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hauntingblue · 2 months
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Oden is winning the bad bitch competition jesus
#so the prophecy was from before oden was killed... so he sacrificed himself for it too...#TURN THAT SONG UPPP!!!!!#WHAT HAPPENED??? also kiku is like 'why am i the only one here serving cunt' and she wojld be right....#luffy got socks and new sandals omg.... and a new sword....#zoro almost killing sanji with enma aldhakdjsksjskqj sanji said put on the armor 😉 and the sword became homophobic#wanda still has namis clothes on... oh its serious....#otsuru omg.... queen.... and she also knows kinemon is there.. the drama the angst#this episode is just edging.... why do i know that something happened at the end of the episode.... enough.....#talking tag#watching one piece#episide 959#NOT THE SUNNY!!! THE PEOPLE FROM OKOBORE BURNT ALIVE???? NOOOOO#me wondering why oden has such a short skirt and then they hide their wives from him when he enters the city ajdjsksk yeah....#omg oden pantyshot.... i keep getting fed this season.....#why the new ad breaks with luffy ace and sabo omg..... dont....#i love this bit about old people with black hair having blonde hair when they were young...#tsuru stripping kinemon of his clothes akdhakdhak#why is oden such a menace lmao jotaro kinda man..... he changed the course of a river 💀💀#hes got a harem???? consensual and everything wow... first poly man in wano lmaooo#oden sama you have to stop... your drip too hard.... your swag too different... your bitches too bad... oden sama they will kill you#making oden on top of someones cremation is too much they should kill him for that i agree also wdym he is 18.... this is a grown man#that was fun but wtf is oden.... what kinda creature#episode 960#kinemon and otsuru hug??? damn why are all the men blushing sndjks i wanna say he is cool but i can't... internalized homophobia...#this is so funny they hugged to fight the gay for oden allegations bc why after all that kinemon is on his hands and knees crying about how#he would die for him????? gay as hell#orochi was a servant for yasuie???? damn...#oden receuiting his band of simps....#episode 961
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leucoratia · 2 years
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My take on JJBA characters’ sexuality (Part 1)
These headcanons are livng in my head rent free anyone feel free to disagree
Includes :Jojos, Jobros and jovillains from part 1 to 3
Part 2 here with part 4 to 5
Please enjoy.
TW: mentions of sex and male masturbation, swearing, not proofred we die like men
PART 1: PHANTOM BLOOD
Jonathan Joestar: Repressed Bisexual/Biromantic
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Just. Yes. My man was born in the fucking 19th century what did you expect. Desperately tries to convince himself that he is very much heterosexual and that pussy is the only thing he likes. Unfortunately Dio exists. And Speedwagon. And maybe Blueford- 
DIO Brando: Pansexual/Panromantic
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I examine canon and elevate it to a higher plane. See: Pucci. Dio fucked this one through and thorough and he very much gives me nonbinary vibes. I’m also convinced his castle in part 1 was just a giant sex dungeon.
 I raise you: DIO does not give a rat’s ass about gender he just wants to shag. He’s interested in ALL boobs. Inclusivity bitch.
Robert.O. Speedwagon: Straight
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I won’t elaborate he’s just fucking straight man.
(A/N: after an enlightening discussion in the comments, I am requalifiying Speedwagon my boy as GAY AS FUCK. Apologies to Jonawagon shippers I did not see the light, but I repent. Keeping the initial headcanon as a memento, but here. Change and growth is real folks).
PART 2: BATTLE TENDENCY
Joseph Joestar: Bi-curious
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Also works for oldseph. He’s actually bisexual but identifies himself as bicurious so we will respect my man’s labels. Slay. Joseph likes men and women and is unaware of the existence of other genders. Don’t worry he learns. 
Caesar is def the one who made him realize that he might like men. Or maybe...one man....rest in rocks Ceasarino
Caesar Zeppeli: Male-leaning bisexual/homoromantic
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We all know Caesar fucks hard. But if gay marriage was legal in 1940 you bet this man would have an italian husband named fucking Luigi or shit and twelve foster kids. He’ll eat pussy sure but the man course is always dick in Italy. He wanted that Joestarussy but rocks caught up to him :((
Suzie Q and Lisa-Lisa: lesbians
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2 in 1 post because I make the rules. They like WOMEN and only got married bcs they’re either repressed (Suzie) or were really just bored (Lisa-Lisa). Anyways slay.
The Pillarmen: GAY
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All three (4 if you count Santana but I forgot about him and am too lazy to re-edit the pic) love MEN. Kars is the king of pillar gays bcs seriously he massacred his entire race and only let men survive instead of perpetuating the species with pillarwomen. Hence he’s officially gay as FUCK and gay married with Esidisi.
PART 3: STARDUST CRUSADERS
Jotaro Kujo: aro/ace
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Ik I ship Jotakak but in my personnal little brain Jotaro is AROACE. This man is immune to the matters of the flesh and generally puzzled by human interraction so I don’t expect him to be interested in romance ever. Wdym he has a wife and daughter? Compulsory heterosexuality!! He wanted a calm and quiet life after the fucking trauma-inducing nightmare that was part 3 and thought that settling down was the way to go but uh. Sorry man. Didn’t work out.
I HC him as sex-indifferent bcs well. I mean I do have to integrate Jolyne in my canon so there. But yeah he would enjoy sex I think but wouln’t ever initiate. He’d just go with the flow. Doesn’t mean he doesn’t jack off enough to break both wrists tho. He hides the sex-drive in his hat.
Noriaki Kakyoin: gay
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Listen. Listen. I know I enjoy all the Kakyoin MILFhunter memes immensely but look at him. He’s a twink. He likes men. I will simply erase this moment with Holly from my mind.
He’s a power gay though (I’m SO tired of ppl hc-ing kakyoin as pissy-baby uwu soft weak boy nah my man breaks BACKS and spits in yo mouth). Anyways yes Kakyoin is a refined homosex enjoyer. Prefers the rainbow flag because it fits his vibe better than the blue one.
Jean-Pierre Polnareff: female-leaning bisexual biromantic
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Polnareff is cursed with bisexuality but gets absolutely NO GAME I’m sorry but it’s facts to me. He gets NO BITCHES, absolutely ZERO PLAY. He may be a flirt but no one wants him (Except Muhhamad-). Likes women more but will not pass on the opportunity to flirt with a cute guy. 
Muhammad Avdol: Demiromantic/demisexual gay
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Muhammad does NOT hit me as the type to fall in love/feel sexual attraction out of the blue. He needs his time. Plus i don’t think he thinks about it all that often. Destiny will do the job yadayada. Only attracted to men though. Women work in ways too mysterious for him to handle. He would start to feel something after like. A year or two of knowing intimately the person (go Jean-Jean we believe in you-). This king will probably ask his tarot before making any moves tho (shhhh he just wants to be sure)
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lazywriter-artist · 1 year
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Time for some character headcanons!!!
I've been storing these on a discord server for the last few months and now I can drown you all with them.
Josuke + Okuyasu headcanon:
Josuke always claims he is 'waiting for the right one' when asked about dating, describing someone who makes him feel happy to be around them, they get along great, and can fight but still love one another
Not realizing he is exactly describing his relationship w/Oku and exactly how he feels about oku cause he is a silly little aro/ace spec bean bby (Probably demi or gray)
Okuyasu & keicho:
Keicho and Okuyasu are very close to one another due to their experiences in childhood, and while keicho is a bit agressive towards his brother due to not knowing how to cope with his anger he still is very protective of Okuyasu, so anyone threatening Oku receives an immediate death sentence. Be it because they're trying to kill them or someone scolding oku as the brothers don't do well with being shouted at.
Jotaro headcanons:
There are few people jotaro will let make contact with him without a very close connection, example his mom and even then he is adverse to the touch, but one being stands above all the rest. One man can invade his personal space (within reason) beyond all set boundaries and jotaro would give gruff 'yare yare' and carry on.
Who is it?
Polnareff.
That man could sit in joots lap and cry into his shoulder while sobbing in French, a move anyone else would be hospitalized for, and jotaro would sigh with a 'good grief' and hold him like a baby so they didn't fall over
Your standard jotaro chart of may I touch:
Jotaro with strangers- NO TOUCH
Jotaro with people he has met - 2 second Hand shake only or death.
Jotaro with friends - you may touch me slightly more then usual.
Jotaro with close friends or family - *a singular 3 second hug is allowed*
Jotaro with polnareff - You are allowed to sit on my lap while we drive in the car and you lay out all over me while sobbing in French about how some girl smacked you for winking at her. No one else.
Polnareff in part 4
Pol:OIII!!! JOJOOO!!! *tackle hugs jotaro hugging and platonically smooching him*
Jotaro: *yare yare daze*
Josuke, conufsed: is- is jotaro dating that guy?? Isnt he married???
Jospeh, a small chortle: no! Haha, jotaro is gay and polnareff is french.
Josuke: I-
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Dio minion headcanons
A lot of dio's entourage is queer in some way. A few being trans as they were attracted to the idea of the vampire powers getting rid of parts and replacing them with more appropriate ones
Vanilla Ice and pucci are two trans men, though Ice came to Dio and had him use his vampiric powers for transiton
Meanwhile pucci had received conventional top surgery.
Dio is rather oblivious to modern medicines and thus doesn't really know what the hell top surgery is
So when showing off his scars and explaining them to some of the other trans folk of Dio's mansion, Dio notices and is livid. Confused and demanding to know who gave him these scars.
Pucci explains his doctor at which dio snaps back with an 'I knew healthcare professionals were evil' followed by silence and a small explanation of top surgery to dio.
I also like the idea Dio doesn't fully realize and understand the concept of trans.
He fully supports his minions in switching around parts and things, cause like same he cut off his adoptive brothers head and graphed his head onto it, shapeshifting is a thing he can use so why not use it?
He just doesn't connect they're trans, he just figures they like using his cool abilities like him lol
The d'arby brothers are from deep down south in Louisiana. Why? Bc I like the idea. I also really like the idea of Terence making Jumbo and other foods for Dio's minions and things.
Hol horse is from texas and is very sweet cowboy man, his family owns a farm :) he has a horse named buttercup and he loves buttercup
Vanilla is from like....Wyoming or some made up state like that. Silly little freak. Like Massachusetts. He is giving Massachusetts. Idk y he just is.
Hol horse is the oblivious supportive uncle. the others are all off waving their pride flags at a pride parade and hol horse is there with his texan flag just happy to be included lol. He also give out hugs when he gets dragged to pride parades, he is happy to be there UvU.
General stand headcanons
Stands have shown being directly connected to their user, some more so then others (I.E. Kira's stand 'sheer heart attack' is shown to directly affect the right hand it is connected to when attacked)
THUS meaning people who's stands damn near directly correlate with their body's, say killer queen or the world, if you were to squish their faces this would effect the user. (In this case kira or dio)
Bc this opens up a whole new range of Partner affection, not to mention the hilarious possibility of scenes like so
*sitting next to killer queen, looks around for kira. Very swiftly swishes the stands face*
*violent footsteps approach*
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Jjba lgbtqia hcs for pride month <3 (I’m fine with people disagreeing with me, this is just the vibes I get, prob a disproportionate amount of ace spectrum becauee I’m projecting)
SW is gay, we all know this
Joseph and ceasar are both bi
Joseph would use he/they if he actually knew anything about lgbtqia
Polnareff is bi
Avdol is gay
Kakyoin is genderfluid and uses all pronouns, also demi and attracted to masc people
Jotaro is somewhere on the ace spectrum, does not give a fuck about gender and will accept he or they but doesn’t tell people that so most people use he/him
Josuke is non-binary and attracted to men
Okuyasu is one of those bi people who think all straight people want to kiss the homies until someone explains it to him
Rohan is aro and sex neutral ace
Mikitaka is very non-binary in the all the gender way
Giorno is they/he ace and demiromantic
Fugo is bi
Abbaccio and Bruno are gay, both dip their toes in the non-AGAB pronoun pool
Narancia is aroace, the kind of non-binary that decides each day whether or not boobs go with the outfit
Jolyne is bi
Hermes is WLW
Foo is aroace + agender, all the A
Weather is pan
Anasui is non-binary and bi
Johnny, Gyro, Diego, and HP are all bi. Part 7 is the bi pride season.
Johnny and Gyro both use he/they
HP uses all pronouns
Diego is a trans man
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sahrabarik · 2 years
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Thanks for the tag @pinto-bordeaux i’m taking a break from modeling ; ;
10 charas/10 fandoms, not sure if im supposed to do this in order bcs if it is i shant theyre all going in the microwave at the same time.
1. Clark Kent/Superman, DC-hes everything to me ill blow up without him i know im into dc again bcs of batman 2022 and ive consumed every arkham game at an alarming rate but every second of that was spent missing clark as much as i was shaking bruce. clark i miss u so much king loml keep thotting it up in heaven oh my goddddddd froths at the mouth
2. The Knight/Ghost of Hallownest, Hollow Knight- It was hard picking between them and The Hollow Knight but.. they’re baby! !! I love drawing them. I love hollow as much as i love ghost but ive drawn ghost more because they look like a marketable plushie
3. Yoo Joonghyuk, ORV- theres something wrong w him id put dokja here if he was t trying to beat the gay allegations
4. Aria Roscent, the Villainess Reverses the Hourglass- LMFAO maybe a trashy pick but her arc is very satisfying as simple as it is. I wish something that happened in the story didn’t happen but oh well wcyd 😐
5. Rashta, Remarried Empress- once again i am burdened as the only person with correct opinions ever, i’m her lawyer i’m her defense attorney i’m in the trenches fighting anyone who says mean things about her. She’s done no wrongs she’s conniving she’s being manipulated. A tragedy that’s giving me heartburn.
6. Estinien, FFXIV- He’s my rat
7. Joker/Akira/Pego/Whatever you wanna call him bruh, Persona 5- He’s My Son You See. I’m also his defense lawyer. Should he need it. Not that he does
8. Herlock Sholmes, The Great Ace Attorney (1 and 2!)- I went into this game taking like 200 screenshots of the same frame Barok van Zieks showed up in just to see him blink, but then they did something to Sholmes that hit me so hard i blacked out. So sholmes won but only in the end it was a close race. 10/10 character i love the tribute to Maurice Leblanc’s method of just renaming him like that.
9. Glavenus/Dinovaldo, Monster Hunter- Bitch 👍
10. Kujo Jotaro, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure- Cunt 👍🥰‼️❤️🧨💥🥰
Not sure who to tag bcs i’m not sure who’s been tagged/has done it so no worries if u have/won’t ;v; @kryptoknight @bruceyknyght @catmanbowser
Thanks again for the tag ;o;!!
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rainyday-dreamaway · 3 years
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I absolutely love jjba discourse on reddit because the readings I have for characters that feel so natural to me (ie, gay/ace Jotaro, Jotaro is actually not a great dad, toxic masculinity as a theme) seem to be super unpopular to me, and I love how it speaks to how absolutely different everyone’s experience is
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mystt · 6 years
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the more i watch older more mellow jotaro in diu the more im for ace jotaro
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yanderememes · 3 years
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Okay, here we go! Time to see who's ass is kidnapping mine (and no limits to a specific jjba part, it's all free game!)
I'm an infj, demigirl, panromantic asexual! 5'3 but I can throw hands if needed, although I'd prefer not to. My most noticeable physical traits are my incredibly colorful hair, and my fashion. I may be fairly rough and tumble, but I like looking more on the femme side! Like if you took a femme fatale and threw some e-girl in there for flavour. My fashion sense usually sticks me out like a sore thumbs, but if I'm traveling I make a point to mimic fashion trends in the area.
My signs are: Aquarius (sun), Cancer (moon), Capricorn (rising), and Aries (venus)! Oh, and Scorpio mars if that matters! Stubbornness runs in my family, and I'm easily the chaotic good gay cousin you can find in a family gathering.
I'm the mum/older sister-friend for most of my loved ones, but most people and strangers tend to be intimidated by me, my bluntness, and perceived reserved personality, so they tend to avoid me (which is understandable given I have like at least three knives on my person at all times.)
I'm passionate about a lot of things despite keeping them under wraps, but a few of my favorite things and activities are: the ocean, singing, birds of prey, romance-y type things, magic (I am a born and practicing witch, so supernatural experiences are not unusual to me) and exploring.
I hate spiders, anything involving medical needles, dishonesty, and unnecessary cruelty.
According to friends I'm fairly flirty but thats just how I talk with people I'm comfy with. I tend to adjust well to different social situations because I reflect other people's demeanors, but I don't hesitate to call people out on their bullshit even if I do it with a smile. I'm an total adrenaline junkie, but I also have social anxiety, depression, and PTSD(from a sexual assault, sadly).
So I have days where I can't really be touched but most of the time private cuddles and subtle physical touches are how I show trust and affection. My anxiety works pretty much as advertised, much it can easily be overridden by the Mom Friend Instinct. My depression is usually managed pretty well, but I can have serious RSD from my adhd (rejection sensitive dysphoria) which can send me spiraling from there. Speaking of the adhd, it doesn't really show unless you know me well, in which case it shows by:
I do the tangential ideas method of conversation to the irriation of many, I hyperfixate like a motherfucker (which means often I forget to take care of myself for hours or days on end) Executive dysfunction (really complicated but basically my brain literally stops me from doing certain things), and my need for specific types/combos of stimulation to be the most happy/productive
I have insomnia so I often don't sleep until like 6am, and I have a bad habit of sleeping only when my body decides it's had enough of my bullshit.
On the more spicy side of things, I'm a hardcore switch with an affinity for both overstimulation and edging, especially when paired with shibari and praise. As mentioned earlier, I'm asexual, but the high powers above decided to play a joke and not only make me ace, but make me have an absolutely raging libido and *then* give me genophobia from my ptsd ;-;
Dealing with more yandere themes, I'm incredibly paranoid and and easily socially spooked. I know how to use my surroundings to either fight for me, or use them as tools so I can fight myself. I'm also naturally private, but if you manage to find the right buttons or subjects to get me riled up over, it's like a broken dam and it's easier to get me to open up in the future. I'm very good at picking up on vibes from people, and my behavior towards them tends to adjust accordingly. Out of the fight/flight/freeze/fawn reactions, I tend to freeze, but then immediately switch to fight after. I don't have much in the way of proper fighting experience, but I know how to play dirty, and use my usually smaller body to my advantage. I can sprint like hell, but the moment I stop, I'm out like a light because I have the lung endurance of a hamster with asthma.
I hope this wasn't too much information, I just wanted to make sure all my bases were covered. Feel free to just skim or pick out what matters!Thank you so much for doing this, I'm so excited to see what u think!
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Hi anon! Thanks for sending in the match up request 💙
I ship you with Jotaro! I personally think he'd be the best for you☺️
He would find your motherly figure to be attractive. He's not outwardly affectionate or good with demonstrating his feelings so he admires someone who can, like you!
Your passion for the ocean will make his heart soar. Despite being quiet, I think that'll get him talking more than usual and he'd love to share this passion. It's quite niche
I think he would want to hear you sing when visiting the ocean together. Yes, he'll isolate you like any other yandere, but visits to the ocean are the only exception since its a shared passion
Private cuddles and subtle physical touches are totally fine with him. He's not big on PDA and tbh he'd also show his affection like that too (not like you have a choice anyways since you're being held captive)
He'd stay up with you with at night cuz I hc that he has insomnia as well because of his PTSD from his time in Egypt
Lastly, Jotaro would take care of you and handle any issues regarding your health. He's pretty grounded (minus the unhealthy yandere obsession) so he'd look after your health and make sure you're staying healthy and hydrated!
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sohin-ace · 4 years
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Jojo Drabble - Jotaro (Pride Month Special)
It's the end of Pride Month, and I haven't seen a single, not a single post about Aro/Aces...
I'm not really surprised. At all.
I'm linking some interesting videos and websites to help you understand this sexual orientation.
Asexuality: The invisible Orientation by Hippie Calico
I spent a day with Asexuals by Anthony Padilla
Asexuality by David Jay
Asexuality.org (available in 16 languages)
R/aaaacccccce on Reddit
R/asexuality on Reddit
(Both subreddits are very cute and full of funny memes and good positivity 💜🖤)
In regards to the visibility of this marginal and forgotten sexuality, I'll be making a drabble about it. With the only openly Aro/Ace character of Jojo that I know of.
※ Jojo Scenario • Jotaro - Ace to Ace
You opened the heavy metallic door leading to the rooftop, the loud clank and dry screech making you cringe. Hopefully the sound wouldn't alert the teachers or the class reps. After all, nobody was allowed on the roof. Especially during class hours.
You walked around, searching for a certain someone and, surely enough, the boy in question was there, just where you expected him to be.
"Man, you sure love to ditch, don't you?"
You chuckled and the male didn't even spare you a glance, his hat effectively shielding his face from the Spring sun as he laid leisurely on the floor, his arms pillowing his head.
"I could say the same to you."
Well, he wasn't wrong, you thought to yourself, but you would never admit it out loud and possibly give this smug man reason.
You slowly and carefully sat down next to him, groaning slightly at the painful difficulty of the usually simple task.
Jotaro perked up slightly at your discomfort, making sure you were alright. Thankfully you seemed alright and he relaxed.
"Yare yare daze, you shouldn't have come. You're still recovering, why are you walking flights of stairs now?"
That's right. You were still under medication and strict medical supervision for your quite severe stomach wounds. And you still weren't used to your prosthetic leg just yet.
It was purely a miracle that you managed to survive that fight against Dio, and you never ever took a second of your life for granted after that, thinking of the friends who didn't have the same chance as you, lost forever during that battle.
You looked down at your uniform skirt. You couldn't think about that now. You had to lift up the mood for Jotaro, and for them.
"Hey, I'm fine." You dismissed with a smile, "It doesn't even hurt that much anymore, it's been a while now." You reassured and he only mumbled his catchphrase again, laying back down.
You two kept each other company in comfortable silence. Despite everything, Jotaro was still taciturn and you were much calmer after all that happened the past few months.
It was already the end of the school year and your thoughts drifted to the future that awaited you, and what it had to possibly offer.
"Say, Jotaro..." You softly grasped his attention and he only hummed in response. "What do you think will happen next? After we graduate, I mean..."
"Hmm?" He opened a curious blue eye at you." ...Go to college or get a job. Or both. What else do you want to do?"
"Ah well..." You paused and thought of your next words. "I don't want to but... Guess I'll have to get married and stuff eventually... Have kids, cook for my husband, things like that you know..."
Jotaro clicked his tongue and scoffed at the disgusting idea. "...Bullshit."
"I know..." You sighed and looked back down at the male, only to see him stare at the now more covered sky, his usual glare softer on his face. You knew what he was thinking.
"Jotaro..." You called and he looked at you. "You're the same as me... Right?"
He didn't say anything, but his eyes spoke answers for him. You may not have known him for very long, but the adventures and experiences you lived with him were worth much more than years of friendship.
He huffed and closed his eyes. "Yare yare daze... Why are you talking about depressing things, now?"
"I mean... Can you blame me for being worried? I know you feel the exact same, Jotaro." You brought your knees up to your chest and stared ahead. "You'll have to get through the same thing at one point too... That's... What we're expected to do, after all... Whether we like it or not."
He hated to admit it, but you were right. What was the place in society for two outsiders with not interests in romantic or sexual relationships?
What were Aromantics and Asexuals besides loners, straight people craving attention and finding poor excuses for their lack of charisma?
Especially when everybody well knew that the only way to succeed in life, was to share it with a significant other and keep the bloodline going forever.
...Or was it really?
All these thoughts, your obligations as members of the patriarchal modern society, the implications behind all of it, the consequences, the fate you two would be doomed in. All of these were so painful. A lifelong struggle.
He was aware that he'd have to complete his other half of his life, achieve the ultimate life goals of getting married to a beautiful little wife and have cute little children running around the house and all that jazz.
But that's not how Jotaro Kujo had ever imagined his life would be like.
He had his own dreams, his own comforts. Being alone was good. So good. But he had no choice, he'd have to satisfy society's expectations. He'd have to make his mother proud and granting her the little grandchildren she always wished to have.
Jotaro looked back at your metallic leg. After all you've been through, after all he's lost to save his mother, pleasing her and making her happy was the least he could do to honor your sacrifices and the deaths of his loved ones.
But what could he do? Force himself? A man couldnt force himself to develop feelings, he could only pretend. But what good would that do him?
He'd have to, eventually. He couldn't help but think back at you. You were all the same. And you two would be judged for life for not following suit and do like everyone else, like little sheeps.
Was it so wrong to not want to be with a special someone? To not get attached or attracted? Why was it so weird? Why was it unacceptable? Who deemed it necessary, to get stuck into marriage just for the sake of being married?
And man, his thoughts rathered to drift to sex either, that's really the last straw and if possible, he'd love to shut everybody up about it. Shut up everybody who only validated a man's worth by his primal urge to knock a woman up.
You seemed to be the only one he could actually talk about this with, since people would just tell you the usual 'You're gay!' or 'You haven't found the one yet!'.
Just like telling a depressed person to 'cheer up'. Bullshit excuses of people who couldn't accept that mindsets and sexualities differ with each human being.
What were the two of you supposed to do? You were stuck, cornered.
He was a stone that knew nothing about affection, and he already pitied the unlucky woman who'd get to him.
And you were just as bad of a stone. He felt bad for you, for having to have to lay down and take it without batting an eye just to satisfy the needs of the greedy bastard that'd snatch you away.
"... We'll figure it out, Y/N. We've dealt with much worse to worry about things like that."
"That's true but... I don't know. It's hard to imagine a family life. I like chilling on my own. And I'm still too sad about them to be lovey-dovey."
He scoffed, hitting your back playfully. "So what? Let two hopeless rocks with crippling depression be themselves. Sounds like a plan."
"Now, hear yourself talking about depressing things!" You chuckled and pointed out accusingly at him, stealing his precious hat and putting it on your own head.
He sat up with an exhausted sigh and roughly pulled his hat down your eyes, as his own little revenge, gratified by a small 'Ow!' of response from your end.
He let out a ghost of a smile as you were blinded by his hat, thankful that you couldn't see him even though he knew you'd never tease him for being more expressive.
"Ow, that actually hurt, Jojo, you bastard!"
"Let's go." He stood up before stretching his huge hand out to you, making sure to be careful with your injuries as he pulled you up to your feet with surprising gentleness.
Before you could reach your classroom, you grabbed your friend's arm, prompting him to stop walking in the empty hallways.
"But really, Jojo... Wherever you are, and if you have been pushed into a life that unsatisfies you in the future... think about me, okay? You know that somewhere, I'll be the exact same... You're not alone."
He couldn't help but soften his gaze just slightly. You were a thoughtful person, that wasn't a secret. You already had proven yourself to be compassionate multiple times during your crusade, and you kept on.
You made him realise that he was normal and it was okay to not feel anything. You two could only rely on each other now, and it sure didn't matter to him what people say.
Oh of course he'd heard his classmates gush about how cute you two were and how uncharacteristically sweet he was towards you ever since you came back from your trip.
Because the infamous Jotaro Kujo wouldn't just have a soft spot for just anyone, right? Nobody would believe that he became so gentle just because you were injured, there must be something more, right?
No. Absolutely not. And screw society for fogging people' small brains into thinking that there's an afterthought or innuendo behind every male-female, or even same sex platonic relationships.
He knew well that it made you as uncomfortable as him, but you always brushed it off and let the people talk. Let them believe whatever they wanted.
He never wanted to think too much about it, but he couldn't help but worry as well sometimes. That was the kind of things that pissed him off.
It pissed him off so bad. If it wasn't for you he would have crushed so many skulls already. That would teach some people to shut the fuck up.
"What are you thinking about, Jotaro?"
He blinked, humming questioningly at you as you had taken him out of his transe.
"You just called Star Platinum." You said as you grabbed the Stand's big hand, shaking it around as if to greet him, to which he responded with a whispery 'Ora'.
He sighed heavily, calling his Stand back. "Nothing... Nothing at all."
You chuckled a bit. You've learned to read him quite well overtime. A skill only his mother and Kakyoin had mastered. "I'm worried too, Jojo. Hopefully it will be okay... For us."
You patted his back reassuringly and he smiled.
Wasn't that kind of love enough? Love without obligation, without commitment. Without the consequences. Without gender norms, without standards. Just people caring for each other. Wasn't friendship, camaraderie, sisterhood and brotherhood beautiful enough?
Platonic, unromantic love was much stronger than any other type of relationship. He was satisfied with this form of social contact. He didn't need anything more.
Jotaro Kujo was never a greedy man, after all.
The male was suddenly brought back to his sense when he felt a tiny hand tug insistently at his sleeve, hoping to wake him up from his rêverie.
"Papa, you fell asleep on your desk again..."
Jotaro inhaled tiredly, scratching his head and taking in his surroundings, his study back in his home in Florida. He patted his daughter's head, making her scrunch her face a little.
Was it that late already? He was so used to dozing off after working on his thesis, reflecting on his life and his choices. He had been overworking himself lately. He knew he shouldn't overthink, but he couldn't help it.
"Thank you Jolyne. Go back to sleep now, alright?"
The little girl nodded and trutted out, leaving her father alone to his thoughts.
Jotaro let out another breath, eyeing a certain picture frame, taken in the desert. Hopefully you were living a fulfilling life of your own.
And hopefully you two would get to meet again, and maybe talk again.
Ace to ace.
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you know what im sick and tired of seeing people with the incorrect opinion (/hj) on part 4 pride so heres MY headcanons
akira- 100% that is a gay man, i can see him being either cis or trans ngl? probably leaning towards trans
angelo- cishet ❤
aya- ive said this before but she is moriohs resident elder lesbian, i also think shes trans because with the way her stand works it makes WAY too much sense. definitely a mentor figure for yukako
josuke- my friend who got me into jojo headcanons him as a trans pan man and i think that holds!
joseph- i think cishet joseph is a very funny headcanon but i would be remiss to not say hes undoubtedly bisexual
jotaro- gay and arospec! i dont really have any strong opinions on gender headcanons for him but im gonna say hes trans to piss off cishet jojo fans
keicho- cishet 😔
koichi- i can see him being either gay or bi but im FIRM on him being an ace trans man
mikitaka- im of the belief he is actually an alien, so i think he has a different concept of gender to everyone else? he would be like the equivalent to a cis nonbinary, but hes definitely bisexual
okuyasu- thats a good ol himbo! cis gay man
reimi- maybe me being indulgent but i think she can be a nonbinary lesbian. one of those she/theys.
rohan- as much as i say i hate him that is undoubtedly a gay man. idk if he's cis or trans i havent put thought into it
shinobu- definitely bisexual, ive also been fond of her being trans recently? hayato is adopted and shes trying to figure out how to tell him, but in the end their relationship is stronger for it and he still loves her :)
tamami- cishet (as derogatory as you can comprehend)
teronosuke- hes one of them bisexual nonbinaries!!!!
tomoko- my serious headcanon for her is that shes bi. my joke headcanon is that eventually after being without joseph long enough she said "im sick of pretty boys. ive decided to only like girls now!" she is also cis
tonio- similar role to aya, but as a gay man. probably cis tho
hazamada: im not touching this one im sorry class
toyohiro- nonbinary mlm!! no cisgender person looks like that
yoshikage and yoshihiro: i cannot percieve either of them as anything other than cishet. i do not hate you if you hc kira as mlm i just cannot personally envision it .
yukako- withholding my essay for now, shes a cis lesbian! closeted at the time of part 4 though, she has stuff to work out :(
yuya: i wanna say transhet but i could also see him being bi
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what r some of ur jjba lgbt hcs, if u have any? :0 — @cringyalienships
HELLO I HAVE SO MANY TYSM FOR ASKING all of the dark haired jojos are bi and the blondes are gay no i do not take constructive criticism/lh
part one
like i said, jonathan is bi
dio is (canonically) bi
speedwagon is gay as hell and trans
erina is just very sapphic she cannot change it
will is straight get well soon will/j
part two
joseph is CERTAINLY a trans and bi polyam legend
lisa lisa is an ace lesbian
ceaser is achillean!! i feel like because of family faith or background he’d be very touchy w his sexuality but knows he likes men
the pillarmen are all aroagender and gay i dont make the rules i simply enforce them/lh
part three
as stated b4 jotaro kujo is bi and probably also on the acespec
kakyoin is a demiguy and gay
avdol is demisexual and gay
polnareff more like PANnareff heehee hoohoo this himbo is genderblind he will flirt w anyone
joseph is still a trans bi polyam legend dw
iggy bi❤️/hj
HOLY KUJO IS A SAPPHIC LOOK AT HER
dio is stiiiill bi canonically
part four
josuke is questioning a lot but he eventually settles on bi because....everyone pretty
okuyasu doesnt even KNOW but i hc him as bi
pan koichi and yukako supremacy
rohan is aroace hear me out
mr villain man himself is gay
part five
giorno giovanna is, as stated beforegay asf and a nonbinary man
narancia ghirga is bi WRECK LOOK AT HIM
fugo and abbachio are both just gay asf and with idiots
bruno is trans and abro....he doesnt rlly know but man good
trish is a bi girl whos VERY sapphic
OMNIROMO DEMISEXUAL MISTA SUPREMACY
doppio and diavolo are both gay
LOOK AT LA SQUADRA THERE IS NO WAY ANY OF THEM ARE STRAIGHT?????
risotto is bi, melone is a genderqueer pan trans guy, ghiaccio is trans and gay, illuso and formaggio are both omni, pesci is pan, and proscuitto is trans and achillean
sorbet and gelato are ALIVE and happily married amazing
part six
AS STATED jolyne is definitely bi
ermes is trans and a butch lesbian
foo fighters is an enby lesbian YEAAAAaah
anasui is a genderfluid bi trans guy whos also demisexual ok
weather report is pan and trans fuck it up weather report
pucci is also pan and trans it runs in the family
part seven
AGAIN johnny joestar is gay as hell LOOK AT HIM also trans icon
gyro zeppeli is pan and gender apathetic
diego brando trans and canon bi (hes just the alternate reality dio so)
HP IS A GENDERFLUID ENBY I STAND BY THAT also bi teehee
lucy is a sapphic oc
funny valentine is trans and probably straight *cough* comphet *cough*
sandman is a SOLID triple a i adore him
part eight
gappy is bi oc and trans
yasuho is also trans and bi because i said so
joshu is straight......you get well soon, too, joshu/j
OK thats all!!! i have smaller MOGAI and neopronoun ones too but i stuck w just lgbtq like u said this time- i hope u like!!!
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currently i write for naruto, jjba, and one piece. the characters i wrote below are the characters i feel confident in writing for. but if you want a character that i did not list, i may write for them but i won’t guarantee it. also personal favs are marked in bold.
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points at ask meme. jotaro kujo?
Sexuality Headcanon: ace gay
Gender Headcanon: trans masc orr maybe agender? maybe both?? masc agender. yeahhhhh baby
A ship I have with said character: jotakak but like not in the weird way more in the way i think theyre just ace autistic kings
A BROTP I have with said character: okay i know this is weird? i know this doesnt make sense. but jotaro and risotto. look at me they HAVE PTSD FROM LOSING THEIR FRIENDS AND THEYRE BOTH EMO LET ME HAVE THIS
A NOTP I have with said character: like.. idk. literally anything that isnt jotakak and weathertaro tbh lol
A random headcanon: more of a general headcanon but i like the idea of stand users having scars on their bodies that represent their stand ability and stuff and it grows bigger the more you use your stand
General Opinion over said character: i love jotaro i just wish he was given actual emotions in the anime, like the manga for sdc is so much better than the anime just because the characters just.. look human and emote and shit. yknow?
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and for the More Fandom Askes: JoJo for fandom, Sasunaru for ship, aaaaaaaand Jotaro for character!
oh ho ho I’m very excited to answer these :3c I’m gonna put them under the cut though since this will be... long! I hope I do the cut right also cuz I don’t know how to use tumblr and it shows
JJBA
Favorite character: Jotaro! I like him a whole lot......
Least Favorite character: Not really sure I have one ngl? There’s nobody I can’t stand seeing or anything
5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Jotaro/Kakyoin, Fugo/Giorno, Jotaro/Weather Report, Jolyne/Hermes, Dio/Pucci
Character I find most attractive: Aggh a lot of them are. So pretty. but probably Jolyne because I’m endlessly predictable
Character I would marry: JOLYNE... I wish she was real I’d marry her in a heartbeat
Character I would be best friends with: Hmm, probably Josuke! He’s very friendly and I’d like to be his friend
A random thought: I can’t wait for the new jjl chapter.....soon.......
An unpopular opinion: Joshu isn’t that bad, you’re supposed to not like him. He’s comic relief and basically nothing more, and people should spend more time laughing about his antics instead of shitting on him cuz It Gets Old
My Canon OTP: Koichi and Yukako... is Good
My Non-canon OTP: Jotakak.............
Most Badass Character: Definitely Jotaro but there are some very honorable runner-ups
Most Epic Villain: Dio is way too iconic not to mention, but Kira and Pucci come damn close
Pairing I am not a fan of: I’m not super big on Fugo/Narancia! It’s valid and I have nothing against the ship or shippers but it’s just not for me ig!
Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): I think Avdol could have been much cooler if Araki decided to give him a backstory and more screentime! 
Favourite Friendship: Kakyoin and Polnareff..... I love that Kak just throws all his brain cells out the window when he talks to Polnareff. They’re so funny
Character I most identify with: Jotaro but I’m not sure how much of that is me projecting onto him. Also Kakyoin and Fugo
Character I wish I could be: Johnny probably? I like his personality and his drive. Wish I could be half as motivated as that man
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Sasunaru
When I started shipping them: Oh man, I can’t really say for sure, since I highkey hated Sasuke at first... probably after Sasuke left the village cuz that’s when Naruto started acting real gay
My thoughts: They Hit Different Bro... they’re one of Those Ships. I love it a lot man they make my heart ache... they’re basically soulmates like bro what else can I say
What makes me happy about them: Their personalities match so well... the fact that they do end up back as friends by the end of Shippuden is very nice
What makes me sad about them: the Angst... Sasuke leaving the village really drove a wedge into their friendship and Naruto’s constant longing for him to come back and determination to be the one to kill him after he finds out that Konoha put out orders to kill him is. Very Sad.
Things done in fanfic that annoys me: I’m not a big fanfic person so I can’t really say? I haven’t read any bad sns fics so far
Things I look for in fanfic: Again I’m not super big on fanfic buuuut I’ve yet to see a fic where Sasuke is gay/ace and since that’s a big hc of mine. I Would Like To See It.
My wishlist: ??? Not really sure what this means and Naruto is long over by now so, nothing really?
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: I would have preferred it if Naruto and Sakura ended up together tbh. Sasuke doesn’t really give me the vibes of marrying At All if it wasn’t Naruto, so him not ending up with anyone would have been just fine by me
My happily ever after for them: Literally just them Being Together is good enough for me bro. Canon sns would have been excellent
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Jotaro
How I feel about this character: Big Love. probably one of my favorite characters of all time ok he means An Lot to me at the moment
Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: (in order from super duper like to kinda vibe with,) Kakyoin, Weather Report, Polnareff (post p3), Rohan, Anasui
My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: His friendship with Koichi is really valid... he really walked into Morioh and adopted that polite boy almost instantly
My unpopular opinion about this character: Not sure how unpopular this is but I think that nerfing him for parts 4 and 6 was not only necessary but completely realistic and justified. He was past his prime and canonically had never used the time stop since his fight with Dio!! And in part 6 it’d been Even Longer and he’s also 40 now so you can’t blame him for being Bad At It... leaf him alone
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I WISH. I wish there was at least one small arc in p4 where Jolyne was in Morioh. It’s probably super inconvenient to the plot but like. Dadtaro with tiny Jolyne please... Josuke could even babysit her.... it’d be so cute why didn’t this happen :pensive:
Favorite friendship for this character: Probably Kakyoin! Yes I also ship them romantically but like. Shipping aside, Kakyoin’s the crusader that Jotaro gets along the best with... they are Epic
My crossover ship: I’m so glad you put Jotaro on here because I can legally say Jotavlis (Jotaro/Ivlis from The Gray Garden). it started out as a joke but quickly became not a joke. Stan Jotavlis
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tumblr flagged my previous jjba icon post as adult content and have been absolutely no help in getting it unblocked so im just gonna post them again
these are my personal headcanons (besides giorno and gappy which i got suggestions for from nix and tay)
jonathan - panromantic demisexual
joseph - gay
jotaro - gay-ace
josuke - bi
giorno - bi and poly
jolyne - lesbian
johnny - demiromantic pansexual
gappy - bi
n a pan caesar to make the photoset even
you dont have to credit me if you use these but i appreciate likes if you are/are planning to
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As an expansion to a prior post I genuinely cannot see Jotaro as being attracted to women at all and I see his relationship with his wife as just. Comphet. (While I do personally see him as gay I can totally see him as ace also!)
First off, him becoming an edgy teen due to not fitting in makes a ton more sense to me if it’s due to him realizing that he’s gay. It really explains the sudden personality shift - bc realizing that you’re not like everyone in just another way, on top of him being mixed-race and being incredibly tall, would likely make him not want to be part of society, and want to push away everyone around him, including family.
It would also explain his lack of attraction to the girls hitting on him, and lack of any sort of reciprocation - he genuinely finds the attraction of women towards him to be a pain or annoyance, which wouldn’t make much sense to me if he was a straight guy. Of course not all men are mega flirts (and not every Jjba man is), but his complete distaste towards women being attracted to him is somewhat unique amongst characters for being so clear.
As well, all of his closest emotional connections are with men or female family members - of course, this doesn’t indicate much per se, obviously as a queer woman who has mainly had friendships and connections with women, it’s super relatable? Like, I also center my life around women and such, not because I dislike men but bc I just find women more relatable and I’m attracted to them also?
His relationship with his wife also reads to me as internalized homophobia - like, he genuinely never cares or worries about her, and seems to hold no romantic feelings or attraction for her.
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