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short-and-ugly · 2 years

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oouuh my GOD i need to finish this rewrite so i can fill up the ao3 tag

#its fucking DESOLATE #it like. hits me in waves #i do that thing i do in any fandom im in and i refresh the page of my favorite character #but. skoog gets NO UPDATES #never #NO UPDATES NO BITCHES #DEAD SILENCE SPARE FOR CRICKETS CHIRPING #foul.#gerry stop ranting and raving you look like a lunatic

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siriuslemonmuffin · 1 year

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instead of bitching why don’t we all just be thankful ao3 doesn’t have ads xxx

#ao3 #respect authors #fan fiction #stop crying bitch boy they’ll update when they’re ready #faith shit posts #fanfic author appreciation #but like genuinely understand what i’m saying here #no ads = no revenue #=authors don’t get paid #and so riddle me this wise guy #why are you whimpering and begging in comments for updates #from authors who are providing you with their work #FOR FREE?!

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krysmcscience · 4 days

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Narilambs your goat

Get adopted, idiot

#fanart #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl goat #narinder boutta throw hands up until the goat starts talking #then is just like - 'oh you crave violence??? bitch me too the fuck :)'#the lamb is absolutely standing on a box here - there is absolutely no way they are that tall #shorter than both their husband and adopted child - So Sad (yet so adorable)#anyway if the lamb isn't able to use the mating tent in the new update i will personally scream because I NEED CANON SHITTENS #i made this instead of sleeping or working on more important comics lol #ok time to go be sleepydelirious while inking other things

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borgwuazie · 2 years

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well, everyone. animetwt’s Twink & DILF Showdown is over, now Pathetic Man Showdown is happening (update: ended few days after i posted this!)

The poll itself is already hilarious but the FUNNIEST thing was people were wondering where Reigen was, only to scroll down further and see this

#update: james won the main poll!!#but he’s losing against reigen lmao PLS.#i believe in you james #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka #arataka reigen #mine #gonna tag my personal bets too 🫡#james pokemon #leorio #vinsmoke sanji #kakashi hitake #these bitches arent even pathetic but i want to see them win #reigen sweep

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pixiatn · 16 days

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The Genshin vs Wuthering Waves drama on Tiktok could literally be solved if people opened their hearts and tiny little brains and just had this thought process:

#the game JUST came out💀#lets use our tiny little fucking brains and not act like genshin didnt start out the same fucking way #Current genshin is the product of a bigger company with 4 years of development and several updates and versions #Wuwa is a lil baby that was just popped out of KuroGames coochie #pls leave the bby alone 😭#wuthering waves #wuwa #wuwa official #genshin impact #genshin #kuro games #hoyoverse #let it stew bitch it was just put on the stove

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somerandomdudelmao · 8 months

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I’m going mad. I drew an update. I had it in my arms I looked at it and it was right here in my project file on my tablet and now it’s gone…

I saved it but my fucking tablet went “you know what, I forgor💀” I swear to god this is the last time I’m drawing anything on this glowing cutting board

#give me my pages back you stupid bitch #I will be so happy to replace you #anyway #can’t wait to draw on my new tablet #the old one is messing with my nerves #and #which is more important #with my updates #grrrrrrrr

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clarenecessities · 7 months

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He-man.org will close in 5 days.

He-man.org has been a staple of the Masters of the Universe community since the early days, originating as an email list that worked to document episodes before anything (not footage, not lists, nothing) was available online. It grew into a sprawling, multi-faceted beast of a thing, including an encyclopedia (an in-house wiki), merch lists, a marketplace, forums, anything you could think of.

Several years ago now, the main site went down for updates/maintenance. For a few weeks, we were told, maybe months. The forums remained open for fans to communicate, and barring a period of downtime earlier this year things were going smoothly.

Yesterday, the owner of the site, Val Staples, announced the site would be closed on November 14th, 2023. Six days later. We are currently attempting to contact him, to see if he’s interested in selling, and if he means closed as in “no new posts” or closed as in deleted entirely. Regardless of its eventual fate, the archiving of these forums is essential to preserving the history of the franchise, the fandom, and the brand.

TO SHE-RA (and MotU) FANS SPECIFICALLY: I have personally used these forums to answer questions that could be answered nowhere else. Had I not had access to them, I would never have been able to prove that Purrsia was fake, or found so much unpublished concept art, or discovered that Scott “Toyguru” Neitlich personally wrote Catra’s MOTUC bio (even if he’s put off answering my questions about it for over a year now). Forum members have conducted interviews with the likes of Jon Seisa, Cathy Larson, Janice Varney-Hamlin—essential figures in the very foundations of POP, and those interviews revealed and recorded priceless information for future generations (me! you! us!) to find. Did you know Cathy Larson named Adora? That she originally pushed for “Dorian”, after her own daughter? We cannot let this treasure trove disappear into the ether(ia).

TO THE UNAFFILIATED: Please help. Pretty please. If you’ve ever liked my art or my writing or my haphazard blogging, ever, at all, consider archiving just one board. Just one page. Literally anything helps. I am spiraling into madness & this is my library of Alexandria. The mythical one that was totally unique and persevered nowhere else and was destroyed in a single cataclysmic event. Pretty pretty please help.

HOW TO HELP:

Archive.org has several ways to upload shit but most of them are longer term than “a few days” so we’re focusing on two (which can be run simultaneously): Save Page Now, and browser extensions. From their help page:

1. Save Page Now

Put a URL into the form, press the button, and we save the page. You will instantly have a permanent URL for your page. Please note, this method only saves a single page, not the whole site.

We want to keep outlinks and screenshots wherever possible. The Archive does not keep your IP address, so your submission is anonymous.

2. Browser extensions and add-ons

Install the Wayback Machine Chrome extension in your browser. Go to a page you want to archive, click the icon in your toolbar, and select Save Page Now. We will save the page and give you a permanent URL.

One plus to installing the extension is that as you surf around, when you run into a missing page they will alert you if we have a saved copy.

More extensions, apps, and add-ons:

Firefox add-on

Safari Extension

iOS app

Android app

I strongly encourage you to use these tools even if you aren’t helping with this project/after it ends. Documenting and preserving information is essential in this day and age & The Internet Archive is at the heart of it. Please support them however you can.

I’m serious about paying you, though I may need more communication with folks I don’t know so we can coordinate/verify shit gets done. I think this is a worthwhile pursuit in itself but I recognize your time is valuable & like, people gotta eat. DM me if you’re interested and we’ll talk. I may need to adjust pay depending how many people bite but I’ll do what I can

#motu #he man #she ra #spop #pop #sorry for tag spam but this is important and relevant to you #catradora #it counts!#sorry also if the formatting on this is a disaster #i’m on my phone and haven’t updated my tumblr app in… a couple years #archives #archive #archive.org #wayback machine #help #org forums #neotag #brothers. this has nothing to do with you but don’t you wanna help a bitch out? do it for illusen #please signal boost if you can

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transbunnyboi · 3 months

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Couldn't sleep until later last night because I was restless. I ended up getting my smaller toy and fucking myself senseless with it, begging to cum while holding myself in a slight mating press. I came twice, crying and moaning my boyfriend's name.

I kept imaging that he was tied to the opposite side of my bed, his legs spread and his hands behind his back, forced to watch me fuck my toy while I moaned his name. I'd tell him how warm my boycunt was, how wet and tight I was: explaining just exactly what he was missing out on.

He'd whimper, his cock hard and leaking. I would ignore his begging, his whines to be untied so he could fuck me.

I wouldn't be able to decide whether to cum on my toy, never letting him finish; or if I should climb on top of him and ride him until he cums deep inside my tight bunnyparts? Maybe I wouldn't be able to decide for myself anyway. What if he got loose from his bindings? What if he clawed his way through them and mounted me like the dumb dog he is? Pleading with me to let him rut into me, to let him breed me, all the while his pulsing, hard cock is leaking onto my stomach…

I'd be too fucked out to deny him as I pull the toy from my warm boycunt and let him breed me, him barking and whining and unable to stop his tail from wagging from how good my pussy feels gushing around his poor, neglected dick.

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tangledinink · 4 months

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the i'm sorry, teenage mutant what now? gang is very excited to officially be in the @tmntaucompetition ! :D

... ignore donnie. they're VERY excited--

#leo in the background like uH AND ALSO ME BITCH UR NOT SPECIAL--#leo just wouldnt Say It like that lmao #i have another intro comic in mind for them thats equally as stupid that ill get to and then ill start doing asks and stuff lmao #and also a few other comp things in the works :3c #oh and ive got updates for swannie and gemini prepped in the wings as bribes~ teehee #tmnt au competition #propaganda #sillies #i would have done another big group shot with a bunch of cameos but i can only do so many of those lmao

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dave2olkat · 8 months

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that's how that conversation went, right?

#homestuck #upd8 #hom3stuck #homestuck^2 #homestuck spoilers #homestuck beyond canon #upd8 spoilers #sollux captor #john egbert #solroxy #no bitches huh #if you found out homestuck updated with this im so sorry

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spohkh · 2 months

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ME EVERYDAY IMMEDIATELY UPON WAKING

#I OPEN MY PHONE AND GO INTO LITERALLY ANY APP AND ITS NADA BUT KPOP UPDATES AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE #GIVE A BITCH A CHANCE (did this to myself)#actually i dont even have to open my phone i open my stupid eyes and theres my taemin collage on the wall #DID THIS TO MYSELF..#lee know #skz

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hella1975 · 3 months

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nothing to see here! (in the taob doc) (it's hell in here) (wtf was i chatting these notes are UNSALVAGABLE) (i want a detailed plot outline of ch44 done by the end of the day) (we are so back)

#idk if this makes sense but when im writing taob i take the plot outline i already have in my notes which is usually about 200 words #very briefly saying what the events of the chapter are. and then when im about to start actually cracking on with it #i take that and do a pov by pov outline with MUCHHHH more detail bc alas. my main plot outline was written when i was 17 #so every few months i do the fun game of trying to figure out what the FUCK that bitch was trying to say #me trying to translate my 2020 ramblings: YOU WHO- YOU WHO SEEK AN END TO LOVE- LOVE WILL YIELD TO BUSINESS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT #taob updates

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deanlenzart · 5 months

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no touching. ID in alt.

#how are we feeling about last weeks update???? personally i love the deans just hanging out and bitching. me too girl #nevermore webtoon #lenore vandernacht #lenore webtoon #annabel lee x lenore #lenore nevermore #annabel lee nevermore #white raven #nevermore #annabel lee whitlock #myart

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zhoras-bitch · 5 months

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I want to ruin him.

(Translation: Make him see how unjust the system is and support him as he learns to make judgements based on his own internal beliefs rather than the word of his self-centered and corrupt church superiors until he finally switches sides and joins the magical rebellion instead.)

(And also fuck him.)

#reporting: im one episode into the update and im down bad #his route is gonna be a doozy i can tell #romance club #w: time catcher #rc renato #bitch speaks #rc update #rc spoilers

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cozylittleartblog · 7 months

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black friday sale is live, 15 ~ 25% off everything (except these cuz they're new!)

um. teehee :3 (goose is ok with fanmerch but please support the official merch as well!! it's cool stuff)

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stuckinapril · 9 months

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Okay so last night I complained about being glued to my screen more than I’d like to be. So this morning I decided I’ll do something about it <3 the purpose of documenting it here is so that I hold myself accountable on my blog instead of writing it down in my notes app and negating it like two seconds later. And also so it’s easier for me to be like “bitch enough” whenever I catch myself scrolling through my Tumblr when I absolutely should not be. I plan on increasing these rules (progressive overload) or decreasing them (too much too soon) depending on results, but for the next week it’s:

Cannot get on my phone until I’ve drunk water, done my am skincare routine/taken my am shower, and taken my am supplements.

Phone in the morning for 15 minutes max. Otherwise I cannot be on my phone until noon (I wake up pretty early so this gives me like 4 hours of no phone time).

Also cannot get on my phone after noon unless I’ve studied at least two hours beforehand.

Need to study 2 hours for every 1 hour I’m on my phone until 6 pm.

Can use my phone liberally after 6 pm ONLY if I’ve: hit my study goals, done my Anki flash cards that are due, and finished my workout (or walk) of the day. Otherwise, the previous rule applies.

Need to read a book for at least 30 minutes in the day. This can be thrown in whenever, but preferably before bed.

Need to set aside 20 minutes after 6 pm to do pm skincare routine/take pm shower.

#anyone looking at this post will be like ‘is this bitch a productivity blog now’ NO I’m not ok.#i am but a 21 year old girl who’s trying to heal her relationship w her phone after being given an iPad at age 11 #this goes for Pinterest too bc god knows I waste too much time on that app #will try to update this on a regular basis so I can better hold myself accountable 🤞#p #digital detox

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