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greensconnor · 4 years

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i’m asking about your dragon age characters

molly i would KILL for u im ur personal hitman now

anyway i said my city now because the entire bioware writing team sucks shit xoxo and i’m so much smarter than all of them but also fully incapable of having a normal amount of ocs for anything (see: the time i made 20 rwby ocs in less than two weeks) so i have. five worldstates here r some assorted thoughts

uhhh so the worldstates r as follows

eira mahariel (two-handed berserk/champ spec), rhett hawke (two-handed berserk spec), alas lavellan (mage knight enchanter spec), romanced alistair/fenris/dorian respectively

shiv tabris (dual wield duelist/assassin spec), radella “rads” hawke (mage spirit healer spec), kat adaar (two-handed reaver spec), romanced morrigan/isabela/cassandra respectively because im a pc gamer and i think i should be able to date whatever video game woman i like because im infinitely better than cishet men

this world state said yeah i respect mens rights. mens rights to shut the fuck up

twins bronson (sword/shield reaver spec) & bryant cousland (archer ranger spec), carmine hawke (archer assassin spec), syracuse trevelyan (dual wield tempest spec), romanced zevran/anora/josephine/bull. if ur wondering how that works my city now and the warden, hawke and the inquisitor should all meet and so they do because i Said So

riva amell (mage arcane warrior/battlemage spec), graham “gray” hawke (mage force spec), hellathen “hela” lavellan (archer assassin spec); romanced cullen/anders and later blackwall because hawke only likes men who will break his heart. hela doesn’t have a romance because she’s literally 20. who let her lead the inquisition (me it was me). also it should be noted the version of cullen i have in my head only vaguely resembles actual cullen because i write better than dragon age writers ever could and i gave him an Actual Cohesive Narrative and he gets bullied relentlessly for being scrawnier than his mage boyfriend

malien “mal” surana (mage spirit healer/keeper spec), jules hawke (sword/shield reaver spec), ash adaar (mage rift spec), romanced leliana/merrill/krem because i should have been able to kiss krem and its a Crime that i am not allowed to

knight enchanter is a Very op specialization and by Very op i mean it makes a mage with their built-in low constitution stats able to solo the biggest baddest dragon in the game on nightmare mode in under five minutes so like. alas lavellan fist fights dragons for fun send tweet

i think lavellans should be able to hit ppl with bricks for all the shit they endure. thus solas gets pranked by mahariel and alas by which i mean they just tip buckets of water onto him from the rookery

kat might be my only competent inquisitor but she did also try to knock out the right hand of the divine and attempt to gap even tho there’s fucky magic burning up her hand so does she have a brain cell? you decide

also its fantasy land and i do what i want so kat has blue/gold sectoral heterochromia

gray “mage rights” hawke is best friends with fenris which surprises literally everyone. their friendship started because they got into a fist fight and then they were like okay i respect u now. hawke is like hey fenris give me ur sword i have a fun trick to show u [uses his sword as a foci to zap carver in the ass with lightning]

i am Always thinking abt like how cullen could have been one man anti-chantry propaganda machine if he hadn’t so blatantly been shoehorned into every game past origins so anyway bioware forgot about a wholeass moon i can write what i like. [holds up cullen by the scruff of his stupid armor] not only are you bisexual you are also a bottom

i also Hate the whole uwu mage haters get fixed by romancing a mage

unlocked secret dialogue option where my inquisitors verbally cuss out dorian’s dad instead of whatever sympathetic narrative the writers were going for cuz its bullshit.

riva is a showoff and a Menace about being as good as he is because he unabashedly loves being a mage and hes like oooh look at me im sexy i dont need to use my hands to cast magic because i’m just that good ;)) and you know what. hes right.

gray, on the other hand, does Not want to be mage. he wants to be a druffalo farmer and retire in the hinterlands and be left the fuck alone. unfortunately he is gay and has one brain cell and terrible, terrible taste in men. ribbed relentlessly for this by riva (altho does he have room to talk hes been hung up on cullen since he was like 13)

shiv is trans n kieran is the result of doing the dark ritual with her wife and he looks a Lot like shiv (dark skin pointed ears, shock-white hair) and morrigan always just Assumed she dyed it or did something magic with it so seeing their kid come out like that was a WEIRD time for her

leliana almost Murdered by cassandra in worldstate 5 because the warden is Actually There The Whole Time, but its been 10 years, mal’s cut off all her hair and gotten full facial tattoos and she’s like “no one will know its me its fine” and she’s right. she gets away with it. only cullen like, Knows, because he knew her before the blight but he doesnt have a death wish n he like. will Not piss her off

shes dalish by birth n she was stolen from her clan by templars and thus is vehemently anti-circle and anti-chantry in general

uhhh the vallaslin (elf face tattoos) of my 4 dalish characters are:

eira = ghilan’nain (chose em cuz shes rlly interested in the navigation aspect of the goddess)

alas = falon’din (god of the dead n he picked them because he’s Also the god of fortune and alas is like tee hee fun but also he can and will kill u if u fuck with him so yk its fitting)

hela = june (god of the craft bc she likes to Make things but june is also the god who taught the elves 2 hunt and hela is. a hunter.)

mal = elgar’nan (allfather/god of vengeance bc. she is Vengeful. she is Angry. but yk fucking with shem politics and fucking their divine is like. mal may have little a retribution. as a treat.) yes she has the full half-face solid colour tattoo she does NOT fuck around.

bronson and bryant r not genetically identical but they Look similar enough 2 anyone who doesn’t know them well enough 2 play spot the distance. anora and bronson think this is a super fun game to play, especially when nobles realize they’ve swapped out the king but they’re too nervous to say anything

eira mahariel has two hands. one is for holding hands with alistair and the other is for throttling elven gods, apparently. she’s killed one before so solas she’s coming for your bitch ass next. watch urself.

speaking of eira and alistair are married thru dalish tradition and humans don’t recognize it n alistair loves 2 re-propose to her with random things. he’ll just pick up like. a bit of cheese and be like “marry me ;)” and she’s like GASP but whatever will the chantry say!!!! all of their friends r sick of them

“vhenan if you love me bring me a sword” “you think i could do better than a sword made out of space rock?” “:)”

eira is my youngest hero at 18 at the start of her game and kat is my oldest at 32 at the start of her game.

none of my hawkes are under six foot. rhett is the tallest (6′8″) and rads is the shortest (6′2″).

syracuse trevelyan would have been the Perfect inquisitor if he were not a pretty boy himbo and a gay bastard who does Most Things just to spite his parents.

[corypheus pointing at syracuse’s visage in his crystal orb thingo] i want that twink obliterated

i love the companions from older games return thing i truly do so i make it a point for Every companion to return in inquisition so the gang rlly is all here because i am a Slutte for found family

i lie in my keep worldstates because i dont want to choose between hawke and alistair during here lies the abyss but i never make him king and every time i play inquisition and cole has the wicked grace line it makes me Scream. alistair baby im so sorry i did this to you but i didnt actually do this to you

yes this is my everyone lives au but like. all the time. i have never left hawke in the fade and i do not intend to.

fuck whatever nonsense about wardens not being able 2 have kids. by sheer divine power (me) anora and bryant have three daughters; eleanor, sabina & cecelia n both bronson and zevran make Excellent uncles because i think anora deserves good things because i’m tired of bioware being like women bad, actually,

so like most of the time i have the warden & hawke turning up after the move to skyhold n then staying on, with the exception of bryant, carmine & mal. mal is as mentioned previously just There the whole time with her girlfriend. bryant steps in as king of ferelden w/ interests in closing the big hole in the sky spewing demons in2 his kingdom yk. carmine shows up because she wants to help & she wants protection for bethany but she outright says she’d rather die than be inquisitor so cassandra is shit out of luck.

“CHANGE HER MIND VARRIC” “she once doubled down on insisting amaranth was a shade of blue because she didn’t want to admit to being wrong. no one’s changing her mind seeker”

alas is the middle child of eight and is thus very good with children and also bossing around people older than him. 2 of his older siblings come to the inquisition when stuff in wycome has been settled

i left ash with the basic canon background with Some variation (he grew up under the qun and left of his own free will when his magic was discovered n he realized he couldn’t take living as a saarebas

kat on the other hand was raised tal-vashoth and has bounced around basically all over thedas and leads her own merc company when the conclave blows up. she also speaks multiple languages. is there a language she doesn’t speak? probably not

just realized how long this got so im gonna like. stop my general rambling now but lmao yeah theres some basics. waves hands.

#sol.txt #sol.orig #long post #late night followers im SO sorry for this #but also like.#i love them so yall just have 2 cope w/ it #no thoughts head dragon age #peonydarling

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greensconnor · 5 years

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Hey tell me about your Monster Hunter ocs

anon just so u know i’m in love with u now (just like ame....)

i have like four main ones and that’s han, ramsey, celia & anton + bonus valentine!

han is a non-legacy who burst onto the scene pretty suddenly and is well respected for just being LEGENDARY levels of good because he’s hyper-dedicated, a vicious fighter and smart beyond belief like if han takes a case u might as well just go home. he used to be a lone wolf but now he works with his husband, will, because the couple that monster slays together stays together

ram is an australian hotshot legacy whose parents both died in the line of ‘duty’ so he’s picked up the mantle. he gets involved because one of my vampires (kiyo) stole his mark out from under his nose and then like 5 days after their illicit barbados hookup ram finally got a hold of his one (1) braincell and was like WAIT. and then actively sought him out for vengeance but they’re kind of friends now? mostly kiyo is just sneaky and keeps roping ram into HELPING supernaturals instead of hunting them and it works because ram is dumb as shit but he’s hot and he’s got a cool earring so i guess he deserves rights

celia & anton are both legacies whose parents are still in the game, and so they operate as two sets of professional duos, but their parents have sort of retired from active hunting, which they leave up to their twins! very much the vibe of “which is the oldest” and anton avoids the question while celia’s just like “ITS ME LOL” both are jacked af and good at what they do and not totally intolerable, plus they’re both pretty lax on supernaturals and leave most of them alone unless they’re causing trouble, unlike ram & valentine which means they have a lot of professional allies.

valentine is evil that’s all there is to it like she’s straight up The Worst. no one likes her because she’s mean for fun and supernaturals ESPECIALLY hate her because she’s a centuries old vamp who’s just straight up bored of being alive so she hunts for the bigshot names within the supernatural communities. she doesn’t take jobs from humans but she also doesn’t give two shits about covering her tracks which means a Lot Of Unexplained Murders can be tied to her which hardcore risks the exposure of supernatural beings and so everyone’s like. REALLY. REALLY. also no one knows her first name or if valentine is even her real name (it’s not)

#sol.txt #non choices #sol.orig #Anonymous

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greensconnor · 5 years

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i’m asking about ur vamp boy

me slappin’ a handcuff around your wrist with a cute ‘just married’ charm dangling between us: :)! (for real i love u and would die for u anon)

his name is kiyosuke tsuchiya i spat on vampire lore n was like vampires can must should and WILL have children so he comes from a long long line of vampires who r heralded for having been bred to be exceptionally strong warriors

obviously since there’s not much war anymore the bloodline’s Super Sweet Awesome Vampire Power has kinda diluted coupled w/ the fact that it was rare af in the first place & kiyo is the youngest in the family to wield it (aside from him there’s only one tsuchiya left who has the ‘summon’ and that’s his grandpa so it’s like wack important u know)

this Super Sweet Awesome Vampire Power is the ability to meld weapons outta blood and go in2 a berserker like frenzy cuz i’m too old and cool to care about op characters anymore or whatever

downside is when u literally live off of blood doing this means the second the rage ends ur drained as fuck and on the brink of death + during the rage you’re especially vulnerable to Death so u gotta learn how to control it

only kiyo is gay. he’s impulsive. he’s got one brain cell and it only operates on tuesdays and every other saturday night but ONLY for the purpose of figuring out which nightclub is the best

so when his dad was like ‘here’s a girl ur gonna marry to a) strengthen a political alliance between our clans and b) try 2 pass on ur sick vampire ability’ but kiyosuke “twink rights” tsuchiya was like hm no and fucked off to europe n then eventually the us

he’s living his best life w/ a shadow agency that looks out for supernatural creatures and actively combats hunters to try and resolve things w/out u know mass murder of their kind

his partner is a siren named eydis that they gave him cause they thought she would balance out his impulsiveness but eydis is a lesbian hothead and so they just enable each other horribly but they really are a dynamic duo

he’s a shithead he’s just straight up insufferable

like he’s hot shit and he knows he’s hot shit and he hates when other ppl don’t treat him like he’s hot shit cause he has this massive chip on his shoulder n he wants the recognition 4 being hot shit

he loves his friends tho so maybe he deserves rights for being willing to go to bat for them no matter what

it’s a good thing he doesn’t need food for sustenance cause he has a massive sweet tooth and he never goes anywhere without a packet of those candied fruit sticks that he’s always chewing on like they’re brightly coloured cigarettes

i really don’t know what else to say about him other than he’s a laugh and a half and he Loves Swords and also he’s kinda dumb and has never heard the word ‘strategy’ before in his life

oh yeah also his baby brother is trying to kill him that’s his plotline

#sol.txt #i love kiyo me @ myself give him a boyfriend coward #also eydis' gf is like? a dragon kinda?#siblingcore eydis/kiyo relationship is... chef's kiss #the other tsuchiya siblings are fun af as well sgshshs #sol.orig #answered #anon #Anonymous

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