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Here is a weird thought, Slannesh in 40k in the grand scheme of things, isn't actually that old(from a linear time viewpoint). Cause her birth cleared the Warp storms that thus allowed the great crusade. Meaning everyone older than the great crusade is older than her. Fulgrim, her daemon primarch, is older than her, infact all the primarchs are.
Wait, Lorgar's homeworld was dominated by a religion that directly maps to the big four. Warp time nonsense has a religion about her be older than her(the eldar empire also had cults to her but those are pointed out Warp time nonsense)
And her birth ended the eldar empire. Baby Angron was attacked(somehow unsuccessfully despite Angron being a literal baby) by xenos believed by some to be eldar. So they quite possibly were actually part of the eldar empire and not just random infanticide elves. Huh.
Granted Warp time nonsense likely rebalances the scales of age in her favor seeing as she existed before her own birth.
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Do you think Nurgle brought Slannesh on as a consultant when he invented STDs?
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Drow Demonic Harpy by PSMinatures
#pngtuber#vtuber#minipainting#paintingvtubers#paintingminiatures#ttrpg#warhammer 40k#Slannesh#warhammer#age of sigmar
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My friend keeps trying to convince me to kitbash a chaos contemptor with mechanical tentacles coming from its crotch :/
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I know this is probably going to cause some controversy, but I really liked this article I read recently about the Warhammer community and followers of Slaanesh in Warhammer.
“Degenerate. It’s a word often used by fascists as a catch-all for anyone with a gender-identity or sexuality that they despise. For Nazis, this extends even to cishet couples in interracial relationships. I’ve seen more than one twitter tankie use it to describe sex workers and trans people.
Degeneracy is Slaanesh’s domain. A being of unfiltered sexuality, worshiped by succubi, queers, and kinksters. Androgyny and queer sexuality is lumped in with sadomasochism, rape, and sexual abuse.
Stories regarding Slaanesh and her cult typically involve beautiful women seducing faithful Imperial guards or Space Marines into their beds making them vulnerable to demonic possession. Sometimes her cultists are portrayed as being androgynous, lithe young men “trapping” otherwise straight and masculine men into an act of queerness. It’s gay panic for space operas.”
https://medium.com/@RealDorianDawes/lets-talk-about-warhammer-40k-830b27686a6e
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I have a legit question for my nerdy friends: Who came first? Berserk's Slan (Member of the Godhand), or Warhammer 40K's Slannesh (Chaos God of I guess you could call it Decadence?)
Both have very similar names and very similar domains. Slan is all about sex and lust (including violent versions of these things), while Slannesh is all about sex and lust (and violent versions, of course).
Berserk was started in about 1989, while Warhammer 40K started in 1987. I don't know how long it took for Berserk to get to the Guardians Of Desire chapter where Slan is introduced, nor do I know how long it took for Warhammer 40K to actually introduce the Chaos Gods in general, or Slannesh in particular.
I'm very curious.
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Drawing rat everyday so that no one gonna know I'm pretty good at nailing hot humanoid anatomy, forget about it, and don't expect me to use my skill on sewing rat onto human body
#Don't ask why this topic#blame slannesh#their character actually have great potential of ultra hot is get nailed#and don't really need to waifufication#every time draw n'kari gonna lead to this issue
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*radio announcer voice* WoW! Now thats what I call Getting ganbanged *car crash noise* by a slanneshi pleasure cult! *Raunchy woman moaning mp3* and its AAAAALll you can expect from 420.69 FMs THE FUCK!!!! *Wolf whistle* Now get ready to have your tits rock by a none-stop block of the horniest shit on air! WOOOooOAAw!
*Def Leppard starts playing*
#my life is in shambles#please send help#Slannesh 40k#warhammer 40k#warhammer shitpost#more fics cumming soon
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Salamander warns Dark Eldar of the consequences of their actions
#I would have thought it would have been the having your soul eaten by slannesh that would be the real issue#but yeah flaming butthole sounds like a pretty bad 2nd#warhammer 40k#WH40k#Salamanders#Dark Eldar
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In regards to my previous post about Fem Custodes
I have a few points to make
If I made you mad. That's not my problem.
I still hold the opinion that they should not be a thing due to 30+ years of lore stating that they have always been men.
I have heard a few arguments.
"Its always been political"
Well yes but actually no. Internally it has its own set of politics depending on which faction you look at. You can have politics that are separate to the real world. A good example of that outside of the Warhammer Universe is Helldivers.
Helldivers developers Arrowhead decided that they would not put anything that would represent the real world beyond the fact that humans exist. They rejected putting things such as rainbow capes and country based capes because it would take away from the actual internal lore and would cause division in the community.
The people that want these things tend forced into the media/lore to be the people who wont actually play it because they never wanted it in the first place.
"Its just a small change what's the harm?"
Its a step. One small step towards creating female space marines. If you can make custodes gene seeds work in woman; then you can make the space marine ones work in them too because who cares any more?.
Its an active attempt at slowly moving the Warhammer universe and turning it into the grey sludge that only appeals to the "Modern Audience" filled with the political messages that only goes one way.
I wanted to enjoy the lore as an experience separate to my own existence. I want to use this as an escape of this work but I am seeing it slowly being infiltrated and ruining the immersion.
"There isn't enough representation in Warhammer40k"
Who the fuck wants to be represented in the universe that is basically one constant war. Were the standard imperial guardsmen (of which contain both genders) eat what is called "corpse starch".
To be fair in the spotlight there is mostly the Space Marines which is an all male team of genetically altered super humans (the Custodes are further up that chain and are seen as even more powerful than the average Space Marine). Space Marines are barely recognisable as humans due to the effect of the gene seed.
However if people actually looked they would find there is plenty of representation within Warhammer40k. There are many factions outside of the Space Marines that have both female and males on the frontlines of this eternal war.
Factions:
Eldar (Male and Female)
Dark Eldar (Male and female)
Imperial Guardsmen (As mentioned before)
Sisters of Battle (All female)
Sisters of Silence (All female)
Not sure about them:
Tau: I know they take from many species and I am not so sure what they have on the male and female ratio.
Errm:
Tyranids: Alien bug species, fuck knows what they have.
Chaos: They will defiantly have both, Slannesh will torture fuck you all.
Speaking of Slannesh
While often referred as male, he actually can be both and neither.
"GW can do what they wish with their IP"
Yes. There is not much to argue with there. They could even pull a Disney Star Wars and state that everything from the next codex is now the true canon and everything before it no longer exists.
In my opinion this would be stupid.
"Warhammer40k is for everyone"
Is it tho? You seem to be ready to throw out many people who don't immediately agree with you.
No media in any form is for everyone. People have a preference and can not like things.
Using myself as an example. I don't like sports games. Therefore I don't play them as it's not for me. I am not demanding sports games change the entire premise and add things to attract me to the game.
In short if you don't like it, don't force yourself into it. If you are interested. Experience it before making decisions. and especially before you decide that you can change the entire hobby to fit you.
Make your own thing.
Chances are there will be an audience however small or large it may be.
For those of you on the frontlines of the Gatekeeping
Hold the line.
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Beauty in the eye
Yandere Emperor's Children
This could be seen as an OC but I'm doing my best with this x reader (please someone tell me if it's working) ((or would it better to switch to you vs she))
tw: Yandere, nudity? body horror? dubious consent? Its slannesh time again, Emperor's children ((Also please let me know if I miss some I'm trying my best to warn ya'll ))
The moans that drifted around the room. The white marble against the gold filigree and royal purple fabrics. As men, women, and everything in between experienced the ecstasy of Slannesh. Palion Hiss ran his tongue against the exposed spine of one of his devotees. Their moans and shrieks of pain fluttered about his gallery as he was searching for a new piece.
Oh how bored he was with all the smooth shapes... the only thing that could stimulate his eyes were the way the silken fabrics would pool and wrinkle... the pulsing bloody forms of peeled flesh. The way thrown paint would chaotically splatter against the wall. It's all because he had gotten a new muse.
He tossed the devotee to the side ignoring the shriek of pain and the way they thrashed in agony. His eyes roamed over the undressed shapes before his muse walked in. Covered in a dark blue robe with a hood and wearing a white porcelain mask. He painted the red lips and applied the delicate blush.
He could see her eyes dart over the sea of bodies and shy away as one thrashing body gets too close. White gloves cover her hands... every inch of skin covered... he knew her feet were bare but the length of the robes.... hid it all from their eyes. Palion bit his bottom lip watching her eyes shy away from the more lurid acts going on in his gallery. It made his tongue tie knots on itself with how shy she would be.
She walked closer to his throne as she held a tray with food for him and drugs. Hmm he's sure he ordered that ages ago... no wonder he was bored he had been out of his muse's light for so long. How he watches, clawed fingers just idly playing with his long silver locks, her move closer and waits. He'd have to train her more... doesn't she realize that she can just walk up to him climb into his lap even he wants her to be his muse. A jerk of his chin as his eyes flick over to a cacophony of sounds for a moment as her voice is nearly drowned out by it. "Forgive my delay my lord... I was... um kept."
Palion felt his jaw tense. Did someone touch something that was his?! She was his muse, would one of his brothers dare even touch her. "Explain now." He said far too gruffly as he watched the tray start to shake.
"I had... I had to take the long way back. I don't know who they were but... they just were harassing me and trying to pull off my mask." Her meek voice sings to him of fear and shame.
"One of my brothers?" He sees her hesitate, his tongue rolls the drug laced food inside of his mouth. His muse experiences far many more luxuries than any of these drugged out devotees or playthings and one such luxury is her being allowed to hesitate, "Pretty little muse... you'll be safe with me. You just have to only move your head yes or no..." He watched her slowly nod. His hand gently grabbed her chin as he placed a chaste kiss on the porcelain forehead leaving a ghost of purple lipstick on the smooth material. "I'll take care of it... and of course you."
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Perfect bodies move all around you. Perfect breasts... waists that are attractive... muscles that run over the body... literally everyone in this room is a work of art. All in the throws of pleasure or pain. Perfect flesh being flayed from a body... the perfect face of pleasure as someone else is fucked dumb... even the ones you think have overdosed lay there looking perfect.
Your skin itches and buzzes as you feel so out of place... you're horribly imperfect as you stand besides Master Palion's throne as he eats and drinks with a bored look on his face. He looks so perfect... everything is perfect. You rapidly blink away the tears as you look down at the floor. You're still upset about earlier... about someone trying to touch your mask... trying to see your face. You're too ugly to be here!
"My muse?" You heard Palion's voice as your head snaps up in worry. Did you breathe too loudly? Did you let out a sad whimper? You can't stop the tremor of fear as he looks at you concerned. He has been a good master but he is in the depths of the Prince's embrace... you're use to masters like that being unpredictable... its how you had gotten disfigured.
"Master?" You whisper softly.
"EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT!" He suddenly snarls slamming his hands on the marble arms of the throne and you bow as you go to scurry off but he points at you muttering, "Stay."
It's quiet... saved for the dripping of blood and wine as you follow that perfect stride of his. The way his silver hair sways back and forth like a silken furred tail. You hate it here. You hate having Slanneshi masters... it makes you feel so hideous.
You whimper as your feet leave the bare marble floors and you find yourself sinking into a sea of plushness. Yet you know the bed is firm just you have your own little plush space on his bed. You hear the lock of the door as you roll over and hide your face into a pillow.
"My muse. Look at me." You shake your head at that request. You can picture his worried face... he's too pretty to look upset its why you can't look at him. "Why not?"
"I'm so hideous master! Why do you let me look at you!" You finally start to sob. The bed moves as you try to hide your face more but he calls you his little doll for a reason. He pulls your gloves off delicately... your flesh trembling under his touch as he rubs your left hand. You slap his perfect chest and try to get out of his grip. The blessed and damned mask on your face makes getting oxygen in for your temper tantrum hard. Your robes are the next thing to go.
His hands move over your left side no mater how hard you try to slap his hands away as you shriek at him to stop. You sob as he moans and kisses your ruined flesh. His long forked dark purple tongue works its way into the spider web patterning of your burned flesh. You can feel his hard cock against you and being the brat that you feel like right now you kick it hard.
He moans in rapturous delight as the heel of your foot dug into the sensitive flesh. "My beloved muse... let me see your face!" He moans as you just sob and cover your eyes not being able to handle the way he looks at you. You cry more as he crawls over you, rutting against you, "Mmmm feel what you do to me. Let me see your face my muse! I know you've locked away your beauty... I am but a groveling mortal unable to handle basking in your grace all the time... but please let me just gaze upon your beauty. Let my muse grace me with her smile... let her grace me with her beauty!" He sings to you as you sniffle under him.
When you gently press against his chest he moves back watching with such reverence as you sit up and just gently touch your mask. "I can't... I'm so hideous." You sob out.
"Then let me take it off of you my goddess. " He all but moans out as you sit there and nod. The manic reverent look in his eyes makes you squirm as he pulls the mask away. The entire left side of your face... acid and flames burnt your skin... most of your left arm... your left breast... lucky for you your leg was spared but you have been burnt. Your left eyelid droops slightly as you look at the perfect angel... you run a hand over the bald spots on the left half of your scalp and the sad patches of hair that try to grow through the ruined skin.
You avert your gaze feeling embarrassed at the way he goes to touch himself... lewdly moaning as he pleasures himself to you simply sitting there. It doesn't take too long before you feel warmth spray against your skin as he paints patches of your skin white. "Stop... please stop." You sob.
"Why?"
"I'm hideous."
"If you think that... " He says pushing you onto your back as he looms over you and his eyes glow a purplish-pink from this angle. "It means I haven't worshiped you enough recently. Oh my poor little muse no wonder you weren't having fun at the party or trying to distract me. I can tell you're feeling self conscious. Let me worship you. Not anyone gets my cum little muse. And I have so much to give you. So... will you let me worship you?"
You feel your breath shutter at the intensity of his gaze just like the first time you two met... you whimper softly, "Yes." You say and wrap your arms around his neck as he greedily goes for a kiss... and the hours- no days blend together as he worships you.
#tw: yandere#tw: nudity#tw: body horror#tw: body insecurity#tw: dubious consent#tw: Slannesh#emperor's children#Yandere#Yandere Space Marine#Yandere Emperor's Children#warhammer 40k
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Another 40k lore thing I really like now is that there’s the Eldar Craftworld of Iyanden which specializes in Wraith units which is are basically piloted by Eldar ghosts in their spirit stones because being Craftworld Eldar is to be in pain and Iyanden gets the worst of it all the time being constantly invaded and brought to near annihilation each time and often they only survive because of the Dark Eldar coming to the rescue with the first time being during a Slanneshi invasion when Harlequin negotiated a deal and it’s like ok Craftworld and Dark Eldar are archenemies normally except when Harlequins show up and especially if it has to do with opposing Slannesh makes sense.
But then Iyanden got invaded by Tyranids and the Dark Eldar still showed up at the last minute to save the day. And then they got invaded by Orkz and Dark Eldar showed up again at the last second to save them and it’s like ok neither of those are really “pan-Eldar” enemies. And it turns out the reason Dark Eldar keep showing up to the rescue at the last minute is because they think it’s really really really reallly funny to keep watching these Craftworld Eldar constantly in a state of anguish and mourning and suffering and if they were to be wiped out they wouldn’t be able to watch the Craftworld be in nonstop suffering
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“She looked like she’d never seen anything quite so horrible in her entire life” Michael Rosenus, Ultramarines Captain after hearing an imperial guard’s report on a Slanneshi cult uprising.
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Fabius Bile/Slannesh-Working-Through-A-Keeper of Secrets depersonalization play
Taking his radical atheism to the final frontier and explicitly turning it into a scene. gaslighting play. is this anything.
It’s- it’s something. I don’t know what, but it sure fucking is
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Now that I finished the game I wanted to just post some highlights of the journey of Vibrance Von Valancius!!!
Idira being the fucking SAVAGE she is about Heinrix and yes I think I did become his Mistress xDD then errr became Marazhai's pet?
ASDGFASDHG thIS IS A COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP!!!
My gay ass was shut down by Cassia and she complimented my shouLDERS?? :'DDD I love her smmm forever my besty and the only one that got a truly good ending
i WILL NEVER NOT SWOON AT THIS MAN!!!!!!!!
duDE I WAS HITTING ON THIS MAN LIKE IT WAS FUCKIGN WACKAMOLE :'DDD
I can hear the typing of a mILLION FANFICS IN THE DISTANCE :'DD
I was such a FUCKING DICK to the footfall people holy shit
I think I just a a fUCKing thing for interrogators??! Pasqal, Heinrix, Marazhai and ohh yeah my dakest moment was being kidnapped and tortured, my girl got traUMA :')))
Heinrix dispensing a RARE W in my playthrough :'DDDD
Did I go onto romance Yrliet after condemning her planet to Slannesh? yES :'DDD
Yrliet saying Kunrad had a crush on me hAS ME CRAVING A ROMANCE MOD!!!
>>>///////////<< pasQAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pasqal liTERALLY HAS MY FUCKIGN HEART IN A DEATHGRIP :'DDDDD
This poor fuCKING GUY JUST CANNOT CATCH A BREAK :'DD I wonder if he just reports all the batshit stuff I do to the Inquisition
pOOR ABELARD CANNOT CATCH A FUCKING BREAKK!!!
pAPA PASQAL I CONVERTTTT!!!!!!! UR TOO WHOLESOME
oKAY BUT THIS WHOLE INTERACTION HIT SO DIFFERENT AFTER YOU LEARN ABOUT HIS TRAUMA AND HOW HE GREW HIS EYE BACK ETC??? LIKE NO SHIT HE WANTS TO KEEP HIS LIMBS AAA
MY BOYS HEINRIX AND ABELARD WITH ME ON DARGONUS!!! :DDD
aHH YES ME PICKING HEINRIX TOTALLY DISCOUNTS ALL THE ACTS OF HERSEY I COMMITED!!!
PAPA ABELARD IS SUCH A GOAT I LOVE HIMMMMM
fiRST KISS WITH HEINRIX AFTER HE WARNS YOU ABOUT CALCAZAR EVEN THOUGH HE CAN'T REALLY!?!?! SO FUCKING ROMANTIC THE STRUGGLE BETWEEN DUTY AND DESIRE AAAAA
aCTUAL TSUNDERE I LOVE HIM!!!!!!
BOTH MARAZHAI AND HEINRIX APPEARING IN MY FUCKING DREAMS IS SUCH A MOOD AHAGHAGHAGH
duDE THE SITUATIONSHIP IS REALLLLL!!!!!
PICKING GODAMN DUTY OVER ME AAAAAAAAAAAAA
asdghfasdgJASDGJASDGHJ LET ME ROMANCE HIM AAAAA
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