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b3hind-th3-sea · 11 months
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Kevin Day’s unfortunate run in with a Kiss Cam
The use of a ‘kiss cam’ had become a recent trend in the world of Exy. Ever since Penn state started doing one during half time and a video of it had gone viral, other teams had copied the idea.
Kevin hadn’t thought much of it. He really hadn’t. That was until the Jackals vs Tornadoes game.
He went with Neil, they tried to go together whenever they had the opportunity. Because really there were very few people Kevin would want to go see an Exy game with. Certainly not with someone who didn’t have a comparable technical understanding of the game.
So Neil it was.
Everyone in the Exy world knew who Kevin Day was, but especially now that he’d gone pro. Eyes had been on Neil ever since the interview with Kathy.
This led both of them to be recognized more than the average player. And while in everyday life they may only get the occasional excited fan asking for an autograph or picture, when it came to Exy specific events, showing up was basically like asking to be mobbed.
So they wore disguises. 
Neil with his hair pushed back, hidden by a sweatband and hat.
For Kevin, a baseball cap and sunglasses large enough to hide his tattoo.
And even though the disguises might have worked in a crowd of tens of thousands, it most definitely did not on a giant, blown up screen.
Kevin hadn’t even realized what was going on until Neil nudged his shoulder, pulling his attention away from his phone. He had looked at Neil in confusion, then glanced around them only to see people staring back and smiling at him. Then he looked up to meet his own eyes on the big screen.
People had obviously recognize them and the crowd began chanting “kiss” “kiss” “kiss”.
Kevin didn’t plan on doing anything about it.
The camera would get bored and move on to some other unfortunate people.
And it did. He thought he even heard some people sigh in disappointment. Kevin sighed in relief.
Except it came back. Multiple times. And then locked in on them, not budging.
Kevin wondered who he would have to talk to to get whatever cameraman or announcer or whoever ran this stupid ‘kiss cam’ fired.
The volume of the crowd kept rising.
And he realized at that point it was weirder not to do anything.
So Kevin turned, planning to give Neil the quickest and least homosexual possible kiss on the cheek.
But what he did not anticipate was Neil turning to look at him at the same time—probably in reaction to Kevin’s sudden movement—which in some horrible twist of events put his mouth right where his cheek used to be.
Kevin did not get the chance to flash his ‘just bros being bros’ grin, because his mouth was awkwardly pressed against the side of Neil’s, before they both immediately lurched away.
The crowd went insane. 
By the time he had recovered from surprise and thought to play it off as a joke, the camera that had been persistently focused on them was shut off. The second half was starting.
The first thing Kevin realized was that multiple people definitely got that on video and out of those people at least one of them would post it to social media.
His second realization was, Oh god Andrew’s going to kill me.
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ninyard · 18 days
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Exy Fans on Twitter (Championship Final Edition pt.3)
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play-exy-be-sexy · 1 year
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you ever think about the fact wymack just offers his house to some random kid he met ten minutes before? like what a good guy
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rise-deepseamonster · 1 month
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[In court]
Neil, whispering to his lawyer, Renee:
Renee: This has nothing to do with the case.
Neil: Just ask please.
Renee, sighs and looks at Andrew who's the judge: Do you think he's cute? Be honest.
Andrew:
Andrew: I hereby sentence you to death.
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luneillusoire · 1 year
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the fighters 🦊👀
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tidalwaveofcolor · 2 months
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I feel like Neil would really enjoy helping the other foxes with their math homework or just math classes in general. Maybe it’s because they’ve given him a place on their team and him helping them with math is a small way he tries to pay them back. The only exceptions to this would be Aaron and maybe Kevin. Im not sure if y’all have even had the experience of someone trying to help you with math at the dinner table (specifically your father or other parental figure), but I feel like Neil helping Aaron and Kevin would end up like that.
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attineilde · 2 months
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neil is sassy af. why tf do we not talk abt this more
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that-vampire-loser · 2 months
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Interviewer: if you could kiss anyone in the world who would it be?
Kevin: my beautiful husband aaron
Interviewer: that doesn’t count. You do that anyway.
Kevin, not hesitating: Jeremy knox
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how do you think Andrew, who has again and again been condemned for being “out of control,” felt when Neil told him “i want to see you lose control”
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herondaleoffspring · 4 months
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kevin and neil are the jocks that took P.E. too seriously and annoyed to hell out of everyone else
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meridasthoughts · 1 year
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after baltimore the night the foxes all sleep together the only one who actually slept was neil, and that was due to exhaustion
matt and dan unknowingly agreed to take turns, they knew they were safe but there still was that voice in the back of their minds whispering that anyone could barge into the room at any moment and hurt them
nicky and aaron spent the night staring at the inside of their eyelids replaying the last two days in loop. how did they go from playing a normal exy game to neil being kidnapped and tortured and everything that it unveiled
renee had her eyes closed, her arms wrapped around allison but her brain wouldn’t let her ignore a single sound or movement happening. her hands never stopped stroking allison’s shoulders that kept jerking awake at each movement or sound
kevin couldn’t stop staring at the ceiling, the deep need of having to drown himself into some sort of alcohol to try to forget everything that happened that night, everything that happened since neil arrived to palmetto, and everything that ever happened really
all of them were kept awake against their will by the awful memories that were starting to settle in their minds
for andrew on the other hand, the mere thought of closing his eyes didn’t even cross his mind. he stayed up all night, allowing his eyes just to shift from neil’s face to his chest to make sure he was still breathing and not hurting too much, to make sure neil wouldn’t disappear again, that no one could possibly lay a single finger on him, or take him away
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detectivebambam · 4 months
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Jeremy, Jean, Andrew, Neil, and Kevin in the Olympic Hotel playing spin the bottle.
anyway.
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play-exy-be-sexy · 1 year
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the ravens took 150 shots on Andrew during the first match between the two, right? but only made 13? THATS AN 8% SUCCESS RATE. ANDREW IS LITERALLY INSANE
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notdampeterjohnson · 28 days
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“raven boys x all for the game”
gangsey would’ve been TRAUMATISED after being taken to andrew’s parties
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deathcherries · 1 year
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This is how it went down
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