Shen Jiu: *pushes Bingge into the Abyss*
Luo Bingge: You KICK Binghe? You kick his body like the football? Oh! Oh! Human stick for Shizun!
Human stick for Shizun for One Thousand years!!!!
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What is your icon from
Which of your drawings
it's from the first batch of fanart i drew when i originally got into drv3! it's almost a year old now heh
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Alternate ending to Under the Red Hood where Bruce fucks up the ultimatum scene by virtue of the fact that he has never used a gun before. I can't decide if it's funnier if he decides to kill the Joker and shoots Jason in the arm instead or if he accidentally shoots the Joker and is just like. Better commit to the bit.
Scenario 1:
Bruce, literally refuses to touch a gun, suddenly holding a gun: oh no. I have to choose between my son and the joker, I cannot let Jason die again. I have to do it
*Shoots Jason*
Jason: WHAT THE FUCK OW-
Bruce: I DIDN'T MEAN TO-
Jason: I KNEW YOU HATED ME BUT DID YOU HAVE TO SHOOT ME ABOUT IT?
Bruce: I DIDN'T MEAN TO IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Jason: ARE YOU KIDDING ME-
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Scenario 2
Bruce, accidentally killing the Joker because he, on purpose, never learned how to handle a gun: oh shit-
Jason, eyes wide: you actually killed the joker for me? 🥹
Bruce:
Bruce, dying inside: y-yes. i killed someone with Gun. on purpose. yeah...
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Haha Lias old white boy
I pour milk on him
Haha get milked white b-
My lawyer has advised I not continue this joke
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I'm also going to be doing OC kiss week :3c
Day 1 is Balthazar and Vio... up to their usual nonsense. Photos taken 2 seconds before Balthazar is knocked on his ass for being an asshole. Their early dynamic is just fun like that.
As always, Balthazar belongs to @outeremissary. They will make a return this week.
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[Image ID
Panel 1
Octavia, with a look of realization" "Ohh! I see!"
Panel 2:
Octavia points directly at Vio (who stands uncomfortably with a confused Tristian at his side). Balthazar is in the background watching the exchange with curiosity.
Octavia: "You're into younger men!"
Vio: Please don't say it like that.
Panel 3
Vio buries his head in his hands, wings covering his face. Balthazar has drifted in to lean over Vio's shoulder with an amused smirk.
Octavia: "Am I wrong?"
Tristian (being spoken over): Actually, I'm -
Vio: Please. /End ID]
At this point I don't even remember when I started this because it was so long ago but finally. My tribute to a truly beloved post @mountainashfae this does live in my head rent free
[Image ID:
Octavia: "Oh, I see! You're into younger men!"
Vio: "Please don't say it like that."
Octavia: "Am I incorrect?"
Vio: "Please." /End ID]
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I have no idea what the hell harvest moon even is
repost from @here-be-lucien
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Miette checked the other dumpster around the waterfront and found a salvageable tarp shower!
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/lh internet, explaining to me gently: miette is a real cat not the cat from barbie and the three musketeers
me, my eyes enormous: you BETRAY miette? you betray her like the stranger? oh! oh! jail for internet! jail for internet for One Thousand Years!!!! /lh
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