Grabs you Jamie come hither I have a conspiracy theory about who runs the appreciation blog

Okayokau they specifically on the blog name that it's so they don't get eaten by Jamie specifically ueah? What if it's Noah, hmm? HMMM??

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Noah would just dissolve and drink you anon; I on the other hand can and will eat you and I have been known to bite :)

Tess and Maria are the type that are continually playing a game of chess. Literally. There's a board in Maria's office that they both take turns making moves on anytime one passes it.

LITERALLY GASPED AUDIBLY AT THIS LOVE LOVE LOVEEEEE

reminds me a lot of the main couple from “the glory” if anyone’s watched that show, which like. they are SO mariatess coded. AND BRO A THE GLORY X TLOU MARIATESS AU??? im imagining them as like a longtime spy-duo doing espionage against their enemies to get revenge on people responsible for hurting/targetting their sons (who are JUST FINE, thank u, and literally besties living it up in a private undisclosed safe location) back when they were babies. it turns into a years-long undercover mission against an organization called the fireflies, in which they enlist the help of mercenaries tommy and joel miller

OR like a western-type vibe, something like the brilliance @hypnotisedfireflies is cooking up with The Legend of Charro??? cowgirl murder-wives maria and tess on the run from their lost loves, deputy and sheriff miller?????

OR

in jackson, maria and tess not only have the shared chessboard in maria’s office, but ALSO shared journals that they keep in their respective homes. they’re both constantly at eachother’s places to nap between work, but are both so busy that they rarely end up in the same place to talk at the same time throughout the week. so they leave each other notes in these shared journals to check in and gossip. they both journaled a lot in college and keep their own individual ones too, so it feels like a really familiar source of comfort for them both 🫶🏾

everything’s in them from “today is SHIT” to “left half a joint for u in ur undie drawer, godspeed” “FUCKING THANK YOU THERESA” to “if josie speaks one word at this fucking council meeting, im gonna fucking walk out. one fucking word” to “joels been having nightmares this week. can you go out for a hike with him and try to get him to talk?” “yeah, sure, of course” to “seth’s extra pissy today, im gonna fucking deck him” “okay bet, do it where i can watch” to “if tommy sings ‘im gonna be’ one more fucking time IM gonna walk him 500 miles off a fucking cliff. control ur husband” to “ellie started her period btw, she doesn’t wanna talk about it but keep an eye out” to “hey need a fucking break. wanna hide in the basement tomorrow night for a toke” “me too. fuck yeah i do”

one day joel and tommy find it, read one page, and immediately put that shit the fuck down. they do not wish to die by the hands of their wives

hear me out: poly tamaki and mirio. best friends share everything, including their girlfriends so when tamaki was nursing a massive crush on his cute manager, mirio had to help him. somewhere along the way, he fell for your charms and now you're being fucked by a very apologetic tamaki, who's ass is being pounded by mirio. maybe one takes your pussy while the other takes your ass as they play with your clit and suck your tits.

anyways, how's your day?

I’m extremely sweaty rn.

i- i-its like I’m there. I’m literally in the room watching Mirio’s fat cock drilling into Tamaki’s cute lil puckered hole and with each pump he’s pushing him deeper into you. And you’re fucking out of it , just bleary eyes and drool, incomprehensible noises leaving your chest cause you’ve never been this full. Awooooga—and Tamaki’s a blushy mess , wet lips brushing against your skin from his own tears of overstimulation; he didn’t know it was gonna happen like this. would’ve at least liked to take you’re on a date first. but he can’t even think about that right now when the tip of Mirio’s cock is hitting him just right in that special place. its just whimpered moans and m’sorry’s ; Mirio’s the only still smiling because he takes pride in having successfully ruined you both ☹️

I’m fine love. Just ate some meatloaf and now I’m sad lol —curse this body’s need for food 🥹

I loved how, in the very first scene of the episode, Porsche seems asleep. For a few moments there’s this strange feeling of quiet, Kinn is silently looking through the window, not a single noise is coming from outside...

and then, a sudden close-up on porsche. His eyes are wide open. His pain hits you right in the feels. And what seemed like quiet, now seems like utter discomfort.

Rex handed Levi a couple patches of denim fabric for some reason. "Now you can say they're yours: A pair of Levi's." His attempt at a practical joke...

At first, Levi raised a brow, uncertain of the joke, but after a few seconds, he made the connection. He lets out a hearty laugh, finding Rex’s joke to be quite charming. He’s having to wipe tears away with his hand, but they were happy tears, so he didn’t mind them.

“Oh, I’ll enjoy these! I can keep them, right?” He genuinely thought he could find a use for the patches, make some sort of craft with them. They wouldn’t go to waste, not with him!

@starxcrosser wants to give rei a hug ! 🫂 ( homucifer / devil homura )

she couldn't even fathom what sort of vision this was ( it rivalled the encroaching silence, the dreams of pharaoh 90 & saturn ... ) but this time, rei was prepared. as if the mars crystal sensed her distress, flames burst from the center of her chest to form the star jewel of eternity. at her strongest, the senshi of war & flames no longer felt fear ... only interest. within the empty space, the stars as a backdrop, black feathers began to fall & floating down from above was a young girl. she was petite, with long black hair & violet eyes ... an elegant-form fitting dress clung to her. ( this felt strange ... staring at someone who bore so many similarities to her younger self ) & when the mysterious girl's arms enveloped her, she felt a pang of sadness ... a deep, stabbing sorrow & agony.

❝ who ... who are you ... ? & why ... are you so hurt ? ❞ without a second thought, her gloved hand raised to place against the small of her back.

Love that feeling when i’m walking out of a theater with my brain practically buzzing with thoughts because the movie was so good it activated the university student inside me that i no longer am

Also yeah i finally got to watch Nope

idk I just think that Carlo simply smokes cigars, raises eyebrows, drinks wine and somehow his team wins in the end

Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022

anyone else get really pissed off when astarion looks at the camera with the biggest wettest eyes known to creation. like GIRL we see them!!!

(inspired by this post:)

I have a question about this image of Xanathar's Thieves Guild.

Why does he have sexily lounging elf boys?

I ask because I cannot imagine a beholder being attracted to anything other than itself. Does he just understand Sexily Lounging Elf Boys to be a status symbol, and he wants anyone who visits to know he can afford Sexily Lounging Elf Boys?

Maybe I'm the asshole here for assuming. Maybe these boyfriends are master tacticians here to advise Xanathar, they happen to like wearing leather pants and no shirts and I should be less quick to reduce them to sex objects.

I don't care, I love it, this is all I can think of every time I see it:

More:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT88VKs76/

This made me laugh!! Thank you for sending me this. I love it.

I love transformers that aren't cars.

Microwave bot: "I'm joining the Decepticons".

Mirage: "why can't I be a speed boat?"

"We're in the middle of a dessert!!"

Also the:

"no one understands me." Being a forklift is great. He can lift things. And lift things even higher!!

I loved all of it.

I fucking LOVE that Donna is not immune to being a little starry-eyed over The Doctor in the way that many of us get a little starry-eyed over our best friends but she IS immune to being that way in front of them lmao. Double love that this appears to also be Catherine Tate and David Tennant's dynamic

there is something sooooooo hilarious about “btw I told my mom about this and she agrees with me!!” on now that we don’t talk

The Fall of the House of Usher 1.08 | The Raven (2023)