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#LIKE JESUS. CALM DOWN
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I love seeing everyone with the same rayllum icon. That shoulder lean really did everything for us didn't it
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alakuhfuckingzam · 5 months
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the v's are so funny to me. they own some of the biggest media companies in hell. they're a bunch of upstarts who have the patience of a toddler. only one of them can deal with the others shit at a time like they're playing the worst game of rock paper scissors ever. they call each other pet names. they're hells worst polycule. they're somehow the least and most efficient business partners ever. they're some of the most impulsive people on the cast. they manipulate each other constantly. they're a moth, a tv, and a clown. one of them is shown to be so much worse than the other two. i think they'd kill each other if they were allowed too. they lean on each other so heavily they'd knock over the leaning tower of piza. ive never seen three cunts try so hard in my life.
like what is wrong with them i want to put them in a terrarium and observe them with a magnifying glass.
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It would be so funny if, instead of recording a heartfelt message, Jason just called Bruce a bitch one last time
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redladydeath · 3 months
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shout out to vox hazbin hotel for having the worst, most dogshit taste in men possible and just owning it, like holy shit
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aetherixs · 2 months
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peter nureyev during the most crucial and tense moments of his entire life:
ok but the car TALKS TO YOU?? you’re FRIENDS? HOW????
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thesamoanqueen · 5 months
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Do y'all ever had a thought so inappropriate that you feel the need to dump a bucket of holy water on urself or its just me?
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wikitpowers · 3 months
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imagine kit comforting ty in an uncomfortable, loud environment by saying “hey, look at me” and ty thinking you’re all i ever look at
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sonknuxadow · 7 days
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okay sorry this is gonna come off as a little mean but i do not like any ships involving fleetway super sonic . or at least not the takes on them that ive seen because they all mischaracterize him. maybe if people would do this stuff with super sonic during the time he was separated from sonic and was niceys i might feel differently about some pairings ive seen but people never do it with niceys super its always evil super but specifically the weird fandomized version of him that you get from getting all your info from fanart/fanfics instead of the comics . and i specify niceys super because evil super in the actual comics would not be dating anyone he does not care about flirting with shadow or amy or scourge or whoever the hell he only cares about biting and killing and maiming . yes even if theyre sonics friends or the character you ship sonic with . sorry
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thejadecount · 2 years
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I’d like to think that upon seeing 18! Mikey, all the other iterations of the TMNT (including the other versions of himself) would instantly go into “protect child from danger” mode
without realizing 18! Mikey IS the danger
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hamartia-grander · 1 year
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Okay last detroit become human characters as textposts for now
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Nah fuck this shit,
cuz I heard a loud sudden noice 2 HOURS AGO
AND IM STILL STRESSED ABOUT IT AND MY HEART IS BEATING AND I JUST WANT IT TO STOP
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mentalbreze885 · 4 months
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Draw Damian and Zill's family with children
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Took me a while but, I ended up drawing their kids together lol!
In order of how they’re pictured we have
Rio (unlabeled, any pronouns) the youngest (adoptable given to me by @esmeraydreams )
Lydia (transfem, she/they) second youngest
Uri (gender-fluid, they/them, tails are named daisy and peach) older twin
Via (cis, she/her, tail is named Lana) younger twin (made by @hazy-uncertainty )
Otho (genderqueer, he/any, tail is named huevo) the oldest (made by @rustyarcade )
And beetle (Transmasc, he/they, tail is named juice) the middle
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rox-and-prose · 11 months
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My phone DEMANDS that I capitalize words like "thirteen" and "healthcare" and is very insistent about it no matter how many times I correct it, but it also still claims that "thst" is definitely a word because I typed it ONE TIME
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cheritouu · 1 year
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ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE IS MOVIE OF THE YEAR, THE DECADE, THE CENTURY MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDD
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nyaskitten · 6 months
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it's so funny... Lego rlly dropped the ball with marketing DR as soon as they were done with part 1 huh? like wow comparing the promotion for the two, the part 2 promotion is ass im sorry ...
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likeadevils · 6 months
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oh also while we’re on the subject here’s this insane thing scott swift said about taylor’s old manager in an email
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