They called her Sue of course.
It took about two hundred years longer than expected to create a Tyrannosaur.
It cost overall three trillion dollars, bankrupted a ton of investors, caused fifteen countries to spend decades discussing ethics in genetics again, and in the end, they managed one live Tyrannosaurus Rex.
The most impressive predator that ever walked the earth...
It said so, in all the promo material.
"Of course, that's not what she's really like." said Emelia, the woman who fed the beast.
"We have to go in, in full armour and shit." she said sucking down some beer. She looked tired. "But that's for the tourists. We had to train her to do that... you know that Rar rar stop stomp screee thing."
We all looked at the holo.
You can see it if you look. Sue clawing up the floor of the pen, drooling and screaming at the little armoured figures throwing meat into the centre of her pen. If you know what to look for you can see Sue looking over and getting the cues from one of the figures, looking back at them when she's done her thing.
"Like a puppy." said Emelia. "Every time she does one of the routines she stops and looks around for someone to tell her she's a good girl," she added, covering a hiccup, "We had to put an earpeice on her."
You can see it in the videos. It's disguised as part of the shock collar that Sue wears in case she 'breaks loose'.
"Fat chance," Emelia grunted, "The first thing that soppy beast does is find a place to nap, or go whine at a keeper until they get the brush out and rub her tummy. But you don't want to miss mealtimes..."
"So whiny. So whiny."
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Calling Emo/Scene Artists!
I know a few of us are into Paganism, witchcraft, the occult and divination and I just had a thought.
What if a bunch of us worked on a free to print tarot card set with a style similar to the 2000s? Think like;
What do y’all think? Think it could be a worthwhile idea/project? (If there’s a good level of response, I’ll begin planning/organising.)
UPDATE: Project is launched! Check this post here (https://www.tumblr.com/curs3d-d1v1n3/746147431961509888/cursed-divine-artist-sign-up-form?source=share) for more information. Can't wait to work with you all!
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AMAZING NEWS FOR ALL!!!
IM SO SO HAPPY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!! AAAAA IM SO EXCITED IM EXPLODING AND AASHDBJDCNJDND THIS MEANS SM TO ME!!!!
AAAA there r sparkles and stars inside of me rn IM SO SO OVERJOYED THIS IS HISTORIC THIS IS A PART OF HISTORY!!!!! >w<
YAAAAAAAY YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
but this isnt the end yet
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Got made fun of at school today :( some kid called me the r word, another kid called me homeless, and some girls were laughing and talking about me. I really hate it here. I don’t wanna be here. On earth or in this slow ass town.
I just wish I was beautiful.
Got laughed at for wearing this the other day. Why? Why why why? Am I not pretty enough?…
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Wandering around a baby clothing store looking for something for my nephew and...
...well played, former scene girl turned childrenswear designer, well played.
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