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yjwonz · 2 years
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i Hate being the eldest child.
#im gonna go off on a rant what the eff#NAH CAUSE HHHHHHH#i cannot wait to move out#if my aunties speak to me One more time i will shoot myself#and just now i was tryna get my youngest sister to go to sleep bc god knows why she woke up#and she kept tryna play with her plushie and i was getting tired and annoyed#so i took it from her (ik boohoo im a terrible person) and i said if she didnt sleep i wouldnt give it back#obvi i didnt mean it and I KNOW she could tell i wasnt bc she said 'no you arent' and i was like how do you know ?!!?#and she starts like screaming. throwing a Fit at 2 in the morning#and for god knows why all the aunties are still here and in the living room chatting with the uncles and my dad#and a bunch of the aunties come over and start yelling at me to give it back saying im a terrible brother#and this 'isnt how they would parent their children' and all that bullshit??#LIKE BITCH FIRST OF ALL ITS NOT EVEN MY KID??#and all the while my sisters sitting there - tears on her face - but shes like smugly smiling.#i think it was clear i was pissed off bc my dad comes in saying 'why r u mad at ur aunties? whats wrong w u?' LIKE.????#and they force me to give it back and shes going to sleep soundly and i have to go sit in my room bc im bad kid or whatev#LIKE???!!??@#i was this close to throwing a fit myself bruh.#i cant wait until my sisters get older and realize ive been their parent for the past couple years and older than them#<- so idk why they act like theyre the shit and better than me like bro your personality is from ME !!!!!!! IM THE PROTOTYPE !!!!#and yall know whats the worst part?? IT WAS MY FUCKING PLUSHIE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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pterygoidwalk · 4 months
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sometimes i wonder what my cat named me
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
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officialspec · 7 months
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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stuckinapril · 6 months
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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tothechaos · 3 months
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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
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x0401x · 12 days
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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mandycantdecide · 29 days
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liquidstar · 1 month
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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katabasiss · 5 months
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do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home
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septemberkisses · 4 months
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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
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faeriekit · 6 months
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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theboxfort · 3 months
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Peace and love
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hojlundaise · 5 months
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the transition im crying
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malwarechips · 16 days
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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vamprisms · 29 days
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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