I’m feeling really weird the last 2 days- like I’m having short symptoms of pain and sickness that last only a few hours- and my leg is being shitty to me more than usual so…I decided to indulge myself. And cuz everyone loves a good Jiang Shi Donnie brainrot-
Tw: mention of murder, blood, vampire blood sucking bitch, mention of anxiety
You don’t know why you suddenly decided to go wander around the mini forest next to your house. It wasn’t anything grand, just a string of trees clustered together to make a weird garden.
Normally, it’s nothing odd to go take a walk, but it was also pitch black in the night. The only light you had was the moon, which surprisingly enabled to let you see just enough that you knew where you were going.
Everything was going fine, and the silence seemed was comforting to your mind that never seemed to stop thinking. Emptiness. The true form of peace; releasing all forms of negativity or positivity. A neutral state.
You sat on the old white garden bench, a few paint chips falling off. You observed the nearby bushels and grass, staring at the foliage with no purpose in mind. The soft wisp of a breeze flutters through your clothes. Not necessarily a chilling one, just…perfect temperature.
Your mind’s been caught up on too many things as of late. For once, the outside world was working its wonders to you.
Until you heard a pained gasp from a far.
It was barely audible, but it was enough to make you jerk your head towards the direction of the sound. Your eyes wide with caution. What was that?
You slowly stood, the bench making a hushed squeak from being rickety. You approached the sound hesitantly, your hands trembling every so often.
And then you saw a glimpse of vivid purple through the branches and leaves. They were staring downwards…A horrifying sight was before you that very moment.
A young man was hardly conscious, being held up by a creature wearing tattered robes. Its fangs dug deep into his shoulder, as the beast devours the scarlet liquid: a true glutton. It released a snarl, just barely above a whisper.
Its violet eyes were focused on the blood, until they slowly shifted over to your direction. The green-skinned creature released its bite, staring at you dead silently. Slowly, its expression contorted into a cruel, maniacal grin. As it carelessly dropped the man, before it started to hop over to your direction.
Your heart stopped. You felt your muscles tighten. Your eyes were glancing around the scene aimlessly. You were gonna be killed, and fed to a creature of greed.
You back away in hesitant steps, before dashing away, back through the path you explored from. You heard a feral growl come from behind you, and the sounds of jade beads rattling. You were about to exit the secluded garden, when you suddenly tripped over. Hitting smack flat onto the ground.
You felt your knee throb with agony, from knocking into the edge of the old bench. You frantically tried to get your footing, but as soon as you shifted your weight onto your foot, a sharp dagger of discomfort invaded your ankle. You hiss in pain, flinching.
You could hear the heavy footings get closer, louder. You used your arms to pick yourself up, but once more, your ankle failed you. You gasped and narrowed your eyes from the pain, cursing.
You then felt a soft weight on your leg, and you look to see the creature staring at you, its smile still plastered on its face. Its hand pat your leg, before letting out a content grunt.
No no no. You were gonna be eaten up by a stupid zombie vampire- who doesn’t even know how to walk. You didn’t move.
If you fought back, who knows what would happen? Your mind is a jumbled mess, panic and anxiety feeding off your fears.
“愚蠢的…” (Silly/Stupid)
It laughed, its voice hoarse and cutting out a bit. It grabbed you by your shoulders and heaved you up onto the bench. It sat beside you, glancing down at your injured leg.
“跌倒了…絕望” (Fell down, hopeless)
It leaned closer, its blood stained lips and fangs in view. It whispered, “我會幫你…投胎.” (I’ll help you, reincarnation)
Its clawed, bony hands pat your head.
Why did you ever think it was smart to walk out into the woods late at night?
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I referenced my own leg problems lmao-
For those who don’t know, “reincarnation” is just a hint back to the lore I have of Jiang Shi Donnie.
Anyway- have some brainrot with a shitty ending
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A little fluffy post of Yan Jiang Shi Donnie! I love his dumb little brain so much.
He is going to be a bit more physically affectionate in this so his personality is most definitely a little off to the canon show.
In short, Jiang Shi is a Chinese Vampire Zombie who can steal people's life forces. In other words, a vampire but cooler and not basic. Here's a Wikipedia link.
Little Sketch of his Design
Tw: bloody raw beef, forced moving-in, Donnie is slightly possessive, mentions of blood, he's a little dum dum
Dum Dum of a Genius
You stare at the plate of raw beef before you, the meat covered in its juices. It's disgusting, the sight of it absolutely grotesque. You can't eat this; otherwise, you would get sick. But to the creature who sits beside you, it's a delicious meal.
He was a zombie you encountered at the edge of a forest, blankly staring at you with his cold, dead eyes. He wore Qing Dynasty clothing from Ancient China, which was weird enough already. Within the first sighting of the reptilian, you fled, quickly walking away in hopes he wouldn't chase you. But to your dismay, he followed you back home.
From then on he's become your househusband. To be fair was really giving you affection and keeping you company. He's horrible at adjusting to the modern world, finding the oddest things a threat. For example, he almost broke your sink thinking it was a demon attempting to hurt you. In other words, he's quite dumb.
He is a nice thing to come home to every day, especially when your days are not so great. From the moment you walk through the door, he'll hop to you and churr excitedly that you're home. He's silent if he's doing anything else, but with you, he's louder than a kindergarten class. Occasionally he gives nuzzles to your head or cheek as a greeting, mumbling something in Ancient Mandarin.
"Darling...You need...To eat...I provided...For you so...You can be...happy." He states, nudging the plate.
You glance at him in confusion, not understanding the language. You've tried to teach him English, but it seems he would rather communicate in short little phrases of the language he used three centuries ago. You did somehow manage to get his name despite the barriers: Donnie.
"Donnie, I can't eat it. I'm not like you. I'll get sick, especially since I'm a human."
He chirps excitedly at the sound of his name, always loving the way it sounded coming from you. But his joyful expression soon vanished into annoyance. His eyes narrow, snout scrunching up.
"My love...I promise...You...This meat...Is the best...Of the best...As I am...Such a capable...Loving spouse." He bumps his mouth against your cheek, giving a peck.
You blink rapidly, giving a smiling frown. Ah yes, the reptilian Jiang Shi who decided to live with you and become your husband: who is quite the idiotic person for anything other than math formulas. And is a violent blood-sucker you can't seem to have the heart to kill...
"I can't understand you, but I think you need to reconsider what the human diet consists of. Especially with all this blood."
He smiles before returning to his deadpan.
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