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f1byjessie · 4 months

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A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS ━━ LN4.

sometimes the right words are hard to come across, and sometimes everything you need to say can be captured in an image.

( lando norris x photographer!reader )

━━ part three.

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yourusername is it time for bahrain yet?! can’t wait to see these two back in action again soon! 🧡

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mclaren We keep asking ourselves the same thing! Our engines are ready and we’re raring to go! 🧡

↳ yourusername you truly understand me mclaren admin

↳ mclaren we think you’re the one who truly understands us y/n

↳ user y/n x mclaren admin?? 🤯 the plot twist none of us saw coming

user missing these lads so much lately

user THE RADIO SILENCE ON OSCAR’S SOCIALS WAS KILLING ME I DEPEND ON THESE MEN TOO MUCH THEY KEEP ME ALIVE 😭😭

user the f1 drought is real rn

user MCLAREN SUPREMACY 2024

↳ user i’m trying to be delulu but we all know it’s just gonna be the mv33 and redbull show again this year 🫤

user soooo are we all just gonna pretend like we didn’t see the pics of her with garrett ward orrrrr?

↳ user no bc i was just thinking the same thing 👀

↳ user wait that was actually her??? cuz you can like barely see her face so i thought it was just a joke???

user what a fake ass bitch

user she only posts other ppl on her acc cuz she knows her ugly ass face would scare everyone else away

user homegirl needs to stay tf away from my man fr 😤😤

user god what a hoe 😒 she already has these two that she could fuck with idk why she needed to go after garrett

user SLUT SLUT SLUT

user if she tries anything with anyone else on the city team i’m gonna lose my shit fr

↳ user same omg

↳ user honestly i’m just glad she didn’t go after grealish or haaland 🙌

↳ user she probably would’ve tried if they weren’t taken already 🙄

↳ user nah i bet she’s totally a homewrecker garrett’s probably just the first on her list

user oh… these comments… 😰

↳ user right???

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yourusername the city boys know how it’s done! and looking pretty good in orange too 😉

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mancity The lads are looking good indeed! This weekend’s match against Newcastle should be an exciting one! ⚽️🩵

mclaren ✍️ Jeremy ✍️ Doku ✍️ and ✍️ Ruben ✍️ Dias ✍️ McLaren ✍️ 2025

↳ mancity Do you think Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri would look good in sky blue? 🤔

user funny how she posts every city man BUT garrett

user god when does she go back to f1??

↳ user march iirc

↳ user well it can’t get here soon enough jfc

user FUCK OFF WE DON’T WANT YOU

user you’re a slag and should accept the fact that any guy would only want you bc of how easy you are

user i’ll bet my left leg that the only reason the f1 boys haven’t shacked up with her yet is cuz they know she’s probably riddled with disease since she drools over every guy that comes near her 😒 like girl needs to bffr and realize that throwing herself at every male in her vicinity isn’t gonna land her a husband and it just making her even more of a slut

↳ user nah i’ll bet they’ve all already done her over in f1 but nobody will touch her now that they’ve passed her round so she had to come over to football just to try and get someone to touch her again 🙄🙄🙄

user i hope garrett realizes how much of a slut she is and breaks up with her

user sick and tired of bitches like this getting with footballers and being all controlling. like i’ll bet she’s gonna tell garrett he can’t go out and party with his mates anymore bc he has to spend time in with her and then she’ll get all pissy about him having female fans bc she’s insecure and knows that if garrett got to meet a REAL fan he’d jump ship immediately. those of us who ACTUALLY care about footballers know their fans are super important to them and we wouldn’t hinder their relationship with them just bc we’re jealous or insecure. garrett needs to be with someone who actually supports him and is willing to let him do what he wants instead of controlling him like he’s a dog on a leash.

user kys like genuinely

user god i can’t wait for this skank to die 😒

“Hey Lando, it’s me. Your best friend. Again,” you give a humorless chuckle. “I could seriously use some of your wizened advice right about now, so, uh, please just give me a call back when you can. Thanks.”

It seems poetic in a cruel sort of way that less than a week ago you were walking Etihad Campus and feeling like you were on top of the world━ working a new albeit temporary gig, adding the Manchester City name to your list of clients, having photos of world-renowned footballers in your portfolio━ and now you’ve resigned yourself to hiding away in the women’s restroom, locked in a stall because it’s the only place you could think of where nobody would be able to find you.

You’re on the verge of tears and feeling rather stupid for it.

It’s the third time today alone that your call has gone straight to voicemail, and with the dozens of unread texts you’ve sent in the last week added to the mix, it’s starting to paint a picture you’re not very happy with. Lando is ignoring you. Or he’s blocked you. Or he’s blocked you because he’s ignoring you━

You bite down on your lip, hard, to keep back the sob crawling its way up your throat.

You’re not a PR officer, you hadn’t been lying when you told Garrett that, but you’ve spent enough time around the McLaren PR teams that you’ve picked up enough tips and tricks to know, at the very least, that the best thing you can do is just ignore the comments.

That’s what they tell all the athletes.

What they don’t tell the athletes is that ignoring the comments is much easier said than done, especially when your career requires you to have such a significant online presence. And the thing is, despite all of these strangers hounding you with every name under the sun and criticizing your capabilities, qualifications, and very existence, the thing that hurts the most is the radio silence from the only person you know could make it all better.

Now, more than ever, you need your best friend. But he isn’t here.

You tuck your phone into your jacket pocket and unlock the stall with great reluctance. You know better than to be hiding away, shirking your responsibilities while crying over a few missed phone calls. You have a job to do, and a real professional wouldn’t let something as simple as a handful of tasteless comments get in the way of that.

You should be used to them. It’s nothing you haven’t seen before.

Your first month at McLaren wasn’t entirely different.

When you were first hired on, Carlos had been in Formula One for a handful of years already and had built up a devotedly loyal fanbase with a decently large percentage of possessive fangirls who had come for your head the moment your existence had been announced.

The McLaren Instagram account had posted a picture of you standing between their two grinning drivers, your camera strung around your neck, with a very nice caption welcoming you to the team, and despite no indication that you were by any means involved with either of them in a way that went beyond professional, the comments had been taken over by feral teenage girls who saw the act of you simply standing near Carlos to be a direct threat against their “chances.”

Though it had been frustrating being met with childish threats and petty insults in your comments, you hadn’t really held it against any of them. You remember being a teenage girl and crushing on a celebrity. Deep down you knew you never had a chance with them, but that hadn’t stopped you from hanging posters in your bedroom and doodling their name beneath yours inside of scribbled hearts in your diary.

Regardless, it had taken close to a month for the negativity to die down, and you hadn’t had Lando then, either, so now shouldn’t be much different.

In fact, everyone on the Manchester City team━ trainers, physios, media coordinatiors, and anyone inbetween━ has been very polite about everything between you and Garrett. A lot of them have just avoided saying anything about it, which you’re very grateful for because you don’t think you’d be able to hold back your grimace while thanking them for their well wishes, and the few who have mentioned it typically only say something vague like a wishing you the best of luck or hoping you’re happy.

An intern gave you a sympathetic smile the other day, and you’d nearly burst into tears in the middle of the office of the Director of Communications, so you know you aren’t truly alone in this.

You just feel alone.

Exiting the bathroom is a simple affair. There’s no one standing post outside ready to give you any shit for being hidden away, and nobody comes sprinting around the corner as you make your way down the hall to the press conference room that’s been temporarily turned into your base of operations.

You think you’ll probably be able to go the rest of the afternoon without running into anyone, when you open your door and find━ sitting in the front row of the seats typically saved for journalists and the press, scrolling across his phone with a disinterested look painted across his face━ Jack Grealish.

“Jack,” you greet, a bit shocked. You close the door to the room gently behind you, and cross the distance to your desk. “Did we have a meeting scheduled? It must’ve completely slipped my mind, I sincerely apologize.”

He offers you a polite smile. “No, we didn’t, so no need to be sorry. I actually just wanted to check in. See how things are going with everything.”

You blink at him in surprise. Apart from Garrett, you haven’t really had much time to speak with the other players. They wish you good morning and good afternoon when they see you, and if a ball goes astray they always call out for you to watch your head, but between their morning training and their afternoon training, their strategy reviews at lunch, and the frequent in between meetings with physios, nutritionists, and trainers, they don’t get much time to chit chat with a simple photographer.

You clear your throat, “Erm, it’s going well. I’ve gotten some really good shots these past few days. There’s one with Rodrigo that I’m particularly proud of. It should do well with the fans.”

“And things with Ward?”

You purse your lips.

“Figured.” Jack sighs. “Look, nearly everyone you run into here knows or has at least some inkling into what he’s like. He’s a prick. None of the lads on the team like him, it’s why the managers are trying to get him out of here.”

You lower yourself down into your chair. “He told me they were planning to trade him off because of his reputation.”

Jack scoffs, “Yeah, ‘cause that’s the ‘official’ reason. They can’t cut his contract early for legal reasons, so they’re waiting for it to expire and coming up with an excuse for why they ain’t re-signing him. It’s really just ‘cause the rest of us can’t keep dealing with his massive ego and the fact that he’s a misogynistic fuck who doesn’t know the first thing about respect.”

“Fucking tell me about it,” you mutter with a sigh.

If he expected you to defend Garrett and is surprised by the fact that you haven’t, Jack doesn’t show it. He looks relaxed sitting across from you, like you’re having a casual conversation and not actively shit talking a member of his team. It gives you the impression that he knows significantly more about Garrett than you do, and that because of what he knows he probably figured out that one party in the relationship is not the most willing of participants.

“How’d you get all wrapped up it in then? Didn’t figure you to be the type to go after pricks like Ward.”

You debate over whether you should tell him or not. There isn’t much Jack can do about the situation regardless, but it would at least get things off your chest and if someone else knew then maybe you wouldn’t feel so alone anymore.

There’s only so many days you can spend hiding out in the women’s restroom trying not to bawl your eyes out, and you’ve already reached your limit.

You heave a sigh, “It’s kind of fucked up really.” A pen on your desk catches your attention and you start to fiddle with it, avoiding Jack’s eyes which have focused directly onto you. “He asked if I would help him fix up his reputation by pretending to be his girlfriend so he could show everyone that he’s matured and can hold down a steady relationship. When I told him no, he threatened to make up a lie about inappropriate conduct to get me fired and blacklisted from the industry, so for the sake of preserving my career I agreed.”

“Bloody fucking hell,” Jack murmurs, shaking his head. “I’m real sorry he did that, Y/N.”

You shrug. “It’s happened, so, there’s nothing I can really do except wait it out at this point.”

When you look up and meet his gaze, Jack looks murderous. His hands are clenched into fists on the armrests, knuckles white with the strength of his grip. His brows are furrowed, and his lips are twisted downward in a scowl.

“If you need anything,” he starts, “let me know. And I mean it. We all know how Ward can be. He’s a knobhead. So if you need anything━” his emphasis on the word and what that implies makes you feel more comforted than anything has since the whole fiasco started, “━then you let me know, or you tell one of the other boys and they’ll find me, alright?”

All you can do is nod.

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ain-t-bovvered · 6 years

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14x04 Commentary

Zeta and Giuls scream together, and then die.

Me & Zeta will watch together season 14′s episodes as they come out and we’ll do our commentary while watching.

1 2 3

14x04 Mint condition

[intro talking about ghosts]

oh it will be a ghost ep then.

TIME FOR A FILLING EPISODE THEN

zeta: I guess

SO THE BROS CAN BOND

[episode starting]

....lol the beating sound of the television ad.....suspiciously similar to the title into

-really.....? a trenchcoat...?

-So handsome

zeta: so angry

-lol that’s us with Micheal.

MOTHERF- THAT SCARED ME DAMN CELLPHONE

- “Hey Sam”. ....

zeta: built by Tony Stark’s second cousin. Damn cool down bitch.

-this is like the LARP episode . Talk shit, get quartered by horses.

zeta: I think he’s already dead. THUNDERCATS.

-uh uh.

zeta: Don’t dude

- why does it feels like the film “Small Soldiers?”

-AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH ARE THOSE NOODLE SOCKS WITH “SEND NOODS” ON THEM?!?

[opening amazon] I need that shit

zeta: Hello

-My slob *sobs* that is too cute

zeta: 80′s are calling.

-OH look it’s your decade.

zeta: Shut up bitch

lol

- OH LOOK IT’S YOU

zeta: SHUT UP

US:

-Naaaaaaaah WhERe iS thE BEaRd. Whyyyyy. so smooth.

zeta: Dolphin belly

-WHYYYYYYYYYY

- The socks bitch

zeta: cute motherfucker

-Slobby Dean is canon and I’m living

-Cass and Jack are on a Father and Son trip *sobs*

-”Our life is ...a scary movie”.....true dat.

zeta: Panthro kicked my ass. I grew up with the thundercats.

-THUNDERCATS SERIOUSLY LOL.

-That Panthro is mine” ....love me some nerdy Dean.

-And Sam’s little pleased smile??...I hate them ...so cute-

zeta:short sleeves.

-Captain Khaki

- The fake laugh of Sam AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH MY GOD

D” ahahahah so lame”

zeta: the lollipop

-[vietnam flashback to my first fic]

-D”she’s like your twin- Soft delicate features ...”

zeta: Luxurious hair. Look at that happy face!

-My skin is clearing

zeta: my allergies are cured

-"Vintage hotwheels”

-THOSE ARE NOT THE INSURANCE’S GUYS I GET THO. HOW UNFAIR IS THAT?.

zeta: true dat. Oh Chuck , his face is killing me

-Of course he is. zeta: of course he is

-W T F . I HAVE A KINK . THOSE GLASSES IN PARTICULAR ARE MY KINK NOW.

zeta: yep, Can’t word.

-THAT’S MY FIC REQUEST FOR YOU BITCH. GIMMIE THAT .

-ALSO...that switch of mug . DEAN MAH BOY U CUTE.

- Apple ciders ! D” sHE OfFeRed”

-CAMBLES AND SONS’ INSURANCE

zeta: I’m Zelda

- Why do you know what that means? zeta: Why do you know what that means?

- Sam quickly looked the other way

-DAMN THAT JACKET

zeta: yeah

-He looks like he just came out from Mad Men, and I’M SO HERE FOR THAT.

zeta: GIF, bitch . also....we don’t eat that much candy.

- [the mom in 50s gears] lol but ....ME

zeta: you

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

zeta: shut up.

-U SHUT UP

HUNTER EXPERTS

zeta: oh crap. the gun porn.

zeta: LOOK AT

-DAMN he looks good.

zeta: -THAT

me:

zeta: Hello

-wow. zeta: holy fuck

-What’s up with the mom tho? why she dressed like that?...creepy . Favourite pillow.....ok.

zeta: everything is not fine

-Everything is not fine, I said that in my mind when he said the positive one first.

zeta: I need the Sam beard back.

YES...LASTED A BIT LONGER THAN MICHEAL THO.

zeta: that dude is HUGE

me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- “nice Sam ...smooth”

zeta: smooth

- Sam envying the dude’s beard

zeta: Head tilt.

zeta: Bow legs bitch

-Super awesome. lol the dude’s jacket tho

zeta: oooooh damn

- I. SMELL .PARALLELS.

- OH HI ζ

zeta: Shut the fuck up.....I did have the same earrings.

-DEAN IS A NEEEEEERD

zeta: Completely. Look how happy he is.

- I’M DYING STAPH. MY HEART.

- And again there is that focusing on the keychain . hmmmmmmmm my hunter’s senses are tingling

zeta: creepy dude.

-She’s too little to be Sam’s parallel tho.

zeta: everyone is too little, he’s humongous.

-THE KEYRING BITCH I KNEW IT.

-CO detector. nice save Sam. That fake scream tho.

zeta: 80′s bitch. 80′s.

-S” are you okay?”

Fem!Sam:

- Fem!Sam “ I was pretty busy screaming”

-ahahahahahahha lame

-Sam is so offended that the glass didn’t break. “But I used my moose force”

zeta: fuck me sideways

-GOD I LOVE HIM. OMFG . GIF

zeta: he’s excited

-He should not be that excited.

-SEE I TOLD YOU THE FUCKING KEYCHAIN

zeta: Capish capish

- D : IMMA SMASH- oh no wait *opens cabinet*

-How to make a bomb casually . Sammy 101.

zeta: I think he’s not gonna stay inside the circle.

if an incredibly hot guy who shouldn’t be that hot in that outfit tells you to stay in the damn salt circle you STAY IN THE DAMN CIRCLE.

zeta: Nope

- OH COME ON....awww please don’t die I like you.

zeta: fine go through him. And those earrings.

-Lol you had leg warmes too right?

zeta: Yep

-Knew it...and those gloves.

zeta: and the fucking top. JFC IT IS ME

-YEP.

zeta: hell.

-I had a messed up childhood zeta: messed up childhood.

-THat iS noT HoW thAT wOrks

zeta: nerds

-don’t call me that.

zeta: oh fucking hell

-” I TOLD YOU TO STAY PUT” bitch how many time did I write Dean saying that? I’m having a stroke.

zeta: Casper?! -bitch you bet your ass that lil’ bean Dean stayed in motel rooms and started his scary movies thing with Casper.

- D: “ ...I send you there ..” hot

-Lol why is that so funny

zeta: don’t know but it is- That side smile.

-GuRL I’M LIVING THAT JACKET

zeta: the pants could be a tad tighter tho. BABY!

-bitch they are not jeans, they’d explode on Jensen’s ass equation curve.

zeta: true....a tad.

-AWESOME zeta: that was awesome.

zeta: don’t ruin this for me

-Feelings talk. I’m never getting over it.

-CHIEF zeta: CHIEF

-whyyyyy

zeta: his watch beeped?

-OMFG I LOVE THAT. GIF...GIIIIIF *whispering* adorable.

zeta: adorable. Continue.

- what

zeta: spin the bottle. Disappointed. Hurled. looool I’m wheezing.

-I thought Sam didn’t like halloween becasue..you know....DEAD GIRLFRIEND ON THE CEILING ?!?

-Shaggy and scooby zeta: Thelma and Louise

-Bert and Ernie .....that’s weird

-Loving the crazy look on Dean

and the scared af of Sam.

zeta: oh hell. ugly.

-dude....you fugly.

-wut....wha....that, that’s the end? what .....a waste of footage ok

zeta: that was fun.

send an ask HERE or to @waywardbaby if you want or a smoke signal, idk whatever I’m tired af.

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celticheartedfangirl · 5 years

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My OUAT Rewatch -- S2E9 -- Queen of Hearts

Link to Rewatch Review and Ranking archive

So . . . . this episode . . .

There’s the good:

The bad:

And the ugly:

Warning . . . . this is NOT going to be a Hook friendly review, and if you think this or ANY other review I do of this show ever will be . . . . oh sweet baby, you are SO on the wrong blog . . . .

This episode is a real mixed bag for me. On the one hand, I enjoyed it. On the other hand . . . . . see above gif . . . . . .

So the good:

Rumple and Regina fucked up, yeah . . . but they learned a lesson, admitted they were wrong, and APOLOGIZED. Without prompting or being upset because their stupid is making them feel bad. What a concept, right?

Also, they’re FINALLY back in Storybrooke . . . . I can’t fathom that these nimrods wanted that trip to go on LONGER. And do WHAT, exactly????

Also Aurora got her heart back, YAY! (Although BOO! for the obvious queer baiting scene.)

The bad:

You know . . . . it would have been nice to see Belle for more than two freaking minutes. But it’s Episode 9, nearly half the season is over, and Belle is mostly off screen or used as a damsel in distress, so please don’t tell me these writers EVER intended for her to be a real part of the canvas. Yes, I know, Rumple had to go villain with Regina and Belle’s not allowed to be around when he does that, cause then he wouldn’t DO that, but JFC, couldn’t Belle have been with Ruby and been the one to convince him to -- you know -- not do stupid shit? It wouldn’t have been THAT difficult, or implausible, to write her into those scenes. Just saying.

The ugly:

Look . . . . I know at this point, CS isn’t a thing yet. But I know for a fact that, not too far down the road, the Hook fans (and sadly, some of the CAST) will either be amused by or wax poetic over the “when I jab you with my sword, you’ll feel it” line. Seriously, go find that scene on YouTube and look at the comments. Have a barf bag handy. One of the comments is actually “And that’s when she knew . . . .”

Really???? He just threatened to RAPE her and that’s when she knew they were meant to be????

And if THAT weren’t bad enough . . . . . . the “dried up, dead and useless comment” -- what is that, playful flirting?

Such a gross character. I mean -- he’s entertaining for what he is, but he is so NOT a “long term” character, and certainly not a “relationship goals” character and anyone with a brain in their head wouldn’t write him as such, EVER.

As I was saying . . . . .

Points tally:

40 points to start

1 point for A scene with Regina and Emma FINALLY -- at least they’re in the same town!

15 bonus points for Rumple and Regina realizing they were stupid and admitting it. Also for Rumple just being hot as fuck. (My ranking, my rules!)

12 points deducted for Hook just being gross -- not just for that, but for the fandom turning his grossness into some romantic bullshit down the road. Stop. Seriously. Just stop.

Total points: 44

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ammiiexxx · 6 years

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Ok so I saw Infinity War and all I can think of is like that last scene with Spiderman and Tony but in Shadowhunters. Someone (Valentine or whatever) gains the ability to erase downworlders and when it happens, while being turned into dust, Magnus goes 'Alec.... I love you" and then gone. Aaaaand yeah I love angst 😂

ANON I STG

this is the angstiest ficlet i have EVER written jfc. Like I LOVE writing angst but this is….whew NOBODY is prepared.

And because this has infinity war spoilers, I’m tagging it as such!

the story is below the cut. TURN BACK NOW IF YOU DON’T WANT TO READ INFINITY WAR SPOILERS.

It had been simple.

Don’t let Valentineget the Sword.

That was the only order they had to follow. And yet…herethey were. Clary’s kidnapping was the catalyst, the moment where everythingwent wrong. They did everything they could do, trying in whatever way possibleto keep Valentine away from the Sword.

But it didn’t work.

He was only one man.One powerful, insane man who thought that mass genocide of a population wouldbring peace. It was one man against the entire Shadow World. The odds were intheir favor.

And yet they failed.

Alec nurses his stomach, clutching the bleeding wound thatValentine gave from the Soul Sword. He had tried to kill Valentine, tried tocorner him with the aid of Magnus, Simon, Maia, and Izzy. But it wasn’t enough.He could barely make a scratch before Valentine dragged out the sword, disappearinginto a portal some captured Warlock probably made.

He hated this.They couldn’t do anything, couldn’t portal to where he could possibly be. Aleccloses his eyes and winces.

He’s going to use theSword.

It was already activated with Clary’s pure angel blood. Thisman had sacrificed his own daughter to bring this homicidal dream to fruition.

And now it wasbecoming a reality.

“Simon?”

The voice is weak, and fear traces the words. Alec sits uppainfully, his hazy gaze finding Maia, who sits across from him nursing herbroken arm. Simon, Izzy, and Magnus’ heads turn towards her.

Her dark eyes are blown wide, breath shuddering as panicsettles in on her face. Her eyes trail down her arm and—

Alec’s breath dies in his lungs.

Her hand is glowing, the tips of her fingers enveloped bylight as it starts making its way up her arm. Right before their eyes, thebrightest parts of her fingertips start to crumble away, the light particlesfluttering into the atmosphere.

“Maia!” Simon cries out, ignoring the pain in his body as heattempts to run towards her. He barely gets a foot on the ground before lookingdown, the light enveloping his left foot. He looks up, regretful gaze meetingMaia’s. He swallows thickly. “It’s all gonna be okay, okay?”

Maia’s smile wavers and she nods, but the light envelopesher too quickly. Suddenly her whole body is aglow, and within seconds theglowing particles burst, her form quickly dissipating into the atmosphere.

Everyone is silent as the reality of what’s happening sinksin.

Valentine used theSword.

“Simon!” Izzy yells out, running over to him. She’sunaffected by the Sword’s power, her angel blood protecting her. Simon puts hishands on her forearms, head resting against her shoulder.

It’s too quiet for Alec to hear, but by the way Izzy’sreactions evolve on her face, he can imagine the hurt coursing through her. Thelight consumes Simon’s lower half almost instantly since Maia disappeared. Hefalls to the ground, Izzy falling with him.

“You have to find him,” Simon says weakly, the light passingover his chest. He raises an arm to cradle Izzy’s cheek. “Find that son of abitch and make him pay for what he did to Clary.”

Izzy’s brows furrow together, frown prominent. She triesrelentlessly to hold back tears as she promises. With her promise, Simon’s formsurrenders to the light, and his form bursts into light, glittering away intothe air.

Izzy chokes out a sob and Alec’s heart lurches. He painfullyrises from where he’s been sitting, weakly walking over towards Izzy.

“Iz—”

“A-Alexander…?”

The voice behind him wavers, and Alec stiffens immediatelyat the call of his full name.

No…

He turns far too quickly, quick enough to give him whiplash.Magnus holds his side, mouth opening and closing as the look of uncertaintycrosses his features. He tries to walk towards Alec, but stumbles backwards,his legs unable to carry him.

“Alexander, I don’t feel so good.”

His whole body is shaking, tremors echoing down to his core.

No…

“Magnus,” he callsout, though its choked and forced. He can hear the panic in his tone.

“I—I can’t—” Magnus stutters out, trying to walk closer toAlec. He looks down to his feet, trying to will them forward. He picks up hisright foot, ready to move, but gravity takes him down, somersaulting towardsthe ground.

Alec is quick to catch him, his arms winding around Magnus’frame. Magnus’ arms wrap around his back, body shaking and fingers grippingonto his jacket in desperate strokes. His breathing is erratic, the panicsettling into his once calm demeanor. He buries his face into Alec’s shoulder, andAlec can hear his muffled whines of pain and fear.

“I don’t want to go,”he says weakly, his breath shuddering violently through his lungs. “I don’t want to die, Alexander. Alec, please!”

Alec can feel Magnus’ weight shift so that he practicallyputs all his weight onto Alec. Alec can’t hold the weight by himself, moving tohelp Magnus lie down. Magnus’ panicked cries don’t subside.

“I don’t want to go.”

There are tears falling down Alec’s face as they fall to theground. His hands are shaking, pulling Magnus closer so there’s barely acentimeter between them. He buries his face in Magnus’ hair. He shushes Magnus’cries.

“It’s okay. It’s okay baby, you’re gonna be okay.”

His words are slurred, blurring together by the tears thatconstrict his vocal chords. Magnus’ pulls back enough to look at Alec straighton. Alec can see the panic in his unglamoured eyes that have been stained withtears. His eyeliner has smudged. There’s dirt and blood on his face from all thefighting.

“Alexander, please…”He pleads out, voice cracking and wavering. His grip is weaker against thefront of Alec’s jacket, despite the fact that it looks like he’s holding on fordear life. He tries to pull Alec forward with all his strength, but it onlypulls him a centimeter forward.

Alec’s heart shatters, broken pieces exploding into hischest. It feels like he’s on fire, the pain is so intense. He leans down therest of the way, pressing his lips to Magnus’ in a searing kiss. He putseverything he can, every feeling and emotion into it. Magnus tries the same butAlec can feel his strength leaving him.

When Alec pulls away, his eyes are still squeezed shut. Hedoesn’t want to face it, he doesn’t want to see Magnus writhing in panic underhim. But he can’t. He can’t close hiseyes and pretend it isn’t happening.

His eyes open to see Magnus staring back at him. His bottomlip trembles.

“I’m so sorry,”Magnus breathes out, hands coming up to press against the sides of Alec’s face.

He’s so cold.

“I’m so sorry,Alexander,” he repeats, pressing his shaking fingertips into Alec’s skin abit more.

His touch feels likeair.

There’s a glow that resonates from Magnus’ chest, it’sgolden glow flourishing in his sternum. Alec looks down, an ugly sob wrenchingitself from his body.

No…

The light spreads, passing over Magnus’ woven shirt,illuminating the bones underneath his skin. It stretches down his legs and uphis chest, across his pecks to his shoulders, down the arms to his fingertips.Alec finds himself surrounded by the light that envelops Magnus.

“No…” Alec chokesout. Hands coming up to caress Magnus’ face. “Please don’t leave.”

The sad smile that Magnus wears starts to slip, the cornersof his lips twitching as the light draws up his neck, past his jaw. His breathhitches as the light grows brighter in the center of his chest.

“Alexander…”

The tone in which Magnus says his name is so high pitched,so uncharacteristically Magnus that Alec almost doesn’t recognize it. There’sso much desperation in his voice, and the tears from his face are flowing at a constantstream. The brightest part of him in his sternum starts to break apart, chipsand pieces of golden light fluttering into the air between them.

His hands tremble against Alec. His eyes stay trained onAlec, unwavering even as the light consumes his legs.

“Magnus, please don’tgo,” Alec pleads, but it’s no use. The light envelops the rest of Magnus’body, slowly covering him in light before it breaks apart into the atmosphere.It reaches his neck, and the fear in Magnus’ face is indescribable.

No…

The light mercilessly floods his face, golden cat eyes stilllocked in place.

Magnus’ lips move, but no sound comes from them, his vocalchords disappearing into the light.

Alec doesn’t need the sound to know what he’s saying.

I love you.

“I love you too baby,” he blubbers out, hands shaking as theparticles of Magnus’ face start to chip away into the atmosphere. “I love youso much.”

In that final moment, Magnus’ golden cat eyes lose theirfearful glow. For a moment, there’s warmth.

He heard him.

It’s those golden cat eyes are the last thing he sees beforethe light consumes him, their particles floating up and blowing away in thewind like petals.

The pain that courses through him is immeasurable, a brokenscream passing through his lips as the last of the light travels upwardstowards the sky. He breathes heavily, erratically, turning to watch as theparticles disappear into the atmosphere. His hands tremble, and it’s then helooks down to see the object he suddenly finds in his hands.

The omamori charm.

He balls it in his fist, bringing it up to his face andbreathing it in. There’s still the faint sandalwood smell of Magnus on it. Aleclets out a strangled cry, squeezing his eyes shut as he holds the charm close.

“Magnus…”

He isn’t sure how long it is, but he feels a gentle handpress against his shoulder. He looks up through watery eyes to see his sisterjust as distraught and destroyed as he is. His breath shudders violently in hislungs as she drops next to him, hugging him close. They both confide in eachother, letting the other release all their agony in one go. In the midst of their agony, they both agreeon one thing:

They have to find Valentine.

They have to kill him.

They have to.

For Maia.

For Simon.

For Magnus.

Come send me a prompt (closes Friday)

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luccie-eclair · 7 years

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JNPR HC's PT. 2 (Read tags)

Got bored, did another one. Not as deep & "character revealing" as the last. Mostly just fun or weird quirks I thought of. But here's more random stuff I came up with.

•Jaune was sick of everyone stealing his hoodie, so he somehow convinced his team to eat a shit ton of Pumpkin Pete's cereal so he could get them all hoodies

They still steal his hoodie

•On a mission, Jaune called out the move "Nora's Arc" & she was super confused bc she never once read a religious book & wasn't invested in any religion enough to really think about doing it

•When Pyrrha met Ren, she thought he was a selective mute & tried using sign language. He chuckled & introduced himself w/ his voice

She was very embarrassed

He did find it interesting & asked her to teach him VSL (Vale Sign Language)

•Nora cannot come in contact w/ water for at least 7 hours after activating her semblance

•W/o looking, Nora knows when Ren has activated his semblance

It's said that you can feel the color & some of your energy draining from you, though

•Camp Camp is a thing in this universe

Nora loves Nikki

Pyrrha finds an interest in Neil

Jaune, ironically, doesn't enjoy David as much as Gwen

Ren says he likes Erid, but he's a sucker for Max

•They have earned the title "Team Double Date" and "Team Relationship Goals"

•Pyrrha & stress don't mix, esp w/ her semblance

Jaune has been thrown more times than he can count

Nora has had a soda can or two launched at her head

Ren has had his own frying pan turn against him

She has actually used it to get CRDL off of Velvet's back, though

•Pyrrha & Nora are ambidextrous. Ren is, too, but prefers his left hand, Jaune is one of those right handed normies (JK. I'm a right handed normie, too)

•Semi-phobias (???) Let's call it a dislike

Nora can't do tight spaces for too long

After being w/ his bestie for so long, Ren doesn't really enjoy absolute silence despite occassionally wishing for it

I've said that Pyrrha doesn't like supernatural shit

Jaune... he's gotten over a lot of fears since being at Beacon, but then IT came out... boi

•Ren learned some photography stuff from Velvet

•The signal for privacy (if you know what I mean 😉) is Jaune's sock

•They are no longer allowed at the zoo bc of Nora's extravagant plan to steal a sloth

The thing is that it actually worked & she kept said sloth for about 3 days until Ren made her return it to its family

She was caught putting Carl back

She named the sloth Carl in case you got lost

They tried to pull a RWBY & keep a kitten named Kimba

But Goodwitch is allergic to cats & reacted the second she came in for dorm inspection

They had to clean the cafeteria for 3 weeks

•Jaune likes to show his team some cartoons he grew up w/ on team bonding nights

•Jaune has DC action figures & comic books that Ren and Pyrrha have joked about burning bc of their love for Marvel

Nora stopped that real quick

•However, they all agree that the old Teen Titans was lit & the new one is trash (I got too personal. I'm sorry)

•Music

Jaune likes rock & showtunes

Nora likes anything that isn't slow (esp Mpop -think Kpop-)

Pyrrha likes indie/alt rock

Ren is into some Mpop & some R&B, he hasn't really chosen a genre for him yet (he's a great rapper, though)

If you play country around any of them, you will get knocked tf out

•Remember that naughty jar I mentioned? At the end of each month (it fills up fast), the team decides what to do with it.

Sometimes pay for the damage from an extreme plan

Sometimes a night out

Sometimes charity

•Nora picks their Hallows Eve costumes every year & plans early (Like, at the start of the new year)

This year, they are going as Kim Possible (Pyrrha), Ron (Jaune), "Hego" (Ren), and "Drakkene" (Nora)

•If you mess w/ anyone on this team, be prepared to have your life ruined

If they get RWBY, SSSN, or CVFY in on it, just drop out of school and go live on a deserted island. Your family will understand

•They like to rearrange their dorm into a huge fort using bed frames, mattresses, pillows, and blankets

•They have found Zwei in their room 157 times since he's come to Beacon

•They have matching Dustmas sweaters from Jaune's mom (they are not ugly)

•Jaune's 6 year old sister had a crush on Ren

Jaune was quick to tell Ren that he didn't have his blessing

They all went w/ Pyrrha to one of her promotions for support

The metal equipment bending at random moments made it obvious that she'd rather not be there

•Ren, Jaune, & Nora have tried to teach Pyrrha how to dance... I'll just leave it there

•Ren & Nora are currently learning Love Whisper by Gfriend

•Ren is often awoken at o'dark thirty in the morning because Jaune and Nora are having existential crisises about everyday objects

•Nora will occasionally sleep w/ Pyrrha

•She often joins Ruby & Penny when they do crafts and diy type stuff

When the three of them get together, the final product ends up being... "slightly" different from the picture

•Ren once woke up to use the bathroom and witnessed Jaune and Pyrrha doing the do across the room

He installed a decorative curtain the next day

Yang & Sun find it hilarious

•During group projects, everyone tries to do everything, but that's too much so they split the work:

Ren does research

Pyrrha works out how to write it down

Nora does the creative part

Jaune works on memorizing and presenting

•Pyrrha snores like a grown ass man, jfc

•It doesn't take long for Ren to find a position and pass out. He rarely moves

•Nora is restless. She often moves around & kicks whomever she sleeps with

•Jaune curls in on himself into a tight ball. It's weird as hell

•Ren, Nora, and Pyrrha have worked hard to hide, throw away, and burn Jaune's onesie

They fail every time

•Ren makes manbuns look really hot(that's less an HC, and more a fact)

•Pyrrha may or may not be pagan despite her mother being monotheistic (I haven't fully accepted it as an HC yet, but I wanted to include it anyway)

•Ozpin briefed the first years w/i the first week saying that the second letter in the team name was second in command

Nora denounced her role as second in command in favor of Pyrrha

Glynda was really confused (and almost happy) when Pyrrha came in her office instead of Nora

•Nora works at an ice cream shop in Vale bc orphans on a full ride don't tend to have a lot of lien unless they're Bryce Wayne & his apprentice Rick Grayson

•The only team that has gotten detention and cleaning detail more than JNPR is RWBY

But they're really tied for first place

•Pyrrha was supposed to have a younger sibling

•Once they're married to one another w/ kids, they tend to base part of their lives on the other family

Making sure there's enough space in the new house for the godkids

Living relatively close

A trillion sleepovers

Family vacays & Dustmas cards

Celebrating holidays together

•They become in-laws through their daughters Ming (Renora) and Louise (Arkos)

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lucindarobinsonvevo · 7 years

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About Me Meme

I was tagged by @seven-dragons! So heres some As to these Qs

im taggin @intheirsandbox, @fabulouslyphryne and @vampirateslagoon

Were you named after anyone?

No.

When was the last time you cried?

a couple of nights ago

Do you like your handwriting?

No.

What’s your favorite lunch meat?

???ham???

Do you have kids?

No, because I am kids

If you were a different person, would you be friends with you?

No, jfc, no.

Do you still have your tonsils?

Yes.

Would you bungee jump?

sure if you’re paying off my debts

What’s your favorite cereal?

cocopuff chexs, man. Peanut butter captain crunch is also good.

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

If i need to,to take the shoes off.

Do you think you are a strong person?

*laughing*

What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?

I don’t like ice cream.

What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Faces

Do you use sarcasm?

sometimes

What’s your least favorite physical thing about yourself?

weight especially, but also my chin.

What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now?

im actually wearing a skirt, it’s cotton dyed to look like acid wash denim and black shoes

What are you listening to right now?

whatever spotify thinks i want to listen to.

If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

one of those yellow crayons that looks like it’s gonna be sick but then you use it and actually it’s barely visible and ugly.

Favorite smell?

confession: i can’t smell much of anything Who was the last person you talked on the phone with?a Dad

Favorite sport to watch?

none

Hair color?

Brown.

Eye color?

green/grey

Do you wear contacts?

No.

Favorite food?

traditional Ramen.

Scary movie or comedy?

Scary Movie every time.

Last movie you watched?

Waterworld (on my own time)

War Games (with my mother)

Captain Underpants (at the cinema)

What color shirt are you wearing?

dark blue

Summer or winter?

winter

Hugs or kisses?

hugs if we friends, kisses if we dating

Book you’re currently reading?

Flash and Bone by Kathy Reichs (reread)

Who do you miss right now?

my mate Kylie .

What’s on your mouse pad?

what is this, the 90s?

What’s the last TV program you watched?

Eerie Indiana (Mr Chaney, because fuck you that’s the best episode.)

What’s the best sound?

Rain beating against the window,

Rolling Stones or The Beatles?

neither

What’s the furthest you ever traveled?

Thailand, I think?

Do you have a special talent?

i dont even have any normal talents.

im good at finding old pictures of charlie cousins?

being shy?

Where were you born?

Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi! Oi! Oi!

#about me

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faelapis · 7 years

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what do you think of a lot of the su criticism going around? i'm kinda tired of it myself, and while some had good points, i think the majority are overblown, and i wanna hear from someone else who actually likes su

hhh i’ve tried to hold my pettiness about this trend…. but i’ll do one post, because i’m the worst and can’t contain myself.

i think my biggest issue is this… condescending attitude? like. there’s a whole group of people who essentially react to dissent with “it’s ok you’re too sensitive to see the truth, but you need to learn to be critical about media :)”. like anyone can’t possibly have a critical mind if they disagree with your criticisms.

sometimes, it’s also just the lack of effort. like if you don’t look at character development, logic or motivation, just say “wow, this character used to be (thing you consider good)” without considering why. or when they complain about storyboarding styles that aren’t new, everyone have been more chibi since late s1 (also... c’mon. the amount of cherry-picking. s1 storyboarding was inconsistent and kinda sloppy sometimes, people used to be AWARE of this when they compared, say, early s1 pearl to now).

a lot of it just sounds like a cheap attempt at joining a bandwagon, tbh. people can do whatever they want, they’re not obligated to analyze everything they criticize, but… the combination of lack of effort and a condescending attitude is something i see a lot :/

i mean, it’s not hard to criticize this particular way. it’s just… not this great burden. i’ll do it right now, with the same kind of petty, little-effort sass:

the first season of avatar is kinda ugly, the last season is really rushed. all the morals/writing is “meh”. the way they deal with redemption and subplot is really infuriating and eyeroll-worthy.

there’s no such thing as an interesting character in gravity falls. like, you can sort of squint at interesting relationships, but not characters.

i honestly struggle to get through even one episode of svtfoe. i am amazed at how quickly people are turning on it after hyping it up as the new ~progressive masterpiece, though. i wonder how long it’ll take before they hold it to half a strict a standard as su.

wander over yonder is alright, if kinda standard! but… jfc the art style is ugly. i understand it’s an intentional style, doesn’t mean i have to like it.

have you tried sitting through the second season of korra?

adventure time is either kinda decent, or the least engaging show you’ll ever watch. i have tried so, so hard to find anything consistently interesting about it.

and as for undertale… let’s just say it works better as a purely emotional / shock piece than anything else.

these are all opinions i actually kinda have… but i’m not trying to see why, and i’m not particularly analytic or fair. so just. imagine if i talked like this all the time, and was condescending enough to say stuff like “it’s ok you’re too attached to see these flaws :)” to anyone who disagreed. imagine.

sure, there are things to criticize in any media… it just gets exhausting to constantly see this attitude, if you think anything is good. i understand many of you are genuinely hurt, and working through your “breakup” with the show… but it’s hard to take seriously when suddenly everything is bad. often, it’s not even tagged, to the point where i’ve had to block a lot of those ~sideblogs. so i wish i didn’t see so much of that, and that people just tried a little harder.

#steven universe #anti su criticism? /#yes i'm that petty rn #also mentions my not-so-nice opinions on some other cartoons / the like #also NO i'm not getting into a discussion about this #not with those people #Anonymous

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