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Damon, Elena, and Jeremy in TVD 517: Rescue Me

Damon: The clock's busted. What am I paying my PTA dues for? I am gonna file a complaint. Elena: Is that why you're here? Damon: You left me in charge of Jeremy when you went off to Whitmore. I've had this on my calendar for months. Elena: So no other reason? Damon: Why? Is there something else you want to talk about? Oh, come on. Don't pretend like you're not still tingling from this morning. Elena: Can we just focus on Jeremy, please? Damon: Right, well, speaking of hypotheticals, if Jeremy was running around with another girl, would you wanna know about it? Elena: What are you talking about? What girl? Damon: Bonnie's little witch trainee, Liv. I saw her and Jeremy sharing a top shelf bottle of inhibition killer at the grill this morning. Elena: Jeremy wouldn't do that to Bonnie Damon: Again, need I remind you that he once had an affair with a ghost. The only thing missing was a sappy love song and a pottery wheel. Elena: He learned his lesson. Jeremy's not a cheater.

(Finally, the teacher enters the room) Mrs. Douglas: Okay. Sorry to keep you waiting. Bad news first – Jeremy's missed 11 days of school, he's started three fights, and he's been caught cheating in math class… twice. Damon (sarcastically): Cheating? That is so not like him. Go on, please. Mrs. Douglas: I'm sorry, you are Elena's… Damon: Ex-boyfriend – ex, right? Elena: Can we not talk about that right now? Mrs. Douglas: Actually, it's relevant. Most problems in school are rooted in problems at home. Jeremy's in desperate need of a stable living situation. People who care about giving him that, more than their own needs– Damon: Someone's in desperate need of a less judgy counselor Elena: We do care, we really do. We'll.. we'll do better Mrs. Douglas: I hope so, for Jeremy's sake.

Elena: Just because Jeremy's a bad student, it doesn't mean that he's cheating on Bonnie. Damon: You're making excuses for someone you love. That's what you do. The worse the behavior, the more you try to defend it. Elena: And you keep trying to make this about us. Damon: Yeah, because you keep trying to make it about anything else! Elena: You know what? Fine. But don't pretend you came here for Jeremy. If you wanna talk about last night, talk! Damon: Here's the thing, Elena, I don't know what to say, or do. or think. All I know is that right now… (Damon pushes Elena's back into the lockers and lowers his voice) Damon: I want to rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall, and throw you into one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of your body, while a bunch of people that drive minivans listen wishing they were us. That's probably a bad idea, right? (Elena takes a minute to think about her answer) Elena: Right Damon: Right (The bell rings) Damon: See you in class…

Elena: ENOUGH! (Elena picks shards of wood from her chest) Damon: Hardly. She was two seconds away from killing you and I wanna know why. So, I'm going to rip this nasty rag out of your mouth and if I hear so much as one syllable of hocus pocus, one of us is going to break your neck. Spoiler alert: It's gonna be me. (Damon pulls the rag out of her mouth) Damon: Talk. (Liv looks up and Damon, but says nothing) Damon: Alright (Since she won't talk, he starts torturing her again) Elena: Damon, stop! Damon: You don't get to tell me what to do anymore. We broke up. Remember? Elena: This is exactly why we broke up. Please tell me you understand that. Liv: Oh my god. Just kill me already. Damon: Tempting, but not until you talk. Liv: She's the last female doppelgänger. After tonight, there might only be one male doppelgänger. And it that happens, the travelers will come for you, Elena. To use you. The witches can't let that happen. Damon: If it's between you and this psychopath, Elena, you know what I have to do. Elena: If you do, then what? Am I suppose to hate you, or resent you? Or forgive you? Damon: Well, that's your choice. The only way you're going to get to make it is if you're alive. Please tell me YOU understand that! Jeremy (from offscreen): Are you freaking kidding me? Damon (under his breath): Oh god. Jeremy: If you want to kill Liv, you're going to have to kill me too.

Jeremy: What are you waiting for, Damon? Go on. It wouldn't be the first time you killed me. Elena: Jeremy Damon: She tried to stake your sister, you idiot. She's going to do it again. Jeremy: No, she won't. She's gonna help keep Elena safe. I will make sure of that. Damon: How? You can't even get a passing grade in penmanship! (Jeremy turns around and looks at Elena) Jeremy: Trust me, I won't let anyone hurt you. Elena: Jer, after all of the things you've been pulling at school, how can I trust you? You haven't exactly been making good decisions. Okay? Jeremy: How do you expect me to care about school when this is my life? I mean, take a look around, it's not like I can bring my teachers a note, saying "Hey, sorry I missed class today. We were under doppelgänger invasion." But I know what I'm doing. Please. Liv knows more about the travelers than she's letting on. (Elena takes a minute, rolls her eyes and starts to leave) Elena: Let's go, Damon. Damon: Oh. Ugh. You can't be serious! Elena: I trust him, okay? And right now, I really need you to trust me.

Damon: Penny for your thoughts? Elena: I'm thinking Ms. Douglas is right. Damon: The guidance counselor? And how would she know about the crap we're dealing with? Elena: She spelled it out for us, Damon. It's not that we're bad for each other, we're bad for Jeremy. Damon: Jeremy's whole life is bad for Jeremy. You wanna fix Jeremy? Put him on a plane and get him out of town. We did what he wanted, remember? Against my better judgement, I might add.

(From the corner of his eye, Damon spots Jeremy getting ready to leave) Damon: The man of the hour. Where are you going, little Gilbert? Jeremy: Matt and Tyler said I can stay at their place for a little while. Elena: What? No, Jer. You don't have to do that. Damon: Put the bags down, we'll talk about this in the morning. Jeremy: No. We won't. I should've moved out a long time ago. Elena: Jeremy, I-I know things have been a little crazy lately, but.. Jeremy: And you know that they are always going to be crazy. And I need to figure out how to deal with crazy on my own. Right now, this is what's best for me… for all of us. I'm not asking for permission. Elena: Okay. I'll call every day and I'll… I'll make sure to stay more involved.(Jeremy hugs Elena, picks up his bags and leaves)

Damon: Something tells me you're not packing for our honeymoon. Elena: I'm going back to campus. Damon: You realize that you leaving doesn't solve anything, right? I mean, especially now that Jeremy's free and clear of our "horrible influence." Elena: It's not about Jeremy. It's about us. It's not just that we're bad for each other, it's that when we're together, we do bad things for each other... And I can't live like that. Damon: I'll drive you to Whitmore. Elena: If you do that, then I'm going to spend the whole car ride thinking about your hand next to mine and even though I'll try, I won't be able to stop myself from taking it. Or from letting you kiss me. And we're never going to get to where we need to go, we'll just end up back here, where we started. That's why I need you to let me go. (Damon walks over to Elena and puts his hands on her face) Elena: No, Damon… Damon: Shh. (Instead of kissing her on the lips, he kisses her on the forehead…)Damon: Travel safe.

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glitteryflufflepuff2003 · 3 years

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I know what you are...

Pairing: Human!reader x Vampire!male

Summary: How every vampire reveal scene should happen!

Word count: 517

Warning: shock, anxiety, talk of drinking, talks of alcohol consumption, VERY PG

A/N: I started watching TVD and though about this during one of the typical “I know what you are” scenes, so enjoy :) Please like, comment and reblog.

Feedback is Golden

“I know what you are…”

“Then say it.”

“No, I want to hear it from you, I’ll only believe it if you admit to it.”

He glanced at the ground, gritting his teeth. He had been trying to avoid this moment for a long time, trying to lead you away with hints towards other people and other things that would put you off the scent. But you figure it out. Someone always did.

“I-I’m a vampire…” He stared into your eyes, waiting, begging for you to say something, anything.

You let out a breath that you didn’t even know you were holding, your eyes searching his anxious gaze.

“Well that was… surprisingly underwhelming.” You shrugged, awkwardly patting him on the shoulder before continuing, “I mean, they make it seem so shocking in the movies but it’s just cringey. Like, so what? You can bite people and kill me quicker and more painful than most people... but so could a bear.” You shrugged again, this time more dramatically. This really wasn’t as startling as fiction made you think.

“You’re-you’re not scared? Or-or worried that I might hurt you?” He seemed genuinely confused, as if you had reacted in the most outrageous way possible.

“What? Like I care?” He only looked on, dumbfounded; you sighed and continued, “Look, darling, I’m a teenager, stuck in high school who reads books and never really had any friends, and you’re ‘surprised’ that I don’t care that you’re a vampire? Hell, I’ve enacted these kinds of scenarios in my head since I read my first fantasy novel, this is old news!”

You shook your head and began to walk away. It took him a second to react; he flew past you in a gust of wind, stopping you in your tracks. You crossed your arms, rolling your eyes at how cliche this was becoming.

“I could turn you!” Now he just sounded desperate.

“Oh, please. I’d be happy for the break from my period. And at least I wouldn’t have to worry about bills or getting a job. Feels like more of a ‘win, win’ situation to me.” You smiled sweetly before pushing past him. The fact that this was happening in the woods was all too stereotypical for your liking, and it was definitely past your curfew.

You glanced over your shoulder as you moved towards the real world. He stood stock still, frozen in place by confusion. You sighed, clicking your tongue before turning towards him once again.

“Look, how about you come back to mine and we talk about what's true and what's myth over a bottle of whiskey? You look like you could really use a drink; what do you say?”

He turned, nodding slowly, “Yeah, but make mine a double.”

You chuckled, holding out your hand which he took with some caution, you saw his hesitation, “Imagine that: a vampire afraid of a human, how Edward Cullen of you.” He gazed at you as he let out a chuckle, seeming to relax a little, “Come on.”

He smiled as you both began the journey out of the forest.

A/N: As always, I’d love to hear what you think so please leave some feedback and reblog if you want to see more like this :)

Taglist: open

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#vampire x human #reader x vampire #vampire #i know what you are #crack fic #original fic #fiction #human reader #male vampire

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breannacasey · 3 years

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Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to get to know better.

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Tagging @oneawkwardcookie @brilliantbanshee @prodigalreporter @bibright @terramous @buckthehalls @officerrxyes @luna-colorata @actuallylorelaigilmore @tarlosbuddie

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Birthday: January 7th (yes, exactly two weeks from now, and i’m not ok)

Favourite Bands: ... Julie and the Phantoms, Imagine Dragons, Queen, I don’t know I’ve been listening mostly to solo artists lately

Favourite Solo Artists: Taylor Swift, Ben Platt, ok I’ve basically only been listening to Taylor Swift, you got me I’m basic

Last Movie: Les Douze Travaux d’Astérix (a holiday classic, that’s not holiday related except for being part of ciné cadeau)

Last Show: House (ctv drama is having a marathon)

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Dream Job(s): i don’t want a job, i just want to write

Dream Trip: canada-usa roadtrip that lasts weeks, maybe months, it’s never gonna happen

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Favourite Song: currently i’m obssessed with no body, no crime and long story short by Taylor Swift

Last Book I Read: i don’t remember the last time i finished a book. i started House of Hades by Rick Riordan this summer, and i haven’t touched it since the summer, the book is just that thing my phone rests on at night while i sleep

Top 3 Fictional Universes I’d Like To Live In: Leverage. It’s like an improved version of our world where the CEOs get what they deserve for being shit. Wait, top 3? Let me think...

The Inkheart trilogy, in which Mo and Meggie read so well aloud that it brings things to life, and they even go into the book and back out. Listen, I want that. I probably wouldn’t have that power, but imagine if I did, I could just go in and out of books, that’d be awesome.

Then, I don’t know, maybe the TVD/TO/Legacies universe? Vampires, werewolves, witches, sounds kinda nice.

#tag game #my post

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