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punster-2319 · 1 year

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#tom kenny #spongebob squarepants #pinocchio #pinocchio: a true story #guillermo del toro’s pinocchio #pinocchio and the water of life

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fusionkitty23 · 2 years

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year of the tiger who?? more like year of the wooden puppet lol gottem

But fr tho I'm super excited for the Del Toro Pinocchio and the game Lies of P!

#pinocchio #disney #Pinocchio: a true story #disney pinocchio #guillermo del toro pinocchio #Lies of P #jiminy cricket #art #my art #fanart

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bestanimatedmovie · 1 year

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Classification poll 3

Go vote in the other polls!

#best animated movie #Luca #Marcianos vs Mexicanos #My Little Pony The Movie #One Piece Film Red #Pinocchio: A True Story #Robots 2005 #Classification round #tournament poll #tumblr's favorite

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ailynmoya · 1 year

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come up let's go to therapy

The Pinocchios went in search of Guillermo del Toro's but accidentally ran over the diva, just like who would think of letting the smallest drive?

#pinocho #pinocchio #disney pinocchio #pinocho de guillermo del toro #kashi no ki mokku #pinocchio: a true story #pinocchio 1978

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dorkygurl-89 · 2 months

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i was so damn close to watching pinocchio: a true story, only for it to be premium locked TTwTT

(not tagging lop for any specific reason or anything)

#lies of p #shitpost #pinocchio: a true story #FATHER WHEN CAN I LEAVE TO BE ON MY OWWWN #I GOT THE WHOLE WORLDUSSY #god i'm unfunny #but i have plans

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naivesilver · 2 years

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"Fernando, when can I leave to be on my owwwwwwn? I've got the whole racing season to see ✨"

(@fermeowndoalonso encouraged me to post this I plead innocent okay)

#f1blr #formula one #f1 #fernando alonso #george russell #pinocchio #pinocchio: a true story #this is a nightmare it'll haunt me for weeks

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zarinaa113 · 1 year

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What is it, about this year of our Lord, 2022 that demands not one, not two, but THREE cinematic reinterpretations of Pinocchio?

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shadow-turtle-234 · 2 years

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If I had to rank Pinocchio adaptations, here is how the ranking works*:

Pinocchio: Vampire Slayer

Pinocchio: A True Gay Story

Shrek Franchise

Disney (both live action and animated)

*Note: this was written before Del Toro's Pinocchio

#NGL #Pinocchio: Vampire Slayer is the best adaptation of the tale hands down #I ended up reading it back in Freshman year of Highschool and it was the best decision I ever made #Then we have Yassified/Gay Pinocchio what a icon #Shreks Pinocchio is a bean #and then we got disney...#Pinocchio #pinocchio: a true story #pinocchio: vampire slayer #disney's pinocchio #I am just rambling #but seriously #people need to know more about Pinocchio: Vampire Slayer #it is so good

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gaykarstaagforever · 1 year

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I started watching Pinocchio: A True Story, yes the one where Pauly Shore and Jon Heder are inexplicably there and terrible.

The animation is good, honestly, and the rest of the voice cast is fine, for what this is, which is a low-tier English dubbing of a foreign language animation. The translation is pretty awkward, but that happens a lot, and I'm hardly in a position to gripe about a Russian-to-English cartoon translation not being poetic enough. Outside of Shore and Heder, the movie isn't even bad, just an utterly mediocre exactly-what-it-is.

The "bad" is Shore and Heder. And while they are not hilariously awful the entire movie, they deliver enough lines badly that it is funny enough. I stopped watching it because I was too distracted thinking about how the hell this happened. The other actors are meh. But these two are garbage. And both are industry professionals of some stripe, so how can their reads be so terrible? It is almost like they are doing it on purpose, except it is too good at being the kind of bad it is for it to be intentional.

All I can think is, those two specifically were directed by an inexperienced voice acting director, or by someone who just wasn't one at all, or they literally had these two record these lines alone somewhere because they were too "big" to be with the rest of the cast, out of context of the full script. At any rate, the American director had to use whatever bad takes there were and here we are.

I don't know. I'm not researching it, and I'm not finishing it. It isn't funny-bad enough for me to care. I'll watch a YouTube video later explaining what happened, which will no doubt be more entertaining.

It is free on Tubi, so you got nothing to lose but time.

I'd suggest instead watching the 1993 Pauly Shore movie Son In Law, which is also free, places. I just did the other weekend. It is a long sitcom and very 90s, but way better than it has any right to be. And Pauly Shore is legitimately funny and charming in it; you'll see why he was such a big deal for like 6 minutes in the mid-90s.

I don't know. I always liked his gregarious stoner philosopher shtick. But I grew up in the 90s so keep that in mind.

#pauly shore #pinocchio: a true story #son in law #movie review

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swallowtail-ageha · 6 months

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They're all in the same room and must fight to death who comes out on top

#pinocchio #the adventures of pinocchio #guillermo del toro's pinocchio #shrek #disney pinocchio #disney live action pinocchio #lies of p #pinocchio a true story

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urgeeky-friend22 · 11 months

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I’ve achieved comedy

#lies of p #lop #pinocchio #pinocchio a true story #me and the bestie

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hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend · 4 months

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me and Madame Curator watched the greatest movie ever to grace this void realm!

that would be Pinocchio: A True Story! my official review is… eeeee-skiddee-skiddee-skiddee/10

#are we two years late to this movie?#yes we are #pinocchio the true story #gay pinocchio #pauly shore #hellsite hall of fame #hellsite hall of girlfriend #madame girlfriend’s bullshit #tales from the void

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fusionkitty23 · 2 years

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mostly LoP doodles cuz I'm excited for the game!!! Also, I like how everyone calls P the older brother lol

close ups:

#Lies of P #LoP #pinocchio #disney pinocchio #Pinocchio: a true story #guillermo del toro pinocchio #black rabbit #disney #art #my art #fanart

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mpsideadump · 6 months

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Pinocchios (originally posted on Instagram)

Full image and sketches in addition!

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artmunstudios · 8 months

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I thought of a really fun idea! With the 2020s being the era of Pinocchio apparently, with this year's Inktober I came up with the idea of putting in elements that are usually associated with the character by replacing some prompt words. Just to give it that feeling of still being a part of the official inktober this year, rather than making up an entirely new list.

Feel free to use this list as you wish, whether it be for the upcoming Lies of P, Del Toro's Pinocchio, the memey Pinocchio: A True Story, D20 Neverafter's Pinocchio, or hell, even the original lad from the book itself! Whatever iteration(s) of Pinocchio you'll be drawing, official or your own, I'm hoping people will participate in at least a few of these prompts!

Feel free to spread to other platforms as long as I and the official Inktober are credited!

Have fun!

#pinocchio #pinocchinktober #inktober #inktober2023 #lies of p #pinocchio a true story #d20 neverafter #guillermo del toro pinocchio #disney pinocchio

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bloodraven55 · 2 years

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i finally watched the cursed pinocchio movie from last year and it truly is a masterpiece of cinema

#pinocchio a true story

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