the right word there but whatever it’s 5 a.m. idc at this point #but anyways. zac oyama characters you are often so kind & i love that about you.

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barghest-land · 20 days

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drawings from paleo expedition to dagestan, done right on the trip. sometimes messy when it was cold and rainy, but i won't correct it. i think it's cool to leave it just the way it was done, and not retouch it after. there will be more drawings later, but those will be done from home

#i need to draw for 2 museums at least to then send it to them as a gift cuz people there were so nice???? AAAA #and yeah im definitely doing back #maybe in autumn... who knows #barghestland #art #artists on tumblr #and #paleoart #???#in a way it is i guess #also i usually don't share things from my sketchbook. but these drawings hold so many nice memories #of clouds that hide top of the mountains #of sitting on a rock #drawing and seeing a scorpion vibing next to u (tiny friend!)#of leaning on a big cow and almost falling asleep on a field with her after the rain #of... forgetting the pain too #of not wanting to even talk about the wonderful time i've had. because it was only for me to remember #so much happened up in the mountains that i'll never forget #thank u big rocks and soil and grass and apricot trees i love you #...#paleoland

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newttxt · 17 days

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the slobber is surely law’s fault

#one piece #luffy #trafalgar law #lulaw #gross traffy… why do u always make it so slobbery #asks the guy with half a foot of tongue lolling out #happy birthday to me for real~#gifting myself a self indulgent comic

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seiwas · 19 days

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you wear katsuki’s clothes to bed.

among all your cotton and silk pajamas, you prefer the thinning fabric of his faded tees. there are holes in some of them, just a few more seams away from their undoing as they fit far too large on you—but that’s why you love them.

they’re comfy and worn; lived in with love from the man that you love. when katsuki is gone for days or weeks at a time, you find his warmth intertwined within the threads of his t-shirts. when the fabric presses against your back, the bed doesn’t feel nearly as empty as it is.

(though it can never replace him. nothing can, you fear.)

“hoggin’ all my shirts,” he tuts, but you know it means nothing. the roll of white fabric is neatly folded unto itself, its crisp corners unfurling once handed over.

you giggle, shaking off its folds and fitting the hem right over your head. from the corner of your eye, you see katsuki’s gaze, watching you wrangle the fabric over you as the towel wrapped around your body slowly drops to the floor.

he turns away then, a little too quickly, a little too abruptly. if you look at him now, you’re sure you’ll find flushed cheeks and crimson eyes burning in shame for wanting you so inopportunely.

“guess you’ll just have to take me with it then.”