have you been enjoying absurd Helldivers 2 nonsense?
multiple players have independently called my compared my satirical scifi skirmish storytelling TTPRG 🎲 PLANET FIST to Helldivers—so much as to call it "exactly the tone of Helldivers." the new Faithless Edition of PLANET FIST will be releasing this year, and if you buy it now, you get the new edition for free!
in PLANET FIST, SHOOTOUTS ARE STORIES, and they're goofy and over the top. you're an undying, unsleeping soldier who can get blasted to bits and thrown right back onto the battlefield next round. if you're looking to see how it hits that Helldivers tone, just check out some of the FACTION TRAITS below!
what's PLANET FIST about? what does it play like? read the PRINCIPLES OF PLAY here!
what are people saying about PLANET FIST, besides that it's like Helldivers 2?
"PLANET FIST is a quick-to-learn and quick-to-play system for characters thrown into FPS-style deathmatches on a world that knows nothing but war. It's a game of high-emotion, low-consequence combat, for when you're wondering what the infinite Master Chiefs are thinking during Halo multiplayer. PLANET FIST is 'war never changes' said with the same inflection as 'it's all made up and the points don't matter.'"
- Caleb Zane Huett, designer of Triangle Agency
"An absolute blast—and then another, and then another, and then another, each leaving remains splattered on a wall. Gleeful, and tactical, and winkingly tongue-in-cheek; a masterful game from top to bottom."
- Jeff Stormer, host of the Party of One actual play podcast
or check out some table stories:
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PLANET FIST is a PBTA narrative wargame of satirical scifi skirmish storytelling and a hack of CLAYMORE's FIST set on the isolated planet of Sixaura, you are soldiers of one of the planet's three ruling empires, fighting an unending and unwinnable war for control of their forever home.
This endless march of murder and death is sustained by "nanos", and through nanocloning, death is no longer a relief. These is only work, there is only WAR.
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FIST: Planet FIST - Cap and Grab at Positronics - Part 1
At every hour of every day on Sixaura, the soldiers of each empire are killed and reborn in an endless loop. Their dead bodies derezz, the bonds between their nanos dissolving—just in time for them to be reassembled elsewhere, fresh with the memory of death and ready to kill once again. These clone commandos do not die, do not rest, and do not age. They are duplicated forever, frozen in the same…
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I remember seeing stuff about the ASL brothers before I got deeper into one piece and I genuinely thought they were brothers with different dads but the same mom and that there was some woman out there that got pregnant by Roger,Dragon,and a noble and I was like good for you girl goddamn
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i want so badly to make a video essay or something huge and complete about how arthur is transgender and all the text supports it but every time i read anything its kind of insane how obvious it is. i feel like i dont have to because its so obvious. but i KNOW i do . and thats the most insane part to me. its RIGHT THERE. go in thinking arthur is a closeted trans girl who just wants to be back in her moms arms again. and suddenly you understand her character more than anyone else
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my grandma called stark ravin mad cuz she made a sheet cake and one of my cousins got a slice first, and said cousin sliced FROM THE CENTER
THE CENTER!
and at first i thought she was trippin but then i realized if i made a cake or a tray of brownies or something. or even a lasagna. and someone cut from the center first
i'd probably kill them, family or not. that's sociopathic behavior. who even cuts food like that? if ur reading this and u do the same thing
why and what's ur address .
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