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remember if you wake up feeling sick and your whole body hurts the best course of action is to jack off and moan like a girl
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cinematech 9 hours
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uh oh!may have juat discovwred the ultimate laxative
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Boards of Canada - A Few Old Tunes [1996]
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like the previous videos with the guy that comes out of the screen of a weird MSN video call and eats kids organs is total classic urban legend stuff, respect
i couldnt make money off of youtube because i cant bring myself to do clickbait or make a video longer than it needs to be, and i have actual opinions that are not synopses
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cinematech 12 hours
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anyway i watched the boiled guy video and i expected something more like an urban legend about the ghost of a tortured cat killing people and not scp mandela book of revelation with a weird long guy
i couldnt make money off of youtube because i cant bring myself to do clickbait or make a video longer than it needs to be, and i have actual opinions that are not synopses
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i couldnt make money off of youtube because i cant bring myself to do clickbait or make a video longer than it needs to be, and i have actual opinions that are not synopses
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HER: you must be the worst effect in robocop if you think we're fucking
MY DICK JONESING ASS:
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to be fair the scenes with ripper and mandrake were very homoerotic
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there really is yaoi of anything you can think of huh
can i have a different thing to revolve around in my head please
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i watched dr strangelove and i keep thinking about it
can i have a different thing to revolve around in my head please
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can i have a different thing to revolve around in my head please
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POINT AND LAUGH
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Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".
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mario church
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