The Next 365 Days (2022)
This series has been a rollercoaster. And this final installment has been a series of those slanting turns that feel like they will turn into loops but never do. That said I will miss this.
This is no real order. Just my brain processing what I'm watching.
Spoilers. Duh!
Massimo be threatening anybody.
So how long do you stay after the decree is handed down? Until either party can't handle the awkwardness?
Massimo won't bang her because she got shot, but had no problem banging her for hours when she had a heart condition.
Plot, actual plot!
Not shoes on the bed. oh no no no no!
Laura is dedicated to these Fiacchi drawers.
Shower in the same space as the master suite seems sexy, until Aunt Irma comes to visit and you've got a clot coming out.
What's the NDA like for house staff?
Be quiet? Sir they were behind a thin curtin in a metal tube, 20,000 feet in the air, listening to you get a very aggressive blow job from a random flight attendant. Trust and believe sex with your wife is the most normal thing they could hear.
Also there is an employee orgy in this movie.
I love the intimacy of Laura and Olga's friendship.
Once again, every pair of sunglasses is fire.
The music is better.
The Torricelli's are in the business of Drugs, clubs(dance, strip, & both), restaurants, gambling, blackmail, and wine. Diversify.
Labels restaurant bad, proceeds to show delicious looking food, attentive service and nice atmosphere.
No Domenico sexiness? Really no Domenico. Instead we get a bunch more Tommy. Who the fuck even is that? It's bull shit.
We should've seen Laura and Massimo dance together.
We never see them happy and domestic together.
That whispered "My fault". Whew.
Him carrying her to bed. Aww.
Smart houses. Bad idea. When the wifi goes out the house is done for.
Him in them low sitting black track pants go straight the vagina every time.
Mass: Leave.
Laura: Stay.
Me as the stripper:
Should've done a handy at the club. Also the song is good.
Not her happy and smiling in the Nacho fantasy. Uh oh.
Wake up head. The best.
No marmalade for you.
Who is Giuseppe and how is he still alive if he keeps fucking up?
Massimo in the shower. Give me more.
He tossed that band and them glasses down like a toddler.
What man thought having business meeting in strip clubs was cool? He needs to be on a list. That's weirdo behavior.
Someone get Olga a brush. Three movies and not once have they combed her hair.
They really said let's make Laura and her new business partner look exactly alike. I was so confused.
So much Domenico and Olga wedding planning only to see no wedding.
This was very light on the ho antics.
Why is Domenico not the guy at the tennis court. Tommy is a little too fresh with Massimo for me.
Since when did Olga start calling her Lari? 2 whole movies not once all of a sudden she never says Laura. Same for Olo.
Not this heffa shoulder checking my man. He has the right to be upset. He didn't cheat on you and you ran off with another man.
What the fuck is this coked up sex orgy? Are you all not coworkers. What's Monday like? *avoiding eyes because you're sure watching your colleague get his ass are made your dick just a little harder*
Blowhole tits gimp.
Tommy left so quick. He said, "I have a wife and a new born at home. Y'all be easy."
I love Massimo resisting temptation as he has flashbacks to the night at the club with Laura.
I'll hide you with my body. Proceeds to scream and draw attention to self.
Olga is not they type of friend you take everywhere.
I thought the designer was banging Nacho.
He was cute.
Why is Olga getting the fashion expo invitation. Why not the designer and why is she not going? What is Laura's position here?
The designer hates Laura. Why did she sell a portion of the business if she wasn't interested? Was it blackmail? Was she desperate for the money?
I'm genuinely upset that she cheated. On the verge of tears. I need to go touch grass
Thought that was Laura and Mass having make up sex. Very disappointed it was not.
The state of this hotel room. Clean it up.
Marcello! I thought his name was Ignacio hence Nacho. Maybe it's his middle name.
That's not his sister! They were necking.
I thought Domenico was going to show up with a sexy surprise for Olga. At least catch her flirting with other guys and fuck it out of her.
Three indecipherable accents. Polish, Italian, and Spanish.
Dream Nacho be putting it down.
That white dress was so boring.
The fashion show clothes were good.
Weren't they in Lagos for a business meeting?
Shadow of a man. He spent two weeks with her.
Finds out "brother" kidnapped and plotted to kill woman. Not speaking for a week is punishment enough.
Nacho keep him a job. Gardener, now cabbie.
Pacing! The lack of it is irritating.
They made Olga very annoying this movie.
Since when was Laura a motorcycle chick.
Her parents house is nice.
I'm not the only one who thought she was going to get in the fountain at Nachos house, right?
Real Nacho put it down.
This beach scene is giving the boat scene a run for its money.
"I'm not like him, I won't force you to do something". You got him there Nacho. Get your girl.
Did Mass see them fucking at the beach?
Ooh, mad Mass is kinda hot.
How is she mad at him? Not only did he not cheat on you, he also found out you were pregnant and lost the baby. Then finds out you're falling in love with someone else and he killed his twin brother. He is going through a lot. And still not once has she asked him how he's doing.
For a mafia dons wife she loves having him not know where she is. Idk about you but after two kidnappings and two murder attempts I'd want my husband to be able to find me.
That hotel stationery was nice.
Her crying after he leaves is a really good moment.
Where is the heart problem!?!?
Nacho describing how he fell in love with her. I'm crying.
Nacho risking all out war for this broad just to get that heart broke. Suck his dick from the back.
Why can't she have both? Let this woman live!
If you think your friends husband is going to kill her why are you letting her go back to the house?
Nacho is finna drive them off a cliff!
Not him getting out the cab. Oh he messy
I need Nacho to have a love interest outside of Laura and his sister.
Have the mom make pierogi. A callback.
They really cut the brat x daddy kink out after the first one. Which is weird because that’s what draws people to the series. Sure it’s not my thing (Laura get out the fountain, you’re an adult) but I’ll risk the kink occasionally. And sneaking out to go to dinners doesn’t count .
Mom is right, women should be a little selfish in relationships.
Are they about to kiss? OMG OMG OMG! Laura, you selfish bitch! Go back to sleep.
I for sure thought she was about to get kidnapped at lunch with her dad. By the nosy nuns.
Is Laura famous in Poland? Them nuns was staring hard. I know that one was Blanka.
Did Laura tell her parents the whole story or did she leave out both kidnappings? And the murders.
I know that's not how this ends. Where is their final sex scene?
I know the credits not about to roll.
Not with a bang but with an, "Are you back, Baby Girl?".
Massimo and Laura only have sex twice! And one fake out. That's bull shit. I didn't need to see the nameless designer bang fake Nacho.
When does that English translation of the third book come out because, baby, I need these plot holes filled.
I'm going to miss this series so much. Thank the gods for rewatching.
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Heya Lorei!
For the reading meme questions, how about B2, B8, C10?
Hello there!
Thanks for dropping by >:3
B2. What’s the best time of day for reading fic? Why?
2AM, because everybody else is asleep and, for as long as you remain quiet, you can be as unhinged as you wish to.
With the added benefit of nobody poking you to see whether you'll respond, only to see that you will, in fact, not respond and to move to more drastic measures, like attempting to push you off the chair (to see that you will, truly, not respond & to franticly prevent you from falling).
B8. Is there a show or a book that you gave up on that you went back to later? Why did you come back to it?
I can't think of any show or a book, but I did just that with IkeSen and IkePri.
Sen I went back to over a year after first playing it, because a friend of mine was really into PC otome (Hakuoki in particular), and I've remembered Sen's existence. (And then I fell down the rabbit hole).
Pri, because @venulus recommended it, and I trusted her enough to give it another try. (And then I fell down the rabbit hole; I didn't necessarily dislike Pri at first, it just didn't capture my interest and I was sufficiently busy at the time).
C10. What book could you just never get into, no matter how hard you tried?
Nad Niemnem
The Sorrows of Young Werter
365 Days (or, anything by Bianka Lipińska)
Likely anything by Katarzyna Michalak
50 Shades of... anything
Popular science books written with too much popular and too little science.
Percy Jackson series
The Hunger Games (sorta... My friend really loved it, so I've powered through the books for her. Luckily, they were rather short, so it wasn't really all that bad -- I just remained neutral... Can't say the same thing about what little Twilight I've made it through, as that was another friend's favourite at the time...)
Overall, I'd say I'm a bit of a reading goat.
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