BREAKING: German Expressionism Night at Citi Field has been canceled after player complaints that the large, abstract set-pieces and haunted, gloomy-looking actors were obstructing play. Czech New Wave Night is still set for next week, though Mets players and fans have now been advised in advance to be aware of any extended metaphors for interwar Europe that may occur between innings.
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LET'S GO BABY LOVE DA METS LET'S GO HIT A HOME RUN LOVE DA METS BABY YEAH LET'S GO LET'S GO
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Massachusetts confession: I've lived here my whole life and my family are Sox fans, but I'm a Mets fan. Hope that's okay.
I have no real opinion on sports, so you do you. I cannot, however, protect you from other people's sports opinions.
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i would like to sue the citi field scoreboard operator for emotional distress
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BREAKING: the Phillie Phanatic has just posted the lyrics to "Suzanne" by Leonard Cohen and blocked Mr. Met on all social media.
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March 6, 2024
At least baseball season is coming...
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Prob more specific to NY/NJ pjo kids but did anyone else not get a Yankees cap to be like/cosplay Annabeth because you’re from a Mets family and there’s no way they’d let Yankees merch into the house, let alone have their kid wearing it?
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