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team-council-two · 1 year

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thoughts on the names of all heavy guns

BEST QUESTION THIS MONTH. Okay, so.

Svetlana:

Comes from the word "свет", meaning "light" (noun), or "светлая", meaning "bright" (adjective).

"Света"/"Sveta" for short.

Accounting lady type name.

Still in use actually. Classic.

I had a childhood friend called Svetka and she was beyond deranged.

Oksana:

Comes from Greek, doesn't mean anything in Russian proper.

Doesn't have a widely recognized short form.

Wine aunt type name.

Accounting lady type name also.

Weird choice but okay.

Sheila:

Why.

No.

I have the sense of humor of an eighth-grader but there's a Russian word "шило" (awl? The sewing instrument) and it's pronounced almost exactly the same, and I immediately think "шило в жопе" (an awl in the ass) as a saying for someone jumpy and hyperactive. It's so silly.

Natasha:

Spelled wrong.

Actually this name IS a short form. The full name is Natalia. A bit weird how he uses short names for some guns and full names for others.

Literally just a regular name.

Sasha:

Bestest name ever.

Short for Alexandr/Alexandra.

A very solid normal regular name. Gorgeous.

Tomislav:

Why haven't you mentioned him?

A beautiful boy.

The name is definitely not in use anymore and was probably still kind of rate in the 1960s-1970s.

Slava for short, just like one of Heavy's sisters.

Conclusion: Misha's guns have extremely odd and funny names except Sasha which is perfect in every conceivable way.

#the council has spoken #heavy language post #tf2 #tf2 heavy #I should forward this to our resident Australian for an opinion on Sheila #note to self to do that after work

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hatterthethird · 3 months

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I think my favorite part of the mlp fandom is the fact that across the board everyone just sorta unanimously agreed that Fluttershy has huge boobs no matter what

#mlp fim #my little pony #mlp #yes even trans fluttershy has huge knockers #the council has spoken

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ask-the-virtual-council · 8 months

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Why, hello there, my darlings! >:3 The Council has finally stopped being shy and is actually going to start posting like a thought I bloody-well would last month. I would also like to mention the literal video essay I have planned and of which I will likely be talking here. As well as the trainwreck of art pieces I've been trying to make for you all.

Receptionist Charles here! Starting this idiot's list of apology art (CHARLES YOU TWA-) is a photograph of last week's impromptu Literature Club meeting taken by Monika. It was her idea to make everyone switch books, which had... 'interesting' results. She has currently sworn to never do that again, as they were inconsolable for an entire day.

Then we have Will's shitty new self-insert OC who's tryING TO BE THE NEXT ME-

OKAY, ARSEHAT. IS THIS WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU?! They aren't a replacement for you, it's only for YouTube! >:(

FINE. Here's Will's new YouTube OC, their name is Rivet Angels and I'm not sure how many retcons it'll initiate but they definitely will.

And William (not the mod. the Afton one) is being consumed by the fog and a rescue team is being sent. Any help volunteered will be accepted. He needs to pay his taxes. @liquid-geodes , we require your assistance.

Anyways, that'll be all for now! Mod Will will soon be answering asks again, RIGHT?! (Fine! Fine! Sheesh. I'll add another. It's a year old though.)

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angstflayer-council · 1 year

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egg

#the council has spoken #🐝

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dominicsorel · 10 months

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A Komory Bat version of Sora’s Halloweentown outfit.

#didi speaks #text #the council has spoken

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saykataruok · 1 year

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Swooping is bad.

#the council has spoken #HOF #alistair x warden #alistair dragon age #dragon age origins #Dragonagememe

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deathinfeathers · 6 months

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#The council has spoken

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charmingbrute · 1 year

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#ooc.#the council has spoken

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ultimate-destroyer-duel · 1 year

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our intern is fine. All staff at destroyer corp are treated with respect. Please disregard all false accounts that state she is not.

#the council has spoken #officialdestroyerduel2023 #official destroyer tournament 2023

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kraniumet · 2 years

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🤝

#the council has spoken

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team-council-two · 2 years

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I always gwt condused by the german

Das gleiche

And

Das selbe

Arent those two identical ???

Yes, they mean 'the same thing'.

"Das gleiche ist das gleiche wie das selbe und das selbe ist das selbe wie das gleiche."

#Lost my Language License #not tf2 #The Council has spoken

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cows-and-coffee · 3 months

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Walked in on the neighborhood’s cat council meeting. They have places to be. Important issues to attend to.

2/7/24

#whose cats are these #found a cat #found multiple cats #catblr #cat council #screaming into the tumblr void #the council has spoken #the council #cats of tumblr #cat #cats

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ask-the-virtual-council · 1 month

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What’s it like having both a husband AND a boyfriend?

I have more than that, darling, but in my opinion... It's absolute Heaven( or Hell, if that's your thing)~

Defending them on the other hand... That's just a pain and not in the fun way.

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epptimorphosus · 2 years

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I was today years old to realize that *I* can just bite the gum I was chewing instead of yknow, chewing it until its flavorless

#It was the best feeling I experienced since 2013 #the council has spoken

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parasiticstars · 16 days

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Bored so here’s a bunch of Star Wars headcanons I have; specifically for the Jedi Council members. Some of them are absorbed from other people

Ki-Adi-Mundi is really really really tired of people asking him how many extra square feet of fabric it takes to make the robe cover his head. If you MUST know, it’s not feet, and it’s exactly f—

Yarael Poof, however, just makes up increasingly outlandish measurements. If it’s a youngling, he also says his head can retract in on his neck like a telescope. That usually makes them stop

The Best Jedi Council Tea Cups™ are made by younglings during assigned craft time. They’re janky and colorful and covered with fingerprints and smoosh marks and smudged paint and somehow, tea in them just tastes better

You can almost taste the joy and love they imbued into the cups. It’s an honor to be gifted a cup by a youngling

Yoda has a bookshelf of them. Very proud of them, he is, hrmmhrmm

We jest about Aayla’s oversexualized outfit (as we should), but considering this one post where it points out that Jedi robes are very similar to farmers’ which means they’re basically going to summits and in the battlefield in overalls, that means she’s walking around everywhere in like. Lululemon.

Which isn’t much better but it’s kinda funny to think about imo

Kit Fisto (like all nautolans) breathes through his skin like a frog. He’ll use this to justify walking around tits out as often as possible

He also can’t spend much time in Coruscant due to the heavily polluted air. Makes him sick after a week

I seriously think if you threw a ball Oppo Rancisis would have to hold himself back from chasing it, if not have others hold him back. Crusty toothless white dog headass

The real reason Anakin wasn’t allowed on the council was because they knew he’d do exactly that to him

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jeremycollinsstan · 5 months

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even tho jake wasnt in on kellie's blindside its honestly so refreshing to see a player fight to stay in the game and genuinely playing to win instead of just being in it for the "experience" or whatever

#jake is honestly such a breath of fresh air #so many ppl just roll over and die but he actually tried to change things around during tribal council and make pitches and bluffs #i love him ur honor #jake o'kane #maya has spoken #survivor 45

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