ponytober day 31: bad end

and when i say i will put my whole soul into fanfiction for pairings nobody knows or likes, i mean that

you know ive been thinkin

maybe its time we get you another upgrade

your bust could always 8e 8igger after all.

id do something magical about it, but i think you look cute with that notable artificial touch.

Oh???????? You think so? I mean... I was thinking a8out it, 8igger IS 8etter after all, may8e I'll like look into it then!

Sab, if you don’t mind me asking, do we have…any crochet pic? I’m addicted 😮‍💨

I couldn't get much done with my busy napping schedule but here's a little something I did with minimal supplies last summer

and ofc I don't mind, it makes me very happy knowing you want to see 🥺

Why did I stop checking my Seb fanpage!!!!!!!!

I miss soft and cute post!dc family

his little big family ♡

Yeehaw?

karlach print coming to my events this spring~

you can take her clothes off here btw xoxo

thought i cooked w these profiles so here

pmv

thinking about arguing with mark over text and him just showing up outside your house with a text saying “ok come let me in then” and you would run to the door half panicking bc it’s the middle of the night and you didn’t expect things to get this heated?

he would fully not even have one foot in the house before he’s trying to kiss you and you’d push him away. “I’m still mad at you” you’d say holding back a smile at his sweet gesture.

“clearly not mad enough to not let me in, gimme a kiss babe” he would try to lighten the mood.

“ok I’m sorry, I know I should’ve planned my time better and not double booked myself but I’m here… baby.. I’m sorry” he’d look at you with his big doe eyes, trying to grab your waist so he can hold you in an embrace. he’d cling to your body and follow you around the house and up the stairs, into your room.

“mark, look.. I understand we get busy but you have got to let me know your schedule on the days we agree to see each other. a commitment is a commitment and you ca-“

he wouldn’t even let you finish your sentence before his lips would come crashing down on yours, knocking the wind out of your lungs. you’d try your best to keep a stern tone but his grip on you would tighten, kisses would travel down from your lips to your jaw, to your neck..

“Yo! Fuck you for thinking I’m just gonna stop being mad if you come over tryna act all cute. You piss me off!” you’d push him back lightly, trying your best not to melt to his touch. and it would work too until your eyes would meet his. all you would see is his lips slowly curl into a smile, before he takes his bottom lip into his mouth.

walking towards you slowly, he’d stand behind you and move your hair to one side. leaving kisses down the back of your neck, he’d whisper in your ear, “you’re kinda sexy when you’re mad” he’d snake his arm from your shoulder to your neck and give it a light, gentle squeeze and you’d feel your underwear slowly dampen as you try to hold it together. he’d chuckle, noticing the goosebumps on your skin. he’d let his other hand travel from your nipples to slip into your shorts.

his long fingers, with rings still on from his schedule earlier, would find their way in between your folds to gather up all the slick just to bring it up to your clit. “Mar..k” you’d whimper his name, falling weak to his touch.

running slow circles, he’d ask “nah.. please continue all the shit you were talking earlier”

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

Hi @deargravity happy valentines gift exchange! They are at the beach + some context + some jokes ^_^

@knbexchange hi ^^ 👐

ULTRATOBER DAY 18 /// DRONE (& friend)

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Emily: Ooooh! Murph: I was accused last week of loving critters. Emily: Yeah Murph: Uh, and then the 8-bit book club subreddit-- Caldwell: (laughs) The subreddit is like--! Murph: --really went in and started citing times that I defended critters! (laughs) [Emily laughs.] Murph: And I-- it really made me question myself. Caldwell: This is like when Reddit comes together to help solve a crime. Emily: Yeah! (laughs) Caldwell: They're like pouring their collective subconscious into-- (laughs) Murph: They're like: "Is Murph a platonic furry? Does he just enjoy critters?" Emily: I think you're-- You know how there's the reptile furries? Caldwell: Scalies. Yeahyeah. Murph: Oh, scalies, sure. Emily: Scalies. I think you're a feather. You're a bird furry. [Caldwell laughs.] Murph: I just like birds. Caldwell: Wait! So what is-- You like birds. Emily: Yeah, you're a bird. So, you're not a furry, you're a feathery. Murph: I have also-- okay, this is also bullying! Because, uh-- Caldwell: (laughs) Little bit. Murph: This is from that Mortal Kombat-- Emily: No, I'm pro sexual kinks! Murph: (laughs) Nonono, but this isn't sexual! Emily: I love it! Let's get freaky! Murph: This isn't-- see, you calling-- Emily: Come to me with your freakiest shit and I will support you! Murph: You call-- You calling it sexual and making it a sexual thing is bullying, because it's not! [Emily laughs.] Caldwell: This is really-- Murph: This all from the Mortal Kombat episode, where I brought up that um, I wrote Animorphs fanfiction as a kid, and-- in one of the parts-- I touched a bird and turned into a bird. [Emily laughs.] Caldwell: Right. Murph: And then Emily kept accusing me of loving finches? [Caldwell and Emily laugh.] Emily: Which is something that has continued in our daily life! Caldwell: You Darwin-loving dope! Emily: Between finches and Jack Skellington, those are my favorite things to accuse Murph of loving! [Caldwell and Murph laugh.]

Raihan looking at a cactus that is shaped suspiciously like a nutsack with a 'wtf is this?' look of incredulous confusion, while Leon is in the background with his thumbs up and a big grin, like he's proud of himself for finding the ugly cactus

Here’s a very silly comic for you!

(I do take sketch requests for raileon or raihan art in general but do be prepared that it might take weeks for me to get to it like this one lol)

Transcript under the cut in case you cant read my handwritten font

[Description and transcript:

Panel 1: Leon leans in excitedly, saying “Hey Rai! I’ve got a gift for you!”

Panel 2: Leon shows Raihan a cactus in a pot.

Panel 3: Raihan looks down at the cactus, smiling.

Panel 4: Close up of a cactus. It’s two round shapes joined together, somewhat like an upside down heart.

Panel 5: Raihan frowns, skeptical at the ‘heart’ shape.

Panel 6: Raihan asks, “Aww Lee, what’s, uh, the meaning of this gift if you don’t mind me asking?”

Panel 7: Leon responds, “It symbolizes my love for you, since it’s heart shaped!” Raihan snorts off screen.

Panel 8: Raihan puts his hand over Leon’s, accepting his gift, while saying “Oh, I thought it was balls to symbolize your hard-on for me, lol”

Leon puts one hand over his face, exasperated, “I can’t believe you thought that’s where I would go!”

There’s a small text next to Leon that says “Absolutely did think it looked like balls initially”

Not a super eventful moon unfortunately... Another instance of Kestrelstar thinking one thing and everyone else thinking another

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