Just sent a message in my group chat to warn all my friends that Snowpiercer is coming back next year and that I’m going to be insufferably obsessive about it and Lena YET AGAIN.
I know it’s months away, but felt that the notice period should reflect the severity of the obsession.
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Miss Audrey : I won't be broken by you. And if we're gonna so this you need to let me break you.
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Layton: Alright, listen up. From now on we will be using codenames to make our operation more legitimate. You can address me as; "Eagle One".
Layton: Zarah, codename; "Been There Done That".
Layton: Josie is; "Currently Doing That".
Layton: Melanie is; "It Happened A Few Times in a Dream".
Layton: Pike, codename; "If I Ha--
Till: Hang on. Melanie is "it happened once in a dream"? You've had fantasies about Melanie?
Layton: Yeah, weren't you listening?
Till: We're talking about Melanie Cavill? Wilford's right hand? The Hospitality bitch? The Nightmare? The woman behind the curtain? Our #1 enemy until she switched sides about five minutes ago? That Melanie?
Layton: ...Yeah. But only in like two positions.
Melanie: I'm honored, Eagle One.
Till: For the love of--
*Bonus: A Few Days Later*
Layton: Alright, so before we get into the nitty-gritty details of how to deal with the Wilford problem, we're gonna have to make some changes to the codenames.
Till: Oh, thank God, he's seen the light.
Audrey: Now don't get ahead of yourself, Eagle Two.
Layton: Right so, Zarah, formerly codenamed "Been There, Done That" has been promoted to, "Been There, Doing That Again".
Pike: Oh, uh. Okay.
Melanie: Congratulations.
Layton: Thanks. Meanwhile, Josie, formerly codenamed "Currently Doing That" will now be known as--
Josie: Look, you can either use my name or don't speak to me at all. I'm sick and tired of your childish games.
Layton: ...We'll go with "Currently Working Through Some Stuff."
Till: *rolls her eyes so hard she can see the back of her skull*
*Bonus, Bonus: A Few More Days Later*
Layton: Thank you all for coming, I just need to update you on some changes to the codenames. Now, Josie formerl--
Till: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AN E-MAIL!
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