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Pop/indie

- [x] Ciao Adios- Anne-Marie

- [x] 2002- Anne-Marie

- [x] Sing- Ed Sheeran

- [x] Back To you- Selena Gomez

- [x] Dont- Ed Sheeran

- [x] Mad Love- Sean Paul

- [x] No Lie- Sean Paul and Dua Lipa

- [x] Summer- Calvin Harris

- [x] My Love- Route 94

- [x] Cool Kids-Echosmiths

- [x] Red Lights- Tieso

- [x] Ain’t my fault- Zara Larson

- [x] Wasted-Tieso

- [x] Blood// Water- Grandson

- [x] A sky full of Stars- Coldplay

- [x] Wake me up- Avicii

- [x] Stay the night- Zedd, Hayley Williams

- [x] Rolling in the deep- Adele

- [x] Ugly Heart- GRL

- [x] Beating Heart- Ellie Goulding

- [x] All Falls Down- Alan Walker

- [x] IDGAF-Dua Lipa

- [x] Budapest- George Ezra

- [x] Runaway (U & I)- Galanatis

- [x] Hello- Martin sölevge

- [x] M’en Aller- Canardo, Tal

- [x] Solo Dance- Martin Jesen

- [x] Nightmare- Halsey

- [x] Somebody to you- Vamps

- [x] Colours- Halsey

- [x] Ready to Start-Arcade Fire

- [x] Kiss me more- Dojo Cat, SZA

- [x] Save your tears- Weekend, Ariana Grande

- [x] Be Kind- Marshmallow, Halsey

- [x] I love it- Icona Pop

- [x] Slow down- Why don’t we

- [x] Bad guy- Bill Elilsh

- [x] Wild Heart- The Vamps

- [x] Eat them Apples- Suzi Wu

- [x] 911-Lady Gaga

- [x] East side- Benny Blanco

- [x] Hair too long- The Vamps

- [x] Send my Love (To you new lover)- Adlele

- [x] Juicy- Doja Cat

- [x] Stunning- Harm Franklin

- [x] Electric Love- Borns

- [x] Banquet- Bloc Party

- [x] You my Everything- Ellie Goulding

- [x] Hymn for the weekend- Coldplay

- [x] Style- Taylor Swift

- [x] I like it- Cardi B

- [x] Oh Cecila(Breaking my Heart)- The Vamps

- [x] Can’t you out of my head- Kylie Minogue

- [x] A-Punk- Vampire Weekend

- [x] What you Know- Two door Cinema Club

- [x] Can we Dance- The Vamps

- [x] Rose-SAINt JHN

- [x] Don’t give up girl- Clare Grogen

- [x] Wildflower- 5 Second of summer

- [x] We can’t stop- Miley Cyrus

- [x] The Passenger- Jolly boys

- [x] Portion for Foxes Rilo Kiley

- [x] Watermelon Suger- Harry Styles

- [x] Easier- 5 Second of Summer

- [x] Animal Neon Tree

- [x] Get off- The Dandy Warlos

- [x] 212- Azealia Bank

- [x] She look so perfect- 5sos

- [x] Polarize- Twenty one Pilots

- [x] Chelesea Dagger- The Fratellis

- [x] Time to Pretend- MGMT

- [x] I can’t get enough- Benny Blanco

- [x] Jingle Bell rock- The Vamps

- [x] Gecko(Overdue)- Oliver Heldens

- [x] Royals- Lordes

- [x] Confident- Demi Levato

- [x] 34+35 remix-Ariana Grande

- [x] I Got U- duke Dunmont

- [x] Driver License- Olivia Rodrigo

- [x] Last nite- The Stokes

- [x] Sexyback- Justin Timberlake

- [x] Talk- Why don’t we

- [x] Adventure of a lifetime- Coldplay

- [x] Pony- Ginuwine

- [x] Diamond- Rihanna

- [x] R U Mine- Arctic Monkeys

- [x] blow me-pink

- [x] Gimme More- Britney Spear

- [x] On the floor- Jennifer Lopez

- [x] Migraine- Twenty one pilots

- [x] Undercover Martyrs- Two door cinema club

- [x] Me- Taylor Swift

- [x] Just Dance- Lady Gaga

- [x] Cake by the Ocean- Dnce

- [x] Elastic Heart- Sia

- [x] Viva La Vida- Coldplay

- [x] Move you feet- Junior Senior

- [x] Sunflower- Post malone

- [x] Yellow- Coldplay

- [x] Fluresontce adleonces- Artic Monkeys

- [x] Daddy Issue -The neighbourhood

- [x] Umbrella- Rihanna

- [x] Candy- Robbie Willard

- [x] This is what you came for- Calvin Harris

- [x] Still don’t you know- Labrith

- [x] Someday- the strokes

- [x] Reptile- The stokes

- [x] You only live once- The stokes

- [x] Mr Brightside-The killers

- [x] Outside- Calvin Harris

- [x] Snap out of it- Atric Monkeys

- [x] Why do you only call me when ur high- Aricti Monkeys

- [x] Video Games- Lana del Ray

- [x] National anthems- Lana del Ray

- [x] Lolita- Lana del ray

- [x] Stay high- Tove Lo

- [x] Endtapes - They joy Formidable

- [x] Boss Bitch Doja Cat

- [x] Midnight city- M83

- [x] Somewhere only we know- Keane

- [x] Sweater Weather- The neighbourhood

- [x] Kids- MGTM

- [x] Little talks-Monsters of men

- [x] Girl from mars- Ash

- [x] Uprising- Muse

- [x] All for us- Labrith

- [x] Anything could happen- Ellie Goulding

- [x] Maniac- Conan Gray

- [x] Good for u- Olive Rodrigo

- [x] Lost Cause- Bille Elish

- [x] Trojans- Atlas Genius

- [x] Are you bored yet- Wallos

- [x] Girl like me- Black eye peas

- [x] Rare- Selena Gomez

- [x] A little bit Dangerous- Crmml

- [x] Give yourself a try- 1975

- [x] Satellite News- Feeders

- [x] Gimme Sympathy- Meric

- [x] Lloyd I’m ready to be heartbroken- Camera Obscura

- [x] Greek Tragedy- Wommbats

- [x] Under cover the darkness- The stokes

- [x] Tonuge tied- Group Love

- [x] Postition- Ariana Grande

- [x] If I ever leave this world alive- Flagging Molly

- [x] Instant Crush- Daft Punk

- [x] One more time- Daft Punk

- [x] Holding on to you- Twenty one Pilots

- [x] Semi Automatic- Twenty one pilots

- [x] The run and go- Twenty one pilots

- [x] You right- Doja Cats

- [x] Welcome to New York- Taylor swifts

- [x] Can I call you tonight- dayglow

- [x] Chinese new year- Sales

- [x] Sign of the time- Harry Styles

- [x] Welcome home- Radical face

- [x] Tear in my heart- 21 Pilots

- [x] Summertime sadness- Lana Del ray

- [x] Meet me at out spot- the anxiety

- [x] Campus- Vampire Weekend

- [x] Deadhead-The Montreal’s

- [x] Honeypie- Jawny

- [x] Paradise- Coldplay

- [x] Commè ca- south of France

- [x] Oops-( oh my) (feat tweet)

- [x] Deja Vu- Olivia Rodrigo

- [x] Are you satisfied?- Marina and the diamonds

- [x] Delicate- Damian Rice

- [x] 1234-Feist

- [x] Touch the sky-Julie The Sky

- [x] Young Folks- Peter Born and John

- [x] Middle- DJ Snake

- [x] Therapy- Andrew Garfield

- [x] These days- Jess Gylane and Macklemore

- [x] Waiting all night- Ella Frye

- [x] Dark Red- Steve Lacy

- [x] Freaks- Surf Curse

- [x] Goth Babe- Surf Curse

- [x] I’m not making out with you- Surf Curse

- [x] Young- Vacation

- [x] Jealous-Eye Dress

- [x] New Flesh- Current Joy

- [x] Kids- Current Joy

- [x] Fear- Current Joy

- [x] Television-Current Joy

- [x] Always forever- Cults

- [x] I can’t handle change- Roar

- [x] My kind of woman- Mac Demacoro

- [x] Disco- Surf Curse

- [x] Money- The drum

- [x] Fake plastic Trees- RadioHead

- [x] Weekend friend- Goth Babe

- [x] In till my head is dead- Surfe Curse

- [x] Paradise- George Ezra

- [x] Fake you out- twenty one pilots

- [x] Dog days are over- Flonce and the machine

- [x] Running up that hill- Kate Bush

- [x] Don’t you forget about me-Simple Minds

- [x] Come on Elieen- Dexy midnight runners

- [x] Whip it- Devo

- [x] Should I stay or should I go?- The Clash

- [x] Funky town- Lipp inc

- [x] I’m gonna be (500 miles)- the proclaim

- [x] Hero’s- David Bowie

- [x] Crown on the ground- Sleigh Bells

- [x] Born to die- Lana Del Ray

- [x] Me myself and I- G-Eazy

- [x] La Devotee- panic in the disco

- [x] Decode- Paramore

- [x] What the hell- Arvil Lavigne

- [x] Wake up- The Vamps

- [x] Arabella- The Arctic monkeys

- [x] The best damn thing- Arvil Lavigne

- [x] Don’t stop- 5sos

- [x] Mr Blue- Cathrine Feeny

- [x] Hey Beautiful- The Soilds

- [x] Oh Heart- Tanks and The bang as

- [x] Heartbreak girl- 5sos

- [x] 7 rings-Ariana Grande

- [x] With a little help from my friends- joe Anderson

- [x] Wish you were mine- Philip George

- [x] Misery Business-Paramore

- [x] Lone Digg- Cavan Palace

- [x] Teddy picker- The arctic Monkeys

- [x] Back to you- Louis Tomlinson

- [x] Last night- The vamps

- [x] How to be a heartbreaker- Marina and the diamonds

- [x] Seven nation army- The White Stripes

- [x] Everything shine- The push stars

- [x] Still into you- Paramore

- [x] House of Gold- twenty one pilot

- [x] 3 nights- Dominic Fike

- [x] I’m not a Robot- Marina and the Diamonds

- [x] Knees Sock- Arctic Monkeys

- [x] Chinatown-Wild nothings

- [x] Dancing- Krono- Remix

- [x] Prayer In C- Lilly Wood

- [x] Secret- One republic

- [x] Not Fair-Lilly Allen

- [x] The Violet Hour- Sea Wolf

- [x] Alright- Supergrass

- [x] Tropic Love- Diviners

- [x] Mardy Bum- Arctic Monkeys

- [x] Vindicated- Dashboard Confession

- [x] Heaven- Walkman

- [x] Black Sheep- Brie Larson

- [x] Hard time- Paramore

- [x] Ode to the Bouncer- Killer Studio

- [x] Soul meet body- Death cab for cutie

- [x] Feel good inc- Gorillaz

- [x] At least it was here-The 88

- [x] Him and I-G-Eazy, Halsey

- [x] Reflecting light- Sam Philips

- [x] Forever- Chvrches

- [x] Ong Ong- Blur

- [x] Oh no- Marina and the diamonds

- [x] Threshold Sex- OMB

- [x] Lights- Ellie Goulding

- [x] Brick by Boring brick- Paramore

- [x] Lolita- Lana del Ray

- [x] Ava- Famy

- [x] Bitch- Plasticines

- [x] Foundation- Kate Nash

- [x] Pink and white - Frank Ocean

- [x] Hey girl- Zoey Dechanel

- [x] Summertime Sad (non remix)- Lana Del ray

- [x] Rare- Selena Gomez

- [x] She’s a rainbow- Rolling stone

- [x] Do I wanna know- Artic Monkeys

- [x] Blue Jeans- Lana del Ray

- [x] Take me home- Bebe Rehxa

- [x] Rhinestone eye- Gorillaz

- [x] On melancholy hill- Gorillaz

- [x] Waves- Robin Schulz

- [x] No surprises- Radiohead

- [x] Karma police- Radiohead

- [x] Paranoid Androids- Radiohead

- [x] It aint me- Selena Gomez

- [x] 30/90-Andrew Garfield

- [x] Jealous- Nick Jona

- [x] Team- Lorde

- [x] Suddenly I see- Kt turnsell

- [x] ET- Kate Perry AND KANYE WEST

- [x] Boom clap- Charlie xcx

- [x] Blitzkrieg bop- Ramone

- [x] Can’t remember to forget you- Sharkia

- [x] Hot N Cold- Katy Parry

- [x] Good time- Owl City

- [x] Alone- Alan Walker

- [x] What else can I do- Encanto

- [x] The Family Madrigal- Encanto

- [x] All of you- Encanto

- [x] We don’t talk about Bruno- Encanto

- [x] Surface pressure- Encanto

- [x] Concanio Sunday- Eyedress

- [x] Woman- Doja Cat

- [x] Hollywood- Marina and the diamonds

- [x] Baby- Marina and the diamonds

- [x] Wait a minute- Willow

- [x] Reflection- Lea Salonga

- [x] Ain’t it fun- Paramore

- [x] Prom Queen- Beach bunny

- [x] How far ill go - Mona

- [x] When will my life begin- Mandy Moore

- [x] That how you know- Amy Adams

- [x] Hawaiian roller coster ride- lilo and stitch

- [x] Friend like me- Will Smith

- [x] Stranger like me- Phil Colin

- [x] Son of man- Phil Colin

- [x] You to a friend in me- Randy Newman

- [x] Love is a open door- Kristen Bell

- [x] Colour of the wind- Judy Kuhn

- [x] Where you are- Mona

- [x] Married life- Up

- [x] Dig a little deeper- Princess and the frog

- [x] I won’t say I’m in love- Hercules

- [x] A spoon of Sugar- Mary Poppins

- [x] Supercailfraglitic- Mary poppin

- [x] The incedit- Michel Giacchino

- [x] You’re Welcome- mona

- [x] Sing me to sing- Alan Walker

- [x] Empire ants- Gorillaz

- [x] Ignoreance- Paramore

- [x] XO- Beyoncé

- [x] Whistle while you work- Snow White

- [x] Bella Ciao-Manu Pilas

- [x] Johnny boy - Twenty one pilot

- [x] RollerCoster- Bean

- [x] Love runs out- One republic

- [x] Le festin- Camille

- [x] East of Eden-Zella Day

- [x] El Mañna- Gorillaz

- [x] The only exception- Paramore

- [x] Vertigo- Anya Marina

- [x] Something that I want- Grace Potter

- [x] Cold Cold man- Saint Motel

- [x] Stick and stone- Jonsi

- [x] The clapping song- Shirley Eiles

- [x] Goodbye Horse- Q lazzarus

- [x] He Mele no lilo- Lilo and stitch

- [x] Smells like teenage spirit- Nirvana

- [x] Song 2- Blur

- [x] Take me out- Franz Fredinand

- [x] American Idiot- Green day

- [x] Teenagers- my chemical romance

- [x] Holiday- Green day

- [x] Girls and boys- Blur

- [x] Basket case- Green day

- [x] Welcome to the black parade- my chemical romance

- [x] Dirty Harry- Gorillaz

- [x] Dare- Gorillaz

- [x] Doncamatic- Gorillaz

Humility- Gorillaz

- [x] Little Wonder- Rob Thomas

- [x] Something good can work- Two door Cinema Club

- [x] Pump up kids- Foster the people

- [x] Ode to sleep- twenty one poilets

- [x] Lnd Lily Allen

- [x] Boulevard of broken dream- Green day

- [x] Ready for the floor

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rosemarydisaster · 3 years

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So, about Bi Caleb

Warning: very long post, discussing bi representation and biphobia.

*Sorry for spelling errors, English ain’t my firts language.

I can’t believe I have to tell you guys, but anyways: Caleb is bi whether he ends with a male character, a female character on a non binary character. That’s what bi people do, you know? they experience atraction for all genders. Saying that a bi character that ends with someone of the opposite gender is straight and queerbaiting is incredibly biphobic.

Yes, Vax was bisexual. Yes, he ended up with Kiki. Get fucking over it.

Now, I can understand why LGBT+ fans may feel disappointed when they tease a “gay couple” but the “straigth” couple ends up being endgame. Notice the quotation marks because there’s not such thing as a straight or gay couple for a bi person. They are bisexual in both situations, but I can see where the problem comes from. I’ve been queerbaited to hell and back by a lot of shows and it really hurts. It feels like they are laughting at you for caring. But I want those fans (whose feelings are totally valid, don’t get me wrong) to consider a few things when it comes to Critical Role, the first one being: it’s a D&D game.

Let me explain, because I know a lot of CR fans haven’t experienced what D&D is like in real life (and that’s absolutely valid, you don’t need to play D&D to enjoy CR). This is an improvisation game, not an scripted TV show. In a Tv show you can plan ahead of time what ship is going to be endgame, what themes are gonna come up for each character and it’s easier to deeply explore sexuality and gender as different planned arcs. In D&D you character’s sexuality may or may not come up depending on how you play it. Take for instance how other CR character’s have stated their sexuality:

Beau: overtly. Very *In your face* kind of lesbian. Marisha said “fuck it, I really just want to romance girls and be bad ass”

Yasha: openly, but not as in your face. Ashley Jhonson wanted to drink from that WLW cup while also being a shy disaster. Seafood market is her favored terrain.

Caduceus: Our Ace king has never hidden his sexuality, and yet he didn’t mention anything about it until chapter 114. He didn’t had the need to either hide it or state it. He was simply vibing.

I think Liam is going that route with Caleb. He’s flustered by Essek and Edwulf (Come on you guys, he always asks Matthew if he’s still hot). He also had/has a thing for Astrid and a think he might have feels for our favorite Tiefling gal. I know we are all too used to characters being teased as gay/bi only to have execs pull a “haha jk they be straight”. But this is not Sherlock or Supernatural. This is a show that not only has queer rep, but also supports queer organizations and creators. Hell, I’m sure some of the cast members are LGBT (but I’m not here to speculate on real people’s sexuality). If Caleb shows attraction to men he is not just queerbaiting, doing it for fanservicing or tricking the fans in any way shape or form: he’s just portraying a bi character. The thing is, since this is not a TV show, he is not doing it por woke points or to send a message. He’s doing it because he wants to play a bi wizard with depression.

So maybe there will be a point in which he can explores his sexuality more deeply, but remember he is playing a game. And his character is one that has a lot of trouble opening up to his feelings. Caleb is not someone that makes sexual jokes or flirty remarks. He is shy, awkward and has developed a really fucked up sense of love that he is now slowly fixing. Hell, in the same Talks episode Liam explained that Caleb was trained on Honey-pot tactics. Which, for those of you who can’t stand Bond films, means seducing your enemy/target to get information, manipulate them or assassinate them. WHICH IS A REALLY FUCKED UP THING! Let’s remember how he was the one to push Fjord to sleep with Advantica so they could spy on her. That boy has Issues when it comes to relationships. So if we don’t see him being as overtly gay as Beau, Molly or Yasha, well maybe it’s because that’s the way Caleb is. Bi people don’t owe you flamboyance, or dating both guys and gals for your approval. I wouldn’t make a post if it was only that, because I do feel the people who are aching for good bi rep and would love some more explicit confirmation. But Vax exists, so I know we can’t have good things down here.

VAX EXPLICITELY SHOWED ATTRACTION TO GILMORE. AS EXPLICIT AS IT GETS. HE FUCKING KISSED HIM. THEY WERE PRACTICALLY DATING. AND YET SOME OF YOU FUCKERS CALL HIM QUEERBAITING. AND I SAY: NOT ON MY WATCH! NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH!!

How come a character can have canonically kissed another character in a romantic/sensual context and still be called straight? I know fucking Sherlock traumaticed y’all into having trust issues but believe me when I tell you: I’ts not that deep. This is not a “Haha I love u but in a no homo way bro”. It’s a “full homo darling, but also we’re gonna break up because I like someone else”. This is the opposite of queerbaiting. Instead of keeping a charade he was honest with Gilmore because he valued his feelings and realized that he couldn’t reciprocate them at that moment. And if you try to tell me that Vaxleth was forced and didn’t have a reason to exist except queerbaiting, let me tell you: you are wrong.

Vax saw Gilmore once or twice monthly while he spent a heck ton of time with Kiki. Sure, they didn’t had the kind of camera chemistry Gilmore and Vax had because Keyleth is not charismatic. She’s really awkward, and her relationship with Vax was more on the adorable and dorky side of things. I bring this up because I’m predicting something similar may happen to Shadowgast.

Trust me, I ship the hot wizards as much as any other critter (even though I’m a multishipper). But they haven’t talked to Essek in centuries. I think it may have been almost a month in rol and quite a few outside. And you have to take into account out-rol time to because they are humans (except Tal) playing a game and they forget about stuff (except Marisha and Matt). So Shadowgast may not happen because sure, they had really good chemistry for a month a month ago. People have crushes that die down over time All The Time. So maybe don’t be so butthurt about your ship not being canon that you accuse an ally of homophobia.

The cast of CR put forward such an amazing representation for the LGBT+ community and it really hurts me that you gets stuck on the one thing that isn’t canon. Matt has created a world in which coming out is not necessary because no one assumes your sexuality. A world in which people respect pronouns and orientations (except Tary’s father, who is a villain). A world in which Cad or Caleb don’t need to explicitly say “I’m ace/bi” unless it comes up in conversation. A world in which his friends can be whatever they want to be without pressure or reprecusions. A world in which they get to explore different gender identities and sexual orientations with full freedom. Let’s not interfere with that (unless there’s missrepresentation), and let them play their game. If you really need mlm or wlw canon couples or more outwardly LGBT+ people you have plenty examples among NPCs and other cast members (Allura and kima, Yasha, Beau, Dairon, Keg, Reani, Tary, Molly and Vax among others).

There’s way worst shows taking LGBT+ cred for barely doing nothing. Fucking Supernatural is the most recent example! Critical Role works towards showing an honest portrayal of LGBT+ folk and accepts valid criticism from their fans on the subject (when they changed J’Mon Sa Ord pronouns from it to they/them). They don’t owe you making your ship canon or portraying their characters the way you want them to (again, unless when it’s constructive criticism). Stop being so Fucking entitled and enjoy the show for what it is

,Respectfully~

*Edit: I´m tagging Caleb’s ships into the post because most hate comes from shipping wars. Most Shadowgast fans are respectful of the cast’s decisions, even if it disappoints them. But since I’ve already seen people accusing Liam of biphobia in that tag and since I’ve already seen this shit with Vaxmore I’m tagging the ship. If you want to read my long ass post do it, if not, ignore it. I’m not forcing you to read it. I’ve also tagged it with biphobia so people can avoid it if it’s triggering. I’m sorry if it makes you mad that your ship is not canon, but that’s not an excuse to be toxic to the cast. Those of you getting mad are the ones that need to read this the most. Like I’ve said in the post: you’re allowed to be disappointed, you are allowed to want more, but you can’t force the cast to give you exactly what you want. And most certainly, you can’t accuse them of some very serious stuff like biphobia and queerbaiting when it’s not the case..

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flaine · 3 years

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Heyy <3

Am super happy u got to recreate that summer feel of tea + md song recs earlier, I hope it was a lovely time :)

I have a cute banger for u in the form of she's so high by tal bachman 🥰 it gives me perfectly perfect by simple plan vibes so obviously Sam has to sing it but also it would be a cute bram duet??? Their voices fit well together and I know they can both pull of rock bc of celebrity skin so I'm thinking... bram serenading/singing about sancedes.... the s4 pining vibes maybe....

My day has unfortunately not been great but I think I'll be better tmo :) gonna rely on painkillers and the fact that I can use most of tmo to just catch up on hw lol

Sending u lots of love n kisses in the meantime 💞💗💖💕💓💓💕💓💗

hi love !!

ohh i love this song sm!!! it is so lovely… just like She…

anyway u are so big brained for having it be a bram duet but about sancedes… i love celebrity skin n i can definitely see this song working w their voices in the same way… also bram as besties serenading their girls together ? i would like to see it!!!! (actually some sort of bram/sancedes friendship au for brittana and samcedes would be so good maybe i’m invested now… bram as best friends since childhood or roommates or smth and sam meets mercedes and then sets britt up with san from there or something…)

anyway my brain is just spilling thoughts now but yours is genius as always!!!!

my day has not been the greatest either but i rly appreciate the moments of joy you brought me today <3 i hope the week gets better for the both of us, take your time & take care & look after yourself! i hope u get a bit of a reprieve tmrw! i love u, good night 💖💞💗💞💖💞

#the finn drawing is still making me smile :)#ask #md-drawz

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sweeethinny · 4 years

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16 for the sentence starter pls :) only if u feel like it tho

I LOVE making family moments, maybe because I just love being with my family, and my best friends are my sibilings

and I clearly love boats

two people asked for #16 (this list) so I made the fluff for this one, I hope you like it <3 thank u for sending

#16: “Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

"Do you think the moon is jealous of how beautiful you are?" Harry whispered in his wife's ear, kissing the tender spot behind her ear and then kissing on the mouth when Ginny turned away and captured his lips.

‘’You are the most romantic guy I know’’ She smiled beautifully as they parted, her hands still holding his face, as if to prolong the moment of euphoria

''I do my best'' He admitted turning her around, making them face each other ''Are you happy?’’ Her brown eyes shone in the light of the full moon, her freckles looking duplicated after several days in the sun, the wind beating with which her short hair was slightly tousled, but Harry never stopped finding her perfect.

‘‘Absolutely’’ Ginny wrapped her hands around his neck. Resting hands on Harry's neck, nails scraping his sensitive skin and making goosebumps ''I'm glad you and James are impulsive and have decided to buy a boat'' She looked around, the water reflecting gracefully clear the sky, some birds flying in search of a good dinner, the noise of the children laughing at something Teddy had done on the other side of the boat, while they tried, and failed, to catch a fish.

‘’You were not so happy when we told you’’ He recalled, laughing at the memory of Ginny and Albus saying that James and Harry were crazy about making the purchase;

‘’But mom, it’s beautiful!” The son said, showing the photo from the magazine and pointing ''And dad wanted to give your name to her'' Harry laughed at his attempt to make his mother go soft, looking at her piously ''Dad?’' James looked at him, kind of pleading while nodding at Albus and Ginny, still unconvinced

"Everyone will love it," Harry assured her, smiling at his daughter who looked super excited, snatching the magazine sheet from her mother's hands and looking hopeful. ‘’It will be good for travel, and it’s magically tuned to fit all Weasley’s, which is even better’’ James nodded, happy with that argument

''James was right, it's beautiful'' She sighed, laying her head on her husband's chest and feeling at home, even though they were at sea many miles away from the city. Harry would always be her home.

‘’No more than you’’ Ginny laughed, beating the man in the chest and looking at him with a frown

''Stop saying ready words, you know you're going to have me naked before you close the bedroom door'' This time it was Harry who laughed, looking over his shoulder towards the children to check if everyone was distracted before speaking something. As much as they were already 23,17,15 and 13 years old and, as Merlin protected them, Teddy and James had already made it clear that they knew what sex was (Albus never said anything, but Harry had given him the talk, so, his mind was calm. And Lily was Ginny's job.), they never liked it when their parents talked about it. Especially if it was about them having sex.

‘’But it’s never too much to reinforce. Having sex on a boat is totally different. Do you think we managed to sneak around like teenagers and have sex up here?'' Ginny shrugged, biting her red-painted lip as she watched the four children (they would always be, for them) argue over whether or not it was trickery to use magic to to fish

‘’We can lock them down until everything is ready’’ Harry smiled, happier than ever ‘’They will definitely sleep through the night anyway. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Albus swim so much in life’’ He nodded at the memory of his son betting who would go further with Lily, who narrowly won

"Is that a yes, then?" He pulled her closer, feeling the soft shorts she wore and then the bare skin of her thick thighs, as well as the skin of her belly, as Ginny still wore the beautiful bikini white that made her breasts look too dazzling - which resulted in them having a quickie in the bathroom.

‘’It’s always a yes when it comes to having sex with you’’ Before Harry could do anything, they were interrupted

‘’Ewwww !!! Don't say that word when we're all here!” Albus grunted loudly and irritated, with what appeared to be a fish in his hands ‘’This is disrespectful’’ Now all three others were paying attention to them, with a frown on their faces

‘’What do you want, Al?’’ Ginny still seemed to want to laugh, but kept her face serious, and Harry tried his best not to show his disappointment at having to walk away from his wife

‘’I would call you to dinner, but now, my appetite has passed’’ James got up quickly from where he was, running over to his brother and taking the fish from his hands, very determined

‘’If your hunger is over, good, because ours isn’t’’ Teddy nodded from afar, pulling another fish with the fishing rod that looked bewitched, placing it in a bucket full of water. ‘’Now, can the couple stop talking obscenities for a moment at least? Aren't three kids enough already?’’ Harry shrugged, putting his arm around Ginny’s waist and pulling her close again

''I thought you already understood that it's not always to procreate'' James and Albus gaped, while Lily feigned a retching next to Teddy who was laughing out loud, causing the new fish in his hand to escape and return to the sea

‘’This is disgusting, I think I’m going to throw myself out to sea right now’’ The older one left, followed by the other brother, who looked like he was about to ask Teddy to obliviate him. Harry joined Ginny in laughter, happy that he might have a chance to cause this discontent in his children. It was always the best time.

‘’Are you happy?’’ She asked him, looking at the children and then at him, lacing her fingers in hims and kissing the wedding ring that would never leave his finger

''I have never been happier than when I am at home'' Even if his children bothered him, or if he needed to deal with his children's amorous disappointments (which were not few), and eventually they fought because there were so many nerves on, Harry would never trade his life with anyone else. He would still do everything the same.

‘‘We’re not home’’ Harry shrugged, kissing Gin’s forehead and smiling at her

''Wherever you are, it's my home.'' The woman blushed furiously, but rolled her eyes and laughed, because she was still his Ginny and would never miss the chance to laugh at his silly face in love, even if with almost 20 years of marriage and many declarations of love along the way.

‘‘Shut up’‘

#hinny #hinnyheadcanon #hinnyprompt #Harry Potter #harry X ginny #harry!dad #harry potter being dad #hp next gen #next gen harry potter #James Sirius Potter #Albus Severus Potter #lily luna potter #teddy lupin #ginnyPOTTER

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annoyed-galaxy · 5 years

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Duke

Fictober Prompt VIII

"Can you stay?"

Fandom: Star Wars

Rating: T

Warnings: N/A

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|Continuing from Fictober Prompt V|

Obi-Wan and Satine managed to clear a spot on the floor for them to sit. Satine had rested herself against Obi-Wan's chest and was softly snoring. Obi-Wan's hand idly rubbed against her arm as she nuzzled closer.

The Jedi Master looked at the ceiling and just thought about how life would have been different if he did leave the Order.

Satine was royalty. Obi-Wan could not have asked to stay with her. He told her he had already made up his mind. He was going to stay if she had just said to. But that was when he was a Padawan. When Qui-Gon was still alive. Before he ever met Anakin.

He asked himself, now, if he could still leave the Order. Leave Anakin and Ahsoka. Leave the war. Live by Satine's side as Duke of Mandalore. Could he do it?

He looked down at Satine and his answer was as clear as it had been all those years ago: yes. He would leave the Jedi Order to be with her. Even after everything that had happened. He knew Anakin would probably holler in glee and encourage his old master.

Ahsoka would probably attend the wedding as Satine's ring bearer if they were to be married. Anakin would be Obi-Wan's best man no doubt. Obi-Wan smiled and chuckled at the thought.

Satine raised her head and looked at Obi-Wan. Her eyes were still droopy from sleep. They had been in the safe room for about three hours and she had been sleeping for almost all of it. "What are you chuckling at, Obi?" she asked, a tired smile spreading across her face.

"Just thinking," he replied, smiling down at her.

"About?"

"Just what you said to me with Tal Merrik."

"Oh," Satine lifted her eyebrows. "I actually had a dream about that."

"Really?" Obi-Wan asked tilting his head.

Satine scooted herself closer to Obi-Wan where her head was resting on his shoulder now. "I dreamed of us when we first met. When you were such a reckless Padawan. I dreamed that I had actually told you to stay. And we married each other." Satine traced circles on his robe. "You became Duke. We ruled Mandalore together. The Clone Wars never even started." Satine sighed. "Everything was perfect."

Obi-Wan chuckled again. "That was what I was thinking."

Satine pushed herself off to look at him, her hands on his chest. "Would you still do it?" she asked.

He saw the pleading in her eyes. He remembered what he was thinking. "Yes." His voice was quiet, but frim and strong.

"So...Can you stay?" Satine asked. "Will you? I know I'm a few years late, but..."

"Satine, yes." Obi-Wan didn't hesitate. He knew what he was agreeing to, but he had made up his mind. When he left her as a Padawan, he didn't think he would still be in love with her. But when he saw her again, he was still in love. He leaned down and kissed her.

Satine smiled beneath his lips and pulled him closer. They pulled apart and Satine was beaming. "I'm sorry I didn't say so back then. To ask now...when so much has happened since then-"

"Satine," Obi-Wan stopped her. "I had made up my mind. Even when I told you back on the ship. I still meant it. I could never ask you because you're a Duchess. It wasn't proper."

Satine rolled her eyes. "Always one to be proper," she teased.

Obi-Wan chuckled again. "Of course."

"So how will you tell the Order?" she asked.

Obi-Wan shrugged. "I can tell them I want to find my own path. I won't be exiled, I'll just leave on my own accord. They'll probably say 'may the Force be with you' and send me on my way."

"They'll lose a great Jedi," Satine said, a little saddened.

"They have Anakin and he's training Ahsoka."

"Which how do you think they'll take it?"

Obi-Wan sighed. "Anakin will probably be happy and ask to be the best man if we do get married and Ahsoka would definitely be a ring bearer or bridesmaid."

Satine laughed. "Oh I will definitely ask them."

Obi-Wan looked at her surprised. "So you're saying..."

Satine giggled. "Yes I want to get married. Become my Duke, Obi-Wan."

Obi-Wan smiled again. "A Jedi Duke. That'd be interesting," he laughed.

"You'd be Mandalore's mighty protector," Satine joked.

"Does the pacifist planet really need that?"

"I do," Satine whispered.

Obi-Wan smiled and kissed her again.

Duke Obi-Wan Kenobi. What a strange concept.

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Imagine what would have happened if Satine had actually told Obi-Wan to stay.

W H A T C O U L D H A V E H A P P E N E D

We need some happiness and I just love these two too much that it hurts :’).

Anyways enjoooooy!

#star wars #clone wars #Obi wan Kenobi #satine kryze #fictober 2019 #fictober19 #obitine #writing #G-W76

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greensconnor · 4 years

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i’m asking about your dragon age characters

molly i would KILL for u im ur personal hitman now

anyway i said my city now because the entire bioware writing team sucks shit xoxo and i’m so much smarter than all of them but also fully incapable of having a normal amount of ocs for anything (see: the time i made 20 rwby ocs in less than two weeks) so i have. five worldstates here r some assorted thoughts

uhhh so the worldstates r as follows

eira mahariel (two-handed berserk/champ spec), rhett hawke (two-handed berserk spec), alas lavellan (mage knight enchanter spec), romanced alistair/fenris/dorian respectively

shiv tabris (dual wield duelist/assassin spec), radella “rads” hawke (mage spirit healer spec), kat adaar (two-handed reaver spec), romanced morrigan/isabela/cassandra respectively because im a pc gamer and i think i should be able to date whatever video game woman i like because im infinitely better than cishet men

this world state said yeah i respect mens rights. mens rights to shut the fuck up

twins bronson (sword/shield reaver spec) & bryant cousland (archer ranger spec), carmine hawke (archer assassin spec), syracuse trevelyan (dual wield tempest spec), romanced zevran/anora/josephine/bull. if ur wondering how that works my city now and the warden, hawke and the inquisitor should all meet and so they do because i Said So

riva amell (mage arcane warrior/battlemage spec), graham “gray” hawke (mage force spec), hellathen “hela” lavellan (archer assassin spec); romanced cullen/anders and later blackwall because hawke only likes men who will break his heart. hela doesn’t have a romance because she’s literally 20. who let her lead the inquisition (me it was me). also it should be noted the version of cullen i have in my head only vaguely resembles actual cullen because i write better than dragon age writers ever could and i gave him an Actual Cohesive Narrative and he gets bullied relentlessly for being scrawnier than his mage boyfriend

malien “mal” surana (mage spirit healer/keeper spec), jules hawke (sword/shield reaver spec), ash adaar (mage rift spec), romanced leliana/merrill/krem because i should have been able to kiss krem and its a Crime that i am not allowed to

knight enchanter is a Very op specialization and by Very op i mean it makes a mage with their built-in low constitution stats able to solo the biggest baddest dragon in the game on nightmare mode in under five minutes so like. alas lavellan fist fights dragons for fun send tweet

i think lavellans should be able to hit ppl with bricks for all the shit they endure. thus solas gets pranked by mahariel and alas by which i mean they just tip buckets of water onto him from the rookery

kat might be my only competent inquisitor but she did also try to knock out the right hand of the divine and attempt to gap even tho there’s fucky magic burning up her hand so does she have a brain cell? you decide

also its fantasy land and i do what i want so kat has blue/gold sectoral heterochromia

gray “mage rights” hawke is best friends with fenris which surprises literally everyone. their friendship started because they got into a fist fight and then they were like okay i respect u now. hawke is like hey fenris give me ur sword i have a fun trick to show u [uses his sword as a foci to zap carver in the ass with lightning]

i am Always thinking abt like how cullen could have been one man anti-chantry propaganda machine if he hadn’t so blatantly been shoehorned into every game past origins so anyway bioware forgot about a wholeass moon i can write what i like. [holds up cullen by the scruff of his stupid armor] not only are you bisexual you are also a bottom

i also Hate the whole uwu mage haters get fixed by romancing a mage

unlocked secret dialogue option where my inquisitors verbally cuss out dorian’s dad instead of whatever sympathetic narrative the writers were going for cuz its bullshit.

riva is a showoff and a Menace about being as good as he is because he unabashedly loves being a mage and hes like oooh look at me im sexy i dont need to use my hands to cast magic because i’m just that good ;)) and you know what. hes right.

gray, on the other hand, does Not want to be mage. he wants to be a druffalo farmer and retire in the hinterlands and be left the fuck alone. unfortunately he is gay and has one brain cell and terrible, terrible taste in men. ribbed relentlessly for this by riva (altho does he have room to talk hes been hung up on cullen since he was like 13)

shiv is trans n kieran is the result of doing the dark ritual with her wife and he looks a Lot like shiv (dark skin pointed ears, shock-white hair) and morrigan always just Assumed she dyed it or did something magic with it so seeing their kid come out like that was a WEIRD time for her

leliana almost Murdered by cassandra in worldstate 5 because the warden is Actually There The Whole Time, but its been 10 years, mal’s cut off all her hair and gotten full facial tattoos and she’s like “no one will know its me its fine” and she’s right. she gets away with it. only cullen like, Knows, because he knew her before the blight but he doesnt have a death wish n he like. will Not piss her off

shes dalish by birth n she was stolen from her clan by templars and thus is vehemently anti-circle and anti-chantry in general

uhhh the vallaslin (elf face tattoos) of my 4 dalish characters are:

eira = ghilan’nain (chose em cuz shes rlly interested in the navigation aspect of the goddess)

alas = falon’din (god of the dead n he picked them because he’s Also the god of fortune and alas is like tee hee fun but also he can and will kill u if u fuck with him so yk its fitting)

hela = june (god of the craft bc she likes to Make things but june is also the god who taught the elves 2 hunt and hela is. a hunter.)

mal = elgar’nan (allfather/god of vengeance bc. she is Vengeful. she is Angry. but yk fucking with shem politics and fucking their divine is like. mal may have little a retribution. as a treat.) yes she has the full half-face solid colour tattoo she does NOT fuck around.

bronson and bryant r not genetically identical but they Look similar enough 2 anyone who doesn’t know them well enough 2 play spot the distance. anora and bronson think this is a super fun game to play, especially when nobles realize they’ve swapped out the king but they’re too nervous to say anything

eira mahariel has two hands. one is for holding hands with alistair and the other is for throttling elven gods, apparently. she’s killed one before so solas she’s coming for your bitch ass next. watch urself.

speaking of eira and alistair are married thru dalish tradition and humans don’t recognize it n alistair loves 2 re-propose to her with random things. he’ll just pick up like. a bit of cheese and be like “marry me ;)” and she’s like GASP but whatever will the chantry say!!!! all of their friends r sick of them

“vhenan if you love me bring me a sword” “you think i could do better than a sword made out of space rock?” “:)”

eira is my youngest hero at 18 at the start of her game and kat is my oldest at 32 at the start of her game.

none of my hawkes are under six foot. rhett is the tallest (6′8″) and rads is the shortest (6′2″).

syracuse trevelyan would have been the Perfect inquisitor if he were not a pretty boy himbo and a gay bastard who does Most Things just to spite his parents.

[corypheus pointing at syracuse’s visage in his crystal orb thingo] i want that twink obliterated

i love the companions from older games return thing i truly do so i make it a point for Every companion to return in inquisition so the gang rlly is all here because i am a Slutte for found family

i lie in my keep worldstates because i dont want to choose between hawke and alistair during here lies the abyss but i never make him king and every time i play inquisition and cole has the wicked grace line it makes me Scream. alistair baby im so sorry i did this to you but i didnt actually do this to you

yes this is my everyone lives au but like. all the time. i have never left hawke in the fade and i do not intend to.

fuck whatever nonsense about wardens not being able 2 have kids. by sheer divine power (me) anora and bryant have three daughters; eleanor, sabina & cecelia n both bronson and zevran make Excellent uncles because i think anora deserves good things because i’m tired of bioware being like women bad, actually,

so like most of the time i have the warden & hawke turning up after the move to skyhold n then staying on, with the exception of bryant, carmine & mal. mal is as mentioned previously just There the whole time with her girlfriend. bryant steps in as king of ferelden w/ interests in closing the big hole in the sky spewing demons in2 his kingdom yk. carmine shows up because she wants to help & she wants protection for bethany but she outright says she’d rather die than be inquisitor so cassandra is shit out of luck.

“CHANGE HER MIND VARRIC” “she once doubled down on insisting amaranth was a shade of blue because she didn’t want to admit to being wrong. no one’s changing her mind seeker”

alas is the middle child of eight and is thus very good with children and also bossing around people older than him. 2 of his older siblings come to the inquisition when stuff in wycome has been settled

i left ash with the basic canon background with Some variation (he grew up under the qun and left of his own free will when his magic was discovered n he realized he couldn’t take living as a saarebas

kat on the other hand was raised tal-vashoth and has bounced around basically all over thedas and leads her own merc company when the conclave blows up. she also speaks multiple languages. is there a language she doesn’t speak? probably not

just realized how long this got so im gonna like. stop my general rambling now but lmao yeah theres some basics. waves hands.

#sol.txt #sol.orig #long post #late night followers im SO sorry for this #but also like.#i love them so yall just have 2 cope w/ it #no thoughts head dragon age #peonydarling

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kjsoondingie · 4 years

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myuri

SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU ─

where was their first date ? encontro oficial até hoje NENHUM!!!!!! mas não oficiais tiveram vários, porém um dos que mais chegou a mexer com ela foi quando os dois foram na feira juntos .. o dia todo juntos e ainda dormiram juntos, bateu de leve.

what my muse would do to cheer your’s up: qualquer coisa besta que é a cara dela, as mesma que ele ODEIA mas ao mesmo tempo ama tipo .. começar a cantar e dançar como em um musical pela cafeteria, é tão a cara dela.

who wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ? gyuri tem grandes chances até porque ela pode ser bem beeeem grudenta em certos momentos, deus que ajude o minkyung.

who would pour water on the other to wake them up ? G Y U R I! ela com raiva tacando água nele seria tão óbvio, ela é péssima.

how my muse would wake your’s up: com beijos ou *censurado* ou gritando, qualquer uma das três opções são possíveis.

who would start a food fight while baking or cooking ? novamente a louca, o minky é muito certinho mas ela gosta de perturbar ele por isso mesmo!

who would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ? …. eu preciso falar que seria a gyuri? porém só de meme mesmo pois ela é do senhor.

who said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ? como ainda não rolou, pode ser que eu esteja errada mas grandes chances do minky falar primeiro!

who would get into a physical altercation over the other ? acho que nenhum dos dois, as brigas dele são mais verbais ou guerra fria mesmo.

who insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet ) ? os dois tem gatos então se, por acaso, no futuro eles pensarem sobre ter mais um animal seria outro gato apesar da gyuri gostar de doguinhos também!

who is louder ( in and out of bed ) ? gyuri, provavelmente em ambas as opções.

who takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ? o minky que é dono de uma negócio e aceitou contratar essa louca e, ainda por cima, tá saindo com ela.

who would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ? acho que nenhum dos dois, idk.

what is their shared, favourite kink ? rough sex seria um kink, não seria? porque é esse o estilo deles muita vezes.

describe their typical kiss: normalmente é bem “quente” por assim dizer … porém no segredo da noite, depois que aquela sensação toda !! passou rolam uns beijos mais softs, aquela coisa levemente mais carinhosa.

how my muse shows their love for your’s: na forma que ela chama ele de chefinho, fica mal quando ele não está falando com ela e até mesmo sempre está indo falar com ele sobre as coisas idiotas/para chamar pra sair no meio da madrugada.

their favourite ways to give affection: provavelmente saindo, os dois comendo algo na rua e aquele carinho beeem sútil.

who is more dominate ? minkyung! em todos os sentidos pois ele é mais de se impor em diversas questões, fala mesmo enquanto ela ou guarda ou fica sendo levemente passivo-agressiva.

who sings in the shower ? gyuri, rainha dos musicais!

who washes the other’s hair in the shower ? os dois tem chances de fazer isso, tbh.

who initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ? a doida que no final fica sem tempo de passar em casa e trabalha com roupa do minkyung.

who teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ? gyruzinha porque o minkyung é mais certinho, não duvido que ele faria mas a grande aposta é nela.

who has the weirder taste in music ? tbh, eu nem faço ideia porque o minkyung tem cara de que gosta de música de velho ruim e a gyuri ama música de musical então .. tenso.

who would initiate dancing in the rain ? nem preciso falar que é a louca ao maior som de ‘take my hand, take a breath’ e tals.

who would be the one to suggest marriage ? teria que ser o minkyung também.

what would they name their children ? na fé de deus, o minky vai interferir ou a gyuri mandaria um “sharpay e ryan” ou coisa assim.

who would their children take after more ? considerando a sorte do coitado do minkyung .. com certeza vão ser iguais a gyuri.

#( partners ) / * nier arluna .#( misc ) / * answers .#( minkyuri: m&g ) / * just some fun; cut all my strings .#e eu acabei de notar que botei o ship name errado EU QUE LUTE #( character study ) / * chwe gyuri .

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chibiwrath · 5 years

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del 1 al 10 pa weberto xD

Send me a character + a number and I’ll tell you my headcanons for:

Their physical weak spotsWaver tiene muchos puntos débiles, no es alguien atlético ni musculado, de hecho se cansa con facilidad en una carrera o si tiene que hacer un recorrido demasiado largo caminando. Pero claro eso es solo a nivel de fuerza física, aunque su mayor punto débil es la nuca. Normalmente siempre se cubre con su cabello, aunque cuando lo lleva corto, cuando este se aparta y alguien toca en ese lugar, realmente le hace perder la estabilidad (por decirlo de algún modo)

Their emotional/moral weak spotsÉl mismo. Siempre tienda a verse de mala manera, menospreciando muchas de sus habilidades y considerándose inferior a otros magos. Incluso cuando él mismo quiere demostrar que puede llegar a ser alguien destacable, su peor enemigo, sus propios miedos salen a la luz. Y es que es el simple hecho de sentirse rechazado por los demás el que le hace escudarse de ese modo y autoboicotearse.

Scars or painful spotsNo tiene ninguna herida física que pueda destacar, nunca ha sido herido de tal manera que le quedase una cicatriz. Pero si podría decir que quedó un gran vacío en su corazón tras la Cuarta Guerra del Grial. Si bien se había preparado para cualquier clase de final, nunca esperó que le afectase de manera tan emocional y cercana a él. Es algo que aun a día de hoy le sigue trayendo malos recuerdos; al menos algunas cosas, o hacerle lamentarse por la pérdida.

Best places to kiss on their bodyPor supuesto, los labios. No es algo que él vaya a reconocer o a pedir abiertamente, pero le gusta sentirse querido y por ello adora los besos en los labios, ya sean simples roces de cariño o algo más duradero. Otro de los lugares que le puede resultar bastante agradable es en el cuello; hablando de puntos débiles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Guilty pleasuresNunca lo dirá abiertamente, pero cuando alguien acaricia su nuca, sus costados, o el simple hecho de colocar su cabello tras alguna de sus orejas le hace sentir una extraña sensación en el pecho. Son pequeñas cosas que le gustaban bastante pero que, dependiendo del momento, pueden hacerle reaccionar de una manera u otra, ya me entendéis.

Their vices (physical or emotional)Aunque cuando ya es más adulto se le puede ver constantemente fumando, realmente no es uno de sus mayores vicios, es algo que hace más por mera rutina, ya que fue algo que empezó para tratar de aislarse, tal vez para tratar de dejar su anterior yo en el pasado y así rebajar su carga. Pero realmente su mayor vicio ha sido siempre y serán los libros, cualquier clase de lectura le puede tener durante horas, incluso durante días, completamente aislado.

Their tickle spotsSin duda alguna sus costados. Aunque pueda resultar curioso, ya que puede llegar a ser un lugar algo erógeno para él; dependiendo de la situación. Normalmente es una zona de su cuerpo la cual, no puede evitar reír cuando le tocan por allí, aunque claro eso no suele verse, ya que antes de reír suele escapar lo más deprisa posible de ese acercamiento; seguramente para que la otra persona no lo vea reírse.

Bad memories/experiencesPodríamos volver a decir sus memorias sobre la Guerra por el Grial, más específicamente las memorias sobre aquel puente rojo que, durante tanto tiempo ha odiado y añorado al mismo tiempo. Aunque también tiene malas memorias sobre su pasado en la Torre del Reloj. Si bien no era alguien adinerado y tuvo que vender todos sus bienes para poder pagar su ingreso en la academia, la verdad es que eso no supuso algo malo para él. Pero en ese lugar no tenía muchos amigos, los demás eran mejores magos, de familias conocidas, no solía caer muy bien a la gente y por eso se aislaba. Aunque piensa que nunca le importó, lo cierto es que es algo que le hubiese gustado que no fuese de ese modo.

Humiliating memoriesTiene algunos recuerdos un poco humillantes, la mayoría; por no decir todos, de cuando estuvo por primera vez en la Torre del Reloj. Si bien no recuerdos importantes o realmente dolorosos, si que fueron momentos que para él marcaron un momento, pero tal vez debido a ello es que se atrevió a ir más allá y demostrar que no hacía falta ser una generación muy extensa de magos. Por ello presentó su estudio, y siempre recordará el momento en que su profesor despreció su trabajo frente al resto de la clase. Para él ese fue el momento más humillante, aunque también el más decisivo para comenzar a tomar un nuevo camino, y tal vez por ello tampoco le resulta muy importante.

Fears/phobiasNo es alguien que tenga verdaderos miedos o fobias. Si bien hace tiempo uno de ellos era quedarse solo, con el tiempo se fue acostumbrando, o al menos así quería pensarlo. Realmente uno de sus miedos es el ser rechazado o menospreciado por no ser igual a los demás; pero su mayor miedo es el de no poder cumplir las expectativas de alguien tan importante para él como lo es su Rey, de quedarse atrás y entorpecer su camino.

#mun #cositos de Waver ♥#Waver history #stellarfiore

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buttercream-squad-imagines · 6 years

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Request: willne imagine where you’re at the fight weigh in and you have a physical and verbal fight with erica costell after you hear her talking shit about you and will calms you down after and takes u to the medic? (obviously the reader wins lmao)

This was so fun to write!

“Y/N, hurry up! We need to leave!” Your boyfriend Will called. You had been together for nearly a year now and you had gone public about three months ago. You both had a fairly large following, him being a YouTuber and yourself being a model so you had very little privacy. It became harder for you two to spend time together without his fans or the paps spotting you and speculating whether you had something going on. The two of you decided that it would be easier for to announce your relationship officially.

“Yeah, yeah! I’m putting my shoes on!” You yelled back rolling your eyes.

“Maybe someone needs to spend less time on her makeup and more time on her boyfriend.” He grinned making his way out of the bathroom and standing in front of you. He wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you in for a kiss.

“You’re gonna smudge my lipstick Will!” You pouted pushing him off you.

“God forbid I smudge your lipstick after you spent two hours getting ready.” He teased.

“You’re so horrible to me sometimes!” You scowled grabbing your bag.

“But I love you so it doesn’t count.” He told you. He pressed up against your back winding his arms back around your waist and began peppering kisses along your neck.

“Like you said, we’ve got to go.” You groaned.

“You’re no fun.” He whined.

“Come on.” You laughed.

“Y/N!” Talia squealed engulfing you in a hug whilst Simon and Will talked.

“Hey Tal!” You greeted the blonde. “Excited for the fight?”

“I’m so gassed, I can’t wait!” She exclaimed.

“Hey short stuff.” Simon grinned.

“Simon.” You replied rolling your eyes. You were incredibly short in comparison to both Simon and Will, who both towered about six foot whilst you stood at five foot four. The four of you made conversation whilst you waited for the weigh-in to begin. You and Talia shot each other a look when you heard the obnoxious voice of Erika Costell behind you. It was no secret that the two of you did not get along and you did get caught up in a twitter feud a few months back. You subconsciously snaked an arm around Will’s waist feeling his own pulling you closer into him and a kiss being placed on your head.

“You two are so cute.” Talia beamed.

“Cute as a button.” You heard Erika mock sarcastically making your jaw clench.

“Just ignore her babe.” Will told you.

“Literally makes me want to vomit.” She began. “I mean what does he see in her? Or any of those modelling agencies.”

“Is there a problem?” You asked whipping around to face her.

“Oh honey, we were talking about you not to you.” She smirked.

“You sound like an obsessed fan babe.” You smiled sweetly.

“You wish. Although I do want to ask your beau, what do you really see in her?” She sniggered. You saw Will ready to step forward to your defence with Simon and Talia watching silently.

“Leave my boyfriend out of this bitch.” You snarled. “At least my relationship is actually real.”

“What a load of crap. A little birdie told me that the Sidemen had a bet with Will that he couldn’t get you to date him and that’s the only reason he’s with you.” She told you with a coy smile on her face. Your heart stopped and your teeth ground together but you managed to keep a straight face. There was no way on earth you would let her win this.

“Of course. Are you sure you and Jake are ‘together’ now or do you think he’s still using you for the views?” You laughed. You were keeping it together but you wouldn’t last much longer so you turned your back to walk off.

You suddenly felt your hair being grabbed and yourself being yanked backwards onto the floor. You let out a shriek as she kicked you and pulled yourself up. You drew your fist back and punched her in the face. She screamed as blood started pouring out of her nose and you felt yourself pulled back by Will. You tore your wrist from his grip sending him a look of pure anger and stormed off.

“Y/N!” He called following you.

“Fuck off Will!” You hissed. “You’re a fucking dickhead.”

“Y/N that’s not what happened! Please!” He pleaded making you stand still.

“Then what happened?” You asked tenderly not facing him.

“I really fancied you a lot and I didn’t have the guts to ask you out.” He began spinning you around gently and pulling you into his chest. “The boys were trying to persuade me for months to do it but I was scared you’d just laugh at me. I mean look at you, you’re gorgeous! You’re a fucking model! And I make a living on YouTube being ridiculed cause I’ve got a fucking squared head. So they convinced me to do an odds on. I agreed to it thinking they’d never win because it was out of 100 but they did. Simon and I both picked 13.”

“Your lucky number.” You spoke softly making him nod.

“That’s the reason it’s my lucky number. It made me believe in fate because I ended up with the most beautiful woman in the world, inside and out.” He told you. You wrapped your arms around his neck and pressed your lips against his but he pulled away making you frown. “I thought I was going to smudge your lipstick.”

“Oh fuck off Will.” You laughed and pulled him in for another kiss. You felt a sharp pain in your side and groaned clenching your jaw.

“You need to get checked out.” He informed you pulling towards the medics that were already on hand.

“I love you Will.” You smiled. “And your squared head.”

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madnessinthishouse · 5 years

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Kiss + 17 /LOS MEIHEMS

Send ‘Kiss’ + a number to kiss my muse...

17. …to stop them from rambling.

Cuando estaba nerviosa o estresada o las dos cosas, Mei podía ser del tipo de persona que hablaba sin que se le entendiera lo que buscaba comunicar, fuera porque tartamudeaba o porque hablaba muy rápido, cual fuera la opción, complicaba a quien estuviera escuchandola.

Unos podían tenerle paciencia, otros no.

Otros podían buscar alternativas para tranquilizarla, fueran estar maneras no muy convencionales, pero bueno, ¿qué era convencional para el australiano? Él había pensado en que si el problema era que ella hablaba y hablaba sin llegar a algo que ÉL pudiera entender ¿por qué no mejor hacer que se tranquilizara?

Ella ni supo como reaccionar, no pudo negarse ¿para qué? Si al final eran pareja, así que de una u otra manera, esas cosas pasaban. Aunque eso si, tal parecía que al australiano le importaba poco que alguien llegara a darse cuenta.

#meihems ♥♥#burglarbravery #ask answered

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welcometothepenumbra · 5 years

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SECOND CITADEL – THE HEAD OF THE JANUS BEAST (PART ONE)

SOUND: DOOR OPENS, BELL RINGS, RAIN.

MUSIC: STARTS.

CONCIERGE: Ah, good evening, Traveler! Welcome to The Penumbra.

SOUND: KEYS JINGLING.

Have you heard of the Janus Beast? It’s been roaming through here of late, plucking travelers from their caravans and devouring them with its two bloodthirsty mouths. But don’t go looking for it yourself, Traveler; for a beast like this, you have to call a knight. Just be careful you don’t call too many of them, or they might make more of a mess than the beast ever could.

SOUND: THREE KNOCKS. CREEPY LAUGHTER.

Come, Traveler. Come with me into room 316.

SOUND: DOOR CREAKING OPEN.

The Head of the Janus Beast.

ALL SOUNDS: FADE OUT.

***

MUSIC: STARTS.

SOUND: HOOFBEATS.

VOICE 1: I think someone’s looooost.

VOICE 2: I’m not lost.

VOICE 1: But we’ve been tracking this monster for hours.

VOICE 2: Well, it’s a big forest.

VOICE 1: Whose idea was that? We don’t need forests this big. Someone should get in here and replace all this with something useful. Market. Tavern. A brothel, maybe.

MUSIC: ENDS.

VOICE 2: A brothel that takes half a day to get from one end to the other?

VOICE 1: That’s the dream, Tal.

VOICE 2 [TAL]: That isn’t possible.

VOICE 1: My God, you’re right! My sincerest apologies, Sir Talfryn the Cranky, Picker of Nits—

SIR TALFRYN: Stop it.

VOICE 1: —who corrected the grammar of the Queen herself in the Great Who/Whom debacle of the Crown’s Court.

TALFRYN: Stooooop!

VOICE 1: Fine, fine. But I don’t think I can take much more of this ‘forest.’

TALFRYN: You might have to.

VOICE 1: Alright, look; let’s get this over with. How do the tracks look?

TALFRYN: Well… they’re definitely the prints of a human-like creature. Big, too – nearly two feet from heel to toe.

VOICE 1: Two feet per foot?

TALFRYN: Yes.

VOICE 1: It wa- it was a joke, Tal. I meant, uh… nevermind. Keep going.

TALFRYN: (SNIFFS) Smells like there’s a stream nearby. Even ogres need a place to drink; its den could be close.

Uh, I don’t know, though. H-how sure are we that there really is a monster in these woods?

VOICE 1: Oh, stop it.

TALFRYN: They’re just footprints, Marc; someone could have just gotten lost out here.

VOICE 1 [MARC]: Someone with two-foot-long feet?

TALFRYN: It could be a big person.

SIR MARC: It’s more than just a person, Tal. We have eyewitness testimony, remember.

TALFRYN: From whom?

MARC: I bought a man a meal last night and he told me all about it.

TALFRYN: What man?

MARC: Oh, you saw him. Ah, the one sitting outside the inn.

TALFRYN: That was the town drunk!

MARC: Listen to yourself, Tal! For shame! With people talking about him that way, why wouldn’t he start drinking? A drunk! Listen to yourself. He’s a human being, one suffering from a terrible condition, and you reduce him like this. Next you’ll start calling me a—

TALFRYN: You’re right. I’m sorry.

MARC: Good. Now, this person suffering from inebriation told me – surprisingly lucidly, I might add – that he saw the last trade caravan when the monster attacked it! A Janus Beast, he called it: like a man, he said, with two faces, one looking forward and one back, and its arms and its legs would twist around to face each side as—

TALFRYN: If he was drunk, don’t you think his vision might be blurry? Like he might see two faces where there was only one?

MARC: That’s just rude, Tal.

TALFRYN: How is it rude?! He’s a drunk!

MARC: For the last time, I told you not to call him a drunk, you— (PAINED GASP)

TALFRYN: You always do this! You stay out until all hours talking to who-knows-who and you expect me to— the pain?

MARC: No, you just came a little too close and I caught your scent.

TALFRYN: (SIGHS) Hold on, I’ll help you down.

SOUND: FOOTSTEPS. BUCKLES CLINKING.

You’re sure these buckles aren’t too tight?

MARC: Well, I thought about loosening them, but decided I’d rather stay on the horse.

TALFRYN: Fine. Grab on.

MARC: (GROANS) Ahh, careful, careful!

SOUND: RUSTLING.

TALFRYN: Where’s the pain this time?

MARC: Just the right leg. Uh, lower down, I think, it’s… getting harder to tell.

TALFRYN: That could be good, couldn’t it?

MARC: No, this happens every few years. Leave it alone, I just need some rest. (SIGHS) They really should get some rugs in here. I hate the flooring they’ve put in.

TALFRYN: Dirt, you mean?

MARC: You call it what you like. It’s awful. You weren’t kidding about these tracks, though – they are impressive.

TALFRYN: You really think so?

MARC: Yeah, these are the sorts of footprints that smaller footprints use to scare their toes into behaving.

TALFRYN: I knew it! I thought my eyes might be tricking me, but they aren’t, are they? This thing is huge! Just think what it’ll do for our reputation if we kill it!

MARC: Sure.

TALFRYN: This has to be the one, right? If this two-faced ogre or whatever it is has been stalking the locals for as long as they say, its head has got to get us some attention… maybe even enough to convince the Queen to see us. Finally. It will. It has to. I’m sure it will.

SOUND: HORSE SNORT.

MARC: You know, they say the more times you repeat something, the more convincing it becomes.

TALFRYN: Really?

MARC: No.

TALFRYN: Oh. Sorry.

MARC: For what? For not being confident? Next you’re going to apologize for apologizing.

TALFRYN: Sor—

MARC: Don’t! It’s an old joke, Tal, and you’re too young a joker.

Will the Queen notice one monster? Maybe. But will the Knights of the Queen notice? Definitely. They’ll want to choke us for stepping in on their territory. And if we want to be Knights of the Queen, we have two options: either impress the Queen so much that she has to enlist us, or piss off the knights so much they’d rather let us join than let us roam around making them look bad.

TALFRYN: Are you sure making the knights angry is a good idea?

MARC: After what they’ve put us through? I’m not gonna stop angering them, Tal. They’ll have to kiss my greaves before I stop.

SOUND: FOOTSTEPS.

TALFRYN: Did you hear that?

MARC: Shh!

Go take a look. And hand me my sword.

SOUND: RUSTLING. HORSE SNORT.

TALFRYN: (WHISPERING) It’s one of the Queen’s Knights.

MARC: (WHISPERING) You’re joking. No, what am I saying? Of course you aren’t.

TALFRYN: This is a problem.

MARC: A problem! Try opportunity, Tal. This is just the confirmation we needed!

TALFRYN: What?

MARC: Does the Queen send her closest knights to check on every oversized footprint in the kingdom?

TALFRYN: I don’t know. I’ve never spoken to her.

MARC: No! Of course she doesn’t! If one of the Knights of the Queen is out here, we know we’re onto something big – something Janus Beast big!

TALFRYN: Well, it doesn’t matter how big the monster is if that knight finds it before we do.

MARC: Oh, Tal, come on! He’s not gonna get there before us; that’s what I’m here for.

SOUND: TWO QUICK CLAPS.

Dampierre! Here, Dampierre!

TALFRYN: The horse?

SOUND: NEIGHING.

Look what it did! The knight heard it!

MARC: That’s the idea. Dampierre, help me up, quickly!

SOUND: BUCKLES CLINKING. SNORT.

TALFRYN: I hope you know what you’re doing.

VOICE 3: (DISTANT) Who’s in there?

TALFRYN: A lady knight?!

MARC: Don’t be rude. I can’t take you anywhere, can I?

VOICE 3: I can hear you whispering. Show yourself!

MARC: Y-y-you show yourself!

VOICE 3: I don’t have time for this. In the name of the Queen, show yourself. Knight’s orders.

MARC: Alright. We’re coming, we’re coming.

SOUND: HOOFBEATS.

VOICE 3: Fun costumes you two have. You often go into the woods and play dress-up?

TALFRYN: Costumes?!

MARC: Please forgive my brother, miss—

VOICE 3: Sir.

TALFRYN: Mister?

VOICE 3: Sir. My name is Sir Caroline. You’ll show some respect and refer to me by my full title. That clear?

MARC: Perfectly, Sir Caroline. Please excuse my brother; the doctors say he’s simple.

VOICE 3 [SIR CAROLINE]: I can see that.

TALFRYN: Hey…

MARC: But the costumes you mention… these are no games, Sir Caroline. These are the deadliest business. Did you speak to the mayor of our village?

CAROLINE: I don’t have that kind of time to waste. People have been dying on this path, I hear – which is exactly why you shouldn’t be here.

MARC: Of course, but—

CAROLINE: So go home, hang up that cheap mail, and leave the knighting to the knights. Think you can do that?

MARC: Well that’s just the problem, Sir Caroline. We saw the cause of that death with our own eyes! This thing they call… the Janus Beast.

CAROLINE: You saw it? Where?

MARC: Just a few nights ago! My brother awoke in the night complaining that he heard a howling. “A howling?” I said. “We live next to a forest, you fool! Of course there is a howling. Go back to sleep, you’re just having another attack of simplicity.” But then he awoke again, not two minutes later—

CAROLINE: I asked you where.

MARC: Well, we went out, and we watched the thing tear this caravan apart – the legs swinging and its twin faces gnashing all of their teeth, sixty-four by my brother’s count; he might be simple, Sir Caroline, but in terms of mathematics you will never find a quicker—

CAROLINE: Where was it?

MARC: Don’t rush me; pacing is crucial to proper storytelling.

CAROLINE: Excuse me?

MARC: You’re excused. In any case, we followed the monster back to its den, where we watched it chew the bones of our fellow men, and it was so terrible my brother took to sobbing just like this. Go on, brother, sob.

TALFRYN: What?

MARC: I asked you to cry. Boo-hoo. Like you did when you saw big monster man?

TALFRYN: Boo, hoo.

MARC: Thank you for humoring him; he dreams of taking the stage one day. It’s tragic, really.

CAROLINE: Where you saw it, please. Now.

MARC: My brother was crying, as you just saw, and the sound lured the monster to us. We were absolutely certain to be doomed, until the moonlight shone on our father’s old shield, which my brother brought to keep him safe. The Janus Beast howled, and ran back into its cave – we suspect it is terrified of either steel or family heirlooms. And now, each day we must come into the forest to keep the beast within its den. It is our duty to our neighbors, Sir Caroline; I’m sure you understand.

CAROLINE: I understand a lot of things from that story. There’s just one thing you left unclear.

MARC: You must be mistaken. I was very thorough.

CAROLINE: Its cave. Where. Is it.

MARC: Oh, over that way. Ride for half an hour, cross a stream, a left at the grove where nothing grows, and then you’re there.

CAROLINE: About time. Listen to me: go home. Orders from a Knight of the Queen. I don’t want either of you to get hurt, understood?

MARC: Perfectly.

CAROLINE: And you. The… simple one.

TALFRYN: (SIGHING) Yes?

CAROLINE: Watch your brother. He has a big mouth.

SOUND: HOOFBEATS. HORSE SNORT.

TALFRYN: Was that all really necessary?

MARC: Well, it got us what we wanted, didn’t it? She’s off in the wrong direction, and we’re free to hunt the Janus Beast in private.

TALFRYN: Fine.

MARC: Then what are we waiting for? This beast isn’t gonna kill itself. Not until it gets close enough to smell you, anyway.

ALL SOUNDS: FADE OUT.

***

SOUND: HOOFBEATS.

TALFRYN: Whoa, there. The tracks are freshest here – still wet. It came up from the spring and went this way within the last few minutes.

MARC: Will it catch our scent?

TALFRYN: It shouldn’t from here.

MARC: We’ll move slowly, then.

TALFRYN: (WHISPERING) Stop, stop.

MARC: (WHISPERING) That’s it! Incredible! Look at the size of those swords it’s holding, and… those arms! They’re just like the old man said – joints snapping and twisting back and forth!

SOUND: HEAVY FOOTSTEPS.

TALFRYN: That’s disgusting.

MARC: Honestly, Tal, you can be so judgmental.

TALFRYN: But—

MARC: Anyway, Sir ‘Master Forest Tracker’ Talfryn, what’s standard protocol for taking down a Janus Beast?

TALFRYN: Well… in cases like this, you want to make sure you’re downwind, and find a way to sneak up on it from behind.

MARC: Good, good! Good plan, Tal. Only, uh… um…

TALFRYN: Only what?

MUSIC: STARTS.

MARC: If it has a face ahead of it… and a face behind it… how are we supposed to sneak up on it?

JANUS BEAST: You aren’t.

TALFRYN: Uh-oh.

JANUS BEAST: (CACKLES)

TALFRYN: Marc, look out!

SOUND: SWORD CLANGING.

JANUS BEAST: (SINGSONG) Our trap, our trap! We got it, we got it!

JANUS 1: Smashed it into sludge!

JANUS 2: Ground it down to meal!

JANUS BEAST: Tonight, the Janus Beast will feast! (LAUGHS)

TALFRYN: Marc! Marc, where are you?

MARC: In the dirt, no thanks to you! You loosened the straps, didn’t you?

TALFRYN: I just thought—

MARC: You thought wrong! Of all the useless—

SOUND: HORSE SNORT.

Don’t defend him! You’re no better, Dampierre!

SOUND: SNORT.

None of your excuses! You ran, you yellow-bellied pony!

JANUS BEAST: Hark, hark! Do we hear?

MARC: Get over here and help me up!

JANUS 1: With four ears, we hear!

JANUS 2: With four eyes, we see!

JANUS BEAST: It lives! We’ll catch it, snap it, drink its marrow, gobble it, slobber it—

MARC: Quit reading the menu and fight me, monster!

JANUS BEAST: (CACKLES)

TALFRYN: I’m coming, Marc— oof!

SOUND: THUD.

JANUS BEAST: We’ll eat this one later; shred its skin and boil its eyes!

MARC: Dampierre! Stay back, stay back!

JANUS BEAST: And what is this little meal? Why won’t it run?

MARC: Run? Ha! I don’t run for anyone, twin-face. I make the world run for me.

JANUS BEAST: Ahhh… now we see!

JANUS 2: It cannot run.

JANUS 1: It cannot stand.

JANUS BEAST: Its legs are limp as watercress leaves… and twice as tender. (LAUGHING)

MARC: Well, we all have a flaw. With two faces you’re twice as ugly, for example.

JANUS BEAST: How foolish… The broken doll thinks it’s a knight!

JANUS 1: It will come to a quiet end, we see.

JANUS 2: No battle-glory, no sword-swinging or shield-shining.

JANUS BEAST: It will waste away slowly, in a dark bed, in a dark room, over so many years, wasting, wasting…

MARC: A quiet end sounds nice with you two prattling on like this.

JANUS 1: To be eaten would be an honor.

MARC: I’ve always thought so. The only question is how.

JANUS 2: To be eaten! So noble.

MARC: Yes, yes. A sandwich always seemed appropriate to me. Portable, but dignified. I’ve never really had the complexion for mayonnaise, but, you make do with what you can. Be sure to bite into me carefully, though.

JANUS BEAST: We’ll open wide and swallow, gobble, chew and chomp and—

SOUND: GRUNT, SWORD SLASH.

Ahhhhh!

MARC: I might bite back.

TALFRYN: I’m coming, Marc!

SOUND: GRUNT, PUNCH. THUD.

It’s down!

JANUS BEAST: Our eyes, it’s slashed our eyes! It tricks us! With but one brain and two eyes, it tricks us!

MARC: Brains are odd like that; they’re really about quality, not quantity.

SOUND: HOOFBEATS.

(GRUNTS) Thank you, Dampierre. Sorry for snapping at you – tensions high, you know how it is.

SOUND: SNORT.

Yes, yes, sugar and apples for all when this is through.

JANUS BEAST: (CACKLES)

TALFRYN: Marc, look!

JANUS BEAST: It thinks it has beaten us! It takes just two eyes, and it thinks it wins! It doesn’t know what we know: it doesn’t know that… (GIGGLES) …two and two makes four.

TALFRYN: You didn’t know that?!

MARC: Of course I did! Draw your sword, it’s stalling!

SOUND: SWORD SLASH. HEAVY FOOTSTEPS, WIND HOWLING.

JANUS BEAST: Two and two makes four… plus two minus two makes four… and two and two and two and two makes four twos or two fours plus two and two and two and two and… (CACKLING)

TALFRYN: Its head is spinning!

MARC: I can see that, thank you – attack it!

SOUND: GRUNT, SWORD CLANG. TWO POPS.

…uh-oh.

TALFRYN: Its head stopped spinning!

MARC: The head updates are really not necessary, Tal!

TALFRYN: But its eyes—

MARC: Yes! I can see that they’re back! Really, that’s enough!

JANUS BEAST: (LAUGHS) It fights on its horse! We’ll match it blade for blade – the beast with four eyes against the knight with four legs! (CACKLING)

MARC: Spin around it, Tal – I’ll duel with this side, you take that.

TALFRYN: Done.

MARC: That’s it, Dampierre, that’s it! Good footwork!

SOUND: SWORDS CLANGING.

TALFRYN: The drunkard didn’t think to mention that it could regenerate?

MARC: Listen to yourself, Tal! I said he was a reliable drunk, but he was still a drunk!

TALFRYN: This is the last time you pick the quest!

MARC: It is not. If you picked them then every quest would be, “Sir Marc and Sir Talfryn against the Larger-Than-Usual Breakfast!”

TALFRYN: You keep bringing that up! It’s not that weird to eat four sausages at breakfast!

MARC: Help us with this one, Janus Beast – your thoughts on the four sausage issue?

JANUS BEAST: We think it’s time to make this fight fair! Ha!

SOUND: PUNCH.

TALFRYN: Ooh!

MARC: Ah, Talfryn!

JANUS BEAST: (LAUGHING) Let’s see how witty it is with two swords swinging at it!

MARC: Still very witty.

SOUND: SWORDS CLANGING.

See? Definitely… still ver… witty.

JANUS BEAST: It will die! Broken little knight, listen and die! (CACKLING)

CAROLINE: Not on my watch, beast!

JANUS BEAST: What?!

MARC: Damn it! Not that knight again.

SOUND: SWORDS CLANGING.

MARC: Hello again.

CAROLINE: Thought I might see you here.

MARC: Did you find the cave alright?

CAROLINE: Yep. It was right where you said it was.

MARC: Wow, really?

CAROLINE: No, of course not, you idiot. I knew you seemed familiar, and I turned back as soon as I remembered. The Salamander and his nursemaid.

TALFRYN: (DISTANT) Hey!

MARC: A reputation! You really know how to flatter a guy, Sir Caroline.

CAROLINE: You know how to get underfoot. Leave the Janus Beast to me and go home.

JANUS 1: It’s too much!

JANUS 2: It’s too fast!

MARC: Sorry, no can do. My brother and I need this head pretty badly.

CAROLINE: You aren’t the only ones.

MARC: Sounds like an impasse.

JANUS BEAST: Stop, stop! We can’t keep up!

CAROLINE: Doesn’t have to be. How about this: whoever cuts off the head takes it. If you’re so confident a swordsman, that shouldn’t be a problem for you.

MARC: (LAUGHS) Oh, it won’t be a problem.

CAROLINE: So it’s a deal?

MARC: Deal.

JANUS BEAST: Too fast, too fast, too fast! Ahhhhhh!!

MARC & CAROLINE: (GRUNT)

SOUND: WET SLASH.

JANUS 1: (CHOKING) Little girl knight thinks a head will bring her respect…

JANUS 2: (CHOKING) Broken doll thinks a head will bring him a title…

JANUS BEAST: (CHOKING) But it will never find a title… it will never find respect… not for a thousand, thousand heads…

MUSIC: ENDS.

Not for a thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand—

MARC: This thing never shuts up, does it?

JANUS BEAST: (LAUGHING)

CAROLINE: Some never do.

SOUND: PUNCH.

CAROLINE: Well, I’ll be taking my trophy now.

MARC: Your trophy? I cut its head off!

CAROLINE: Are you blind? My sword is covered in blood!

MARC: You must have cheated!

CAROLINE: Don’t call me a cheat, thief!

MARC: So much for knightly honor. Go find your own monster, you hack!

TALFRYN: Marc, no!

CAROLINE: You’d better have the sword to back those words up.

MARC: Gladly!

TALFRYN: Stop! Just knock it off, the both of you!

MARC: Back off, Tal.

TALFRYN: I won’t! You don’t need to fight!

CAROLINE: I beg to differ.

TALFRYN: No, really! I saw the whole thing!

CAROLINE: You saw who killed the Janus Beast?

TALFRYN: Yes! And I have good news!

It was both of you!

MARC: That… doesn’t make sense.

TALFRYN: But it’s true! You both swung at exactly the same time, and your swords clashed right inside the monster’s neck, and there was blood everywhere, and then it was laughing, and then—

CAROLINE: What?

MARC: How is that good news, exactly?

TALFRYN: Because since you both killed it, that means that… you can both share the head! You can both bring it back to the castle and tell everyone you did it together.

(SIMULTANEOUS) MARC: With her?! CAROLINE: With him?!

MARC: I’m not sharing my trophy with her! I could have taken that beast down one-handed!

CAROLINE: Because you aren’t already at enough of a disadvantage.

MARC: Oh, that’s it!

SOUND: SWORDS CLANG.

TALFRYN: Stop! The both of you!

CAROLINE: Put that head down.

TALFRYN: I won’t. We’re bringing it back together.

CAROLINE: And be made a fool of in front the Queen herself? I don’t think so!

TALFRYN: I don’t care whether or not you like it; it’s what we’re doing. You can’t take us both on, Sir Caroline. And Marc, I’m not going to let you take what isn’t yours.

MARC: I guess there’s no arguing with that, is there?

CAROLINE: …Fine.

MARC: Good! Well, I’m glad everyone’s so excited about this. Tal, you sure know how to put together a party. I’m Sir Marc. This is my brother, Sir Talfryn.

And, this is the part where you say, “Nice to meet you!” or maybe, “I’m not worthy!”

CAROLINE: I’m not—

MARC: Or maybe something simple, like, “On second thought, you take the head!”

CAROLINE: You can call each other whatever you want, but I’m not calling a wannabe knight 'Sir’ anything. I earned my title. Neither of you can say the same.

MARC: (SIGH) Hand me the head, Sir Talfryn.

TALFRYN: No.

MARC: Fine, you hold onto it, then. One fat head is hard enough for me to deal with anyway.

ALL SOUNDS: FADE OUT.

SOUND: FIRE CRACKLING.

CAROLINE: This is a waste of my time.

MARC: For once, I agree with Sir Glory-Hog. In the time it took to set up this camp and remove our armor, we could have been out of this forest.

TALFRYN: No, we couldn’t. It’s dark.

CAROLINE: A day behind because two impostors are afraid of the dark.

TALFRYN: We found this place by following the Janus Beast’s tracks; we’ll have to get out the same way. This forest is full of cliffs and fast rivers; stumbling around in the dark is a good way to fall into something and die.

CAROLINE: Well, what are we supposed to do, then?

TALFRYN: Sleep, probably.

CAROLINE: So that you two can take the head in the night? I don’t think so.

TALFRYN: Suit yourself. Come on, Sir Marc, I’ve laid out your bedroll.

MARC: I’m not sleeping, either.

TALFRYN: But the doctor’s orders—

MARC: Well, these are brother’s orders, and I’m pulling rank.

TALFRYN: But—

MARC: The second we close our eyes, Tal, she’s gonna grab the head and take off. Look at her! Those nasty, shifty eyes!

CAROLINE: I’m right here.

MARC: If she stays up, I stay up.

TALFRYN: Fine. But don’t complain to me when your legs hurt in the morning.

MARC: They always hurt, you—

TALFRYN: (SNORING)

MARC: What a sleepy boy.

CAROLINE: You could join him.

MARC: I think I’ll watch the head instead, thank you. I’d hate for a scavenger to take it while I slept.

Hungry?

CAROLINE: Yes, actually.

MARC: Here.

CAROLINE: …Thank you.

MARC: So, one of the Knights of the Queen, huh? Pretty new?

CAROLINE: I’ve been a knight for three years now.

MARC: Thought so. Didn’t see you around back when Tal and I were taking exams.

CAROLINE: That was a long time ago, I hear. But they still talk about you, you know.

MARC: Well, thoughtful of them.

CAROLINE: They call you the Salamander. Because you—

MARC: Crawl along the ground, right, yeah. They probably told you I cheated on my exams, too.

CAROLINE: You admit it, then.

MARC: Sure. To hear them tell it I’ve cheated hundreds of ways. Now first I was cheating because I needed my horse to clear the obstacle course. So I built up the strength to crawl my way through it.

CAROLINE: So they hadn’t added the ten-foot moat jump by then?

MARC: Oh, no, that was in there. Oh, that one took a few tries.

CAROLINE: So… then you passed.

MARC: Yeah, I’d say so. They said I couldn’t pass the dueling exam if I fell down, so we argued about what that meant, until someone said my stomach couldn’t hit the ground. So I did the whole thing on my back. And then there was the riding test, where they told me I couldn’t use my own horse.

SOUND: SNORT.

I know, old friend, that still fires you up, doesn’t it?

CAROLINE: And you say you passed all of those. How many tries did it take?

MARC: Two hundred and ninety-one. They ran the test twice a week; I took it every time for almost three years. (SIGHS) Not perfect attendance – I had to take a month off in the first year for a broken thumb. But I’m proud of it.

CAROLINE: Well… if you passed, then why aren’t you a knight?

MARC: It took two hundred and ninety-one tries for them to run out of hoops for me to go through – or I guess until they decided to bring out the big, flaming hoop. I’d have to talk to the Queen, they said – but the Queen could only see me in her audience chamber, where only one person could enter at a time, no horses were allowed, and crawling was strictly prohibited. (LAUGHS) Say what you want about the Knights of the Queen, but they can really write a punchline.

CAROLINE: That’s… (SIGHS) …not that surprising, actually.

MARC: Hmm, thought you’d feel that way. Our two-faced friend suggested as much.

CAROLINE: My story’s not so different from yours. They just… couldn’t find a final hoop for me.

MARC: Lucky.

You could say a little bit more about that.

CAROLINE: I could.

MARC: I did just tell you my entire life story.

CAROLINE: Short life.

MARC: It was the abridged version, yes.

CAROLINE: Listen, Marc, I’m sorry about your sad life, but I don’t go spilling my guts around every sappy campfire I sit at, alright?

MARC: Fine, fine.

What’s in the bag?

CAROLINE: Do you really have to butt into every single thing I do? Seriously?

MARC: Allergic to conversation. This is gonna be a fun night.

CAROLINE: My flask’s empty. Give me some of yours.

MARC: (GULPING) Just finished mine. Sorry. There’s a stream right over there.

CAROLINE: And leave you with the head? No way.

MARC: Mm, your choice. But it’s sure to be a long, thirsty night. That ration I gave you… it’s salty, isn’t it? Dries you right up.

CAROLINE: (GRUNTS) If you so much as touch that head—

MARC: Look at me. It’s not like I’m going anywhere.

CAROLINE: You’d better not.

SOUND: FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING.

MARC: Sir Caroline? Sir Caroline!

(WHISPERING) Dampierre, over here. Quickly!

SOUND: SNORT, HOOFBEATS.

See, I told you pouring out her flask would pay off. Now come on, while I load our trophy, you wake Tal.

SOUND: SNORT.

Keep it down! I don’t care how you do it, just do it. Bite his ear off or something.

SOUND: SWORD UNSHEATHING.

CAROLINE: Bite off his ear, eh? Not a bad idea.

MARC: Ow ow ow ow—!

CAROLINE: I warned you about trying to take the head. But honestly, I’m glad you tried. Killing someone over a hunting dispute might not go over well, but killing a thief… that’s just a day on the job.

MARC: Okay, you are pushing very hard on that sword.

CAROLINE: I am.

MARC: Just one quick question about that.

CAROLINE: Oh?

MARC: Ha!

SOUND: SWORDS CLANG.

Did you know that when you drive your sword that way, you completely ruin your grip?

CAROLINE: My sword!

MARC: Yes, your grip on your sword, exactly!

CAROLINE: Take your blade off me.

MARC: What did you say about killing thieves? Well. Maybe I’ll just have to take your head to the castle, too. After all, you know what they say…

CAROLINE: Don’t you dare.

MARC: Two heads are better than one.

CAROLINE: I can’t wait to kill you.

TALFRYN: (SNORTS AWAKE) Oh, you’re kidding me!

MARC: Yes, and what a jape it’s been. Go back to sleep.

TALFRYN: Marc, put the sword away. And you, Sir Caroline, you stay right there. Darn it, how long did it take you two to start fighting?

MARC: Fighting? Nobody’s fighting. We’re getting along like two peas on fire.

TALFRYN: No, stop. I’m not going to wake up in the morning to find one of you gone and the other dead.

MARC: Unless—

TALFRYN: No matter which one it is!

Jus- go to sleep. Both of you.

CAROLINE: I will not.

MARC: Well, I won’t, either. I’m not gonna be put to bed like a kid.

TALFRYN: Don’t, then. I don’t care, really. We’ll stay up all night together, if we have to, staring at the fire and wanting to stab each other.

MARC: I’m game for that.

CAROLINE: Fine. Nobody’s sleeping.

MARC: Nobody.

CAROLINE: Nobody.

TALFRYN: …Nobody.

ALL SOUNDS: FADE OUT.

SOUND: CRICKETS CHIRPING. SNORING.

TALFRYN: (SNORTS AWAKE) I didn’t do it, I promise!

JANUS BEAST: (UNINTELLIGIBLE WHISPERING)

TALFRYN: Oh, good. They’re finally asleep. (YAWNS) Everything looking okay out there, Thomas? …Thomas?

Marc’s horse always talks back to him… Thomas, that you?

JANUS BEAST: (WHISPERING) It can’t know… we can’t let it know…

TALFRYN: Oh, that’s not Thomas. That’s the… the head.

JANUS BEAST: (WHISPERING) Our secrets…

TALFRYN: Marc?

Never mind… you’re just gonna tell me I’m wasting your time anyway. Say something really funny, and cutting, like… “Hey, why’d you wake me up! You… uh, guy!”

Better at jokes… better at talking to horses… better at everything.

JANUS BEAST: (WHISPERING) It can’t know our secret… It can’t know about the treasure greater than our head…

TALFRYN: A treasure?! (WHISPERING) What’d you just say about a treasure?

JANUS BEAST: (WHISPERING) It’s not like its brother… Its brother is a hero…

TALFRYN: (HISSING) Stop it!!

JANUS BEAST: (WHISPERING) Its brother is a hero, but it is… replaceable…

TALFRYN: I told you to stop!

JANUS BEAST: (WHISPERING) It thinks its brother is going to leave it behind… it thinks its brother will take our head and all our glory, and it will be left behind… and it is right.

TALFRYN: (GROANS)

JANUS BEAST: (WHISPERING) It must be right… and that’s why it can’t find our heart.

TALFRYN: (WHISPERING) The monster’s heart?

JANUS BEAST: (WHISPERING) Our heart could make it a hero… we mustn’t tell it… it cannot know…

TALFRYN: (WHISPERING) The monster’s heart. The body’s not so far… I could be back by morning.

JANUS BEAST: (WHISPERING) It mustn’t know… the secret of our heart…

MUSIC: STARTS.

TALFRYN: (WHISPERING) Come on, Thomas. Quickly. We have to be back before they wake up.

JANUS BEAST: (WHISPERING) It mustn’t know… it mustn’t know…

TALFRYN: Alright, stupid head. Tell me about this heart.

JANUS BEAST: (WHISPERING) Our secret… our secret… (CREEPY LAUGH)

ALL SOUNDS: FADE OUT.

***

SOUND: RAIN & MUSIC.

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This tale, The Head of the Janus Beast, was told by the following people: Stefano Perti as Sir Marc, Jason Mellin as Sir Talfryn, Leslie Drescher as Sir Caroline, and Kate Jones and Noah Simes as the Janus Beast.

On staff at The Penumbra: Kevin Vibert is our lead writer and recording engineer. Sophie Kaner is our director and sound designer. Grahame Turner is our lead editor. Original music by Ryan Vibert.

The Penumbra is created and produced by Sophie Kaner and Kevin Vibert.

I’m so sorry you’ve been called away, dear Traveler. We eagerly await your return.

ALL SOUNDS: FADE OUT.

#second citadel

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nochiquinn · 6 years

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campaign 2 episode 24: oliver plot twist

matt: welcome back to everyone but liam

bonding via sparkler dicks

fjord buys fifty padlocks

ROLL FOR GLOWSTICK

wait I was working, I didn't see, when did he do the thing

MATT WHAT IS THAT VOICE

"oh, there's a process"

caleb

I just heard travis mutter "snort it" and I'm not sure I even want context

I have a sudden strong need for art of molly in full sosterius johnson mode

to my socially anxious ass this place sounds like hell

discord: jester is high chaos

been a while since we heard tal's "this'll be funny"

oh, I missed the part where the dwarf lady had a beard

"we can bring companions up" taliesin: eyebrow waggle

as matt goes all-in on the roleplay

what the fuck liam

yasha's in japan

"half of me is interested, the other half is terrified"

"it is something that is entirely possible" that's taliesin, not molly

I wanna fight them. I don't even know the backstory and I want to fight them.

Y'ALL

oh, she's belle

"across the spectrum of gender" bless u matt mercer

I love this place

pride gnomes

"pop n lock" taliesin no

"a teAM DRINKING COMPETITION"

mala: she has six hp, it'll be fine

this is how you handle your missing player

throw every possible dance pun directly at each other

these dorks are gonna kill me

was that a f u c k i n g aristocats reference

matt is just straight messing with travis at this point

j e s t e r

"did you just put a hooker on layaway"

someone save fjord

orcdad is unprepared

"you were bootlegging your old man's hooch?!"

"he wasn't a bad person, I think he just had bad direction" wow that doesn't hit a cord at all

"monks who are librarians. who taught you how to kill with your fists."

"anybody else want a sip of my heritage?" "is that code for something?"

"I can see he's a waltzer" is THAT code for something

"cram school!" SAMUEL

rip travis

discord: something something edubation

jester just out here arranging playdates and shit

it's not the price is right, beau

"my resting bitch face is stronger!"

barmaid's gaydar is activated

the FUCKING macarena

(it never leaves you)

no fjord you're the designated driver

"that is one smooth semen" l i a m

just flip a coin why don't you

"I did not think this through" - nott, probably

related to nothing: laura's hair is super pretty

beau

marisha

awww impromptu waltz

and liam had to make it sad

+5 friend points

"I will FUCKING punch you if you try to kiss me"

"whatever team you're on I'm not sure I play for it"

"it's team Fuck Off, I'm well aware"

that sounds painful

"did you touch inside me?" matt's face

"I'm gonna go throw up on fjord"

MOLLY

"my koi pond is gone!"

ten bucks says it was the little girl

because somebody had to do it

(it had to be someone they know)

appropriate response

jester: I don't like her. based entirely on her personality. and nothing else.

discord: green is not jester's color

way to victim-blame, irina

"we should have left our money in the cart"

fjord is using too many big words to be that hungover

"this might be a goblin thing"

jester no

I miss viktor

phrasing

that's the cutest shit I've ever seen in my life

"what happened to the other 999"

RISA BE NICE

oh no. murder robot happened, didn't it.

murder robot.

jester

RISANIA

jesus christ everyone doing that in unison is fucking terrifying

caleb no

fjord beau buddy cop when

"a hint of howl's moving castle" I'm into it

"I can send a message!" kiriiii

YEP

NOT IN NOTTINGHAM

molly: pickpocket smarter, not harder

"the dm hates it so now it's a thing"

I love the "con man with legit powers" trope negl

cold resting bitches

discord: I can't believe nott just murdered beau

"I've done dumber shit" the best rallying cry

"have you ever eaten an orphan"

fjord :(

finger ring

I demand a series of picture books based on this. boxcar children but with a bird

#critical role #reaction post #spoilers #crititag #liveblog

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kevinfuckinday · 6 years

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💋 back 2 u

send a “ 💋 “ if you want a drabble where our muses kiss

Está seguro que Rick no va a llegar en otra hora. Se encargó de averiguarlo, de verlo partir, antes de permitirse -de nueva cuenta- caer en la indiscreción de la que era víctima desde hace ya varias semanas. Tampoco era como si le importara. Aidan era uno de esos hombres que no se molestaba en prenderle fuego a los puentes que acababa de cruzar. Parecía una cacería, una en la que su presa no había dado señales de resistencia. Se acercaba por detrás a la ya conocida habitación de la fémina, aquella que compartía con su propio hermano. La puerta estaba abierta, y sus pasos eran ágiles, silenciosos, llevándolo a donde la rubia se encontraba, gloriosa y perfecta, frente a un espejo que no hacía justicia a la verdadera belleza que poseía. Pensamientos cargados de envidia hacia su propia sangre se hicieron presentes, junto con aquellos que le hacían más merecedor de Gabrielle que cualquier otro. Se colocó detrás de ella, su propio reflejo devolviéndole la mirada mientras se inclinaba sobre el delicado cuello de su víctima, depositando un beso sobre la cálida piel. ---Dame una razón para no hacerte mía aquí mismo, justo ahora,--- no la necesitaba, y aunque la tuviera, las posibilidades de que las desechara eran altas. Muy altas. Era adicto a ella, al sabor de sus labios, al sonido de sus jadeos y al calor de su cuerpo contra el suyo cuando la poseía. Sus manos se apoderaron de las marcadas caderas, y con un movimiento que parecía no costarle ni un poco, la volteó para tenerla frente a él, el masculino cuerpo presionándose contra Gabrielle, obligándola a reclinarse contra el tocador. Sus labios se encontraban a una mínima distancia, podía probar la respiración de su perdición personal, la ambrosía emanando del rosa de su boca, enviando un cosquilleo por los suyos, la corriente eléctrica de la pasión recorriendo su cuerpo en un santiamén. ---Dame una razón para detenerme,--- de alguna manera, la arrogancia nata del pelinegro era tal que sabía que no habría una, que el ataque de sus labios sería bien recibido por los de la esposa de su hermano, apasionados y frenéticos besos compartidos por los pecadores amantes. ¡Y eso! Eso era su propio paraíso.

#aquí tienes bby OuO #espero que esté bien #porque de repente me emociono y termino escribiendo de más #drabbles #abadassunicorn-rper

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st-crylo · 7 years

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Undercover & Undone 4

A/N: Yall I had to hold back bc tbh i was like yall need to kiss but its all good. Anyways sorry for being kinda MIA, I’ve been busy with school so it’s been a little difficult for me to write, but now that I’ve got the hang of things, I should be able to get more content out. Thanks for being patient, hope you guys enjoy!!!

Warnings: None

Word Count: 4.8K

Tagging: @stressedoutkylo

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You felt stress bubble up inside you as you waited for Matt and Ben to arrive. They were going to wish you good luck before you headed to the Cortenshis Estate. Thinking about how tonight was the night filled you with more anxiety than anything ever had. You kept fiddling with your fingers, unable to stay still as you waited for your two closest friends to arrive before you had to get ready. You couldn’t think of any way that this could go any easier, especially since you were terrified. What would you say? How would he react to seeing you again? Would he be happy or angry? You were making yourself sick just thinking about it. You had to find some sense of relief for your stress before the start of the Gala.

A knock at your door broke your haze of anxiety, causing you to hop up from your place on your loveseat and head over to open the door. Once you did, you were greeted by the smiling face of Matt, his glasses slightly frosted around the edges, and Ben, whose nose was slightly red at the tip from the wind.

“Hey, (y/n)!” Matt said as he walked into your apartment, shaking the snow off of his coat. He pulled you in for a hug, which had you shivering.

“Can you not just wait to hug me until after you take off your coat?” You asked as he pulled away. Ben simply gave you a pat on the back and smiled warmly at you.

“Well I figured that would be pointless since we aren’t staying very long,” Matt noted, sticking out his lower lip in a pout. You let out a light laugh and shook your head at him.

“So, how you feeling kid?” Ben asked, causing you to turn and face him. You grimaced at the question, beginning to twiddle your thumbs.

“I’m pretty nervous, actually,” you said softly, looking down at your hands. You felt a hand placed on your shoulder and looked up, making eye contact with Ben. His eyes seemed to burn with emotion, but what emotion you couldn’t quite distinguish.

“(y/n), you will do fine. I’m sure you’ve got this. We all believe in you,” he said reassuringly, causing you to smile. Hearing that everyone’s confidence was in you made you feel better about the situation as a whole.

“Well, we came to wish you good luck, and we’ve done that,” Matt said, breaking the silence between the three of you. You looked towards the blond and nodded, giving him a smile.

“Yeah, I need to call Luka so he can come pick me up,” you stated, giving the two Solo boys one last hug before they set off again. They both stomped over to the doorway and smiled back at you, waving goodbye before closing the door behind them as you rang up Luka. Knowing they had faith in you felt all the more better about tonight, and your ability to do the job at hand.

Kylo stared down at the black tuxedo laid across his bed. He let out a sigh and ran a hand through his head, scratching as he came to the back of his head. He wanted this night to be over as soon as possible, especially since he didn’t really want to socialize. He just wished he could send Tal and Valerium in his place, but he knew Cortenshis would take offense to something like that.

“Kylo, you in here?” came Phasma’s voice from outside the door, along with the barking of his two dogs.

“Yeah, why?” Kylo asked, walking over to the bedroom door. As soon as he did, the two pitbulls were jumping on him, and he scratched behind their ears before looking up at Phasma.

“I thought you’d like to know that Hux is probably going to start drama. At least, that’s what Mitaka was saying. He’s hoping that if he can get you angry enough, you’ll make a bad impression to Cortenshis,” she stated, a piece of her short blonde hair falling in front of her eyes.

“Of course he is,” Kylo said flatly. If Hux’s men were going to be insulting, Kylo highly doubted any of them could really hold back. Knowing it was deliberate, though, did help. Kylo let out a sigh as he scratched the back of his head. He couldn’t really expect Hux to be civil, could he? Even if he was planning to be civil with Hux, a rare occasion in and of itself.

“Also, Valerium and Tal are downstairs waiting for you. They have some questions about tonight that they want you to answer,” Phasma said before walking away. The dogs stopped wagging their tails as they watched Phasma walk away, and as soon as she was out of sight they returned their attention to Kylo. He leaned down to scratch both of their heads before walking out of his room and heading downstairs.

Valerium and Tal were both in the sitting room, each in their own armchair, both smoking on a cigarette. Valerium was very easily distinguished from Tal, as he sat with his back straights, legs crossed, and pale blond hair parted neatly. He wasn’t as rough as some of the other members of the Knights of Ren, but he was just as fierce. Tal, however, seemed to be more carefree than Valerium. He sat back in a very relaxed manner, his legs parted, and a smug grin on his face. His brown hair was in disarray on top of his head, heading in every which direction, looking blown from the winter wind outside. As Kylo approached, however, both men stood from the armchairs and shook the hand of their leader.

“You ready for tonight?” Tal asked Kylo, who simply shrugged before grabbing a cigarette of his own and taking the lighter from the table. After he took a drag, blowing out the light billowing smoke, he sat down.

“I just want it to be over,” Kylo remarked, taking another drag from his cigarette. The other men also sat down, taking drags themselves and returning to their previous postures.

“I couldn’t agree more,” Valerium responded, looking off into the distance and out of the large diamond pane window.

“It shouldn’t be too bad. If we don’t get bothered by Hux’s assholes, we should have this in the bag,” Tal stated, putting out his cigarette in the ashtray and cracking his knuckles.

“Yes, well, if they try to insult you, remember to keep your cool. We can’t afford to let this go in their favor,” Kylo stated before putting out his own cigarette and standing from his armchair. “I guess it’s time we go get ready.”

You stared at your reflection in Anne’s vanity mirror in awe. She’d made you absolutely gorgeous, and you almost didn’t recognize yourself with how dolled up you were. You couldn’t help but keep your mouth agape as you stared at your own reflection.

“Luka!” Anne called out through your haze of examining yourself. Luka quickly ran into the room, straightening himself up as he stepped beside his mother.

“Yes mom?” He asked, looking her in the eye. She returned a smile to him and then indicated to you.

“How does she look?”

You looked up at Luka, who instantly smiled when he saw you. His smile made you feel even more confident in yourself.

“You look amazing, (y/n). Wonderful job, Mom,” he said, resting his hand on his chin. You blushed, turning away and back to the vanity mirror.

“Now, we get you in the dress. Luka, go get the dress from the guest bedroom closet,” Anne demanded, holding out a hand to you so you could rise from the seat in front of the vanity.

After Luka retrieved the dress, you quickly got into it, afterwards adding the final touch of a beautiful silver necklace with a cut of aquamarine in the pendant.

“I think this fits very well with your outfit dear. Now, go wait with Luka downstairs. Guests should be arriving any time soon,” Anne said, pushing her blonde hair back as she shooed you out of the room. You softly thanked her before rushing out and then down the grand staircase of the magnificent home. Downstairs, there was a pair of shoes waiting for you by the end of the steps. You slipped them on with ease, growing a couple of inches from the heels, and then you headed to the sitting room where Luka was waiting for you.

To say you were nervous was an understatement, but as each passing second went by, you were filled less with dread and more with excitement. There were no real words to describe how wonderful it would be to see Kylo again after all these years. After all, out of the three Solo brothers, you were always closest to Kylo. Meeting him again was like a dream you’d never expected to become reality.

“You seem excited,” Luka noted as you sat down, flattening your gown as you plopped onto the armchair. You smiled and nodded, looking at the lit fireplace as the firewood crackled in the heat.

“It’s been so long since we’ve seen each other. I never thought I’d see him again,” you said, not looking up from the fire. The expression on your face dropped as anxiety filled you once more.

“You never explained to me how you knew each other,” Luka said, leaning forward in his seat so he could listen to your tale. You knew eventually you had to explain, it wasn’t like your familiarity with Kylo was anything bad, it was just simply something you had put off sharing. You smiled, though, as you thought of all the happy memories from childhood.

“Well, we actually grew up together, in Alderaan. It was me, Poe Dameron, Kylo, and his two brothers, Matt and Ben. I was closest with Kylo though,” you said, smiling fondly as you looked over to Luka. He smiled as well as he watched you, your reminiscent happiness almost contagious. “We used to go out to the lake every Sunday to skip rocks. I was always bad at it, but Kylo was like a master at it. Also, we’d always go to the movies together, sometimes it was all five of us, sometimes it was just me and Kylo.”

“So what happened?” Luka asked, causing the smile on your face to slowly drop. You wrapped an arm around yourself and looked back at the fireplace.

“He wasn’t happy staying in Alderaan anymore. Snoke sought him out because of who his grandfather was, and Kylo was just like Anakin. Even his mother thinks so. The last day I saw him, he said that the only reason he hadn’t gone with Snoke yet was because of me. I told him I didn’t want to be the thing keeping him in a place where he wasn’t happy,” you said, letting out a sigh. You remembered that day very vividly. You also remembered the phone call you’d received the next day from Ben telling you that Kylo had disappeared. Your heart had been broken but you felt at the time he would be happier.

“I’m sorry,” Luka said very softly, also turning to look to the fireplace pensively.

All of the sudden, a loud and resounding knock at the door caused the two of you to snap out of your depressing haze, and caused you to both look up.

“Well, I guess it’s time we make our way to the ballroom,” Luka said, standing from the armchair. You copied him, dusting off your skirt before following Luka out of the sitting room.

The haze of guests packed into the once empty ballroom as people in elegant gowns all crowded within. Kylo pulled lightly on his tie to help relive him from the stuffiness of the room. He looked over at Tal, who always walked with an air of confidence and always seemed to know what to do in social situations. Very much unlike Kylo.

“What’re you looking so anxious about?” Tal asked as he grabbed two flutes of champagne from a butler who walked by and handed Kylo one while he sipped from the other. Kylo frowned before taking a swig from the glass and then sighing.

“Because I don’t normally do this, Tal. You’re the one who does all the socializing,” Kylo said, his baritone voice rumbling deep in his chest. Tal shrugged as he took another sip from his champagne. His eyes wandered around the room, surveying all the guests he could see from where he, Tal, and Valerium were sitting.

“Val, why don’t you have some champagne?” Tal asked, looking past Kylo to see Valerium’s stone cold expression. Valerium frowned at Tal, which was something quite common, and let out a sigh.

“Because, Tal, someone has to be responsible here. Besides, I don’t like champagne,” Valerium stated very matter of factly as he pushed a piece of his silvery-blonde hair behind his ear. Tal threw his head back in a laugh as Kylo continued to shift awkwardly between the two. He was beginning to wonder if he should’ve brought more than just Tal and Valerium.

You scanned the ballroom in search of Kylo, hoping that you could at least catch a glimpse of him. However, with the ballroom beginning to fill up even more with all of Cortenshis’ guests, it was harder to distinguish any one person, so you resigned to eating some of the small snack foods laid out on the table that you and Luka happened to be standing by. Luka saw your resigned look and let out a laugh, taking hold of one of the toothpicks that had some random cheese attached.

“You’ll find him eventually. There’s only so many people here,” Luka assured you as he bit into the cheese. You sighed and turned away, looking out to the magnificent windows that lined the ballroom walls. The snow was falling lightly outside in the night air, riding along the wind wistfully.

The clinking of a spoon on glass had you snapped from your thoughts as you looked to where Lukas Cortenshis was standing, next to the small orchestra he’d hired for the night. Your eyes watched him as he cleared his throat, the ballroom going silent as their attention turned to their host.

“I’d like to thank you all for coming tonight,” Cortenshis started, “It’s always a pleasure to throw this gala every year, and it’s even better to see new faces each time. However, I of course do not do all the preparation alone. I’d like to thank my son Luka for helping organize the food and the guests for this year’s gala.”

Everyone clapped and turned to face Luka. As Kylo did so, he noticed someone next to him, smiling widely at Luka as he accepted all the compliments from the guests surrounding him.

For a moment, Kylo’s world went silent as he realized who it was standing next to Luka. He stopped clapping and simply stared wide eyed at the beautiful face he thought he’d never see again. You looked like a winter goddess in his eyes, the dress you were wearing looked like it was made from the snow falling from the sky and the bright winter sky in midday. He could hear his heart pounding in his chest as he watched you smile, a smile still so radiant it put the stars to shame.

“Kylo?” Tal all but yelled as the clapping died away and the guests returned to their socializing. Kylo turned towards Tal, his brows furrowed in confusion. Why were you here? Was it even you he was seeing, or someone who looked eerily like you? Kylo had to know so he turned towards Tal once more.

“Tal I need you to do me a favor,” Kylo said, running a hand through his jet black hair.

“Yeah, sure boss,” Tal said, standing up straighter next to Kylo. Kylo felt a tightness of anxiety in his chest as he turned back to where you and Luka were standing.

“That woman standing Luka, I need you to find out what her name is,” Kylo said softly, only loud enough for Tal to hear. Tal was confused by Kylo’s request, but nodded and headed towards Luka nonetheless.

You laughed at Luka’s comment about his father’s soon to be drunkenness when you noticed a tall figure approach the two of you. When you looked over, you felt a bit of disappointment seeing that it wasn’t Kylo. However, you did notice that Luka’s grin widened.

“Hello Tal,” Luka said, smirking at the man who’d just appeared.

“Hello Luka. Unfortunately I didn’t come just for you. Your friend here-“ Tal turned to look at you, giving you a warm smile, “has attracted the attention of a very nervous and unsociable man who would like to know her name. So, Madame, what is your name?” You blushed lightly at the thought of someone being too nervous to speak to you, but you still felt disappointed about Kylo, so you simply smiled back at Tal.

“It’s (y/n) (y/l/n),” you stated.

Kylo saw Tal pushing his way through the crowd of elegantly dressed guests and make his way ack to Kylo. Kylo started anxiously fiddling his fingers as Tal stepped closer until his friend was right in front of him.

“So?” Kylo asked, eager to see if it was really you.

“Her name is (y/n) (y/l/n),” Tal stated, a smile on his face. For the second time that night, everything seemed to slow down in Kylo’s world. So it was you, after all these years. You’d somehow manage to weasel your way back into his life, and he was nothing but elated, and yet terrified at the same time.

Kylo started walking towards you, ready to finally hear your voice again after all this time. It was too good to be true though, when he was stopped by a strong arm wrapped around his shoulder, causing him to be pulled back. Kylo let out a frustrated sigh as he looked down at the drunken face of Lukas Cortenshis. Suddenly, he was reminded of why he was even here in the first place, so he turned to Cortenshis with as much of a smile as he could muster.

“Kylo, my lad. I was beginning to worry you hadn’t come! So, how are you doing?” Cortenshis said, his cheeks rosy from the heat of the room and the alcohol combined. Kylo kept his forced smile on his face as he thought only about meeting up with you again.

“I’ve been good, Lukas. This really is a wonderful gala,” Kylo noted, trying to butter his way into Cortenshis’ favor so that he could slip away quickly.

“That’s damn good! Well, I know I’m being sought out by my wife somewhere, so I’ll speak with you later,” Cortenshis leaned in and lowered his voice. Kylo also leaned towards him so that he could hear the older man better. “I want to meet you and Hux in my office after most of the guests have left.” Kylo nodded and then watched as Cortenshis walked away, parting the crowd of people all socializing and dancing.

Kylo let out a sigh of relief as he turned back to head towards you…except you were no longer there. Kylo let out a groan of frustration as he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned and saw Tal smirking at him.

“Follow me boss,” he said, indicating for Kylo to follow him.

You shivered as you felt the cold wind hit your bare shoulders on the balcony that you and Luka had just gone to in order to escape the crowd within the ballroom. Though the garden from the view of the balcony was gorgeous, bushes of evergreen topped in snow, the cobblestone path through the garden cleared of all the snow, making the atmosphere surreal, you couldn’t help but still be a little anxious. You still hadn’t seen any trace of Kylo, and you doubted that he would find you out here on the balcony.

“Don’t worry, he’ll come soon enough,” Luka said, as if reading your thoughts. He was seated on the stone bench by the railing, his ankles crossed as he stretched his legs out. You frowned as you moved to sit next to him.

“How can you be so sure?” You asked with a sigh, threading your fingers together and placing them down on the skirt of your dress. You heard Luka let out a chuckle from beside you.

“Because I told Tal to come here, remember? Tal is Kylo’s right hand man,” Luka stated, causing you to perk up. So it was Kylo who had asked about your name earlier. The thought alone had a blush rising to your cheeks. You couldn’t wait until Luka brought him around.

As if on cue, the door to the balcony suddenly opened, revealing two men in black tuxedos walking out. You recognized Tal as soon as he stepped out, as he was the first of the two to join Luka and yourself on the balcony. As soon as you laid eyes on the second man, though, you slowly stood, watching him in awe.

He was slightly taller than when you’d last seen him, his hair longer as well. His overall appearance was more rugged, but in a way, you loved it, and it made him even more handsome. He had the same expression on his face that you did as he stared back at you, equally in awe of the situation.

For a moment, you forgot about everything, your shitty apartment, less than perfect job, or the task that Ben, Matt, and Poe had given you. The only thing you could focus on was Kylo, and you didn’t even notice yourself walking towards him until you found yourself wrapping your arms around him, burying your face into his chest.

He was shocked at first, after all part of him was convinced you’d never really wanted him, but after a few moments, he slowly wrapped his arms around you, pressing his cheek against the top of your head. He couldn’t really describe what he was feeling, he was simply overwhelmed with emotion.

“Luka, let’s leave them be,” Tal said to his lover as he pulled on the young man who was staring at you and Kylo with a dreamy expression on his face. Once the two of you were alone on the balcony, you looked up at Kylo’s face, taking him in as if he were merely a figment of your imagination, one that would blow away with the winter wind.

“Why are you here? Of all places, here, at Cortenshis’ winter gala?” Kylo asked, a bit of a chuckle in his voice as he looked down at you. You laughed as well, pushing a stray piece of hair behind your ear.

“Because I’ve been friends with Luka for about a month now. He invited me. Of course, his father thinks I might make his interest in men go away, but I doubt that will ever happen,” you said, letting out a laugh. You felt your cheeks heat up slightly as you watched Kylo’s expression.

The rest of the gala was spent talking to each other endlessly, catching up after all the years the two of you had gone without seeing each other, and also occasionally dancing together, causing other people to leave room for the two of you in the ballroom. Everyone watched in awe, trying to get a look at the girl who had all of Kylo Ren’s attention. You couldn’t give them any thought though, you were just happy to be with Kylo again.

“And to think that I’ll be working at this awful diner until I can find something better is driving me insane,” you ranted as the two of you stood by the food table, sipping on champagne as Kylo listened to your ramblings intently. It was something you’d always appreciated about him, his ability to listen attentively.

Suddenly, you heard someone clearing their throat beside the two of you. You looked up at a man who was almost as tall as Kylo, but not quite, his blue eyes seeming cold, and his silvery blonde hair slicked back neatly.

“Ren, Cortenshis is looking for us,” he stated, looking at Kylo and purposely keeping his gaze away from you. You frowned at this man’s behavior. What had you done to him?

“Of course, thanks Valerium. (y/n), you should wait until I’m done speaking with Cortenshis. There’s something I want to ask you when I’m done,” he said, giving you a smirk that made your heart leap in your chest. As Kylo walked away, the man called Valerium gave you a once over, and a flash of disgust appeared on his face before he followed Kylo. You frowned as you watched the two of them walk away.

After a few seconds, Luka appeared next to you, his hair in disarray and a smirk on his face.

“I suppose your job was easier than everyone was making it seem, huh?” he asked as he leaned against the table containing the last of the food in the now emptying ballroom. Your frowned deepened at his words as everything you were meant to be doing came back to you.

“Yeah, I guess so. It’s amazing what missing a person can do,” you noted, your eyes scanning the ballroom for nothing in particular.

“Are you talking about you or him?” You frowned as you looked up at Luka, confused by his question.

“What do you mean?” you asked, crossing your arms and furrowing your brows as you leaned against the table as well.

“C’mon, (y/n), it’s obvious you missed him, and that you care for him. The question is though, do you care for him enough to not do the job that Dameron expects of you?”

You thought a bit about his question before letting out a sigh. In a way, he had a point, not that you would ever admit it to anyone other than Luka. However, no, you didn’t think you cared enough about Kylo to completely omit the friends who had been by your side since childhood.

After a while of you and Luka waiting for Kylo and Tal, the two men finally walked into the ballroom, Kylo expressionless, but Tal holding the widest grin you’d ever seen in your life. You turned to Kylo who seemed a bit nervous as he looked down at you before giving you a small smirk.

“Will you come with me really quick?” he asked, holding out his hand for you to take. You felt your heart flip again, but then you remembered. I have a job to do, I can’t let him charm me like he used to. You took his hand and he lead you back out to the balcony, the winds now calmed from earlier, and snow no longer falling from the sky.

“I just, uh, wanted to know if, um, you aren’t busy on Tuesday, if you would want to get dinner,” he said, looking down at his feet as he asked. You felt a blush creep up on your cheeks and you mentally cursed yourself for feeling anything for him.

“I would love to,” you said softly, smiling up at him. His face came up to look at yours, searching it as if to make sure he had heard you right, and that he was looking for any indication otherwise. After he realized that he had indeed heard you right, the corners of his mouth turned up into a smile.

“Great! Do you want me to take you home tonight? I’m sure my driver wouldn’t mind,�� he said, running a hand through his black hair.

“Thanks for the offer, but Luka is gonna take me home tonight. I’ll give you my telephone number though, so you can call me and I’ll tell you my address,” you said. He grimaced and nodded, following you inside so that you could give him your telephone number. Once you’d done so, the two of you exchanged your goodbyes for the night. Kylo brought you in for a quick hug and looked over you once more as if to assure himself that you were real.

“I’ll call you,” he said with a smile before turning towards Tal and Valerium, both of which were holding completely opposite expressions.

After everyone had gone, you got undressed and then back into the clothes in which you arrived. As soon as you went down the stairs, Luka was waiting for you, the keys to his Cadillac in hand.

Once you had gotten home, you changed into a nightgown and laid on the bed, staring at the ceiling as you thought about the night you’d just had. With a sigh, you kept thinking back to Kylo’s face when he first saw you. With a frown, you scowled at yourself for being attracted to him, but deep down you knew there was no real way to stop it. The connection between you had always been there, and it seemed that even the years apart couldn’t break that bond.

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