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kenandeliza · 3 months

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A Marvel Family Fantasy AU

A few days ago, I randomly dreamt of Drawing Billy and Tawny in a fantasy setting.

Billy was this kid wizard and Tawny was his companion (or an animal to ride on like a horse)

Then it got me thinking, maybe in this setting, Mary could be someone of high status in this fantasy setting (since she's in a rich family in the golden age comics)

I'm inclined to think Freddy would be a captain of a ship for irony-sake but I have a feeling pirates and fantasy settings don't match well?

It's just funny for me to think of him with a peg leg xD

After further discussion with @the-brash-spud :

Warning: Too many text :>

These are the ideas we have so far (if there are quotation marks, those ideas belonged to @the-brash-spud ):

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Maybe Billy and Mary were prince and princess separated by birth, (i'm not sure if its a kidnapping or the baby got lost on his own) but the wizard founded billy and trained him.

At the ripe age of (insert young age below a teenager's), The wizard decided to grant him the power of shazam to turn him into the world's mightiest Wizard!

Captain Marvel!

Wizard dies and then Billy and Tawny have adventures together, maybe helping people along the way (maybe somehow found out that Mary is his sister :p idk)

“ I think you could go angst if you made the wizard get brutally hurt in a battle to protect Billy and the rock of eternity so in a last ditch effort he transports the rock to its own pocket of existence and then giving Billy powers of shazam because its as ready as he'll be able to make the kid :) and it's his last effort for Billy to be protected even if he has to do so himself because he has failed :)) made Billy cry as Wizard turns into dust in Billy’s hands :)))”

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Uncle marvel can be a con-man/thief who took pity on Billy or realiz, teaching Billy that the world isn't always honest and he's like, "Billy, don't always give money to the poor on the streets, sometimes they faked their illness to be lazy”

" Billy: "The man in the shadowy corner needs my help."

Uncle: "No, the hell he doesn't!”"

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How Billy Met Freddy

Billy probably met Freddy in a bar fight. How did the kid get into a bar?

Billy looked at the man exiting the pub with a bottle.

Billy: Ohh! So this is where you get refreshments here! I wonder If they have enough Milk for Tawny..

Pub sign written NO KIDS ALLOWED!"

*Billy can only read magic scrolls and not regular alphabet*

Cue him meeting Freddy (who's armwrestling with one of the people there)

(Insert Bar fight for some reason because The child decided to drink a white cocktail thinking it was milk and the fact that Billy is a Kid)

“Freddie is definitely that kid having his ass thrown out of the bar/pub/inn”

I'd like to think he and his brother are a team, prolly sailed a ship together.

“Yes, they target slave ships. Unless you wanna go different routes. Then, he is focused on certain nations' flags that have a whole lot of red in them

Also, he goes to the bars just to start bar fights over drunks being mean/nasty to the landlady. The landlady doesn't appreciate it bc now she has a broken table and four broken chairs”

Freddy faces the Captain Nazi equivalent of a pirate [Captain Arian? Like Aryan?] XD, Freddy lost his leg the same way, from his encounter with Captain Arian.

Kit (probably a necromancer or a ghost who's cursed to be bound in the ship Freddy's in, making Freddy more attached to the ship) can still summon crewmembers.

Maybe they both meet mary during the birthday ceremony parade

Maybe Mary snuck off from her family (disguise herself as a regular girl, i know, generic plot) and then meet Billy accidentally

Billy: It's my birthday today!

Mary: What a coincidence! It's mine too!

The-brash-spud: “Billy, in his innocence, thinks ,"There must be something to us sharing birthdays!" While Freddy calls him stupid, Billy tries to get a look at the princes and then cue the lung-fu panda rocket incident, but maybe something else more fitting with Freddy being pulled along”

On an unrelated note, i think Billy knew about Freddy's peg legafter either a pirate slashed it clean and Freddy just used it to bonk his head.

Billy is still screaming from the shock and immediately casted healing spells (i'd like to think everything about billy is lightning based- so yes getting struck by lightning is a healing spell for him :D) Freddy got shocked lmao

And what about boarding Tawny on the ship?

Billy:"Please???"

Freddy: "I'm not letting a tiger into my ship."

Kit who absolutely adores animals: "YES"

Freddy:"NO!”

Kit:" Does he love belly rubs??"

Billy:" yes but you have to ask him politely for his permission-”

Freddy rolled his eyes, realizing he has to clean cat fur everyday off from the furnitures.

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How did Mary, a royalty tag along with a kid wizard and a pirate?

“Yeah, I guess forced separation would work better. Hell, go with a scenario that will allow them to have Mary with the parents' blessings as long as she's kept safe (she isn't, but that's because she is the danger herself)”

Mary and Billy: "Yay adventure"

Freddy: "Oh great, now I have to take care of two kids and a tiger in my ship!?"

*Freddy looking at Kit and the kids + a tiger playing together, kit seems happy*

Freddy: "...i guess it's alright..”

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How Freddy and Mary found out about the wizard?

“Hmmmm, maybe Billy takes them to the rock because they were in a pickle, and unforeseen effects happen?

They got surrounded maybe?

Also I can see the aftermath

"You were raised by THE Wizard!? THE Wizard?! A Wizard of legends so often told he is recognisable even if his name was lost?!"

"Oh, his name is Shazam-" *BANG*”

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Hopefully i could draw these AU ideas, I don't plan on making this into a story, i just like the concept that my dream gave my a few days ago and I’m just expanding it. Sorry for too many text xD

I don't mind if you want to add something to this silly lil AU, It's just a fun thing for me to do :p

#dc comics #captain marvel #scenario #scenarios #billy batson #freddy freeman #mary batson #shazam #fantasy au #fantasy #pirate au #kd rambles #kenandeliza's art #shazam au #shazam fantasy au #captain marvel fantasy au

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losttrailsmaps · 1 month

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Nestled amidst rolling hills and ancient forests, the farming village of Oakvale thrives in quiet serenity, where the whispers of nature and the gentle hum of farm life harmonize in perfect tranquility.

Cheers everyone, welcome to another map pack! This pack features 11 total maps, including farmlands, pastures, vineyards, and much more.

You can view the whole map pack here.

Here are some quest ideas to get you started:

The Great Chicken Caper: Villagers are in a panic as their prized chickens have mysteriously vanished overnight, and they task the adventurers with uncovering the mischievous culprit behind the fowl play.

The Potion Predicament: The local alchemist accidentally brewed a potion that causes uncontrollable laughter, and now the villagers need brave souls to track down those affected and find an antidote before the entire village becomes a giggling mess.

The Curse of the Cursed Cows: A prankster wizard has cursed the village's dairy cows to produce chocolate milk, much to the delight of the children but causing chaos for the farmers; the adventurers must find a way to reverse the spell before the cows start producing other unexpected flavors.

The Quest for the Lost Socks: Villagers are convinced that a mischievous creature is stealing their socks from the clothesline, and they recruit adventurers to venture into the nearby enchanted forest to reclaim their missing footwear.

#roll20 #battlemap #dnd #pathfinder #ttrpg #battlemaps #dnd maps #dnd stuff #wargaming #minatures #dungeons and dragons #vtt #dungeon master #battle map #vtt tokens #dnd5e

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desires-of-chain · 10 months

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Secret Weapon

“Imagine saying yes sir/no sir to either Time or Warriors.”

So I did. With Warriors. I should also be asleep right now but yee ask and yee shall have! Enjoy ;^)

- Wizard anon

Content: gender neutral reader, semi public sex (in an alley where they dgaf about being quiet), and of course, use of titles. Word count: 677

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You said it as a joke. A sarcastic remark, eye roll and all. Warriors had been giving orders all day, making sure everything was in order and everyone had their delegated supplies. Perhaps he was being a bit stubborn, a bit bossy even, but it's not easy organising rations, medkits, potions, magical items, and general travel gear for nine rambunctious heroes whose general approach to adventuring is ‘winging it’ and nothing more half the time! Especially since you've joined their group, the wallet balancing for the items you specifically require has caused a headache on more than one occasion. (That is partially his fault, he knows. Perhaps he put an extra potion for you in the budget. And some sweets. Nobody's checking him on it.)

Whether you meant it seriously as not, it doesn't change what you said completely blindsided him with how fucking turned on it left him.

“Pack all of this in a smaller travel pouch, for easy access. Spare clothes go in a bigger bag, but keep a small towel on you at all times just in case. And don't forget the potions - those in a quick access pouch too.”

“Yes, sir.”

Plenty of people have called him sir before. It’s a secondary title that comes along with being a Captain. A polite way to address someone you do not know in mixed company, too. But there's something about it coming out of your mouth. Something that alights inside him like nothing else.

He has you pinned to the wall in an alley. The group is supposed to be leaving the town within the hour, but he's balls deep inside you, breath hot against your neck as you twitch around him, hands pulling at his hair.

“Say it again, darling, fuck… does it feel good?”

“Yes, sir, so good..!”

He groans, his grip on your waist tightening to bruise as he pistons inside you. You whine, and he doesn't care that someone may hear. He wants to keep hearing your pretty voice say his title over and over and over. And oh, does it sound divine.

Warriors continues to pound into you, kissing and sucking your neck to feel your words against his lips. When a desperate “sir, please” tumbles out of your mouth for the first time, he bites down and goes even faster, rhythm lost in chasing his own pleasure. The things a simple three letter word does to him, when out of your mouth - he's never going to be able to hear it normally again. The next party he has to go to? It’s going to fill his mind with your moans and gasps and how you milk his cock in this moment, each time he hears it. You've ruined him.

With one more gasp, you orgasm, shuddering around him as he continues to chase his own building pleasure. He pulls out at the last moment, spilling all over his hand with a groan. Some unfortunately gets on your tunic, but you're too busy catching your breath to notice.

You both take a second to breathe, and bask in the afterglow.

“So. How long has that got you going for? Surely you haven't been getting a boner every time someone respects your rank.”

He groans, this time not out of pleasure.

“I don't even know where it came from. Just… don’t tell anyone.”

“Oh, no, this will be my personal secret weapon. I'm keeping this knowledge and using it later. Absolutely - you won’t survive this, gorgeous.” The petname does not dampen the threat, and he silently prays to the gods above that you at least behave in front of the rest of the group.

The prayer is interrupted by your “Aw, man, we got jizz on my tunic! I washed this yesterday.”

He laughs. “Good thing you listened to my instructions and packed a small towel on you, right?”

Your face lights up. At least you were paying attention to everything he said, not just the embarrassing bits. Not that he's complaining. He will want to hear it again. Hopefully soon.

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Time for me to ascend again, I guess 🥴

#submission #.bea answers #🧙 anon #smut #link x reader smut #link x reader #loz link x reader #loz x reader #loz smut

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shadowyricecake · 2 months

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Exploding butterfly shrooms

⊹ ۪ 𖥔 ˑ ִ ֗ ִ ۫ ˑ⊹ ۪ ﾟ｡⋆☾ ִ ֗ ִ ۫ ˑ｡⊹ ۪ 𖥔 ˑ ִ ֗ ִ ۫ ˑ⊹ ۪ 𖥔 ˑ ִ ֗ ִ ۫ ˑ⊹ ۪ ﾟ｡⋆☾ ִ ֗ ִ ۫ ˑ｡⊹ ۪ 𖥔 ˑ ִ ֗ ִ ۫

Hogwarts au ⋆⭒˚｡⋆ Jay x reader SNEAK : Rivals Y/n & Jay? Detention = torture. But a forbidden forest adventure & a hungry Bugbear spark something unexpected... maybe even love? WARNING: This story contains mentions of bugbears, blood sucking creatures, and close calls in the Forbidden Forest. Proceed with caution...or a Patronus Charm at the ready ━━━━★. *･｡ﾟ✧⁺

Part 1 | Part 2 (coming soon)

‎‧₊˚✧["So It's Now Or Never, Isn't It?"]✧˚₊‧

"Merlin's beard! That pitch!" I hollered, practically sprinting towards the Quidditch field with my team trailing behind. A week of wrangling with the booking gnomes, and finally, the pitch was ours... or so I thought! Those slimy Slytherins, of course, occupying the pitch at our precious time slot!

"PARK JONGSEONG!" I bellowed, my voice reaching octaves previously unknown. The smug git himself, with his signature infuriating smirk, sauntered over.

"Well, well, well," I began, frustration bubbling like a cauldron on high heat. "Isn't this a surprise? Our appointed hour, and here you Slytherins are, playing house on our pitch!"

Park just chuckled, that annoying, arrogant sound that could curdle milk. "Not anymore, it seems, Gryffindor."

"Not anymore? What d'you mean, 'not anymore'? I booked this pitch ages ago! Get your broomsticks and yourselves off this turf, or Madam Hooch will be hearing all about it!"

Park feigned a dramatic gasp, clutching his robes. "Oh no, please, Gryffindor, don't tell Madam Hooch! Whatever will become of me?" he whimpered in a sickeningly sarcastic voice. His little team, of course, erupted in laughter, the sound like hyenas feasting on a particularly juicy Crumple-Horned Snorkack.

Frustration bubbled over. This weasel wasn't stealing our pitch without a fight. "Tarantallegra!" I shouted, aiming for Jay's kneecaps. But the weasel dodged like a greased ferret. The next thing I knew, spells were flying faster than a rogue bludger in a crowded match. Let's just say Park puts up a decent fight.

Our little(not-so-little) duel attracted quite the crowd – students, ghosts (probably Peeves, placing bets), even a couple of professors with that "not this again" look on their faces – even Professor McGonagall materialized out of thin air, looking like she'd just swallowed a lemon.

"ENOUGH!" she roared, her voice cracking like a whip. We both froze, wands sputtering. "Detention! Three weeks! No arguments!" she declared before turning to the gawking crowd. "Don't you all have classes to be in ? Shoo!" ”Now both of you, off to my office before I take anymore points from your precious houses!”

We stood there, glaring at each other like grumpy pixies guarding their treasure, detention looming over our heads like a Dementor's kiss

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(In Professor McGonagall's office)

"He started it!" I protested, the injustice burning a hole in my pocket.

"You jinxed me first!" Park countered, a pout forming on his face.

"Only because you stole our pitch!" I retorted, my voice rising.

"Well, I wouldn't have had to if—"

"Enough!" Professor McGonagall interjected, her voice like nails on a chalkboard.

"You two cause more mayhem than a pack of pixies on sugar quills! Settle this like civilized witches and wizards, or I'll be stripping you both of your precious Quidditch captaincies !”

That escalated quickly. Looks like I had a choice to make – swallow my pride and work with Park, or say goodbye to leading the Gryffindor Quidditch team to victory. We slunk out of the office. Park opened his mouth to speak, but I cut him off.

"Look, I don't have time for this, and I definitely don't want to lose my captaincy."

"Neither do I," Park grumbled.

"So, truce?" I sighed, extending a hand towards him.

Park stared at it for a moment, then shook it… but not before shooting a stinging hex at my palm with a smirk. "Did you not hear Professor McGonagall, Potter? Dimwitted as ever, I see.”

Jay, the rotten scoundrel, just grinned. Looks like this whole "working together" thing was going to be a real laugh riot.

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Three days into our shared detention purgatory, and I already wanted to shove a Snitch up Park's nose. Professor McGonagall, in a cruel twist of fate, decided to make our schedules identical for "maximum cooperation." Joy. That meant I was stuck with his pointy-haired self from sunrise to curfew. I'm stuck with Jay for the entirety of every day, from Herbology to bloody History of Magic (turns out Park's idea of polite is asking if I want my fingernails clipped… with his wand).

So here I am, chilling in the Hidden Garden (well, not exactly hidden, but most students are oblivious) . Mealtimes are the only escape from Park's annoyingly perfect presence. As I lie here contemplating the wonders of the cosmos (and how much I loathe jay), it dawns on me – this all started in second year, when we were both Seekers with a competitive streak a mile long. Ever since then, it's been non-stop bickering.

Maybe it's because he's got it all – looks, quidditch skills, top grades (the git). Me? Well, at least I'm good at Quidditch and jinxing self-important Slytherins. The rest is, well, a work in progress.

As I drifted off under the warm sun, an object landed on my chest. A… sandwich? I looked up to see ………..Jay ? , his expression unreadable.

"Last time you offered me food, I ended up in the hospital wing," I said, eyeing the sandwich with suspicion. "Not falling for that again, Park."

"Relax, I didn’t do anything to it. It's just a sandwich. We need to be able to tell Flobberworms from decent ones for detention, remember? Besides, if you faint from hunger, I'll have to do all the work."

"Why would you care?" I scoffed.

"Care about you? Don't be ridiculous , if you faint from hunger, I'll have to do all the work. This is purely out of self-preservation." ”Sure, Park. Whatever you say”

But maybe, just maybe, there was a hint of something… not-completely-unpleasant in his eyes. Nah. Must be the fumes from the greenhouses or maybe the Hungarian Horntail droppings they made us clean up.

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Detention with in the forbidden forest? Sign me up! This time, we weren't stuck weeding Herbology greenhouses or scraping Flobberworm mucus off toadstools (although, knowing our luck, that was probably next). I practically skipped alongside Hagrid, a giddy smile plastered on my face to snag some Exploding Shrumpheads – those funky fungi used in Fire-Protection Charms. Meanwhile, Jay shuffled behind us like a lost Puffskew.

"Alright, you lot," Hagrid boomed, his voice somehow even louder than usual in the eerie silence of the forest. "Remember, stick close, and those Burst-Caps you're after? Grab 'em quick and careful. Nasty little buggers can give you a right singin' in the ears if you don't handle 'em proper."

Jay, raised an eyebrow. "But Hagrid, where are you going? Aren't you supposed to, you know, supervise us or somethin ?"

Hagrid scratched his beard, a thoughtful look on his massive face. "Well, now, there's a bit of a... situation with Fang and a particularly plump Hippogriff down by the lake. Shouldn't take long, though! You lot just be good and I'll be back before you can say 'Flibbertigibbet!'" With that, he vanished into the oppressive darkness of the forest, leaving us bathed in an unsettling silence .

"Let's just get this over with," Jay grumbled, carefully plucking a mushroom.

He clearly wasn't thrilled. A smug smile played on my lips. "Scared, are you?"

He shot me an irritated look before returning to his task. We worked in eerie silence, broken only by the hooting of owls and the rustle of unseen creatures. As I approached a tree brimming with mushrooms, a sudden yank pulled me back. A hand clamped over my mouth, stifling my scream. Panic jolted through me, but a familiar cologne told me it was Jay.

"Don't move," he whispered urgently in my ear. "Blood-sucking Bugbear."

Peeking through the leaves, I saw it – a hulking monstrosity with razor-sharp claws tearing into a deer antler. It was unlike anything I'd ever seen in a textbook. Pure terror locked my legs in place.

Jay grabbed me, leading us away with silent urgency, but with a sickening crunch, one of us stepped on a Bursting Mushroom. The resulting explosion covered us with burns and spores ,echoed through the trees, and the Bugbear whipped its head towards us, glowing red eyes fixated on its new prey. We were trapped, the forest alive with a new kind of fear. Run. That was the only thought in our heads. We sprinted through the dense undergrowth, dodging rocks and branches, the Bugbear's roar a terrifying symphony of hunger close behind.

Suddenly, Jay scooped me up and hurled us both onto a thick branch high above the forest floor. We clung to the tree , gasping for breath, as the Bugbear lumbered below, searching for us with its glowing red eyes. Fear, cold and primal, coiled in my gut. Our breaths came in ragged gasps as we hear the Bugbear's frustrated roars echoing around us. Some time passed as we tried to settle our racing hearts and ragged breathing .

I registered our position. I was pressed against Jay's chest, his arm wrapped protectively around me. My heart hammered a frantic rhythm against his, his own racing beneath my cheek. The terror had morphed into something else – a strange awareness of him, of the warmth radiating from his body… But that could wait. Right now, all that mattered was escaping the hungry beast below.

╰─ - ̗̀ entry will update soon… ░༄ quote. 🥡

┆🥘┆🍙 ┆🍮 ✧─── ･｡ﾟ★: .✦ . :★. ───✧ ☆ "quote"

#enhypen #enhypen ff #enhypen x reader #enhypen imagines #enhypen jay #park jongseong #jay ff #jongseong x reader #jay enhypen #Hogwarts #jongseong ff #enhypen hogwarts au #enhypen jay ff

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themidnightghoul · 2 months

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pls give me your fantasy ghoul ideas

I uh, went a bit hard at this so all my thoughts are under the cut because I wrote almost 1K words about fantasy Ghouls oops.

-Swiss bought the tavern five years ago after retiring from adventuring. He was tired of getting hurt and having to heal after especially intense quests so he took the money he had been saving and bought an abandoned tavern in his favorite town.

-He loves to work behind the bar! Getting to put his talents as a Bard to good use by sweet talking his patrons is one of his favorite things to do. Plus, they all love how charming he is and always tip him well.

-He’s been known to bring out his lute on occasion and play some of the songs he wrote while adventuring. People love to hear about the things he had experienced out in the world and he gets to perform again so it’s a win for everyone.

-Dew was part of his old adventuring party and he stuck around to help out with the tavern after Swiss bought it but he got tired of working pretty quickly and found that his talents were in playing cards! So now he spends nights beating patrons in card games and taking their money.

-When the tavern opened, he started a tab and told Swiss he’d pay it at some point. That was five years ago and Swiss hasn’t seen a single coin yet.

-Aether was a traveler passing through town and stayed at the tavern for a night. Dew beat him in cards and Aether immediately fell in love with the firey Wizard, deciding that he didn’t need to be anywhere but wherever Dew was.

-Swiss hired him as a bouncer and it gives Aether the chance to put his Barbarian skills to use.

-Dew will occasionally pick fights with patrons just to see Aether whoop ass and throw them out of the tavern. He loves it when he gets to see him use every one of those beautiful muscles of his.

-Mountain is a Druid who lives on the outskirts of town. He makes potions and sells them to the local shops and makes teas for Swiss to serve in the tavern.

-He loves to Wild Shape into a cat and walk along the bar top to annoy Swiss. But he always sets out a bowl of milk for Mountain to drink from and gives him pets.

-Phantom is a Necromancer who was hired to deal with a slight undead issue in the towns graveyard. The skeletons wouldn’t stay in their graves, it was a big deal.

-They stopped at Swiss’ tavern on the way into town to ask for directions and fell head over heels for Swiss and his smile. At first, they just really liked his teeth, but the more they would get him to smile and laugh, the harder they fell. They love to tell Swiss silly puns to get him to laugh.

-After the skeletons were laid to rest and the wayward Wizard was dealt with (he was raising the dead to try and impress a girl but realized he couldn’t control them and just hid in his house until it was handled), Phantom decided they wanted to stay in town to be with Swiss.

-The two live above the tavern and Swiss has to constantly tell them no, they cannot have his teeth while he’s still using them no matter how pretty they think they are.

-Swiss will never admit it but he loves how strange and unsettling Phantom is.

-Rain is a weather Wizard! He travels to nearby towns to help with managing the weather for successful harvests.

-He also has siren abilities and has been known to swim out in the ocean and lure unsuspecting sailors to their deaths when he gets hungry for human flesh. Dew thinks it’s hot as hell.

-Dew and Rain got into it once (Fire and Water, you know how it goes sometimes) and Rain zapped him with a lightning bolt (not strong enough to kill him, just enough to make a point). Dew’s been hopelessly in love with him ever since.

-Cirrus is a Cleric and works as a healer in town. It’s small but she loves to help people with her gifts. She gets her potions and healing herbs from Mountain. He’s teaching her how to care for the special herbs he uses to craft his potions and she loves it.

-Cumulus is a Fighter and met Cirrus after she took a nasty hit from a troll a few years ago. The two are attached and one is never seen without the other.

-They spend weekends at the tavern and will sing as entertainment. Any tips they get go straight to Swiss because they love the tavern and want to help him keep it going as long as they can.

-Aurora is a Rogue and an assassin for hire. Her claws are deadly but her smile is absolutely killer.

-She met Swiss when she was hired to kill Dew (he beat someone at cards and took their house because they were stupid enough to bet it thinking they would win and hey, it’s not his fault he’s really good at cards, right?) but got her ass beat by Aether.

-Her and Phantom are absolute chaos together. They like to go with her when she’s hired out and they’ll steal teeth from whoever she kills like a little trophy. Swiss is unsettled by it but it makes them happy so who is he to stop them, right?

-Aurora loves to dance when Swiss performs at the tavern! She’s been known to pickpocket patrons but they never notice because how could they pay attention to anything else when a hot little Tiefling is dancing right in front of them?

#midnight answers #im a nerd for fantasy ghouls oh my god #i could probably go on even more #but i figured this was a good start #just remember you asked to hear my ideas okay #fantasy ghouls #swiss ghoul #phantom ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #rain ghoul #aether ghoul #mountain ghoul #aurora ghoulette #cirrus ghoulette #cumulus ghoulette

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autisticchaosyippee · 1 month

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INTERLOCKED HEARTS ASK BOX IS NOW OPEN!: yes this is another shadowvanilla au but they’re not the main folks this time! (They’ll still answer questions dw)

MEET CARAMEL CHOUX COOKIE AND WIZARD COOKIE! They are the main runners of the ask box this time! Just two best friends going on an adventure to find out the truth about their past!

Caramel choux doesn’t know this but…she’s actually the daughter of Pv and princess of the vanilla kingdom! As for wizard..he is shadow milks only son…thus makeing him the prince of deceit, but he doesn’t know that yet!

Feel free to ask any of them questions!

#shadow milk cookie #cr kingdom #pure vanilla cookie #pureshadow #shadowvanilla #help #gays #vanilla milkshake

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macabrecabra · 3 months

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A suggestion from Bluesky this time was to get money and food from someone shady who underestimates Milk....

Who better than their older sibling Fuxi who is an accomplished Rogue Sneaky Bastard?

Also Milk spends their money VERY responsibly on STYLE.

Now that Milk has money AND hot cocoa, what should he do next??

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Milk's Wizard Adventure updates on Wednesday and is tagged as "Milks's Wizard Adventure" on my blog if you want to follow this powerful wizard on his path to ADVENTURE!

#Milk's Wizard Adventure #Wizard Wednesday #DnD #Obscuraverse #lil Grim #Milk the Wizard #Fuxi #Milk now has money and hot cocoa

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verosvault · 2 months

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🚨SPOILERS FOR FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 6🚨

Dimension20 "Fantasy High Junior Year"

Episode 6 "Party Politics"

Timestamp: 1:18:17

Video Length: 2min. & 45sec.

Broken Cloud Rider Engine (Pt. 1 | ‣Pt. 2)

Gorgug: "I feel like someone just pushed him into the machine, 'cause he's so blazed."

Fig: "Who was he down there with? Do you have security cameras?" *points to Fabian*

Lou: "Does my dad have security cameras?"

Brennan: "Yeah. If you run it back, you see there's people down there. There's a bunch of kids down there. You don't see any of the Rat Grinders."

Emily: "Mm-hm."

Brennan: "The kids are down there, they're smoking, they're talking, and after a certain point, you see a bunch of ice mephits fly in and start ginning up the kids. Start getting the kids ginned up and rowdy, and then they start wrestling. The ice mephits are nut tapping people and blowing frost on their faces, just getting people riled up."

(Siobhan's face when Brennan mentioned the ice mephits! 💀✋)

Emily: "This would be very, very convenient if you're a conjuration wizard and you wanted to imitate someone else."

Siobhan asks if Adaine can tell if the ice mephits are hers. 👀

Brennan asks for an arcana check. It'll be hard to tell just by looking through a security camera. 🥲

Siobhan rolls a 13 arcana 😭✋

Brennan: "Unfortunately, as far as you can tell, these are your ice mephits."

Adaine apologizes to Fabian. Fabian says that it's fine.

Ally: "They just get everyone excited, and then someone accidentally–?"

Brennan: "You see a couple of the ice mephits join in to tip the box over.

Investigation checks as everyone sees the box get tipped over! DC25! 😭✋

Riz gets a 21 😭

Brennan: "You're looking at it. Mephits, a couple of wrestling kids in the basement. Box goes over. Something." 🥲🥲🥲

Murph: "Okay, something that helps you fly."

Fig tells Fabian that he needs to stay on the Ivy beat and asks if he's willing to do it. 💀💀

Fabian says he is! 😂💀

Ally to Murph: "Did they[Rat Grinders] steal it for their adventuring party?"

Gorgug to Fabian about Ivy 😂: "You might have to go out on dates with her." 🤣😭💀

Fabian: "I'll do that. Yeah, I'm down."

Murph's "I'VE REALIZED SOMETHING" FACE! 😭✋

Ally to Murph: "Are they[Rat Grinders] gonna use it?"

Murph: "Wait a second. All of the...Everyone...This has not anything to do with the little machine that was stolen, but people from their team wanted us...Max, who was acting strange, everyone wanted us to do drugs. Is it possible they're trying to get us kicked out of our various clubs?"

Zac: "I think Kipperlilly was here."

Ally: "Trying to get us kicked out? Oh!"

Zac: "Trying to get a picture of us taking drugs."

Murph: "Yep. Yep."

Siobhan: "Are we not supposed to take drugs? We murder people."

Emily: "Would we get in trouble?"

Siobhan: "We're now allowed to take drugs?"

Zac: "Maybe if you're running for office."

Brennan: "Well, here's the thing. It never would've been a problem when Arthur Aguefort was principal."

Fabian: "Did any of us do drugs?"

Adaine: "You did!" 😭✋

Riz: "No, you said you were going to, and then you were interrupted."

Zac: "Snuff is just tobacco, right?"

Lou: "Yeah, snuff's, I mean-"

Fig to Kristen: "You never actually went down, right?"

Kristen: "No, I never went."

Adaine: "And we were drinking, which is illegal."

Fig to Kristen: "You almost did."

Fabian: "Oh, it's milk. It's bad baby milk. It's mostly milk."

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batrachised · 2 months

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Adventures in Maud’s Recipes

Baking Powder Biscuits

The Recipe

Having publicly sworn to make another LM Montgomery recipe during my time off, I set my sights on this week after finding myself with a free block of time. Since I’m moving, I selected a recipe that wouldn’t pinch my wallet too much (i.e., was made of up ingredients I already had) and one that didn’t seem too involved. The end choice? Baking powder biscuits! I have to admit, I was somewhat suspicious of how simple this recipe was. The ingredients are flour, baking powder, salt, butter, milk – and that’s it. I am no biscuit expert, but I eyed the list critically. Shouldn’t there be…I don’t know…sugar? Yeast or something? Eggs? Nevertheless, the shortness of the recipe was a plus, and plus I had a hankering for biscuits (I AM southern).

The Results

I’m proud to say, this is a recipe where, as the unassuming expert grandma cook in the kitchen would say, I “eyeballed it.” Jane Stuart, I am ascending to your level. The recipe called for butter and shortening; I merrily chose to just use butter – after all, shortening?? In this economy?? The recipe asked for ¾ a cup of milk; I (gasp) just poured the milk into the measuring cup I had for flour until it looked mostly full. The recipe said to mix in the butter with a fork; nay, said I, I shall knead it with my hands (this was out of laziness, not expertise, but we’ll keep that on the downlow). The recipe said to roll out the dough to one inch thickness then cut out with a flour covered cutter; I just patted out some vaguely similar dough patties.

What resulted was a rather scraggly looking dough. It didn’t like itself very much. It didn’t meld together super well; it was like scraps of dough stacked on top of each other in an attempt of melding, about as united as a politician making a public appearance with their family after a cheating scandal.

I threw it in the oven for 12 minutes and hoped for the best. By this point, I knew better than to doubt our famed Lucy Maud. I had doubted before, and gotten suitably “blessed are they who believe without seeing”-ed in a manner to rival the apostle Thomas. Sure enough, the kitchen grew scented with that heavenly baked goods smell.

What came out were these biscuits that I thought looked rather adorably like clouds:

Of course, biscuits are not supposed to look like clouds, but that’s what an imagination is for. Anne Shirley taught me too well to be disappointed in that! It was time for the taste test.

The Reviews

If it tells you anything, I had already eaten four within ten minutes of them coming out of the oven. They had a nice buttery flavor to them, and drizzled with honey, they tasted divine. What’s more, they were incredibly easy to make (a favorite culinary combination on my part). They probably took less than ten minutes to throw together.

Wizard hat roommate and Clifford roommate concurred; Clifford roommate described them as “incredible,” and the entire batch was gone by the next morning. We have yet another triumph! Lucy Maud stays winning. (We’ll ignore the salmon jello, even as I have an increasingly sick curiosity about it).

I will say, however, that this win comes with a caveat. It was my observance that these did not keep super well. They tasted superb straight out of the oven; good a few hours later; rather dry the next morning. Probably simple enough to place a damp paper towel over them in the microwave and steam them up without drying them out, but these biscuits come with a sunset provision. Much like Mr. Lynde, their hours are numbered.

So, final reviews? Well, if a zero is having to put goose grease on your heels after your first moonlit romance, and a ten is getting puffed sleeves before a fairy queen recital, I’d rate this a golden picnic with the not so poetical sandwiches included

#i did in fact make these again within a day #if that tells you anything #they're just SO easy to make and then you have hot bread lolol #batrachised bakes

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twoflowersdeadwife · 1 year

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...or maybe the Lady is actually Rincewind's Mother/Creator

Clues:

Rincewind's self-proclaimed middle name is Luck (first name Bad)

He is described as a "luck sink" in Unseen Academicals (and what do you do in a sink? rinse! not a clue, just a pun)

He gets into dangerous situations (bad luck) but then always survives them (good luck)

Rincewind's mother ran away before he was born-- if taken literally, then this could only occur with magic, so his mother was either a time travelling witch or a goddess

He kept encountering the Number 8, which is considered unlucky to wizards due to the Octavo; 8 looks like an infinity symbol and also sort of like a woman's body -- who is an immortal 'woman'? The Lady (this one is kind of a stretch, I admit)

The Lady has green eyes, some of the official art portrays Rincewind with green eyes

But then who is Rincewind's father if the Lady is his mother? (if a father is even required in this situation) Possible candidates include:

Fate - an enemies-to-rivals-who-fuck romance that produced a child, Rincewind, whose fate is adventure and danger but who also has the good luck to survive it all. (yeah, Fate tried to get Rincewind and Twoflower killed, but maybe he didn't know or even didn't care Rincewind was his son)

Lavaeolus, the Rinser of Winds - who had to go on an oddessey (misspelling intentional) to get home. Maybe the Lady played the role of Circe in his journey, and Rincewind was born as a result (many years in the future, because the Lady decided she needed him at that time for her games with the other gods)

Bill Rincewind - who then, upon finding out he--who as a wizard is meant to be celibate--got a woman pregnant, went out for milk/cigarettes/beer and took the 'wrong' boat, ending up in Fourecks (this is a crack theory)

#rincewind #discworld #the light fantastic #the colour of magic #interesting times #unseen academicals #Discworld: Eric #Discworld: the Lady #The Lady #Discworld: Lavaeolus #discworld meta #discworld theory

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misc-obeyme · 4 months

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various chats mention "bufo egg milk tea" as the devildom version of tapioca/boba and for a long time i assumed it was just a made up word for some devildom animal. fast forward to me looking up various real life animals for non-obey me and to my surprise bufo is just latin for toad!

Anon, this is absolutely hilarious to me! Because as it turns out, I discovered that the word bufo actually meant something in a similar way, but it was quite some time before I started playing Obey Me.

I first encountered the word bufo while watching Adventure Time where there was a character who was a wizard by the name of Bufo. He was, you guessed it, a toad. But I just figured they made it up. I mean it sounds like a wizard name & that show was all over the place so I never once suspected there was anything more to it than that.

And then I think it was years later, I was researching constellations… you know, like you do. And I discovered that there are actually a lot of what they call obsolete constellations - ones that someone made up but that nobody really uses anymore. And one of those was, in fact, Bufo, the toad. I just about lost my mind. I was like WAIT the toad wizard’s name was Toad?!?

This is so funny to me because it’s very similar to your experience it just happened in a slightly different way lol.

But as I’m sure you discovered, there’s apparently a whole genus of toad that they call bufo?? I shouldn’t be surprised they’re always using Latin words for genus and species names.

Now my question is this. Are these demons really out here drinking toad egg milk tea? Or is that just what they call tapioca? Like it’s the same thing as boba but they call it bufo eggs because they’re demons & it fits the theme? Or they are drinking literal toad eggs??? Because yo… I mean okay they do kinda look like boba. And it’s not like humans don’t eat fish eggs so… maybe it’s good? I dunno, I like my milk tea sweet & for some reason toad eggs sound like they’d be salty lol.

It’s kind of like that time they said Satan flew off the handle due to some issue with a “La Mort de Socrate” pizza. Like?? Guys, that’s the name of a neoclassical painting. At least toad eggs are probably edible? What the hell is that pizza supposed to taste like???

But then they also have things like black tapir? That is an actual animal that exists. I don’t know if people eat it, though.

And then there’s Quetzalcoatl brains. That is the name of an Aztec deity. Often depicted as a feathered serpent, so I can only assume it’s supposed to be some kind of equivalent to mythical snake brains??

Okay okay sorry I got a little off topic lol. I just find quite a lot of the things they use to name foods somewhat baffling. But thank you for sharing your discovery with me, anon, it made me giggle! And now perhaps others too can know the truth of the toad eggs lol.

Though now I’m like what other such nonsensical things are they naming Devildom foods that I’m probably unaware of…

Anyway, I was going to include a picture of toad eggs, but… yeah it’s kinda gross. Y’all can look that up yourselves if you want. But here’s Bufo the Wizard instead.

#honestly the stuff they come up with for this game sometimes #I’m always using the om wiki to look up names of things for fics too #I make them up occasionally but I prefer to use one of the crazy things already in existence lol #obey me #obey me nightbringer #anon asks #misc answers

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