#Missouri = Misery
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The United States is destabilized thanks to the NRA, Russia, the gun lobby, right-wing oligarchs and their puppets.
War torn third world states have less violence. We’re not safe anywhere.
#Missouri = Misery#republican assholes#maga morons#the nra is a terrorist organization#never trump#traitor trump#crooked donald#gun violence#gun control#assault weapons ban#gun deaths#corporate greed#common sense gun laws#maga paranoia prevents gun laws
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Them>>>>>
#the sun and moon show#sun and moon show#eclipse and lunar show#eclipse tsams#tsams lunar#tsams sun#tsams moon#tsams eclipse#tsams#reeses puffs#somebody once told me#tight as a virgin boy#i am in misery#the song says I am in misery but all I hear is Missouri#tsams meme#sun and moon fnaf#sun and moon security breach#sun and moon meme
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hello, I have a question
#No offense#I live in Missouri so I can slander this state#The misery jokes are for a reason#We have the arch#the ozarks#and that’s about it#Maybe Branson?#Louisiana purchase?#Idk it’s the Midwest#Most people in my part of the state desperately want to be southern#Idk if it’s like that anywhere else but here in (redacted) MO#They like cowboy hats and racism
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I saw a post that said the midwest is a such miserable existence.. but in a comforting way.
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Missouri republicans are voting to defund public libraries. This after they’ve already banned over 3,000 books. Of course, we can’t forget about the anti trans laws and anti abortion laws.
This state is falling apart, and we have got to step it up and get these old guys out of office. I know it’s hard to do, especially in more rural areas where a lot of these people run unopposed. But this is my home, and I don’t feel safe here anymore. I refuse to go down without a fight
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I live in a constant state of Missouri😔💔
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Mutuals if you see the Missouri version of this fucking poll series going around I INSIST you put it on my dash
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this needs to reach more people than i have in my contacts.
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epic trans moment when the clinic u receive hrt from is being attacked by your very conservative state government 💪
#i live in missouri? more like i live in MISERY#seriously check up on ur Missourian friends we ain’t okay
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Whelp but the W is silent
My friend, who only watches the anime and doesn't interact with the fandom online:
Bakugou is so badass! I can't wait until he's fights the LOV!
Me, struggling not to cry:
Yeah, I know right? Hahaha he's so cool and totally not dead
#mha#bnha#bakugou katsuki#bnha manga spoilers#boku no hero academia#mha manga spoilers#bakugou death#mha 362#my hero academia#bnha 362#mha spoilers#bnha spoilers#my hero academia 362#spoilers#i am in spain without the s#kacchan sugoi#anime#i am in missouri#i am in misery#in spain but the s is silent#in spain without the s#whelp but the w is silent#whelp without the w#/j but also not
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How Weather Works in Missouri
It doesn't
Summer is hot. Sometimes dry, sometimes rainy. Thunderstorms are nice.
Fall is dry. If it rains, I will cry.
Winter is cold, but not always. Snow is sometimes, hail is sometimes. It's been 70° and there's a foot of snow on the ground.
Sometimes it's cloudy for a week straight, and then it snows around your city. The cities and towns right next to us all got snow, but some weather-witch put up an anti-snow dome and we didn't even get rain.
80° one day, hail the next, 75° the day after
Occasionally, California will have a wildfire. The sky uses this as a reason to turn pink.
March. It's April, but a surprise frost kills all your daffodils after they've been blooming for almost 3 weeks.
April. See 6, add more Thunderstorms.
May. June Lite
June. Droughts, except when there isn't, and then there's a flood. The frogs are loud. Yes, this counts as weather.
July. Mosquitos. Clouds of 'em.
August. Back to fall, but make it 80-90°
Whenever [insert school here] has a track meet, there will be tornado watches/warnings (count 'em, almost 10 in a night), lightning, and some events get canceled even though we were all there til midnight
North of [insert street] always has different weather than south of [same street]
Walk ten steps and you'll go from a gallon of water per square inch to sunny days and Jesus Clouds.
Ignore what I said about winter and fall. We've had a week of pure sunshine for Christmas and snow for Halloween in the same year.
Weatherman is the worst job ever.
Being in the shade and being in the sun is two different states of existence.
Went to school once. Sunny for ten minutes on the way there, rained the next ten cuz we crossed the road from #15.
It'll be sunny when you can't go outside and sad and depressed when you can. Maybe. Idk it might be fine.
if anyone has any others, you're welcome to add.
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human bodies really just choose the least opportune moment to decided to feel the most wretched, don’t they?
#//juri speaks#[i am in misery/missouri vine]#fuckin. took 2 days off work so i could do research for my paper#and my body's decided it's actually a great day for back pain#and i accidentally took a nap while laying down to give my spine a break and see if ibuprofen would help#and god i forgot how much you wake up feeling like an ailing desiccated husk#and now i'm trying to remember how to feel like a person so i can Do Something Productive#and all i can think about is going to the store to buy yarn and mini wontons
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I am in Missouri because of that
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I'm in the business of
Let's take it from the top
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i need someone to explain this new missouri primary elections/caucus shit to me like i’m 5 bc what the actual fuck. who’s idea was this.
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This heat dome can move on now. I'm so tired of boob sweat.
#heat dome#midwest#summer#misery#missouri#humiditiddies#it's not the heat it's the humidity#watercolor#art#artist on tumblr
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