i definitely think a make out sesh with some slow humping that leads to aggressive sex would fix me rn
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Good morning to women over 30 who feel old, specifically because our dumb ass culture says that women over 30 are old and useless, and everyone has been buying into that dumb ass shit.
Spoiler: You're not old. You look great and have really landed in a wonderful place in life. I hope you know that and I hope you keep living.
Have a wonderful weekend.
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it says "yummy milk" on the carton box. imagine buying milk named yummy milk
original photo vvv
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For the art requests thing, any of the future turtles and baby Casey?
b- baby casey... jr my beloved,,,
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Special Agent: M! Quanxi + her gay little goons
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things i deserve but don’t get: my pussy being eaten from front to back daily
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The contractors are currently discussing this situation with Jayce and Hope and, while Hope imagined a cute little play space on the balcony with Da Babies™ , its looking like it will need to be enclosed to make room for Jay's office.
What do you think friends? Can you help the couple out so they can get started decorating the nursery? Time is of the essence!
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Day 49
I literally suffer from this wtf lmao
(Also in case you don't read the tags, scopophobia warning. They ain't realistic but I gotta get into the habit of putting trigger warnings)
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I present my headcanon character and Glen's arch nemesis: Speckles the raven
aha it's funny you say that because *this concept art*
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