i want to cry what is wrong with this guy
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at the risk of sounding insanely codependent, if I don’t get to talk to you all soon LIKE PROPERLY TALK to my favourite people I’m gonna put my head through a wall
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tw: medical talk
not to continuously sad post but I literally got prescribed the strongest sedative they can give you without going inpatient because im doing so poorly LOL
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Breaking news: Local idiot hurts her own feelings daily. More at 11.
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i hate myself for ever caring
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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar
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Zack and Cody showing up at that restaurant at 7:30pm tonight:
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