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herondaleoffspring 4 days
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matt: so neil is gay after all. just caught him making out with andrew. apparently he's gay too
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herondaleoffspring 4 months
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andrew, an asshole: glue
kevin, scared to even ask: what??
andrew: that's what i'm gonna eat when we get home
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herondaleoffspring 4 months
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kevin and neil are the jocks that took P.E. too seriously and annoyed to hell out of everyone else
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herondaleoffspring 9 months
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neil: believe it or not this is my first time cooking
matt, choking on a mouthful of half-raw pasta: i would've never guessed, darling
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herondaleoffspring 9 months
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neil: you're stupid
kevin: that's it?
neil: give it time it will eat at you
later, kevin: am i stupid?
andrew: yeah
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herondaleoffspring 10 months
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neil, to riko: of course we're not scared! watch this. put your hand up if you're scared
neil:
neil: kevin put your hand down
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herondaleoffspring 10 months
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renne: i'm a goth girl on the inside. on the outside? a mother figure
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herondaleoffspring 11 months
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renee: i'm full of rage but in a chill and nonchalant way
andrew: i'm full of rage
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herondaleoffspring 11 months
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neil: covered in blood for sexy reasons
neil: also i just got stabbed
andrew: you got StAbBeD???
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herondaleoffspring 11 months
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browning, about neil: he is fucking weird
browning: he's a skinny little bitch
browning: he's like a spider, he scares the shit out of me
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herondaleoffspring 11 months
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neil: you want me to make friends? the thing that killed caesar?
matt: neil please it's been 5 years
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herondaleoffspring 1 year
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neil, to the foxes: anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?
neil, mimicking wymack: what the fuck are you doing here josten?
wymack: what the fuck are you doing here josten?
neil: i conjured him
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herondaleoffspring 1 year
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kevin: new life hack
kevin: death
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herondaleoffspring 1 year
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kevin: my hobbies include knowing and being right
andrew: so no hobbies?
kevin, in tears: DAD
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herondaleoffspring 1 year
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a fan: aww he's so cute
andrew: thanks he's a rescue
neil: stop telling people that
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herondaleoffspring 1 year
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neil: yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but an angry midget you can make out with in secret sounds a lot more hardcore
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herondaleoffspring 1 year
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first book neil: people think i'm insane now imagine if i said everything that came to mind
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