#LIKE WHO DO YOU THINK PROMOTED HIM? THE POPE??????
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You know when I was a kid I thought Roy Mustang was like, sooooo old and it was ridiculous that half the military considered him a Young Upstart when he's neatly 30, and while the latter is definitely still really fucking funny, now that I'm in my mid-20s I'm like "Ah yeah he's 29, no wonder he's like that. No wonder all the bigwigs fucking hate his ass"
#Also I've said this before and I'll say it again#If you create a system in which people are awarded more power and privilege based on how much murder they do#And then you convince teenagers to join the Murder Academy and praise them for being able to do turbo murder#THEN WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT THERE'S AN AMBITIOUS AND CUNNING MURDEROUS 20-SOMETHING IN YOUR UPPER RANKS#LIKE WHO DO YOU THINK PROMOTED HIM? THE POPE??????
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labyrinth
pairing: drew starkey x actress!fem!reader
summary: drew calms your anxiety at poguelandia
warnings: secret relationship, mentions of anxiety, mentions of slightly harmful coping techniques, other than that, complete and utter fluff :)
you look around at the fans surrounding you. you were at poguelandia. the event being held to promote season three of outer banks.
you were apart of the main cast. you played a teenage girl that had been apart of the pogues since the very beginning. being best friends with jj and john b first and slowly adding in pope, kie, and sarah.
to say events like this gave you anxiety would be an understatement. it was all you could think about since you heard about it from your manager.
you were so scared of doing something wrong. literally anything could ruin someone’s image when they’re in the public eye.
you had been doing well so far, but as time went on you could feel yourself becoming increasingly anxious as it set in just how many people had come to see you.
you tried mingling with madison and jonathan to hopefully clear your mind and bring your mood up, but it wasn’t working.
luckily, madison had noticed your behavior and discretely called over the one person who could help you when you got in your head like this.
drew.
you look around as some fans call your name. you give them a smile and blow them a kiss which made them erupt in screams and shouts of praise.
you chuckle softly as you turn back toward madison and jonathan. you take a deep breath as you start to pick at your hands. a habit you’ve had the majority of your life. it was also a habit that you were trying to get rid of since it only ended in small cuts and bruises littering your hands.
“hey.” you hear. you look up as someone cups their hands around yours pulling them away from each other.
“drew ?”
“hey, what’s going on ?” he asks softly
you shake your head, “nothing.”
“you sure ?” he says. you notice that he hasn’t let go of of you.
“oh my god, drew and y/n.”
“are you guys dating ?”
“we love you guys.”
you turn toward the shouts. speculations of you and drew being together have spread over the internet like wildfire since the first season of outer banks. at first, they weren’t true. you guys really were just friends, but after awhile they were.
you and drew started dating just before the release of the second season, but you two agreed that you wouldn’t post your relationship all over the internet.
seeing as most of your lives were on full display no matter how badly you wanted to avoid it, you wanted this to be just between yourselves for as long as you possibly could.
yours and drew’s relationship was more than you could ever ask for. he treated you amazingly, making you feel as if you were the only girl in the entire world.
“hey.” he says quietly. you turn to him noticing that he’s gotten a lot closer. “don’t worry about them it’s just you and me right now.”
“i don’t know what happened. i was fine and then i wasn’t.”
“that’s okay.” he nods, “you’re doing amazing.”
“no, i’m not. this is my job and i can’t even do it without feeling like my world is caving in on itself.”
“everyone deals with something, baby. trust me when i say that you’re not the only actress dealing with this. you’re doing the best you can, alright ?”
you nod slowly as you look down at your hands. he still hadn’t let go.
“you’re gonna have to let go soon so no one says anything.” you mumble, but he heard you due to how close he was.
“i don’t care.” he says. “i’m worried about you right now.”
you look up at him catching his blue eyes shining through his glasses. “i’m okay.”
as drew looks down at you, he knew you weren’t fine. you were just trying to make him feel better about your situation. so, despite what you two had agreed to, his hand cups your jaw softly.
your brows furrow, but you instinctively lean further into his hand. you’re taken aback when he leans in and places a soft kiss on your lips.
you’re too enamored by drew to hear the gasps and murmurs of the fans that saw you guys. madison and jonathan smiling at each other at you two finally being together in public.
as drew pulls away, what just happened finally dawns on you. “drew-“
“i know.” he says, “i care more about you than what people have to say about us.”
you smile softly as he rubs his thumb across your cheek. you nod to yourself as you grab his hand that had been resting on your cheek.
you lean up and place a kiss on his cheek that earns a smile from your boyfriend. as you stand in front of him, drew gushes.
“i’m never washing this cheek again.”
you giggle as he wraps his arms around you pulling him into his chest. planting a kiss on your head as you two sway together.
your worries and anxieties washing away as you’re held by the man you love. and now everyone else knew it, too.
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About my Siberia ocs...
So I think it's important to balance their characterisation in a way in which they are distinctive characters with interesting personalities and backstories but also acknowledges the challenges they face without making their entire character essentially "They're sad all the time because of Russia" or "Stop talking about their struggles under Russia I don't like politics."
I think both are problematic however I find the latter to be far more distasteful because well. This is a nation personification OC we're talking about and not only that, they're essentially nations within a nation (Russia) by virtue of colonisation and so are minority groups within the larger nation. Hell - because of displacement and immigration from European Russia , a lot of these groups are minorities within their own lands. It's a special case when dealing with minority groups/occupied people personifications and it's particularly egregious when someone wants to forgo any kind of acknowledgement of these power imbalances yet still insists that their interpretation is sensitive.
I've seen some pretty bad OCs of Siberian groups which are the product of the creator going "I hate politics stop talking about politics!" or, an almost direct quote, "I hate when people shove politics into historical hetalia." Which... Is an interesting take to say the least considering how history feeds into politics and vice versa. Historical hetalia is a beast in an of itself and is one of the only hetalia communities/bubbles in which "no politics" will get you laughed out the door from what I've seen considering *gestures to my previous statement*. If you've ever taken a history course - you'll know how much history and politics are intertwined.
This is how you get interps which consists of the likes of "Russia was wandering around the empty lands of Siberia" which not only blatantly disregards the brutality of the Russian colonisation of Siberia but also promotes the concept of "Terra Nullius" or "Virgin Land". I'm quoting myself from an even bigger post I have in store which focuses on anti Mongolian sentiment however stereotypes about Mongolians and Siberian groups often overlap because of their placement in Northern Asia, hence why it applies to both,
"In addition, to hone in on Mongolia being an "untouched, pristine" land - this is also a common trope that is launched towards traditionally nomadic "unsettled groups” (such as Siberian and Native American groups). The concept of "Terra Nullius", a Latin word meaning "nobody's land". It completely disregards the presence and rights of the people who inhabit the land and has been historically used to justify the colonisation and displacement of such groups - their land belonged to "nobody" so it was essentially up for grabs...It divorces the people from their landscape and paves the way for dangerous misconceptions and justifications to blossom.
Here is an example of "Terra Nullius" in action in a Russian propaganda poster, encouraging Russians to move to Kazakhstan."
Or interps such as "[Siberian group] has forgiven Russia for everything he did/most things he did and is in love with him" which implies that the mistreatment of the Siberian groups is merely something in the past when it is in fact ongoing. The mistreatment of Siberian groups such as the Sakha, Buryats, Chukchi and Tuvans has been all the more highlighted in their disproportionate mobilisation in the invasion of Ukraine - and the heaps of scapegoating that was subsequently shovelled onto them.
That's not to say ethnic minority soldiers in the Russian army shouldn't be held accountable for their crimes - however that and the fact that they themselves are victims of Russian imperialism can both exist as true statements. The scapegoating is so bad that even Pope Francis joined in, blaming the brunt of the war crimes committed onto "Non Russians" such as Buryats and Chechens, as they do not come from "Russian culture."
Back to my main point... I think the resistance to do research on and publicly acknowledge how these groups live under Russia and what kind of struggles they face in some kind of bid to "not paint them as victims!!11" is sorely misinformed and ignorant. Because well. They are victims.
Not in the sense that you should portray them as sad, pitiful, weak little meow meows but in the sense that yes they are living under Russian occupation and are an occupied people who's been subjected to centuries of Russification, and so compared to making an OC of Mongolia who is an independent nation state at least I think there is far less room to be hauling around "leave politics out of historical hetalia!" "don't talk to me about politics!" "stop victimising them!!" because then it leads to tone deaf interpretations such as "They've forgiven Russia for everything and is in love with him ♥️💖", "Russia is actually [Siberia groups] father", "Here is my singular Siberia OC who represents ALL Siberian groups and by the way Russia is their father" (yes these are all real interpretations I've seen and I've made a separate really strongly worded post ranting about it) and worse. I mean I've literally seen an "aph Siberia oc" who was Russia and France's love child. Terra Nullius executed Hetalia-style.
I don't really think I need to elaborate on why a singular Siberia OC is problematic - Siberia is filled with a myriad of different groups who speak different languages, have different origins and ways of lives and practices, different religions, who've experienced eras of peace and conflict with each other, etc and yeah to shove them all into one personification is an erasure of the sheer diversity that is in Siberia. I definitely don't need to elaborate on why making Russia a father to any of these groups is problematic, to say very the least.
On the point of "don't only portray them in a victimising lense", I think making Siberian groups all depressed all the time is also a Russia-centric perspective. Of course it's ignorant at best to not acknowledge their shared suffering because of Russia however when this point and this point alone is central to their character I believe in a way that it strips them of their autonomy and ability to feel things and do things outside of Russia's gaze. There is absolutely a lot of joy to be had despite their current situation, perhaps even in spite of their current situation. It's ok to give them odd quirks and put them in funny situations as well as acknowledge that they are an occupied people and approach that territory carefully when need be.
For example, I made my Buryatia bubbly and loud but made my Tuva a bit more deadpan because I see them as a pair who often associate with each other and I think the dynamic is funny. I also made Buryatia an overbearing "husband" to Soyot who is perpetually tired™ from all the se- .
I made a crack dynamic between Sakha, Evenkia and Dolgan where Evenkia was Sakha's teacher at first but then became a deadbeat dad leaving Sakha to primarily raise Dolgan, thus Dolgan takes after Sakha and is uh lawyermaxxing👍. Yukaghir is the little old lady of the group who is often forgetful but very nifty and Chukotka acts like a big sister to people which Koryak (who I see as her brother) always finds annoying and they often bicker. Ket is on the slightly edgy side and is extremely particular about his routines and Nganasan terrifies Nenet because he eats reindeer whereas Nenet doesn't.
All of these quirks/ more lighthearted interpretations and "they are an occupied people under Russia" can coexist. One should not be thrown out for the sake of the other.
I think there's also problem - though I've seen this far less, in making Siberia ocs purely as a middle finger at Russia. As in, you made the OC because you wanted to say loud and proud FUCK RUSSIA which well yeah, fuck Russia, but I highly doubt your interest in this group lies outside of wanting to #own the Russians which is dehumanising in and of itself. At least pretend to care about the history and culture instead of using an entire group of people to make a virtue-signally oc purely to try and upset some Russians.
Anyways yeah Siberia 👍
#hetalia#hetalia world stars#hetalia world series#hetalia world twinkle#Aph Siberia#Hetalia Siberia#Hws Siberia#Hws Sakha#Aph Sakha#Aph Buryatia#Hws Buryatia#Hws Tuva#Aph Tuva#Aph Soyot#Hws Soyot#Hws Evenk#Aph Evenk#Hws Dolgan#Aph Dolgan#Aph Yukaghir#Hws Yukaghir#Aph Chukotka#Hws Chukotka#Hetalia Chukotka#Aph Koryak#Hws Koryak#Aph Ket#Hws Ket#Hws nganasan#Hws Nenet
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brief thoughts on my answer to @fredbydawn’s poll asking who do you think mulcahy saw hanging on the cross in 8x22 dreams: i think that all of the other options would make total sense dramaturgically speaking in regard to his personality, but i think that mulcahy saw himself.
like i said in my tags on the poll, i think that it really matters if you think mulcahy is feeling guilt or fear in that final moment. let’s look at the stage directions from the script first:
i agree that mulcahy initially looks horrified as he looks out at the surgery happening. however, i think the way his expression changes after he realizes what’s happening is key to why i think he saw himself.
mulcahy was meant to be a moral compass on M*A*S*H; fallible and human like the rest of us, but ultimately trying to do good. (this is obviously DEEPLY complicated by the fact that he is a white catholic priest in korea, the sociopolitical implications of which are basically ignored and rarely interrogated by the show.) i think that mulcahy is often shown to be both self-sacrificing and egotistical (“mulcahy’s war” being a good example of this), which would track with the ways we see this dynamic being explored in this episode. the fact that he’s dressed as the pope—echoes of “captains outrageous” when he’s upset about not getting promoted—signifies that now he’s at the highest he can be, the most devout, the best, most faithful, and he still can’t do anything to stop the war and death and destruction. even having died on the cross like christ, which for mulcahy would be the ultimate sacrifice, does nothing. he looks entirely helpless.
i also think that mulcahy’s helplessness comes from a place of guilt. i think you can read mulcahy’s guilt for participating in war at all as something that contributes to his perspective that he doesn’t actually “do” much in terms of being useful at the 4077th (and, on a macro level, winning and/or ending the war—again, the imperialist nature of the korean war is less emphasized in later seasons but this could have been a strong episode to push that perspective more). this also could tie into why he would want to make that big a sacrifice, to try and actually “do” something good for the benefit of others. and even after he sees himself literally do what christ did, the war machine keeps right on rolling. that’s pretty hard to grapple with
i think that if this episode had had longer implications for the characters (across more than one episode) it would have been interesting to see mulcahy have a real crisis of faith. i think seeing him grapple with the meaning of what he’s devoted his life to and whether or not it does anything or is worth it would have been fantastic character development for him, regardless of whether or not he retains his specific beliefs.
anyways. that’s why i think he saw himself. he witnessed himself make the ultimate sacrifice and it did nothing.
#francis mulcahy#mash#tv: mash#mash meta#this is a bit of a ramble i might go back and edit later but. that's my thoughts on this
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You don’t know who your dealing with (r.c.)
A/n: a little something I’ve been working now, hope you like it 😉
Summary: your parents got a job promotion and you had to move to outerbanks. You were invited to a party and ended up having a hook up with the host not knowing that it would turn into an obsession.
“Already making friends so fast” your mom questioned from the stove where she was making dinner. “Just this girl I met at the beach today. She seemed nice, said her brother was throwing a party and I should come and meet some of her friends” you said trying not to sound too excited. Your parents knew how hard this move has been for you, leaving your old life behind and starting completely over at your age was hard. “Well have fun. And don’t drink too much” your dad said looking up from his newspaper as you waved at them both and walked out the door getting in your car and driving to the address Sarah sent you. “Y/n! I’m so glad you could make it. Come meet some people” she said as you fixed your skirt feeling a little nervous. “This is John B, JJ, pope, and that’s Kiara” she said introducing you to the group sitting in the living room sipping on their drinks. You took a seat next to JJ and he handed you a beer. “Thanks” you said giving him a weak smile. “So what brings a pretty girl like you to obx” JJ questioned. “My parents got a job promotion and we had to move” you said. The rest of the night was filled with conversation has you got to know the group better, you didn’t drink more than the one beer JJ gave you since you still had to drive back home. “I’m just gonna go to the bathroom” you said standing up and making your way through the gigantic house. You pushed your way through the crowd and someone shoved you from the back causing you to run into a girl and making her spill her drink all over herself. “What the fuck!” She exclaimed looking down at her ruined outfit. “Im so sorry, it was accident” you apologized. “You ruined my favorite shirt bitch” she said coming into your face. “I said it was an accident, someone pushed me into you im sorry” you snapped back at her. “What’s going on here?” A deep voice said behind you “rafe. This slut spilled her drink on me” the annoying blonde said. “What-” You started to explain yourself but were interrupted by the boy. “I think you should apologize” he said staring between you two. “I already did” you said. “Not you, you” he said pointing to the the blonde. “What? I didn’t do anything” she said annoyed. “I saw what happened Susie, don’t be a cunt. Apologize or leave” he said coming to stand by your side and wrapping his hand around your waist. “Whatever” she said rolling her eyes and pushing past you two. “I’m Rafe. You look new” he said smiling down at you. “I just moved here. Y/n” you said taking a step back, a little uncomfortable from how close he was to you. “You want a drink?” He said raising a brow as he clearly checked you out. You scoffed at his eyes scanning your body “no thanks. Just looking for the bathroom” you said desperately looking around for Sarah. “I can show you” he said taking your hand in his and dragging you up the stairs into his room and locking the door. “You can use the one in my room” he said taking a seat on the bed as you looked at him with a puzzled look. “Wait your Sarah’s brother?” You said feeling a little bit as ease knowing how kind Sarah was, her brother wouldn’t be any different. He nodded at you as he pointed to the bathroom. Once you were done you came out to him still sitting on the bed. “Thanks. And thanks for defending me downstairs” you said taking a seat next to him on the bed. “No worries, Susie’s just a bitch” he said turning his head towards yours. You bit your lip as your eyes connected and he pressed his lips to yours. You froze for a second before kissing him back and he pulled you onto his lap. Your fingers ran through his hair tugging at it, causing him to grunt into your mouth. You pulled away to catch your breath and he took the opportunity to attach his lips to your neck, sucking at the skin and making you squeak out a moan. He smirked at your sounds and pulled away to look at you. “Why’d you stop” you said squirming as you felt your panties soak with your arousal. He chuckled darkly before speaking “trust me doll, if I fuck you tonight I’ll ruin you for good” you saw his eyes grow dark and your pussy clenched
“What if I want you to fuck me?” You said wrapping your hands around the back of his neck and grinding into his erection. “You don’t know who your dealing with y/n” he said gripping your ass and pulling at the exposed skin from your skirt being scrunched up. “Ah” you moaned. “Show me then” you said. He flipped you over so he was hovering over your body and immediately ripped your skirt off your body making you yelp from his harsh actions. You tried to speak but he rubbed your clit through your panties causing your body to go limp under him every thought washed out your mind. “You asked for this princess” he said pulling his shirt over his head and tossing it on the ground before positioning himself between your legs and pulling your panties down. He stuffed them into his pocket and positioned your legs on either side of his broad shoulders bringing his tongue down to lick between your folds. You jerked back from the feeling of his warm tongue embracing your juices. “Rafe” you exhaled his name as your eyes rolled to the back of your head. He attached his lips around your clit and sucked like it was his only supply of oxygen. He devoured you perfectly. You tried to move your legs closed but his grip was to strong on them. “I’m gonna cum” you managed to get out before he pulled away making you whimper from the denied release. “I told you, you don’t know who your dealing with” he said before giving you your underwear back and grabbing his shirt and walking out the bedroom.
A/n: ah! I don’t know if I should make a part two to this or just leave it as is. Lmk what you guys think 😏
(Not proof read)
Part 2
#rafe cameron#outer banks#drew starkey#dark rafe cameron#outerbanks#smut#drewstarkey#drewstarkey smut#rafecameron#fanfic#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron blurb#rafe outer banks#rafe x reader#rafe fluff
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Round 4 - Catholic Character Tournament
Propaganda below ⬇️
Gambit
He is catholic, cares about the cross and baby jesus and everything. He also has red and black eyes and a member of a Guild of Thieves. He has been a thief since a child and is proud of it. His marriage was anulled and he got remarried later, but inbetween he had a lot of sex with random people. The fact that he is catholic and doing all this shit is never brought into question.
Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler Propaganda:
good lord where do i start. in the animated series he converts logan to catholisism and then fucks off basically thats the main thing he did there. i think one time they tried to make him a demon to explain how he looked but everyone hated that. he sold his soul one time to help his friends out after he died. he and logan have a weird little gay thing. he was a priest one time but he was made a priest by a fake bishop from a religion that hates mutants iirc so he just wasnt a priest. like 3 people have written him in a way i like and one of those is my friend just talking about how they view him.
wow marvel loves making catholic characters dress/look like demons
Kurt is a mutant who was born to mystique who looks a LOT like a devil (technically is half one but that cannon truth isn’t real go back to bed), his mother dropped him off a cliff when he was born and he was picked up by a Romani group/circus (fuck old comics man) however he then narrowly escaped being sold to a freak show and found himself in a small German town. There he met a kind priest, who showed him God, and he quickly grew attached to the idea- However, it wasn’t long before people began labeling him a demon and soon the whole town was against him with pitchforks and fire. Cornered and injured, Kurt thought this might be the end for him- maybe he would see heaven so long after finding it- but he was then saved by Charles Xavier who invited him to the X-Men. AND ITS BEEN SO MANY YEARS AND HE HAS BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH THERE. SO MUCH. SO GOD DAMN MUCH. BUT THE MOST AAAA THING TO ME CONCERNING HIS FAITH HE WHEN HE LITERALLY DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN BUT THEN BECAUSE OF DRAMA WITH HIS FATHER HAD TO BRING HIS FRIENDS IN WITH HIM FROM THE BEYOND. THEN WITH ALOT OF TROUBLE THEY FOUGHT HIS FATHER AND THE ONLY WAY KURT SAW TO STOP HIM WAS IN A MOVE THAT STRIPPED THEM BOTH OF THEIR SOULS AND PUT THEM BACK ON EARTH. SO KURT CANONICALLY HAS NOW LOST HIS ABILITY FOR ETERNAL PEACE, LOST HIS VERY SOUL, TO SAVE PEOPLE- AND ALSO TOLD NO ONE NOT EVEN HIS GAY LOVER WOLVERINE.
Nightcrawler is a mutant vigilante who looks like a classical demon. He can’t even go to church without people panicking and trying to exorcize him. Despite it all, he’s so full of faith and hope and compassion, and he wants to believe the best of everyone. Also, he’s bffs with an extremely angry Jewish sword lesbian. That has nothing to do with anything, but it’s important to me that you all know that.
What if you were a devout christian and literally looked like the devil? He nearly became the pope, which was a plot by some supervillains that also involved faking a rapture? There is nothing like comics I swear to god.
A catholic who is half demon I don’t think I can better explain a struggle than that. But his character is so relatable to people who feel unwelcome with their congregation because of something that is a part of them but still feeling a connection to the faith. Kurt actively engaged in his faith and shares how his faith helps him through all the things he has faced in life and how he found a home with those of the church who leave the judging to God.
so they made kurt a priest briefly before deciding to retcon it, resulting in nightcrawler actually being part of a plan by villains to promote him to pope then reveal to the world that the pope is a demon. wild.
I have a side blog and a tattoo about him and i really really want him to win
Wisecracking devil-appearing devout Catholic with the Best superpower (teleportation)? HECK YES
German Catholic circus acrobat who looks like a demon & can teleport through a hellish alternate dimension with a puff of sulfur. Character of all time.
hes catholic and his dad is the devil. what could be funnier than that. also hes my silly little guy.
Nightcrawler is the world’s most fun catholic priest. I first was introduced to this kindhearted teleporting acrobat while he saved a boat full of stowaway refugees from inter dimensional pirates with swashbuckling gusto!
#cct polls#tumblr tournament#tumblr bracket#tumblr polls#polls#kurt wagner#x men#nightcrawler#marvel#xmen#x men comics#marvel x men#r4#gambit#remy lebeau
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Badonkadonk: a Santiago Garcia imagine
Gif by @santigarcia
IMAGINE.
Going jean shopping with Santiago “Pope” Garcia. You’re friends (though you wish you were more), and you’re at the mall together one Saturday (yes, obviously you also swung by Home Depot on the way), and he says he needs your help to pick some out.
Fine, you think. No problem.
But, as he ducks into the changing room with several pairs you realise your grave error. You realise who you’re dealing with here. You remember his… assets.
Any moment now, he’s going to be waltzing out in a succession of snug fits, parading his shapely badonkadonk right in front of you. 😱 Lifting up his t-shirt to show you the full shape, giving you a tiny sneak of that soft tum too.
This is outright warfare. But, it’s far too late to abort mission.
He comes out in the first pair and you thank the stars that they’re a little ill-fitting, actually. A little baggy, a little too long.
Phew. A close call. You tell him no. Not those ones.
But the jeans keep on getting progressively tighter as he sizes down, and every time he’s coming out, he’s doing a little pace around, a little twirl, a little jut of his hip, a pop of those shapely cheeks. And you have to look, because that’s the whole point, isn’t it? And all the while, he’s looking intently at your face, waiting for your opinion.
You feel see-through.
“Those ones,” you choke out, feeling a flood of heat rush to your face (and to other places). “Those look good on you. Get them.”
“Yeah?” He seems unsure, and he’s still turning his head over his shoulder, checking out his rump in the mirror.
“Trust me.”
“Are you okay?” He asks obliviously, upon seeing you begin to fan yourself with a promotional pamphlet.
“Sure. I’m just gonna go get some air.”
You wait outside of the store, all flustered, until he finally pops out, his new purchases all bagged up. Thankfully, you’ve composed yourself a little by then.
“You good?” he asks, stroking your arm like the tactile bastard he is.
“Yeah. Actually, yeah.” He smiles fondly at you, and you can’t help it, but a mischievous glint takes over your eyes. “You know what? There’s something I wanna get your opinion on too.”
“Sure. Happy to return the favour. What is it?”
“Lingerie. Come and help me try some on?”
Santiago’s eyes bug. Suddenly he is the one to look flustered.
Oh well. It’s definitely time for a bit of payback.
It’s also time to find out the answer to your question, once and for all. That is; whether you and Santiago can ever end up being more than friends.
From the way he’s drooling before you’ve even reached the store though, you’re pretty confident you already know the answer.
#I’m sorry okay#inspired by real life 😆#santiago pope garcia x reader#santiago garcia#quick blurb#triple frontier
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Dating The TF Boys Headcanons
Santiago “Pope” Garcia
the king of forehead kisses
like everytime he greets you it’s kiss on the mouth then on the forehead
LOVES to travel
takes you places and takes pictures everywhere you go
when you compile a scrap book full of all of your pictures for him, he tries to play it off like he isn’t about to cry over the gesture
loves to try new food
you both make a competition out of it
“baby, i’m tellin’ you there’s no way you’d be willing to try more options here than me”
isn’t huge on petnames but your name (and nickname if you’re apart of delta) is his favorite thing in the world
he’s definitely the type to wanna be the big spoon always
but does like to have your head on his chest and his hand trailing up and down your back leisurely sometimes
massages!!! (on both of your ends)
isn’t big on PDA but likes to have his hand on your back or hip at all times
loves eye contact
if you struggle with holding his eyes, he’d gently tilt your head back up to meet his eyes before he continued talking
isn’t the best at remembering shit
but is super sentimental and goes all out on your birthday
not in a “i’m throwing the biggest party” but in a “i’m taking them to spot where we had our first date to have a picnic” or some shit like that
likes to watch soccer and ADORES you when you put in effort to learn and/or watch it with him
you in his favorite players jersey has santi falling in love
has a hard time sleeping without you
he didn’t have a problem before but once he had you cozily pressed up against him and saw you in the glow of the morning he NEVER wants to go back
Frankie “Catfish” Morales
the most understanding man you’ll ever meet
and the best listener too
frankie not only is your boyfriend but your best friend too
best supporter ever
your wins are his wins too (and vice versa)
is a BRAGGER
“y/n just got promoted, so fucking proud.” …. “yeah, yeah, man. they’re great, i’m telling ya.”
smells like coffee and leather
picks up on the fact that you like the way he smells and teases you horribly about it
secretly loves physical affection. he tries to downplay it like it’s you who likes it but… it’s him
“babe, if you wanna hug me all you gotta do is ask.”
hand on your thigh
in the car? on your thigh. at dinner? on your thigh. laying down? resting on your thigh.
likes when you pull him down to rest on your lap
he also likes to pull your legs into his lap
runs his hand up and down your calf while your legs are there too
let’s you wear his favorite cap
can’t sleep without white noise
which drives you crazy at first bc why the hell does the tv have to be on but turned so low
frankie picks up on your slight irritation one night so he turns it off
then you see the nightmares and understand
is really good at communicating
he doesn’t see the point in keeping anything from you bc he trusts and love you so much
Ben “Benny” Miller
the definition of late night drives for dates
despite his rough appearance, benny is the biggest sweetheart to walk the planet
but only you get to see that
goes out of his way to make sure you always are comfortable and have what you need
“honey, jus’ tell me what you need from the store and i’ll get it” ……. “no. no. don’t you even think of getting out of bed” ….. “baby, you’re sick, that’s why. goodness, you’re sweet and all but you’re gonna end up killin’ me one day with your stubbornness.”
benny has a problem with staying still
he found that running in the morning helps
even when you loath it you try and get up and get moving with him
like santi, he isn’t the best at remembering shit
but he does remember smaller things
like how you take your coffee/tea in the morning
he fucking loves when you play with his hands or card your hands through his hair
is a BIG PDA fan
touching anywhere and everywhere is a must for him
grazing your cheeks, deep kisses, obnoxiously swinging your hands while intertwined
loves to use my girl/boy
this man is a protector thru and thru
fucking hates people talking shit about those he cares about
and he’ll show them just how much
bc of this you have to constantly bandage this boy up (also bc of MMA)
likes to take you fishing
you pretend like you have no idea how to do any of it so he can show you
he knows your playing but loves to be behind you and direct you on what to do
same with playing pool
hugs from behind and cheek kisses >
like fish, he’ll let you wear his favorite cap
takes it off his head and snugs it onto yours backwards
fixes your hair and then just continues on like he didn’t just do what he did
you know when benny is fully in love with you when he introduces you to Will
benny being the little brother he looks up to his big brother a lot
which means his opinion means a lot
therefore means a lot to you
Will loves you ofc
Will finds it hilarious how head over boots ben is for you (lol)
after Will, benny takes you to meet all of the guys
and once again they all adore you
they tease benny that you’re way out of his league
benny just smirks, “hell yeah they are”, then kisses your cheek
Will “Ironhead” Miller
• my mf baby
is the most doting man ever
acts of service is definitely his love language
and psychical affection
isn’t a fan of PDA tho
does like to have his arm around your shoulders and one of your hands locked in the hand that’s around your shoulders (hopefully that made sense)
is a great cook and loves to cook with you
one time you cooked for him before he got home
that solidified that fact that he was in love with you
keeps track of EVERYTHING
literally a record book of everything y’all have ever done
also bc of this he’s super observant and attentive
it’s really hard for him to open up about his PTSD
tries to push you away when things get bad or he has an episode
but you’re patient with him and listen to his needs when he does communicate them
it definitely helps make it easier as time go on for him to talk with you about it
HOODIES
he has so fucking many, it’s not even funny
then he starts to notice how his collection starts to dwindle down
until he looks in your closet to see all of them there
he secretly loves it even tho he definitely lightly teases you about it
if you’re short he definitely would pick on you about that too
but no one else can say shit about it
protective with a capital P
isn’t possessive or jealous at all but protective most definitely
if you’re apart of delta, he definitely told pope that in order for him to be on board you would have to be kept out of the mission
the good thing is Will understands mental health struggles
you need something he’s there
always
have anxiety about ordering food when you’re at a restaurant, don’t have to tell him twice
bear hugs!!!!!
oh god i could go on about him forever someone stop me
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In Love With A Pogue
TW: Smut. Language. Slight angst with Pogues vs Kooks tension.
SUMMARY: Your secret relationship with Topper is exposed, leading to a confession and a change in the existence of Kooks and Pogues as you know it…
WORD COUNT: 1600
REQUESTED
gillybear17 asked:
Hi!!! I have a Topper request that’s similar to the John B secret imagine. The reader is a Pogue secretly dating topper and they get caught making out by the Pogues and kooks. I would love it to be smut after they explain that they are in love and nothing will change how they feel about each other. Maybe Topper admit she loves the reader in front of everyone and he doesn’t care who knows.
In Love With A Pogue
The way that you two would look at each other made it a miracle that nobody knew the lust that burned between you. But this was because you were more than careful as you were aware nobody would understand the way you found each other over this last summer. The most unlikely of individuals managed to fight beyond their social responsibilities and build something truly beautiful. The only unfortunate detail was that of it needing to be done in secret. And yet, it also worked along the fire of passion continuously building before you in this moment. So much so that a simple glance over the rim of a disposal cup would act as a beckoning to act on such prohibited desires.
"I've been needing to touch you all night-" Topper spoke between the kiss as he led you to the side of the house, a nameless Kook who threw yet another summer party, acting as an excuse to be together without raising eyebrows.
"And this dress, babe, are you TRYING to make everyone see what being with you does to me?"
"What DOES it do to you?" You asked as your hands fell towards his cock, already pressing at attention at the mere thought of you. But his intentions were more than sex, something you knew nobody would understand as they believed Topper was as shallow as a kiddie pool, and that would be a compliment. But you knew the other side of him. A side he proved yet again as he pulled your hand to his chest.
"I swear everytime I see you, my heart stops…and then when I see you dance…I want you moving with me like that…and when you smile, I want to be the reason-"
"You are, Top…I haven't smiled this much in my entire life-"
"And when your sleep, I want it to be in my arms. Waking up to kiss you…" His hands ran down your hips. "To remind you how lucky I am to be the one who keeps you up late…and wakes you up early…" His lips teased your neck as his hands pulled your dress up just slightly.
"Jesus, I swear I will never get tired of your body moving like that for me…"
"How about how wet it is?"
"Oh? Are you?"
"So much, Top…being so close and not able to touch you, all I think about is what will happen when we get to be alone."
"Well we are now…" His hand pulled the tie of your bikini top loose before your breast was exposed. The second his hand collected it within his palm, his fingers on the rival hand were inside of your shorts.
"And you ARE soaked for me." You took his hand sharply, by his wrist.
"You don't want me to make you come baby?"
"I want you to fuck me, Top-YOU, not your fingers…"
"Put look at that face right there…the face I've wanted to be the reason for all night…why would I stop when you're feeling so good for me?"
"Oh God…"
"Yeah? Ride my hand baby…let me-"
"Are you fucking kidding me man?! A pogue?!" Rafe’s voice promoted Topper to guard you while he helped you redress.
"Just stop-"
"I get it for a quick fuck, but you look like you were actually making love to her or something-" The commotion brought both social groups of the core pogues and Kooks together, all to denounce any support for what they witnessed.
"Don’t talk about her like that…But so what…What if I was? Gonna wreck me for it?"
"A Kook?!" Pope asked as Kiara and JJ looked at each other with confusion and then to you with almost pained expressions.
"Nobody else on our side impressed with you placing seventh in nationals?" Kelce shot as JJ focused to you, "If you needed someone to use for frustration, there are literally hundreds of guys who would-"
"You know what? I am glad this happened." Topper took your hand, looking back at you as if asking you to test him, as you wrapped your other hand over hod in further validation.
"Maybe it shouldn't have happened. Maybe we are adding a reason for you to hate each other, but I can't hate her. She's passionate and strong and adventurous, smart as hell and I don't have to tell any of you how beautiful she is…and…And I love her." He turned to face you.
"I love you-"
"You're better than this. Maybe you just need someone in your system but it's over now, okay,-" Kiara tried to pull you away. "Don't let them use pretty words-" You shot back.
"I don't expect anyone to understand that but I love how he looks at me…how we can talk without saying a word and feel deeper than just the surface of the skin. I love that he is ambitious and I won't apologize for anything because…because I love him too…" Your eyes came to him before your feet quickly made up the distance.
"So if any of you have a problem with it, consider yourself cut off…" He spoke while setting his forehead to yours. "I want the whole entire world to know she's mine." Without a care of a response from your friends, who were left in shock, you were taken away from public eyes and into the closest room.
"Out!" Topper commanded to a duo of peers halfway through a blunt. "OUT!" He ordered with your lips on his neck, his hand running up your back and through your hair.
"So just how long have you loved me, Top?" You asked as you pulled back from a kiss as he would smirk.
"Long enough to know you're worth risking it all for…"
"And you?" He asked while helping you out of your shorts as you extended the tension while waiting to answer until he was shirtless.
"Long enough to know there isn't anything you can say or I can do that will ever change it…"
His smirk widened to your words.
"What?"
"Then say yes…" He laid you onto your back, hovering over you as your brows raised in intrigue to this proposition.
"Make it official and say yes to being my girlfriend…"
The word, one you weren't sure would ever be associated between the two of you in genuine existence was now offered on a silver platter.
"Yes. I want to be your girlfriend, Topper."
"Then let me make my girlfriend come…" He moved between your legs, a trained trail of fingers pulling your thighs wide as he untangled the bow of your swim bottoms until you were naked for him.
"And let me do something about this mess…" He kissed your thigh softly before inching closer. Your back came to an immediate arch to the fervor of his tongue familiarized to you once again. There was something different in his actions, however, that made every sensation deeper. And you knew exactly why. It was because you were in love. Even if you'd never spoken the words prior to tonight you could feel it, evidence of that strengthened now.
"I'm gonna come, Top!"
"You didn't want my fingers to do it earlier, you wanted it on my cock…you still want-"
"Yes!"
"Then who am I to deny my girlfriend?" You were turned onto your knees, ass pulled level to his hips before he pulled down his trunks and exposed himself to the air.
"Say it again, please Top…"
"Girlfriend?" He trusted into you. "You like being labeled for me?" His hand was around your neck as he pulled you up to his chest, creating perspiration between you by the continued thrusts and attempts to speak intelligible through the pleasure.
"You like that I officially own you?" You scoffed.
"You don't own me, Top-"
"No? This ass isn't mine?" He asked with a slap. "This mouth?" A passionate French kiss made you breathless before his hand fell to your clit. "This perfect little pussy?"
You only smirked.
"Then I shouldn't let it come then. If it isn't mine, you don't need me to-"
"Please, Top-" He was behind you, lips to your war.
"Then say it's mine. Tell me what I want to hear. Tell me."
"Yours. It's all yours."
"But are you?"
"Yes!"
"Then come on my cock to prove it baby…and let me fuck it right back I you to prove your just as much mine."
Pistons of a murderous pace would do just that as you were taken to fave him once your highs were reached and the ecstasy altered to bliss.
"Does that mean I get to call you boyfriend?" You asked while looking at him with a goofy smirk, arms folded at his lower chest to meet his eyes.
"Whatever you want, babe."
"We should get those couples shirts and matching necklaces-" You tormented him with a list of potential what is as he would smirk.
"As long as it makes you happy and you know you're mine, I'll do it."
"I think this'll work out just fine, boyfriend."
"Couldn't agree more, girlfriend…"
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THOUGHTS ON EPISODES 7 AND 8:
Episode 7:
RICHELIEU MY POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW
A Richelieu-centric episode ??? Sign me THE FUCK IN (seriously though he may be my favorite character in the book i'll take any crumbs I can)
Also loved to see him and Milady interacting more !!! Super nice 🖤⚜️
GO APESHIT RICHELIEU
FUCK THE POPE RICHELIEU
In the book (SPOILER ALERT) Milady tells a story very similar to the false testimony she gives in court in order to make Buckingham's right-hand man believe he abducted and raped her and turn him against him- it's really nice to see that referenced in the show
Like to see Louis actually having a personnality
Liked Ninon ! But why would you fall for Athos when ARAMIS IS RIGHT HERE
Also I do think they didn't need her to romance anyone to make her interesting in that episode ? I understand it's the usual plot device but ah well
Love how the last shot of the episode is Constance pining d'Artagnan against a shelf. We all know who's the top in the relationship
To conclude: great episode, did I mention i loved to see more of Richelieu ?
RICHELIEU MY POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW
Episode 8:
MILADY MY POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW
Love how the skirt-chasing for money is exactly how it works in the book
Alice (Porthos' love interest) is a pretty good reference to his mistress in the book and a very nice lady but I think the hilarity of Porthos having to deal with her original version would've been amazing (an older woman married to a cupid man who won't spend a dime while they're both just desperately waiting for him to pass to inherit his fortune)
Love how (in the French version at least) d'Artagnan is barely portrayed as actually caring for his farmers' lives, only his cash xD
De Tréville is a good dad
Love d'Artagnan just walking into Richelieu's office like he owns the place
Richelieu is having a mental breakdown
GOOD FOR HIM MY POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW
But don't be mean to Milady >=(
Milady and Athos being like: love in the air ? Wrong ! Gas leak =D
Mr. Bonacieux is very nice with Constance though. Like I would not have reacted that well
Also nice to see him working for Richelieu. The people who made this show clearly dearly care for the book
d'Artagnan getting promoted !!! Yeah =D now he's got the cool shoulder pad
d'Artagnan in the book 5000000000% wants Milady and does still a dude's identity for the second time in order to essentially rape her though so it's nice to see d'artagnan having a moral backbone more solid than that of a chocolate éclair
So uh. I do think Aramis took his own sword back from his ex's grave
Btw in French at least right before they start the duel d'artagnan says something like "speaking from personal experience, never trust in love" and Athos gives him a dramatic side eye. This can be explained in two ways: 1- he relates 2- d'artagnan YOU'RE SAYING THAT IN FRONT OF YOUR POLYCULE
Also once Alice dumps Porthos in the French version him and Aramis have an exchange that's like "So you're not gonna marry her" "Who would take care of you if I did" and I love them
Before he gets dumped, Porthos also says something to the effect of "there's a life after being a musketeer" to shut Aramis' criticism down. Boy don't give him ideas. If this was book! Aramis he'd take it to heart have an existential crisis lock himself in a room for weeks and whip himself crying about how he's gonna become a cleric
Edit: fixed a typo from Milady and Porthos to Milady and Athos
#the musketeers#d'artagnan#aramis#porthos#athos#richelieu#milady de winter#louis xiii#the three musketeers#alexandre dumas#dgix watches the musketeers#the musketeers bbc#monsieur bonacieux#constance bonacieux
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What is your favorite Christmas tv movie?
I assume you mean of the cheesy Hallmark variety, in which case it pre-dates Hallmark Christmas movies. It's Recipe For A Perfect Christmas and Lifetime is stupid for no longer airing it every year. It's almost like a REAL movie. It's about a food critic who is super busy doing food critic stuff and trying to get a promotion so when when her mom shows up unannounced during the holidays, she offloads him on a chef in exchange for reviewing his struggling restaurant before they are forced to shut down. Only to realize that SHE likes the chef who she thinks now likes her mom.
On the surface, that seems whatever BUT you've got young hot Bobby Cannavale as the chef, the best Chris (Christine Baranski) as the mom who used to be a cruise ship performer and is charming as only Christine Baranski can be, and Carly Pope fresh-ish off Popular and in her heyday of doing made-for-TV movies (I maintain that ABCFamily's This Time Around is still the best thing that Brian Austin Green did with his post-90210 career to this day) playing yet another hot proto-girlboss who is borderline annoying (because it was the early 2000s so everyone without a man was written as being too focused because they were overcompensating for loneliness by being hyper-competent). It's not even overly Christmas-y, but the cast is SO GREAT and it's a ton of fun!
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Don't Lose Your Head!
Listen to this while reading!
Opposite: Grew up in the French Court Oui, oui, bonjour Life was a chore so-! -Walking around-
Julie and her sisters: he set sail!
Opposite: 1522 came straight to the UK All the British dudes, lame!
Random guy: *Flirting with Opposite*
Opposite: -Slaps the guy-
Julie and her sisters: Epic fail!
Julie and her sisters: Ooh!
Opposite: I wanna dance and sing! -Dancing around-
Julie and her sisters: Politics!
Opposite: not my thing. -Sticks out tongue-
Julie and her sisters: Ooh
Howdy: -Accidentaly runs into Opposite- I apologize! -Helps opposite up-
Opposite: but then I met the King! And soon my daddy said, "You should try and get ahead"! -Evil grin-
Opposite: He wanted me, ha! obviously Messaging me like everyday! Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding I was prêt-à-manger! -Holding a letter-
Julie and her sisters: Ooh
Opposite: sent a reply~
Julie and her sisters: Ooh
Opposite: just saying hi!~
Julie and her sisters: Ooh
Opposite: you're a nice guy. i'll think about it maybe, xo baby~ -Blows a kiss-
Julie and her sisters: Uh oh!
Opposite: Here we go! -Rolls eyes-
Julie and her sisters: You sent him kisses! -Gasp-
Opposite: -Sees Howdy and Barnaby on the throwns- 😧
Opposite: I didn't know I would move in with his misses! -Pissed-
Julie and her sisters: What?
Opposite: Get a life! -Walks in-
Julie and her sisters: You're living with his wife?
Opposite: Like, what was I meant to do? -Walking around- Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said I'm just tryna have some fun! -Smiles- Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head! I didn't mean to hurt anyone! (Not yet! -Giggles-)
Barnaby: -Agrivated with Howdy-
Opposite: LOL! say oh well! Or go to hell! I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said! Don't lose your head! -Does cut throat motion with hand twords Barnaby-
Opposite: -Playing in bed next to Howdy- Three in the bed and the little one said "if you wanna be wed, make up your mind! Her or me, chum! Don't wanna be some Guy in a threesome!"
Howdy: not a bad idea-! -Smiles-
Opposite: Are you blind?! -Pissed off-
Julie and her sisters: Ooh
-At dinner-
Barnaby: -Drinks tea-
Opposite: don't be bitter.
Julie and her sisters: Ooh
Opposite: cause I'm fitter. -Smiles-
Julie and her sisters: Ooh
Opposite: why hasn't it hit him? -Jumps up and slams fist on table- He doesn't want to bang you, Somebody hang you!!!
Julie and her sisters: Uh oh!
Opposite: here we go... -In room-
Julie and her sisters: Your comic went viral
Opposite: I didn't really mean it but rumours spiral!
Julie and her sisters: Wow Wallace, way to make the country hate you!
Opposite: Mate, what was I meant to do? Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said I'm just tryna have some fun Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head I didn't mean to hurt anyone. LOL, say oh well! Or go to hell! I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said. Don't lose your head!
Opposite: Tried to elope But the pope said nope Our only hope was Howdy! He got a promotion Caused a commotion Set in motion the C of E.
Opposite: -Changing clothes- The rules were so outdated, Us two wanted to get x-rated!
Julie and her sisters: Soon ex-communicated!
Opposite: Everybody chill, its totes God's will!
Opposite: -Walks in on Howdy with a woman-
Opposite: Henry's out every night on the town Just sleeping around, like what the hell?! If that's how it's gonna be! Maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three just to make him jell! -Holding onto another guy- Howdy finds out and he goes mental! He screams and shouts, Like so judgemental!
Howdy: You damn that witch! -Goes to hit Opposite-
Opposite: -Grabs Howdy's arm- Mate, just shut up! I wouldn't be such a bitch, If you could get it up!
Julie and her sisters: uh oh!
Opposite: Here we go!
Julie and her sisters: (Is that what you said?)
Opposite: And now he's going 'round like off with his head! -Tears form in eyes-
Julie and her sisters: (No!)
Opposite: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he means it!
Julie and her sisters: (Seems it)
Opposite: What was I meant to do?
Julie and her sisters: (What was she meant to do?)
Opposite: Like what was I meant to do? -Falls to the ground-
(What was he meant to do?)
Opposite: No, but what was I meant to do?! -Gets draged out of room-
Julie and her sisters: Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said I'm just tryna have some fun Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head I didn't mean to hurt anyone!!!
Barnaby: LOL! say oh well! Or go to hell!!! -Towers over opposite at the execution-
Julie and her sisters: she's going to hell!
Opposite: Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Julie and her sisters: Sorry, not sorry 'bout what she said
Opposite: Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said!!!Don't lose your head... -Head gets cut off- Haha sorry... -face turns white with a wide smile-
#welcome home#wally darling#opposite wally#wally welcome home#random art#barnaby x howdy#Barnaby#howdy#opposite wally darling#Spotify
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… Grew up in the French Court
Oui, oui, bonjour
Life was a chore so (she set sail)
1522 came straight to the UK
All the British dudes, lame
Epic fail
… Ooh, I wanna dance and sing
Politics, not my thing
Ooh, but then I met the King
And soon my daddy said, "You should try and get ahead"
… He wanted me, huh, obviously
Messaging me like everyday
Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding
I was prêt-à-manger
… Ooh, sent a reply
Ooh, just saying hi
Ooh, you're a nice guy
I'll think about it maybe, xo baby
… Here we go
(You sent him kisses)
I didn't know I would move in with his misses
(What?)
Get a life
You're living with his wife?
Like, what was I meant to do?
… Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head
… Three in the bed and the little one said
If you wanna be wed, make up your mind
Her or me, chum
Don't wanna be some
Girl in a threesome
Are you blind?
… Ooh, don't be bitter
Ooh, 'cause I'm fitter
Ooh, why hasn't it hit her?
He doesn't want to bang you
Somebody hang you
… Here we go
Your comic went viral
I didn't really mean it but rumours spiral
Wow Anne, way to make the country hate you
Mate, what was I meant to do?
… Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head
… Tried to elope
But the pope said nope
Our only hope was Henry
He got a promotion
Caused a commotion
Set in motion the C of E
… The rules were so outdated
Us two wanted to get x-rated
Soon, ex-communicated
Everybody chill, its totes God's will
… Henry's out every night on the town
Just sleeping around, like what the hell?
If that's how it's gonna be
Maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three
Just to make him jell
… Henry finds out and he goes mental
He screams and shouts
Like so judgemental
You damn that witch
Mate, just shut up
I wouldn't be such a b-
If you could get it up
… Here we go
(Is that what you said?)
And now he's going 'round like off with her head
(No)
… Yeah, I'm pretty sure he means it
(Seems it)
What was I meant to do?
(What was she meant to do?)
Like what was I meant to do?
(What was she meant to do?)
No, but what was I meant to do?
… Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell (she's going to hell)
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what she said
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head
Are you one of my family members? Or are you torturing me for a reason other than enjoyment?
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have 8, 9, 11, and 13 from the gw2 asks for whoever you most feel like talking about at the moment! :) @kerra-and-company
Ok I'll answer for the new characters Blaze and Boxx :)
8. How willing are they to bend/break the rules for their cause (be it selfless or otherwise)?
Blaze- VERY willing to break rules. Blaze doesn't respect any authority but their own moral code. Unless the rules are in place for a damn good reason like keeping people safe. But they're ONLY cooperating this time because it's the right thing to do. Otherwise they do what they want. Okay FINE they'll also listen to gunhilde when it's ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY... sometimes.... maybe...
Boxx- boxx is the complete opposite of Blaze. He LOVES rules and formality and etiquette and hierarchy so much. He enjoys systems to manipulate in his favor, social and intellectual traps to lure enemies into. That being said, he has no attachment to following the rules when bending or breaking them would benefit him. And when he does, he doesn't leave any witnesses
9. What's an au for them you think could be fun to explore?
Blaze- COMMANDER AU!!! Blaze was originally meant to be my canon commander before I came up with Cyll, but I felt like I didn't want to have the commander be someone in the metal warband. I still think of them as the commander sometimes out of habit though. Also they and trahearne would be so cute together 💕
Boxx- catholic pope au lmao
11. How accurate is their reputation/image compared to how they really are?
Blaze- about 50% accurate maybe? Their vocals and stage presence are so powerful and intense it's like they can control the very air pressure in a room with body language alone. Warriors who have faced powerful foes say Blaze was the first person to ever make them feel genuinely intimidated. A lot of people know them from seeing the band and think they're badass and kinda scary. But anyone who's met them or heard their normal speaking voice at all knows they're 100% so quiet and gentle and nice. An absolute sweetheart. (The part about the intimidation is based on an actual concert experience i had seeing beartooth once. Caleb stared down the crowd and then stomped, i don't want to say threateningly, but definitely powerfully, and I felt like all the breath was punched out of me from across the room. I was in awe. How did he do that)
Boxx- usually very inaccurate. This guy is straight up a cult leader, very good at maintaining a certain public image and controlling how other people see him. He promotes himself as a brilliant, if charmingly eccentric, scientist leading an innovative team of researchers to unlock the secrets of cubes. In reality he's manipulative, obsessive, and the experiments he runs are less actual science than just doing fucked up shit in a lab with no real hypothesis and interpreting the results through vague and broadly applicable yet profound-sounding language, similar to astrology
13. What is the worst/funniest/dumbest article that could be written about them in tyria's trashiest gossip mag?
Blaze- Metal Warband's Fire Breathing Vocalist Secret Revealed? Steal Their Trick In One Easy Step!
Boxx- College of the Cube Councillor's Top Ten Sexiest Experiments Gone Wrong! How He Looks So Good While Being So Bad (featuring personally quiz to see if you're compatible!) *photoshopped image of boxx posing seductively in front of krewe members being killed horrifically by tortured mists cube entity escaping containment*
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Hi! I noticed you posting ghost content and thought I'd share my input, but I've just realised it's not in your fandom list so just ignore this if I'm being too forward! Anyway:
I just know that Papa IV is so good towards small ghouls and ghoulettes, sure he puts on a show of being grumpy at them on stage but they all live together and tour together so they have to get along! He is their papa at the end of it all and he gives them small kisses on the top of their masks before shows if they've been having a hard day or just to give them some support (mountain is a hard one to do as he's so tall lol)
I have this one image of ember/sodo/dewdrop (I don't know which name to use ajdhshs) standing in copia's doorway with a very sleepy looking Aether, who has been dragged out of bed by the small ghoul to go get hugs from papa.
I also think that no ghoul(ette) is ever lonely and that they all sleep close together, so sometimes bedtime is alot of tangled tails and ghoul-pillows and during these nights if one of them is tiny then they will be the center of attention and get all the love.
(Of course when talking about all of these headcannons I'm talking about the fictional demon people not the real performers lmao)
:))
!!!!! Yes aaaa I’ve been meaning to put Ghost into my fandoms thing! ;w; I’ve been a huge fan since like, 2017/2018 (Actually met Copia back in 2019!)
But yes!! Papa IV is soo good with his tiny ghoulies! Especially since these have been his ghouls/ghoul Estes since he was Cardinal, he knows what each of his ghoulies like and how to settle down their fits or knows exactly what to say to soothe them ;v; !!
And you knooow Copia is so proud of his ghouls!! At the end of every ritual he will tell them all what good jobs they did, always checking to make sure none had hurt themselves (even though Copia knows that ghouls, unlike humans, don’t get hurt as easily from simple things, like pyrotechnics xD) and gives them all kisses!
When one or many of the ghoul(ette)s are feeling tiny, Copia is right there to scoop them up in bed/couch and coddle them, head pats right between their horns (which, is the sweet spot for a ghoul, instant purring!) ;w;
Ghouls are like cats, they love a good cuddle pile, the more warmth the better in their eyes! So, bedtime definitely has all the ghoulies curled up and piled up on blankets and pillows (of course they have their own beds but, those really are just used for their instruments or if a ghoul needs a cool down/alone time) and they will definitely pull Copia into the pile sometimes, because they love him and this is a huge way for ghouls to show their love for their Papa!
Tiny ghouls definitely become the center of alll the other ghoul’s attention! It’s their “There is a kit here” instincts kick in and you’ll see the ghoul(ette) being picked up by the scruffs of their necks to carry the tiny ghoul around, ghouls tails being teething toys and also used as to support the tiny ghoul and their shaky/unsteady steps (especially for Rain, since he tends to be a stumbly ghoul)!
And absolutely!! For anyone unware: Ghost is a theatrical band, their story is about a Satantic church that has anti-popes that do musical rituals to gather new Siblings Of Sin/ members of their church! Currently they are on their 4th Papa (called Papa Emetritus IV, as the Emetrius is the bloodline of successors of the “original” Papa; Papa Nihil) and, each Papa has their own set of Ghouls, who are demons from hell that are minions/henchmen for the church and their Papa- these ghouls will play the musical instruments during rituals while Papa sings ;w;
These are the 4 Papa’s and their ghouls! Papa IV/Cardinal Copia has two types of mask for his ghouls because he was promoted from Cardinal to Papa so, the ghouls got new mask!
So, when they are talked about on this blog we are 100% talking about the characters!!
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Yknow how i said cacao’s wife left him for affogatto
Well she almost gets beheaded
A perfect song that fits her
I feel like hollyberry and cacao only broke up before cause they needed a proper cacaoian queen but they got back after chocolate souffle left
Cof = coffee village
And when it says `hes out every night on the town just sleeping around` like in the other kingdoms
I changed the lyrics a bit
Grew up in the Cof court,
Oui, oui bonjour.
Life was a chore so, She set sail.
1522, came straight to the kingdom,
All the cacaoian dudes lame. Epic fail.
OooOoo, I wanna dance and sing.
Politics, not my thing.
OooOoo, but then I met the king,
And soon my daddy said "You should try to get ahead"
He wanted me, hah, obviously,
Messaging me like everyday.
Couldn't be better then he sent me a letter,
And who am I kidding I was Prêt-à-manger.
OooOoo, sent a reply.
OooOoo, Just sayin' hi.
OooHoo, you're a nice guy,
I'll think about it maybe xo baby.
Uh oh...
Here we go..
You sent him kisses?
I didn't know I would move in with his misses.
What?!
Get a life!
You're living with his wife?
Like, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry bout', what I said,
I'm just tryna' have some fun.
Don't worry, don't worry,
don't lose your head,
I didn't mean to hurt anyone...
L-O-L, say "Oh well", or go to hell.
I'm sorry not sorry bout' what I said.
Don't lose your head.
Three in the bed,
And the little one said,
"If you wanna be wed, make up your mind!"
It's her or me, chum,
don't wanna be some girl in a threesome,
Are you blind?
OooOoo, don't be bitter.
OooOoo, 'Cause I'm fitter.
OooHoo, Why hasn't it hit her?
He doesn't wanna bang you, somebody hang you.
Uh oh.
Here we go!
Your comment went viral.
I didn't really mean it but rumours spiral.
Wow, Souffle, way to make the kingdom hate you.
Mate, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry bout', what I said,
I'm just tryna' have some fun.
Don't worry, don't worry,
Don't lose your head,
I didn't mean to hurt anyone...
L-O-L, say "Oh well", or go to hell.
I'm sorry not sorry bout' what I said.
Don't lose your head.
Tried to elope, but the pope said nope,
Our only hope was Dark Cacao.
He got a promotion, caused a commotion,
Set in motion, the C of E.
The rules, were so outdated.
Us two wanted to get x rated.
Soon, excommunicated.
Everybody chill its totes god's will.
Cacao’s out every night on the town
Just sleepin' around,
Like what the hell?
If that's how it's gonna be,
Maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three just to make him jel.
Cacao finds out and he goes mental,
He screams and shouts like so judgemental.
"You damned witch"
Mate, just shut up.
I wouldn't be such a bi--- if you could get it up.
Uh oh,
Here we go.
Is that what you said?
And now he's going 'round like,
"Off with her head!"
No!
Yea, I'm pretty sure he means it.
Seems it.
What was I meant to do?
What was she meant to do?
Like, what was I meant to do?
What was she meant to do?
No, but, what was I meant to do?!
Sorry, not sorry bout', what I said,
I'm just tryna' have some fun.
Don't worry, don't worry,
Don't lose your head,
I didn't mean to hurt anyone...
L-O-L, say "Oh well", or go to hell.
~Just go to hell~
Sorry not sorry bout' what I said.
Sorry not sorry bout' what she said.
Sorry NOT sorry bout' what I said,
Don't lose your head.
DONT LOSE YOUR HEAD FROM SIX THE MUSICAL I KNOW THIS WHOLE LYRICS.
Fr tho the wife seems like ass
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