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#Jason's just vibing with his gramps
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You Remind Me Of Her
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"Jason wake up I want to go see the new store!"
He felt his blankets get tugged off of him. Groaning he scrunched his face into the bed.
" Let me sleep another hour or two, it was late when I got in bed."
" And who's fault is that?"
He grabbed the nearest pillow to him and flung it to where the voice was coming from, even with perfect aim he wasn't surprised when he heard it connect with his wall and not a body.
"Yours! If you hadn't dragged me with you to look for those old music disk with you I would have gotten to bed earlier."
"Liar you would still have gone to bed late for whatever other reason."
He sat up rubbing his eyes, hissing slightly when he opened them not expecting his lights to already be on.
"Okay, what store are you making me go to today Martha?"
He dodged a swat to the back of his head. Grinning he headed towards the kitchen hearing her huff and following him.
"How many times do I have to tell you to call me grandma! Honestly, you're worse than a nipping dog"
"Well at least I'm not emotionally constipated like Bruce"
"True, but we're not speaking about my son right now we're speaking about you. Now hurry up! I saw the prettiest set of crystal glass cut tea set by the window when I was passing by!"
"Give me like 8 minutes to eat and get ready okay, will grampa be joining us?"
He turned to look at her in the eyes
Her green eyes, just barely glowing. The rest of her being transparent like fog in the early morning, her heels floating a few inches of the floor.
Martha Wayne his grandmother
His dead grandmother now a ghost
Just like he used to be
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He walked into the small store the small bells jingling above his head.
"Look Jason they have such pretty things!"
His eyes followed her as she floated over to the display case. Quickly he took his phone and held it up to is ear.
"Which one's were the ones that caught your eye?'
He developed the habit of speaking into the phone when he was outside in public view while speaking with a ghost, that way nobody would give him a second glance looking like a normal phone call.
"The one with lilies and forget-me-not's."
His eyes quickly found the pieces and grabbed them. He looked at her from the corner of his eye.
"Is this all you wanted from here?"
The 'Do you want to continue looking?' in his gaze. She gave a quick glance around before turning back to him.
"No just that for today, we can come back another day when you don't have plans."
Jason glanced at her while he quickly paid. Leaving the store he turned to fully look at her while still having his phone up to his ear.
"Plans? I don't have any plans for today?"
A sly grin made its way on to her face
"Well I thought it's been a while since you visited Alfred and since we're in the area we might as well visit, no?"
Jason sighed, " Fine, only because it has been a while plus if I don't go you'll just keep naggin' me."
Martha gave a small huff of amusement
"That's my boy! Now! Let's get some nice tea for our visit, it would be rude to go empty handed, how about some nice cinnamon tea huh?"
"Your obsession with cinnamon tea has started to spread to me, especially the weird way you like it."
"Gasp! It's not that weird, honestly I started drinking it like that because of my cravings while I was pregnant and just never stopped. But don't lie to me, you like it just as much as I do even with the peach jam."
"Fine maybe I do."
He looked down at the time, "Let's hurry up a buy that before it gets too late."
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He knocked at the door, shifting the bags in his hands as he waited for Alfred to open the door.
Martha waited outside with him even though she could easily phase her way inside.
Jason heard light footsteps before the door glided open.
"Master Jason what a wonderful surprise to see you here please do come in."
Alfred herded Jason inside taking note of the bags he held.
"Did you go shopping before coming here?"
"Uh yea, some of it is for you."
"For me master Jason?"
"I thought it would be rude to come empty handed so I bought tea."
"Very thoughtful of you, lets head to the kitchen to prepare a cup shall we."
Jason quickly looked towards Martha raising a brow
"You go enjoy your tea with Alfred I'm going to look for Thomas, I'll be back by the time you leave"
Jason gave a quick smile in return before quickly following Alfred into the kitchen.
"Hey Alfie we can use the new tea set I got today, let me just wash them real quick."
He turned around, not noticing Alfred's confused stare
"You bought a tea set master Jason?"
Jason turned around after quickly wiping them dry.
"Yeah look, they even have some lilies and forget-me-not's on them, saw them by the window of the shop and thought why not?" He half lied.
"I see, I haven't seen these two flowers paired up together in ...a very long time."
Jason turned towards the kitchen entrance as he heard two pairs of footsteps nearing. Both Bruce and Dick appearing in the doorway.
"Oh good you're both here, I'm about to prepare some tea master Jason brought over for us ,sit down please."
They walked over to the table, Dick quickly hugging him.
"You didn't tell me you were dropping by!"
"Get off, and yea it was impulsive decision."
"Hn, good to see you chum."
"Yeah, you too B."
Alfred walked over with the tea prepared, placing it on the table.
Dick leaned over to see the tray.
"What kind of tea is it?"
"Master Jason brought us cinnamon tea."
Dick looked over at Jason tilting his head, "Since when do you drink cinnamon tea?"
"Since none of your business."
Jason took a small sip before sighing, "Hey Alfred do you have any peach jam?"
Alfred hesitated before looking at him confused, "Peach jam? What for?"
"I like to mix it in with the cinnamon tea."
Alfred's eyes glazed over for a second before heading towards the refrigerator, "...I see, of course let me get some for you."
He quickly came back with a small jar and placed it on the table near Jason.
"Thanks Alf." He scooped up a spoonful and dipped it in his cup.
Bruce and Alfred glanced at each other.
Dick looked up from his own cup, "Does that actually taste good? Can I try some!"
He made a grab at Jason's cup, he quickly pulled it out of reach, "Don't touch mine! If you're really curious make it yourself."
Dick slumped on the table whining, "But what if I don't like it, I'll ruin my tea!"
"That's not my problem"
"Oh come oooon just a little sip!"
"No"
"Pleaseee!"
"Ugh you're worse than a nipping dog, fine!"
Before Dick could celebrate they heard twin startled noises. They turned around and Bruce was covered in tea in what seemed like he spit out his tea, both Alfred and Bruce were staring at Jason faces pale.
Jason glanced around confused, "What? Why are you looking at me like that."
Alfred straightened up clearing his throat, " Apologies master Jason you seem to have startled us a bit."
"With what?"
Bruce finally stopped coughing, "Nothing, you just...reminded us of someone."
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Just an Idea
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it’s 2022, why the actual hell have i been thinking about a percy jackson AU
the au is cut into two parts; either separate fics that take place in the same amount of time, or alternating povs every chapter. probably the later, that sounds better.
basically, thanks to some demigod dreams, a 9 year old percy jackson starts talking to this ominous pit in his dreams. since he just thinks these are dreams, he has no problems talking to the pit and what do you know! the pit actually seems pretty cool.
meanwhile, kronos has figured out that this is one of his grandchildren, and he needs to get this kid on his side asap if he wants to raze olympus
i know this isn’t technically canon, but i like it so... with the help of some monsters, kronos manages to possess a human body. not a demigod, no bathe in the styx, just a mortal. maybe even smelly gabe...? (no, i don’t think so). So while kronos can interact with the mortal world, if he uses even a speck of his titan powers while in the body, it explodes.
kronos manages to convince kid percy that he’s his grandpa and to somehow go on a trip across country with him by staging a monster attack and making him think he’s putting his mom in danger. kronos is trying to get percy to one of his titan allies so they can raise him to be on kronos’ side, because even not using his powers, the body is wearing out.
percy knows there’s something off about his gramps but is pretty freaked out about the monster attack. and then he’s too excited about learning he has superpowers to care too much.
this part of the fic is name “Percy and Grandpa’s Totally Epic Cross-Country Road Trip” and that might be the name of the fic in general, i just think its funny.
the road trip consists of percy learning demigod things while being told all the good stories about the titans and the bad ones about the gods. meanwhile, kronos is becoming reluctantly fond of his grandson. 
There are funny moments in this part of the fic, like kronos learning how to drive, and what money is.
percy manages to convince kronos to go to disneyland califorina and this is the vibe i’m going for. (link nsft)
now for the second part of the fic... it’s luke time, baby.
luke was ten seconds away from having to ask the oracle to go on his basic, repeater, canon quest when the oracle walks out of the attic and into capture the flag to make luke go on a quest.
basically, if luke doesn’t rescue percy, olympus is doomed.
congrats luke! you’ve got the fate of the world on your shoulders.
annabeth stops talking to luke because he doesn’t choose her as a questing partner despite her being nine, that’s totally old enough to go on a quest.
and luke is angsting bc the prophecy didn’t state which child of the big three was going to save olympus and thalia died just two/three years before, and maybe the kid is jason?
his questing partners are selena and beckandorf because it seems funny to juxtaposition their sexual tension with luke’s angst.
luke’s not going to have a good time on this quest. but at least posedion is helping them along. 
luke thinks he’s going on a life or death rescue mission while percy is eating candy and learning why zeus sucks.
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