#The Mail People!
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Did you know, one out of four hermits can’t go a season without establishing a public service?
#this applies to Pearl specifically#anyway#The Mail People!#I love the concept and the execution soooo much!#tag time#art#digital art#mcyt#my art#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hermitcraft fanart#pearlescentmoon#tangotek#tangotek fanart#ethoslab#etho fanart#hc s10#pearlescentmoon fanart
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guys, i think the hermits are going to accidentally start a prank war again. because just like last time, a game of telephone has begun.
first, false made iskall's build into ''false beans,'' her shop from the previous season. however, to give herself plausible deniability, she signs it with "love, Joel. x" due to his username, smallishbeans.
next, iskall sees this, and completely believes it. he thinks it was joel who pranked him, and as he says to pearl while showing off the sign, which he kept even after tearing the prank down, "joel gave me a kiss." in his most recent video, he pranks joel by sending him loads of anonymous messages in order to completely spam and fill his inbox, preventing him from getting any more mail, with notes such as "thinking about you. x"
of course, joel is going to have absolutely no context for this, because he didn't make the initial prank. so who is joel going to assume sent him all those messages while he was away on holiday? well, i have a guess.
etho.
#hermitcraft#joel smallishbeans#iskall85#ethoslab#falsesymmetry#was gonna include in the post but it made it way too long that the other option is he misreads the ''x'' as xisuma signing his name#and thinks. well god now xisuma is obsessed with me too?#like wrong person buddy iskall is apparently the obsessed one now#genuinely the funniest thing is that joel is away on holiday so he will have no idea these messages all came at once.#he might think someone just like really missed him over the course of several days dskjhf#and also this is ignoring the fact that any REAL MAIL people send him will despawn and be lost forever which will possibly#result in more chaos like whyd you never reply to my mail joel :c#this is not even scratching the surface of the possible prank war also this is one tiny branch of everything. not even getting into#the hermit statues and who's been building them etc etc#sorry this situation is just so. it's sooo.
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teamwork
#art#mcyt#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10#hc10#tangotek#ethoslab#they're making the mail system :D#drawing tango perched on people's shoulders sparks infinite joy for me
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Kill on Sight Orders
The Flash fam has a secret. Okay so they have a lot of secrets, but there's one above all others.
A kill on sight order.
In the worst possible future (one of them there's a lot), a beast named Phantom decimated the world. He took out the entire Justice League, the entire Justice League Dark, any and all small-time heroes that stood in his way. All of it. Everyone.
If they see Phantom as a kid, to prevent the slightest possible chance of Phantom being a thing, it's kill on sight. They all have anti-ghost weapons that can destroy a ghost's core, locked away in a secure facility that they can just run to and grab real quick to get it done.
None of them like it. None of them can risk it.
Bart stumbles into a town that doesn't exist, almost gets got by a ghost that managed to possess him, and gets saved by...Phantom.
A scrawny, teenage Phantom.
He's funny, makes puns, worries about if Bart got hurt or not-he's nothing like the Bad Phantom!
He's not gonna kill his new friend! No way, no how.
But he's gotta keep it a secret from the other Speedsters now, because he doesn't know who came up with that rule but they probably won't understand, and then he'll have a speedster fight on his hands, and no one wants that.
But the government keeps sending letters of complaint to Max, and Max keeps asking why the government is mad at Bart now, and Bart can't tell him "oh it's because there's this town that is off the record and a secret and also where phantom is and i broke in" because that'd rat Phantom out, and even if he didn't mention Phantom Max would want to investigate.
The mailman doesn't understand why his letters keep disappearing but he thinks it might have something to do with the Flash, because there's always a red blur.
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#phanfic#story prompt#danny nervously not mentioning that dan. the evil version of himself from the future. is actually very much in the present#but living with some psychotic cheesehead in wisconsin#he and bart kick it off#bart will protect his new ghostly friend with everything he has#wally gets a letter of complaint from the us postal service#telling him that stealing people's mail is a felony
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fishes for the homos i mean homies
[ID: nine fish with collaged scales of different colored and patterned paper, each with glittery fins.]
#collage#only like 4.5 people have confirmed that they got these but its been like 2 weeks since i mailed them#so id certainly Hope im not spoiling anything by this point#i gotta keep lists whenever i mail stuff bc i got 9 people i mail#so i gotta keep lists of who said 'oh i got a thing' so i know when theyre all at their destination#course some people dont say anything#which is fine#they dont know i have a list#once its been a while i just assume & hope everything made it where its supposed to be
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It is my sincerest and unironic belief that we must invest in preserving "old technology." The more we move to a hegemonic, easily-surveilled way of living, the worse we will find this world to be.
Letters, public phones and transport, cash, and so much more are key to ensuring both freedom of movement and information, but also to combat the surveillance state. We need to preserve the ability to both access the world but also to be untraceable. I truly hope more people start to recognize this. It isn't about nostalgia for the past. It is about ensuring that we are actually afforded freedom, from the richest person to the person who lives on the sidewalk.
#politics#i was ranting at my dad about how pissed i am that the US has essentially killed the payphone because we have smartphones#imagine killing letters because 'oough we have email though!!!'#i'm sure people advocate for abolishing mail (and i have seen it firsthand) but i don't agree with it#we must preserve freedom of movement and information and that includes making it as accessible and public as possible imo#i do not want to live in a world wherein my smartphone is both what i MUST rely on but it is also traceable 24/7/52/365#'if you're innocent you have nothing to hide' is a fucking cop-out to permit a surveillance state by the way#it is flawed logic and i think that logic is part of the reason we got to this point#'why do you need cash? that's kind of suspicious to not LET people trace your purchases' like come ON
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Personally printing out and mailing a copy of the omake about Kabru's childhood to every person who makes fun of his eyes. No!! That's the thing he's sensitive about!!
#kabru#kabru of utaya#dungeon meshi#not actually manga spoilers#this is from an omake#I realise there's no way most people should know this#but that is why I am printing it out and mailing it to them#😭😭 He knows his eyes are creepy he used to think he wasn't human bc of them#dunmeshi
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Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance - Traverse Town
#kingdom hearts dream drop distance#khddd#traverse town#scenery#my gif#trying my hand at giffing the worlds of this game despite the lack of a first person view (something i'm very upset about)#so i have to obtain and edit these shots in a very awkward manner#all while constantly being shoved around by my dream eaters#i'm so serious when i say making this set was really really frustrating lol#i can't find a free roaming camera mod or anything else that would be helpful for me#but i'll keep at it because i love looking at still shots of video game environments#and being able to share it with other people who enjoy it too#ANYWAYS traverse town is so beautiful in this game they added so many gorgeous areas with pretty glowing lights#i like the wacky whimsical mail room too and how there's this entire secret workshop hidden beneath that weird mailbox haha#the world really does feel magical and dreamy especially with its updated music#just realized the stars in the first gif are moving which is strange
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God, this server is slowly becoming obsessed with Joel
First Etho, now Iskall, this man has the rizz
#joel is for sure gonna have lost mail by the time he gets back with how much people are sending#and by people i mean iskall#hermitcraft#smallishbeans#iskall85#ethoslab#joel smallishbeans#iskall#etho#hc s10#hermitcraft season 10#hermitcraft s10
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c]:^) <— do you like his hat? Silly little cowboy!
#im not fucking animating the static this has 200 frames for correct pacing URGHHHH...#me when i#me when i enjoy making art for myself and other people#GRRRHHHGGGGGGGHHKJNMUHYHGDTI#if you see mistakes NO YO U DONT#[you've got mail!]#spamton#spamton g spamton#deltarune#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2#most miserable sopping wet excuse of an addison#if there was something to hear you would get a description
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A vile trickster sent me a nefarious package that unleashed a torrent of glitter upon myself and my home!
I have spent the last 3 hours meticulously using masking tape to extract the microplastics from my helmet.
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gif for anyone who wants it
secret bonus audio of him opening the glitter bomb
#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#the gif is supposed to be glitter but it kinda looks fucked up outside of blender lol#this was a Difficult Request. bro had the giggles. got too silly. too whimsical#if you click the audio source you'll see what i mean#on todays episode of talking too loudly makes the filter die#big problem for me when my job is editing for the guy who talks loudly#flashing#flashing gif#tw flashing#<- hopefully thats enough for blacklisting#your 'package' 'came' in the 'mail' you say??#huh what who said that#silly gabe you dont have to do that#theres thousands of people who would. who- who would succ that clean off- i mean#uh.#kindly help you clean up!#mmh microplastics! my favorite!
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glad watcher responded and chose a plan that works for a lot more of their audience and still allows them to keep more control of their content on a different site they can get funding from. i think it addresses a lot of the fair and justified criticism I saw. i also think that I'm prob gonna keep a distance from the fandom for a while cause some of you really showed your true colors and were fucking annoying and disrespectful lol
#sorry to be blunt about it#some of it was fair the criticism was justified and it turned my initial 100% support into some mixed feelings#that i think have been resolved with the response#but the rest of it was just. idk im still pissed#fuck you in particular to the people who were sending hate mail to them or to my friends btw
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Wormest Wishes, and Happy Crawlidays! 🪱🐛🪲
I decided to finally get myself back into printmaking this year, and I got it in right under the wire. I also wanted to try 3D printing my block plate, just to see if I could, and... Yes! I can, apparently!
#ragsycon exclusive#ragsymakes#artists on tumblr#printmaking#block printing#wormest wishes#i know a couple people have gotten theirs in the mail already so I'm POSTING THIS NOW
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Love trying to research politicians for extremely local ballots. All I can ever find is badly made websites in red, white, and blue that all say the same things in slightly different ways and a handful of news articles that basically are just, "yeah, this person is running for some position no one has ever heard of, no we don't know who they are or anything they stand for, mind your own fucking business."
#me: oh an absentee ballot for me in the mail wonder what it's for#ballot: choose a circuit court judge. no one will ever explain what that means or who these people are. die.
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I’ll be real, yall were all about “cringe culture is dead” until hazbin hotel came out and now suddenly we’re cool sending anon hate and bullying people over this show…
#I’ve honestly been using this website less and less because of the shit people have sent me#I’ve gotten anything from death threats to massive essays on why I suck as a person for liking this show#I don’t really wanna be here anymore if I can’t enjoy my hyperfixations in peace#and I hate turning off asks because I like getting silly mail#idk I’m just sad and annoyed#up until this show the only hate I ever got was from TERFs#hazbin hotel#cringe culture is dead
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this is ABSOLUTELY not meant to disagree with you or anything I've just been a little confused lately (plus love to talk about stuff like this). when you say that the fallout show or modern fallout doesn't understand the themes, what do you mean? Is it that they don't execute them as well/as cleanly, or are there things wholly missing that you'd expect in fallout media? and then bc i love your fallout takes: What are the things you'd want/expect?
hmm. the thing is that the first two fallouts + fnv (and fallout 3 and 4 to an extent) are about a post-post-apocalypse. the world has ended, and now a new world has risen from the ashes. new civilizations, new societies, new life. for me, the core theme of fallout has always been that people will always survive, always rebuild, even after such a catastrophic world-ending event, because that's just our nature. it's only a question of whether people will be rebuilding in the image of the old world or making something entirely new; whether they'll let go and begin again or be stuck with their old world blues
i know the series tagline is "war never changes" which has been taken to mean that society is doomed to violence and war forever and ever and ever but i want to point out that it has been rebutted by ulysses in lonesome road ("if war doesn't change, men must change, and so must their symbols. even if it is nothing at all, know what you follow, courier...") so i had really hoped the show and newer additions to the series would have moved on somewhat. but bethesda are married to their "recently post-apocalypse, violence is rampant, everyone hates everyone else" setting, so we'll be getting random settlement bombings explained away by someone solemnly saying "war never changes..." until they run the IP ragged
#shh peri shhh#mail's here#anonymous#bethesda doesn't want any settlements to actually thrive. they just want a wasteland full of desperate people doing violence to survive#fallout show#fallout show spoilers
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