HELP??? IDK WHY, I HAVENT WATCHED THE PRINCESS AND THE PAUPER IN AGES

They were having a discussion in the nevermore server about the Barbie movies and I’m like…

Wait…

Hold on…

Montresor reminds me of Preminger

And it’s because of the attitude and the two dumbos he prances around with

OHMYGOODNESS

Ada and will are those two he has beside him

HeLp me

IM DYING??

Ranting

el doesn't know what gay means

If Mike came out to her she would not understand, she would probably be like, "gay...? What is gay...?" And she wouldn't understand why mike wouldn't want to tell her, because she doesn't understand what homophobia is or why it would affect someone. The only exposure she has had to homophobia is the bullies in s1, but she didn't understand what those words meant, all she knew is that they made mike upset. If Mike or will had a coming out scene to her, she would be very confused of why it was a big deal, after she found out what it meant. I think she would be upset about Mike lying to her, because she doesn't have the context to understand why he would need to lie. I personally think she has already picked up on that something is going on between Mike and will, she wouldn't understand why this would need to be kept a secret. From her perspective they are just lying with no good reason to do so, she might even accidentally out ones of them. She would not have the context to instantly accept, she is going to be upset about Mike lying, and maybe will too. But once it is explained to her why, and she sees homophobia again, this time through a new lens and understanding, she will be accepting and probably apologize for being upset, now that she understands.(this is if she doesn't accidentally out ones of them, which I don't think the duffel bagels would do)

Basically I'm trying to say, El wouldn't be all instant ally.

i despise when people bring up how noah auditioned for theo for the goldfinch and they make it about byler like plz for the love of god try to separate finns characters if you hear that and only think “omg think of the byler edits!!1!1” i am so embarrassed it feels like youre shipping the actors not any characters

Platonic elmike sucks too

*yearning*

SOON

I wrote more for Justyna today than I did for Leo. What does that mean?

[Amelia blabbing about how she doesn’t want to get married or have kids] “I’m not wired that way.”

[Tim smiling for the first time around her] “Oh…okay…that’s…great”

What he was saying inside of his head: “I need to get out of this wreck of a relationship.”

It's crazy, as someone that plays sports (I wouldn't call myself an athlete but anyway), when I go a certain time without playing my sport (volleyball here), I get these vivid, almost violent urges to play, I want to be on the COURT, smashing that F-ING BALL ON THE GROUND, DIVING as if I was rescuing my SISTER and YELLING that YES, I HAVE THE FUCKING BALL, JANET

Anyway, I really wish I was playing and it's not been a week since I last trained.

I feel like a dog who hasn't had their walk of the day

I love adrenaline

Every time I see mentions/literally hear it/read in fics about Alastor's voice being naturally laded with static I was wondering why exactly it felt familiar (← avid the magnus archives enjoyer)

if they dated i think it would be like this

λυκάνθρωπος / Μινώταυρος

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love when you can ask the Narrator why the Princess is a Princess and he's like 'well i uhhhh YOU did that. maybe it's because uh... something something about her being above you... but still approachable... look i don't want to analyze or anthropomorphize your--' my guy. i am a primal being of Order and Eternity and Shaping. You're the one who convinced me I was some dude and were quite willing to take credit for shaping my view on the world through narration five seconds ago. Are you gonna look me in the eye and tell me the desire to interpret something worthy of adoration and more powerful than me as a dommy princess is written in the very nature of the universe or are you going to show me your browser history like a man

what’s the biggest red flag character you relate to for any reason

unprompted my favorite webcomic is heir's game on webtoons and second favorite is charity chase on tapas

One of my biggest pet peeves is the justice league being labelled as " The Avengers of DC" and its like. No? The avengers are law enforcement. The Justice League are volunteers