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#SKIZZ i think about him
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thinking about how for one glorious, horrible session of third life, skizzleman was basically the grim freakin reaper.
thinking about how in session 7, he got eight whole seconds into his episode before declaring that he had to kill somebody today, that today someone would die.
and he did kill somebody.  two somebodies.  two red lives.
y’know skizz is the only life series member to have ONLY gotten permakills?  everyone else has gotten at least one kill on someone other than a red life.
thing about it is, skizz was very, very bloodthirsty that episode, but despite that bloodlust, he actually arguably spared as many as he slew.  after jimmy’s death, scar was still relatively cornered in that same box, and while the rest of the red army did tell him that it was the banner or death, skizz was the one to rephrase that to “give up the banner and you get to live”, which was an opportunity that scar took to change the situation from Combat (a fight he would lose) to Negotiation (a fight he can, and did, win).  after cleo’s death, he even more explicitly spares bdubs, allows him to go because, unlike cleo, bdubs didn’t attack ren.
it’s not just the murders that make me describe him as the grim freakin reaper, it’s the long-term effects.  obviously the permakills stay permadead for the rest of third life.  but the folks he spared came second and third in duration of being alive, and the guy who won the season was the guy who ultimately killed him.  for one glorious, horrible session, skizz determined who lives and dies, not entirely to his own benefit.
and THEN.  so obviously the permakills stay permadead for the rest of the season.  and cleo’s already technically undead, so uh. bottom text. 
but then there’s jimmy.  the guy whose failed bomb defusal set both himself and skizz to red life, the guy who skizz was hanging out with during scar’s death, the first permadeath of third life and of all other life serieses since.  i could make a pretty convincing argument that jimmy is still feeling the consequences of the arrow skizz put through his him, seeing as uh, he’s still permadying first in life series to this day.  grim freakin reaper.  long-term consequences.
and this is a kind of ridiculous tangent to go off on about someone who is generally just a silly goofy guy who is unflinchingly loyal to his friends, but like, it’s also true.
it’s like. skizz caused the first two permadeaths of third life and then became the third.  we’re all just normal about that?
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crystaleevee4 · 2 months
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what i think some people don't realize about skizz is that. that guy is NOT pg. i mean technically he is? but... honestly. he's like sausage. it's subtler but once you notice. he does Not stop making innuendos and dirty jokes like. ever (over-exaggeration but still)
and then there's the podcast. take this post from @theworstbiscet
for those wondering yes he fucking did. body language and the exact length of the bleep noise? yeah he did.
imp & skizz podcast is a *prime* location for Concerning, definitely-not-pg clips from skizz
also just wanted to share this quick animation from the lovely @colliewolf because a) i can't find the original clip and b) collie's art is amazing and you need to see it !
i'm going off the top of my head so here's two more! though i don't have the time or energy to find the clips, we also have-
"I can't beat off four people at once!"
(this was physically painful to type) "Get in the butt! Are you in yet?"
what the Fuck is his idea for the poe poe office. why is that so. dick shjaped
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alienssstufff · 8 months
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get u an earth-shattering grudge on a man that lasts several timelines
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enpr-ss · 3 months
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"You guys are lucky this server is PG" - angry goat held back by a flimsy chain of "family friendly content"
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catching up decked out stream and I just realised Jimmy probably didn't want to choose Etho as he thought he will do terribly anyway so he wanted a good deck and mentor to go to someone who can do better
and Tango wanted everyone to have fun so he wanted Jimmy and Skizz to get good cards and best mentors to get the most out of the experience
I'm gonna be sick they are all so precious
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canarydarity · 8 months
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having a normal one watching Bdubs lim life tonight and thinking about how when Bdubs betrayed Tango in last life, Skizz told Tango that for the sake of team best he had to go and forgive him.
But when Bdubs boogey kills Skizz in lim life before team ties is even really formed, Skizz is allowed to have it out for Bdubs for almost the entire first half of the season, even when the clockers ally with them and it would've been easier to let sleeping dogs lie.
Tango, the perpetually extraneous and undervalued member of his alliances...the too often shoved aside and betrayed...being told it was his duty to the team to forgive bdubs and move on....
But no one—especially not Tango—tried to tell Skizz to let it go.
#and like. now im thinking about how no one is ever really ride or die for tango. ever#people are allied with him but no one PRIORITIZES him#as a team rancher fan myself id be tempted to argue Jimmy is but you can just as easily point to how that was in a way self serving#and I dont just mean with the soulmate mechanic so worrying about tango was worrying about himself for jimmy#but i mean it in the way of jimmy was so worried about tango because#jimmy was worried about HIMSELF being the thing that hindered him and dragged him down#whihc is not to say that jimmy didnt also worry about tango#but it is to say that the dl rule set played heavily on jimmys insecurities and fears#he was most of the time worried about himself. YES because of how that affected tango. but also because it served his guilt complex#and so his intentions were colored by that as someone whos incredibly willing to make himself the problem whenevr he sees fit#whihc is again nothing on him hes my fave ya know i love the guy#i just mean even in double life where by design it shouldve happened tango wasnt made anyones top priority#not in the way that we come to see it across many other pairs. not in the obsessive worrying about his safety#or just in the general Being Weird About Each Other Way#sure you could argue skizz and tango last life...tango was for a while skizzs priority—until skizz shifted his sights to team best#even when team best wasnt giving their all backt o him that was skizzs focus#and if tango were really his priority over the wellbeing of the team such as it was for bdubs and etho#skizz wouldnt have tried to make tango forgive bdubs after he was betrayed#skizz wouldnt have kept asking tango to give more and more to a team he got little if not nothing out of over and over.....just#GAH! NO ONES EVER DEVOTED TO TANGO!!! NO ONE EVER CHOOSES TANGO TO BE THEIR //PERSON// THEIR. HES NEVER SOMEONES TOP PRIORITY#again im nto saying teh ranchers werent devoted to each other you know i love them more than anything in the whole world#i just mean. not in exactly the way i mean....#and not completely when jimmy was so (understadnably) preoccupied with trying not to carry on his curse again#especially while attached to someone else#worm says
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mcybree · 4 months
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Today i am in a wee bit of pain. If i watched skizzs 3l pov today and made weird bad takes about him on tumblr dot com would yall forgive me
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blocksruinedme · 11 months
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Jimmy may have a bad memory but he is a CLEVER and hardworking boy
who pays very close attention to how other youtubers do things, and takes notes, and works so hard, and now he has 810k subscribers because he knows how to do it.
(well, sometimes clever and always hardworking)
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If anyone wants my spreadsheet just lmk. my data mostly came from the youtube wiki and MaxData's visualization of new life smp members' subs numbers. oh, i'll include that!
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Jimmy was at 609k when new life started in may 27. he made a (lovely!) pink house.
Twenty one days later he's gained 201,000 subs.
Between cpk and pix now probably, having jumped ahead of oli & pearl.
Y'all when people talk about jimmy being dumb, watch and think how much is an atrocious memory, and how long is not being quick to understand things. If he settles in and works at it! If he's in a group event in mcc and not individual! If he has a strong team captain in mcc who he can listen to! (he's said the last one is how he succeeds).
Jimmy can fucking do it, just in his own way - and he doesn't care to put a lot of effort into learning some things that some viewers want. As I barely care about minecraft, I do have an interesting perspective here! <3
Jimmy can't just get by on his minecraft skills plus his winning smile, comedic timing, charisma, and skill at social rapport and interpersonal... okay I've made it sound like a lot but he has some brains. Those brains just don't know the recipe for... things I also don't care about.
Jimmy Solidarity. You appreciate him. Good.
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galaxygermdraws · 9 months
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Already did a Skizz doodle dump, only makes sense to follow it up with a Tango doodle dump. I gave them lil matching outfits. Tango has Skizz's tie as a wristband by the end of the series. I have thoughts about him. I have thoughts about both of them. I love him.
Other Team BEST Doodles Bdubs Doodles Etho Doodles Skizz Doodles
(reblogs with tags/comments are appreciated. Thankyuuu)
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Solo Skizz!!  And Camel Bubbles!!
(And an assortment of other doodles ahem)
Skizz doodle because sometimes ya just feel like drawing Skizz, ya know??  Let’s be honest Skizz needs more appreciation.  He’s amazin.
Also, have this assortment of other doodles!!  Which I wasn’t going to post without a big doodle cuz I don’t normally do that.  So.  Doodles!!
That said I hope y’all are having a good day and that you enjoy this assortment of random arts and that good things happen for you today <3
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murky-tannin · 1 year
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“cringe but we’re all in on it” Scar it’s called role-play comedy please 
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fogwitchoftheevermore · 6 months
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man sometimes i think about life series bigb and his abandonment issues. man.
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martynsimp69 · 1 year
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Hello there martynsimp69 I hope you’re alive after the Events
im coping <- this is a lie
#limlife spoilers#limited life finale#limited life finale spoilers#limited life spoilers#ask#anon#i stood in the kitchen watching eggs boil on the stove thinking about a scenario where martyn ends up trapped in the end of limlife#no ghosts. nothing to strike him down. the timer paused indefinitely. forever stuck with the time he stole#extra hours and minutes sitting heavy in his chest stretching out impossibly long#i thought about so long spent alone in a server frozen in time that he dives down deep#because the sun stopped moving. the timer is paused and everything else is too. nothing new spawns and he's killed all the mobs#and its always daylight and hes sick of it. hes sick. so he dives#dives until the sea is dark and heavy and cool around him like twilight. and maybe down there when his lungs start to burn--#--the kelp and coral start to look like reaching hands. and maybe theres something about forever carrying someone'e stolen time that--#--starts to feel like hauling around a body. because thats all thats left of them isn't it? thats all there is. their corpses are gone.#keepinventory is something that can be so personal. or impersonal as it were bc unless you were skizz u took everything with u when u died#theres nothing to remember the dead by#except their time. and martyn's timer won't budge anymore. so he supposes he's carrying whatever little is left of them#barely an hour. all that's left of scott is 30 minutes of an hour that refuses to end. he'd wanted that time so bad. he's so sick of it now#anyways. the point of this was supposed to be something about martyn hallucinating scott at the bottom of the ocean and nearly drowning#this is the second au where ive drowned martyn. the first one came to me in a dream. sorry idk whats going on there#i severely lost the plot of these tags my ramen is getting cold#other notable events of the day is martyn answering an ask about his martitties. im coping with that badly as well
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spacetrashpile · 1 year
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also as we are on the topic, this is my personal prediction for what the leader board is gonna look like when this is all over
14. Jimmy
13. Skizz
12. Joel
11. Etho
10. Bdubs
9. Scar (I'm hesitant about what order to put Bdubs and Scar in though)
8. BigB
7. Grian
6. Tango
5. Cleo
4. Pearl
And then top 3 being Martyn, Scott, and Impulse. I honestly can't say which of them would win. If Scott's still got the most time, it'll probably be Martyn (I think he and Scott would team up to kill Impulse and then Scott would give his time to Martyn, or Impulse would kill Scott and Martyn would kill him). If the rest of the server has fucking focused on taking Scott down (PLEASE) and they're all on the same level, I think Impulse could take them out, especially if one of them is particularly low and gives the other their time in hopes they win.
#limited life smp#limited life spoilers#technically cause jimmy skizz and joel's spots are cannon#this is a combination of how much time they currently have+how they've been playing this season+my personal hopes#i REALLY want anyone BUT scott to win but i especially want tango or impulse to win#i just think impulse is more able to do it#he's stubborn as all hell he's been getting good kills and he's able to fly under the radar in a way other players aren't#some of these spots im hesitent about though#i already mentioned scar and bdubs#but grian and tango and pearl and cleo could also swap with each other im not certain about those places#this is all just speculation of course let's just see who i get right#im most confident about etho lol sorry bud#and i think bdubs is gonna get Real normal when etho's out what that MEANS for him i'm not sure but it'll be something#im also pretty confident about bigb falling in the middle there i feel like he just doesn't have enough time to make it work#he's doing better than a lot of his server mates and he also has impulse's ability to fall under the radar#but since him grian and pearl are on about the same amount of time they'll all be less hesitent to give to each other#bigb is HISTORICALLY bad at getting kills#he STILL only has one kill and it's cleo#so unless he's boogey this session (which tbh i'm not even thinking about) he's not getting any more kills#so tbh if he's able to fly under the radar he might do better than i've placed him#but now that grian's his ally i don't think it's going to be as easy#and their base is trapped now and he doesn't know which parts are trapped so that's gonna go SO well /sarcasm#this is a hesitent list overall but idk i like shouting things
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fruitwanderer · 11 months
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Thinking about he/it c!Skizz
Why? Just because <3
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crabbunch · 1 year
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BITES BITES BITES IM GOING. IM GOING TO BE SICK
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