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illusory-scripted · 3 months

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EVERYONE SHUT UP DROPOUT'S BREAKING NEWS EPISODE WAS SAW THEMED

#I AM LOSING MY SHIT #LOSING MY MARBLES #THEY FUCKING GOT SAM'S ASS #dropout breaking news #breaking news #dropout #sam reich #saw #sawposting

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starry-bi-sky · 4 months

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more clone^2

snippet 21: Danny is Bruce Wayne's Clone and--

Star, with the rest of the A-List girls: alright ladies! it's time for our quarterly 'cutest boys' list! Now I'll get straight to the point, in our number one spot is--

All girls, in unison: Danny Fenton

Star, writing it down on a whiteboard: and for our number two spot--

---------- Snippet 22: clone meet clone

Ellie, dramatically: Danny!

Danny, equally dramatic: Ellie!

Ellie, pushing past him and looking around: where is he! i wanna see the little guy!

Damian, with a sword, brandishing it dangerously: *in arabic* don't come any closer, stay back!

Danny, wrapping an arm around Ellie's waist and pulling her back: woah, woah - he's still adjusting to everything

Danny, turning towards Damian with his google translate open: [please don't stab her. this is Ellie my clone.]

Damian, lowering his sword in disbelief: 'there's MORE of you?

-------------- Snippet 23: Ellie has the same epiphany as Danny

Ellie:...hey Danny

Danny, pouring over his arabic book: hm

Ellie: since I'm your clone, and you're a clone of Bruce Wayne, and Damian is a clone of Damian Wayne, does that technically mean I'm his mom - uh. dad-mom?

Danny:

Ellie:...its a fair question

Danny: .....*deep sigh* you're his cousin until further notice.

------------ Snippet 24: wait for me ii (hadestown, live vers.)

(i'm not sure of the context, but i've been thinking of Danny saying this to Damian during a serious moment for days. the snippet title is the song that the dialogue below is from)

Danny, fixing up Damian's wraith suit: the meanest dog you'll ever meet

Danny, zipping up damian's jacket: it ain't the hound dog in the street. he bares some teeth and tears some skin, but brother,

Danny, adjusting Damian's gloves, pausing to look him in the eye: that's the worst of him.

Danny, he holds a finger up to Damian's eyes and points it at him: the dog you really got to dread, is the one that howls inside your head

Danny, grabbing damian's mask and smoothing it over his eyes: it's him whose howling drives men mad, and a mind to its undoing

------------ Snippet 25: Danny is Bruce Wayne's clone-- (Battinson Vers*)

Ember, in the middle of a fight with Phantom + Wraith:

Ember, knocks off Phantom's mask for the first time: lets see what ugly mug you're really hiding under there, Phantom--

Phantom: *the wettest, most pathetic looking pretty boy on the planet*

Ember:

Phantom, dryly: what, did your mic die out or something? all that caterwauling finally make you lose your voice

Wraith, unsheathing his sword: *vibrating with baby brother rage bc he knows EXACTLy why Ember is silent*

----------- Snippet 26: Damian is finally starting to play nice :)

Dany: hey... guys.... whatcha doing

Damian, hanging out with Sam: Me and Manson are plotting ways to crush the Mayor's plan to cut budget funding for the city parks and cut down the native trees

Danny: oh, i see.... is this safe?

Sam: probably

Danny: hm.

------------- Snippet 27: digging up cold case

Danny: ....if Damian is out with Sam tonight with their plot against the mayor....

Danny, turning towards his desk: then that means I can work some more on Mrs. Witherbury's murder case that she asked me to solve without Dames guilt-tripping me into bed :)

Danny, settling down at his desk with a thermos full of coffee: i'm glad sam and damian are finally getting along

--------- Snippet 28: sparring

Damian, frowning: your reflexes are incredible but your combat is downright awful, brother. it's truly a miracle i didn't skewer you upon our first meeting

Danny, got his ass kicked by his 7yo brother: *groaning in pain* not everyone has super secret assassin training, Damian. And I don't really have time to actually practice anything.

Damian: Mrs. Fenton knows martial arts and her form is proficient enough, I'm sure she would be delighted to teach you if you asked. I will join since I need to keep my skills sharp and my training was unfinished when I arrived here.

-------- Snippet 29: daytime surprise

Phantom, fighting Skulker in broad daylight: *under his breath* at least Lancer's english test will get canceled for this...

Phantom, dodging a blast from Skulker: *in ASL, furious* don't you have anything better to do, you fuck!?

Skulker: foolish ghost child, speak! I know you're capable of it - speak before you lose the ability to

Phantom: *flips him off instead*

Wraith, sending back a ecto-blast with his sword: please pay attention, phantom

Phantom, doubletaking: *in a hissed whisper* what are you doing here!? it's a school day, you should be at school!

Wraith: Tt. If the boot fits.

------------ Snippet 30: guilt

Danny with his head on his desk, his elbows propped up as he massages his hands: hn

Damian, lurking to the side with a guilty look on his face:

Damian: can i....

Danny, silently holding his hand out to Damian: hrm

Damian, immediately taking it and doing the massages + finger exercises: ...im sorry

Danny: hm... I forgive you

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc au #dpxdc au #dp dc #dp dc crossover #danny fenton is not the ghost king #clone^2 #this made me realize that Danny's ghosts PROBABLY don't know what he looks like under the mask for a WHILE #they just know he's a pain in the ass and also human and also insistent to get them back into the ghost zone #danny being the battinson bat clone is THE funniest thing to me like goddamn. you're a drowned kitten #does this imply that none of his rogues have seen his face in the two years before he got damian? yes. but wraith knowing why ember is #silent and being indignant with baby brother rage is so funny to me. protective little siblings ftw >>>>#dany being battinson bat makes so much sense because clone danny has no powers and runs around in a hoodie and jeans and baseball bat #and battinson is the exact amount of lanky and tall wet rat that seeing phantom WOULD be unsettling if you saw him at night.#also sam and damian get along but i dont know or think that damian would ever trust her tucker or jazz like he ever would with danny #he likes them and trusts them to take care of danny and him (to an extent) but he like. TRUSTS trusts danny.#hhhh fuck danny is permanently the battinson bat in my head fUCK. it makes so much sense #danny resorts to Batman Grunts when he’s overtired + in pain + unfocused

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sunforgrace · 9 months

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he sat there on the ground and cried. for cas. cas told him he loved him was taken away and he buried his head in his hands and wept

#AND THEN THEY TRIED TO PRETEND LIKE IT WAS FINE? and after the widower arc #it wasn’t even as nearly fucked then this time all their friends got thanos snapped and we don’t even get canon confirmation that they were #brought back. even with covid not even a vo or offhand mention or reference #jack is god and in every drop of rain or whatever.#sure yeah whatever they beat the final boss and got over the protagonist angst of it all but the world was still the same it just wasn’t a #chuck story which only ramped up to being The Big Problem in the season 14 finale.#cas was stabbed by an angel blade and dean broke while wrapping his body for the funeral pyre. ALONE. and was. not doing well #and you tell me it’s whatever after he sat there in that dungeon refused to answer sam’s calls and cried during the complete and total end #of the world. that he just bounced back from that and died and drove around heaven for decades in a few minutes and smiled while americana #electric guitar played on some bridge #cas helped oh that’s nice I guess smile now I have GOT to go drive my car around. because I did not get enough of that in my time on earth.#unlike my time with cas which I am satisfied with and in no need of closure. perhaps a conversation. looking upon him to see him alive and #well. healing some of that trauma of the last time I saw him. a reunion hug maybe even which has become tradition. CUT THE CAMERAS deadass #he’s going for the face touch. no this we cannot possibly have time for we have to play carry on wayward son twice #sorry. it has been three years. sorry. it’s just so funny buddy your ass did NOT escape the hamster wheel

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blueribbonbaby · 11 months

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Alexa demie’s 3 second cameo 😂

#I hope she got a big ass check for those 3 seconds #Sam played y’all #fuck sam levinson #alexa demie #euphoria #maddy perez #the idol

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blackkat15 · 1 year

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A Poker Night 2 Update:

I have accepted Brock as my father figure

Claptrap offended Sam again and is about to get his ass whooped

Ash finally stopped saying he's my daddy (I hope his wife talked to him)

Claptrap is still my bestie but if he talks smack about Sam again I will reconsider our friendship

Steve is the worst

Moxie is still sick of everyone's shit

Wheatley appeared for no reason and started to have some sort of fit on the table (Edit: It's actually the paranoia core and not Wheatley. I got them confused like a dumbass)

I'm still broke as fuck

I only won once when I knocked all the boys out. I honesty don't know how that happened but anyway

Max is a little shit and I love him (platonicly)

GLaDOS still says I have a fat ass

The short little man I forgot the name of won't stop looking at me funny

Somehow Poker Night at The Inventory runs as slow as a slug in a pot of glue on my computer so it's unplayable

The guys are just 👌

#poker night 2 #claptrap #borderlands #sam and max #the venture bros #brock sampson #evil dead #ash williams #Claptrap please stop talking smack about Sam before I dropkick yo ass #Brock is my dad now #GLaDOS tell me where the fuck you got my boy Wheatley from #portal #portal 2 #wheatley #GLaDOS

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earlgodwin · 4 months

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from supernatural to the borgias pipeline is so real gotta stan 10/10 toxic codependency and fucked up siblings dynamics with loads of parallels and symbolisms

#i'm actually having a ball in this bitch #the heavy ass subtext between sam and dean was crazyyyy #“you know sam and dean winchester are psychotically irrationally erotically codependent on each other right?'”#likeeee!?!?!#also the siren episode omfg real fucked up incestuous shit #and the borgias....bro where do i begin...#we have cesare and lucrezia who have such an incestuous narcissistic love and ces's toxic devotion to her and he'd kill anyone for her #and then we have juan who actually wanna fuck both lucrezia and cesare but he got excluded from the incest polycule #inject these shows into my bloodstream fr #the borgias #i ain't tagging spn i don't want the trenchcoat angel stans to find this post lol #text post

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wulfhalls · 10 months

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first actual glimpse at none alternate kirk in the last 5 secs of the ep like thats my boyfriend that's my boyfriend THATS MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i hope jim gets to have one on one adventures with all the crew only they can remember and cant mention to anyone else #everyone got these tortured ass memories of him and look at him with this weight and heaviness when he came to visit sam that one time #and hes just like damn bro the people on ur ship are INTENSE #id be sooooooo funny if we'd get a life altering spirk kiss in an alt!timeline and only spock remembers and never ever mentions it EVER #the dynamic would stay the same but the LAYERS #like we won but we lost but we won but we didnt #i know theyd never give us such a win but still. thinking #txt.me #snw #star trek #also VERY bisexual lean from him in that garage or whatever the fuck. i see u paul wesley!!!!#jim kirk my silly lil genius boyfriend 💞💘💕☺️💗💝😚💞🥰

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ghost-pasta · 9 months

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thought up an au where the nature of Danny & Vlad's portal accidents change (this changes some major plot aspects) but i'm legitimately having too much fun with it.

(the comparison's with the Canon looks are for ghost form specifically. tho I may change Danny's,,,, maybe)

#danny phantom #if you saw the other post no you didn't #dp au #dp accident swap au #my art #danny fenton #vlad masters #i realized this au is basically just:#''what if vlad was allowed to be happy? get ghost powers and no years of hospital stays? stayed with his friends?''#and that's just so sad #but vlad with less baggage means all his subtle sillier quirks are exaggerated in comparison and he's so fucking silly like omg #his ass is not rich in this au and yes. him and jack play fantasy football together. it's very serious work #danny in comparison gets better treatment for his accident than vlad got in canon but he's STILL very emo about it #sam loves his white hair (not helping sam)#dp redesign #<kinda

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sharkbatez · 1 year

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"You saved me... I knew you would." "I made you a promise."

— Tomb Raider (2013)

(best game in the trilogy sorry)

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musclesandhammering · 9 months

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Completely out of the blue, but the line “Goodbye stranger, it’s been nice. Hope you find your paradise.” + the megstiel death scene has me weeping.

#yes it’s spn hours in 2023 shut the fuck up #language tw #megstiel #like the writers HAD to have that in mind since they named the episode after it #but I mean specifically cas and Meg’s weird slow build enemies to friends to almost lovers relationship #that never had got to make it to an actual romance #even though they both knew they had feelings for each other #combined with the thought of Meg dying without him there and some of her last words being to tell Sam to save cas #and we didn’t get to see it but whatever Cas’s reaction after the fact must have been #all of that along with those painful ass lyrics #yeah it hits me #I love them so much #the original holy hell #spn #Cas meta #kinda #castiel #spn 8x17 #goodbye stranger

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downtherabbitholewithlucy · 1 year

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Come closer and open up... Sam wants to share some with you😮‍💨😶‍🌫️

#Sam really curled his finger to beckon you over to get that money shot #ya'll i've stared at the 2nd & 3rd gifs for wayyyyyy too long #THIS FUCKING MAN IS2FG #he got my girl downstairs trembling like a wet kitty in the rain. you bet your ass i just dropped a double euphemism in the tags #i don't give a fuck i'll do it again if i need to. but the gifs speak for themselves so.....#Sam Rivers #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #Sammy Boy #Bass Boss #Bass Master #SAM. I. AM.#Catch me simpin' for Samuel on Sam Rivers Sunday #down the rabbit hole

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maybeimissu · 2 years

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If bucky don't appear in the movie There will be no factors for the success of the movie. Do you think anyone is waiting for a Falcon movie or Anthony? No one is waiting, not even me And if Bucky does not appear, the movie will fail because everyone will enter the movie for Bucky, no more or less. You have to thank Bucky and wish his presence because he will be The credit for the success of this film For a silly star and a bad director

it's been a while since i heard such a rancid and stupid take. i'm only replying so others can see what an idiot you are. but it's currently 5am and i'm not in the mood for going into the details of exactly why you're wrong

#objectively anthony is a better actor than seb anyway #and don't get me wrong i love them both #but anthony is a much better actor who has failed to get recognition for multiple projects while his white costar got hyped up #which is sad and infuriating as it is #AND we're talking about a fucking captain america movie!!!#there is no way it would flop bucky or no bucky #yall give seb and his character too much credit #especially since (as much as i like his character) bucky had very little to do in his appearances so far #most of his role has been about providing motivation to steve and he only really got some plot of his own in tfatws #which is an underutalisation of his character yes but still #anyways just say you're a racist ass and go to hell 🥺#anthony mackie #sam wilson #oh captain my captain #captain america #captain america and the winter soldier #sebastian stan #bucky barnes #sambucky #tfatws

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timeisacephalopod · 7 months

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My job has been dry humping my last nerve and I have an interview for a mobility aide place job that seems like it could be a good fit and at least moderately more "adult" than my current job and also hopefully free of bullshit management. Since the management in my job now is... well, something FUCKING else

#winters ramblings #these assholes gave me a bullshit writeup last week and if this interview works out i will be HAPPY to call this shit store #to tell them i quit and no i will NOT be coming in for any of my remaining shifts because thats what the fuck you get when you #threaten to knock me to part time and reapond BY SHUGGING AND SAYING “WELL” when i point out i have RENT to pay #treat my HOUSING that casually and put on FULL display you dont care if your decisions make your employees HOMELESS #then get dropped on your ASS you ignorant fucks. i could not BELIEVE that so im hoping it works out #and that i call and get SAM specifically because thats who fucking did that to me and if im lucky enough that HES in when i call #then ill tell him i quit i wont be back and hes a fucking piece of shit with no ethics who should be shit on by a flock of birds #for threatening an employees ABILITY TO PAY RENT by fucking SHRUGGING like my HOUSING is a GAME janice gets to PLAY #so yeah if it goes well fucking bye i aint sentimental and i aint someone to put up with bullshit play games ill flip the board #ive got NO patience for job bullshit. treat me as disposable i can play that game too

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caracello · 1 year

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itsso like. dg isnt even that much taller hes jsut Big . hes a BigGuy for real. hhis leg is twice as wide as fragments in this piece

#i say hes not that muchtaller he is 6'8''.#BUT chief iis like 7'2'' ao #chief and sam r big theyve just also got like fuckingf. Long ass legs #dg is built like a brick shithouse #FUCKED UP!!!!!#gush:{🐇}

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cadykeus-clay · 8 months

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there is truly nothing funnier to me than the all work no play ghost hunting episode