#Simping behavior
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Heh.
>:)
#I regret nothing#oh I did take some inspo from bean because I just couldn’t help myself#that style was CRISP ✨#love u bean :3#also y’all are feral lmao#me too tho#fnaf#fnaf moon#moondrop#fnaf security breach#my art#doodles#Fnaf moondrop#Simping behavior#bdnsjsskskal
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Listen. There hasn't been NOT ONE iteration of Tenoch Huerta Mejía that I wouldn't fall onto my knees for.
#im hoping all the double negatives in this sentence still result in the intended meaning which is#i want him inside me basically#y antes de que me juzgan solamente quiero decir...a mi no me importa! ya mi mente se me fue!#i am a tenoch huerta stan account#tenoch huerta#black panther wakanda forever#black panther#namor#tenoch huerta mejia#simping behavior#also he's giving joseph gordon levitt in that second pic & im not mad at it
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Imagine the amount of Good Omens relationship drama that could have been avoided with Aziraphale conducting one simple Google search and finding undeniable proof that Crowley is interested in him.
Crowley rubs his chin while watching Aziraphale, walks in a suspiciously undulating way, circles around his angel protectively, pushes and nudges him.
The biting part though? Remains to be seen.
#snake courtship behavior#silly snake#snake crowley#crowley is a simp#aziraphale is oblivious#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#good omens#good omens analysis#good omens meta#lazyday#yuri is doing her thing
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Rewatching jjk has really made me realize just how down bad Megumi is for Yuuji.
He instantly wants to save Yuuji despite being renowned as a person who doesn't want to save everyone, he continuously mourns Yuuji when he thinks he's dead and has beef with anyone who calls him a curse, he's very overprotective of Yuuji once he does know he's alive while praising his strength and growth at the same time, and he acknowledges that Yuuji is his main motivation to grow stronger.
#simp behavior i dare say#megumi fell first for sure#itafushi#fushiguro megumi#itadori yuuji#jjk#jinx talks#jinx watches
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Buck: I just got an idea.
Eddie, sighs: Buck, your ideas are usually —
Buck: How about we try dating each other?
Eddie: — Brilliant, incredible, and inspiring. Say less. Heck, let's start doing that right now.
#911 show#911 on abc#buddie#incorrect 911 quotes#incorrect quotes#evan buckley#eddie diaz#simp behavior
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I was rewatching the episode for horny reasons and I need y'all to know that Phee is wearing Jin's shirt here—with Jin's whole ass name right there on his chest for everyone to see.
#simp behavior#dead friend forever#pheejin#this was probably already obvious to most people but somehow i missed it the first time#probably because ta's ass was still imprinted on my retinas#me 🤝 phee losing the plot because of pheejin
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me when archie madekwe 🤤
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BEHOLD! I present to Thee!!!
The Man, The Myth, The Legend!
In all his glory on these delightfully precisely redacted photographs from my two sketchbooks I remembered I have in my possession
I won’t be lying when I say that graphic iterations of the unique manifestation of human imagination bring me jollity and gayness and therefore I might have to continue on capturing the stream of my consciousness on easily flammable blank parchments
#hades#hades game#hades fanart#hades hypnos#hypnos hades#art#my art#illustration#I like his dimples a lot#simp behavior
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Everyone has been afraid of him. His mother, his father, his brothers, his grandfather - all afraid of him at some point. When everyone avoided him, hid from him, out of fear, you faced him.
In the sweet end, you worry that he's not petting you because he also hesitated to pet the wild bunny you found earlier in the story. But then you consider the fact that he might not have known how to interact with small animals.
In premium end, he confirms this, and more.
from My Honey's a Bunny, sweet and premium ends
But then to find out that he didn't not touch the wild bunny because he was inexperienced, but rather...
He simply wanted to touch you instead.
#if anyone still think he is not romantic pls read this event#he was the one who knew immediately you were the bunny#he is so in tune with you - your expressions and behaviors#so much that he woke up early to prepare food and then fed you with a spoon#he has his own quiet way...#but he is a giant simp for his bunny#ikemen series#ikemen prince#ikepri#chevalier michel#ikepri chevalier#ikemen chevalier
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Nooo Shockwave nooo don’t get a breast reduction you’re so beautiful aha
This is all your fault.
#transformers#transformers idw#shockwave#optimus prime#shockop#technically#I just needed someone to simp after shockwave for the funny#and Orion is sus as hell in the comics#Optimus is also drunk here#very drunk#I have no other excuse for his behavior#maccadam#How the fuck do I tag#my art
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trying new things
summary: jake seresin has always been a flirt but when the pretty bartender is too innocent to catch his drift? well he might just have to go about this differently.
pairing: pilot!jake seresin x bartender!reader
word count: 1.2k words
warnings: afab reader, she/her pronouns, tooth-aching fluff, jake being putty in the readers hands! might be missing something soz
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jake seresin is a man who gets what he wants. a man that snaps his fingers and has everyone falling at his feet.
that being said, when he walked into the bar he expected to see penny working as usual. what he did not expect to see though, was the most beautiful woman he has ever laid eyes on working the bar instead.
it made him do a double take, maybe even caused havoc in his usually steady heartbeat, created sweat to bead on his palms.
he swallowed the spit building up in his mouth, letting a smirk grace his lips and doing his best at tucking his nerves into the back of his mind, and headed over to where you were stationed talking to an older regular.
when he got close enough he was able to hear the angelic sound of your laugh and he swears he would die every day if he had the chance of being the one to cause that sound. he finally rounded his way to the seat next to the older man and when your eyes slid over to him he swears everything slowed to a stop.
when your eyes finally met with his the smile that was gracing your lips fell slightly and everything went silent, all jake was focused on was the way your eyes slid over his face, taking him in.
he loved the feel of your eyes on him, loved the idea that all your attention was centered on him, he was practically buzzing when he saw your bottom lip find its home between your teeth.
the moment between you two came to an abrupt halt when a customer cleared their throat and your headed snapped to them, an apologetic look crossing your face.
“uhh- can i get another beer?” the man asks, and you blush a pretty red and nod.
“y-yes of course,” you stutter out, turning around and grabbing a beer and uncapping it, walking over and handing it to him.
he thanks you, pays, and walks away.
you turn around, with beautifully stained cheeks and look at him, plastering on an adorably awkward smile.
“err hello, what can i getcha tonight?” you go for casual and it brings a shit-eating grin to jakes face.
“well firstly, you can give me your name,” he says in a sultry tone.
you seem to brighten a little at this, “it’s y/n!” you say so sweetly it pulls at something in jakes heart. “now is there something i can get you to drink?” you ask, tilting your head to the side slightly.
jake rubs his chin and smiles, “oh i want something to drink alright,” he licks his lips and you smile, perking up.
“great! what would you like?” by the way you are smiling at him, jake can tell you are completely clueless as to what he was insinuating.
he bites the inside of his cheek.
“i’ll- uhh i’ll have a whiskey,” he finally manages, stumped how you didn’t understand what he was saying.
you nod your head and set a glass in front of him, leaning over and pouring him a shot of whiskey.
“would you like to start a tab?” you ask, looking him in the eyes. your eyes are probably the most mesmerizing thing he’s ever seen.
he shakes his head and smiles down at you.
“i’ll be here all night darling,” he winks at you and you nod your head, starting a tab up for him.
after a few more glasses of whiskey, jake is riding on a light buzz, both from the whiskey and the sweet smiles you are sending him.
he has gotten some information out of you as he has been sitting here. you just moved here, you were looking for a job and penny offered you one, your favorite color changes depending on the day (today it is green) (the color of jakes eyes but you don’t tell him that), and that you have a weird cousin, francis, that curls her dogs hair.
every word you say has jake absolutely enthralled with you.
that, and the fact that you are absolutely not picking up on jakes blatant flirting
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“you’re gorgeous when you smile,” jake looked at your lips, slowly looking back up at your eyes.
you smiled, “aww! thank you, your smile is pretty nice too!” you said.
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“if you don’t stop biting your lip i’m going to have to bite it for you,”
“oh my goodness! it’s such a bad habit of mine i need to quit!”
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“gosh i just love swimming in the ocean, it’s such a beautiful place to be!”
“i hear that if your naked you swim faster,”
“oh- well that does make sense!”
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it’s driving jake absolutely insane in the best way.
he has been trying every pickup line in the book and all you do is rebut it with a sweetly innocent response.
jake decides it’s time to pick it up a notch.
his idea of picking it up a notch being asking you out plain and simply. so when you dance around over to his side of the bar, instantly gravitating towards him like there is a magnet between you two, he sits up straighter and it is right on the tip of his tongue to ask you out, when you speak to him first.
“oh my gosh jake, the guy over there just told me the coolest thing ever! did you know that with seahorses it’s the male that gives birth to the babies?!” you ask him, wonderment in your eyes and he can’t help but just melt.
he clears his throat and shakes his head, “no, no i’ve never heard that. what a cool fact,” he smiles sweetly at you and you smile back, turning your focus on your other customers, telling them the same thing.
he watches you for the rest of the night, never finding the right moment to ask you out because you are always one step ahead and telling him these strangely adorable fun facts and he just can’t bring himself to change the subject when you seem so excited about the topic you guys are on.
he does actually end up staying for when you ring the bell for final drinks, and stays as everyone files out.
when you go over to speak to him about some other fun fact you learned tonight he cuts you off, not being able to hold it in any longer.
“-y/n will you please go out on a date with me?” he asks, chest nearly heaving due to how fast he rushed it out.
you clamp your mouth shut in shock for a couple seconds, taking in jakes face, which is red and completely vulnerable in showing you the way he feels.
your face breaks out into a grin, “well why didn’t you say so earlier? of course!” you say.
jake takes a second to go over all the ways he was basically asking you out, looks at you and your adorable smile, and figures that’s a story to tell you another time.
right now he just smiles and swaps numbers with you, telling you he will text you about the details of the date tomorrow when he isn’t buzzing from the alcohol and your addicting smiles (you blush at that), and goes home with sore cheeks, a brain full of crazy fun facts, and a heart full of beautiful smiles and mesmerizing eyes.
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me at the reader that i created. jake was really fighting for his life ong 🖐🏻😭
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@love2write2626 @craftymoonchaos
#jake hangman seresin#jake seresin x reader#jake hangman x you#top gun maverick#reader is clueless#fluff#jake seresin#simp behavior
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TanBunn and TinnCharn parallels [3/?]
MANNER OF DEATH (2020) EP.10
LAWS OF ATTRACTION (2023) EP.7
#laws of attraction#laws of attraction the series#manner of death#tanbunn#tinncharn#maxtul#jamfilm#mjtag#user25shades#becauseigtf#tagnads#edits:loa#edits:mod#tansedits#lels:mod#lels:modloa#the way bunn was worried about Tan my dude he left u without food or water and yet u are more worried about him than urself#simp behavior#don't think I forgot you tinn that man literally ran off with evidence of ur niece murder without leaving even a note
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bow down bootlicker! betas belong on all fours at ALL times
#simp behavior#beta slave#beta sub#beta sissy#beta virgin#virgin loser#loser humiliation#sissy loser#small dick loser#loser slave#caged foot slave#footgoddess#foot domination#footplay#thigh boots#pay me to be cute#pay piggy#pay me for my time#pay to play#wallet drain#human wallet#wallet rinse#walletslave#atm machine#pay piq#financial drain#financial dominance#financial dom#submisive sissy#whale sub
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Chimney, carrying a shit ton of grocery bags up the stairs: Are you busy right now?
Eddie, flipping through a magazine: Yes.
Buck, from downstairs: Hey, Eds! Are you busy? Can you help me with all this stuff?
Eddie: I'll be right there, babe!
Chimney: ...Why did I even bother asking?
#911 show#911 on abc#buddie#incorrect 911 quotes#incorrect quotes#chimney han#eddie diaz#simp behavior#evan buckley#why lift when can ask boyfriend
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This one is for @daikunart .
Was in the middle of drawing something totally different she just had to hit me up with this concept .
#taylor zakhar perez#digital art#art#drawing#alex claremont diaz#rwrb#blame it on my simping behavior
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Where does it say that Iris sleeps under Hera’s throne to do her job quicker? That’s actually fucking hilarious.
#simp behavior#while I don’t personally ship them I’m disappointed they aren’t a more popular ship#like why ship Hera with Leto#when iris is right there?#greek mythology#ancient greek mythology#greek pantheon#hera#greek goddess#hera goddess#hera deity#hera greek mythology#queen hera#iris#iris goddess
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