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BANG BANG BODHISATTVA releases May 9th, 2023.
Okay, I think it’s time I made a full roundup post.
An edgy, queer cyberpunk detective mystery by an exciting new trans voice from New Zealand.
Someone wants trans girl hacker-for-hire Kiera Umehara in prison or dead—but for what? Failing to fix their smart toilet?
It’s 2032 and we live in the worst cyberpunk future. Kiera is gigging her ass off to keep the lights on, but her polycule’s social score is so dismal they’re about to lose their crib. That’s why she's out here chasing cheaters with Angel Herrera, a luddite P.I. who thinks this is The Big Sleep. Then the latest job cuts too deep—hired to locate Herrera’s ex-best friend (who’s also Kiera’s pro bono attorney), they find him murdered instead. Their only lead: a stick of Nag Champa incense dropped at the scene.
Next thing Kiera knows, her new crush turns up missing—sans a hand (the real one, not the cybernetic), and there’s the familiar stink of sandalwood across the apartment. Two crimes, two sticks of incense, Kiera framed for both. She told Herrera to lose her number, but now the old man might be her only way out of this bullshit...
A fast-talker with a heart of gold, Bang Bang Bodhisattva is both an odd-couple buddy comedy that never knows when to shut up, and an exploration of finding yourself and your people in an ever-mutable world.
You can read the first chapter here.
ARCs are currently available for reviewers through Netgalley.
Preorder links should start to appear soon through retailers here--please note that the release date is currently showing erroneously as 2022, due to an error. I am working to get this fixed.
I am on Goodreads.
“I am ecstatic to be working with Rebellion Publishing, the home of JUDGE DREDD, to bring my hopelessly queer cyberpunk-buddy-comedy-noir-mystery to print. If you’re a fan of 80s anime pinup girls, Daft Punk, Robert Patrick as the T-1000, hormone replacement therapy, the Nintendo Virtual Boy, a neat whiskey or a fruit-flavored cocktail, Philip K. Dick, lo-fi hip-hop beats to chill/study to and/or the prospect of hope for humanity beyond the next seven to ten years–I hope that Bang Bang Bodhisattva will hit just right.”
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With Saberspark, I've watched a lot of his livestreams, I don't think he's a cloutchaser. I think he's just not as smart as he puports himself to be. He's genuine. Just kinda not smart.
Like I do like him and regularly watch his videos, but more for his vibe than anything else and he does tend to spotlight lesser known content often as well.
But the guy is very obviously not very good at critical analysis and seems to be presenting and/or believing himself to be more intelligent in the subject than he actually is.
Also, I think the reason he likes HH/HB so much is more that his sense of humour aligns with those shows. He seems to be very easily swayed by his personal sense of humour and also the potential he tries to see in properties, which skews his opinions on media quality heavily.
I'd like to point out I say this not meaning any offense to Saberspark! I'm not calling him overall stupid, just not smart in this particular area.
I don't personally know the guy, so I won't pass any judgement on what he's like as a person.
I just think he has the same problem a lot of other YouTube reviewers have, which is making videos about a popular topic for clicks.
"Everyone is raving about The Circus Show? Gotta make a video on that!"
"Everyone is dunking on The Daily Wire's Bluey rip off on Twitter? Better make a video doing the same!"
It's all so predictable.
Though from what little clips I've watched of his videos, I do agree that he's really bad when it comes to criticizing media.
It's all very surface level criticism, and that's fine, but it's just so basic.
His videos feel like relics from the early 2010's era of YouTube. Lots of hyperbole, basic surface level observations, and fast paced editing.
What annoyed me the most about his Hazbin video was how generous he was being towards the toilet humor.
I was like "Man, if any other show did this, you'd be giving it shit. But because it's Hazbin, you're giving it a pass."
Again, I got nothing against Saberspark personally, I just don't get why so people seem to enjoy his videos while holding his opinions in such high regard.
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Nervousness..
•Christian Borle x Fem!reader.
•In which you get cold feet when performing a kiss scene with your co-star and he helps you with it.
•Word count: 1,071
•Warnings: uhh idk :\ tons of fluff.
•A/N: there is no real song called 'Love in New York' or musical. I just pulled those out of my ass so yea.
ENJOY!
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"Alright! That would conclude our rehearsal tonight. I expect to see you all here Memorized on Thursday, the 10th. Goodbye!"
I started to grab my things as my fellow cast members left the studio. As I was crouched down picking up my phone and water I felt a presence next to me.
"You did great on your song today Y/N." I look up to see my love interest, Christian. I stand up and smile. "Thank you! You did great as well." I said to him and I saw him smile even more and nod.
He had his stuff in his hand and we were about to leave before we heard the voice of our director, Stephanie.
"Hold it you two. I want to work on the song." Me and Christian turned towards her, both muttering "What song?"
"Oh you know, 'Love in New York?' Surely you two have tried it?"
Oh shit..
"Yeah a bit, I reviewed over it." Christian said to her and then looked at me. I have seen this musical so many times that I know the song like the back of my hand, what bothered me was.. the kiss scene at the end of it..
"Yeah I have." I muttered out in a monotone voice. The director nodded and flipped through her binder.
"Christian do you need to be on book?" He shook his head and muttered a "No." She smiled and we set our stuff down and went back out to the middle of the studio floor.
"Great, so we'll start with singing then work in some choreo, then we can work on the scene after, ok?" We both nodded and she grinned at us. She started the music and we got ready.
I started off first with singing and tried my best to stay and beat and tune. Christian then joined in and sang with me.
The song ended and the director did small claps. "That was great! You know I'm not worried about the singing. Ugh, I'm not feeling like running choreo this late. Let's work on the scene at the end."
Those words hit me in the face like a brick. Now my mind was fogging with the kiss.
"I have to use the ladies room, I'll be back." I quickly ran off the the restroom and locked the door. I ran my fingers through my hair and panicked.
"I can't do it! I just can't! I don't have any experience at all with kissing! He's probably gonna think I'm some virgin weirdo." I was racing around the small room talking to my self. I started chewing on my nails and picking at them while just thinking.
I didn't even notice how much time had gone past since I left and I heard a knock on the door.
"Hey, everything okay in there?"
It was Christian.
"Uhh yea! Everything is f-fine." God damnit! Why did I have to stutter?
"Okay.. Just checking up on you since you've been gone around 8 minutes."
"8 minutes?!" I yelped out loud. I heard him "Mhm" outside of the door. "I'll be out in a second." I flushed the empty toilet and washed my hands and dried them.
I unlocked the door and opened it to see Christian leaning on the wall in front of me. "Why were you waiting there you weirdo..?" He chuckled and got off the wall.
"Are you seriously ok? You seem off." He's catching on.
"How have I been off?" Please just let it go Christian.
"Ever since Stephanie mentioned Love in NYC. Do you not like that song or something?" He knows, damnit. What excuse can I use? I'm sick? No. Just having a bad day? Sure.
"Just having an off day." He gave me a look. That looks that a person gives you when they don't believe you. That 'Really?' Look.
"You may be a good actress but that wasn't very convincing. What's really wrong..?"
Oh. My. God.
What can I do now? I have no other excuses to pull out of my ass! Should I just tell him the truth? I mean he is a very smart guy..
"Look! I've never kissed a guy before and I don't wanna practice with you because I'm scared your gonna think I'm some virgin loser!.."
There. It's out.
He started chuckling and looked away. Is he actually laughing at me? I would laugh at myself but really?
"You think I'd judge you for not having your first kiss yet?! That's hilarious." He stated in between giggles.
"Well, if this is your first kiss I'd want it to be special." He moved closer to me. What's he doing? My throat got caught up when he leaned into my ear and whispered into it.
"Do you want to do this?" I just nodded. I didn't trust my words at this point. He smiled and caressed the side of my face. He licked his lips and I did the same. "Just follow what I do ok?" I nodded and he smiled.
He leaned in close. So close. Our noses were bonking each other and our lips were so close. Then, he pulled me in.
His lips were so soft and warm. I moaned into the kiss and pulled myself closer. I wrapped my arms around his neck and just went with the flow. I could feel his arms wrap around my waist. It was so magical and the butterflies in my stomach were going crazy.
Suddenly he released from it. We both needed air. "That was, amazing... Thank you so much Christian.." I held both his hands.
"Well now would be an appropriate time to ask this, do you wanna go on a date with me?" He asked me. How could I ever say no to this man. Well, at least I could give him a chance I guess.
"Sure. Just text me and I'll be there." He pulled me into a tight hug and kissed my forehead. I inhaled his scent and just relaxed. "Oh wait, Stephanie is probably waiting for us."
"Oh shit your right."
We both let go of the hug and rushed back to the studio where of course, Stephanie was there.
"Have fun? Well, we'll just continue this next rehearsal. Go home you love birds."
I blushed and Christian giggled and went over to grab our bags.
We both left the studio hand in hand out to the parking lot.
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the end!
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The Ig Nobel Prize, for scientific research that makes people laugh and then makes them think. This year's winners!
CHEMISTRY and GEOLOGY PRIZE [POLAND, UK]
Jan Zalasiewicz, for explaining why many scientists like to lick rocks.
REFERENCE: “Eating Fossils,” Jan Zalasiewicz, The Paleontological Association Newsletter, no. 96, November 2017. Eating fossils | The Palaeontological Association (palass.org)
WHO TOOK PART IN THE CEREMONY: Jan Zalasiewicz
LITERATURE PRIZE [FRANCE, UK, MALAYSIA, FINLAND]
Chris Moulin, Nicole Bell, Merita Turunen, Arina Baharin, and Akira O’Connor for studying the sensations people feel when they repeat a single word many, many, many, many, many, many, many times.
REFERENCE: “The The The The Induction of Jamais Vu in the Laboratory: Word Alienation and Semantic Satiation,” Chris J. A. Moulin, Nicole Bell, Merita Turunen, Arina Baharin, and Akira R. O’Connor, Memory, vol. 29, no. 7, 2021, pp. 933-942. doi.org/10.1080/09658211.2020.1727519
WHO TOOK PART IN THE CEREMONY: Chris Moulin, Akira O’Connor
MECHANICAL ENGINEERING PRIZE [INDIA, CHINA, MALAYSIA, USA]
Te Faye Yap, Zhen Liu, Anoop Rajappan, Trevor Shimokusu, and Daniel Preston, for re-animating dead spiders to use as mechanical gripping tools.
REFERENCE: “Necrobotics: Biotic Materials as Ready-to-Use Actuators,” Te Faye Yap, Zhen Liu, Anoop Rajappan, Trevor J. Shimokusu, and Daniel J. Preston, Advanced Science, vol. 9, no. 29, 2022, article 2201174. doi.org/10.1002/advs.202201174
WHO TOOK PART IN THE CEREMONY: Te Faye Yap and Daniel Preston
PUBLIC HEALTH PRIZE [SOUTH KOREA, USA] Seung-min Park, for inventing the Stanford Toilet, a device that uses a variety of technologies — including a urinalysis dipstick test strip, a computer vision system for defecation analysis, an anal-print sensor paired with an identification camera, and a telecommunications link — to monitor and quickly analyze the substances that humans excrete.
REFERENCE: “A Mountable Toilet System for Personalized Health Monitoring via the Analysis of Excreta,” Seung-min Park, Daeyoun D. Won, Brian J. Lee, Diego Escobedo, Andre Esteva, Amin Aalipour, T. Jessie Ge, et al., Nature Biomedical Engineering, vol. 4, no. 6, 2020, pp. 624-635. doi.org/10.1038/s41551-020-0534-9
REFERENCE: “Digital Biomarkers in Human Excreta,” Seung-min Park, T. Jessie Ge, Daeyoun D. Won, Jong Kyun Lee, and Joseph C. Liao, Nature Reviews Gastroenterology and Hepatology, vol. 18, no. 8, 2021, pp. 521-522. doi.org/10.1038/s41575-021-00462-0
REFERENCE: “Smart Toilets for Monitoring COVID-19 Surges: Passive Diagnostics and Public Health,” T. Jessie Ge, Carmel T. Chan, Brian J. Lee, Joseph C. Liao, and Seung-min Park, NPJ Digital Medicine, vol. 5, no. 1, 2022, article 39. doi.org/10.1038/s41746-022-00582-0
REFERENCE: “Passive Monitoring by Smart Toilets for Precision Health,” T. Jessie Ge, Vasiliki Nataly Rahimzadeh, Kevin Mintz, Walter G. Park, Nicole Martinez-Martin, Joseph C. Liao, and Seung-min Park, Science Translational Medicine, vol. 15, no. 681, 2023, article eabk3489. doi.org/10.1126/scitranslmed.abk3489
WHO TOOK PART IN THE CEREMONY: Seung-min Park
COMMUNICATION PRIZE [ARGENTINA, SPAIN, COLOMBIA, CHILE, CHINA, USA]
María José Torres-Prioris, Diana López-Barroso, Estela Càmara, Sol Fittipaldi, Lucas Sedeño, Agustín Ibáñez, Marcelo Berthier, and Adolfo García, for studying the mental activities of people who are expert at speaking backward.
REFERENCE: “Neurocognitive Signatures of Phonemic Sequencing in Expert Backward Speakers,” María José Torres-Prioris, Diana López-Barroso, Estela Càmara, Sol Fittipaldi, Lucas Sedeño, Agustín Ibáñez, Marcelo L. Berthier, and Adolfo M. García, Scientific Reports, vol. 10, no. 10621, 2020. doi.org/10.1038/s41598-020-67551-z
WHO TOOK PART IN THE CEREMONY: María José Torres-Prioris, Adolfo García
MEDICINE PRIZE [USA, CANADA, MACEDONIA, IRAN, VIETNAM]
Christine Pham, Bobak Hedayati, Kiana Hashemi, Ella Csuka, Tiana Mamaghani, Margit Juhasz, Jamie Wikenheiser, and Natasha Mesinkovska, for using cadavers to explore whether there is an equal number of hairs in each of a person’s two nostrils.
REFERENCE: “The Quantification and Measurement of Nasal Hairs in a Cadaveric Population,” Christine Pham, Bobak Hedayati, Kiana Hashemi, Ella Csuka, Margit Juhasz, and Natasha Atanaskova Mesinkovska, Journal of The American Academy of Dermatology, vol. 83, no. 6, 2020, pp. AB202-AB202. doi.org/10.1016/j.jaad.2020.06.902
WHO TOOK PART IN THE CEREMONY: Christine Pham, Natasha Mesinkovska, Margit Juhasz, Kiana Hashemi, Tiana Mamaghani
NUTRITION PRIZE [JAPAN]
Homei Miyashita and Hiromi Nakamura, for experiments to determine how electrified chopsticks and drinking straws can change the taste of food.
REFERENCE: “Augmented Gustation Using Electricity,” Hiromi Nakamura and Homei Miyashita, Proceedings of the 2nd Augmented Human International Conference, March 2011, article 34. doi.org/10.1145/1959826.1959860
WHO TOOK PART IN THE CEREMONY: Homei Miyashita, Hiromi Nakamura
EDUCATION PRIZE [CHINA, CANADA, UK, THE NETHERLANDS, IRELAND, USA, JAPAN]
Katy Tam, Cyanea Poon, Victoria Hui, Wijnand van Tilburg, Christy Wong, Vivian Kwong, Gigi Yuen, and Christian Chan, for methodically studying the boredom of teachers and students.
REFERENCE: “Boredom Begets Boredom: An Experience Sampling Study on the Impact of Teacher Boredom on Student Boredom and Motivation,” Katy Y.Y. Tam, Cyanea Y. S. Poon, Victoria K.Y. Hui, Christy Y. F. Wong, Vivian W.Y. Kwong, Gigi W.C. Yuen, Christian S. Chan, British Journal of Educational Psychology, vol. 90, no. S1, June 2020, pp. 124-137. doi.org/10.1111/bjep.12549
REFERENCE: “Whatever Will Bore, Will Bore: The Mere Anticipation of Boredom Exacerbates its Occurrence in Lectures,” Katy Y.Y. Tam, Wijnand A.P. Van Tilburg, Christian S. Chan, British Journal of Educational Psychology, epub 2022. doi.org/10.1111/bjep.12549
WHO TOOK PART IN THE CEREMONY: Christian Chan, Katy Y.Y. Tam, Wijnand A.P. Van Tilburg
PSYCHOLOGY PRIZE [USA]
Stanley Milgram, Leonard Bickman, and Lawrence Berkowitz for experiments on a city street to see how many passersby stop to look upward when they see strangers looking upward
REFERENCE: “Note on the Drawing Power of Crowds of Different Size,” Stanley Milgram, Leonard Bickman, and Lawrence Berkowitz, Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, vol. 13, no. 2, 1969, pp. 79-82. psycnet.apa.org/doi/10.1037/h0028070
WHO TOOK PART IN THE CEREMONY: Len Bickman
PHYSICS PRIZE [SPAIN, GALICIA, SWITZERLAND, FRANCE, UK]
Bieito Fernández Castro, Marian Peña, Enrique Nogueira, Miguel Gilcoto, Esperanza Broullón, Antonio Comesaña, Damien Bouffard, Alberto C. Naveira Garabato, and Beatriz Mouriño-Carballido, for measuring the extent to which ocean-water mixing is affected by the sexual activity of anchovies.
REFERENCE: “Intense Upper Ocean Mixing Due to Large Aggregations of Spawning Fish,” Bieito Fernández Castro, Marian Peña, Enrique Nogueira, Miguel Gilcoto, Esperanza Broullón, Antonio Comesaña, Damien Bouffard, Alberto C. Naveira Garabato, and Beatriz Mouriño-Carballido, Nature Geoscience, vol. 15, 2022, pp. 287–292. doi.org/10.1038/s41561-022-00916-3
WHO TOOK PART IN THE CEREMONY: Bieito Fernandez Castro, Beatriz Mouriño-Carballido, Alberto Naveira Garabato, Esperanza Broullon, Miguel Gil Coto
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In an American high school au, Anakin is a 19yo senior who was held back as a kid when he was adopted or when his mom lost his job and he switched schools or something, and he was never moved forward again because actually he liked being held back a lot more because the review of information he struggled with helped him and he liked appearing smart in the subjects that he didn't struggle in.
Anyways, he and Ahsoka meet because he works in the math lab his senior year and she starts coming in as a freshman struggling with algebra I. And they unexpectedly become friends even though that's weird in high school. 5 years is huge at that age. But he likes having someone like a little sister because he loves being able to boss someone around and be smart to and a smarmy know-it-all. And she's funny in a snippy way and hasn't learned enough to overcome the self-consciousness that hit her at puberty. So she likes having someone confident and snarky around because it brings out those traits in her. Also, math lab is helping her grades.
And they're both super competitive and into sports/athletic activities even though Anakin has never been "one of the guys" on the sports teams and none of Ahsoka's friends joined any teams even though they like playing casually in gym class. So they like talking professional sports with each other and about the school sports teams.
Anyways, they unexpectedly become best friends through math, sports, and hijinks. They get into weird escapades a la Nickelodeon/Disney Channel preteen shows. (And of course Anakin graduates at the end of the year but doesn't leave Ahsoka behind yet because he goes to the local community college bc he doesn't know what he wants to do yet but he wants to continue school without flushing money down the toilet, and that's also where Obi-Wan works and where Padme teaches poli sci)
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Travel Documents 129: Bang Bang Bodhisattva
by Aubrey Wood
Genre: sci-fi, near-future, cyberpunk, bio-punk
Publication Date: May 9
Pre-Order At This Link
The Dust Cover Copy
Someone wants trans girl hacker-for-hire Kiera Umehara in prison or dead—but for what? Failing to fix their smart toilet?
It’s 2032 and we live in the worst cyberpunk future. Kiera is gigging her ass off to keep the lights on, but her polycule’s social score is so dismal they’re about to lose their crib. That’s why she's out here chasing cheaters with Angel Herrera, a luddite P.I. who thinks this is The Big Sleep. Then the latest job cuts too deep—hired to locate Herrera’s ex-best friend (who’s also Kiera’s pro bono attorney), they find him murdered instead. Their only lead: a stick of Nag Champa incense dropped at the scene.
Next thing Kiera knows, her new crush turns up missing—sans a hand (the real one, not the cybernetic), and there’s the familiar stink of sandalwood across the apartment. Two crimes, two sticks of incense, Kiera framed for both. She told Herrera to lose her number, but now the old man might be her only way out of this bullshit...
A fast-talker with a heart of gold, Bang Bang Bodhisattva is both an odd-couple buddy comedy that never knows when to shut up, and an exploration of finding yourself and your people in an ever-mutable world.
Quick heads up: this book is in pre-release, so this is a spoiler-free review. There’s more depth I’d love to dig into, but I’m hands-off until more folks have read it!
The Scene
Worldbuilding
Hooooo BOY. Buckle up. Here we go.
A high-octane story in the cultural tradition of Snow Crash, Minority Report and Blade Runner, Bang Bang gives folks in the queer community what they’ve been waiting for: a look at the cyberpunk world through their eyes.
In worldbuilding, Wood has taken cues from all your favorite wouldn’t-live-there-if-you-paid-me futures: the tech that argues with you has shades of The Fifth Element, the use of bionics and implants is reminiscent of Repo Man. And the harsh reality of gigging for a living and running on ice? Well that, we’re living right now. Mixed together, they make for a world I really enjoyed reading, but definitely don’t want to visit.
The Crowd
Characterization
Wisecracking, fast-moving Kiera is the POV character we’ve been waiting for. She’s clever, quick-tongued, a little bit of a spaz and an absolute sweetheart. She’s the type of quick-thinking trans girl who’ll yell ‘I got a dick!’ when a skeez wolf-whistles, just to watch him walk into a wall. She’s thirty years old, sick of the grind, and sweet-natured under the armor her world impels her to wear. Her foil is Angel Hererra. No wait, sorry, he changed that name, and that face, to get the world to give him a bit less of a hard time. It sort of worked…sort of. But it cut him off from part of himself too. And that’s never a good thing.
On their side are a clever assortment of allies: the android studying law, the classy dame with all the threads to the underworld in her hand, and the indentured servant who really just wanted a better life. Underpinning the story is the sweet support of Kiera’s polycule, waiting at home with snuggles and bingeable TV. Cueing up the ominous music for this piece are Detective Flynn, who gives new meaning to being a dick, and several other impressive baddies. The characters, even those who aren’t fleshed out, are well-written and interesting. The ones who get more time on the page are rounded into wonderfully whole people. Most of them don’t fit society’s definition of ‘people’ for some reason. And with every move, they prove why they should.
Writing Style
Fast paced and sometimes brutal, this work is full of bright one-liners and witty zings. Like it says on the dust cover, it definitely has echoes of The Big Sleep going on, along with Snow Crash and similar zany takes on a dark future. But the author pulls on this setting like a favorite coat and wears it with style, making it fresh. I particularly enjoyed the showcasing of authority using legalism as a weapon against people who don’t fit: it’s a nasty part of the LGBT and minority experience that needs to be addressed. But I enjoyed watching our characters find their way around it even more!
The Moves
Plot
I’ll say this up front: I was not expecting these twists and turns. And I bet you won’t see what’s coming either, not until it’s right on top of you! Or, in most cases, right on top of Kiera. Poor kid.
(cue Kiera shouting ‘I’m thirty, dammit!’ in the background)
In the classic neo-noir style, you have your crime, you have your slueth, and you have your unknown criminal. But the twists and turns that take us from ‘oh crap a dead body’ to the last page are nothing like you expect, and everything you want to read.
Overall Rating
A high-octane race through Cyberpunk City, with pit stops for queer love and solidarity.
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howdy i'm here to ask you about the truly terrible book you read over shabbat. what was it and why was it so terrible?
thank you SO much for asking
it was a bad book.
it was written for 12 year olds. I am not a 12 year old. I'm not counting this against it though because that's on me for reading a book for 12 year olds
It was called The Fourteenth Goldfish and the only thing the back of the book description talked about was an immortal goldfish. I thought I was going to read a book about an immortal goldfish. THE IMMORTAL GOLDFISH WAS A METAPHOR! I WAS SO PISSED! I WANTED TO READ ABOUT AN IMMORTAL GOLDFISH!
Okay now into the plot of the book. Some context, I'm a theatre technician. I work in theatre it's my job.
The story was about a girl who was raised by two parents who work in theatre, and her mom's father (her grandfather) is a big science guy, he has TWO PhDs (this is reiterated a lot), he's SMART, he knows STEM! And the grandfather is always on his daughter (the mom's) ass about being flighty and artistic and not caring about science and wasting her life in an arts field
The mom's boyfriend went to MIT and Harvard and works as a video game designer and the grandfather thinks that is just and ABSOLUTE waste of a degree
And the mom is always making fun of the scientist grandfather for being heartless and having no imagination
The grandfather thought about going into theatre as a kid but he asked too many questions about why the theatre department did things certain ways and got chased out. do you KNOW how many questions i ask every fucking day?
STEM AND ART ARE NOT INCOMPATIBLE HOLY SHIT! THEATRE AND SCIENCE ARE NOT AT ODDS WITH ON ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!! so that really pissed me off. what are we teaching the children.
THAT'S NOT EVEN THE PART THAT ANNOYED ME THE MOST. KEEP READING TO FIND OUT WHAT DID
The scientist grandfather discovers a cure for aging and reverse ages himself into the body of a 13 year old. He goes to live with the girl and her mom because he can't live alone as a 13 year old cause that's weird
When he lives there he starts teaching the girl about SCIENCE and STEM and how to be a SCIENTIST because her theatrical mother has completely neglected this part of her education, because all theatre people hate science.
He's teaching his granddaughter about science and how cool and awesome it is, and the point of the story does end up being "you have to consider ethics when you do science" but that doesn't get introduced until like the third to last page so he spend the entire book being a WILDLY unethical scientist
He's originally like "i'm gonna publish my research about reverse aging and win a nobel prize" and at first the granddaughter thinks that's the COOLEST thing but by the end of the book she's like "that will change the world as we know it, maybe let's not"
But this man... this man...
He discovers a way to reverse age himself
and then just IMMEDIATELY TESTS IT ON HIMSELF
AND THEN DECIDES HE'S READY TO PUBLISH
there is NO IRB
there is NO IRB REVIEW BOARD
there is NO PEER REVIEWED PAPER
there is NO DOUBLE BLINDED CONTROLLED STUDY
WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING
TWO PHDS BUT APPARENTLY HE MISSED THE ETHICS CLASS FOR BOTH OF THEM
He teaches the granddaughter about great scientists like Robert Oppenheimer, who never did anything wrong or morally grey in his life.
And then at the end when the granddaughter is like “maybe we don’t publish because i considered ethics for one second” he FLUSHES ALL OF HIS RESEARCH DOWN THE TOILET
MY GOOD SIR THAT IS DATA
YOU SHOULD KEEP THE DATA
AND JUST DO A BETTER JOB ON THE ETHICAL FRONT
So I'm reading this book just screaming about how ethically unsound this entire thing is. The grandfather is just the absolute epitome of a STEM man who has never considered humanities or why humanities is valuable ever in his entire life.
WHERE WERE THE IRB REVIEW BOARDS!!!!!!!!!!
This grandfather needs to learn what an ethics class is and needs to stop shitting on theatre and needs to understand that STEM and humanities are not at odds with one another
AND THEN I READ THE ENTIRE BOOK ANYWAY
I WAS LIKE THIS IS A SHIT FUCKING BOOK! LET ME FINISH READING IT
so that's the fourteenth goldfish. I probably wasn't the target audience but we can do better in our middle school lit choices. I believe we can. we deserve better.
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If you feel like you're having a hard time advancing in your language studies or finding good resources that fit your level, I suggest checking out langtwt/language learning Twitter. There will always be native speakers willing to help you and I haven't come across anyone making fun of anybody's mistakes. They'll use a much more natural way of speaking and different vocabulary than apps do and personally I find it a lot more helpful than a lot of other resources.
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Langblr Challenge: Pick a random city in a country that speaks your target language. Read about it on Wikipedia in that language.
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The worst part about language learning is that you're so used to being "smart" in your native language but in your TL you're just like. "Wow, I sound like an idiot."
81 notes - Posted August 7, 2022
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I love seeing all the different ways people from different places speak the same language
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My #1 post of 2022
No I think it's so fun to know a language that uses a different writing system than your first language because everyone around you will be so impressed whether you're writing super complex sentences or just saying you need to use the toilet.
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How to Stay on Budget During Your Summer Kitchen or Bath Renovation
Embarking on a kitchen or bath renovation project during the summer can be exciting yet daunting. The allure of a revamped space that reflects your style and enhances functionality is hard to resist. However, the cost of these renovations can quickly escalate if not carefully managed. Staying on budget is crucial to ensure the project is financially viable and manageable. Here are some strategies to help you stay on budget during your summer kitchen or bath renovation.
1. Plan Meticulously
The proper foundation of a successful renovation project is thorough planning. Begin by outlining your renovation goals. Determine which features are essential and which are optional. Create a detailed plan including design concepts for fixtures, such as Kohler smart toilets, materials, labor costs, and timelines. The more detailed your plan, the less likely you will encounter unexpected expenses.
2. Set a Realistic Budget
Establishing a realistic budget is crucial. Research the average costs of similar projects in your area to understand what to expect. Factor in all potential expenses, including labor, permits, materials, and a contingency fund for unexpected costs. Be honest about what you can afford and prioritize spending on areas that add the most value to your home.
3. Always Choose Quality
While it may be tempting to splurge on high-end materials and fixtures, balancing quality and cost is essential. Choose materials that offer durability and aesthetic appeal without breaking the bank. For example, instead of choosing expensive natural stone countertops, consider quartz or laminate, which can provide a similar look at a fraction of the cost.
4. Get Multiple Quotes
When hiring contractors, obtain quotes from at least three different professionals. This will give you a better idea of the market rate and help you avoid overpaying. Ensure that each quote includes a detailed breakdown of the costs so you can make an informed comparison. Don’t automatically choose the lowest bid; consider the contractor’s reputation and experience.
5. Be Flexible with Design
Flexibility in design can help you stay on budget. If your initial design plan exceeds your budget, be open to making adjustments. For instance, you might opt for semi-custom or stock cabinets instead of custom cabinetry. Similarly, you can achieve a high-end look with more affordable materials and fixtures by focusing on thoughtful design and creative solutions.
6. Shop Smart
Use sales, discounts, and wholesale stores to purchase materials and fixtures at lower prices. Look for clearance items or last season’s designs, which can offer significant savings without compromising style. Consider buying gently used or refurbished items from resale shops or online marketplaces.
7. Monitor Expenses Closely
Make sure to keep track of all expenses throughout the renovation process. Use a spreadsheet or budgeting app to monitor spending and compare it against your budget. Regularly reviewing your costs will help you identify where you might be overspending and allow you to make adjustments before it’s too late.
8. Plan for the Unexpected
Despite careful planning, unexpected costs can still arise. Allocate at least 10-15% of your budget for contingencies. This will provide a financial cushion for unforeseen expenses, such as hidden water damage or structural issues, ensuring your project stays on track even when surprises occur.
Following these strategies, you can successfully manage your summer kitchen or bath renovation project without exceeding your budget. The key is to plan meticulously, make informed decisions, visit a bath and kitchen showroom in Collegeville, and stay disciplined throughout the process. With careful budgeting, you can transform your space into a beautiful and functional area that enhances your home’s value and quality of life.
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The Ultimate Guide to Bathroom Products in the UAE
Introduction:
The bathroom is a sanctuary within our homes, and selecting the right products can elevate its functionality and aesthetic appeal. In the UAE, where luxury and innovation meet, the market for bathroom products is vibrant and diverse. Bathroom Products in UAE From sleek basins to high-tech showers, there's something for every style and need. In this guide, we delve into the world of bathroom products in the UAE, exploring trends, top brands, and where to find the best products.
Trends in Bathroom Products:
The UAE's bathroom design trends are a blend of modernity and opulence. One of the most prominent trends is the use of innovative materials such as tempered glass and stone for basins and countertops. These materials not only enhance the visual appeal but also offer durability and easy maintenance, perfect for the region's climate.
Another trend gaining popularity is smart bathroom technology. From digital showers with customizable settings to smart toilets with heated seats and bidet functions, these high-tech solutions are revolutionizing the way we experience our bathrooms. In the UAE, where convenience is key, these smart features are highly sought after.
Top Bathroom Product Brands:
Several top brands dominate the UAE's bathroom product market, offering a wide range of options to suit different tastes and budgets. Villeroy & Boch, known for their elegant designs and quality craftsmanship, are a favorite among those seeking timeless luxury. Grohe, on the other hand, focuses on innovative technology, offering a range of smart showers and faucets that combine style with functionality seamlessly.
For those looking for contemporary designs with a Middle Eastern flair, TOTO and RAK Ceramics are go-to brands. Their collections feature intricate patterns and unique shapes that add a touch of cultural richness to any bathroom space.
Where to Find the Best Bathroom Products:
Finding the best bathroom products in the UAE is easy, thanks to the abundance of specialized stores and online platforms. Retailers like Ambientz offer a curated selection of premium basins, faucets, showers, and accessories from top brands, making it a one-stop-shop for all your bathroom needs. Their focus on quality and customer satisfaction ensures a seamless shopping experience.
For those who prefer the convenience of online shopping, platforms like Ambientz's website provide a wide range of options with detailed product descriptions and reviews, making it easy to make informed decisions from the comfort of your home.
Conclusion:
The UAE's bathroom product market is a testament to the region's commitment to luxury, innovation, and style. With trends leaning towards smart technology, Bathroom Products in UAE sustainable materials, and exquisite designs, there's no shortage of options for creating a bathroom that is both functional and aesthetically pleasing. Whether you're renovating your current space or starting from scratch, the UAE offers an array of top brands and retailers to help you turn your bathroom dreams into reality.
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Revitalize Your Home: Bathroom Remodeling in Orlando
Introduction:
Your bathroom is more than just a functional space; it’s a sanctuary where you start and end your day. It's where you refresh yourself in the morning and unwind in the evening. But what if your bathroom doesn't quite live up to its potential? That's where bathroom remodeling comes in. In Orlando, where homes reflect both functionality and style, a bathroom remodel can breathe new life into your living space. Let's delve into the world of bathroom remodeling in Orlando, exploring trends, benefits, and tips to transform your bathroom into a haven of luxury and comfort.
Trends in Bathroom Remodeling:
Orlando, known for its blend of modernity and traditional charm, sets the stage for embracing the latest trends in bathroom remodeling. Here are some trends shaping bathrooms in the Orlando area:
Spa-like Retreats: Homeowners are increasingly opting for spa-inspired designs, incorporating features like rainfall showerheads, soaking tubs, and ambient lighting to create a tranquil oasis within their homes.
Smart Technology Integration: From smart toilets with bidet functions to motion-sensor faucets and programmable shower systems, Orlando residents are embracing technology to enhance comfort and convenience in their bathrooms.
Natural Materials: Incorporating natural materials like marble, granite, and wood adds warmth and elegance to bathroom spaces. These materials not only enhance aesthetics but also contribute to a sense of luxury and timelessness.
Statement Lighting: Lighting plays a crucial role in bathroom design, and Orlando homeowners are increasingly opting for statement lighting fixtures to add personality and flair to their spaces. Pendant lights, chandeliers, and LED strips are popular choices for illuminating bathrooms in style.
Benefits of Bathroom Remodeling:
Investing in a bathroom remodel offers numerous benefits beyond aesthetics:
Increased Property Value: A well-executed bathroom remodel can significantly enhance the value of your home, making it a wise investment for homeowners looking to increase their property's resale value.
Improved Functionality: By reconfiguring the layout, upgrading fixtures, and optimizing storage space, a bathroom remodel can improve the functionality and usability of the space, catering to your specific needs and lifestyle.
Enhanced Comfort and Relaxation: Transforming your bathroom into a spa-like retreat allows you to indulge in moments of relaxation and rejuvenation, promoting overall well-being and stress relief.
Energy Efficiency: Upgrading to energy-efficient fixtures and appliances not only reduces water and energy consumption but also lowers utility bills, contributing to long-term savings and environmental sustainability.
Tips for a Successful Bathroom Remodel:
Planning a bathroom remodel can be a daunting task, but with the right approach, you can achieve your desired results efficiently and effectively:
Set a Realistic Budget: Determine your budget early in the planning process and allocate funds to prioritize essential elements such as plumbing, flooring, and fixtures. Be prepared to accommodate unexpected expenses by setting aside a contingency fund.
Research and Inspiration: Gather inspiration from design magazines, online resources, and social media platforms to envision your ideal bathroom space. Consider factors such as layout, color scheme, and desired features to inform your design choices.
Hire Professional Contractors: While DIY projects can be tempting, hiring experienced contractors ensures quality workmanship and adherence to building codes and regulations. Seek recommendations, read reviews, and request quotes from multiple contractors before making a decision.
Focus on Quality Materials: Invest in high-quality materials and fixtures that offer durability, longevity, and visual appeal. Prioritize functionality and performance when selecting items such as faucets, countertops, and cabinetry to ensure lasting satisfaction with your remodel.
Conclusion:
Bathroom remodeling in Orlando offers homeowners the opportunity to transform their outdated or inefficient bathrooms into luxurious retreats that reflect their personal style and preferences. By embracing trends, maximizing benefits, and following expert tips, you can embark on a successful bathroom remodel that enhances the value, functionality, and aesthetic appeal of your home. Whether you're seeking a modern spa-like sanctuary or a timeless classic retreat, the possibilities for bathroom remodeling in Orlando are endless, promising to revitalize your home and elevate your lifestyle.
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Petgugu Smart Cat Toilet Review: You Really Don’t Need to Scoop Again!
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Petgugu Smart Cat Toliet Cat litter box, an essential item for the cat, actually is more important for cat owners than we would think. This item is very smart now, they can scoop automatically, they can stop working when the cats are around, and even wash the litter for reuse. Even with all these, there is […]
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Looking at Transforming Bathroom and Kitchen Spaces
Two projects that can really transform the home and have a significant impact both aesthetically and practically are kitchen and bathroom renovations. Essential to most homes for everyday life you need certain things from them when you find a designer home renovation contractor in Colts Neck, NJ. Whether you want a spa-like bathroom, a modern kitchen or something else. Here are some tips on transforming these important rooms.
Make plans with a clear vision
Before you jump in it is important to know exactly what you want to achieve. What is the purpose of the work? Are you looking for more storage, more space, a specific design or style? When you know your goals you can better ensure your contractor works towards them.
Keep functionality in mind
These are both rooms where practical concerns are very important and cannot be ignored. As you consider which high-end remodeling contractors in Colts Neck, NJ to hire make sure things like storage, workspace, plumbing, and so on have importance.
Try to optimize the space
Having space optimized is important, especially if you are dealing with a kitchen or bathroom that is on the smaller side. Consider clever storage solutions, go further up walls, look at modern and smart cabinets and creative tools that aid in organization.
Think about lighting
Lighting is not just there so you can see in the dark. It affects the ambiance look of the room as well. You might want to have a combination of different lighting options to work in different situations. Lighting in food preparation areas as well as overhead, and the bathroom some lighting over the mirror for when you are grooming. The bathroom might be great for some soft lighting when you want to relax.
Explore energy efficiency
When you hire a designer home renovation contractor in Colts Neck, NJ talk to them about having an efficient home. Look at making the home green, one renovation at a time. It is better for the environment and it will save you money on your bills. Things like low-flow toilets and faucets, Energy Star appliances and LED lighting.
Choose the right materials
The materials you use will impact how long you might need to wait until the next renovation. Choosing higher quality options will give the room longevity and it will be more durable and attractive. Often better quality materials also add something more to the visual appeal of the room.
Conclusion
Sometimes a DIY project is fun to handle but when it comes down to having a high-end bathroom or kitchen you will want to find high-end remodeling contractors in Colts Neck, NJ. They have the experience to get it done right and will have the skills needed. A great contractor can ensure your goals are met and bring to life the space you have been hoping for. Consider consulting with someone who has shown themselves to be reputable and trustworthy. Check their license and insurance, look at their past work, talk to references, compare prices and read reviews before choosing.
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Trust the Pros: Why You Should Hire the Best Plumber in Reading for Your Toilet Flange Installation
Are you facing a pesky toilet flange issue that’s making your bathroom experience less than pleasant? It might be time to call in the pros! When it comes to ensuring your toilet is properly installed and functioning smoothly, trusting the best plumber in Reading could make all the difference. Let’s dive into why hiring a professional for your toilet flange installation is crucial and how you can find the right expert for the job.
The Importance of Hiring the Best Plumber in Reading for Your Toilet Flange Installation
When it comes to something as essential as your toilet flange installation, trusting the expertise of the best plumber in Reading is crucial. A professional plumber has the knowledge and experience to ensure that the installation is done correctly, preventing any potential leaks or other issues down the line.
The toilet flange is a critical component of your bathroom plumbing system, connecting your toilet to the waste pipe below. If not installed properly, it can lead to costly repairs and water damage in your home. By hiring a skilled plumber, you can have peace of mind knowing that the job will be done right the first time.
Don’t take chances with DIY solutions or inexperienced plumbers when it comes to something as important as your toilet flange installation. Investing in a reputable plumber will save you time, money, and stress in the long run. Trusting professionals for this task ensures that your bathroom remains functional and leak-free for years to come.
How to Find the Best Plumber in Reading
So, you’ve decided it’s time to hire a professional plumber in Reading for your toilet flange installation. But with so many options out there, how do you find the best one for the job?
Start by asking for recommendations from friends, family, or neighbors who have recently had plumbing work done. Personal referrals can be a great way to find a reliable and skilled plumber.
Take advantage of online resources such as review websites and forums where previous customers share their experiences with local plumbers. This can give you valuable insight into the quality of their work and customer service.
Don’t forget to check if the plumber is licensed and insured. A reputable plumber will have proper credentials that demonstrate their expertise and commitment to professionalism.
Reach out to multiple plumbers for quotes and compare their pricing, services offered, and availability. This will help you make an informed decision based on your specific needs and budget.
By taking these steps, you can narrow down your choices and ultimately find the best plumber in Reading to handle your toilet flange installation professionally and efficiently.
Benefits of Hiring a Professional for Toilet Flange Installation
When it comes to toilet flange installation, hiring a professional plumber in Reading can provide numerous benefits. Professionals have the knowledge and expertise to ensure that the installation is done correctly the first time. This can help prevent any potential leaks or damage to your bathroom floor.
Additionally, a professional plumber will have access to the right tools and equipment needed for the job. They will also be familiar with local building codes and regulations, ensuring that your installation meets all necessary requirements.
By hiring a professional, you can save yourself time and hassle. Instead of struggling with DIY installations that may lead to costly mistakes, you can sit back and relax knowing that your toilet flange is being installed properly by a skilled technician.
Investing in a professional plumber for your toilet flange installation is a smart decision that can save you money in the long run and provide peace of mind knowing that the job is being done by an expert.
Conclusion
When it comes to installing a toilet flange in your home, trusting the pros is essential. Hiring the best plumber in Reading ensures that the job is done right the first time, saving you time and money in the long run. With their expertise and experience, you can have peace of mind knowing that your toilet flange installation is in good hands. Don’t take chances with such an important plumbing task – invest in professional services for a smooth and efficient installation process. Trust the best plumber in Reading for your toilet flange installation needs today!
FAQs
How do I choose the best plumber in Reading?
Choosing the best plumber in Reading can be a daunting task, especially with the abundance of options available. However, there are a few key factors to consider when making your decision.
What is your pricing structure for plumbing services in Reading, including any additional fees or charges?
At our plumbing company in Reading, we pride ourselves on offering competitive and transparent pricing for all of our services. Our pricing structure is based on the complexity and scope of each individual project, as well as any additional materials or equipment required.
Do you offer emergency plumbing services in Reading?
Yes, we do offer emergency plumbing services in Reading. Our team of highly trained and experienced plumbers are available 24/7 to handle any urgent plumbing issues that may arise.
Are your plumbers licensed and insured to perform plumbing services in Reading?
At our plumbing company in Reading, we pride ourselves on providing high-quality and reliable services to our customers. One of the ways we ensure this is by only employing licensed and insured plumbers.
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