#THEY'D GET ON LIKE A HOUSE ON FIRE
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jamie’s two teds
#petition for a fic where ted and simon meet#they'd get along like a house on fire#ngl it does make me feel better about ted leaving that jamie has a ted-like person in his life#jamie tartt#ted lasso#stepdad simon#tl#tedlassoedit#tledit#mine
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Hoyo didn't let childe and furina be friends because they knew they'd be to powerful
#they'd get along like a house on fire#zhongli's worst nightmare...2!#(after venti and hu tao)#genshin impact#genshin#furina#focalors#childe#tartaglia#childe tartaglia ajax
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missyrose/masterrose for the ship ask game?
so like what if you had this boyfriend right and he's fantastic, he's everything you could ever dream of, and you think it's all perfect. and then it turns out he's still hung up on his ex who kills people. for fun.
like god i know we never and will probably never get any master & rose content in canon but its soooo funny to me. there is no way around the master being the doctor's terrible ex. and rose being his new girlfriend who doesn't try to steal his body or murder him or take over the universe. and when people flatten rose's character, i find they make her a lot nicer than she is, they forget that rose is kind but god she's not nice, she is vicious, she can get mean as hell. if you put her in the same room as the master, she'd have the balls to get his ass. zero hesitation.
simm!master/rose is bleach blonde on blonde violence. missyrose is toxic yuri to the next level. i don't think rose could fix the master. i don't think rose would want to fix the master. the best the master could hope for is that the doctor brings him home and is sad enough about it that rose doesn't contemplate whether risking eating the tardis heart is worth turning the master into dust with a wave of her hand. but also. i think the master would respect that. the best way for him to like one of the doctor's companions, statistically, is for them to be a young woman happy to shout at him. i think he'd still be awful about it the whole time, because that's just how he is, but like. there would be a begrudging level of respect for who rose is and what she's capable of that might temper their relationship into a sort of frosty acquaintance.
a mutual understanding as well about who the doctor is to them, that they both love him but even more: that he loves them back so much that it's scary. (something that might bother missy less, but simm!master. i think if he ever looked how much the doctor loves him head on, he'd be terrified by it. which is why he doesn't. of course. he'd rather look down the barrel of a gun.) jealousy, too, because no one likes to share being the center of the doctor's world. (not even rose, except with a certain captain, as we all know.)
and i think they'd have fantastic hate sex on the tardis console.
[put any ship in my ask box and i’ll give my brutally honest opinion]
#ask#masterrose#i am like. genuinely invested in them. i think they'd get along like a house on fire. which is to say: structural collapse and deadly injur#and again the hate sex would be fantastic. they can agree on one thing and that's trying to goad the doctor into joining them by fucking#on the hood of his car.#rose tyler would be the reason simm!master learns how to eat pussy-
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hello!!! i don't know if you're open to OC interactions but I was wondering if your Matvey and my Jack would be friends. ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
Hi sorry about not answering this for a bit ive been a bit busy (btw I love Jack, he gives off a very devious aura(￣︶￣) ) but to answer your question....
Yes? Matvey comes off very removed and silent compared to Jack's loud personality. Jack would bounce off of Matvey's silent nature repeatedly which would look odd to anyone else. Jack and Matvey are like polar opposites to most people but only because Matvey likes to hide away hoping to drive anyone away from him but once Jack doesn't leave him and is there to stay... well he gets very upfront in Jack's experience with traps, explosives, everything like a quiz and very in their face that would unsettle most people(he doesn't mean to come off as unsettling and doesn't really notice it himself. Kinda like the blue eyed people meme.) Before eventually telling him about his own traps, and explosives after a few days of one-sided silence. Matvey would initially be curious about Jack's inclination towards fire but doesn't bring it up since glass houses and all that, he has his own things too. Though, Matvey would try be helpful in his own way and that burning someone alive isn't the only way to kill someone and to think more towards a silent killer like smoke inhalation. Matvey would look for guidance on his own blueprints and chemical weapons, and traps, places to improve. He takes Jack's opinions very seriously.
Matvey would work in silence while Jack pointed out areas to improve and would like to do the same with Jack if she ever let him look at their own ideas.
They are bad influences to each other in a way, Jack just wants to just kill a hostile with fire for once while Matvey just wants to be allowed to use his chemical weapons, of similar opinions. Jack's very loud and talks back while Matvey just broods in the corner or storms off, they are both brats in their own ways.
Matvey ends up filing for a release of information on Jack's behalf as he feels guilty hiding his identity from Jack who he trusts and considers as a friend. He also just thinks Matthew is the worst fake name ever given. So yes, I do think they would be the best of friends.
I was hoping on doing something more detailed but I take breaks between detailed art due to probable burnout so here's the up to no good destructive blorbos ! I hope you find them just as cute ヽ(´▽`)/
#call of duty#mutuals ocs#oc: jack#house of cards au#cod oc: matvey-lukyan volkov-makarov#oc: matvey-lukyan volkov-makarov#jack reminds me a lot of power from csm but that might just be because i have csm on the brain#they'd be very chaotic to rein in I will say that much#Jack will probably get matvey a bit too amped up#matvey is still confused about the fire but it works#most likely to create a hidden blackmarket on base /j#but seriously i love jack#very mischievous and just as dangerous
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chelsea fans moving like true coolers during the burofax drama icl
#good lord mount joined your club at SIX years of age and is leaving after dedicating EIGHTEEN years of his life to you#and THIS is how he gets treated upon announcing his leave?#having witnessed the way barça held messi prisoner for so many years against his will and washed 6 years of his club career down the drain#i will never ever fault a player if they choose to leave a sinking ship to salvage their career lol#fucking drogba is shading the club for fumbling mount and fans in the replies and qrts are calling him a snake i????#when did football fans become such sheeple are players no longer allowed to voice concerns over the state of the club they love?????#worshipping boehly and not even taking a second to consider his part in chelsea's absolute dumpster fire of a season that#made a player who's been at the club since SIX years of age leave ffs this is just like cholesterolaporta and his dickriders#really makes you wonder what coolers would've done had messi not been a wimp and forced a move in 2020 like he'd initially wanted to lmao#would've burned down his house in sunny catalunya probably the pig's head incident with figo would've looked tame in comparison dfkm#and pep.. good lord they'd have put his bald head on a pike
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two arsonists teaming up, whatever will they do
#art#sloth's originals#format originally from haus of decline on twitter apparently?#rwd dani#zombiecleo#i saw this format. thought of these two. blacked out for two days then woke up with this on my screen#i think they would be wary of each other at first#but eventually they'd get along like a house on fire. literally#designs taken from rwd season 4 art and cleo's vtuber model#feat. my handwriting lmao
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lily in this part of the fic is sooo louise-coded it's both hilarious and making me kinda sad
#i wish lily could have met louise bcuz they'd get along like a house on fire. like gayle and louise in that dentist episode except WORSE#everything louise wants she would get lol#txt#bob's burgers
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14, 16, 24, 27, 32 for minah + bran!
ty tabby!! // romance & relationship headcanons
14. what traits does your muse want to avoid when it comes to choosing a romantic partner?
MINAH — excessive ego, cruelty, nosiness. minah's not interested in anyone who's too curious about her own business or too caught up in their own. she enjoys a light, uncomplicated fling. and nobody devoutly andrastian—she doesn't need that kind of energy in her life
BRAN — she's not interested in anyone inflexible, self-absorbed, doubtful, cynical. she understands stubbornness and the negativity that living in varania tends to create, but she doesn't want to bring that into her home or her heart. she's got way too much delight and determination to put up with the unending sludge of pessimism and disbelief.
16. what is/are your muse's love language(s)?
MINAH — gift giving. little miss hoarder with the endless pockets tends to consider giving people gifts (or receiving gifts) a pretty important act. physical touch is important to her too
BRAN — quality time and gift-giving. acts of service is in there too, but specifically as a form of giving gifts (her time, her energy, her labor, a final product). she like leaving a partner with some token of her affection (certain cat-like partners may also inspire a great deal of appreciation for physical touch: a massage or the comfort of a body leaned in close or even just an ankle hooked around hers. it's about the Being Near of it all)
24. is your muse proactive in communication with their partner(s), or is this something they need to work on?
MINAH — let's be honest, is minah proactive in communicating with anyone? it's definitely not one of her strong points. she used to be better at it, but none of her partnerships over the past few years have been involved enough to warrant any real effort at clear communication, so she's sort of stopped bothering. an atrophied skill, I would say
BRAN — she's a pretty good communicator, yeah! when she's having a rough spell she get worse at it—not less present, just less accessible and more deflecting. but generally speaking she's proactive about it. fostering clear and timely communication is part of her job as captain; it carries over into her personal life too
27. is your muse more confident or shy when it comes to approaching someone they like?
MINAH — confident! she's a theater kid extrovert she knows how to come onto someone
BRAN — confident. she's an incorrigible flirt, loves attention and enjoys the dance of getting to know someone better when she's interested in them. she's extremely confident in approaching people and also in being approached
32. does your muse have an ideal "type"?
MINAH — unfortunately I think she likes people who are a little dangerous and inaccessible. I'm reflecting on the campaign so far and the people she's been the most intrigued by have been a) warden recruiter nora (self-explanatory) and b) helvius with his funky magic and also his willingness to help her after she let him out. (that slight deference was also. I mean. it didn't not help. she likes someone who'll look up to her a bit, let her direct them a little. it made going home with people after a show a lot of fun; she'd be that larger-than-life thing on stage and then get to reap the benefit of someone admiring her up close.)
BRAN — likes someone who's at least a bit trouble. bright, quick, self-possessed. someone who'll challenge her and also have her back. she likes a partner who's a partner in all senses of the word. historically, someone not too clingy is also a plus—she's not going to stick around, and she doesn't particularly have any interest in dragging someone along with her when she goes. there are, of course, exceptions
#wow these were so fun#what's better than this just a couple of worldly gals who like to Keep Stuff and wear a lot of jewelry#they'd get along like a house on fire btw. they'd have such a good time together. like a ping pong match or skipping stones#everything smoothing and moving and constantly back and forth and not a single peek behind the curtain. ideal!#minah#branwen#memery#still taking these btw!
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I can't really explain it but Tobin Heath and Julien Baker have the exact same energy to me. there is just something about their vibes that is so....the same?
#Tobin Heath#Julien Baker#I'm sorry okay I truly can't explain it#It's not even that they look the same although they do like a little bit it's just something about their energy#Their vibes#That is so like you know if those women met they'd get along like a house on fire
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(requested by anonymous) Exu finds Tachanka at the shooting range
“Alright, I’m heading out!” Exusiai announced as she left Penguin Logistics’ borrowed dorm. “Don’t go to lunch without me like last time!”
“Don’t be late, then,” Bison shrugged from his bowl of cereal.
The Sankta stayed just long enough to stick her tongue out at him before closing the door behind her. It was nice that the firing range was a short walk from where she was staying, especially since Rhodes Island had been very clear about where she could and could not blast things to smithereens. Apparently the landship had a lot more concerns about “structural integrity” than back home.
This morning, somewhat unexpectedly, she wasn’t the only one at the range… Actually, who was that? They looked more like a knight than someone who’d have a crossb- That wasn’t a crossbow. “Safety off.” A guy, then, with some real gravel to his voice. And his accent - an Ursus with a gun?
“That’s a real beauty you’ve got there,” she called out as she made her way to the firing position next to him. Clearly not some recruit who’d picked it up somewhere - his trigger discipline was instinct, as demonstrated when he clicked the safety back before turning to face the newcomer. “How long’ve you had her?”
“Safe. A few months. You are one of the Sankta I’ve heard so much about?” The halo and wings said as much.
Exusiai cocked her head. “Never seen one of us before? How’d you get a gun just hearing about us?”
“Back home, they’re much more common.” He set his machinegun aside and offered a hand to shake. “Tachanka, Team Rainbow.”
“Exusiai, Penguin Logistics. More common, huh? So you brought it from home?”
The former soldier nodded. “Da. The engineers made some modifications, but she’s as smooth as ever.”
“How about a little friendly competition, then?” The Sankta pointed down range. “Whoever shreds that puppy slower owes me a slice of apple pie!”
“And if I win?” Tachanka was audibly smiling.
The Sniper laughed. “Oh, you’re a funny guy, Tachanka! C’mon, there’s no way you’ve got me beat!”
“Alright, but if I do,” he continued nonetheless, “you can buy me a drink.”
“Hey, if I had the cash, I’d do that anyway. Kinda tight until payday, though, you know how it is.” She was used to it, though.
Oh, he definitely knew that life. “Water is fine.”
“Eh? Alright, I can do water. Still,” Exusiai smirked as she readied her rifle, “you’re not winning this bet, buddy.”
“We’ll see about that, malysh. Safety off! Firing!” “Rock n’ roll!”
BRRRRRRRR. It was mere moments before every target they could feasibly hit from their positions had been reduced to shreds. The Sankta’s eyes gleamed as she turned back to her competitor. “Wow! Guess I should’ve made it a marksmanship challenge instead, huh? You totally smoked that whole line!”
“Don’t sell yourself too short, malysh. You’re not so bad yourself.” Tachanka flipped the safety back down. “Safe. Apple pie, you said?”
“For real? There’s no way I won that, not when you’re packing that kinda heat.” She didn’t know a single Sankta with a weapon that fired so quickly.
The Sapiens shrugged. “An old comrade swore by it also. You can buy my vodka later.”
“Wait, vodka? We’ve got some of that at the dorm, actually…” Exusiai snapped her fingers. “Got it! Buy me some pie, and for dessert, party at my place tonight! I’m sure the girls won’t mind.”
“‘Girls?’ Hmm. Koetz, you owe me - mind if I bring a friend?” Not that Blitz needed any help meeting the lovely ladies of Rhodes Island.
She cheered. “Yeah! The more the merrier! You said you’ve got a Team, right? Bring ‘em all!”
“Cohen? At a party?” Actually… “I like the way you think, malysh. Let’s get that apple pie, hmm?”
“Woohoo!”
#arknights#arknights fic#tachanka (arknights)#exusiai (arknights)#they'd just get on like a house on fire honestly#don't know how Ash or Frost would do at a PL party though...
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Day 17- cosplay
Donnie cosplaying as Entrapta, another purple-coded autistic tech whiz. Small world
#rottmnt#rottmnt fanart#my art#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt april art challenge#april art challenge#rottmnt art challenge#honestly those together would be rediculously dangerous#first ones tech + mystic tech + nuclear fission#overseen by two mad scientists whose moral alignment is 'science'#well. on the bright side they'd get along like a house on fire
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Worf/Tuvok
Because if their wives can get together so can they!
#OK BUT THIS SOMEHOW CLICKS??#First of all I just love Worf and Tuvok a lot#also...both dads#and Tuvok is like A+ dad while Worf seems to have a rocky relationship with his son#idk - I am basing this ALL from the wiki#and I'm picturing Tuvok and Worf having a 'bonding with kids' montage#where I'm sure a klingon child's energy/natural temperment is different from a Vulcans in some ways but in some ways very similar#since Vulcans have STRONG emotions and as children would need to be taught to control them#I don't think Tuvok would be too phased by Klingon childrens' emotions he'd just deal with them differently than a human or klingon would#Picturing Worf not knowing what the hell to do with Tuvok's 4 pack of quiet well behaved children who follow him around like ducklings#but I do headcanon that he has at least one wildcard (Elieth) and he and Alexander get along like a house on fire#hmm what else...#Klingons use poetry in mating rituals and Tuvok likes poetry! Imagining Tuvok reading Worf poetry without knowing the implications#and then ALSO Tuvok and Worf sparring and Tuvok kicks his ass#Worf looks at Tuvok kicking his ass reading poetry and wearing vulcan robes like 'This guy's GNC as FUCK'#they're also both more serious and very ... what's the word? patriotic?#Ughheugh. No. Patriotic might as well be a slur.#They're both deeply connected their cultures v_v and I think they'd have a lot of boring old man convos about it#It doesn't SEEM like either would have a straightforward relationship to that culture either...with Worf apparently being raised by humans#(I assume on earth?) and Tuvok having struggled to fit into Vulcan society in his youth to the point where he says he wishes he hadn't been#born Vulcan! Very different from him in canon...I just think they'd talk a lot v_v#cliche little moment where Tuvok shows up to one of their talks in a Vulcan robe instead of his uniform (not thinking anything of it)#and Worf is like '!??/?? ?? d ress?? dress??' but he's kinda...into it....uh oh#Tuvok gives Worf flowers and Worf doesn't know what to do with flowers but he tries his best to care for them#hmmm......thats all v_v#thanks for listening#Tuvok/Worf#Tuvok#Worf#ds9
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Rise!Donnie meeting Jack Spicer
Obvy Jack's plans are wack but he is a good inventor with a kickin' taste in jams
#I feel like they'd get on like a house on fire#xiaolin showdown#Rottmnt#donatello hamato#jack spicer#Lmao idk what overlap these two fandoms even have but idc
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It is hard to focus on being sad and anxious when you have gotten to pet 7 (seven) new cats in one day in exchange for baked goods, 5 (five) which were long hair, and 3 (three) which were MAINE COONS.
#still processing work related grief because current employees are meeting with CEO to try and get the clinical director fired#but talked with another former employee and management is really so toxic at this point#i don't know if the site will ever really recover#it was just a whole mess#and i learned even MORE crap management did while the union negotiating was going on#like claim they'd met with the union reps when they ghosted them#also roommate says he wants to get a dog when we eventually move into a house which i am Not Thrilled With#admittedly that probably won't happen for a decade at this rate but I don't like dogs and he doesn't clean anything#speaking of need to remember to reclean the soup pot he cleaned tomorrow because there's still gunk on the bottom
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my new tinfoil theory, based solely on daemon mentioning unclaimed dragons and the camera cutting to rhaena, is that hotd is gonna delete nettles from the narrative and give her role to rhaena.
do I think this will actually happen? no. but it would be very funny if the answer to "how will they handle nettles??" is simply "no nettles."
buuut this shot is probably just setting up rhaena trying and failing to claim a dragon and then rando girl nettles coming in and claiming a badass dragon and rhaena looking vaguely sad in the background while nettles gets all the attention from her dad/actual characterization that she never got
#house of the dragon spoilers#hotd#hotd spoilers#rhaena targaryen#nettles#i don't think they'll do this cause 1) grrm mentioned wanting to write a nettles novella (anything to not write twow)#and 2) they'd have to either come up with a different reason for rhaenyra to completely distrust daemon#or have her get to the point where she's willing to believe he'd have an affair with rhaena which ugh#i just miss the old days of 'varys is a merman' lol 'rhaena=nettles' is my tinfoil contribution#i have a much longer rant baela and rhaena not having characters#but that needs a separate post#i do like the 'rey nobody' aspect of nettles being a rando who becomes a dragonrider#that's an important counterpoint to targ exceptionalism#and underscores the theme of power residing with the people in ways the ruling class doesn't fathom#but then again... post-dance nettles is rumored to live in the vale and that's where rhaena lives!!#rhaena being a super proper lady by day and running an insane dragon fire cult by night would be very funny
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I'm sick and tired of pretending Jean Prouvaire and Phoebe Buffay aren't the same person
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