blew 2 hours making up a dumb little research statement and trying to find a photo to send that isn’t abhorrent and now they want me to include a Blurb About My Hobbies. why. why is this necessary. What am I supposed to say . Well Brenda In My Free Time I Play The Electric Guitar I Run And I Also Write Thousands Of Words Of Gay Erotica Featuring Characters From Hit 1972 Sitcom MASH Online For My Friends
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(the APP STOR) ermm errrrmmm no sorry Actually you cant download this app erm sorryyyyy get a better phone
(APKPURE DOT COM) yeah no problem heres the app.
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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar
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Zack and Cody showing up at that restaurant at 7:30pm tonight:
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visual gag where someone is thrown against a stained glass window and lands in the exact same pose as the holy figure depicted on it
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I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.
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So Fox News ran a story about how they think libraries are turning into drug-infested sex dens and I am shocked, shocked that I was never offered any drugs during my 15+ years working in libraries.
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Adam, the very first idiot
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Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.
What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?
Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕
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