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#Lesbian Rewrite
heartorbit · 2 months
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revstar emu save me
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cohlumbo · 3 months
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We gonna have to call this in, Rust. Oh, we don't wanna do that.
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sopping-wet-cat · 4 months
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rEPOST BECAUSE I DIDNT NOTICE THE HORRIBLE AWFUL TERRIBLE POST BREAking ERROR UNTIL FIVE HOURS AFTER I POSTED THE ORIGINAL
and i couldve edited it but im so used to twitter i forgor.
goodbye im gonna go jump out of a window .
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tiredyke · 1 year
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every time queer discourse surges on this site everyone is so quick to jump to “it was actually the evil lesbians who divided us” because y’all heard the term “political lesbian” and never bothered to figure out what that meant
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jo-the-bass-stealer · 1 month
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has this been done yet
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promniight · 1 year
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i can’t even be a hater, the event is too good they got me.
Caved and made a croissant hc design, I think she should look like a car mechanic from a cheesy movie actually. Featuring a coffee candy warmup
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YALL MY POOKIE DREW THE LESBIANS!!!
So I’m making this rewrite with my bestie and they wanted to draw the lesbians ANYWAYS I LOVE EM
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bonefall · 8 months
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So- since Ivypool is becoming deputy, (and like, the fact you don't rewrite until an arc is done and the full book won't be out for a month aside), how likely would it be for her to use her rank as an excuse to confront Dovewing, seeing as she couldn't before as a regular warrior? Imagine being a ShadowClan apprentice who accidentally went over the border catching a frog and Ivypool marches you back to camp- you're thinking about how annoyed your mentor will be when Ivypool's conversation with Heartstar is over. But no, miss ma'am starts trying to talk to Dovewing who's already walking away from her and doesn't even mention your slipup, and is about to start a screaming match with your leader 💀
I went blank as soon as I hit "How likely would it be for her to use her rank as an excuse to confront Dovewing" because I already know EXACTLY what I'm gonna tell you, but hangon, lemmie read the rest of the ask too
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YEP
IM SO EXCITED BB!IVYPOOL IS GOING TO BE SO PETTY
GIRLIE Dovewing DOES NOT want to talk to you, but Ivypool just lost a whole baby to the impostor. Dovewing will also lose a baby. Ivypool wants to bond with her sister over this because she misses her so, so much,
And Dovewing wants NONE of it. She doesn't want to reconcile. She doesn't want the drama that Ivypool is going to cause trying to get to her. HEARTSTAR is going to be doing everything in her power to try and stop this. OH my god. This is about to get SO annoying for these poor bastards. I love this.
Ivypool, spiritual successor of her great-great grandfather Redtail down to the bushy tail and drill sergeant shout, but 3x as petty. Angry that Dovewing left her. Wanting to apologize for supporting the impostor early on. Missing the brief period of closeness they had as allies opposing him. Not willing to believe that Dovewing really, truly does not want her back in her life
This poor apprentice utterly confused because they missed all the posts on the deep lore, just seeing a Category 5 Woman Moment brewing right in the center of the camp between Dove "I can't hear you and don't want to" Wing, Heart "Ma'am This Is A Family Establishment You Need To Leave" Star, and Ivy "I never met a grudge I wasn't willing to hold" Pool.
MESSY GIRLS LET'S GO
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lostryu · 11 months
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i’m done giving people the benefit of the doubt at this point, i’m done with the “good faith” arguments or whatever. if you support “bi lesbians”, you are advocating for violence against lesbians plain and simple. you’re not fucking welcome here, and I will not stand in solidarity with you. Kindly leave this life and never interact with me again <3
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pyxilatezero · 3 months
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Y.O.L.O… so rewrite Mean Girls but Cadina is Canon.
According to Janis, Damian, and Cady, the original story of mean Girls was told wrong. This rewrite is to centralize on what they claim actually happened, with a few interesting twists.
Janis: It’s me! Janis Ian, here with Regina and Cady as a surprise pop-in. This does feature songs, and as a very confident Janis Sarkisian once said-
Regina: You just said Janis Ian.
Cady: Relax, babe. She does this all the time.
Janis: Now I have to start over. It’s me, Janis Imi’ike-
Regina: Oh, for frick’s sake-
Cady: To summarize: this song combines aspects from all three renditions of Mean Girls.
Regina: What about Mean Girls 2?
Cady: …
Regina: …
Janis: …
Regina: Forget I said anything.
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rip robespierre u would’ve been an amazing lesbian
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mangotelevision · 2 months
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If I were to ever take a crack at my MCD rewrite again I would make the katelyn/ivy relationship absolutely devastating
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sapphicmumrik · 27 days
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anywayyyy
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ashethewitch · 1 month
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Jumping on the wish rewrite trend pretty late but here I go this is gonna be long
Lets start with the backstory of Rosas
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Rosas used to be an amazing utopia with the same rules it has in the movie. Until one day, the king and queen granted one of the wrong wishes and a hoard of people came attacking it, killing the king, queen and the young princess who was about to marry prince magnifico, the only ones left were magnifico and his newborn daughter, asha
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Since then, magnifico became a control freak, he was obviously crowned king and pretended things will go back to normal but it wasn't the case.
You see, when someone gives their wish away they lose their core personality and become mindless, obeying zombies Which is not a problem if the wish gets granted The thing is... Magnifico wasn't going to do that
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The movie would start with older asha, training to be the next queen she doesn't know none of the wishes get granted yet, she lives a very isolated life. The only times she's allowed to leave the castle is with body guards or the king himself. And only on certain events One day she gets tired of this life, too scared to do anything about it, she wishes upon a star one night. Not expecting it to do anything just to let out her emotions But then...
The star came to life! In the form of a beautiful girl!
Asha and star girl talk and befriend a little during the night and in the day, star girl gives asha a tour of the kingdom Asha starts noticing the citizens aren't as happy as she thought they would be everything they want gets granted after all, right?
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And that's when star girl explains her that's not the case and that she watched asha for a long time and knew that if anyone could help her save the kingdom, it's her
So yeah the two rebel against magnifico and fall in love in the process.
I imagine magnifico ending up imprisoned just in a normal dungeon and with asha getting the say on when he’s gonna be released. She’s also the queen now (sequal potential???)
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I might make more posts about this but for now here’s my drawing of our star crossed sapphics
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punkeropercyjackson · 4 months
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If you asked me who my favorite female book protagonist and what my favorite noncanon lesbian book couple are,i'd respond Percy Jackson and Everlark not as a joke but with transfeminism on the mind
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promniight · 1 year
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Fashion Week is coming back and we ALL cheered.
I wanted to make a full of her so bad. Now I have an excuse IM SO EXCITED DONT GET ME STARTED ACTUALLY.
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