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Twins Danny and Damian but! They both know where the other is (Damian going to Bruce and Danny being sent to the Fentons on a mission at a young age), has kept in touch and all that.
They just...never got around to telling anyone about the other.
That is until Danny comes interrupting Damian on patrol one night in a panic, pushes a bundle into his arms and hurriedly says "Read our texts! It'll explain! I gotta go, got a fruitloop on my tail! Be back when I can!"
And rushes off. When Damian looks down at the bundle in his arm, ignoring the yelling on comms and Nightwing rushing over, he is stunned to see a almost identical face to that of his brother staring back at him, only he can tell its female from the more delicate features.
When he later reads the texts his brother sent during his patrol... well he's tempted to go fruitloop hunting but he has a niece to take of... and inform his father of his granddaughter he's currently holding.
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Dpxdc Au - Tim and Danny are Twins, have been through all the introductions and after a few years decide to have The Audacity.
At some point it hits the two of them, that they really do act alike sometimes. Like, mannerisms and small detail micro expressions, the whole nine, so Danny and Tim decide to take advantage of this.
Parent trap style swapping but all within the same household, they cut their hair and swap clothes, and get in a few practice runs around the halls of Wayne Manor. No one in the family catches them through at least 3 family dinners, so they go for the larger gambit.
Tim wants to go to high school for a bit and get back into skate boarding with low stakes- Thats what he tells Danny at least, he really wants to spend the time dismantling the GIW from the epicenter in Amity Park. It works out that Tim accomplishes this in record time (explosives didn’t require ethics in his opinion) and does actually get to enjoy his hobbies again for a bit.
Danny wants to tell off the WE board members and get some proper Red Robin training so he’s not so dependent on his powers when facing human enemies (they were squishier than ghosts, restraint was key)- That’s what he tells Tim when the reality is he’s going to lead a hostile takeover of DalvCo. and well, yeah, actually get some training in.
No one catches on except for Kon.
After they’ve swapped back and their missions are debriefed, Tim asks him why he never fell for it? Simply put: “Uh, dude. Your twin doesn’t have a heartbeat half the time, it was pretty easy to tell.”
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This authentic Badlands powwow throws open the welcome doors
This authentic Badlands powwow throws open the welcome doors
The Twin Buttes Powwow is tucked in the hills leading to the old Missouri River Valley. It’s a great place for the twin buttes powwow construction, and for the powwow itself.
Before improvements, in 2006, the powwow grounds sat in the bottom of a valley leading to Lake Sakakawea
Its’ one of my favorite powwows because it is authentic.
Not a chamber of commerce event.
It is not a tourism…
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Little do we know that the rule Hanguang-Jun breaks most often is 'sit properly'. What can I say? Jiang cushion Zongzhu is the most comfortable to sit on.
my the softest boys kissing drawn years ago by incredible @siderealencoder.
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@slayerkitty I accidentally deleted your ask 🤦🏼♀️
So, here's my
Top 5 BL butts!
Next year, I'm going to keep a running list of BL butts. I know I've seen some glorious bl booties, but I am coming up short on where they are 😭
Here's a list of the ones I can remember, and thoroughly enjoyed. They are no less lovely for being the ones that I can remember.
Please, besties, send me your favorite bl bums/add them to a reblog; I will be forever grateful.
Teena's public bathroom booty, from Playboyy. It's so squeezable.
King's peek-a-boo butt in Bed Friend. Thank you for sharing, sir.
Porsche's oft-squuezed butt. I get it, Kinn, it's those hypnotic hips making it basically a magnet.
(honorable mention to the other KP butts. Big had a very nice bum that we only got to see in profile, for example)
Wrapping it up with these implied butts. Because they're very entertaining, and I can't stop thinking about them.
Look at how everybody stops and stares, entranced by the glory of Sprite's bum. Poor Sam is in crisis. From Twins.
The many blurred booties of The Sign locker room. I haven't gotten more than a few minutes into this show, but the screenshots and gifs lead me to believe I could make a whole list just from this show. I can't wait. (Sure would be nice to not have to swing through the pixels though, oh well, we can't have everything)
Please, friends, send me the butts I missed!
And if you want, ask my top 5s!
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Twin Lotus of Yunmeng
In the hot summers of Yunmeng, when the setting sun caresses the skin, lotus ponds shimmer with a promise of cooling freshness, Lan Wangji feels particularly light in Jiang Cheng's arms as they gently navigate through the calm waters, relishing the serene embrace.
Lotus husbands commissioned from endlessly talented naoki_dead.
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Hey there! What’s your favorite episode of Bob’s Burgers that no one ever seems to talk about?
Hi Babs! Thank you so much for asking me! I've been dying to answer this, so sorry for making you wait.
Okay, my favorite episode that I feel nobody talks enough about is "The Belchies." It's such a fun and hilarious episode that holds a special place in my heart. I've watched this episode with my family at least three times, but two out of those three, my dad was present. The first time my dad watched the episode, he laughed at the part where Bob and Linda try to have "sexy time" on a chair and lost it when Ollie looked up at Bob with a straight face and said, "I just peed Andy's pants."
The second time he watched this episode, he laughed at this same joke like he had never heard it before! XD The memory of my dad losing his shit over the Pesto twins not once but twice will forever be hilarious to me and my sister. My dad has also said that my sister and I remind him of Andy and Ollie, so it's the biggest compliment.
But back to the episode. The Belchies is just a classic episode where Louise puts her life at risk in the hopes of riches or to prove herself and learns a lesson. It's funny to me because Louise has learned this lesson so many times; she's done this in "The Show (And Tell) Must Go On" and recently just did this in "Jade in the Shade," and it will never get old to me because that's what I love about Louise's character.
Even if I didn't already love The Goonies and the song "Good Enough," hearing Cyndi Lauper sing "Taffy Butt" at the end was a real treat.
Thanks for the ask, Babs. :3
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