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koreanbibliophilegirl · 7 months
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Yo I found a bunch of memes I made for my dsmp superpower AU back in January:
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koreanbibliophilegirl · 2 months
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This post got a few notes all of a sudden and I got an insatiable urge to make more memes, so here are:
More memes for each of my WIPs(just the ones I'm brainrotting about the most ATM tho)
DSMP superpower AU
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Temporal Transcendence
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Lucky Star
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Technoblade Writer's Isekai AU
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Royalty AU based on Coldplay's song <Viva La Vida>
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Rarepair Royalty AU
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Oshi No Ko But Happier AU
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Tome AU
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koreanbibliophilegirl · 7 months
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Do you perhaps want to info dump about your DSMP superpower AU?
Totally not asking to procrastinate on literally writing my own. Nah. I don’t even know what procrastination is.
SKLFDJSJHDJFLH INFODUMPING ABOUT MY AU? ALWAYS. I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED.
Okay so! Where should I start? *rubs hands like that one evil toddler cousin on Christmas*
The background setting!
So the fic already has a name, but I'm keeping it AND the MC secret as a lil surprise for when the fic is eventually published. All I will say about it is, it's not Tommy. *gasp*
Tommy does appear though, so I'll start there to avoid detection I think.
He works at the bakery(yes, it's owned by Niki Nihachu), which is right around the corner from the hero headquarters. So heroes are always stopping by for baked goods, especially since Niki's girlfriend, Puffy, has a son who's one of the top heroes, and he told all his friends about how good the bakery is.
And, of course, true to all the clichés, Tommy and his two roommates work as vigilantes. They don't work only at night, though. They work at lunchtime as well, since they all get an hour of lunch break & a lot of villains are out and about around that time. Counterintuitive, but then again, there are a lot of people in the streets to nab as hostages, and some villains actively seek out heroes to fight anyway. Like Redrum, known as the sharp-clawed, since he's apparently a catshifter (or general shapeshifter, who knows) who goes around stabbing heroes.
Tubbo works at the mechanics, his boss is retired hero/hero trainer Sam Dude(known as Warden during his time)! Sam retired among controversy though, because of issues surrounding the Hero HQ's former resident healer/ex-licensed hero, Lemon Balm. Tubbo couldn't care less though, Sam's nice and lets him take spare parts home for inventing(read: making vigilante gadgets).
Ranboo helps out at the local library, with Technoblade(last name unknown) as his boss! They're also the first out of the vigilante team Bench Trio to find out that Techno is the Blood God, one of the most popular vigilantes currently active, and one half of the elusive Emerald Duo.
Phil runs a bird shelter, and when he's out as the Angel of Death, he sometimes lets the crows from the shelter follow him around!
Kristin is a hero-turned-vigilante, formerly Miss Trixtin, currently the Goddess of Death. She's a bit busy with her day job atm though so she's taking a bit of a break from her vigilante job.
Wilbur is their son who left home after an argument about vigilantism not helping reform the corrupt hero system. He's a villain called Silver Tongue now. He keeps stealing important stuff from the Hero HQ with Fundy. He gets pretty close with Tommy after regularly visiting his (adoptive) son's workplace :D
Bench Trio's vigilante names are Aerie(Tommy- telekinesis + singing to plants to make them grow), Bee Bomb(Tubbo- honey colored explosive energy balls & metal manipulation), and Endgame(Ranboo- teleportation & compression, plus they can bite through anything)!
(Double powers are uncommon but not too rare, triple powers are EXTREMELY rare.)
Tommy's bakery coworkers are Fundy Soot(villain- helps his adoptive father, Wilbur, on his little outings. Ability to go unnoticed by everyone and anyone. It works on technology as well. He's also a general shapeshifter in theory, but he can't transform into animals bigger than a fox.), Badboy Halo(civillian- he can make red vines grow out of the ground! This saved Skeppy's butt once, cuz they used to live in the same neighborhood & went to the same schools, and one time Skeppy fell off the flagpole of the middle school. Bad's vines caught him midair.), and later on Ant Frost(🤫).
Niki herself is actually a former hero who resigned, she got too much hate about her power(copying others' powers for a short while). Puffy, who was her partner, retired a few years later, since she'd decided to adopt the orphan boy who had applied for the hero training program, and she'd need more money than she was making as a hero who had lost most of her popularity. She became a therapist, and fully supported her new son Foolish throughout his hero training!
Puffy and Niki never really talked about their relationship, but since Puffy's power is reading minds & emotions, and Niki can copy her power, they didn't have to. One day they just started telling people they were taken, and that was that.
Foolish is a popular hero who can call up storms & has the additional power of building anything in the blink of an eye! His partner(both work AND romantic) is Eret, who can control people's actions if they catch sight of her glowing white eyes. Their hero names are the Golden Shark and Monarch respectively.
Tina is also a hero, she graduated the hero training program with Foolish, but her powers(always landing on her feet when she falls, enhanced senses including night vision, and stealth) coincide too much with the top hero, Dream(can't get hurt from falling, slowing down time to give himself time to think, some enhanced agility), and she didn't get very popular. This will soon change though, Tina is the GOAT and everyone will know it.
Speaking of Tina, Hannah Rose the retired hero! She runs a flower shop! She retired after one of her wings was ripped during a fight, the physical therapy took a while and her popularity dropped like a stone. She realized how unfair the hero system was to unpopular heroes and decided to retire. Her wings still haven't recovered, her flight balance is too off for her to even consider flying more than a few feet off the ground, and more than a few seconds.
Las Nevadas! Quackity! He's one of the rare triple powered people! Golden duck wings, can manipulate card-shaped objects(a form of telekinesis), and has the ability to control odds(only if he's aware of all the variables though. It won't work very well if there are unknown factors).
Charlie! May be an elder god, may be the devil, who knows! He can turn into green slime, create green slime(with various properties), and additionally, knows everything about everyone. Nobody actually knows if this is a power or not, but it's certainly terrifying paired with his cheerful, optimistic personality.
Purpled! His skin is basically invincible, fireproof, acidproof, poisonproof, you name it. He also has perfect aim, which is very handy since he's an assassin. His sibling Punz is also an assassin, but they has flight trajectory manipulation and his eyes can zoom in on anything.
Skeppy. He's not part of the mafia, but he might as well be becuase he's literally always there. Nobody knows how he does it. But. He. Is. Always. There. He can summon diamonds though so nobody's complaining😊 lol
(But seriously, he's also fun to hang out with and plan pranks with. The mafia world is full of people who want something from you/have ulterior motives, and it's nice to hang out with someone who doesn't want anything from you other than keeping him company and talking with him.)
Sam, Foolish and Punz are friends! Sam suspects Punz is mafia but keeps quiet about it(he isn't about to make the same mistake as last time), Foolish is oblivious. Punz loves his homies, but is stressed bc Foolish has a v strict moral code and would not be happy if he finds out Punz is mafia.
Uhhh who have I not talked about, KARLNAP. Sapnap was a vigilante(he failed the training program interview) who quickly got recruited by the heroes, Karl was the same but a while later! Sapnap got patrols with Dream and GeorgeNotFound(all three go by their actual names as heroes, though Sapnap's vigilante name was Flame) and immediately gained a huge following(besides his fans from his vigilante days), but Karl(a.k.a. Timekeeper) wasn't that well-known even as a vigilante. He didn't give up though, and trained extremely hard every day. Then one day Sapnap saw him in the training area and got an instant crush. They talked, Sapnap began asking to be paired with Karl for duo patrols, they started dating, and now they're both famous & known as the ultimate power couple :3
Hmm, it feels kinda anticlimactic to end like this, so have a codename compilation!
Tommy- Aerie(place to rest suspended in the air. Tommy can float things in the air so I thought the name fit.)
Tubbo- Bee Bomb(Bee Bombs are wildflower seed balls that you leave out in the garden/in pots to grow wildflowers. I thought Tubbo would like the name, since his energy balls are supposed to smell sweet like wildflower honey.)
Ranboo- Endgame(They're so overpowered with their teleportation and compression that Tommy and Tubbo insisted his appearance alone would signal the beginning of the endgame. Nicknamed Ender.)
Technoblade- the Blood God(obviously.)
Philza- the Angel of Death(also obviously.)
Wilbur- Silver Tongue(for his silver tongue.)
Fundy- either Nonexistent or Ghost, haven't really decided yet
Kristin- (formerly) Miss Trixtin, (currently) the Goddess of Death
Foolish- the Golden Shark
Tina- Carrot Cat
Eret- Monarch
Niki- (formerly) Copycat
Puffy- (formerly) Captain Puffy
Karl- Timekeeper
(Mafia Codename explanation here)
Quackity- Rey Club, King of Clubs
Purpled- Tyrian Spade
Punz- Lapis Lazuli Spade, Ace of Spades
Hannah- (formerly) Faerie, (currently) Bitterbriar Diamond
Skeppy- Adamant Heart(since he's always there anyway, they just gave him a codename.)
Charlie- Dresden Diamond, Jack of Diamonds
Ponk- Lemon Balm/Sorrento Heart(they still go by Lemon Balm as a vigilante)
Ant- Redrum
Eryn- Demon
Aimsey- Daisy(star and Eryn are villains who want to reform society as a whole by blowing up buildings. Only when they're empty tho cuz Aimsey doesn't want to kill ppl)
Velvet: Red Flag
Welp, that's all for now! If there's anything else you'd like to know, please feel free to ask further! I really enjoyed answering this, thank you so much for the ask! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
-Lilly xx
(P. S. Almost forgot; HBomb is the owner & sole employee of a cat café with a maid event on Saturdays.)
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koreanbibliophilegirl · 5 months
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Thinking about my dsmp superpower AU again. The accidental links I'm making between separate characters' story arcs is wild.
Like. Sam made the mistake of fighting (and arm-cutting) Ponk just because he was ordered to, for "fraternizing with criminals". And that leads to him not questioning Punz, even when he suspects Punz is working with Las Nevadas, because he doesn't want to mess up like last time. And that leads to Foolish feeling betrayed by both of them when he finds out Punz is mafia. And that leads to Foolish being even more tired on patrol because of emotional exhaustion. And that leads to Foolish getting stabbed by Ant.
Foolish gets overworked by the hero system and is tired. And that leads to Tommy getting an insider's view on how bad the hero system actually is. And that leads to Bench Trio refusing when hero Dream comes to meet them in the middle of their patrols and offers to let them join the heroes. And that leads to the Hero Overseers pulling up some excuse to demand Bench Trio's arrest. And that leads to Dream Team actively hunting down Bench Trio and everyone involved with them.
Hannah gets her wing ripped during a fight and falls from a height, when a younger Tommy discreetly slows her fall with his own power. And that leads to Tommy realizing there's a lot he can do with his power, including helping people. And that leads to Tommy doing vigilante work with his roommates, naming himself Aerie- mostly for his power but also for Hannah(hero name Faerie), his initial inspiration.
And I haven't even finished planning character arcs yet, who knows if more links will pop up?
I'm so happy I get to write this story :D
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koreanbibliophilegirl · 7 months
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Thinking about and not actually writing Skephalo for my DSMP superpower AU is so much fun, bc my chosen trope for them is "childhood friends meet again in college", PLUS Skeppy has been crushing over Bad ever since Bad saved him from bullies when Skeppy was in like 2nd grade & Bad was in 5th, but Bad didn't even notice Skeppy all that much as children/never saw Skeppy as anything more than a good friend with a bit of a reckless streak even in college, until [something] happens to finally get him to see Skeppy as something more.
(Short snippet I wrote inside my head attached)
[They're having a campfire on campus & Bad is roasting marshmallows for the water/ice type students who can't go near fire. Skeppy kept burning his s'mores so he asked Bad for help, but insisted Bad have the s'more after it was done roasting, cuz Bad had been handing out marshmallows the entire time without breaks.]
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"Thanks, Skeppy!" Bad flashed him a quick, bright smile before turning back to his task.
"Anytime," Skeppy said breathlessly, looking starstruck.
Exdee leaned in to whisper into Skeppy's ear.
"You are so whipped for him it's not even funny."
"Shut the fuck up," Skeppy whispered back, dopey smile never leaving his face.
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koreanbibliophilegirl · 6 months
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Found this incorrect quote I made for my dsmp superpower AU and then forgot about.
Quackity, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Karl, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Sapnap, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Punz, trembling: What are we playing
Behold, the power of love and also utter idiocy.
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koreanbibliophilegirl · 2 months
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I suppose I should talk about possible/confirmed plan changes to my WIPs?
(Fair warning: I've mostly calmed down, but I don't want to work myself up again, so I'm gonna be writing in a normal tone. I promise I'm not ignoring or trying to make light of the whole thing! I just don't wanna talk too deeply about it. All the love and support to Shelby Shubble & all victims of abuse!!!💖)
First off, I believe characters are separate from their creators- anyone who continues to create content about c!Wilbur has my support and respect!
(I will most probably continue to consume content related to c!Wilbur as well, though I will tag him as "c!Wilbur" now, rather than "Wilbur Soot"- I've been tagging all dsmp characters only as their corresponding CC's names, mostly out of laziness. For instance, c!Tommy wasn't tagged as "c!Tommy", he was tagged as "TommyInnit". I don't want to change my whole tagging system, but c!Wilbur at least will be tagged as "c!Wilbur" from now on!)
None of my writing was RPF in the first place, it was all about the characters- but I'm not sure if I myself am ready to freely write c!Wilbur or fanfiction!Wilbur stuff yet. Maybe I never will be; idk.
So here are the changes I'll be making!
DSMP Superpower AU: c!Wilbur will stay. I was planning to include all the DSMP characters(The 'mains', at least, I'm not sure about secondary characters yet), and the notion of leaving c!Wilbur out doesn't really appeal to me. So c!Wilbur will still appear here!
Temporal Transcendence: Honestly, at first I thought TT!Wilbur would be irreplaceable, but after some thought, I was surprised to find it might just work! Karl and Niki would play bigger roles than I expected, but it could definitely work. Heck, it might even be better than the original plan! So I think Wilbur will likely be cut from TT.
Oshi No Ko but Happier AU: I'm on the fence about this one. Wilbur's character isn't CRUCIAL crucial, but he's still pretty important. The outline of the plot will look much different if he does indeed end up getting cut out. So I'm gonna mark this WIP as a solid "idk" and just work it out as I go.
Rarepair Royalty AU: I've never talked about this AU. This one is a bit funny, cuz cutting Wilbur's character out actually solves some of the problems I had with the outline! The plot will actually work out better if Secondborn Prince Wilbur didn't exist- so he's definitely cut from this one! I just need to find someone new to pair with Karl. (Probably Seapeekay; I have the currently ongoing MCYT crackship brackets to thank for the ship!)
Lucky Star: Another fic that's never been talked about- this one is my newest WIP! :D I wasn't even sure where I was going to fit Wilbur in- a character called Wilbur never even existed here. Well, he did, but I'd deleted him for plot reasons a while ago and was in the middle of trying to find another slot. (Cyberknife is Techno's dead twin in this WIP btw- he's not a replacement character for Wilbur, the twin was always going to be Cyberknife.)
Tome AU: SBI literally only serves as Tommy's rich and powerful family here- at least, up to where I've fleshed out. Wilbur's only moment in the spotlight is when he argues with Tommy over dinner, bc he doesn't like how Tommy "got stuck" raising baby Shroud with Purpled(who found Shroud in a trash can), & is caught glaring at Purpled. I'll edit him out maybe. Or leave him, he's not a major character after all. idk.
Others(Mostly Bedrock Bros-centric): Honestly, I never could figure out how to write Wilbur's character that well. So 'Wilbur' isn't too big a character in most of these. Will likely cut.
Tom and Bunnypig(Bee and Puppycat AU): You know what, I think I'm going to make this half-baked idea into a proper WIP. Wilbur never existed here either, so yeah.
CONCLUSION: The whole thing is a mess, and I'm sad and mad, as we all are, but I'm gonna stop thinking about how horrible Wilbur Soot is & focus on how brave Shelby Shubble is!
I'm intrigued at what removing a single character did to my plot outlines, and hopefully, this will open a lot of new opportunities in my writing. I'm certainly looking forward to how my writing skills will develop after this.
To everyone who's actually read through this; thank you for reading this whole thing, I know it's kinda long.😅 Have a cookie and a hug, we all need it🍪🫂 Remember to drink water & eat something! All my love💖💖
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koreanbibliophilegirl · 10 months
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(Part 2 of incorrect quotes for my dsmp superpower AU ig)
Also forgot to mention last time, I got half the quotes on this post & ALL of the ones on the post you're currently reading from ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator!
Welp yeah that's all, uhhhhhhh enjoy??
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Punz: Where are you going?
Purpled: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.
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Tommy: What the f*ck is wrong with you?!
Wilbur: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Tommy: Good morning. What the f*ck is wrong with you?!
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Tommy: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Techno: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Tommy: I've never heard you laugh before.
Techno: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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Eret: Go to Hell.
Ant, tearing up: I wish I could.
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(A younger Phil and teenage Techno talking)
Phil: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Techno: Oh, you've been?
Phil: Once. In Monopoly.
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Eret: God, give me patience.
Ant: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Eret: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Skeppy: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Bad: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Skeppy: Absolutely not.
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Eret: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Tina: ?? I think you mean cards?
Foolish: No, she does not.
Eret, pulling out knives: I do not.
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Purpled: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside.
Quackity:
Quackity: Purpled, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front gate entrance path...
Purpled: (Sips coffee from bowl)
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Wilbur: Am I going too far?
Techno: No, no, no. You went too far about seven years ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Tommy: You f*ckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Techno, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Tommy: BLOCKED.
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Wilbur: You're right.
Techno: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Purpled: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Tommy: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Purpled: No! Four to five seconds!
Tommy: Too late!!!
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Techno: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Phil: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Dream: Someone will die.
Sapnap: Of fun!
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Niki: How many kids do you have?
Phil: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Hannah: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you.
Sam: 10 times 0 is still 0 though.
Hannah: Joke's on you, I can't do math.
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Ranboo: Do you take constructive criticism?
Purpled: I only take cash or credit.
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Wilbur: So that's my plan.
Kristin: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Wilbur: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Kristin: It f*cking sucks.
Wilbur: That's not constructive criticism.
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Niki: I prevented a murder today.
Puffy: Really? How'd you do that?
Niki: self control.
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Hannah: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Sam: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Techno: We need a distraction.
Phil: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Clingyduo, whispering: Our time has come.
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Ranboo: What time is it?
Tommy: I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out.
Tommy: (Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune)
Jack: WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!
Ranboo:
Tommy: It’s 2 A.M.
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Tubbo: What do you think Eryn and Aimsey will do for a distraction?
Ranboo: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
(Building explodes and several car alarms go off)
Ranboo: ... Or they could do that.
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Hannah, trying to ask Tina out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Connor, hanging upside down from the ceiling: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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koreanbibliophilegirl · 10 months
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(Some incorrect quotes specifically for my dsmp superpower AU)
(Edit: half of the quotes, starting from the 'With great power' one, are from ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator!)
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Purpled: You don't know anything about me!
Niki, who copied Puffy's power and read Purpled's mind, PLUS literally just caught him with a sniper rifle: I know everything about you. You are an open book written for VERY dumb children.
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Tubbo: How did you find me?
Technoblade, salty he had to leave his library job early to clean up after him: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered, Now who could that be?
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Quackity: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book?
Charlie, cheerfully: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.
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Niki, running on caffeine and three hours of sleep, slightly vibrating, feral look in her eyes: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you want to go apesh!t?
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Skeppy: So what's it like being Purpled's sibling?
Punz: Once I asked him for a glass of water while he was mad at me, and he brought me a glass of ice and said "wait".
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Ant, who just got back from stabbing another hero: Today is a great day.
Foolish, a hero: Hi!
Ant: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
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Puffy: I'm not mad, just tell me why you had fake IDs.
Clingyduo: *incoherent mumbling*
Puffy: I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
Clingy: You have to be over 18 to hold the puppies at Petco...
Puffy:
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(When Purpled is 9)
Punz: Why would you give Purpled a knife?!
Skeppy: He felt unsafe.
Punz: Now I feel unsafe!
Skeppy: I'm sorry.
Skeppy: ...Would you like a knife?
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Purpled, about Tommy: Excuse me sir, that is my emotional support annoying gremlin child with no sense of self-preservation and much trauma.
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Niki, about Fundy and Jack: Excuse me sir, those are my emotional support overworked & stressed pathetic loserguys.
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Karl, walking into the kitchen: Babe, is something burning?
Sapnap, leaning against the kitchen counter: Just my burning love for you~ (•3<) <3
Karl: Sap, the toaster is on fire.
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Eret: Why are you on the floor?
Foolish: I'm overworked and stressed out of my mind.
Foolish: Also I was stabbed, can you get my dad please?
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Phil: Help me with this crossword puzzle, I need a 6-letter word for "severely lacking in communication skills even while owning a glib tongue and generally amiable demeanor".
Techno: "Wilbur".
Wilbur:
Phil: It fits!
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George: You're under arrest for attempting to carry five people on a single motorcycle.
Tubbo: Wait.
Eryn: FIVE?!
Purpled, completely deadpan: Tommy fell off.
Glowduo: OH MY GOD, TOMMY FELL OFF.
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Everyone, to Quackity: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.
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Tubbo, carrying a large box: What would you say if I came home with a boxful of vigilante gadget-worthy scrap metal one day?
Alliumduo: ...What's in the box.
Alliumduo: What's in the box Tubbo.
Tubbo: I think you know.
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Eret: Michael McChill asked me if there was even a remote possibility there's a mole feeding the villain Silver Tongue inside information, and I said "No".
Eret: You know, like a liar.
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Tina: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship!
Tina: And this knife I found!
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George: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Eret: If you can't beat them, dress better than them.
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Both Ranboo and Fundy, at some point: Turns out the bad vibes I was feeling were actually extreme psychological distress.
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Schlatt: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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Fundy: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
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Ponk: I'm gonna need a human skull, and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Kristin: Only if you also don't ask why.
Kristin: (Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls)
Kristin: Take your pick.
Ponk:
Kristin:
Ponk: This one is fine.
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koreanbibliophilegirl · 10 months
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Part three of incorrect quotes for my dsmp superpower AU wee woo
(Credit: Quotes are from ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator!)
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(At a restaurant)
Sam: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Ponk: Okay.
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Sam: Orange soda, please!
Ponk: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Hannah: Me too, strawberry soda.
Sam:
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Niki: While I'm gone, Tommy, you're in charge.
Tommy: Yes!!!
Niki, whispering: Bad, you're secretly in charge.
Bad: Obviously.
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Aimsey: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million primes?
Tommy, turning to Tubbo: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-a** house.
Tubbo: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Tommy: Good thinking.
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Ranboo: I trust Tubbo.
Techno: You think he knows what he's doing?
Ranboo: I wouldn't go that far.
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(After Techno offers to coach Benchtrio in vigilante-ing)
Tommy: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Technoblade does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Ranboo, who works with Techno at the library: If Techno were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Techno jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Tommy: You jump off a cliff!
Ranboo: Gladly. Provided Techno did first.
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Foolish: Eret, what do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Eret: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Foolish: Oh okay then, I love you too. I'll just ask Tina.
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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Bedwars please come to the front desk?
Purpled, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: (Points to Quackity and Punz)
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Q and Punz: We got lost :(
Purpled: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
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Foolish: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Punz, desperately trying to keep his mafia status a secret from Foolish, trying and failing to come off as casually joking: You people already know too much about me.
Sam, who lowkey suspects Punz is mafia: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.
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Tubbo: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Purpled: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Tubbo: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. B*st*rdous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Hannah: Edible.
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Bad: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Skeppy: Three words.
Bad:
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Ant: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Ponk: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the d*mn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Sam: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Ant: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Kristin: This is bothering me.
Velvet, abusing his Ghost Powers™️ and floating on his stomach next to her head: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Kristin: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
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Tubbo: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Technoblade: You're 16 years old.
Tubbo: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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George: I slept for almost 12 hours, but I might still be tired, so lets go for 12 more just in case.
Sapnap: George, that's a coma.
George: Sounds festive.
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Ponk, looking over Hannah's wing, ripped and shoddily sewn up years ago: How would you rate your pain?
Hannah, traumatized and emotionally scarred at the loss of something that had been taken for granted her entire life: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Sam: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Kristin: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Phil: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Techno, bleeding out and mildly delirious, attempting to joke: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially.
Phil, desperately: YOUR BLOOD TYPE.
Techno: Ohhh. B positive.
Phil: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Techno:
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Sam: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.
Boomer: No, it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.
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Ant: You kill people for money?!
Punz: I can explain!
Ant: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
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Wilbur, who just came home: So what's for dinner?
Fundy, staring at the sourdough bread he somehow, SOMEHOW, burnt: Regret.
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Niki, going over Tommy's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Tommy: Yes.
Niki: Okay... may I know what you create?
Tommy: Problems.
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The note I wrote yesterday for my superpower AU is killing me
"[HBomb in a cat maid dress] actually doesn't look TOO bad- but his occasional nyas decidedly add to the cursed factor."
LIKE I KNOW I WAS THE ONE THAT WROTE THIS. BUT WHAT IS THIS.
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I think I'll draw two Erets if I have the time, one where hero!Foolish is with hero!Eret, and one with Eret in their updated costume(updated in-AU I mean). Eternal Duo is partnered up really often in my AU, almost whenever Eret has a patrol in fact! And I also just wanna draw Foolish haha.
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I wanna draw stuff for my superpower AU
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Alright so!!
I thought this would get 20 votes at most, honestly did not expect 70+ votes haha. Thank you to everyone who voted!
The votes were pretty evenly divided, to my surprise. I was expecting Tommy or Techno to sweep, which, as much as I love them, would've been no fun. So I'm very glad the votes turned out the way they did!
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The winner is Quackity!🥳
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Full name: Quackity H. Q. (Nobody knows what the H. Q. stands for.* Nobody wants to ask either.)
(* : Nobody except Charlie of course, because Charlie is basically omniscient and the GOAT.)
Occupation: Officially the owner of a popular casino, secretly the head of the Las Nevadas mafia gang!
(The casino is a family business. It's always been inherited alongside the mafia organization.) He does actually do casino work! He just has shady side deals happening in the private rooms is all.
Power: Ability to float & manipulate cards(he prefers playing cards, but anything vaguely card-shaped will do!). He can trap people, pin people to walls, and basically control them like, according to my notes, "a hecking anime character wielding Chakra".
(...I'd been on my way home from school, okay? School does weird things to people's minds.)
He can also control the odds of any situation in his favor, but only if he is aware of all the variables. So basically the power only knows as much as Quackity knows.
Triple powers are rare*, but Quackity is one of those rarities. He can summon golden duck wings from his back! However, they're kinda small, so flying is difficult, though not impossible.
(* : FYI, additional powers are almost always small things. For instance, Ponk in this universe has healing powers, with the additional power of pulling out lemons from literally anywhere. Purpled is bulletproof, fireproof, basically indestructible physically, with perfect aim as a bonus. Extremely handy in his line of work, but still small.)
Additional Info: The Las Nevadas mafia members have specific suffixes in their code names according to their position. The patrons are the people who aren't actually mafia, but strikes deals with LN/provide resources/etc. Their code names have the suffix Heart. The assassins(or anybody who does the dirty work) have Spade. The dealers, the ones who help keep up their cover at the casino and/or make negotiations on behalf of Las Nevadas, are Diamonds. The head of the Mafia, a.k.a. Quackity, uses Club.*
(* : examples of code names are Tyrian Spade(Purpled), Bitterbriar Diamond(Hannah), Adamant Heart(Skeppy), Dresden Diamond(Charlie) and Rey Club(Quackity himself).)
This is actually the result of some research! Apparently, the pips(symbols) on trump cards are based on the four classes of people. Hearts(♥️) are the priests/clergy, so I gave it to the patrons/business partners to symbolize how they're treated. Held high, like the religious leaders of medieval times were- unless they get too greedy, that is. Spades(♠️) are nobility or military. I chose the latter meaning, obviously. Diamonds(♦️) are merchants, thus the dealers. Clubs(♣️) symbolize peasants, which may seem odd for the mafia kingpin to use. It means the mafia boss will serve his subordinates to the best of his abilities, a reminder for the mafia head to stay humble.
Also I asked my friend which pip I should use for Q and she chose the club
Relationships with Other Characters: Purpled, Punz, and Charlie work directly under Quackity! Charlie is his bodyguard/secretary/right hand man. Mercenary duo are, of course, assassins. They're also siblings bc I like the trope. Hehe
Hannah doesn't work at the casino, and instead owns a flower shop. But she strikes deals/goes scouting for LN, thus the Diamond status.
Skeppy is. Just a guy. That somehow makes a regular appearance in Las Nevadas business. He doesn't snitch or sabotage anything, and his power of summoning diamonds makes for a valuable source of money. Skeppy doesn't mind sharing them either, so it's (mostly) a win-win. As long as you can withstand his (extremely) chaotic personality and the occasional harmless prank, he's a great guy to have around. Quackity's fine with humoring him for a bit, though he WILL pawn Skeppy off on the first person he meets.
Also, I have no idea if I'll be able to pull it off, but I think Karlnapity might?? Be a thing later on??? Karlnap are both heroes & already dating, and I'm planning a Las Nevadas annual masquerade ball to be a plot point(major or minor, haven't decided yet). I was thinking Karlnap could sneak in for info, except it wouldn't work bc the patrons' masks were all made by LN and they have a recognition system. Quackity lets them in though, bc he wants the heroes to see there's no incriminating evidence they can gather here. Taunting them with innocence that everyone knows is false, you could say. Anyway yeah. I thought I could maybe start from there? Idk.
Anyway, that's all I have for now!
If ppl like this, then I might do a second part with Techno(second place in the vote). So leave a like or smth if you like this! :D
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Purpled from my superpower AU (he has a gun behind his back)
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Hey folks do you wanna see a little bit of plot for my dsmp superpower AU. I'm trying to get back in the hype for it
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Suddenly Tommy exclaims as Purpled walks in. He's already gotten his two 10-piece boxes of donuts for the week. Tommy asks him if he's run out already. Purpled proceeds to complain that Punz stole one of his donuts and Skeppy stole FIVE. FIVE! THEY WERE PURPLED'S DONUTS, THE F**KING AUDACITY! Bad pops out of the back at this. He's like "SKEPPY?! SKEPPY P. V. P.?! YOU KNOW HIM?!" and Purpled is like "Yeah?? How do YOU know him???" And Bad tells him Skeppy's his husband. Purpled's face twists in some unknown emotion as he realizes Skeppy is actually, no-joke, absolutely seriously married. With an adult son.
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