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#SO MANY TYPOS IDC !!!
napping-sapphic · 5 months
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Maybe i am just a little preoccupied by the idea of running my fingers through a girl’s hair or cradling her head when we hug or pressing our foreheads together or or or—
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sweepingboy · 4 months
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me gathering materials for my papier-mâché projects
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xrd · 2 years
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Don't think some of the people clamoring for Robo to come back in Strive are gonna enjoy when he regularly starts saying shit like this again tbh
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letsplayitcool · 1 year
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so funny how the uk media are pretty much blaming nhs nurses for striking.
laura kuenssberg trying to turn the tide in saying that "operations could be cancelled bc of strikes, putting patients at risk".
when really, whether they're on strike or not, patients are *always* at risk bc this pitiful tory govnt want all of us to go private and spend ridiculous amounts of money on operations just like the US do, and would rather not pump money into the nhs to help everyone
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anoddopal · 6 months
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🐰 Thoughts: [Pre]Alabasta/Alabasta Arc
[WAIT A SECOND OFFICER! I CAN EXPLAIN MYSELF! ➡️ The ritalin tells me what to write and I just spew out nonsense as it comes to me. Anyway, here goes a stim-induced attempt to express a bit more about how these two became an item.]
[POSSIBLE TW: One mention of n00dity, also kinda ominous language towards the end... Listen he's a liar but aside from that they go on to have a very unproblematic relationship!! He just has to be knocked down a peg first!!]
It all starts when Bun-Bun Silva is hired at Rain Di.nners [not Bar.oque Works] to care for the Banana Gators/Ban.anawani that surround the establishment. Prior to her filling the role, it was a difficult position to fill. A job like that isn't exactly an opportunity many people would jump at-- save for a smiling local who seems much more interested in staring at the beasts during the hiring process than looking another human directly in the eyes for longer than necessary.
She takes good care of those gators. Excellent care. She’s happy to show up to her job and do whatever is needed. There’s never a complaint from her end. A bit of a quiet enigma- Silva doesn’t talk much to anyone she crosses paths with at the casino, staff or otherwise. As he does with all of his employees, Cro.codile keeps tabs on her, especially since she’s responsible for the health of his beloved pets. Sometimes the warlord overhears her chattering away to herself/the ban.anawani… she says more to them in a day than she’s ever said to any person at Rain Di.nners during the several months she’s worked there.
She has to be some sort of spy. He’s certain of it. Nobody is that enthusiastic about working with a species of animal that most people run screaming from. This is all a sad attempt to infiltrate his organization.
But after calling her into his office for a little talk he realizes that there’s nothing malicious going on. She really is just a completely innocent, if not eccentric person. And once he asserts that fact, Silva is dismissed.
Or rather, she would be under any other circumstances. Normally, Cro.codile wouldn’t bother with more one-on-one interactions. He’s not a person who entertains potential wastes of his time.
But there’s a lot more going on there than she lets out during that meeting. He can tell. He just can’t tell what it is. And that bothers him. Cro.codile can see how well she works with his pets- the gators are unusually affectionate and happy when she’s around. Silva can also be assertive with the animals, something that’s needed to maintain a safe dynamic with the apex predators. Cro.codile… appreciates that. [He’s not keen on anybody knowing but he is a big animal lover!!]
An offer for dinner is placed on the table. An offer that she almost doesn’t take. An offer that leads to a tension-filled first ‘date’. It becomes apparent to the pirate warlord that this isn’t going to be easy. Silva will not make it easy. Those big brown eyes constantly flutter over him; an attempt to figure out what’s going on in his head, just as he’s trying to figure out what’s going on in hers. Despite how sweet Silva can be, she’s equally as prone to scrutiny. There's a nervousness that radiates off of her, a hesitant wariness- she doesn't want to make any wrong moves. Yet at the same time she will not grovel or cave. Huh. In a way it almost reminds him of his own general caginess. The both of them aren’t keen on letting just anybody in. Someone has to be special for that to happen. The other party has to prove that they’re worth it.
That’s okay. Crocodile can wait and see. He's been patient over the last few years in regards to his scheme to overtake Al.abasta anyhow- why not divert a little in his free time? Everything is going according to plan. In the end, he's always in control.
The courtship undertaking is a give and take. Little tidbits of insight bubble up more and more over time. And they're... peculiar perceptions. It’s not often that somebody manages to catch his eye. And it’s certainly not normal for him to take a legitimate interest in someone who touts a lot of the traits he claims to despise.
Annoying. Weak. Soft. Pathetic. Naive. A bleeding heart.
Yet at the same time; Guarded. Private. Careful. Just a bit cynical/jaded. Even a bit of a misanthrope.
Ah... she's just enough of a realist to know that notions such as fulfilling dreams and obtaining justice are novelties few can afford. Yet her acknowledgment of how sobering reality is does little to crush her stubborn optimism. The world should have crushed someone like her long ago. And while while it certainly has bent her, she refuses to let it break her.
Humans are hypocritical in nature. Sir Cro.codile is no exception. Ironically someone like Silva - someone with so many facets he’s incapable of appreciating in others - is exactly the type of person he can trust with his life. With his secret. As a consequence of the connection between them continuing to build, that’s exactly what he ends up doing.
Silva doesn’t worship him like the hero the rest of the country thinks he is. She doesn’t shrink in terror because of his warlord status, either. Instead she’s curious about the man behind all that. Someway, somehow, she manages to point out his “positive” traits. She values his person in a way nobody ever has before. Cro.codile can’t help but let a thin lipped smile spread on his features every time they’re alone together.
When he isn’t dealing with his shady enterprise or mummifying invading pirates, he ardently seeks her out. She’s endearing to him. The way she likes to hide under his plush fur coat. The way she holds his rough, calloused hand. Hell, sometimes she even reaches out to hold his hook. When he’s trying to catch up on mundane work she often hangs out in his office, sprawled out on a chaise lounge while she babbles away about whatever is on her mind. [There are many, many conversations about animals that take place between them!] She has a penchant for sass and playful banter, but Crocodile finds himself uncharacteristically unbothered by it. There’s something about her audacity that he finds amusing. He hardly minds the misguided nagging. Something lurches in his chest when she places tiny kisses along the length of his facial scar. There’s probably a corny phase to insert here about how pirates adore their treasure, but in Cro.codile’s case? He absolutely covets her. If anyone dared made her feel uncomfortable he’d reduce them to nothing more than a dried out husk.
Silva makes him feel so… so… well, she makes him feel. There’s a certain kind of power she holds over him; the power to worm her way into his thoughts, his life, his heart…
… How did this happen? How could he have let himself become so weak? He’d resent her if he didn’t love her so much.
It wasn’t supposed to play out like this. He wasn’t supposed to get in this deep. She was an anomaly; not part of the plan. This has all gone too far. She doesn’t even know about his master scheme- Cro.codile makes sure he keeps his work life and his love life separate. Silva only knows as much as the general population of Al.abasta does as far as his profession goes. He’s smart enough to know that she’d recoil from him if she knew that he was methodically bringing her homeland to ruination. It’s best to let sleeping dogs lie, he figures. How ironic was it - that the very person who knew the absolute most about him - had no idea as to what would occur because of him in the near future?
She’ll know soon enough, he tells himself. On that night she’s curled up next to him in bed, with nothing but his green fur coat to cover her naked form. A pretty gemstone ring glimmers on her left ring finger; opal and rose gold, just like she told him she wanted. All Crocodile can do is reflect over how she managed to best him. A feat that nobody before her had ever been able to achieve. His vision for the future changed the very minute she came into his life. He can admit that [to himself]... Part of him was aware of that from the very beginning.
That doesn’t mean his objective to usurp the Kingdom of Al.abasta is going to be thrown to the side. Rather, he simply adjusts his plan to include her in it. Not that he’s going to need a queen, but he’d love nothing more than for her to be his. How romantic.
It’s not like she’d reject the idea. He’s confident Silva is far too loyal to detach from him once everything is said and done. She's just as invested in what they have together as he is. What’s she going to do? Say “no”?
[Huh? Well of course he’s still an awful person. What- did you think the power of love was enough to change the man?]
Of course, the course of events don’t play out in Sir Cro.codile’s favor. He's defeated and sent to Im.pel Down. Al.abasta is saved. Silva packs her bags and leaves her home to find a new place in the world. They’re [as far as they know] separated permanently. It's over.
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Or maybe... maybe it's merely a little break? Maybe fate has something else in store for the both of them... an inevitable unconventional crossing of paths? A reunion of sorts?
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Maybe it's really only just begun. >:3
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samuraibydjavan · 4 months
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watching a youtube video today made me realize how deeply ingrained capitalist ideologies are in my brain
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mulderscully · 1 year
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been having this issue where i accidentally follow and unfollow ppl bc my iphone is 4 years old and turns super hot and freezes and does weird things and i keep feeling guilty abt lmfao
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cosmicallyavg · 1 year
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ooh these tik tok editors rly get to me bc its so obvious when they exclude thirteens era from their stuff?? here's an edit of every nuwho companion and they all get multiple clips EXCEPT yaz, ryan, graham, and dan, they only get one each. heres an edit of all of the doctors but theres one short lil clip of thirteen and everyone else gets multiple. heres all the masters but theres only a lil bit of dhawan. some of them dont even try to hide it they fr just dont put anything from her era like??? you're not being slick you rly think i wouldn't notice 🤨
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catstack17 · 10 months
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you know i didn’t think i was that stubborn until fandoms would try to tell me that my ships weren’t endgame.
practically every childhood ship i will still defend that they’re endgame despite anything that tells me they are not (including canon in some shows)
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basslinegrave · 1 year
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me: okay i will stop thinking about wuko- relapsed. relapsed. relapsed. please i need to study
edit: an extra monke from a previous notes sheet with a joke. i also made the same joke on this current paper because i have one braincell
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littldolli · 1 year
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trick or treat !! 🍡🍭🍬🍦🎃 (pass this along to 5 blogs)
TYSMM ILYY HOBEYH
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scaredgirlsilly · 1 year
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yk sometimes it be like that
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graveyardcat7 · 1 year
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saw the end poem for the first time cus i beat rhe ender deagon for the firs trime. this is. the best poem ive ever read
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yvmoveon · 2 years
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Sex is cool, love how y’all switch things up and add a different things here and there. BUT WHERE’S THE LUST BITCH? WHERE’S THE ANIMALISTIC NEED TO BE INSIDE SOMEONE SO BAD YOU CAN LITERALLY FEEL IT IN AIR? I WANNA READ SOMETHING WHERE HE GET’S BRICKED UP JUST BY CATCHING A WHIFF OF YOUR PHERMONES. C’MON BITCH WE NEEDA DO BETTER.
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emily-rambles · 11 months
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don’t look i’m ranting
#i started to doze off then i started thinking and now i’m fucked#i’m going to rant don’t look or do idc tbh#i haven’t had a nice father’s day since my grandfather died when i was 11#i fucking hate father’s day so much#this was the first set of mothers and father’s day that i decided not to plan or do anything because it never appreciated anyway#my mom went out to the store and was like idk if you planned anything but i can pick you out a gift while i’m out to give to him#so maybe he will be nicer#so i let her get the thing he’s been asking me for all fucking week along when he demanded gifts for today#then he opened in and told me how he didn’t even want it and didn’t say thank you or anything as usual#so basically i got yelled at for doing what he asked of me then was still expected to cook my whole family dinner#so i did and then i didn’t get a single thank you for that either#but my brother showed up today and got praised and loved oh all day for fucking nothing and#i love him but he’s literally destroyed my parents life in so many ways and i’m left to deal with all of it#i just hate that literally anything i do isn’t enough and he’s been awful to me since i was born and everyone praises him for being#such a good father but to them a good father is a man who stays but i would have been so much better off if he left#i hate that everyone thinks he’s so good and he’s not #this rant is over because i don’t have any more brain space if i’m honest#i’m sure there are typos and i don’t care
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