I just know that the residents of BH thought that Eli was somehow the biological son of Stiles AND a Derek at the same time.

People there had seen the craziest shit per week. they just saw that little replica of Stiles running around the station playing hide and seek with the Sheriff while Derek is in work and where like “Yeah, that checks out”.

Sheriff Stilinski: Stiles, can you please just respect the rules? Stiles: The what? Sheriff Stilinski: The rules. Stiles: Is that a real word?

Like I know we’re all talking about FBI stiles coming back from top-secret high priority FBI mission to rain hellfire on Beacon Hills for Derek.

But imagine this

We just get a soft grown grieving stiles. There’s no anger at first. He’s always known that Derek was a martyr. He just needs to see himself.

We just get to see a Stiles comfortable & settled for once in his body. He’s powerful, happy with himself, with his life, & his magic. Only to physically feel the love of his life taken from him thousands of miles away. It’s only hurts more to know he’s most likely went by fire. Stiles has grown into a beautiful, full bearded , sad eyed man with a ring on his hand that was given to him as a gift by his love. He only came back to beacon hills to confirm he was really gone. Only to find a son he didn’t know of, that will need his help. And of course stiles helps. Aside from the boy being a spitting image of himself and Derek, stiles finds out the nematon is calling him & the boy. And there’s was no way he was going to leave the boy with a weakened true alpha who let his pack bonds deteriorate and a huntress who’s mentally 17 & who’s aunt murdered the child’s entire extended family.

After tearing the hales an immediate new one for leaving Eli in Scott and Allison’s care. Stiles makes arrangements to move back into beacon hills.He raises Eli and reestablishes the pack and acts as their alpha. And eventually we will see stiles go through all different stages of grief until he gets to anger and he snaps and is ready to not only beat everyone’s ass (except Eli and his dad) but also literally go into superhell and pull the love of his life outta bardo no matter what the cost is (most likely his powers) When he realizes if there still a chance to save him.

Part II (I) (III) (Stiles) (Derek)

STILES, scolding a whining SCOTT: “Tough fuckin’ scuff, dude—shouldn’t have almost died on us.”

SHERIFF STILINSKI: “Language, Stiles.”

STILES: “What, scuff?”

SHERIFF: “The other one.”

STILES: (gasps dramatically) “Died?!”

.....was on ao3 trying to find a good fic to read at work, and I saw the tag "sheriff stilinski's name is noah (teen wolf)" and I was like ??? its john babe? I haven't seen that tag before (I've seen the "his name is john" one), so I was like lemme look it up and prove myself correct....

Imagine my shock and horror at seeing that no, his name is not John as I have believed for years, its Noah. Noah??? What??

And yes, fake fan fake fan whatthefuckever, I watched three episodes of that show & i love sterek, so what. But just like, how in the god did John stilinski become a thing? Like? Is it just one of those things that we saw in a fic once and decided that thats canon now? Like hawkeye just chillin in the vents at stark avengers tower?

Stiles: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god

Sheriff: Stiles no.

Stiles: Stiles yes.

Sheriff: ok i got the "legal" papers done. Your new ID is Derek Jason Summers. Please don't make me regret this.

Young Derek: thank you so much

Stiles : DJ Summers is a cool nickname. Good thinking, Dad

Sheriff: ok now i hate it

Young Derek: me too. Is it too late to change it?

How do people like to this day still call Noah, John like I know people at first gave him the name because his actual name wasn't revealed when the show was first coming out but i see fanfics made like 3 months ago where they call him fucking John, like what?

if any of my babes die in this new teen wolf movie I will personally punch Jeff Davis in the face

We were discussing Sheriff Stilinski's age in one of the TW discord servers, and my husband came up with this gem. I can't dispute the logic behind it.

My husband thinks mid 40s

"Let’s say he got into the army at 18 and served for 4 years. So, he left at 22 and became a deputy. He was a deputy for a while, got married and then had a kid sometime between 25 and 35 like the average person. He became sheriff which is a STRESSFUL job that he carries hard, lost his wife, and became a single father of Stiles. Of course he would look older than he actually is."

Imagine the Sheriff walking into the police station to see his grandson sitting outside his office in handcuffs. He lets out a heavy sigh and asks what happened. Eli explains he got arrested for assault because he beat up an asshole for harassing someone.

Sheriff Stilinski has to go interview the ‘victim’. He undoes the cuffs and tells Eli to stay put.

As soon as the Sheriff is in his office, Parrish walks by, high-fives Eli and asks him if he needs anything; something to eat, something to drink, his phone.

Derek Hale and Sterek enthusiasts were ROBBED. We could’ve had younger DILF!Derek with a full beard learning to take care of a young Eli with pointers from the sheriff and possibly Melissa 😭😭😭

Lowkey wish we got more episodes or scenes following the adults (Peter, Melissa, Chris, Deaton and John) and just them getting to work together because of whatever creature of the week the rest of the pack are dealing with.

Add in Coach finnstock for extra chaos (I love the idea that he knows about the supernatural and just doesn’t care) and it would’ve been so interesting to see their dynamic.

Sheriff Station, 2010

Some deputy: Sr, someone brought your son, still without a license.

Sheriff Stilinski: wha-

Stiles: Hey dad! I would have brought you lunch, but I kinda forgot.

Sheriff Station, 2026

Some deputy: Sr, someone brought your sons' son. st-

Sheriff Stilinski: still without a license?

Some deputy: ...

Eli: Oh! Hey, gramps! Dad reminded me to brought you luch!