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criminalskies · 5 hours
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kidnapper: i have your child
hotch: which one i have five
kidnapper: the annoying one who won't shut the fuck up
hotch:
hotch: which one i have five
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criminalskies · 13 hours
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guess who this iz
I only have one guess that it’s my TWINNNNNNNN it’s miss izzy belly <33333 my beloved
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criminalskies · 13 hours
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oh honey I been hyperlexic
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THANK YEW PEW KEE <3333333333 and I’m happy to hear you’re owning it 💪🏼 I been huperlexic too. teeny tiny baby Rome couldn’t cope unless they knew how to spell and accurately use a new word they learned 😭 my handwriting however… let’s just say I was always gonna be a doctor 💀
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criminalskies · 14 hours
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Me when
When you guys insult me please know this is who you’re hurting fr
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criminalskies · 14 hours
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Here's my collection
Max I have to ask if you are entering some kind of hyperlexia or typophile episode/era bc you seem so intensely invested in fonts all of a sudden (which i support!)
also can I please get an Aaron hotchner is my husband one if that’s achievable. and sorry for calling you a typophile <3
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criminalskies · 14 hours
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Just thinking about Aaron Hotchner resting his head on my chest and running my hands through his hair and massaging his shoulders, hoping to get rid of any tension :,) when he nuzzles his head further to cuddle more/get closer and his breathing deepens as he falls asleep… I NEED IT SO BAD‼️
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criminalskies · 1 day
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Mom "don't you think you're watching too much of that show?? You really like crimes that much?"
Me "yes, it's definitely the crimes"
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criminalskies · 1 day
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Hey I made this thing
HELP????? I feel like these are the four horsemen of me trying not to curse in front of patients or children at work 💀 the secret fifth answer is oh my goodness oh golly oh gee
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criminalskies · 1 day
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Also two Totoro’s I made recently teehee
THE FOURTH PICTURE CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD 😭😭😭😭😭😭 but these are so cute!!!!! 10/10 would stuff inside my pocket and keep safe forever
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criminalskies · 2 days
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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.
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criminalskies · 2 days
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Your pfp is one of my most used emojis on discord LOL :totoroyell:
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I can’t believe you talk about me so much *fanning my face it’s all red* this is just so flattering lumi wow wow wow 🤭🥹🤭🥹
but no seriously this big fuzzball is so important to me AUGH he is the moment and he is everything 😭
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criminalskies · 2 days
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screaming while rummaging through my drawers looking for my chastity cage (for both of our protection)
genuinely curious though guys out of all the zombie themed enterprises and lore and content out there if you WERE to get freaky with a fandom’s zombies which would it be 🤔 for science…
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criminalskies · 2 days
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that is so funny because I like men:
M onstrously
E ndowed
g N omes
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^ literally my man if anobody is wondering
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criminalskies · 2 days
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💗💓💕❣️🩷💘💝💞🩷💗💗💓💕💕💜💝💖💖🩷💕💞💓💗💗💛💞💕💖🩷💘💞💓💗💓💞💘💖🩷💞💞💓
YOU ASK LIKE I DONT SPEND MY DAYS WANTIN TO PICK YOU UP AND SPIN YOU AROUND TWIN
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criminalskies · 2 days
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You guys are so crazy insane for this😭🥺💖🦋💐🌸💕🌷🌺 Thank you all so much for caring about what I have to say enough to follow me through all of my ups and downs!! Seriously from the bottom of my heart I am so grateful and trying to even picture THIS MANY PEOPLE intrigued by little old me and my writing. 🥰🥹🥹🥹💌🌸💐💕
speaking of, I have been dying to get writing again recently but I have exactly zero time. That being said I am thinking of just making time to crank out a little something on paper for a request I’ve had in my inbox FOREVER that is just so sweet to me I wanna sob. but I make no promises (I’m sorry) because life is chewing me up and spitting me out.
ANYWAY omg one enormous rant later the take home message is I LOVE YOU! SO DEARLY! THANK YOU ALL!!!! My little snookie pookie dookie itty bitty little loves. <33333
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criminalskies · 3 days
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just learned what blitzen means in Afrikaans when a dementia patient from South Africa hit me in the eye. I wish I was kidding. (It means I’m gonna fuck you up) (apparently)
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criminalskies · 3 days
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^ me cus i didn't have any fencing dreams
the little human esque nose and tongue are really giving me the heebie jeebies but I feel the raw emotions here
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